James Rolfe VS Time

[@mapleham5633]

Watching this at 2x speed because I don’t have the time

[@locobandito7389]

Muh time

[@EZ-vm1up]

I had to mute it and watch with subtitles because of muh kids

[@minecraftman360]

I didn't have the time finish this comm

[@anuba3950]

Typing this comment at 5:39pm , phew! almost ran out of time

[@whiteingale]

yes. lkol

[@notanundesirable]

"Time sucks. Nobody likes time" Be careful what you wish for.

[@Jonqen]

Says the man that wants more everyday

[@ShOscar]

His hair sure as heck doesn't like time, that's for sure

[@iansrife5107]

Noooooo time, my friend, hee hee hee!

[@justinchaney1245]

The infamous 540 clip. The way he delivered the line with the hand gesture was gold. Glad I finally saw it.

[@tylerchambers6246]

Yeah I didn't have the time to search for it myself, so I'm glad someone went to the trouble for me who did have the time- time being a luxury I simply don't have right now because of my demanding kids.

[@dawnbreaker2912]

Yeah, WTF was that? And why such a random, arbitrary time? Why not 5:30 or 6:00, like a normal person might do?

[@hypnos9336]

because maybe it would take him exactly 20 minutes to get somewhere? I don't see why 5:40 would be an issue. @@dawnbreaker2912

[@SniffHeinkel]

Did you see the look on Mikes face when Bimmy said he had no time?

[@cibby6155]

his wife expects him home by 5:40pm

[@jkadoodle]

I bet board James is dead because Bootsy wouldn’t be in them and that’s all everyone would comment on

[@yourfairyking]

And now Mike won't be in them, either.

[@viscountrainbows6452]

One. Ta-HOo0o0o0... Three!

[@MisterMister12Mister]

married life sucks

[@ItachiUchiha-ns1il]

We would be on mars rn if James had time

[@billvolk4236]

Now you can see the importance of time. It helps us make pizza; it keeps things in line.

[@Jonqen]

The way James holds the gamecube controller make no sense xD

[@Sandra_aschenbach_doyle]

From the title i thought this was about his hairline.

[@jazzwebster9851]

No time to talk about hairlines

[@mikecoolgreen]

@@jazzwebster9851 he has no time to shave himself bald

[@archiedebaldo5963]

I guess his hair ran out of time a long time ago

[@RagingCookie127]

I don't know if you've been arrested before but that was first degree murder right there.

[@Vegeta_1990]

@@archiedebaldo5963 just like yours now

[@theactualTVB]

Take a shot every time James "doesn't have time."

[@justanotherbeautiful5736]

sorry no time!

[@V0YAG3R]

No time for shots! \_/ 🥴

[@jens-christianpetersen367]

Do you want us to suffer?

[@ryan-tc3rk]

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do is go give it to James

[@cardenasr.2898]

He would lose the bottle and say he has no time

[@THEMOECOOPERSHOWTM]

He has time in a bottle....rolling Rock.

[@nspcrazy1122]

Sigh... Wow. So you don't want him to suffer? I can see why your comment is popular. Big Ryan-tc3rk fan BTW.

[@AbrasiousProductions]

so he'd make a good nerd review.. but there never seems to be enough time to do what he used to do in his prime

[@amadeusagripino6862]

Oh Bimmy

[@Damage_Kase_99]

You ever hear a word so many times that after a while it doesn’t even sound like a word anymore? Yeah I’m feelin that right now

[@MrGojira95]

“Space? That’s fine. Time? That’s fine. Temperature? That’s bullshit.” - James Rolfe (Cinemassacre) Man did this quote not age well.

[@connordavidson1998]

I completely forgot about that line! Good remembering! Nice one! 😆

[@spawn760]

No it did not, neither did "happy shut the fuck up"

[@hulaj__dusza]

You know what's BS? 5:40

[@Deagleninjaz]

but the midlife crisis cover band is okay

[@jk-474]

“It’s 5:40, if my dad gets home and sees I haven’t done my homework yet I’m fucked. I just don’t have time” 🤣🤣

[@Vadim_Slastihin]

He have time to drink his precious soylent though.

[@John-Jacob-Smith]

I think he's depressed. He just did the first couple of avgn videos for fun and never meant for it to be a series but he really wanted to make movies. So he uses the nerd character to help him get to his goal and makes the Avgn movie as a gateway to his dreams. Then the Avgn movie turns out to be a piece of crap and kills any hope of James ever achieving his dream of making movies. So now he's stuck making videos he doesn't want to make because they are the only thing he does that people care about. It must really bother James that something he did as a joke got popular and made him successful but things he made with genuine passion have been mostly ignored.

