Celebrities Are Boring Now

It's pretty safe to say that celebrities have been hit hardest in these uncertain times. Let's check in on Earth's MVPs to see how they're holding up.
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[@robertoaudiffred7936]

Truth be told, Jack Black was dancing shirtless before all this went down... He's been like this forever

[@Kareragirl]

Jack Black is the best. He gets KZbin

[@thetertinator9562]

I bet he didn't even sign up for the video, he was just doing that on livestream

[@NyoomMonster]

He can be happy anywhere

[@bassetts1899]

He's also been posting gaming videos long before the pandemic

[@Sergio-fu7mv]

Nachooooooooo

[@zimou5849]

Quarantine : one week Celebs : whats the meaning of life

[@viscountrainbows6452]

What doth Life? (life? ˡᶦᶠᵉˀ)

[@iamimana]

ʟɪ ꜰ ¿ ǝɟ ıl

[@franzferdinand2240]

To life or not to life?

[@snowshoes343]

Princess Rainbovvs X Musashi Are we just fleshy blips in some meaningless stew of cosmic oblivion? Or is it vice-reversa? Is our every trollop through fate's garden infused with a mystic...

[@michaelwaymire2037]

GG

[@Daisy-Doo]

I love watching celebrities try to be normal people. It shows how detached from the every day man they really are.

[@sketchingstudio5552]

Yeah. This is why I watch youtube so much. *nOT* people who are here to flex or whatever, they're just as bad as any out-of-touch celebrity. The people who are here to make other people happy, like the guy on the trumpet. So we all need to be a Trumpet Guy(TM) I guess.

[@BoqPrecision]

Detachment is the goal...everyday sucks!

[@fuziontonygaming]

@@BoqPrecision Idk what you’re going about but useless celebrities try to be attention seeking and want to be “relatable.” Which is sad really. I agree life can suck, but the goal is to mediate and learn.

[@TheTGOAC]

It's almost sad. Like a lot of celebrities started out as not celebrities or rich and once you get there you lose all the relatability that got you rich and famous in the first place. It's a catch 22

[@royalblanket]

@@BoqPrecision Enjoy being a superficial and lonely human

[@bloodyneptune]

I love how all of the Late Night guys were filming from home and incorporating their families, but John Oliver came at us from an endless white void. I mean, it absolutely feels right though.

[@peskypigeonx]

Where do you think he lived?

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

I don't think John Oliver is that funny but I can respect that he seems to do real work

[@emki721]

@@sawyernorthrop4078 I mean to be fair I don’t think he tries to be as funny as these other late night shows. At the end of the day he’s talking about serious issues, yknow?

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

@@emki721 imo he should just completely drop the jokes and just do straight journalism. He's kinda moving that way anyway.

[@sequoyamccary5834]

@Saucy Saucer Media p

[@sams-yq6cc]

rich people be like "we're all dealing with this together, we're all struggling, like for example im kinda bored rn"

[@smerphen]

Celebrities are like I'm so bored in my 7 bedroom, 4 bathroom, 2 kitchen, full-equipped gym home :(

[@agbag8185]

@@smerphen so they can't be bored ?

[@smerphen]

@@agbag8185 some people have it worse. So they can't complain.

[@simianto9957]

😒

[@sams-yq6cc]

@@agbag8185 the problem is that they're comparing their basically unexisting struggle to people losing their jobs, homes, family members etc.

[@evelyn5308]

"celebrities are boring now" let's be honest when were they not

[@weary6109]

Savage lmao

[@hatsunereeeeeku]

I never cared about them :^)

[@Floppyseal11]

I don’t know why people care so much about what celebrities do. 🤔 Read My Name!

[@roblocfan]

When I became one.

[@abmalreklaw5096]

Person only stupid people and the media and they are one in the same

[@harlequeenchannel]

I will say that at least Sophie and Joe aren't like the other celebs who are like "guys I know this is challenging, I'm suffering too!!1!". They just go "hey, look at this castle we made."

[@Sam_1704]

@Jon Galt celebs are rich they're not supposed to be relatable to us in terms of money, idk y ppl expect them to pretend like they have no money just to say they're fake later

[@djtoxicdhg]

@@Sam_1704 thay are monsters and egotistical dushbags.

[@ExoticOnTheBeat]

@@Sam_1704 No one on earth with a brain expects them to be relatable lol. That's why people go up in arms when celebs try to ACT relatable.

[@arendamayo9298]

crash bandicoot And if yet if you were to have the chance, most would still grab it

[@suryat5785]

@@arendamayo9298 that’s probably because people would say, ”I know their mistakes, I can be good and not egotistical”

[@MegaLpso]

If this lady is going crazy after 6 days, holy shit, i wonder how she is doing right now.

[@KingLoof]

absolutely ballistic

[@metaknightmares923]

@@KingLoof Ah yes, she is currently moving under gravity's will

[@KingLoof]

@@metaknightmares923 i meant what i said and i said what i meant

[@azizaaman4290]

how about now 0-0

[@kellywolstenholme8134]

She’s probably gone from philosophical to “my third eye is open and I’ve ascended to the astral plane”

[@plebisMaximus]

Jimmy Fallons sheer lack of enthusiasm is far funnier than his regular show.

[@mhm77887]

It's a pandemic, dude. We're all stuck in our houses for weeks. Celebrities are trying, but you can't really expect too much. Especially from late night hosts who are used to film crews and such. Cut them a slack. Edit: my bad, somehow missed how this was a compliment lmao but either way, I just feel bad for these hosts rn. Not talking about Jimmy Fallon, I mean all of these hosts.

[@junkmalme]

Eh. Something about him has always been depressing. At least this is genuine

[@kitkat12021]

@Midnight Are you alright there buddy, OP was saying they liked Jimmy Fallon right now, they weren’t criticizing him

[@shaniatea5314]

honestly it's just depressing.

