Born in 1952 and recalling most of these commercials, I stopped smoking "cold turkey" in AF Basic Training in Jan 1972. Now 71+ with no real medical conditions and walking 4 to 5 miles daily, that was probably the best decision I could have ever made.
@joeysworldsewer11 ай бұрын
My grandpa smoked until he joined the Navy and quit cold turkey. In his late 80s, his lung function is better than mine
@johnnyfreedom343711 ай бұрын
I spent my career climbing Steel and blew it all with a bathroom for a couple of years ago at 66yrs old! The best I can do is make it around the block on a good day and I really miss my walking! Enjoy every day of your mobility, it could vanish in an instant!!
@garyfrancis619311 ай бұрын
@@johnnyfreedom3437”blew it all for a bathroom”. What does that mean?
@garyfrancis619311 ай бұрын
I was born in 1950. I had no interest in smoking, drinking or drugs. I was and still am unpopular.
@joeysworldsewer11 ай бұрын
@@garyfrancis6193 i smoke pot for medical reasons it feels great!
@mikes168611 ай бұрын
Now they need to ban prescription drug commercials. Every time you turn on the television they are trying to push something on you and they all have their side effects just like cigarettes.
@matthewmckee991411 ай бұрын
Yes I agree, new drugs and new vaccines, constantly. Something is going on and it's not for our best health.
@jasondiaz843111 ай бұрын
Yes but where would we get all the side effects from.
@chandlerwhite830211 ай бұрын
@@jasondiaz8431You better have really good eyes and be able to slow down super fast talking in your mind to understand any of that stuff anyway.
@BruceLee-xn3nn11 ай бұрын
My wife is Mexican and we watch alot of Spanish channels and they don't advertise that crap on the Spanish channels.
@AMPProf11 ай бұрын
HOW WILL I know if all shrink or go bald or die
@namontn9 ай бұрын
42 years old and haven't smoked in 9 years.
@bjdon9911 ай бұрын
Originally the last day of coffin nail ads was supposed to be December 31st 1970 but the cigarette companies were able to get it extended 1 day to 1/1/71 so they could advertise on the big New Years Day bowl games. All the ads that day were for cigarettes.
@MichaelIrish11 ай бұрын
My first birthday was 12/31/70
@bjdon9911 ай бұрын
@@MichaelIrish Your dad was probably smoking a pack of Marlboros in your mom's hospital room, and the doctor that came in had a Camel lit as he checked on you. That's how things were back then.
@jr290411 ай бұрын
@@bjdon99 yeah, in Rocky when Adrienne gets sick her brother lights one up in the hospital lol. Crazy, but I remember smoking sections in restaurants even into the late '90s
@pinedelgado474311 ай бұрын
Didn't know THAT. Thanks for the 411!
@beth162710 ай бұрын
@@jr2904 I remember being asked, smoking or non smoking? in restaurants forever.
@psychedelicfright852 жыл бұрын
I'm only 37, but I do remember cigarette billboards, and ads in magazines. Restaurants being smoking/non smoking.
@robinsss2 жыл бұрын
they can still advertise in magazines and on billboards
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@robinsss Not on billboards dude. That was banned in 1998.
@adultmoshifan87 Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494 2003 here in the UK
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@adultmoshifan87 I hear that several years ago they also banned all smoking in the traditional UK pubs. Many movies or series we used to see here in the States which took place in England had scenes in traditional pubs where men talked over ale and cigarettes or pipes.
@ryanhunsader7038 Жыл бұрын
I’m the same age. I remember massive ads in stadiums and let’s not forget the Winston cup in nascar
@edkretchmer21672 жыл бұрын
I need a smoke after watching these ads
@Bruno-qh2kh Жыл бұрын
So have one, l did..... .
@hokage1997 Жыл бұрын
i need a vape
@deez8202 Жыл бұрын
bro isnt that what these companies and corporations want you to do?
@RFvechi582 Жыл бұрын
🚬❤️
@salvadorcastillo6201 Жыл бұрын
😂
@newton2198911 ай бұрын
I imagine the tobacco industry got a good chuckle when ABC gave them nearly 6 minutes of advertising disguised as a news story.
@dangerouslytalented11 ай бұрын
Don;'t worry, the tobacco industry paid for it, a suitcase of cash under the counter, and it was no problem getting it on air.
@dancortes3062 Жыл бұрын
Wow, for some reason I expected cigarette ads to run longer than they did. Hard to believe that it's been 50 years since the last one.
@adultmoshifan87 Жыл бұрын
I don’t know when cigarette commercials on TV were banned here in the UK but I know cigar adverts continued for a while, there were a number of Hamlet ads in the 80s! Cigarettes continued to be advertised on billboards until not long into 2003!
@BM-ru7ef Жыл бұрын
Yep, I wasn’t born when cigarette ads were still on tv, but I remember plenty of Joe Camel advertisements outside liquor stores. Back then, people still sent in “Marlboro Miles” for merchandise.
@mE-zx7pt11 ай бұрын
They were still in magazines during the 70s & early 80s at least. Example: "You've come a long way, baby..."
@MikeCee711 ай бұрын
Don’t forget the Marlboro man ads, in magazines and billboards, were definitely still around in the 1980s.
@bostonrailfan242711 ай бұрын
@@mE-zx7ptin the US magazines has ads for them into the early 90s before the industry was forced to drop them
@Jack-t2n2e10 ай бұрын
My uncle taught me, never have cigarettes, he said he try it and found he was short of breath. Realized cigarettes are no good for his health. This was in 1963 that he told me. And he lived to 96 yrs old. Wise words that I took thanks to my uncle.
@thelasttaarakian9 ай бұрын
My grandma is 96 and she is miserable. She’s been miserable since around 80 years old. I don’t think she values these past 16 years being taken care of, sitting in a chair and watching TV.
@trentbrownstone14814 ай бұрын
@@thelasttaarakiannot a lot to value there
@yell0wberry11 ай бұрын
It’s kind of strange that at least 15 years after the last cigarette ad, they were still doing cigar ads on TV
@ApartmentKing6611 ай бұрын
The theory, I think, is that you don't inhale the smoke from cigars and pipes as you do cigs.
@JL-sm6cg11 ай бұрын
Never mind I remember ads for chewing tobacco into the 80s.
