The Worst Dating Show Contestant On TV (The Bachelorette)

[@binboda]

"She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet" is exactly what a dangerous maniac/stalker would say

[@isitoveryet9525]

Seriously....so fn creepy.

[@chrismorris6865]

I agree. He came across as very controlling and abusive.

[@wellokthen3834]

.....yandere?

[@mistasfavouritememory2966]

You know you love that he said it. You just don’t know it yet

[@emilyvos3249]

Yeah thats hella creepy

[@DAngeloWallace]

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

[@wysteriacampion353]

D'Angelo Wallace unexpected surprise but welcome one

[@dixiewhite2698]

True true true -a true Alabamian

[@rb8566]

An unexpected challenger approaches! Glad to have you here, D’Angelo!

[@caleblewis8169]

But she didn't marry her brother

[@magicalfish6286]

:O

[@barlowbrenner182]

"Nobody introduces themself with their first and last name. Unless you're John Paul Jones from the Bachelor, in which case it's welcome and encouraged." -Danny Gonzalez

[@Xaku-Zido]

Yeeeeeeeeet

[@VampJen]

So, you know what other kind of people get all of their names (first, middle, and last name) used....serial killers. Just gonna throw that out there.

[@personne-fp6cr]

He probably uses his full name because he has the same name as a member of Led Zeppelin I guess I'd also always say my full name if I had the same name as a rockstar

[@mkay4]

Jen BGoode John Paul is his first name. He has 2 first names. What’s your point?

[@sophiayork6780]

Léa G.M. Only thing he’s got going and i doubt he can play bass

[@xErinxx]

Luke saying “No guy would want her after that last thing she told me” (which was that she slept with someone) while actively coming back for her is SUCH a big red flag for an abuser. Making their victim feel like they’re doing them a service being with them, that they’re not worthy of love or a relationship and they’re so lucky to be with their abuser so they’ll stay. That was triggering tbh. Literally wtf.

[@project_letters]

Exactly everything he did was so triggering!

[@emilypalm8146]

unless the video was edited strangely, I think he made it much more about himself? He said that "Hannah thought [HE] wouldn't want to be with her anymore... after what she told me last night". he's a total asshole with concerning thoughts on women, but those exist even in more subtle language

[@way2dead4u]

I think you misheard the quote a bit, since his delusions were that "Hannah said no to me but actually she's just misguided and needs to know I still want her" but you are completely right about his attitude and abusive behaviors! 11:14 if you need to double check

[@onehotbitch2193]

"This is the definition of a psychopath, I'm the opposite of that" My new way of introducing myself.

[@onehotbitch2193]

And yes, I will be wearing that sloth costume.

[@harveyknguyen]

@@onehotbitch2193 Real men introduce themselves to women by being in a testosterone fueled rage while rapping in a sloth costume along with showing them the definition of psychopath, and afterwards claiming to be a sailor from the 1700s

[@kythere]

name ̈ if a man DOESN’T introduce himself that way, he’s not worth my time

[@onehotbitch2193]

@@kythere I now expect that every time a man confesses his admiral affection toward me.

[@Maninawig]

You can always do the Holmes version.... I am NOT a psychopath.... I am a sociopath, get it right!

[@marchstars3318]

The fact that that Hannah clearly expressed her discomfort, she turned him down, and just generally said no to him several times yet the producers and Luke of course continued to put her in situations that made her uncomfortable and stressed makes me sick. It says a lot about what consent means to men like this.

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

She dissociates from the trauma now btw

[@IncredibleMD]

That's what being on a reality TV show is like, for everyone on a reality TV show. Pretty much without exception, they're all pretty dehumanizing experiences, for everyone involved.

[@flyhighskyguy9972]

Yeah, and a lot about regraded tv producers only interested in drama

[@Userfulpo]

March Stars well it would, if it wasn't all scripted

[@gray9590]

For people* like this.