[@Rustycube88]

Nah he enjoys doing AVGN episodes. Especially told that he enjoyed making Jekyl and Hyde episode

[@locobandito7389]

@@Rustycube88 That was 10 years ago, dingus.

[@kevinfromsales9445]

You can tell he's definitely stressed in the video about 5:40 he even said that on Fridays they would have no idea what games to play for J&M Mondays, clearly he's not enjoying anymore and ends up half assing his "work".

[@megabannedagain]

@Bert Harbinson lol yep

[@megabannedagain]

@@locobandito7389 love ypur channel man.. keep it going. AVGN sucks now unfortunately.

[@keeleye7225]

"🎵do, you have the time....to listen to James whine...."

[@PowertipBrushhead]

He is definitely melodramatic.

[@VegetabIeMan]

Makes me wanna become a Basket Case 🥴

[@TRJ2241987]

it all keeps adding up

[@2l84me8]

He should play some TimeWarp Tickers on Action 52. Because every time you defeat an enemy, it says “Time?”

[@spawn760]

It's time for james to find time

[@phooeyfudge]

I was expecting the clip from action 52- "time?? It says time???"

[@sacredsalt6840]

So he has time to make a podcast no one asked for, time to make a band, but has no time to make good AVGN episode? What a shame.

[@jackcarraway4707]

Wow, he's a human with other interests and wants to try new things.

[@dannysummers4591]

@@jackcarraway4707 whos also an entertainer with an audience that wants to see him be entertaining instead of self indulgent

[@AfonsoEGM]

@@dannysummers4591 I mean, you're also a worker receiving a wage to work and not watch AVGN as a form of self indulgence, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't have any free time to do so.

[@SefniAsheforr]

@David Nash I agree with you to an extent. I just want to see some quality content that he is passionate about. Rex Viper is not really quality content, especially when the only alternatives on this channel, that made its name with AVGN and Monster Madness, are videos that are not worth seeing. I wouldn't even mind if he did movie reviews or something similar every so often, but poored his heart into them and delivered more genuine content. I don't want a bunch of AVGN episodes, I don't want a bunch of low effort Rental Reviews, and I don't want a deflated podcast with uninteresting personalities. I just want high effort, quality content from a passionate man I once revered. My favorite video of his to this day is Cinemassacre 200. That was fantastic. When he is passionate about a video, it comes through in its quality. The only thing he is passionate about seems to be Rex Viper, but he hasn't developed a skill level in music even nearing that of his filmmaking endeavors. So it's just not the same. I would sincerely be fine with 2-3 videos a year if they were really great. One of my favorite channels is Gaming Brit, and he doesn't upload that often, but when he does, the videos are quality content. Many are my favorite video game reviews on KZbin. I wish James would do something similar, I have to figure that money shouldn't be too much of an issue for him all these years later, but I guess I don't know that myself.

[@crawlingamongthestars3736]

Well, looks like he no longer has time for the podcast. How much time will it be before he has no time for the band too? These are the great mysteries of existence.

[@benjistida007]

No time, I refuse

[@borbborb9615]

if only we could sacrifice the fat from ryan into some time

[@locobandito7389]

Hey, Ryan's lost a lot of weight recently! Big Ryan Fan here!

[@comical9587]

Wish I could've watched the entire video but *NO TIME*

[@ShinSeikiEvan]

When you have kids you're supposed to work HARDER, Jimmy. Not less.

[@Whoa802]

Listen, I don't expect a lot of James' fans to know this, given how most of them seem to be guys in their 20's and 30's, but being a parent takes a lot more out of you than you'd think. You can choose to do the bare minimum and leave most of the work to the mom or nanny if you want, but an actual father who cares would know to spend as much time as possible with them when he isn't working. When you have a family, your main motivation to work should be to provide for your kids, and when you are in a good enough financial situation to be able to afford working less to spend quality time with them, I think that's a perfectly reasonable trade off. When you compare that to my dad, for instance, who was always out working to provide for the family when I was young, it only makes me wish my dad was could've been more like James, as I hardly have what I'd call a strong emotional bond with him. I'd especially appreciate it, if me or one of my siblings suffered from birth complications growing up that may have possibly hindered physical/cognitive development, just like one of James' kids. Not saying Rolfe is perfect, but I fail to see why so many fans have problems grasping why his quality/rate of output has taken something of a dip recently amidst all these other things he's got going in his life.