@mrchopsticks311 ай бұрын
I think cigar ads are still allowed on the radio. Cigar Dave hosted a Saturday show up until just a few years ago and he used to have cigar ads on his show.
@lbjr77710 ай бұрын
I remember Marlboros and camels had ads on tv in the 80s. I wasn’t born until 79.
@jacktorrance263310 ай бұрын
@@lbjr777Not in the United States you didn't. I was born in 1970 and I never saw one growing up in the 70s and 80s.
@broederbond6010 ай бұрын
The tobacco companies agreed to the ban, which otherwise would not have been constitutional. No other legal product is banned from broadcast advertising.
@galewinds76965 ай бұрын
Booze is legal, they don't advertise on tv
@broederbond605 ай бұрын
@galewinds7696 I don't watch much TV, but I have certainly seen liquor ads.
@mirzaahmed65894 ай бұрын
Plenty of things are banned from the public airwaves. It doesn't violate the First Amendment, according to the Supreme Court.
@broederbond604 ай бұрын
@mirzaahmed6589 what legal product?
@EdwinCage-jf3sd3 ай бұрын
@@galewinds7696self imposed ban. Not law
@davidwhitney11712 жыл бұрын
I had just turned 13 years old, New Years 1971. I remember watching this very broadcast, especially the 'Phillip Morris" spot which was always hysterical. By then I was, and remain to this day, a confirmed non-smoker (my mother was recovering from larynx cancer as a result of years of heavy smoking and had to learn how speaj without a larynx), which only confirmed my hatred of smoking. Nonetheless I had to fight off a whole lot of peer pressure to take up smoking, in my teens.... but glad I did....
@brianarbenz13292 жыл бұрын
I'm about the same age and I could never figure out what that goofily attired kid was doing shouting out a cigarette brand. My mom explained he was a hotel bell hop paging a guest. I thought, a cigarette was a guest at a hotel? I soon figured out it was a guest with that name, but I still don't fully get the tie to the selling of cigarettes, or why this kid says the last syllable "reeeeee-iss." I do know this: If I dressed that way and talked like that kid, my friends would have laughed me off the planet!
@sheriheffner20982 жыл бұрын
Both of my parents smoked. My Dad smoked Camels with no filters when I was very small. Then both of them switched to Kent, then Marlboro, Then another. Plus my Dad would chew tobacco on top of cigarettes. He would also every day have that disgusting mucus cough and cough that disgusting crap out if his lungs every stinking day on our way to school. My mom would smoke while holding our dog or cat. He stopped smoking after his first heart attack. But still chewed. After his second heart attack his doctor told him to stop tobacco altogether. My mother still smoked up until 1995. He died from Lung and Kidney Cancer in 2012. She suffers from COPD, plus she has asthma. She won't use the Nebulizer she pays to rent every month and she wheezes and coughs. I 've had Asthma all my life. I remember the whole house reeking of cigarette stink. All you could smell was smoke and I know our clothes stank of it. I stayed sick all the time as a child. All from those damn cigarettes. My sister is a heavy smoker, my niece is a heavy smoker. Her oldest son is a heavy smoker. I mean in and on it goes. I'm GLAD I never started smoking. I remember one time moms doctor asked her why she smoked. She told him " To help me lose weight." Well she stopped smoking like I said but she's 79 but looks like she's about 85. I hate to say that about her, and she just gets thinner and thinner and more and more wrinkled. She used to take care of herself, she kept her face younger looking. Bit now she just stopped doing everything since she turned 79 in December. She quit driving, going to church.
@orbyfan2 жыл бұрын
@@brianarbenz1329 How that loud, annoying whiny voice managed to sell anything is a mystery to me.
@anthonythomas65932 жыл бұрын
Aren’t you so special and virtuous?
@robinsss2 жыл бұрын
@@sheriheffner2098 the fact that the cigarette companies never complained or sued over the ban is insane !
@bettyswunghole3310 Жыл бұрын
I half expected Dyan Cannon to light up a health-giving cigarette as she was taking her walk!😆
@Nunofurdambiznez Жыл бұрын
LOL I kept waiting for that too!
@StudioZ7 Жыл бұрын
And she was a smoker in those days too. At least, she smoked up a storm in "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice."
@timfahey712710 ай бұрын
Can you imagine if they showed her going down the slide with a lit one dangling from her mouth.........right into the pool. Ha
@stephenguppy788211 ай бұрын
The most sensible thing I ever did was to stop smoking twenty years ago.
@lamontyaboy71811 ай бұрын
Great for you. I've never smoked in my life and have no intentions to. Former smokers that have quit and say there are much better off for it convince me I'm not missing out on anything great so I will keep not smoking.
@TheDrewThornton11 ай бұрын
I regret quitting
@TheSMR196911 ай бұрын
@@TheDrewThorntonyour lungs won't
@pinedelgado474311 ай бұрын
Good for you, Stephen!
@thelasttaarakian9 ай бұрын
@@lamontyaboy718 smoking is great. Its just terrible for you.
@MichaelIrish11 ай бұрын
My wife and I quit on October 5th, 2020. Very meaningful.
@pinedelgado474311 ай бұрын
Good for you BOTH!! :) :)
@TEXASLOYAL8 ай бұрын
Nobody likes a quitter
@GRosa25011 ай бұрын
When I was about 15 years old (mid 1980’s) I had a friend who’s mother worked for Philip Morris. She would get free cigarettes from them and there were boxes of them stacked in her garage. One night my friend and I went into their garage and stole two boxes each. I took the ones that had Parliament Lights in them and I think there were at least 10 or 15 cartons in each box. My uncle smoked that brand so I gave them all to him. In 2009 he was diagnosed with lung cancer and died a year later. Sorry Uncle Louie
@randolm769811 ай бұрын
Many moons ago I worked for a company that had a site near Richmond, VA (the old Philip hq). Visiting I was told about this. I forget the details but if memory serves each employee got 2 cartons per pay period... guessing this was weekly. The employees that didn't smoke sold them - it was basically considered bonus pay. On a related note I played hookie one day on one of the visits and spent the day touring civil war sites in the area - it was incredible. Any American history buff has to have that visit on their bucket list.
