KFC Made A Sexy Lifetime Movie For No Reason

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[@jarvis]

Last video of the year I think! Thank you all for a great year. btw dont forget to nordvpn.com/jarvis and use our coupon jarvis at checkout :)

[@dr.alphys]

KZbinr

[@brenodelimanobrega2629]

hi

[@fritzb0w1ofsoup]

This year went so fast :( nooo

[@user-kl4vz5oj8c]

Hello😜

[@neveen5686]

hello jarvis how are you

[@TrenBlack]

Should have been sponsored by KFC

[@westein1282]

What if instead Popeye's sponsored this video?

[@thegamerchairyt3361]

We chop the tree down

[@solomon1453]

Hey Tren Black

[@Aerith17]

I'm not even surprised seeing you on a Jarvis video. Hello :)

[@thegamerchairyt3361]

@@Aerith17 clan war in 18 minutes!! Be prepared

[@BearJoyner00]

Wouldn't Bunny's financial problems be solved if She married Billy herself?

[@alexxxx242]

And it’s not like he wasn’t attracted to her, they were having an affair!

[@dameonglass6703]

Maybe it was to avoid a scandal, as Bunny is a Widow/Divorcée?? and Billy is young enough to date her daughter / young enough to be her son

[@joshwhitmore6883]

@@dameonglass6703 Its not to bad considering Jessica is marrying Harland who is somewhere from 30 to 9000 years old. I really can't tell

[@loganmiller7827]

That's exactly what I thought, there's nothing wrong with her marrying him herself if her daughter doesn't want to

[@JaydohStinky]

i was thinking the same thing the whole time but i think they might have started being interested in each other after jessica and billy got in a relationship then it would be weird if she started dating him

[@grimtheghastly8878]

Genuinely upset at the fact that nobody said "It's finger-lickin' good"

[@aerb3938]

Mission failed, we'll get 'em next time.

[@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797]

Sounds like an innuendo

[@oxymoron296]

Too risky for the Lifetime network. Take that sultry talk to the WE network, where it belongs.

[@MT-lk7qt]

that's in the snyder cut

[@kamladevi6397]

@@pssd-ff-dth-grps-fn8797 NUM

[@HyperfixatationInc]

I aspire for someone to want me out of their life so hard they pay me half a million dollars

[@amazing_bastard]

underrated

[@lecherouslibrarian9924]

'True love,' or the ability to survive capitalism? I'll take the latter any day.

[@flawedsanity]

Oh same

[@salem-01]

Half a mill? Double that and I’ll consider

[@hhbr3368]

😂😂

[@themarquess]

This is quite a tragic story. Bunny and Billy are in love. She has debts and an unsustainable lifestyle. He has so much money, he can give out half a million without a second thought. If only there was a way for them to be together and also for Billy to help Bunny out financially. Oh, wait. There is a way! Billy needs to marry Bunny's daughter. That's definitely the only logical way for those two to solve their problems.

[@eileen4851]

@@donodj613 I hope you are also on the sarcasm train

[@lillyotterson3849]

I'm actually glad someone else thinks that lol

[@Gallant_Silver]

I was just about to make a comment like this. If they at least gave an explanation as to why those two can't get married, that'd be one thing, but they didn't.

[@seanfleming1198]

r/woosh

[@thepillowhead2453]

@@seanfleming1198 what?

[@SauceyRedHN]

“Secret’s out, chicken man” is my favorite line in the whole thing

[@spaceforce0]

Same energy as "wouldn't you like to know weather boy"

[@pensi1844]

Cats out of the bag? Nah, secrets out chicken man

[@KaelWrit]

“don’t call me crouton”

[@somethingstupid1075]

I think mine might be “beat it, crouton!”

[@pokaay3163]

“Ive come to make you an offer!” “Sorry?” “You’re gonna make me explain it, arent you..”

[@Claire-lu8hf]

No you don’t understand I NEED a Pizza Hut x Taco Bell Romeo and Juliet story

[@dokessezeaka5159]

But their owned by the same company 😂

[@bluebird9870]

It's a pizza hut... taco bell.... combination pizza hut taco bell...

[@3starsburningbright]

Taco Hut: A Sexy Story about Love and Romance

[@StrwbrrzDrmz]

@@3starsburningbright Two completely different people, destined to be together but forever forbidden. Who knows? They might even get a little spicy~ One problem though, with 2 very different personalities, even with the support of them bound to fall in love, they are still enemies to this day, for no one can out pizza the hut!!