[@castinamartillo]

@@mhm77887 Jimmy is that u

[@teetheatersanonymous]

Jimmy sounds like he’s laughing just so he doesn’t cry

[@lolkayleen2757]

exactly 😂😳

[@icecranberry2148]

To be honest, people would much more relate to them if they talked about mental health and such. Not about you being pissed for not going to Coachella.

[@couriertx]

IceCranberry Thats why I’m enjoying Jimmy Fallon more than ever. He’s sad like the rest of us!

[@icecranberry2148]

@@couriertx I'm not sad. Actually for this time I'm feeling better than I did before when I actually had to meet people. (other than my family who I live with) I guess it has something to do with who I was surrounded with, I did put some toxic friendships aside for the time being. At least now I know who is really on my side and who just faked that they are.

[@LivingSoftly]

He just realized that the jokes suck without the audience's hahas

[@mrcolz9373]

I love it when celebrities act philosophical and try to be parents to society, like dude, you just happen to be a guy a lot of people know and have a bit more green rectangular paper sheets than the rest of us.

[@AirLight1646]

That’s a good description of money. “green rectangular paper sheets”

[@mrcolz9373]

@@AirLight1646 what? Are you saying not everyone calls them that? Lol

[@AirLight1646]

@@mrcolz9373 I refer to them as “green rectangular construction paper” but that’s just me

[@dragonick2947]

@A Mothman with a phone Some are. America money is, but Britain money isn't.

[@sawyernorthrop4078]

@@dragonick2947 it's part paper part cloth

[@kd8663]

Been a few months and..... I think Jimmy Fallon is depressed without his normal show. Like, it's not funny anymore. I think he's real sad.

[@melon7514]

I think he really enjoyed his old show. He seems really sad without it. But maybe I’m wrong. I’ve never seen his show. It’s possible he was always this way, but with his old show he was on stage and felt a reason to actually act happy

[@Punkini]

I hope he goes to hell actually

[@loveitftw]

@@Punkini that's a bit harsh

[@mollyallen2400]

I'm watching this in March 2022. My first take on it was "oh, surely he's playing it up to show the futility of shooting the show from home," but as I'm reading the comments, I'm more identifying with how I've felt as an educator trying to do virtual and hybrid learning. It's still energizing to engage the kiddos, but it's a huge psychological drain and just not as fun. I was really excited to get back into the classroom last fall - but conditions have changed a lot for students, not to mention delta and omicron coming along and reversing some of the freedoms felt last summer. Anyway, enlightening to see the commentary and perspectives here, especially in hindsight.

[@mamaya311]

Or he uses his show to keep from falling into depression. Which is also sad.

[@gregmcgregginton574]

dude I think jimmy is having a mental breakdown with this whole quarantine thing, his emotions are out of whack

[@virginiavanni8061]

I've heard rumors that he's an alcoholic, maybe he can't drink how much he wants?

[@coltrane1016]

@@virginiavanni8061 I mean if i was an alchoholic (which im not) I would stock up on alcohol right?

[@3ves]

i like jimmys (new) personality, he’s weird i like it lmao

[@virginiavanni8061]

@@coltrane1016 yeah but he's around his wife and kids, he can't get black out drunk

[@teddabear8890]

Miss Antropia I think it’s his wife causing the problems because his old crew wanted to be there as little as his children did in the intro but his wife actually cares about how well he does but after 700 bad takes they just go with the last one because Jimmy is broken at that point so they can’t film anymore

[@baygurl3168]

Celebrities: It is currently week 4 of quarantine, ive discovered a new room near the garage. I dont know where it came from but it was a fun adventure. I wonder if ill find any other new rooms?

[@Roanoak]

Baygurl Oddly enough I would actually watch that

[@chloex_x5735]

this sounds like a sick arg that I'd watch

[@clorbdorb1245]

House of Leaves

[@unclerukus890]

Next things he finds a body

[@yawninglion1677]

Honestly, if any celebs started turning their mansion into an ARG setting I'd watch the hell out of it.

[@christinewatson1989]

It's not that they're "not good at entertaining alone", it's that they're not funny. Take away the big production, professional writers, and canned laughter and they're exposed for just how unfunny they are.

[@paytonsmith8358]

"I think this'll last about a month..." September cometh.

[@TT-iv5iz]

November cometh

[@avocado8137]

November 1

[@pikofan847]

almost december 😔😔

[@IAmMoonAstraea]

December tomorroweth

[@pikofan847]

ALMOST JANUARY?!

[@christophert8419]

Now that everyone's home, celebrities are forced to compete against actual creators. LET'S SEE HOW THIS GOES.

[@goofvangoober9297]

it's ooof time

[@person43]

"Compete" is... Slightly off

[@micahcook2408]

Black Pantha but at the same time, kinda correct since KZbin is basically booming. Plus Streaming services are probably funneling money a little bit more equally to all those involved since not every streaming tv show is casted with highly famous or nearly famous people (if they get residuals that is) but that’s just a guess tbh.

[@TomaszStencel]

Jarvis > 99.99% Celebrities now...(The 00.01% being RDJ). Sorry Jarvis.

[@kjlandon9140]

Acting is a real job.. And they have more money than you’ll ever make. Most Americans live paycheck to paycheck, they never will. And 10% of the population is unemployed right now. So a “real” job isn’t secure, either I think almost everyone would choose to be rich and happy for 10 years, then to live 70, living paycheck to paycheck, not a ton of job security, and being stuck. But go off

[@bloodcountess81]

The reality that KZbinrs are funnier than celebrities is jarring

[@novelistpoetry]

but not a bad reality

[@SpicyMilk]

Writers write the jokes and celebrities are the pretty faces in which those jokes come out of.

[@jormungandrworldserpent6437]

Humor is subjective. Also KZbinrs with big followings *are* celebrities, Liza koshy is a celebrity, pewdiepie is a celebrity, even theodd1sout is a celebrity.