[@maxxdahl6062]

@@Whoa802 Millions of people work harder, longer, more than James with more kids than he has. His wife is also a full time stay at home mother. What the fuck is he actually doing?

[@toxicmail1482]

I don't have time to make money for my family. But I have time to pretend to play guitar in a cover band with slobwave.

[@qwerty6383]

Nobody likes time

[@Jombo1]

He has the time. He doesn't have the passion.

[@FlamespeedyAMV]

No time for passion

[@DoctorHver]

Even if you speed up the video you hear James say time on normal speed. Thats how obssed with time he is.

[@SwirlyJoe]

I unsubscribed from Cinemassacre in 2015 because his newer videos sucked. It's now just a group of friends in a basement talking about movies & they don't even show footage of the movie. They are so lazily made

[@Megamon0001]

He doesn’t have time, but he has time to advertise soylent?

[@JOEmega64]

This video raised my blood pressure.

[@mrmusickhimself]

I am a Certified Nursing Assistant, it's my job, I can't just shrug and say "I don't have time" and keep collecting my check. Sorry James, this is your job now. You said it yourself: 'You're the fuckin' Nerd!' he has no passion for it anymore, his true passion was filmmaking and he screwed the pooch on that one. James wants the benefits and cashflow of the job, but not the actual work, but since his wife is living comfortably thanks to his income, he can't just leave. So now he outsources those Screenwave goofs to do all the work for him. At least Doug Walker actually loves movies.

[@The3ninjakids]

That’s why I have more respect for Doug... at least when it comes to how he presents himself. Yeah, he probably knows that he’s gonna be doing NC till the day he dies, but at least it seems like he knows where he came from and if it weren’t for the Critic taking off, he’d probably still be doing that custodian job or whatever it was he did.

[@thejedisonic67]

At least Doug seems to enjoy being the NC

[@mrmusickhimself]

@@thejedisonic67 Yeah, I have to say, as cringy as he can be, Doug enjoys what he's doing. James has become so transparent and apathetic, that his own fanbase have jumped to r/Cinemassacre Truth to ask what happened.

[@blind_surgeon]

Jesus christ why do people do this? Every time it's popular to hate on someone, people suddenly go kiss the ass of someone who was recently thrown under fire and magically forget all the drama they stirred up. It's so goddamn annoying. Similar shit happened when AVGN was going downhill and after all of Mike's scandals, people had to start saying "well Mike isn't even this bad" after they had just gotten done talking about what a despicable human he is. Another example: when Idubbbz shit all over leafy and everyone blasted his channel it looked like he was done but then when Idubbbz defended his girlfriends OnlyFans account suddenly people started sucking off Leafy again. Idk why people do this. It's possible to dislike and criticize both. But I can tell you when one fucks up, it doesn't suddenly make the other a messiah. You seriously come across as flip-floppy, insincere, and just following the herd.

[@Tehkums]

@@blind_surgeon Honestly, my respect for Doug grew _because_ of the controversy. When he had people knocking down his door he ignored it for months until it all went away. And now he's doing fine, again. He's a shrewd man who employed business acumen that most rarely apply themselves to, usually because they wish to save their own egos. When I just think about all the content creators that have nuked themselves by saying too much (Spoony), Doug said nothing, as he understands how mercurial the internet is. People have always talked about whether or not this would work, but few have actually tried it, just cause it's perceived as risky. Gotta give the guy credit for it. Incidentally, Doug is just a workhorse. He gives his audience exactly what they want every time, on time.

[@terryindachat7296]

Time is a filler word he uses when he's done with something or needs a goto excuse.

[@sebman6031]

​@Nanase Mizukami dude, he's no wagie, he just need to badly act on videos about bad games

[@onision_archive]

@@sfex4290 soo would that make doug the blackberry of youtube?

[@redacted2275]

My parents often threw me under the bus as an excuse of having no time... yes, children are time consuming but you don't need to tell that in front of them as an excuse to someone or record to be on the Internet forever.

[@HeartburnMan]

Ain’t nobody got TIME for that..

[@JohnDoe-ne6fo]

MUHH NO TIME

[@locobandito7389]

No kids, muh time!

[@sikkableeat5614]

@GODofFUCK Yeah they should focus on the podcast instead!