[@sarahtaufik5589]

hhhh do i ship this or domino’s x pizza hut hhhhhhhhhhh forbidden love or enemies to lovers😩😩

[@starlight8554]

Why doesn’t the mom marry him lol Why is this so complicated

[@chellbell4978]

Im so glad I wasn't the only one who thought that omg 💀

[@theresivy]

because the movie needed a problem for the protagonists to go up against

[@lovingkokichi4159]

Maybe it’s because the crazy murder guy’s parents wouldn’t want him marrying a woman that is older than him? Idk that’s all I could think of

[@milkeyway7105]

@@lovingkokichi4159 that's actually the only possible reason

[@pabloescobar7109]

I Commented The Same Thing

[@flowerwishes9936]

Why didn't Bunny just marry Billy?! She gets his money, Billy gets his long weekends and Jessica gets Harland...PROBLEM SOLVED

[@theblurryviewfinder]

And the dad isn't even there- He just went POoF- So like COME ON KFC MAKE BUNNY AND BILLY GET MARRIED I-

[@theblurryviewfinder]

@John Adams yes 💅

[@febobebo9634]

This. I've searched far too long for a comment like this that I find it worrying.

[@cassandrav3753]

Ikr I'm so confused

[@sorceresssophia2949]

That’s what I was wondering??? I have so many questions

[@ihavetowait90daystochangem67]

KFC in 2019: *Makes an Anime Dating Sim about KFC* KFC in 2020: *Makes a Romantic Movie about KFC*

[@tenuousboot5095]

Don’t forget about the KFConsole!

[@glitterandcoke]

KFC in 2021: MAKES A HENTAI

[@justsoup3726]

AND a gaming console!

[@LucyWest370]

@@glitterandcoke what are you doing, step-chicken?

[@wormshack3928]

Hitting all their demographics: everyone below the age of 25, and all women over 25

[@bluntfaced5188]

Sanders: *witnesses domestic violence between two individuals occur right in front of him* Also Sanders: *”Don’t call me crouton”*

[@mintyglitches]

they keep trying to make colonel sanders hot and i just wanna know who on their marketing team is secretly attracted to the colonel and this is the only way they can show it

[@beanshadow7810]

Old KFC commercials playing over and over in their office.

[@vanessameow1902]

💀

[@washedblue]

on a scale of 1-10 how wrong is it that I only find Mario Lopez attractive while he's cosplaying Colonel Sanders

[@bunnieyumi]

@@washedblue 6

[@dooplets._.5776]

Danny gonzalez is quaking

[@aspol12]

literally my first thought when i saw the notification

[@kt-np4br]

RIGHT! I was like no I just watched Danny’s video 😭✋🏾

[@brandoncubell7362]

Yessir

[@Days_Clouded]

YOU BEAT ME TO IT-

[@burdy3349]

Ya Danny already MADE A VIDEO jk this was funny too

[@thememeestfilmbuff]

I didn’t know that some people have a sexual attraction towards meh fried chicken. *Kinky Fried Chicken*

[@hiracoverband]

jail

[@lucifersatan4611]

KFC is actually sponsored by hell, because only a restaurant as bad as KFC wants to be sponsored by hell.

[@LucyWest370]

@@lucifersatan4611 kfc is actually good everywhere but America.

[@Bandit4557]

Hey don't disrespect KFC like that!... its at least alright, not mediocre

[@chaticc]

Pfft-

[@TaraMooknee]

This was on 666k views and I didn't want to mess that up for you Jarvis, but I decided to make the selfish decision of watching because of that enticing thumbnail.

[@---nobody---]

Tara!

[@eatyourcereal6577]

I like how commentary channels also watch commentary and all my fav ones watch each other-

[@egoishim]

@@eatyourcereal6577 "-" moment 😐😐😐😐

[@piskie6157]

Yay it's Tara!!!!!

[@Febrdaack]

@@egoishim this was 2 months ago, but people can talk how they want to you prick.

[@lucasbowers58]

I can’t believe it didn’t end with colonel sanders going for a drink in the evening and seeing Ronald McDonald walk out of the darkness to see ‘I’m putting a team together’

[@tinapaytinapay]

"you son of a bitch, I'm in"

[@sundaymourning5329]

Omg. This. Is. AWESOME!!!! SOMEBODY MAKE THIS MOVIE!!!

[@KegaB3]

I feel we should pool together money to get this made

[@KegaB3]

Still qaiting on the McVengers trailer

[@asheryates5445]

THE MCVENGERS

[@TheThirdPew]

i just wanna say you have a last minute contender for thumbnail of the year

[@username24653]

Firstt

[@DidYounisMe]

Lmaoo such a great thumbnail you're right

[@timberlago]

The visable pain in Jarvis's eyes...

[@divinitylitty2630]

Yessss

[@noel090909]

YES.

[@KenJee_ds]

Can't wait to sink my teeth into this extra crispy content...