[@collinmclaren6608]

I realized this in 2009, only replace celebrities with mainstream entertainment.

[@milkyman3021]

onmy computer2020gal John Oliver?

[@gagemallo7680]

Jarvis: talking about how long quarantine has been going on for Me: checks date *3 months ago*

[@michaeljohnson905]

Oof

[@JotaC]

You: talking about how it's been 3 months since quarantine was "too long" Me: Checks the comment date *2 years ago*

[@confusedturkeyvulture4555]

6 months and counting for me! Yaayyyyy...

[@HopeHomicide]

Oh god. *sees "*three months ago,*" *says the comment was posted a month ago." This is never ending, it's been four months by now.

[@Chewbarta]

Can’t wait for next summer when this all blows over.

[@literarylady1125]

I feel sorry for Kimmel's kids who are forced to be his "crew" during the quarantine.

[@GeorgiaOverdrive]

Non-Union as well

[@nopenope4848]

"i made it on the front page of reddit" sorry about that

[@luvwhus]

No pe underrated comment

[@emma-di5ly]

Was it your fault

[@mistermiimoo6750]

Emma yeah it was all his fault lmao

[@zangyloveskawaii6003]

He's new here

[@kaputpack3541]

Reddit The home for losers

[@fusakei1825]

this is like some prophecy....the tv media looks down on youtubers for years about how its just some small insignificant thing and how its silly that they make money...suddenly tv people are forced to basically be youtubers themselves and they are really shit at it...its like pure golden

[@bunnyninja4127]

fuksake it’s ironic

[@sketchwarrior3937]

Its satisfying that's what it is.

[@Narutodumbo111]

Because so many of these celebs are talentless hacks that need a team of 20 to make them marketable

[@DudSouption]

fuksake is your pp American Dragon?

[@lamasbellasoy]

THIS!!!!!!!!!!!

[@emmamyles4874]

"this'll only last about a month" me in february 2021: lol.

[@oliviagreen7177]

AYO ME TO SHSHSHSH

[@parsamohammadi1488]

It's nearly June

[@jakewasheredraws]

@@parsamohammadi1488 time

[@parsamohammadi1488]

@@jakewasheredraws MaGik!

[@peskypigeonx]

*crying and laughing at the same time* _oh you sweet summer children_

[@xrystal89]

To be fair to celebrities....people were obsessed with them and that obsession was probably like crack. Now the crack is gone and withdrawals are a bish. Good Lordt, who let these people out without a script.

[@leonrobinson8180]

Yup. Many are narcissists, and without the establishment and their army of employees (the real talent) boosting them, they actually have to be... people.

[@couno]

“Celebrities are boring now.” You say that as if it’s a new thing.

[@prachisaini1]

I agree bolly n holly are sucking on it.

[@JustaKubrickFan]

So true.

[@zombuIIy]

Pandemic side effect: insult others

[@cassie7959]

Celebrities in the 90s and before were great but now they suck

[@adelabed9363]

Some become famous rich addicted and more miserable

[@karu6111]

did you miss Madonna calling COVID19 "the great equalizer," while bathing in a bath tub full of rose petals lol, that was hilariousss

[@meistsyans6526]

More like petrifying 😱....

[@renamedanglerfishwholivesi3424]

We'll never understand how *hard* it is for them.

[@NyoomMonster]

She had one chance to be normal again and she blew it

[@ygobe2]

@@plague8163 @PLAGUE 8163 I wanna say 'oh my God celebrities are just whiny brats and forgot about their roots as normal people and think they are above the common man' but I'm gonna get wooshed

[@threeco2350]

@@ygobe2 u judt said it so..

[@jessnicole12]

i bet jimmy sent those videos to the studio expecting them to be edited WAY MORE but the editors just didn’t give a shit and nobody else did either cause it’s quarantine

[@queenscylla90]

I really feel for Jimmy though. Like he's clearly not doing well in quarantine. I know celebrities have the privilege of resources that most of us don't, but mental health still applies to them. Quarantine was hard on us all.

[@sonjapersch6074]

WAS?

[@queenqueef3803]

@@sonjapersch6074 HFSH thats what i thought

[@tunafish5462]

@@sonjapersch6074 For some people it is a "was". I look outside from my window and everyone is walking around as if there is no pandemic.

[@vgnhdhe]

@@tunafish5462 there isn't

[@leadizolatorz668]

Not all...i benefited of the quarantine. Made me breathe

[@olandir]

Seth Myers at least said in his second video that he respected KZbin creators more now and admitted that the 'professionals' looked like clowns next to them.

[@Kareragirl]

I like Seth Meyers. He seems to be the only late show host that is not a total narcissist, even seemed that way before the virus hit.

[@jacobtibbs2743]

Niamh _ true. the man makes everyone so comfortable on his show

[@noahburger7804]

@@Kareragirl Conan is good too

[@Wealiko10]

@@Kareragirl tbh I like Graham Norton too, he seems kinda natural, not forced.

[@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797]

@@Wealiko10 Graham's show is like a cocktail party with an audience. He gives you drinks and you have a lovely chat. That's the show I would want to do if I were a celebrity.

[@annabellechapman795]

nothing could be better than rich celebrities singing “imagine no possessions”

[@imfineimokay3434]

The irony is so real, I can physically feel it!🤣

[@TommyWeber]

annabelle chapman kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnu9c2CAYqiUZ7c

[@alikhamis3367]

They be enjoying their mansions and space, while i just sit here in a cardboard box.

[@aprilwall1491]

It's even worse that people are dying and there singing imagine there's no heaven

[@zbridgjpxupzm]

Imagine there are no celebrities... 🎵

[@priboltao]

Watching this again in November is a ride. Remember when Vanessa Hudgens said we were crazy to think quarantine would get anywhere near september? When Gal Gadot was going crazy a week into self isolation? Fun times!