[@spicysalad3013]

"the last thing i would ever wanna do is control a woman" i love the the middle aged woman in the audience rolling her eyes after that

[@asiarodriguez9202]

LMFAOO same

[@krystalaranha3779]

ROLLING HER WHOLE ASS HEAD

[@DangerNoodleReads]

Wait what, where

[@cmm3699]

I actually laughed out loud at that part. Icon

[@ajackss9259]

SpicySalad she drunk

[@handfulmousefly]

Why does Luke always look emotionless and on the verge of tears at the same time

[@gambasfritasconcorbata5936]

69 likes😩

[@kisses1739]

Which one?

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@kisses1739 luke the harasser obviously

[@nicripolas816]

Very accurate

[@JMBBrasil]

Think it is because he tries to gain potty by making a puppy like face.

[@scaredhamstee9427]

This tv show is just an arranged marriage with extra steps

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Scared Hamstee including lots of uh, free samples

[@pattykrabbies]

Heather B Never heard someone call sex free samples before lmaoo

[@uh_caleb4897]

that just caused an epiphany in my social life and mental health

[@romankotas448]

Patty Krabbies I call it test drives in the context of the bachelor/ette

[@jazzhands8525]

@Cobalt Wolf no it's a jojo reference

[@threshingsong]

"we're getting married," he says tonelessly whilst staring at the camera with dead shark eyes

[@loadingincomplete4969]

Big yikes

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Yikes forever

[@tartaglogy]

Yikeroonie

[@straybeans143]

Yikesaroo

[@smalcal6365]

@@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539 *surprise pikachu face*

[@Syd448]

I hate that they normalized that man harassing her because that is a VERY real thing. What the hell

[@radfatdaddy4169]

Security, and the other contestants, and the gal should have just beat the living shit out of him when he showed up again. Normalize THAT happening!

[@Mack-fj9nl]

@Tyler Gay But stuff like this will encourage other dumb asses to do stuff like that. Which is the problem.

[@cristi1145]

Bro it also irritates me that all of them look the same. Like idc if they’re all white but they all look the same💀💀

[@pokaay3163]

@Tyler Gay the fact that you dont realize how many “dumbasses” are out there that will take examples like this show to justify their actions and mindsets... 🤦‍♀️ you talk about it like it’s a 1/10 occurrence lmaoo

[@sarahfromtheneverland9001]

@Tyler Gay THAT is called normalizing. People are dumb and they get influenced by dumb stuff. Manipulation and normalizing bad behavior is very real. Anyone can fall for this when they're vunerable.

[@sulaf604]

Luke: Relationships thrive on communication Hannah: *starts to say something* Luke: Sorry Hannah, I meant ME communicating my opinions to YOU.

[@karak962]

glad I wasn't the only one who saw that hahaha

[@thelanktheist2626]

John Paul Jones looks, sounds, and acts like the Disney sitcom male comic relief

[@freezeboy13]

Remember Austin and Ally? In that show there was a character named John Paul Paul John. Not kidding.

[@jacob.loesch]

John Paul Jones also sounds like the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

[@calebduarte5255]

John Paul Jones is essentially the Bachelorette’s equivalent of Wade Freeman, All Star QuarterBACK!

[@macmuggo5459]

Jacob Loesch he’s got a haircut like the led zep bassist

[@jacob.loesch]

@@macmuggo5459 true

[@hearmymotoredheart]

"He has...qualities" is my new favourite way to low-key diss someone

[@spicysalad3013]

we've found the new "bless his heart"

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"He's a special boy."

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

I just say that someone is “interesting”

[@ajackss9259]

AlwaysAnnoyed Forever this is my.... interesting friend

[@christinereadsbooks3907]

I’ve have a friend who describes people as “Challenging”

[@trinitygray6261]

Luke: lay your hands off me Tall dude #1: or what? Luke: 👁👄👁

[@tatiana_iana]

Ahahah nice

[@deleted-to5di]

Ha

[@someidiotlmao4428]

Perfection

[@MCsmileyyy]

Tyler C ❤️

[@angelanazareno3718]

Your the best

[@Juliett-A]

It doesn't even matter if it's all fake and staged. It still normalizes stalking and harassment and violating women's boundaries which the patriarchy and popular culture already have severe issues with normalizing.