[@TheOfficialJunkCollector]

😂

[@supergamers1238]

I- no comment

[@user-ls2bu3vn2z]

with 11 herbs and spices

[@Krill_Phil]

@@user-ls2bu3vn2z Yes

[@daddy1067]

It’s finger licking gooood

[@landonasher6876]

Did anyone else completely burst out laughing as soon as coronal sanders walked in He sounded and acted like a teenager but looked like he wasn’t even a flight of stairs away from deaths door

[@kalilach.vtuber4065]

UNDERRATED COMMENT 😭

[@kitty0chan444]

He’s literally just like “hi *uwu blushes* 👉👈

[@iliketoeatbatteries8122]

He’s kind of shy, and weird, and a little quirky, he’s just not like other girls

[@landonasher6876]

@@iliketoeatbatteries8122 Omg that made me laugh so hard

[@AshleyLBH]

I fucking lost it lol

[@amityislandchum]

11:07 Can we PLEASE talk about how Billy has his sweater tied around his neck?!?! Who the hell ties a sweater like that?!

[@lilysiandaza4296]

Rich people apparently? Lol

[@safabekr]

Patton Sanders (...the plot thickens)

[@ashtonisvibing4763]

@@safabekr the bestest boy to do such a thing uwu

[@mia_9926]

WHY DOES HE LOOK SO FUNNY OMG

[@calliopebuttons123]

Rich soap opera villians

[@ironmilutin]

"A recipe for seduction" is a title I'd expect to see on some weird fanfic website

[@isha5272]

That would be Wattpad

[@itsgrace717]

The story is too 😅

[@karmaakabane4548]

*sigh* back to Wattpad i go /j HWHWHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH IM SORRY AHAH

[@Wondezone]

Back to Wattpad

[@randomuser8022]

@Iron M if y/n went to culinary school /j

[@quirkyblackenby]

The gay black best friend trope wouldn’t be a bad one if the main character was also gay and black but they never are

[@softestshade7813]

Two gay black best friends to lovers or even enemies to friends and/or lovers would be incredible

[@nicomoist5336]

@@softestshade7813 i want a lifetime movie out of that Just gays being gays made by gays Or even better, lifetime doesnt have to make it. It could be someone better!

[@axolotlsareverycool]

The trope just feels cheep like “omg if me make a blackgaybestfriend we get a black guy and a gay person like double minority representation” nO

[@yorukaadams940]

I see that classy pfp

[@quirkyblackenby]

@@softestshade7813 yes!

[@IntegriTee]

"It's my new chef" "We're weeks away from the bank repossessing our house" 😬😬 oh you smart

[@yourfatboy5359]

Smart increases to 69420%

[@kamranhaider4393]

Gggffbffgggt

[@rahulurang7538]

7086371068

[@jogindersaw6620]

Rdrw

[@3starsburningbright]

Jfkjdkdjdkj

[@corinneorlowski5478]

Why couldn’t bunny just marry Billie if they were already a thing???

[@kiwiclouds3379]

because plot

[@elfely6857]

Beacuse parents don’t let him marry a grown boi

[@alexstrife-sinclair6391]

Tbh that would solve all thier problems. And they wouldn't be int the situation they were in.

[@averypleasedbakedpotato8609]

Jessica's family: in debt Also them: proceeds to live in a huge mansion and hire a chef

[@rider338]

I dont want to unbake your potato but.... That was it actually i just really wanted to say that line

[@katiaaa108]

@@rider338 PLEASE this is the best line i've read all year 😭

[@rider338]

@@katiaaa108 thank you thank you

[@Rigby_Rools]

@@rider338 what beautiful words

[@mahiwagangamputa7361]

@@rider338 "..unbake your potato" That is a great phrase you used there.

[@Aubriel]

"DoN't cAll mE CRoutOn" the writers of this movie 👏👏👏

[@Maninawig]

Now I am picturing Gordon Ramsey as Col. Sanders... I think he'd be much more believable.

[@aliceis9068]

the writer..... Jean

[@LordAndFailure]

i like how the mom's thought process is, it's almost like she thinks she's in the medieval ages

[@ScooterBond1970]

It's almost like she thinks she's in a Lifetime movie of the week

[@breathoffreshair7795]

Its almost like she is a wealthy mother in a patriarchal environment (this happens in real life haha)

[@lauraslyricallife]

"Secret's out Chicken Man." Me aggressively flashes back to Toy Story 2: IT'S THE CHICKEN MAN!!!

[@persephonereads_]

If the mom and the boyfriend are having an affair, why can't the mom just marry Billy to solve her financial troubles?

[@andimoz]

literally my thought throughout this whole thing, it would literally solve all their problems. idk what the writers were thinking tbh

[@Renvaar1989]

@@andimoz They weren't thinking... Like... At all...