[@mushruem]

me here less than a week away from march and it’s been almost a year🏃‍♀️

[@kippyips]

@@mushruem me in august where things are just now starting to get "somewhat normal"

[@savannai9168]

@@kippyipsthen along comes the Delta variant...

[@Punkini]

Remember when Vanessa hudgens said she didn’t care if people died from covid?

[@connorfine7273]

These "trying times" times have really shown which late night shows are actually good without an audience to laugh at unfunny jokes

[@cube5081]

thousands of people: dying gal gadot: imagine there’s no heaven ☺️

[@LorenaGarcia-mh2io]

This is it.

[@sarakate8946]

Lmao

[@AngelaMerici12]

Hahahaha!! I don't know what's crossing this people's minds.

[@marciehey8936]

Thank. You. Lol

[@brgan557]

Thanks wonder woman

[@IsomerMashups]

"Jake Gyllenhaal took his shirt off; not sure why." Some things don't need a reason, Jarvis.

[@zenagitana]

He didn't take it off, he put it on while doing a handstand. It was a challenge given to him by Tom Holland.

[@ananyaneralla5382]

@@zenagitana He tagged Ryan as well and Ryan was like, ".......NO." 😂😂

[@anavalencia8213]

Oh my god Jarvis just let your girlfriend on screen it sounds like she’s being held hostage

[@sanityisrelative]

1:18

[@skeletonbuyingpealts7134]

5:33, 6:59

[@natinthehat7700]

10:06

[@emilykrey5319]

Beginning of Quarentine: “I predict a month” NOVEMBER: “I hope I can go back to school NEXT FALL”

[@neontoes]

*laughs in August 2021*

[@bread8095]

@@neontoes I've watched this 4 times in quarantine

[@THEDeathWizard87]

Bruh in the entire monologue segment jimmy fallon looks like he’s about to break down crying holy shit

[@TommyWeber]

GrandAdmiralRobbie kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnu9c2CAYqiUZ7c

[@DieselRamcharger]

@raveglory300 They are. that is what an actor is. Without someone injecting them with character and personality, they are just empty vestibules. People dont seem to understand this.

[@FEKana]

@@DieselRamcharger no. That's just an actor whose been at the game for way too long. At some point you just hate play in characters.

[@BeautiesWantItBIG]

Maybe it's time for Waldo to find himself.

[@sasuke8667]

i couldn't tell if he was doing it as a joke or not but it just came off like he was going to sob uncontrollably and pass out LOL

[@therealvalevolent]

For some reason I hate when I hear people start their sentences with "during times like these.." "I know these times are hard.." "we're all in this and we can get through tHis tOgeThEr" I don't really know why. It just bothers tf outta me

[@arnold20139]

The reason I hate those words, mainly cause they sound fake.

[@plainrosiejane]

Try having the obnoxiously large company you work for take out air time and television space, to call you a hero and we’re the ones making a difference instead of .. you know, using that money spent on painfully condescending ads for the hazard people were ‘striking’ for. 😑

[@J-CBertrand-tp6bg]

I can stand the ‘we’re all in this 2gether’ bullshit. We’re not 🤬‼️

[@ScandGeek]

Saying "we're all in this together" etc makes it sound like we all are basically affected the same. We're not. You can't say that from a mansion, and knowing that you could live like a rich person for 2 years without going broke. They're not affected the same as the working class people that will get evicted and not have health insurance when they loose their jobs. I am saying this as someone whose job isnt affected and has universal health care. Me saying to a single parent who lost their job that "we're in this together" is insulting. I think that's why you hate it.

[@illneverbeyourdreamgirl]

"We're all in this together!" 🙏 No we're not. 🙃

[@Lex.4.life.yeeeee]

"You can tell this was filmed a long time ago cuz they're still counting the quarantine in days, I couldn't tell you how many weeks it's been" Me on the verge of insanity cuz quarantine hits one year pretty soon 🙃

[@bread8095]

Mmhm

[@famweefood7073]

Years now

[@Punkini]

10 months ago.

[@issecret1]

2 years going strong

[@oreopuddingyum9044]

aaaaaaaand two years

[@cloudspotting8451]

The thing is, we're not all in this together. Some of us are struggling to save a business, or to not have our family die, so hearing celebrities say "we're all in this together" from their cushy mansions is infuriating.

[@Punkini]

Celebrity worship is a plague. Late stage capitalism is killing all of us. The working class needs to wake up. These ultra rich people Are the ones keeping us down.

[@wm1389]

I honestly respect the celebs who didn't post anything during this time. Because it's not like they can un-own their mansion, so least they can do is not pretend to relate to the public and flex on the poor general public.

[@1247Bro]

Well, I mean, they are contractually obligated to make stuff, so they can't just not do work.

[@daemonelectricity]

I'm sure they appreciate your arbitrary goalpost that no one gives a shit about but the cantankerous trash that is this video.

[@jasmeenkaur8490]

Yeah and people like Rihanna who actually help with giving their money. I don’t think every celeb can give away money but like people who have millions and billions of dollars should give it to so many charities out there.

[@MrAsh1100]

@@jasmeenkaur8490 yeah but they ain't obligated to give out money. So yeah.

[@ML-tr1hz]

I respect the celebrities like Lady Gaga that are actually doing stuff to help people

[@Anni-kb5gj]

Last time I was this early celebrities weren’t boring

[@kindakyana2372]

Sooo never?

[@oppositeofbatman]

Impossible

[@RoseRose-fc1sr]

Our king has knighted you

[@uranxxi3040]

Stay cool with gold bond 😂

[@castielchieng7475]

Guess you are never early?

[@Theforestrysystem]

I feel like Jimmy Fallon just had a complete mental breakdown and did his best to entertain while still breaking down.