[@abee5344]

🤢🤮🙈 go away

[@feralsecco]

@@abee5344 ????

[@carcrashjayson]

SILENCE

[@MakoMankanshoukos]

@@abee5344 hard body ratio

[@omiwithomavus]

that's what should be normalized

[@JadaKingdom971]

The fact that they scripted harassment for entertainment is very very disturbing to say the least!

[@tristasayers1516]

Thank you! I feel like the producers have some sort of responsibility to make sure she is safe. Are they just like "btw if any of them turn out to be psychopaths, you're on your own. We love that shit and openly encourage it"

[@MarkSalesman]

Epic gamer style

[@randommanny7659]

THANK YOU

[@bigbearkat2010]

That bit where Luke P told Chris he wouldn't change anything about what he did, you tell by Chris' look and body language just how uncomfortable he is being around this asshole.

[@angeltompa2525]

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

[@psyche8547]

I actually watched that whole season and I can say that John Paul Jones is the best person ever, in one episode he was eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets and didn’t talk to Hannah the whole time

[@kingmaoh5566]

He had the right choice McDonald Chicken nuggets taste good, food before woman always. Actually this goes both ways food before any relationships

[@amaris145]

mood

[@ShibuNub3305]

This man acts like the weirdest guy ever and it’s kind of terrifying how close they got his behavior to mimic me.

[@apparition555]

@Mega Necksnapper - i’m sorry but your grammar is so bad i couldn’t understand anything you said

[@aisha5156]

Aaryan Chowdhury I think they mean that the chicken nuggets come be for women’s son that goes both ways.

[@ESPmrBrough]

to be fair, John Paul Jones is such a strong name that even i wanna repeatedly say John Paul Jones.

[@rorrim0]

It's a name that even a cult leader would be jealous of.

[@brennns]

John Paul Jones is the best thing to happen to bachelor nation

[@theawkwarddolphin4752]

John Paul Jones (no relation ) was also a famous naval commander

[@jacob.loesch]

It's also the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist

[@jeremysworld3061]

@Phea qwq You're an angel now.

[@crustyman7661]

i love the irony of how he interrupts her to explain the importance of communication while she's also simultaneously telling him to leave to which he completely ignores her

[@PrismaticGlaceon]

Luke P. seems like a man who needs to stay 500 feet away from women. I don't even know him, and I'm ready to call a restraining order on him.

[@caleblewis8169]

Same with men

[@Dargonhuman]

I felt like I needed to get a restraining order against him just to watch the show, and I'm a 37 year old man. When I found out he works with kids I was like, "People let this psychopath around children? Unsupervised?!"

[@goggles8691]

@@Dargonhuman otherwise they'd get arrested too

[@SoftTangerineDreams]

Seems like the kind of guy who’s constantly ready to hurt someone for his own benefit. As someone who has been mentally abused and heavily manipulated, it isn’t funny to bring him back on the show. It isn’t entertaining, it’s outright scary...

[@chatterbox1078]

He needs to stay 500 feet away from everybody except a therapist

[@yuyu8478]

Luke 3 years later: So hannah put a restraining order, cussed at me, had sex with a million other guys, and said i was misogynistic. Does she love me?

[@ossswin]

Monica Velasquez “it’s because she doesn’t know i love her though”

[@penazmehta9165]

SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS ME TO BE HERE 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺

[@cutienerdgirl]

She didn't have sex with all these guys. Do you know how dating shows work?? She only gets to sleep with one at the end, it's the same thing for the Bachelor.

[@venerablepoof]

Pink 1.: You, my friend, need to inform your opinion and 2.: its a J O K E he said T H R E E years L A T E R

[@epicgamer-lp4wg]

Monica Velasquez Honestly relationship goals

[@fawndoll190]

“he has qualities” has the same energy as “you have... eyes.”