[@fkhan2006]

duh it's cuz they need a outrageous marketing tactic and they don't care if the darned thing makes sense, it just needs to be crazy and it'll get people talking about it

[@metaloopa6907]

Because there wouldn’t be a movie which means no money

[@thatweirdodaniel]

it makes sense, thats why

[@bryannadavidson3450]

my theory is that in the kentucky fried seduction universe, spray painting your hair is a fashion choice specifically used by chefs. if you’ll notice, you never see him wear a hat or any kind of hair net. how else are they supposed to keep it all out of the food? making it all one stiff oddly colored mass

[@ZijnShayatanica]

Not unlike the stiff mass from "Mermaids are Real", except made of hair & not legs!

[@eee8891]

Yes this makes perfect sense

[@biseragjurovska9868]

@@ZijnShayatanica why is that the first thing that came to mind, maybe danny, drew, kurtis and jarvis are in a cinematic universe of their own? Who will get the girl, who will go missing in Afghanistan and who will fall in love with a goat on their way to Prague? Which one of them will be declared legally skilled? Find out in the brand new christmass hallmark movie "the four mailman princes"

[@chamomil3t3a65]

Stylish yet sanitary.

[@trinityw3964]

There is no way this wasn’t written by a wattpad author

[@thatoneguy9582]

i mean wendy’s has a wattpad why can’t kfc

[@bubblybubbles09]

I dont know which sides of Wattpad youre in, but mine at least has better quality, the shrek fanfic I saw has better plot

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

No way. Wattpad authors have WAY more taste & class. -A Wattpad author

[@HannahIrene719]

20:15 I feel like that conversation should have gone like: J: "I can't marry Billy." B: "Great, then I will." Double wedding, roll credits.

[@ganonisking6609]

Now Wendy, Ronald McDonald and The Burger King need movies so we can create a fast food Cinematic universe

[@whatthehellisthis]

mcdonald’s already has mac & me

[@avag4334]

@@whatthehellisthis lmfao, Mac is like thanos. That’d be beautiful

[@Darkdragonhero1]

That would deadass be a love triangle lmfaoo

[@calisha1889]

@@Darkdragonhero1 now I NEED to see it

[@kingepic8477]

YESSSSSSSSSD

[@atomichearts9332]

“pleeeease let this be a normal staff meeting” “with the colonel? NO WAY”

[@catlynn7833]

😂😂😂

[@keturahjackson6762]

AwWwWwW!!!!

[@sshy_indigoo]

CRUISIN DOWN KENTUCKY, YOU'RE RELAXED AND FEELING GOOD NEXT THING THAT YOU KNOW YOU'RE SEEING IS (Wa ha ha hoo!) COLONEL SANDERS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD???

[@axolotlsareverycool]

It’s the magic fast food restaurant

[@dlou9227]

With the colonel? Un-fucking-likely

[@alilgoofer7796]

Bunny: Your not-so-fiancé likes the chef. Billy: - w H e E z E -

[@matankesselman456]

Billy could have just married bunny.

[@brynnawill7475]

i really appreciate jarvis acknowledging the stone cold crouton line, but at the same time i think it's just irresponsible to ignore the way billy is dressed like a middle schooler who dressed up like a frat bro for halloween, specifically the cardigan around his neck that's tied all the way at the wrists for some reason

[@captainzest6332]

Yo Velma

[@ShaneReuter]

@@captainzest6332 omg bro 😭😭

[@hiyesiambanana2310]

@@captainzest6332 lmao

[@TheNinjapancake14]

Yes! He looks so ridiculous, like a giant schoolboy

[@Maninawig]

I was actually surprised... The sweater looked badly stretched with a football locking the sleeves... I was scared he would kick himself in the balls.

[@Kimberly-oq2xo]

Before their kiss and her saying "I don't want Billy, I want you," Jessica and the colonel interacted a total of 2 times. The two things she knows about him is his name and he's a respected chef with a secret recipe.

[@Lucaz99]

They also have this sizzling chems...sorry couldn’t bring myself to end the sentence even for the sake of a joke

[@mad-hq4cz]

@@Lucaz99 this comment hurts me deep in my soul

[@Lucaz99]

@@mad-hq4cz Does it make you feel better knowing it also hurts mine?

[@mad-hq4cz]

@@Lucaz99 Yes

[@catnamedcat6850]

No don't get it wrong she knows she will get chicken if she keeps kissing him she just wants curnals chicken Also my girl thirsty and billie clearly never made her finish so can we blame her?