[@dailydoseofdumb6376]

October update: it doesn’t get any better

[@smellybuttbread]

Ehhh, a lil bit better

[@handfulmousefly]

@@smellybuttbread where ya from, friend

[@michaelasteele77]

mid november update, still not better, actually getting worse

[@villy6314]

Mid November in greece much worse we are in quarantine now

[@dailydoseofdumb6376]

@@villy6314 at least it’s not America lmao

[@sunnysorrel]

"2019 was nice. There was outside." -jarvis, 2020

[@inesgoncalves232]

At this point, no one hated Game of Thrones yet... (I'm in the minority that still doesn't hate the final season. Just the Tyrion's bonkers speech that made what's-his-face king. If Winterfell could secede, why not the Iron Islands, why not the Vale? Bullshit.)

[@Brainwave101]

@@inesgoncalves232 Nobody asked you about your opinion on GOT, but announcing your opinion about GOT is only going to spark arguments.

[@inesgoncalves232]

@@Brainwave101You don't get humor, huh?

[@crunchy1547]

2020 really has been a joke so far, what a terrible start to a decade.

[@Bruh-lf7wo]

@@crunchy1547 agreed

[@JokesInBase13]

Oh no... Fallon doesn't know how to tell a joke without an audience to feed off of. The extroverts are definitely the hardest hit, poor guy.

[@heybatterbatter]

About time they got theirs

[@arnovj1]

@@heybatterbatter I agree. This is probably the only time they'll get it.

[@gatesbill8248]

I used to have depression. Talking to people helped me feel happy. Now that i cant talk to people i can feel my former thoughts returning. I know whats gonna happen eventually and its terrifying. Im sorry for everyone in a situation like me and i cant believe people would wish this on them for the simple fact they are extroverted.

[@JK-he9gs]

Maria Claro it’s hilarious to think that introverts and extroverts are like a race and the introverts are the minority

[@astronova6150]

@@arnovj1 oh yeah? Come say it to my face!

[@bageba8]

This is the ONLY early-covid entertainment youtube video that has aged well

[@SarahE1982]

Jarvis has it backwards, Jake Gyllenhaal doesn't need a reason to take his shirt off! In fact, I'm not sure why he ever puts one on.

[@orchdork775]

Right? I can't believe Jarvis was really trying to act like we don't want that shirtless content 😂

[@johnnyelettrico9087]

We Italians sang the national anthem, Katy Perry tried convincing ppl that we were singing her song roar Keep the cringe up dear 🙄😳😂

[@paulallen8329]

Sul serio??

[@DRXSSYOUUP]

wasn't it a Stan that convinced her 💀💀

[@wa4645]

@@DRXSSYOUUP they didn't really "convince" her. She just saw a post and was like "yup. That's my song." She didn't even bother checking, but I guess anything for an ego boost

[@AD-cy4vj]

Yikes

[@mksabourinable]

Christ she's claiming everything nowadays

[@maxhydekyle2425]

Fallon literally derives his life force from crowds, he's dying quickly.

[@plainrosiejane]

Max Hyde omg he’s Tinkerbell. 😰

[@skromnyasha]

extroverts be like

[@tictactaco-1240]

good

[@postwhateverwhenever]

oh no. he's an extrovert! how pathetic!

[@jellybean1528]

He is a true extrovert

[@FlyForAWhiteTy]

I’m back at the end of September 2020 and hearing Jarvis say “I can’t even tell you how many weeks it’s been” made me sad laugh

[@OopsieCat]

Almost approaching a year now

[@Diphenhydra]

@@OopsieCat lets all celebrate the 1 year anniversary with a big party!🎉🎉🎉

[@myapplesrrotten]

Am even larger party for 13 months!!!1! 💀💀

[@bread8095]

Around 2 years

[@Daedalussi]

september 2021 🤪

[@Midnights_hangout]

"i can't tell you how many weeks its been" shit remember when we counted this in weeks instead of decades

[@bread8095]

Mmhm

[@scifigeek14]

Him losing his shit over the bread bowl joke actually made the lame joke more funny

[@Peter-sn2wg]

@Liliana Harvey bread bowl was an inside job

[@-angelp]

Scifikimmi yea kinda like dad jokes work and imagining that joke in that context made me laugh.

[@weirdisspeltweird]

So genuine sad and funny at the same time

[@supper5779]

Seeing Jimmy Fallon die inside is really sad. I don't like him all that much, but it's just so depressing to see him deflate like that.

[@CCbat33]

He’s just going through a coke withdrawal

[@xxxmelissatacionxxx]

c c he’s addicted to drugs?

[@SoapCkat]

Yeah

[@NTEDOG561]

c c where’s your proof?

[@CCbat33]

Southfloridadude Joe showed the proof a long time ago

[@raew.1782]

"We're not at war" How cute, JJ

[@sunnydayzz0]

Okay, but Ellen throwing her producer (the really funny guy. I forgot his name) outside and making him just watch her was so funny during quarantine and was honestly one of the best parts of staying inside for two years.

[@molly8435]

“This joke isn’t even that funny I don’t know why I’m laughing” oh jimmy....

[@michaelwaymire2037]

F a s t.

[@impendingdoom7920]

_breaks down into tears_

[@MikoyanGurevichMiG21]

How about another joke Jimmy?

[@atlasair6528]

That joke isn't funny anymoreeee 🎵🎵🎵🎵

[@charkatslife]

“Celebrities are boring now” *Let’s be honest, were they ever really that interesting?*

[@randallthescandall7029]

Charlotte Freymann some were interesting in movies and tv

[@wyattxu9765]

Your not wrong...

[@prachisaini1]

Completely agree , they are really not a superhero of the time as most people fall for their lifestyle , advices on social issues etc. Like they do these stuff to just stay relevant in times and get clout as much possible. I figure out the real heroes are we ourselves and the ones working for us and others at this grim times.

[@thatguyzorv6650]

Vincent price.

