Welcome to Don't Starve (Bo Burnham Parody)

Welcome to the constant. This place is just like the Internet minus the shameful search history. Charlie, our host will kindly sing you how much she enjoys your stay in this magical world specifically designed to make you suffer.
Remember kids, Don't Starve Together means you only let others starve!
Music & Vocal is by ggboot, who recomposed the original instrumental in pure golden DST style, and absolutely nailed Charlie's voice. You can find more work of hers here:
ggboot.bandcam...
That awesome thumbnail that lured you in is done by Meatgood, and you will find him in Discord, lurking around in OrangE's Discord channel( / discord . Good luck finding him, I heard he can caught with some bacon and eggs.
The beautiful animations you saw throughout the video are clips I snipped from various Don't Starve Together Trailer Animations by Klei Entertainment!
Their channel: / @kleient
The entire music is a parody of the legendary Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet". Here is the original video
• Welcome to the Interne...
The guy who did the editing and writing lyric is this weirdo called James Bucket. He likes cheesecake and vodka.
My Twiiter : / jamesbuckethead
My Sin : / jamesbuckethead
Discord link: / discord
#dontstarvetogether #boburnhaminside

[@JamesBucket]

Here's the original song, Bo Burnham's "Welcome to the Internet" (kzbin.info/www/bejne/oWKln5ibf7l3mbc) Once again, thank you ggboot for composing the entire score and voicing the Queen Charlie herself! Thank you Meatgood for the fantastic thumbnail! Dear Overlords of Klei Entertainment, please don't hurt me for using your animated trailers... Edit: The Klei Overlords approved my use of their trailers! All hail Klei!

[@Star_F0x]

Oh, didn't see the comment 😂

[@Darkaos_5]

I think they would be proud of this, because it's just so fitting and hilarious 🤣

[@loganasaurusrex8246]

I love that song! I also love Don’t Starve Together! So to see both combined is like getting the terraria crossover all over again!

[@kleient]

If there was any doubt, let this comment serve as official confirmation that this video is now declared an approved use of our animated trailers. Signed: - Overlords of Klei Entertainment.

[@constantspider]

@@kleient LET'S GO!!!!! THE OVERLORDS ACCEPTED OUR OFFERING!!!

[@kleient]

I've been trying to think of a clever funny comment to write in response to this, but instead I watched it like 5 times in a row and have decided to just leave a flatly genuine comment. This is a really impressive edit, especially the game play bits. As one of the people who help make a lot of the gameplay recordings for our own official trailers, I know how much work went into this and many of your other videos. Kudos to everyone who worked on this. 11/10 back pats and high-fives for everyone involved.

[@Wolfie-AnOldBitch]

Always fills me with joy to see you in the comments of so many fan works. I watch a lot of them and you're always there, it means so much to the fans and the creators.

[@mogboVA]

i will not allow klei entertainment's comments to go without a reply

[@MEATGOOD]

Finally

[@mogboVA]

@@MEATGOOD the famous meatgood

[@moacirsouza]

I cannot lie. I'm kinda of stuck in a loop with this video! Can't stop watching it!

[@darkner2390]

It seems that even Charlie hates Wes. Probably because he doesn't scream when he dies in his first few days in the Constant.

[@Mr.Maxw3ll]

come on, Charlie is not that cruel

[@JamesBucket]

@@Mr.Maxw3ll Oh yes she is

[@darkner2390]

@@JamesBucket The irony here, that someone called "Maxwell" doesn't know Charlie's cruelty.

[@Mister_Spade]

She doesn't hate him she feels bad for him

[@Msmemes-z6c]

Wes is my main

[@UndignifiedGiraffe]

I can imagine charlie then being like: "Alright, now you die."

[@JamesBucket]

Easily

[@superwhatevergamin9634]

"Welcome to the Constant! Now suffer!" Winnona: Sis? Charlie: NO EXCEPTIONS! (Sorry Winnie...) WX the walking glowstick: Hah. Eat it. Charlie: ... Ye sick little-

[@higorx2gameplays597]

​@@superwhatevergamin9634more like HAH. EAT IT.

[@GlassesIncorp47]

​@@higorx2gameplays597 THE PIZZA HE MAN. EAT IT.