@TheDrewThornton11 ай бұрын
You killed your uncle
@thekernel6911 ай бұрын
@@TheDrewThorntongod damn what the fuck is wrong with you for saying that to a person go outside and touch some grass
@dangerouslytalented11 ай бұрын
they used to give them to doctors, actors, anybody who had any kind of influence. And if kids stole them and passed them around in school, that hooked those kids for life. They cost almost nothing to make, it's all profit.
@randolm769811 ай бұрын
@@dangerouslytalented I rember when gas stations sold them in front of the counter - not on the counter, but below the counter right at the eye level of children and right next to candy bars. It was basically baiting curious kids to pocket them. I'm sure it was the tobacco companies that gladly covered the loss - a few cents to land a future lifelong customer. Pretty disgusting when you connect the dots.
@coolworx11 ай бұрын
Lee Marvin sold me with Pall Mall's bi-directional ignition. 1:57
@riveneva151910 ай бұрын
I come from a long line of smokers. In my early years we lived in Kentucky amid fields of Burleigh. Smoking was everywhere. Luckily, I had severe allergies to cigarette smoke and was never attracted to the habit. My grandmother smoked unfiltered pall malls for years and died a horrible, painful death later from lung cancer. My mother and father quit smoking soon afterwards. My aunt was a smoker and died from cancer. My mother and father had lingering health effects from smoking long after they stopped. I’m glad that the advertisements glamorizing smoking are no longer allowed. Cigarettes killed a lot of my family.
@thelasttaarakian9 ай бұрын
Your family killed themselves by choosing to smoke them. Its important to take responsibility for ones actions and not pretend being a victim.
@brennonguilbeau5692 жыл бұрын
Love Lee Marvin's gravelly voice to bring home the point!
@ocstrangeness7 ай бұрын
I instinctively snapped my fingers at the winston jingle. Should also mention I'm only 42.
@JohnWilson-wg4gk7 ай бұрын
Well...Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should. You should come to where the flavor is....
@randyrogers8568 Жыл бұрын
My grandfather told me that when he was a kid in the 1890's everyone knew smoking was bad for you.
@Attmay Жыл бұрын
Yes, but their understanding of why that is was limited.
@rongendron870511 ай бұрын
My grandfather was born in 1883 & told me that they sold cigarettes, loose, before 1900 for 5 for a penny! That would be equal to $.04 a pack! No wonder everyone got 'hooked' at a young age!
@drpoundsign11 ай бұрын
@@Attmay Perhaps. Many Coaches, however, told their Athletes that "cigarettes steal your wind."
@drpoundsign11 ай бұрын
Cigarettes were part of GI rations for a Long Time. That's how WW2 Vets got hooked.
@icecreamforcrowhurst11 ай бұрын
I recall a character in Crime and Punishment (1860’s?) talking about smoking being unhealthy.
@devonmitchell529411 ай бұрын
I would have turned 6 years old, November 1970. I remember the Marlboro Man riding his speed riding his horse on the Marlboro commercial. I remember the Virginia Slims commercial "You've come a long way baby" lol. I remember the Parliament commercial with a shot of the Big Ben and the bridge. Lol. My early childhood :)
@nsnopper2 жыл бұрын
Thumbs up for the Partridge Family commercial and Dyan Cannon taking a walk.
@dansanger534010 ай бұрын
My mom died of lung cancer the same year that TV cigarette ads ended. Maybe because of that I never had the urge to smoke. But, cigarette smoking was very common among young people at the time. In junior high, there was a location just off campus where students openly smoked. In high school in the 1980s, students were allowed to smoke openly in designated areas on campus. I'm so glad that cigarettes finally seem to be on the way out. They have caused so much death and misery.
@pinedelgado47439 ай бұрын
OMG.
@mandeljay8 ай бұрын
“That was!”
@beth162711 ай бұрын
I love the, "take a walk", commercial. They should bring this type of commercial back again.
@doefarris218911 ай бұрын
Went from "take a walk" to "touch some grass."
@AMPProf11 ай бұрын
Yes but sell what??
@beth162711 ай бұрын
@@AMPProf Maybe walking shoes or just encouraging exercise.
@manidig11 ай бұрын
It's not a commercial. It's a PSA (Public Service Announcement). Like most anti-smoking campaigns were and still are.
@LawWonderTV910 ай бұрын
That's surprising. This was the first time I saw that from the American Heart Association. I actually liked the PSA. Catchy tune playing throughout, hot babe from the '70s, nice sounding announcer guy. It's a Helluvalot better than the Canadian PSA called Don't Put it in your Mouth from the '90s.
@theOlLineRebel10 ай бұрын
Here we are 50 years out and still no cigs on Tv, almost never any ads of any kind anywhere. But by all means, continue the alcohol ads, adding the hard liquor ads, add wanton sex ads, and marijuana ads. Great. You’re really virtuous!
@supernintendo18210 ай бұрын
Marijuana doesn't kill.
@theOlLineRebel10 ай бұрын
@@supernintendo182 Delusional, just like all the "no one gets harmed and no one turns violent" defenses of unfettered weed. And cigarettes, if they do kill, take decades to do so. Kinda dull.
@bonbonbonbons8 ай бұрын
This thread just reads like that one scene from Dragnet lol
@danielweiss44986 ай бұрын
@@supernintendo182 Smoking marijuana is practically as dangerous as smoking tobacco because the combustion effect occurs as soon as you burn something these highly toxic poisons are created
@LetsGoGetThem6 ай бұрын
You make a good point, ban those too with the exception of the "wanton sex ads" w/e that is.
@jimjohnston526 Жыл бұрын
Anybody remember Brady Bunch and Partridge family back to back on Friday nights?
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
I do. I loved the Brady Bunch but I couldn't stand the Partridge Family.
@jenniferhansen3622 Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494I still watch Brady reruns. 😄
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferhansen3622 I do too sometimes! 😁
@JasonDelarosa2000 Жыл бұрын
Maureen McCormick is still hot ❤
@ricknibert641711 ай бұрын
That was typical Friday in our home.
@texaswunderkind11 ай бұрын
Last night I was at the grocery store with my teen daughter. She went into the restroom, and I stood for a few moments next to the locked cigarette shelves. I was shocked at the packaging for cigarettes. It all looks like candy, or maybe Pokémon cards. Anything but cigarettes. They are still obviously targeting children in their marketing. My aunt just died of lung cancer, and she never smoked a day in her life. But her husband was a heavy smoker for 30 years.