[@DobbyTheGamer]

I'm sure that James' wife is lovely to be around and is very supportive of his creative endeavors

[@trollskullkid69]

I think it's James's fault. Does his wife give him responsibilities as a parent? Most likely yes. That doesn't mean that he has to have the worst time management skills possible.

[@serakthepreparer4805]

James should do an episode with Sweet Brown "Ain't nobody got time for that"

[@schmeltingaccident]

James barely had time to pet the cat

[@ResidentBeagle]

It’s like he’s suffering from ptsd or something... I hope he’s ok

[@lawrencehile9902]

He cares more about his time than you do apparently

[@valkyriehive4766]

I thought he liked Pink Floyd.

[@VeI_2.0]

Fuck time.

[@youtubeis...]

Hes invested in family which will pay off when hes a senior with grandkids.

[@KingLich451]

Would be ironic if his kids went 'I got no time for you, dad!'

[@gordonhill764]

During the 540 clip you can see Mike gesture as to stop James from saying something he would regret.

[@Linkfan007]

The 540 clip? What are you talking about? I missed it. 😞

[@gordonhill764]

@@Linkfan007 1:15 seconds

[@Linkfan007]

@@gordonhill764 thank you. So mike just gives him a look? That's what happened? Like what was James going to say?

[@gordonhill764]

@@Linkfan007 When I watch it I get the sense that Mike saw James ready to lose it and say something he shouldn't. It looked like he was getting ready to say something but held back. Seems like he was just trying to be a good friend. I could be wrong. Just an opinion.

[@Linkfan007]

@@gordonhill764 oh, that's interesting. Mmm, I didnt get any sense James WOULD have said something tho? 🤔 maybe I COULD be wrong on that too?

[@zubareus]

The man have no regular work but still have no time?

[@brutallyhonest123]

I thought this video was about his receding hairline

[@mikecoolgreen]

james is a meme machine

[@gadpivs]

The 540 thing will forever be bizarre. Even if, hypothetically, his schedule really was that busy, the thing you're supposed to do for a weekly video is postpone the release of the video until the following week, or whenever you can actually sit down and do the whole thing from start to finish. You don't go "Alright, well this is an hour-long weekly series, but we can only do 40 minutes today," and then go into hyper specific detail about what your wife and kids are up to. Just bizarre.

[@struttux5156]

Most of all you just don't LEAVE it in the video 😂😂

[@tonius3622]

Shit man got no time to comment.

[@HighFalutinTootin]

There's time now... time enough at last...

[@deadshotninja4852]

You guys don’t understand. He has a family and kids now. So it’s much harder for him

[@mikecoolgreen]

do you think james carry a mini hour glass with him at all times?

[@KrunchyTheClown78]

James needs to build a machine that manufactures time.

[@retrogameraaron4778]

Three hundred lives of men I've walked this earth...and now, I have no time.

[@krtlkid]

Even when he retire in 20 or 30 years from now.He still doesnt have time.

[@obitwokenobi9808]

Seeing James' hair receding makes me sad.

[@sikkableeat5614]

Time hasn't been kind to him.

[@qwerty6383]

nah, your problem not his

[@anibalromero619]

Can't watch the video because I don't have the time for it

[@mikecoolgreen]

lmao james said he was "facing reality"

[@locobandito7389]

Electrons

[@mikecoolgreen]

@@locobandito7389 grease ball ryan takes up 95% of james's time with his science tricks

[@Feark]

Having kids, this is how all parents feels about time.

[@JJJ111JJJ]

This is not some hobby he has to squeeze in between work and family though. It's his job. Parents usually don't tell their boss or their customers there's no time for work.

[@KingLich451]

​@@JJJ111JJJI guess it actually is? He probably has an irl job outside internet, or maybe he works as an editor. Who knows.

[@P-C-Principle]

Poor guy. If you walked a mile in Jame’s shoes, you just might find… you have no time 😮

[@beaupeterson188]

What’s worse is he’s capable of time travel, yet still doesn’t have the time. Just be honest and say you don’t want to hang out. Lying to us is worse.

[@zayj2021]

Should've been dead on a Sunday mornin', bangin' my head. No time for mournin'... AIN'T GOT NO TIME

[@Buderus69]

TIME to rewatch this

[@nspcrazy1122]

Are you of the assholish variety? 20 episodes at over one minute each? That's waaay over my 5:40 allotted timeframe. Do you want us to suffer? Sly is aware that I don't even have time for this comment. Muh kids said I can shut up now. Hi, I'm Justin BTW.