[@dreamybombstudios724]

You have...face

[@Lilyjem39]

You have... shoulders

[@m_e_nere]

Head

[@kellyglinski2143]

You have...something?

[@guestydark9374]

wtf do you have?

[@ashamedashley389]

Thanks to Hannah's mom, I have a new line for when I'm tryna be nice and civil when describing someone I don't like: "He has... qualities."

[@Nov1cegg]

Kinda late but hope u wanna add something to you dictionary of "civilized" answers: "Deep down he might be a good person" That's a banger here in Brazil

[@melvin9888]

We love some good southerner polite disrespect lol. My dad’s family is from the south and so are my future in laws .

[@boop7405]

The Danny Gonzales cameo was the cherry ontop to this video

[@kc-ih1rz]

That's actually Drew, btw. I know it can be hard cuz they are very similar but the aren't the same...

[@oakliefox2309]

@@kc-ih1rz lol what are you talking about that’s kurtis conner?????

[@tyrvin]

@@oakliefox2309 naw man thats cody ko

[@alexcrazyart6522]

@@tyrvin "People think I copy Danny's videos" "People think I copy Drew's videos" "Why can't you get we don't copy each other's videos?" "We copy Cody Ko's"

[@tyrvin]

@@alexcrazyart6522 lol ikr they copy those old man's vids, poor cody 😪 and wow i'm very stupid this is from their song

[@catblimp7894]

Imagine being in Luke P’s bible study group, like “Oh sweet, pastor Luke is on TV let’s watch it together!” And then you just watch him harass a woman on national television.

[@TinyMafioso]

He gets back and is immediately kicked out

[@dominicking4739]

LMAO

[@prehistoricorchid3455]

fr though

[@DoodlerDude]

Luke WARM P

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

@@TinyMafioso now that be a funny video

[@magickaldust1213]

NO, Hannah DID NOT eliminate Luke S. He walked away bc he was sick of his name being associated with the human garbage can that is Luke P. *Luke S is a golden doodle and deserved better.*

[@myajanette]

Facts.

[@radioactivian]

if no one will take em I'll do it

[@justarandomguy2877]

they said really quick or quit or whatever’

[@cindypacheco7677]

Golden doodles are not good pets if you’re a first time dog owner....

[@tovadower962]

I thought you meant Luke P and I was genuinely so confused

[@nettle1217]

when danny showed up i thought i was hallucinating from sleep deprivation for a second

[@vi..._]

same omg

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Go to bed!

[@onehotbitch2193]

I was so confused when Danny just showed up.

[@mariemelo6652]

Queen Bee OMG me too

[@cherrypie7ilms]

Queen Bee me too, me too.

[@rwn_tree]

Me too lol

[@OreoPT-8]

me too lol xd

[@swagsquirrel3534]

Same

[@alyssarae1788]

The Bachelor should start having mid-life crisis single parents on the show who actually are ready to get married and live their lives

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

Alyssa Rae Underrated

[@thereserubi3679]

Genius

[@pingpong1138]

And people willing to be loyal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@s0Shi]

The single parent au makes my heart go doki doki (But yes very much agree ♥️)

[@PANZERWULFFF]

yeah and its unscripted.

[@kaynewilbur]

Luke P. Seems like the type of guy who thinks loading the dishwasher every once in a while makes him less of a man

[@monicamycbm]

Woot, why does everyone have this profile pic???😂

[@vanadis2420]

Nice ref from another video man.

[@bobthemilkdrinkingmonke8623]

U stole that joke

[@sejcai]

ive seen this joke word for word on reddit lol

[@LirazRandome]

XD

[@grailmontgomery514]

There's just something so incredibly appropriate about a man hiding in a box that says "fragile, handle with care"

[@Rosalia.Mine.]

Danny is even flexing his green screen skills through other channels!!!

[@ozonenose3941]

Uh, you mean Drew, right?