[@lforlgn6875]

22:45 I LOVE the fact that billy decides to walk ever so slowly towards “crouton” just for plot

[@cworthy443]

In the end, the mom and Billy both have rapidly aged gray hair, seemingly due to having breakdowns… Harland also has rapidly aged gray hair and never explained his backstory… coincidence?…

[@TylerWardhaha]

Gotta be something in the chicken…

[@hm-fy5iz]

someone called him a crouton during the war and he went feral on his own squadron. he was dishonourably discharged and found that the only place that allows him to have anger issues is a professional kitchen.

[@iiitsRachel]

“Secret’s out, chicken man” is honestly the best line in movie history Edit - lol turns out I accidentally stole this joke from Danny’s video, but in my defence it’s true and needed to be said here as well 🤷🏻‍♀️ Edit 2 - upon rewatching, Danny called it “the coolest line in this movie” ... so not word for word, but I’ll still accept the blame for forgetting I’d probably heard him say that, resulting in my unintentional plagiarism

[@lillienguyen2802]

That's what drew gooden said!!!

[@haydenmize3149]

It holds the same feeling as "How you living chicken boy?"

[@joshiejandro2321]

Beat it crouton isn’t that much worse

[@lololunacy2338]

Hello Greg

[@Lillylafrog]

Reminds me of the guy in toy story 2

[@thetruth830]

Why is nobody talking about how Billy literally could have married Jessica's mom- Billy and Jessica don't want to marry each other, him and her mom are already hooking up, and they need the money-why is this even a conflict?

[@Maninawig]

Pretty much half the comments have been on this subject. But I am guessing that marrying someone so old might get Billy disowned.

[@LeaderPenguin]

Either this is Danny’s alt or you watched Danny’s video first

[@snakewithapen5489]

Because movie's gotta movie

[@iliassikorski5748]

Danny is

[@themonkeyprofit1803]

@@iliassikorski5748 😏

[@hubertfarnsworth6824]

This is unopologetically one of the best Christmas movies ever.

[@jakelane1415]

I have a theory that Bunny is actually in every doorway in existence at the exact same time

[@beanshadow7810]

She’s so nosy she transcends time and space.

[@happylilguy1827]

"Don't call me crouton." Idk why but the seriousness in which the line was delivered had me laughing longer than the movie itself

[@aangitano]

Same!

[@maeverodgers9001]

My cat's called crouton :)

[@happylilguy1827]

@@maeverodgers9001 Oh my gosh that's adorable 💕

[@sherifflasso]

yeah, that’s my favorite sentence of the video.

[@foster1028]

Heheh shrek buttz funni name

[@brennajanes2301]

Jean was too embarrassed to put their last name in the movie

[@mom69yearsago85]

I would too if I was responsible to make a movie like this

[@manfeetchill6928]

@@mom69yearsago85 bro what kind of account is this?

[@rnajdbdheje2641]

@@manfeetchill6928 my god you are hot

[@rnajdbdheje2641]

@@manfeetchill6928 I beg of you

[@rnajdbdheje2641]

@@manfeetchill6928 please sir

[@miimaster6443]

Jessica’s “Billy What the hell are you doing?” Sounds like she’s a mother reprimanding her child rather than a worried lover

[@Seigi_37]

Actually, here in Japan for Christmas it's tradition to eat KFC as your Christmas meal! People start pre-ordering and reserving buckets way in advance and they dress up all the Colonel Sanders statues as Santa.

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

I love Japan, it’s seriously iconic 😌✨

[@user-wb9og3wq5v]

I like how he's like "here's your $500,000, bye bye" You can't stop him from staying, you legit just gave him the money

[@devonkelly44]

lol true lmao he coulda just cashed it and stayed 😂😂

[@kosmic_overlord]

@@devonkelly44 I mean, that's what I woulda done, I never agreed to leave. thanks for the free cash tho

[@MT-lk7qt]

I wanna girlboss so hard a rich guy pays me 500k to quit my job because his girlfriend wants me

[@MT-lk7qt]

like whatever the opposite of a sugar baby is

[@danigirii]

they're really taking this whole "finger lickin' good" to a level nobody wants to go.

[@Alex-tu4zr]

This is the second best comment I’ve seen in my life

[@coltrane1016]

@@Alex-tu4zr ... what's the first!?

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

@@coltrane1016 idk about "best" but i did see a comment about this movie that used the phrase "finger fuckin' good"

[@j_.simonef]

This comment put me in unbearable pain and I love it

[@Alex-tu4zr]

@@coltrane1016 look up Ben Shapiro: BBC interview, and scroll down, you’ll know what im talking about

[@Terri_MacKay]

Mom's name is Bunny because, for some reason, all middle-aged rich women still go by their childhood nicknames. 🤷😂 That outfit that Billy's wearing...the shorts and the pink sweater over the shoulders...I'm dying!! 😂😂😂

[@yamigurl822]

Why can’t he just marry the mom then? Clearly then the house will be saved everyone will be happy ?