[@ILOVETOWEROFPHONESNAPPING]

@@GlassesIncorp47 HAH. EAT IT, FLESHLINGS

[@slasher3428]

*You should build a bomb*

[@STR4WBERY_M00N]

Boom boom

[@rachelc8368]

hey dont I know you from somewhere

[@tastemailcake]

okay can we talk about how ggboot slayed this though???? she fits charlie so well im on the FLOOR

[@JamesBucket]

Hope she finds your comment, she really nailed it didnt she

[@ggboot1]

Thank you so much! I appreciate you saying that.

[@TryToCallMeJohn]

"You should kill that mime" When you know james will never change 😂

[@JamesBucket]

Hehehehehehehehehehehhehehehe

[@Gasterchild]

Why must they torture one of my top favorite characters TwT I haven’t even been able to rescue him yet, but one day I will and then I’ll protect his sweet lil self forever!

[@DaShoopdahoop]

You really outdid the lyrics here James, you havent lost it lol, and the singer was amazing as well!

[@alicjajatkowska6601]

I love that when Charlie talks about crime, cooked mandrake appears

[@JamesBucket]

Mandrake in pot = someone's getting shot

[@diwang3845]

It’s the best food, what are you talking about?

[@gatoincognito8923]

​@@diwang3845 the lack of another comment is a piece of evidence this lad got shot down

[@mageflame7477]

The disappointment I felt when the song ended was unspeakable, if not immeasurable

[@willow5945]

You know, it wasn't always like this Not very long ago Just before your fix Right before the 'Frisco quake, circa 1906 This was magic shows Come and goes A dinner or two They set Their sights and spent Their nights Waiting For you, you, insatiable you Maxy liked to use the Codex If he only knew And it did all the things They designed it to do

[@teapasterelix]

That addition of the don't starve together theme in the end was perfect!

[@ggboot1]

Glad you noticed lol I couldn't wait to get to the end of the song because I knew exactly what I wanted to do with it.

[@charliemallonee2792]

@@ggboot1That haunting laugh over the theme was a brilliant way to close it off. Excellent work, 10/10.

[@JamesBucket]

That was purely her idea, i loved it as well

[@impacer7559]

I got goosebumps hearing it at the end.

[@SovonSingha]

That is really a great idea, that theme song fits too perfectly

[@michalrada8922]

This buckethead doesn't deliver often. but when he does, it IS worth the 2 minutes of your life

[@JamesBucket]

I come back whenever i need more ad revenue

[@FunBoyHereThere]

I've seen this about 5 times now. So I think this has used up more than 2 minutes 😅

[@Error_404_Sans-alphatale]

Yea... I watched it for like 1 hour 😅

[@webbergaming1873]

The part where she sayed "Be bat sh*t insane" reminded me of Metal Gear Rising .

[@JamesBucket]

Standing hereeeeeeee

[@StraightUsername]

I realized u were just like meeeeeee

[@gatoincognito8923]

Trying to make historyyy!

[@otoya_igetdistracted]

oh my god this is a masterpiece. the crossover i didn't know i needed

[@lestercarrell1827]

This was incredible!!! I watched welcome to the internet About 100 times and I've yet to get bored with it. I can say without a shed of doubt that this version is so spot on I can't seem to quit watching it. Don't Starve has always been one of my favorite games and watching this video I just can't see these two without the other now. Thank you for merging both of these works of art! ggboot's voice was perfect and very suitable to the queen herself!!! ( Happy to see Wes was sorted as well! )

[@pawlaczek6039]

I need klei to finally make a dark yet whimsical don't starve animated series

[@MattEBF5]

they did.

[@lucasallen5792]

Honestly this is better than a lot of other welcome to the Internet parodys

[@naronokano6163]

Holy shit! This was a blast. Amazing work! Fromt he lyrics to the vocals. I love it!

[@spidergirlspinnerets]

Your talent reigns like the queen herself: Constantly. Insane props to you all!!

[@elleonagamingquest]

A harsh, but accurate representation of what it's like to play Don't Starve. I think this would be the best trailer for Don't Starve. Many thanks to all of you who made this possible!

[@Star_F0x]

Wait wait wait, isn't that the internet song?

[@sadewafathurrahman2009]

yes it is

[@xgabriel08x74]

No, it's the constant song

[@sadewafathurrahman2009]

@@xgabriel08x74 well I mean a parody I guess

[@Star_F0x]

@@xgabriel08x74 i meant about the original 😂

[@purplesquirtle]

Amazing work James from all the people involved! The video is excellent. Shout out to ggboot for the singing and composing. All together with the great editing and art makes an amazing piece 💜🖤💜🖤💜 good job

[@ggboot1]

Thank you, Purple!