[@bolson42]

Danny? Who’s Danny? The only person that fits this description is Drew gooden, if you’re mistaken

[@OkBoomer-mo6mk]

Lol ya what's up why is danny there 5:34

[@hollyngriffin2651]

Wait aren’t Danny and drew the same person

[@nameslizbeth6354]

LOL

[@nicholasrodinos4701]

Luke P: "Relationships are about communication." (Luke P ignores Hannah's valid concerns about him being a creep, and disregards her feelings repeatedly).

[@ZielonaPastela]

I believe that in this case "communication" is him talking and her listening. Everything they would ever need.

[@Jobother]

"Relationships are about communication" *immediately shushes hannah*

[@moondrop784]

“This is the definition of psychopath. That’s the opposite of me.” Hm yeah that’s believable

[@ellaczeiner3974]

He seems like the typical "nice guy" that needs to tell everyone he's nice instead of genuinely showing he's kind since he doesn't know how to be

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

Ye, he ran away from psycho and ran straight to sadistic narcissist with an inflated ego

[@brysonoakley1028]

A red flag so big, China would be jealous

[@dagothur7171]

The definition he pulled up said say kuh path Instead of Sī ko path

[@rowanfox3009]

That's what I said to the cops hehe

[@Andyyoureastar]

JPJ was the star for me. His golden retriever/himbo energy was unmatched💀💀

[@chelseakitkatz]

YESSSS

[@NefariousSpineLizard]

He is exactly the kind of man I love to step on.

[@mollykircher3104]

Hell yeah dude

[@Su-mx7ix]

I hold Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen solely responsible for himbos being my kryptonite, I love them and their no thoughts just vibes brains so much 😩

[@THEspooderman_]

He also has the Patrick bateman type voice which was funny hearing him say his name like that

[@erinmccormick2115]

When he said “I look like someone tried to buy Dwayne Johnson on wish” I lost it

[@thisissarah815]

Me too! 😂

[@peyt_rae8260]

i couldn’t unsee it

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Amirah Ellis same

[@nazty_wraith6358]

Erin McCormick what did u lsoe

[@lmpst]

well, I found it! **presents item** 🙌 it!

[@actingislife100]

Luke: I would never control a woman, but I will.......control a woman.

[@lesbianage9538]

Danny Gonzales unironically makes better music than Jed

[@anniecahill3909]

He was just a dolphin...

[@teffanimar3663]

@@anniecahill3909 swimming 🏊 in 📨the ↔️sea🌊

[@anniecahill3909]

@@teffanimar3663 not🚫a care❤️in the world 🌎

[@anniecahill3909]

@Zev Deaner happy as can be..

[@anniecahill3909]

@Zev Deaner and ventured on to land

[@acomet2509]

“Relationships are based on communication” he says as he interrupts Hannah while she’s trying to shut him down for the third or fourth time

[@sinderella9528]

The "P" in "Luke P." stands for "psychopath".

[@fionadreesbach3685]

This is an underrated comment

[@brennenhrebeniuk9661]

Hes definitley not a psychopath possibly sociopathic tendencies but definitley not psycopath

[@yellingateveryone2520]

@@brennenhrebeniuk9661 think it was a joke because they can’t be like Luke “psociopath”.

[@yesplease29]

Nice 889

[@gabrielleharper7741]

@@yellingateveryone2520 the p is silent so we forgot bout it

[@TheGreatCooLite]

Yeah, the Bachelor sucks. That's why I date on Roblox.

[@botpolice66]

You have big brain

[@coltonbates629]

I date on mine craft ps4 battle mode

[@botpolice66]

@@coltonbates629 that's a pro gamer move

[@zrxcwrtd5981]

The relationships on there will last longer anyways

[@cholitikas]

Yeah its big brain time

[@FairyBogFather]

as someone who has been in an abusive relationship, just watching these clips was triggering. abuse should not be normalized on tv, even if he is playing a "villain" character. it is disgusting to watch, but even more disgusting seeing Hannah go through it.

[@mothdoc1909]

Lela Nesheim Plus, Hannah appears to have started dissociating irl because of this.