[@lciav]

I think this shows how bad they are at making internet content

[@thelittlegiant273]

5:25 you can tell its old because they were still counting the quarantine in weeks

[@allison809]

20:12 Jimmy has Fallon

[@TEcho-Music]

Gal Gadot after spending 6 days in quarantine: "im feeling a bit philosophical🤔🤔" Me after a month and a half and losing my job: "this kinda sucks but eh"

[@misho2250]

Not sure if you’re joking but I hope you’re doing ok

[@TEcho-Music]

@@misho2250 i was serious but i just joined the navy so its better i guess

[@chrismac1507]

@@TEcho-Music goodluck man

[@AdultThirdCultureKid1971]

The rest of us in the rest of the world are on week six in quarantine.

[@davoman9118]

@@TEcho-Music it might be big brain to join navy now, I mean like, why would anyone go to war now. Although there’s probably some war or battle going on rn. Good luck man.

[@TheBleachj16]

Fallon is actually weirdly authentic in this format. He's obviously emotionally deflated and it representative on the emotional state of parents who have to spend all day with their kids.

[@Cee944]

TheBleachj16 but then his content should reflect that lol. Why not make jokes about being a work from home dad? Rather than random jokes no one cares about.

[@yxw6528]

funny how some parents are suddenly regretting the decision of making kids because they're now stuck at home with them like yeah that's pretty much what you signed up for idk what you expected

[@wa4645]

I think he needs an editor, a lot of youtubers use their editing skills to compensate for their on camera awkwardness and it makes their videos 10× funnier.

[@sleepysartorialist]

He also struggles with alcoholism. For all we know, he’s drunk.

[@TheBleachj16]

@@yxw6528 Well you would usually have school as a break. You wouldn't have to spend all day everyday with them all the time.

[@dutchmasteret]

Jimmy looks like the guy that got super drunk the night before and found he had to work in the morning cause someone called in ahhh... good times

[@jazmineomg]

Update: We’re JUST NOW fighting Covid compared to almost a year ago and it’s a damn damn damn shame!

[@Takimeko]

Better late than never, imo.

[@titsoutforlusikka]

"We're all on the same boat" Uh, no? You are on a yacht, meanwhile I'm on a raft with holes in it, sinking.

[@liabw05]

Asa Nicalls bwahaha can i get a life jacket at least?!

[@TitusPrime1995]

Shit. I can't even swim. Might as well listen to sonic drowning music while I chill underwater.

[@madman9565]

whoa elmers glue

[@SessVlogs]

I already drowned.

[@colleen6341]

Asa Ludwig they’re in the dining hall of the titanic and we are in the steerage cabins, we are not the same

[@Maria_745]

I'm guessing celebs like Jimmy Fallon are probably taking care of their kids for the first time and are exhausted like never before

[@luvwhus]

Maria underrated comment

[@galap0g0sisland]

Lol its funny how non-celebrities have such a holier than thou attitude towards celebrities. We do our work for a living and they do their work for a living. What they're doing now is what they're supposed to do for work. Lol people making assumptions about others raising their children and stuff is disgusting- get off your high horse.

[@lunasorree7177]

chickenlittle bad day?

[@mrsanguini5819]

chickenlittle If anyone’s on a high horse it’s them. They’re struggling so hard to just live like normal people it’s pathetic. That one dude complained about seeing people on the beach? Really? It’s like they’ve distanced themselves so much from normal people just because they’re famous. People who are getting hit harder than them by the pandemic aren’t even complaining as much as they are. Millions in the bank while others are going jobless and they think their lives suck cuz they have to stay home for a while.

[@galap0g0sisland]

@@lunasorree7177 great day! thanks for asking. Hope you're well and staying safe

[@qwertyqwerty-jy9fc]

an Italian man playing a trumpet on the balcony is inspiring but when I play folk punk on my guitar on the balcony because I don't want my family to hear I'm "inconsiderate" and "annoying the neighbours" :(

[@nomorepikachu]

try playing imagine by john lennon, i hear that's popular

[@UnyCode101]

You know this is old when they’re counting in weeks

[@Fanatiikon]

you know it's old when you're not counting the years since quarantine started and the months since dad died

[@javi447]

The funniest thing that has come out of these celebrities is that Ellen said people have been asking less about how she's doing and her mental state because her employees only care about their paychecks

[@EC-dg6ti]

Whatttttt, shes so out of touch with reality

[@alfiona7951]

Ummm. No shit Ellen. Lol

[@linasayshush]

What? She thought people liked her?

[@ToyotaCorolla-en2mv]

@@linasayshush Fr. I mean I don't hate her but I don't like her very much either. Her over optimistic personality and just some of the things she says along with her demeanor is just kinda irritating.

[@yourfairyGodgod]

Source?

[@Brooke-jg3ie]

All these celebrities posting like their house is cramped and made of cardboard, like we all saw your house is work 4 million dollars like you’re not trapped in a small box

[@bowlofsoup3153]

Brooke I guess they’re trying to be relatable to the rest of the public

[@M0rdFustang]

You're*

[@user-pc3vs3bd4j]

They're all putting bad quality vids at their homes and putting a sad face literally on day 6, and make the bad quality vids even though they have a 5 million dollar home....??

[@dollcraved]

Saida Monet same this is just a good excuse to not have to go out and attend 1st period :))

[@user-pc3vs3bd4j]

@@mr.quackers3545 same tbh my life is like this just without school prisoning

[@finnothan]

the lines "I don't even know how many weeks it's been" "We aren't at war" bruh

[@socialistazania5132]

Jarvis: I don't even know what week it is People in August: wondering If they will extend the year

[@passport3763]

Ellen filming with that greenery outside and with those clothes looks like a heaven’s gate member. Like she in cult or something

[@passport3763]

Joseph Bennett damn. Got that right.

[@ananyaneralla5382]

👀 Jared Leto just came back from a "spiritual retreat" around the same time..... Or she on a GOOP trip? Ellen, sweetie, what .....?

[@cryptid-king]

No she's just a lesbian

[@kamarannadi9291]

its on 420 likes and i dont it to change no ne touch it!