@kwantoon11 ай бұрын
Apparently you didn't visit the part of the store where alcohol is packaged and marketed the same way. I guess that's different though, right? I love how people will vilify smokers and cigarettes and completely gloss over the fact that alcohol is utterly terrible and does tremendous damage to those who drink it and many that just happen to come in contact with those that are degenerate drunks.
@cursorguy11 ай бұрын
@@kwantoonwhataboutism. Where did they even mention alcohol let alone say it’s good for you?
@jerseygirl281111 ай бұрын
Did he smoke around her?
@SK43811 ай бұрын
@@derfroschprinzausbayernJust admit you're an addict and move on.
@doefarris218911 ай бұрын
@@kwantoonif you drink some alcohol at home, you're only damaging yourself, but if you smoke, the people around you are stuck breathing it in and having it stick to their clothes and making them and their stuff stink.
@JMG1TEX11 ай бұрын
Quit smoking 12 years ago. Now the smell of cigarette smoke makes me gag.
@BarcelonaChill11 ай бұрын
Same. I do, however,.like the smell of smoke between my comics pages that have come from a smokers home.
@picklerix616210 ай бұрын
My mother-in-law would become deathly ill whenever she inhaled tobacco smoke. She had stopped chain-smoking after she was diagnosed with emphysema.
@ryanmorrison369910 ай бұрын
That’s some Clockwork Orange sh*t right there.
@TEXASLOYAL8 ай бұрын
Nobody likes a quitter
@D00DofSilver5 ай бұрын
Only tried a cigarette once in my life and didn't like it. Smell of cigarette smoke makes me feel nauseated and aggressive.
@longagoandfaraway786811 ай бұрын
I always thought it was criminal the way the old cigarette ads would go out of their way to paint smoking as a healthy habit. Camel ads claiming more doctors smoked their brand than any other. Or even Newport's "Alive With Pleasure" ads. The worst was Kent touting their supposedly superior "micronite" filter that actually contained asbestos.
@LawWonderTV910 ай бұрын
So that's how people contracted lung cancer. Those damned cigarette butts and the asbestos in 'em!
@Aircalibur9 ай бұрын
Well, plenty of doctors did claim that smoking was healthy. Money makes people say a lot things they shouldn't.
@Just_another_Euro_dude8 ай бұрын
Well i thought fake advertising was/is illegal? Maybe not in those days? Maybe the laws regarding that are newer. Anyways, humans are trash. Just in general. Buyers AND sellers.
@jec1ny10 ай бұрын
Lee Marvin died aged 63 from heart failure. He had been in very poor health the last few years, almost certainly the result of a lifetime of heavy drinking and chain smoking. At least five actors who played the famous role of the Marlboro Man died of cancer or emphysema. Several others suffered from poor health suspected to have been caused by smoking and died comparatively young.
@Chimp9817 ай бұрын
Funny you should include alcohol in that statement, as more people than ever before are dying from obesity, alcohol poisoning and popcorn lung and a lot of them are young too! 🤡🥱🙄
@EdwinCage-jf3sd3 ай бұрын
And also I know people that smoked all their life and didn't die of cancer it's more of a genetic thing
@jec1ny3 ай бұрын
@@EdwinCage-jf3sd Statistics suggest otherwise. I've known quite a few lifelong smokers. All but one either died from it or have health problems that could be connected to smoking. The one exception fell off a roof he was working on so I can't blame the cigarettes for that.
@EdwinCage-jf3sd3 ай бұрын
@@jec1ny so what do you think if you don't smoke you don't die?
@jec1ny3 ай бұрын
@@EdwinCage-jf3sd We all have an expiration date. But if your looking to check out early, there are faster, cheaper, and far less painful ways of committing suicide than smoking.
@nightrunner145611 ай бұрын
I was like 11 or 12, I walk to the grocery store, to buy cigarette for my sister. Cost 35 cents from a machine, no big deal!
@Hellodarknessmyolefriend11 ай бұрын
Yes I used to go down to the variety store buy smokes for my relatives. Let me keep the change. Bought candy
@lamontyaboy71811 ай бұрын
It will never not fascinate me how children just used to be able to buy cigarettes from the store no questions asked. Yes it was for their parents or adult relative but still that's so crazy to me. What a completely different world that was and wasn't even that long ago really.
@nickdelaney69532 ай бұрын
@@lamontyaboy718 I used to buy cigarettes for me and my grandma at a younger age maybe around 11 years old in 1997
@TheBrooklynbodine2 жыл бұрын
Back in the '50s, there were TV ads with DOCTORS (or actors portraying them) endorsing particular brands of cigarettes.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
In magazines too. One famous one was for Camel. It was 'more doctors smoke Camel than any other brand' with the M and the D in big bold letters. I remember when I was a little boy back in the '70's some doctors actually smoked right in the exam room. My eye doctor was one of them. I still remember the old roll top desk he had with the ashtray on the end and he would puff away as he examined my eyes. My family doctor smoked a pipe right in the office.
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
I'm not surprised at all to hear those things. Back in the day, you were free to smoke in just about 98% of the places where the spirit moved you. You were even allowed to in college classrooms.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBrooklynbodine Yeppers. When I was in college back in the '80's, the 'official' policy was no smoking in classrooms. But the unwritten rule was that if the professor smoked in class, so could we. So I smoked in every class where the professor did! I remember one professor even smoked cigars! LOL
@TheBrooklynbodine Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494 I don't think my dad would've lived to be 91 had he kept smoking, and my mom wouldn't be living today. So nice to exchange e-mails.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@TheBrooklynbodine Well, you really can't predict those things for certain. I just lost an uncle last year at the age of 95. He smoked from the time he was like 13 until his mid 40's so that was over 30 years. He never had a bit of trouble with his lungs or any kind of cancer. He simply died of old age. And he smoked Pall Mall unfiltered cigarettes as well as a pipe (Half and Half tobacco). It was nice talking with YOU as well!
@johnnyballenatl Жыл бұрын
At the time, Alaska and Hawaii got their network shows up to _three weeks_ after they were broadcast in the Lower 48/mainland; after the ban came into effect, whatever remaining cigarette ads were replaced by local commercials.
@asmodeus04548 ай бұрын
It was no lie: Winstons did taste good like a cigarette should! Loved 'em! They can bury my lungs in a North Carolinian tobacco field.