[@FairyBogFather]

@@hitblock425 huh?

[@christinawhaley7]

@@mothdoc1909 I've seen a couple people say this about her disassociating in real life now, what does that mean? What's been going on with her lately? Is this referring to something that started happening to her after the whole show was over? I'm so curious, I wanna get some fax

[@mothdoc1909]

Christina dissociation is a coping mechanism for trauma. It's basically you're body trying to distract itself by ANY means necessary. It can be as simple as just shutting down (can't really move walk or speak) but can also lead to forms of delusion whilst it's happening (ie thinking you're younger, thinking you're a different person etc) On Hannah's instagram story she said that when it all got to be way too much she would look at the nearest wall and shut everything else out of her mind, which looks/sounds like dissociation.

[@user-bw6kn6lo2s]

Hitblock ???

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I love it when KZbinrs just show up in their friends videos for no reason and do nothing. Danny just being there as a side gag for no reason was hilarious

[@dfbrethy2368]

As a Christian I apologize this man was never supposed to leave the churches dungeon

[@dfbrethy2368]

Nile Peoples Amen

[@sofia.eris.bauhaus]

yea, lock him up and make him write another gospel.

[@mr.awesome7552]

I forgive you... wait a minute WHAT, remind me to not enter a churches basement ever again

[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

Mr. Awesome Don’t worry, you only go in if you deserve it

[@sircartier4703]

They should put priests on the bachelor

[@simly5189]

"this cute little golden doodle of a person" is possibly the best way to describe someone I've ever heard

[@zeppelin5568]

I know right

[@wheezymell]

the shakespearian way of saying baby

[@yesplease29]

Yes

[@doooodle5603]

As someone who owns a golden doodle can confirm that’s a compliment

[@doooodle5603]

@Doge Army Yeah, her name is Daisy, she’s very sweet

[@SewerRat01]

5:35 lol Danny actually blended in well I was shocked

[@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916]

Yeah drew should be an actor

[@yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903]

i was *so confused*

[@Pika-Chu64]

U mean drew

[@jordanh4362]

Greg hey greg

[@krmcd8322]

I was like "Wait is that Danny?" And had to rewind to check

[@katjosephperez8772]

“He has qualities” I’m so glad I finished taking a sip of red wine before that clip. Red wine is so hard to clean up, and it burns your nostrils super bad if you snort laugh

[@thelocalcoma]

Hannah apologizing to the fans: God, I'm just so sorry... that the producers wouldn't let me carry a gun on set to stop that psychopath.

[@ReaperInTheFlowers]

Alabama allows concealed carry but not the Bachelorette ig

[@thelocalcoma]

@@ReaperInTheFlowers I imagine most shows would be like that lol. Too many risks with crazy contestants.

[@elliottlupin]

I'm against guns, but I feel like Like is an exception.

[@corrinmcmurray8735]

“The key to relationships is communication.” *Hannah starts to say something* *Luke interrupts* “No, listen-“ Edit: Dang thanks y’all for the weekly JPJ notifications and over 8k likes

[@t6amygdala]

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

[@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569]

John Paul Jones

[@someidiotlmao4428]

John Paul Jones

[@nicolep168]

John Paul Jones

[@amayatilbury9858]

John Paul Jones

[@laurene988]

"He just jumped the f**king fence" Honestly I'm going to have to start watching this show lol

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

He exclusively travels by jumping fences, if there is no fence, there is no Colton

[@Gee-xb7rt]

watch reviews, save yourself hours of pain. you would have had to watch 20 hours of torture to get to the 5 seconds of fence jumping.

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

It is pretty good

[@bubblesthebandit]

its just kinda funny to see how ridiculous it is

[@coll6914]

I'm watching it after the fact so I can skip through the really cringe parts... So much better

[@Peanut_taco_muffin]

As an introvert, I can safely say that I would rather be buried alive than be on this show

[@doctorcorgi3134]

It’s our worst nightmare come to life. And on national TV no less.