[@cromk_514]

@@kamarannadi9291 someone changed it :'(

[@shysweets4416]

Celebrities are not only forced to live like normal people but now are forced to make content like youtubers Edit: except they're worse

[@alfiona7951]

Its probably because KZbinrs have more personality and not that celebs don't, but they aren't used to it and it's terrible to watch.

[@ScoopMeisterGeneral]

Also KZbinrs are used to putting together the whole production themselves or maybe with just one or two other people, whereas most of these celebrities (like talk show hosts) usually have a huge team of people making making them look good.

[@janethebluemouse]

Thats because KZbin isn't their medium, and they should stick to what they're good at.

[@gabrieljordan8015]

I think celebrities are finally getting a dose of their own smug medicine.

[@hiimjohnquinones2971]

18:44 I feel like Jimmy is waiting for the audience to laugh, realizes they're not there, but somehow still gets mad at us for not liking the joke

[@sharonforsyth372]

Celebrities after 6 days: Singing out of tune and having epiphanies about life and death. Me after 99 days: Playing cool math games, pinterest, planning baby names and I'm not even pregnant or in a relationship.

[@cnstqnce2841]

yes ive been playing fireboy and watergirl, the no internet game and practising my instrument

[@crackerjack0349]

I thought an entire week was a Tuesday

[@rosalinamacarita01]

I challenged my grandma to a fight and she sent me to the dark realm, pretty fun

[@noelle4266]

Omg same xd

[@karisjoy5348]

That was literally me

[@FaithFacts]

Honestly celebrities now just seem like normal people who crave attention

[@captainjoy8976]

And don't have any personality whatsoever

[@MissRadi0active]

Thats all they are all the time. People just put them on pedestals. I hate it. 😅 You watch the news and it goes from "3 people died horrifically in a fire" to instant smile and "Kim Kardashian is coming out with new makeup" or some shit. Thats why I dont watch it anymore. I just dont understand it. 😂😂 I apologize for my little rant.

[@tiffany15O5]

that's what they are

[@uncompletesentenc45]

thats already a normal person they just get the attention

[@wyatts5159]

Faith Facts I was gonna like ur comment but it’s at 69 and I don’t want to change that

[@anni1642]

“days? now we’re counting it in weeks!!” now we’re counting it in years😃

[@thylionheart]

the fact that this was posted nearly a year ago is gonna give me a stroke

[@Neo_Geisha]

Same. :/

[@sadieshipman3691]

The trumpet playing was so “powerful” because of the same reason the violin playing from the book Night was. Everyone’s alone, dying, and suddenly they hear music- a shine of hope and light in all this darkness. Making a Tiktok does NOT have that same effect

[@clack185]

Night? Whats that book about?

[@sarinarios1906]

@@clack185 It's a novel written by a holocaust survivor, Elie Wiesel, about his experiences in concentration camps

[@GReyn]

true.. it wont have the same feeling..

[@kickballfever]

Also, the trumpet player actually sounded good and was pleasant to listen to.

[@savvycrafts239]

Same thing with the Titanic, the band kept playing despite knowing many of not all of them would die

[@username-mk4qv]

No hate, but Jimmy Fallon’s daughters “interrupting” the show was adorable at first... And then never again after that. The gimmick wore off immediately, and it being staged kinda soured the whole mood for me.

[@schroederhnga9665]

Yes! At first it was funny and I loved it but then it started to get old and it was the same thing over and over. And as you said, it being staged just ruined it totally

[@sislertx]

How.sad.a.life.do u lead THAT U NOW KNOW HE HAS KIDS...AND USES THEM TO FURTHER HIS "CAREER"..OTS.SAD U EVEN KNOW WHO THAT NARCISISTIC BUTT LICKER IS.

[@TommyWeber]

Reanne Argh kzbin.info/www/bejne/mnu9c2CAYqiUZ7c

[@ashleyclerville720]

Sislertx we see tyee y By Wes ccs C mm

[@Rawrz013]

watching this almost 6 months into quarantine just has me like 🙃

[@happydays1918]

You were in quarantine for six months? How did you survive that??

[@kodak3619]

Im not even counting any more

[@silenthillenjoyer]

are you guys still in quarantine? (i assume you're in the US?)

[@kodak3619]

@@silenthillenjoyer yeah, not from us tho

[@hartley9003]

@@happydays1918 developing a drinking addiction 🙂🙂

[@laurenm3148]

"Don't try to trick us with your ums and ahs like this is an improvised video." EXACTLY. Preach it.

[@notAshildr]

Jimmy Fallon just looks like he's deep in depression. Or like he's an emotion-vampire that can only survive if people believe in him and clap really hard, and now that nobody does that he's slowly tinkerbelling out of existence.

[@daniellefernandes7510]

I feel bad for laughing at this but true😂

[@greasybumpkin1661]

Definitely the second one

[@Resters52_official]

@onmy computer2020gal I don't think it's fair to just say "get it together", I'm not going to try and act like he's suffering exactly like everyone else given that he has a slide in his house, but he still can't go anywhere, or see people in person, he could just be a little depressed about the whole situation, who knows, this situation sucks for everyone, some people have it worse obviously, but it still sucks.

[@fish2399]

Thomas Herbst He is a millionaire. There is no way his life sucks. I don’t feel an ounce of empathy for him.

[@MegCazalet]

I think he’s possibly been troubled for a looooong time. There have been rumors flying for years about depression, cocaine, and alcoholism. Since he started hosting he has always looked like he’s trying too hard. Laughing too hard, slapping the desk, almost like he’s desperate for his guests’ approval or for his audience to laugh as hard as he does. Meanwhile Seth Myers is known for making his guests feel welcome and seems like he’s happy to see them and talk to them. His jokes since he’s been working from home are telegraphed wayyy too much though. Like, dude, don’t draw attention to your sight gags, just let them play out. Ruins the joke. I think some of Jimmy’s games with his guests are fun, but his interviews are awkward. The opposite for Seth.