@johnsciara941811 ай бұрын
In 1993, the local Omaha radio station asked when the last cigarette commercial aired. While I was calling in, others were making guesses as to when that happened. When I was connected to the DJs I stated Jan 1st 1971 and the DJ mentioned that it didn't sound like a guess. I can't remember how long before this question came up that I had seen this in print, but I generally can recall many things that I read in print. Can't remember what the prize was
@apalboi19852 ай бұрын
nixon was dumb for banning commercials. theyd be so good today
@DavidFell11 ай бұрын
I believe the Dick Goldberg mentioned by Harry Reasoner as producer of this piece is the same fellow that hired me at WLS-TV in 1982. I’m still there.
@WindowsGG4 ай бұрын
those random commercials: buy cigarettes now! buy cigarettes now! buy cigarettes now! buy cigarettes now! buy cigarettes now! 1971: i'm about to end there whole carrer
@danfarris135 Жыл бұрын
When my doctors ask me if I smoke, I always reply not anymore. Then they ask how much did you smoke and when did you quit. My reply is I used to smoke 5-6 packs a day, then I moved out of my parents house at 23! It was a different time and it is amazing how myself and my sisters never actually smoked. Everybody else smoked back then. Bad memories of riding in the back seat in the winter huddled in the floor board of the cars with our coats pulled over our heads trying to keep some of the smoke out so we could breath. I dont miss that at all!
@bb22602 Жыл бұрын
When they ask me if I ever smoked, I say, "Not on purpose." due to all the second hand smoke in the house until January 1,1970. when my father and stepmother split up and Dad quit smoking. My health improved IMMEDIATELY! You can't tell me that second hand smoke isn't dangerous.
@brendanjobe6895 Жыл бұрын
You are telling the truth. I have no recollection of even noticing the smoking: it was everywhere. A person who smoked a pack a day was considered a "light smoker". I had an uncle who rarely smoked at work, but when he got home, those Pall Malls were waiting, and he smoked maybe 5 or 6 every evening. One could light up in hospitals, restaurants, grocery stores, Walmart, clothing stores ... everywhere but church, but the minute they said "amen", many of the men lit up as soon as they got out the door. It was a different time for sure. In some ways, better. In some ways, I prefer the way it was.
@beth162711 ай бұрын
I actually knew someone who had smoked 5 packs a day. He had ash trays all over the house, obviously. One time he was driving with the kids in the car and blacked out for a moment. He threw his pack out the window and quit on the spot after that.
@beth162711 ай бұрын
When I was a kid my parents and grandmother smoked. Car rides would be interesting.
@rongendron870511 ай бұрын
Cigarettes used to cost $.25 a pack, up to about 1965! Then, they started to climb to $.50 a pack by 1968! That's when I said "No more"! I'm glad that I did because I must have saved $100,000. in my lifetime, plus my life, too!
@BeingRomans829ed10 ай бұрын
"In those days it was assumed that women were somehow finer creatures than men". And feminist brains go into "total confusion and perplexity" mode trying to figure out if they should love what he said or hate it.
@stephenpeterson751411 ай бұрын
I was born in 1987 and I swear I remember, as a child, my mom watching afternoon soap operas and seeing Virginia Slims advertisements playing. Strange.
@MomMom4Cubs11 ай бұрын
That's product placement, not commercials. Product placement, even if accompanied by monologue totally unconnected to either the previous or following content, is still within the program. The program tape had to stop and the carts with the commercials in their paid-for places had to start to constitute a commercial. Loopholes are beautiful and exist everywhere in nature.
@chriskazaam89611 ай бұрын
How did they do that w/ cigs in early 90s?
@JustJohnny11 ай бұрын
@@chriskazaam896 Smoking was still in film and television until the Clinton era. You can still see smoking today in film but it'll get an R rating, so most companies avoid it...and when you do see it, it's either cloves or CGI.
@LawWonderTV910 ай бұрын
@@MomMom4Cubs Hell. Even when filming on location parts of a TV show or a movie in the '70s, you'll see billboards with the cigarette ads on them. For Example: Wonder Woman Season 2 Episode 20. The man who wouldn't tell. Guest star Gary Burgoff as Alan Akroy. In one scene, you'll see him hitchhiking to the airport, but also see a billboard advertising for Decade brand cigarettes. Oh, and also that Mr. Burgoff also played as Corporal Radar O'Riley in M*A*S*H.
@mjpthetrucker948511 ай бұрын
Country smokes less than ever yet we have more obesity, cancer and mental decline than ever before. Tobacco definitely has its risks but I think our diet is a much bigger killer. Hard to deny.
@dforrest450310 ай бұрын
I agree with that. The relationship between the decrease in smoking and the increase in obesity is remarkable.
@levinolan63611 ай бұрын
I smoked from 15 to 22. I must admit i loved it. The smell in the autumn,winter . Smoking on Christmas morning. I never believed it was bad for you. I quit because i knew 7 years into it that it was not healthy. Too bad bc it sure was enjoyable. Thats why so many did smoke. Was part of our culture.
@billdinkel92342 жыл бұрын
Harry Reasoner smoked even after having a lung removed and eventually died of lung cancer too
@1lovesgreatness10 ай бұрын
Now they advertise hard liquor, deadly pharmaceuticals and gambling on TV.
@marcmarc196710 ай бұрын
Yep, all just as bad or worse to your health, family, and society as a whole.
@sleeperno121511 ай бұрын
Surprisingly, while we have no more cigarette ads, we do advertise and encourage the consumption of hard liquor. Alcoholism is rampant and deadly.
@Hellodarknessmyolefriend11 ай бұрын
Even had the Flintstones pushing cig ads back then
@LogoAttitude11 ай бұрын
Now we need to ban alcohol ads.
@ketrin-fz8be10 ай бұрын
Cigarette commercials were banned on British TV in 1965 (ten years after commercial TV began), although some of the offshore pirate radio stations continued to carry cigarette ads until 1967.
@toddwacha51082 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mind walking with Dyan Cannon sometime. Also, ironically, that segment about the American Heart Association came at the end of the segment about the last cigarette commercials on American TV. I wonder how many of you caught that ironic closing.
@Melissa0774 Жыл бұрын
The thing I find ironic about these commercials is how the train conductor who's yelling Philip Morris! says it in a weird way that makes her sound like how people sound when they have one of those electronic voice box things they have to get when they have their larynx removed.