[@katharineball585]

I was thinking this lol

[@PhantomShot27]

I love the shade thrown on Jed by his own mom “And I know Jed’s just another guy” “But he’s not!” “O h, y e a h ?”

[@annalisanorman9013]

She kind of set him up by naming him “Jed” in the first place. Like, come on, at least give him a chance.

[@peskypigeonx]

@@annalisanorman9013 the baby kicks sounded like terrible music

[@spongy7426]

@@peskypigeonx I bet his mom drank a monster energy drink and then he asked her to go paintballing

[@Chachixo]

The mom and sister tried so hard not to do him any favors 😭

[@vexusmorpheus932]

Timestamp? Lol

[@jenniferkeatts7839]

"The way relationships work is through communication" *Hannah tries to talk* "No shut up, I meant I communicate and you listen"

[@blyndeaf8503]

Why does Luke’s face look like he’s constantly being offended?

[@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose]

Because in his sick mind that's probably what he thinks is happening every time the guys would call him out on his bullshit. :P

[@Gee-xb7rt]

@@DJtheBlack-RibbonedRose is he a malignant narcissist or does he just play one on tv? he does a pretty good job of it.

[@firepuppies4086]

@@Gee-xb7rt odds are its a character... I think. I hope... God i hope. Please just be a character.

[@Gee-xb7rt]

@@firepuppies4086 the only thing that makes me think he might be that way irl is Hannah B's mom tweeted something like you better stay away from my daughter. They don't give psych exams for these shows, as long as you aren't a convicted serial killer and they think you will make good tv drama you are in. Malignant narcissists are a constant, they only have one act, he would have showed up for casting like this and they might have thought it would be fun to have him on the show, the same way they thought it would be fun to have Sean Spicer on Dancing With The Stars, until he played his victim cards and pissed all their regular viewers, judges, dancers, etc. off. Its usually sociopaths calling the casting shots, they only see dollar signs, and they were successful in that we are still talking about him.

[@lucy9520]

he is

[@Shrimpyfellow]

Could you imagine: the KZbinr bachelorette/ bachelor show. Danny would make it to the final four and be like “ OH YEAH IM MARRIED!”

[@menhera758]

The ultimate joke.

[@zeebeereactions]

Add Kurtis Connor in there and you got two married idiots in the final four😂😂😂

[@sleepyone444yes7]

Hannah: *already has kicked Luke off show twice* you need to leave Luke: Relationships work though communication.

[@jenn1123]

Sleepyone444 Yes he reminded me of my ex who also refused to leave me alone after our relationship

[@ancientess4424]

He is LITERALLY the embodiment of the “cLiNgY pYsChO eX” stereotype that digs hair out the drain

[@h.r.9563]

When he says communication he means "when she listens to me"

[@jamescolm1133]

Sleepyone444 Yes Hannah: But... Luke: no no listen.

[@deyedrah]

"You don't get a diploma to be a musician." *Cries into my composition degree*

[@hm-td6gh]

😔✊

[@Jelloitsme]

😔✊

[@LL-tr5et]

😔✊

[@kianaafsharr]

😔✊

[@oboemoboe]

*Cries in professional oboe player while looking at framed Master's Degree diploma*

[@serenadams8588]

"This cute little golden doodle of a person" *AGREE*

[@jbba3076]

yes

[@andreamorals3808]

@@jbba3076 yasss

[@wow-ky9nc]

@@andreamorals3808 yassss

[@rachezzel]

@@wow-ky9nc yasssss

[@eggmon420]

7:54 just because I wanna go back and see him. He’s ADORABLE.

[@lizard3755]

What the producers did with Luke P. was definitely not okay, applause to Hannah for standing her ground even after they brought back that asshole

[@Karina-hm6ju]

"relationships are based on communication" Well guess what buddy, you're not in a relationship. You got dumped twice by the same person, that would be why she's not talking to you. HOW IS THIS SO HARD TO UNDERSTAND!!!