[@awkwardukulele6077]

No matter your opinions on the song “Imagine” please at least acknowledge it WAS NOT meant as a song to be sung during a pandemic. If anything, it was an anti-war, anti-capitalist song, and millionaire celebrities trying to fit that to a time where people are getting very sick just comes off as fake and oblivious.

[@peonylarkspur645]

Awkward Ukulele YES YES THIS EXACTLY

[@ElegantArtist123]

But the guy that originally sung the song was one of the people that benefited mainly from capitalism?????? Wow

[@RedLabs]

Elegant Artist you’re confusing artists with CEOS. It’s entirely valid to critique a system you’re benefitting from if you’re not an instrument enforcing that system

[@nadjak3410]

@@ElegantArtist123 Idk I work a regular job that earns me money. So one could also say that I "benefit" from capitalism. In reality, artists who are well known and liked would most likely be on the wealthier side in any economic system so John Lennon's career is not entirely a product of capitalism.

[@nadjak3410]

Also it makes me sad how people are picking apart the lyrics about "Imagine there's no heaven" and religion which basically just means that if people wouldn't live their life for the eternal and would acknowledge that there's only this one shot in life in this world we might be more loving and caring towards other people and better to planet earth.

[@ursulap.6722]

I died laughing at Jimmy Fallon's tortured monologue here

[@k.k.7797]

I’m here two years into the pandemic and watching Jimmy Fallon’s monologue is making me crack tf up over how dead inside this is 💀

[@livabroad9205]

Me watching this is September, almost 6 months into quarantine: 👁👄👁

[@ellawilliams5027]

Me watching this is February, almost 1 year into quarantine: 👁👄👁

[@NamiCO._.]

Me watching this in March, it has been a full year: 👁️👄👁️

[@Eli-mn5cq]

Me watching this in.. some... month.. its been a while 👁👄👁

[@clarissarojas7959]

Can we get “Things are about to get straight up Socratic” on some merch

[@Thats-Not-Helpful]

I'd pay good quarantine money for that

[@RoyalRust]

Dude Id buy that

[@justjade424]

Lol yes PLEASE

[@CarolineisJam]

I never buy merch but I'd buy this one

[@shockedpikachuhd375]

Fallon's joke delivery is actually kind of creepy and unnerving to watch. He's so dead inside you can legitimately feel it. In a sense I kind of feel bad for him cause it's probably weird to deliver all your jokes to a camera when you're so used to a live tv audience.

[@rottenvoid_]

What does him being a millionaire have to do anything

[@myyoutubeaccountgotsuspend8666]

In a way that makes him more interesting to watch as he's placed into an uncomfortable environment

[@shaynealicious]

@@rottenvoid_ because he has so much money and dosent care about his viewers

[@phoenixchase9271]

shaynealicious Money doesn’t always make you value it more than people look at MrBeast

[@Kelsoatron]

shaynealicious Having money doesn’t mean his feelings aren’t valid. He could be feeling just as sad and depressed as a poor person right now.

[@rileyabernathy8883]

Jarvis 6th months ago: “you think 6 days is hard, try two months” Me: *laughs in November*

[@panielrosebud]

*Guffaws in a whole new damn year*

[@tunafish5462]

@@shovel_salesman cries in February

[@TrafalgarWaterLaw]

Giggles in March

[@maggiegreen7446]

snickers in almost-April

[@marcimars3460]

*Sobs in nearly may*

[@tophatsandhobnobs5924]

6 days? We've been locked inside for a year and a half and now there's a new variant.

[@fx232]

The only celebrity that's actually doing something wholesome and productive is John Krasinski with SGN, he deserves his own late night show after this is all over since he's proven that he can make a better show in his own house than most celebrities can in a full production studio with a full staff.

[@clarabrandaog]

Late night show ruins personalities

[@nadeen3157]

@biohazardph was here to say that but you beat me to the punch! Good job!

[@yxw6528]

also lady gaga, rihanna, megan thee stallion and lil nas x

[@ratman507]

biohazardph he literally said that he wasn’t the first one to make a “feel-good” news source, and he named a bunch of those KZbin channels and recommended you check it out. Also, watch Some More News’ video on it. He acts jokingly angry, so he doesn’t actually mind much.

[@rainbowroadthekilljoy8]

Seth Myers is doing pretty good as well!!

[@nathanwilson7600]

Just me that's gonna comment on the fact that Jarvis died 17 years ago at the age of 675?

[@smsmsmsmsmsm]

IM CRYING AT THE FALLON BIT WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON - early pandemic media was so fucking weird I can’t -

[@Arbor_Solutions]

Jimmy looks like he can't get to his plug in the quarantine lol.

[@thambidave]

You look like the weeknd didn’t wanna be a singer and instead became a software engineer

[@lucidmoth1023]

-this needs more likes

[@tobosauce3404]

dear god I can't unsee it

[@moorerecords1022]

r/rareinsults

[@patriciadeleon2986]

Funny you say that, he actually used to be a software engineer

[@faparis]

the weekday- 9 to 5 edition

[@MsTwissy]

Also Ellen is apparently just mean. Like lots of people say she’s the worst to work with and is awful to fans. Look up the stories!

[@eleniayuwoki4443]

reminds me of that masked monster in hiimmarymary

[@reuben8324]

Maybe because shes a lesbian.

[@auroco8145]

@@reuben8324 what... what does that do with anything?

[@reuben8324]

@@auroco8145 Lesbians are angry.

[@Kmarialay]

Shes actually on house arrest, peep the bracelet on her ankle... they're all awaiting their trials for crimes against humanity...

[@felixflax19]

The joke is the high note is in a surprising situation where a normal person might scream or squeak but instead she has complete control over her “scream”. Also I called memes may-mays for literal years having only ever read the word.

[@albent4604]

The more quarantine era videos I watch in 2023 the more I realize how horrible it was for literally everyone