@Nunofurdambiznez Жыл бұрын
She's an old lady at this point.. would probably give you a few whacks up-side your head with her cane!
@IssanCaliRefugee Жыл бұрын
@@Melissa0774 God it's annoying. I can't understand why it's regarded as such an iconic classic commercial.
@brendanjobe689511 ай бұрын
@@IssanCaliRefugee LSMFT was annoying, too. I bet at one time, 99% of the American public knew what it stood for. "Lord, Save Me From Truman" .... "Loose Straps Mean Falling Ti*****."
@drpoundsign11 ай бұрын
She was a mediocre actress.
@coolworx11 ай бұрын
Holy crap.... 5:00 I remember this ad from the heart association. Not by accident that this ran during this segment. This was back when our institutions actually served us.
@easternyellowjacket27610 ай бұрын
Back then, we had institutions. Utilities and airlines were heavily regulated, too. And there used to be mental hospitals. All of that and the benefits to our citizens is gone now, thanks to Republicans.
@paulsolfelt84522 жыл бұрын
I remember watching the flintstones cartoon and there cigarettes adds when I was a kid eating breakfast before I had to go to school, I was in the first or second grade , the flintstones were on at about 6:30 in the morning or so in 1969 or 1970 about ,lol , I also remember other cigarette ads like Benson and hedges and Marlboro, Salem , Virginia slims e.c.t the flintstones only did Winston cigarettes. ! this is also when the adds were transitioning from black and white to color so the last cigarette adds in 1970 were in color, ! even into the 90s watching football on tv lit Billboards in the background Advertised cigarettes ,lol !
@uncletony621010 ай бұрын
Murder Inc with a jazzy tune.
@debtshredder492811 ай бұрын
And what has replaced them? Prescription drugs with side effects including de@th, class action and personal injury lawyers and Bud Light. I'd rather have cigarette ads
@Theultrazombiekiller2 жыл бұрын
My neighbor is 94 years old and she still lives independently. Her husband died of a stroke at 87. I can't make this up, but that woman smokes a pack of UNFILTERED Camel's every single day still. She has for 60 years and it never effected her health. She never got any lung disease, heart disease, cancer of any sort etc. Not only that, she drinks a glass of whiskey every single evening, even still at 94. I see her working on her flower bed, just puffing away on an unfiltered Camel from the soft pack in her shirt pocket nearly every day.
@therealhardrock2 жыл бұрын
That doesn't change the fact that my grandfather died of lung cancer at 63. Just because one person beat the odds doesn't mean that cigarette smoking is safe. Also, those people in those anti-smoking ads who sound like robots aren't just acting.
@anthonythomas65932 жыл бұрын
It also doesn’t prove that non smokers won’t die at age 63 from diabetes caused by overeating and high anxiety levels because they are so worried about second hand smoke
@therealhardrock2 жыл бұрын
@@anthonythomas6593 You're grasping at straws.
@jamesedwards2822 жыл бұрын
Cough...Cough...Pass...
@akrenwinkle2 жыл бұрын
@@therealhardrock My favorite pro-smoking argument: "We're all gonna die anyway." Sure... it's quick and painless for everybody, so do whatever you want.
@pronemanoldbutyoung55482 жыл бұрын
Very nice knowledge 🙂 I didn't realize it all (luckily) ended as early as 1971. I was born two years later. Luckily my mother didn't smoke during the pregnancy.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
Well, my mother DID smoke during the pregnancy. As well as drank coffee. Almost 59 years later, and I'm still here!
@jenniferhansen3622 Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494I'm glad there were no pregnancy complications or side effects from the smoking.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@jenniferhansen3622 Nope. None. I was even born a month late! The only 'complication' was that I was born with a hematoma on my head because they gave my mother a drug to induce the labor and it was from my head pounding against her, I guess, pelvic bone. But that wasn't related to smoking of course.
@shoredude210 ай бұрын
I was born in 1971 so I don't remember cigarette ads on television. But I do remember the print ads for cigarettes in magazines.
@pony05311 ай бұрын
and as I've often argued....THE ADS SAY PELL MELL, not PALL MALL, glad that settles it!!! Thanks for posting this piece of history....sadly they drastically cut short dad's life(camel's)....so much for second hand smoke, mom made it just short of 100. Heaven knows she breathed in plenty for a non smoker!
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
I remember all these brands. My aunt, maternal uncle and step grandfather smoked Pall Mall. My paternal uncle smoked Kool. My mother smoked Winston. I wanted to smoke since I was like 5. When I started in high school, I tried all those old brands but didn't like most of them. They tasted awful. But I DID settle on Chesterfield. The original non filter short ones (they also made a longer 'king size' to compete with Pall Mall). I smoked those until the early '90's when my doctor told me to switch to filter cigarettes and I started smoking Marlboro reds. I then switched to Marlboro lights which I continued to smoke until I quit 7 years ago.
@brendanjobe6895 Жыл бұрын
I smoked enough Lucky Strikes to stretch from here (Mississippi) to Maine, but I also smoked Chesterfields, Philip Morris, and Old Gold Straights. None of those are even available today along with unfiltered Kools, Raleigh, Viceroy. The next one to go will be Lucky Strike. It's like the company is doing everything it can to get people NOT to smoke them.
@fordtruxdad515511 ай бұрын
Haha! I also smoked those Chesterfield regulars for a long time! I saved and saved all those coupons that came with them. Then they discontinued the coupon program before I could ever redeem them! I've still got them stashed away somewhere.
@retroguy949411 ай бұрын
@@fordtruxdad5155 LOL I used to save the coupons too! I don't think I ever cashed them in either! Then when I switched to Marlboro, I saved all the 'Marlboro miles' and gave them to my father (who HATED smoking). He'd get himself jackets, pants, hats and all sorts of other items.
@frankdenardo86842 жыл бұрын
On January 1st, 1971. The tobacco companies bought up a lot of airtime for the annual college football bowl game classic. Both college and professional sports were hot spots to sell cigarettes. There was an article in Consumer Reports September, 1969 issue titled "Showdown in Marlboro Country ". That article was about the tobacco companies going to congress and telling them that they are going to stop advertising on TV and radio. In the long run, it was a very wise decision being that children would eventually pick up the habit when watching TV with their parents and listening to 🚬 ads on the radio during a drive in the car.