[@itsgrace717]

The fact that this is the second time KFC has tried to make Colonel Sanders a sex symbol is, uh, concerning

[@whahala555]

I really want him to review the dating sim.

[@verda7019]

Third, actually.

[@whahala555]

@@verda7019 wait,what? I knew about the video game.

[@megamonster3538]

@@verda7019 3rd?

[@Cassiekillgannon]

Yes, you read right. Third lmao kzbin.info/www/bejne/pHypi32LbMepl9k

[@icyboi7039]

So when Billy calls Harland “crouton”, he flashes back to his childhood when his family made fun of him, and then we learn his childhood nick name was “Popeye”

[@apathysatragedy3114]

LORE

[@rolo0o]

Popeye KFC rivalry? Sign me up!

[@one_smol_duck]

F

[@apathysatragedy3114]

@@alinagolovach7125 i love your pfp. Got any cake?

[@lunarotimas]

13:10 in defense of "should I leave billy for the chef" While it's a little silly because she's known the chef for a day, in this context it's more reasonable than if nothing was going on because of the proposal and then that YIKES response to the proposal being slowed down. So the real question is if she should leave the guy. Using another person for comfort in stressful times like that, however irrational-not uncommon. Especially when the main pressure about the rich guy is for gain. so it's like "This guy has money and that's where the pressure is for everyone but, this guy was nice to me in a way I forgot I could be treated, should I go for that?" Esp with a situation like this with obvious abusive undertones and where she has her abusive bf and abusive mom as staples asking from her friend. Abusers tend to isolate you, especially from people who treat you so well, so having someone treat you like a human after a long stint of not having it can really attach you to that person. I'm giving KFC too much credit, but I stand by what I said

[@pigeonsarepeopletoo]

I’d be surprised about this if they hadn’t done that fucking dating sim like a year ago

[@alexstrife-sinclair6391]

I almost forgot about that. ☠️ KFC sure has some seriously weird marketing schemes...

[@katherinemadden5856]

Writers: so, do you want a Gay best friend or a Black Character who’s only purpose is to get the main characters together Producers: yes Writer: but- Producers: YES

[@hannahmurdy8902]

It’s a condensed lifetime movie, so they had to jam in all of the tropes

[@ilovecairns5181]

Main

[@juice3287]

maid characters? 😳

[@melaniemagolan2241]

Does it bother anyone else that the mom's lecture about debt is straight-up lifted from Titanic?? And the daughter is being pressured to marry a rich guy, and the rich guy's name is Billy, and Billy Zane played that exact part in Titanic???

[@woadxqueen666]

I’ve never seen the titanic and I’m never gonna watch this movie and yet this is the most fascinating comment I’ve seen so far

[@tibicenlinnei4014]

How do you know so much about Titanic....?

[@spoodlenoodleproductions5759]

YES OMFG

[@Red-mq5ne]

@@tibicenlinnei4014 it's a movie 😭

[@Lylybeebee]

Yes that is the point, the KFC movie is literally satire of the genre while also doubling as advertisement

[@gwongton8212]

22:36 Wow, looks like Sanders could do with a Troom Troom course refresher on how to escape your kidnappers.

[@gracebelanger1555]

why wouldn’t the mom marry billy if she wants the money and they like each other, why get jessica involved?

[@ll-qt4mi]

this movie is litterally like a bollywood series. parents want her to marry rich man but girl loves someone else. the only thing this film missing is the crazy effects

[@sniper8579]

Hey atleast bollywood could never put a gayblackbestfriend

[@tanvidesai7004]

@@sniper8579 FACTS OMLL

[@meece5970]

I'd take the bollywood movie any day 🤣

[@acchuptalaily7353]

at least some bollywood movies are good

[@aceofspades3667]

This is better than Bollywood movies no lie as an indian

[@imscared299]

as someone living in kentucky I can confirm everyone has divorced their husbands in hopes of getting with the colonel

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

I just got to know that Kentucky is a state that exists

[@woodfur00]

@@Wanda-wi4hp It doesn't sound like you're joking so no, Kentucky is a state

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

@@woodfur00 correction sorry

[@germantennesseean8438]

@@Wanda-wi4hp its fine . I know for sure Americans couldnt tell Baden Württemberg is a German state either or recall all French states.