[@supawahoobruh9816]

Meat Good must have had fun with that thumbnail

[@MEATGOOD]

Much fun

[@apples25555]

this perfectly captures how a don't starve run goes

[@Canalbembom557]

Yes man

[@Lamproly]

Charlie is ROCKING! Art, editing, music, rhyming, the voice, it all comes together to create something so fitting to the Don't Starve Universe. A piece of beauty - and that little bit of creepiness, that we all love. Thank you for gracing us with this splendid piece of art! Also Wormwood cooking the mandrake caught me off guard, you monster! D:

[@kopian4]

Oh my this is amazing!

[@elvirak8846]

wow never knew charlie's personality would fit as Bo burnham Guess I got proven wrong

[@xgabriel08x74]

Awesome work

[@PanJakubPuchaty]

"DST in a nutshell" type of video at it's finest. A true masterpiece. Thank you for creating this ("batshit insane" and "you should kill the mime" stole my heart)

[@elvirak8846]

James doesn't make a real video for 10 months Makes a sweet new Parody refuses to elobrate

[@sorlox2415]

That's just beautiful, all of the warm feelings about this game are rising inside of me. Also vocal is fantastic! Imma listen to this forever.

[@TheYRoseProductions]

Wonderfully done by everyone on this video! Seriously everything about this is so good! The timing with the animations and ggboot's voice is just perfection for Charlie.

[@Голос_Разума]

Im very impressed From meme song you make this to lore song with nice and deep family voice. F yeah

[@owl4356]

We makin it out of the Constant with this one 😤😤🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️🤟

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

We're never making it out of the constant. Don't get our hopes up.

[@diwang3845]

Not funny, didn’t laugh, he has no style he has no grace this commenter is a fucking disgrace

[@gatoincognito8923]

​@@thewindwakinghero7423 but we are at least recovering a bit of sanity

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

@@gatoincognito8923 I'll lose 30 when I let Abby die again...

[@GoldenRosesss]

0:50 into Wilson's mouth

[@marioshadjigeorgiou608]

"The clever never ever rest, so best do your best." It's such a meaningful line, because in the game, you literarly get NO rest, every day passing you explore more of the world amd set up bases and do other things. ( rly good song btw)

[@leonshirogane5541]

"don't starve" I never starve and die...just by all other mean.

[@forkyougames]

Amazing video as always! Even more special because of ggboot AMAZING performance!

[@ggboot1]

Thank you, Fork!

[@LunaWitcherArt]

I expect this to inspire Klei to hire you for the next little in-game play, if they ever make one of those again.

[@fifthramiel7434]

AAAAAAAAAAAHH this is amazing!! very well thought out, i loved it!!

[@taulitaulington197]

This is jaw-dropping! The lyrics, perfectly encapsulating your time spent on this island - and the gorgeous voice singing these symphonious acrobatics... I LOVE it! ♥♥♥

[@animation6013]

Well, almost 2 months have passed! And it’s time for me to share my emotions normally! Authors, you are cool because you were able to create something that I want to listen to over and over again! And I would like to tell you that you were able to please people from other countries, or at least me! So the video is underrated! Even foreigners praise you with the help of a translator! So well done and good luck to you!😊

[@MINUS_coisas]

You have enter in constant and the first person you have fond is charlie:

[@frocco7125]

THIS IS SO GOOD

[@Kilo-Kilo-]

Wow trying to remember and singing this song really is quite challenging.. Good thing i have it half way memorized :D

[@poketrainer5221]

Just listened to the original song recently. Glad to see this adapted amazingly to one of my favorite games.

[@lostimpanis]

nice arrangement!

[@JuanDias-p6j]

I NEED THIS ON SPOTIFY PLS A BEG

[@sethkings]

i remember watching ur vids a few years ago when i first got dont starve on my pc and now im rewatching all ur vids because i miss them so much

[@parmie1001]

This is so good, I wasn't expecting the lyrics to be so smooth but you delivered for sure

[@creativestorm_2879]

2:11 The lip syncing so perfect!!

[@JamesBucket]

Glad you noticed aha

[@purplesquirtle]

I noticed this too and was blown away by it!

[@RukoS-xy6jo]

It's basically a DST trailer but creative. Klei should send you lots of praise!

[@POOH_LY]

This is such a masterpiece.