@Attmay Жыл бұрын
And for the next 20 years, what took their place? Wall-to-wall ads for sugar and beer. And yes, the Flintstones endorsed those, too, along with those hocus-pocus “vitamins” that are just glorified sugar pills.
@brendanjobe689511 ай бұрын
Notice the "who went to whom". The TOBACCO COMPANIES voluntarily went to Congress and TOLD THEM what they were going to do. It was a wise business decision - one that scared network executives to death. That's why Philip Morris can pay an 8% dividend today. Bring back the TV/radio ads --> lower profits.
@KB-ke3fi10 ай бұрын
Yeah that worked well...smoking increased by 275% after the government started regulating stuff.
@hebneh2 жыл бұрын
I remember very well how many cigarette commercials got crammed onto TV in the weeks before this ban went into effect. And watching this compilation of cigarette commercials just now, I could sing along with more than one jingle, or recite some of the slogans. These were unavoidable all during my childhood, and nobody thought there was anything wrong with indoctrinating kids with pro-tobacco propaganda pretty much from birth onwards.
@farklebarkle Жыл бұрын
They kept showing cigarette commercials for 3 to 4 more years at least on the west coast.
@hebneh Жыл бұрын
@@farklebarkle No, they did not. The ban on cigarette advertising on radio and TV was nationwide throughout the USA. What did continue for a time, however, were ads for cigars, which included "little cigars" which were marketed like they were bigger cigarettes. One brand put on the market to take advantage of this loophole was Tijuana Smalls.
@farklebarkle Жыл бұрын
@@hebneh kzbin.info/www/bejne/eX6Ze6CLbduAbtk
@hebneh Жыл бұрын
@@farklebarkle If this was actually made in 1975 - which it may or may not have been - it would have been shown in another country where cigarette advertising had not yet been controlled or prohibited, as it had been in the USA.
@farklebarkle Жыл бұрын
I watched the commercials on TV growing up. I wasn't born until 71 we didn't have cable. The article lied. Media is a scam.
@timr319089 ай бұрын
Last time I smoked I was on fire now I just stick to LSD
@clarky2311 ай бұрын
when i was 10 years old, my cousin and I were out in the woods playing. He had a spot to hide his cigarettes. he was already on half a pack a day by then. He was able to sneak from my Grandma and his mother, each thinking the other was smoking more. He offered me a cigarette and I took my first inhale. Except when you start smoking, you pull it into the mouth, swish it around and let it go. Takes time to truly inhale. But not me, first inhale was a solid, full deep inhale of the cigarette. I felt like my lungs were on fire, I couldn't breathe, I ended up vomiting. I dropped the cigarette, which my cousin yelled at me about. And I asked how can you like that? He called me some names and laughed. That was the first and only time I tried smoking. 46 years later, I'm still the only one in the family who doesn't smoke, have lost one aunt and two cousins to cancer. And the family still puffs one to two packs a day. SMH
@beth1627 Жыл бұрын
I was a kid but I remember this well especially after you never saw these ads anymore.
@IamSkyeOrion11 ай бұрын
Every anti-smoking or anti-vaping commercial that comes out today is an advertisement for smoking and vaping.
@i.l.l.l.l.10 ай бұрын
Weird how they never banned beer or liquor commericals even though alcohol is significantly worse for your body and for society at large than nicotine
@tommyfu927110 ай бұрын
no shot.
@Robert-zc2cc10 ай бұрын
I've wondered that too. 35%-50% of murders and suicides are committed by people with alcohol in their system, lots of rapes and sexual assaults, people killed by drunk drivers etc..
@okee6311 ай бұрын
Smoking is the single most detrimental thing you can do for your health
@dave4645911 ай бұрын
So is drinking!!!
@Js-te1sg11 ай бұрын
You are 100% wrong
@69eddieD11 ай бұрын
Smoke buds.
@DostoyevskyTolstoy2 ай бұрын
I think I might prefer to huff paint and do shots of cough syrup. With a tide pod as a chaser!
@tstahler542011 ай бұрын
I didn't start smoking until November 21, 1985. TV commercials had 0 to do with it. 😂
@siredith8846 Жыл бұрын
There’s better things to spend your money on than bloody cigarettes.
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
Well, with what they cost TODAY you are 100% right. When I started back in high school in like 1980, you could buy 5 packs for $3. Now, in my state, ONE pack is over $10.
@siredith8846 Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494 bargain! In Australia, ONE pack of 25 today costs $40 (approx US$30).
@retroguy9494 Жыл бұрын
@@siredith8846 That IS expensive! Even when you consider most packs here in the States only have 20 in them. Is it the taxes that make them so expensive down under? I DO know things tend to cost more there because a lot of things needs to be shipped in.
@siredith8846 Жыл бұрын
@@retroguy9494 Tobacco tax of about A$1.20 per ciggie. Plus we have plain packaging laws. Things are more expensive here, generally because Australians are greedy MFs.
@Chimp9817 ай бұрын
I bet you drink and eat in expensive restaurants where your food is handled by those oh so caring minimum wage people especially for you...🤡🥱🙄
@milfordcivic675510 ай бұрын
I smoked 17 years, quit in 2009. I couldn't imagine going back.
@Petequinn74110 ай бұрын
9 out of 10 doctors recommended camels
@DostoyevskyTolstoy2 ай бұрын
For beasts of burden in the desert?
@emmgeevideo10 ай бұрын
Ah yes, just like Archie Bunker used to sing, "When goils were goils and men were men..."
@CameraNut1000 Жыл бұрын
My favorite cigarette ads were Benson and Hedges. Benson! Hedges!
@arthurwatt516211 ай бұрын
These tobacco companies took so many lives. Can't even calculate.
@gloomyvale367111 ай бұрын
All comes to choice, even if they say something is good for you and looks cool it’s still up to the individual.
@kris7878711 ай бұрын
@@gloomyvale3671 then they should be honest in these ads and show people on oxygen tanks suffering from COPD and cancer
@beth162711 ай бұрын
I remember this time exactly. I was 9 and sleeping over at my grandparents and thinking no more cigarette ads. Of course I didn't smoke at the time.
@beth162711 ай бұрын
I actually had already commented I realized.