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

@@germantennesseean8438 :) I am bad at geography lol

[@solitairequeen420]

"was he just holding a drumstick in his hand when he checked in" LMFAO

[@meganmcleod6152]

12:57 I'm crying ahh I can't with this "my mom needs me to mary Billy, I've seen the bills lee"😭😭

[@timberlago]

Coming soon to a theater near you: Kentucky Fried Chills- a chilling horror flick about the dreaded urban legend, the chicken killer. Operation: Kentucky- A fast paced action movie about protecting the KFC secret recipe from foreign spies. The Chicken Movie- A heartwarming animated family film about the little nugget that could. The good, the bad, and the tasty- a classic western about a chicken heist at the Olde Town KFC, and the Colonel who stopped it. Super Sanders- The supervillains are no match for this hero, who beats baddies with epic chicken attacks. And of course... A recipe for seduction 2: KFC boogaloo- the long awaited sequel to the award winning film!

[@theironichipstersarehere]

You are an absolute legend! This deserves way more likes

[@Ae-en6qk]

A Recipe for Seduction 3: Korean Fried Chicken- colonel sanders and his new wife hit east asia for their honeymoon and find new flavors (maybe something spicy 🥵)

[@jomibo21]

High effort comment don’t see that everyday

[@jeniferjoseph9200]

Don’t give them any ideas

[@user-zs9ff6st8g]

this is everything

[@bloodyneptune]

Every single second of this 'movie' makes me extremely uncomfortable. Not even an establishing shot because I know that Sexy Colonel Sanders is going to be there again. Is he young? Is he old? Is he a Civil War reenactment enthusiast that didn't have time to get the fake facial hair off before work but that hot chick seems to dig it so he's just decided to commit to this new life of looking like a ghost from the Alamo? Do any of these questions need to be answered? No, but somehow that just makes me want to know even more

[@hazzahawk3718]

Amazing

[@mahiwagangamputa7361]

Questions scientists were too afraid to answer.

[@chrissmith6097]

Every answer to your questions is “yes”

[@Nevara_]

These are the hard-hitting questions that keep me up at night.

[@katiebailey3439]

I was right there with you with these questions...

[@606films9]

14:42 So, why don’t they just get married themselves!!?

[@lagautmd]

OK... Lee couldn't contact Jessica because Bunny had taken the phone. BUT, the next scene we have Jessica on her phone when Harland walks in to say he can't be bought off. CONTINUITY!

[@pickleioi9058]

Fun Fact: The actor who plays Billy is a lead conspirator on how Tupac didn’t die. Wonderful.

[@imhappy7632]

oh cool his a nutjob in real life too

[@justvibemybro9763]

Im a dumbass but who is Tupac?Someone from history?

[@therestofus3506]

@@justvibemybro9763 Tupac was an actor/rapper who is often considered to be one of the greatest rappers of all time. In 1996 he was shot and killed and to this day no one knows who killed him which has sparked a bunch of conspiracies with some believing he's still alive. Anyway....sorry for the long reply

[@justvibemybro9763]

@@therestofus3506 no problem with the long reply but thanks a lot

[@xsteveconwayx]

@@therestofus3506 A lot of people know who killed him. They’re just not telling the rest of us. Which makes sense. Who the fuck is going to be like, “I killed Tupac and Biggie?” That’s probably a death sentence.

[@literallythrowing3264]

"Die Hard is a Christmas movie." Jarvis is a man of culture.

[@yellowplant1106]

Yas

[@oakvilo]

I literally watched that yesterday for Christmas

[@DerfyRed]

Watched it last year for Christmas

[@floralfallon1718]

watching this movie to wake up and I'm seriously questioning if I'm still asleep

[@sirshark224]

17:52 I would just take the check, cash it in, then come back and continue working for the family.

[@Chloe_Zana]

Billy DOES look like a weirdly preppy Death Eater and I can't unsee that.

[@noonetoremember1594]

Harry Potter and the deadly suburbs

[@Maninawig]

Mixed with a Britt snob

[@emmajensen6548]

He’s a Tory for SURE

[@ps1hagrid786]

He'd certainly be a pureblood supremacist

[@Red-mq5ne]

I just watched the movies and I'm crying 😭

[@henrymarckisotto9025]

"We can make a movie" "We can make a *horny* movie" lmao that got me. Comin out the gates strong on this one

[@RyleeCoyote13]

"Beat it, crouton!" is my new favorite comeback.

[@Yesitsmedaphne]

I would've cashed his check and told Jessica that we're going on vacation😂😂

[@ok-so7ob]

Everybody gangsta till someone calls Harland a crouton.

[@splinterssacrifice1744]

I’m gonna start saying “beat it crouton” to all my friends at every single opportunity I have

[@Maninawig]

And when you meet a Karen who's trying to be prunish, just scream "But he's she's a Geribaldi!"

[@rubyxaruby]

Is it too late to make a t-shirt that says "Secret's out, chicken man" and how many times would I have to explain it on a daily basis?