[@leizeg01]

can't stop watching, this is so good

[@Blaght_hemlock23]

0:56 But come any season past the first,All will die

[@_individual_]

“That’s splendid and all, but, when do I go home?” Charlie: “That’s the neat part, you don’t.” Edit: loved the song btw!

[@the-secret]

Create one then, and bring the npc's! Wait this isn't terraria....

[@Wilsondaoxygenbreather]

This could honestly be a trailer for the game

[@KrazyCouch2]

Man oh man is this phenomenal!

[@Ateganda-em3ho]

I need this in steam

[@jb_storytales5638]

I'm on my knee's for ggboot voice acting Charlie, HAIL GGBOOT, THE VOICE ACTOR OF CHARLIE 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

[@alexandruscarlat8026]

the thumbnail looks perfect , a true masterpiece.

[@PrehistoricYordL]

Absolute banger 🔥

[@TescoTuber]

This should be the new Dont starve together Trailer.

[@STR4WBERY_M00N]

I love the picture at the end

[@blackImposter-]

_Bro, I won't lie, this is the best parody of "Welcome to the Internet"._ _I wish you to continue to parody other songs in the form of "Don't Starve Together" and gain a large number of subscribers._

[@loud_noises0830]

the fact that the ending was perfectly lip-synced. 10/10. perfect

[@RogueHeavenX]

Still waiting from more master piece from you James

[@TorosAndMakis53]

Nice to see a yet another community make a Welcome To The Internet parody!

[@JamesBucket]

Everyone else has it so why not us too?

[@Zenala]

I love all of this but the hound part got me howling (pun intended). The delivery was downright perfect

[@_BUTTONZ_]

"Be batsh*t insane!" Literally me everytime i play as Webber 💀💀

[@FireFractal]

this is PERFECT! someone needs to animate Charlie singing this

[@icetide9411]

This is the greatest thing no one asked for, I love it

[@nmlsssss]

Alt title: Welcome to the Constant.

[@moacirsouza]

Now I'm furious because I can't like the video multiple times! 🤬 By the way, great job everyone else. Meatgood really outdone himself with the art and ggboot was just PERFECT. What a voice ❤ Bo and Klei will be undoubtedly proud! ❤

[@Maxwell_Magician]

That looks great!

[@badcatgames783]

Oh my fucking god this is so good! The lyrics are awesome! Awesome job dude!

[@veronicawexel1291]

This goes hard. Great editing too!

[@Yourneighbor1112]

unexpected but actually really good! Thanks Mr. Bucket!

[@Moss_Dude]

Later in the song it becomes very clear who wrote these lyrics, James' style of rhyming is too recognizable lol

[@thewebberandwx-78mainbean74]

and this is going on loop now-

[@patrickarana4470]

Not gonna lie i would love if Klei did a DRG move and pick this for a trailer, is so good and really show the wonders of the constant

[@blacklight683]

This is better than i expected

[@vuja99]

This is a blessing, thank you Bucket.

[@andreaskranker2361]

Simply amazing!

[@Bloewy_]

It actually looked like she said “sweet as the chime” THAT’S JUST INSANE BRO

[@CatsT.M]

Wow, Mr Bucket, those animations sure are swell!

[@KnightsofGaming2016]

Wasn't expecting this, but it is a welcoming surprise

[@mason-ry5ci]

1 MONTH GANG

[@Yourlocalbacterium]

1:37 LMAO Wormwood I like that Warly is there and he’s facepalming 😂

[@inespereira850]

Absolutely fantastic! Like the original, I can hear this one on repeat.

[@niakimera8560]

James precioso, creando obras maestras como siempre 😊😊😊

[@Snazzysnail15]

literally any time I hear the don't starve theme in a haunting way at the end of something it gives me chills

[@Kinglovinstone]

2:09 nice lip sync

[@mikachumikim7580]

Watched over 28 time already lol

[@Typical_OneShot_fan]

My queen

[@JesseeParker]

1:08 most accurate lyric of the entirety of anything ever

[@bibinator9600]

Welcome to this world of Mime

[@tysonruiz1382]

Have a look around

[@Jareb_Delgado]

@@tysonruiz1382 Everything you need for now are those that can be found

[@the_voiwer]

this is how a Don't Starve musical would look like

[@willow5945]

The Constant is a lot like the Internet, except it's really more like summer camp in a war zone.

[@Aperson_1]

This is wonderful. Good job to all of you