@InnocentSnowmobile-hu9rr6 ай бұрын
Good ole days
@robinj.932911 ай бұрын
Who could have imagined back then that today, 50+ years later, we would be treated to the ads from POT SHOPS, and Bongs!?
@johnharris336210 ай бұрын
At least we're starting not to treat people who enjoy smoking a little weed like criminals.
@Frank-gx4hf5 ай бұрын
My gf and I used to smoke L&M
@sappersteel53211 ай бұрын
Yeah, they're long gone but let's keep on pumping out those alcohol ads while states line up to make pot legal. Soon the mary-jane ads will be plastered everywhere. But thank God we got rid of those pesky little cigarettes! 🙄
@imrustyokayАй бұрын
I love how one of the first ads after this story is a psa for the American Heart Association. Gotta love serendipity!
@sheriheffner20982 жыл бұрын
And it stated January 1st 1971. I was only seven at the time.
@unassistedsuicide22432 жыл бұрын
So you’re old enough to buy cigarettes and enjoy smoking satisfaction
@tiredextremelyАй бұрын
How many packs were you smoking per day by then?
@LindaMerchant-bq2hp5 ай бұрын
I wonder if reagan smoked in real life
@keithbessant11 ай бұрын
What a beautiful video. I liked the ad for the Partridge Family and the one that recommended walking and exercise. I wonder if cigarette ads would be banned if we were in that situation nowadays. The priority for business to make profits seems unstoppable.
@itinerantpatriot119611 ай бұрын
"No stems no seeds that you don't need, Acapulco Gold is...Badass Weeeed."
@joepauly231111 ай бұрын
Replaced by the even worse drug company ads.
@Tomofdahook1711 ай бұрын
Once you finally realize what you’re looking at and listening it’s really fucked up.
@hesavedawretchlikeme690211 ай бұрын
Wow, yes today we are bombarded by big pharma "drug of the week" ads. They target old, young, rich or poor with the latest synthetic miracle that clashes with all the others. Terrible.
@bobbyhogo234211 ай бұрын
“Diarrhea, and in some cases, death”
@BonerGrowingPains10 ай бұрын
@@bobbyhogo2342 May cause a life threatening infection of the perineum... You can't make this stuff up.
@thelasttaarakian9 ай бұрын
Yeah its funny, we now have an entire industry around giving fat people pills because of their lifestyle choices. No better than cigarettes, except most folks were easier on the eyes back then not being Jaba The Huts cousin.
@jeffreycone75042 ай бұрын
There was a movie called Cold Turkey that came out in 1971 and it was about a town that gave up smoking for 30 days for 25 million dollars.
@coldcoldheart2424 Жыл бұрын
Watch the 90’s cigarette ads commercial in the Philippines, the advertisers use American brand names and american models.. i thought its international commercial.. its very nostalgic.. i cN memorize still the lyrics and melodies
@spicecaptain727910 ай бұрын
Turkiye now is like 1940s America. Smokers are everywhere, each second pedestrian has a cigarette in their hand, both men and women. Most cafes have a thick tobacco fog inside. People smoke inside their apartments, not even on balconies. Men in their 40s always cough, have voices of Donald Duck and look at least 20 years senior than they are.
@gibememoni10 ай бұрын
But theyre happier
@spicecaptain72799 ай бұрын
@@gibememoni that's true. People here are amazingly happy and cheerful.
@ivanpb198311 ай бұрын
Back when watching TV was a pleasure.
@easternyellowjacket27610 ай бұрын
I found it cringe worthy.
@ingvarlin540110 ай бұрын
In Russia it happened only almost 30 years later
@robertmac783311 ай бұрын
I just looked up Lee Marvin’s cause of death. I’m sure the cigs helped.
@djtforever141411 ай бұрын
I was on Georgia (the country) in 2019. The hostel i was staying in had free cigarettes in a bowl like candy.
@hellodolly987911 ай бұрын
My father blew smoke in our faces my entire childhood. He never admitted nor did he apologize to his children for endangering our lives. He died of lung cancer. He knew better.
@BarcelonaChill11 ай бұрын
That's nuts. Glad you made it out.
@MichaelIrish11 ай бұрын
Did he beat you like my drunk pos dad did to me and his wife?
@mattwolf769810 ай бұрын
@spencez3Guess you love the idea of people being rude and blowing disgusting smelling, cancer causing smoke in your face, you sound and an excellent father /s.
@Gtasplayer10 ай бұрын
Everything got worse after this
@mattwolf769810 ай бұрын
Yeah, I miss cancer being more common too
@tiredextremelyАй бұрын
This country started going downhill as soon as they removed lead from the damn gasoline.
@JDSly110 ай бұрын
"I love the smell of a good cigarette." ( 0:36 ) A statement I have literally never said and never heard. A good quality pipe tobacco smells pleasant, but cigarette tobacco was always the bottom of the barrel stuff. How I smoked those nasty things for 20 years is beyond me. Glad I quit in 2001.
@mikemiller65910 ай бұрын
As I posted above my Dad died in 72 from smoking winstons, he was 44 . Great to hear you are still with us.
@JDSly110 ай бұрын
@@mikemiller659My condolences, Mike. I lost my dad when I was eleven in 1976 (not smoking related) so I know what its like to lose a parent at a young age. I had a close friend pass away from lung cancer in 2007, at age 54. He was never able to quit, although he tried numerous times. I'm almost 59 and still in good health. Marlboros were my cigarettes of choice, but all of them are harmful.
@michaelbarclay501611 ай бұрын
Pall Mall, great name for a cigarette 🚬 brand; the assortment of casket stores for smokers.
@freddiefreihofer77169 ай бұрын
Also known as "Red Death"
@ericsamuelson5656 Жыл бұрын
My dad always smoked unfiltered cigarettes since he was 13 years old. He smoked 2-3 packs a day and died at age 55 in Dec 1994. Anchor Harry Reasoner was also a heavy smoker and ended up with lung cancer by 1987. Before the USA banned cigarette commercials on TV, the ban started on Canadian TV in 1966.
@rockstrong4342 Жыл бұрын
Unreal that Dyan is smoking a cigarette @5:46, in an ad for the American Lung Association, what the what???
@ShatnerMethod Жыл бұрын
In a sorry attempt to defend Dyan, the ad is for the American Heart Association. But...What the???