[@spencermanganiello8544]

I feel like people are giving him too much shit. He means the time hes allotted himself. Hes got a family and other projects to care about.

[@CULT_OF_TRAGEDY]

Avgn is the only thing anyone gave a sh*t about so that’s where all his time should be going

[@hypnos9336]

the problem is he basically handed his show to an incredibly unlikeable and unfunny group of people.

[@robbieracer3294]

He doesnt have time to sit in front a t.v. and watch t.v.? Are his kids constantly running thru the house causing chaos? LOL

[@bulb9970]

"Time, huh. Thanks for the tip."

[@Maxxroad]

I have a friend that's spot on like this. I've given up on him. It's not worth my "time" to continue to drag him into my endeavors. It's exhausting.

[@caucasoidape8838]

If only James could obtain a time stone, or the time cube!

[@narm_greyrunner]

Is it me or does James really take for granted how good he has it? I mean imagine having a real job like other people and having to make sacrifices to make a living and support ourselves and our families. I mean now the slobs just pump out an lazy AVGN episode whenever they need a sponsor spot.

[@robertcop8825]

he probably has another job.

[@anthonytilleman3576]

When you kill things it says time

[@kevinlimapena5698]

NO TIME

[@elgamer5366]

Muh kids

[@squick1842]

Maybe James will turn into Spoony. Given enough time

[@TMVsacrophagi]

Muh time

[@locobandito7389]

No kidz

[@TheGamingPukes]

I’ve always hated this excuse. If someone really wanted something and was passionate about it they’d make time for it no matter what. He clearly just doesn’t have the same passion as he once did. Just say it.

[@reesepufferson5619]

If theres ever anothr avgn game there has to be a time boss.

[@Tenkai917]

I was going to watch this, but I don't have the time. Poor James...his life is totally controlled by his J wife and Screenwave.

[@mikecoolgreen]

james doesnt have time to take in your symphony lol

[@thehylian6984]

Doesn’t have time for his part time job?

[@mullenio4200]

To be fair, as a family man with my own business, I know exactly what James is talking about.

[@jinkino]

Now I know James Rolfe’s favorite magazine and Pink Floyd song.

[@abrahamicreligionsbowbefor3585]

Fool me once, fool me twice Are you death or paradise? Now you'll never see me cry There's just no time

[@comical4609]

I was expecting the Inception soundtrack to play in the background

[@locobandito7389]

Interstellar Overdrive

[@comical4609]

@@locobandito7389 I meant Inception. Sorry, had no time to fix my mistake until now. Muh kids and stuff.

[@ianfontanet4230]

If James Rolfe retired the Avgn, he would have someone younger that can take his place.

[@MrLeerolljankins]

Imagine if he just parodied the Star Wars prequels whenever he actually gets the balls to announce his retirement and say soon he’ll have a new apprentice one far younger and more powerful

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

I guess the AVGN we mostly know ain't the same anymore, since it's a different one. Might as well just separate it to another series that is like AVGN but not the one we mostly know. Maybe even just call it "Video Game Nerd" or just "Gaming Nerd" since putting "Angry" b4 the name would probably not work if whoever plays the nerd doesn't keep on getting angry.

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

@SFEX七瀬 ok then, but I think my previous reply is referring to avgn during the start of the collab with screenwave, like the episodes during that collab start shows avgn not being like from the old one

[@thehorrorofone8662]

I thought this was about his receding hairline

[@WillyLee23]

🕰 *clock chimes and bells* ⏰ 🎤 Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day. Fritter and waste the hours in an offhand way. 🎤

[@Duskaria]

Need to watch this video befor it's 5:40. I just don't have time

[@whoopsydoodle5933]

I have to be done at 5:40 😅

[@locobandito7389]

Uh huh, yeah

[@whoopsydoodle5933]

@@locobandito7389 Mm-hmmm yup 😴

[@NecropsY1]

Id watch this just dont have time

[@stomach-turningthrush9432]

this is amazing. Thank you sir.

[@mikecoolgreen]

if you pause the video at 1:25, james's head looks like a bobblehead

[@ArjunTheRageGuy]

If AVGN Adventures 3 was a thing, I wonder if time limits were on some levels of that game just becuz of the nerd not having time and it's 5: 40 lmao.

[@Gac3la]

He needs to shave his head. Full bald

[@TheUnleetGamer]

can't comment, no time

[@samsquanch1996]

Take a shot every time he says "time".

[@AntLeonardi01]

This is great