[@anonymixx8106]

7:18 when she first said this I thought she said "Ghirardelli" like the chocolate and thought this was about to be a brand collab and nearly died

[@PhantomKing88]

Bunny's Twitter Bio: "Unapologetically in doorways 24/7"

[@Wanda-wi4hp]

Lmao this is hilarious 🤣

[@iheartkimseungmin]

*comedy goldddd*

[@crowshead1205]

She's gonna take this to her grave

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

UNDERATED COMMENT

[@laurenh1054]

going to make "beat it, crouton" a permanent part of my vocabulary now

[@laurenh1054]

well i guess i gotta start saying "secret's out, chicken man" too now

[@serenatsukino5252]

So the mom wants Jessica to marry Billy because the dad left the family with a lot of debt, but the mom and Billy are also secret lovers... So why didn't the mom just marry Billy?

[@vicproductions7420]

14:20 Felt like KFC wanted to appeal to the zoomers by having the Spider Man laughing meme.

[@durdleduc8520]

“I’m recording this on the fourth day of Hannukah” oh man don’t just admit that you spent 8 days on a video about KFC

[@bellareyes2185]

😭✋

[@jerryatkinstein1835]

It’s ok cuz no one knows when hanukkah is 😂😂

[@Axels_elongated_torso]

I'm watching this video on Christmas and I haven't opened presents yet because my dad is downstairz

[@ericwhite3963]

Jarvis, it's not a Christmas movie, it's a "Crisp-mas" movie. Get it, cause of the chicken!

[@quality17]

H o w d a r e y o u

[@calisha1889]

Electric chair⚖

[@Wildmoonchildani94]

Sir, the police have been notified.

[@JennaLeigh]

"Miss-ken? Get it? Cause I miss it?"

[@13realmusic]

I love how all these commentaries are at least 10-15 minutes longer than the actual mini movie.

[@Nintendofan4000]

19:46 Now all the business savvy people have filed a trademark for Bunny, bunnie, or bunni security systems. Thanks a bunch, Jarvis.

[@icyboi7039]

Sequel should be called “saved by the Taco Bell” staring Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders Son

[@rider338]

Here's a better idea: Call it saved by the bell and have mario lopez play everyone and at the end it reveals he was just in a mental hospital himself talking to himself

[@biznissify]

@@rider338 i like the first idea better that was dark

[@rider338]

@@biznissify ye

[@sha1324]

This is brilliant...

[@morganrodgers8855]

That was way funnier than it needed to be😂

[@sanjaytamil1376]

plot twist: its actually colonel sanders and billy who are in a forbidden gay relationship

[@keturahjackson6762]

oof, sanders must've felt betrayed when billy almost killed him

[@Maninawig]

Ngl would probably have made a better movie, if Sanders wasn't so Christian.

[@robj4078]

That’s the J. K. Rowlings reimagining.

[@faithxanneproudofliam]

Secrets out chicken man

[@shanlanglyngdoh5965]

@@faithxanneproudofliam come at me crouton

[@Unknown-ou4su]

plot twist: billy proposes to lee instead of jessica and jessica and harland get married and the mom just kinda sits there 😀

[@TroubleMitten]

"The door is a jar..........and I'm a Jarvis!" What? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

Ajar = slightly open. It was just a pun about his name!

[@TroubleMitten]

@@girlwiththeblueglasses8284 oh lmao ty

[@Vedantttt]

Everyone’s gangsta till this movie wins the Oscars in 2021

[@Aubriel]

Calling someone a "Crouton" is my new favorite insult.

[@byulharangforlife]

"Don't call me crouton!"

[@eithenexr8322]

Fun fact : "Crouton" or more common "Vieux crouton" is a real insult in France designing an old person who is probably ugly or just annoying

[@Aubriel]

@@eithenexr8322 That's interesting! I didn't know that (but somehow I feel like the writers also didn't lol)

[@eithenexr8322]

@@Aubriel yes definitely 😂

[@heather_doestruecrime]

“I’m speechless” “Literally, you just spoke” Jarvis can say the most basic shit and it cracks me up every time wtf 😭😭

[@sagejennings4342]

The immediacy of her saying "should I leave him for Harlan?" felt like a game on Episode. Like leaving him immediately was the choice that cost 100 diamonds but she asked it real early anyways.

[@asherhendricks]

I love how this video is longer than the movie itself😂

[@zantadesks]

This movie feels like an episode story

[@Kaunoe]

Omg you’re right-

[@girlwiththeblueglasses8284]

“Should I… Leave Billy for Harland [FREE] Have a logical conversation with my mother and fiancé [500 gems]”

[@lmprimus1265]

21:24 man's really tried not to laugh at his own joke