[@littelcreatchure506]

What makes it worse/better is that she CLEARLY COMMUNICATED to him that she did not want him anywhere near her and he didnt listen to her at all!! so basically he just thinks that a relationship is built on the woman listening to the man and never the other way around.

[@nevadanicholson4775]

Every time I tried to break up with my abusive ex before I finally actually got to do it this is one of the things he would say to me and it just is so manipulative and when Luke said it to Hannah I was like WOW. wow.

[@acomet2509]

“Relationships are based on communication” he says as he interrupts Hannah while she’s trying to shut him down for the third or fourth time

[@guytorie]

You really got Danny Gonzalez to guest-star in a thirty minute long special of just yourself venting about The Bachelorette, and I respect that a hell of a lot.

[@shannonbassett7521]

Yeah when I saw it was drew, I pressed f instantly.

[@orange-os7ob]

ha 667th like

[@guytorie]

@@orange-os7ob nice

[@acbox2273]

What are you talking about that’s Drew Gooden

[@burgerburger7975]

Who's Danny? Cause for some reason his last name rings a bell in my head. Like I've heard it before. But I don't remember where or when.... Heh...Maybe I just wasn't meant to remember.

[@Karina-hm6ju]

Luke: "how relationships work is through communication" Hannah: b*ch I broke up with you twice. We aren't in a relationship WHY IS A TV SHOW LITERALLY SUPPORTING PEOPLE WHO IGNORE CONSET AND CONROL AND STALK PEOPLE ????

[@zaspo_sapin7620]

Consent* :)))

[@ussinussinongawd516]

Control* :)))

[@frankensteinlives]

Also she communicated that she didn't want to be with him, so???

[@ManiacalBlueberry]

Cause its drama.

[@cookiesncream9158]

@@ManiacalBlueberry it’s borderline abuse is what it is

[@kaitastrophe935]

There was also the fact that Luke’s hometown date didn’t include his family but instead his church group which acted super cult like honestly. Remember feeling so creeped out

[@imayeti.4674]

Hannah: I got rid of luke Luke:well yes but actually no

[@enricovangelderen6464]

luke*

[@willyd._7926]

Looké

[@boozecruiser1776]

Loke*

[@Mal05407]

@@boozecruiser1776 *Loki

[@t6amygdala]

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

[@Azby64]

How to spot a liar: "I would never lie to you."

[@kayundae4411]

Or better yet “trust me -“ Anything after that is usually not a good sign.

[@alyc6014]

Basically "I would never (insert anything bad) to you" run it's a lie

[@fachi4110]

I am now GOING to tell someone "I will lie to you, just not about this."

[@sarahm.5000]

“This entire show is about crying on camera” -Jarvis Johnson 2019 Haha so true

[@metube-senpai8136]

Amen. XD

[@thenextheavyweightchamp]

Not funny cried

[@Ashton_Star]

5:32 Danny Gonzales jumpscare

[@boohooter23]

Luke P lives in the same town as I do, and literally, everyone avoids him. Gainesville is a town that welcomes diversity, and people who watched the season made sure to warn every single girl to watch out.

[@elygonzalez677]

Luke p lives in Gainesville too? Aight ima move

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

400th like. Btw watch out.

[@-WhoAsked]

Oh damn, I live in Gainesville too.

[@washerlover_]

Oof I dont live too far from there either.

[@chungleandthebims167]

Someone has corona in Gainesville

[@AGdollstudios09]

It’s kinda like scary that it takes four guys to get Luke P to leave. Hannah should have been able to make him leave only once.

[@goldenyolkshomestead2933]

YES, the show should get in trouble for condoning controlling behavior like that. It only supports domestic violence - because let's be real, his relationships probably all ended with domestic violence. Disgusting that the show used it for drama and views.

[@gdesiree29]

Yes it's scary. Men who cant take a No are dangerous

[@Maxaphorical]

I watched two 30 minute videos on the Bachelor this week, and was able to fake a 2 hour conversation on the show with two girls at a wedding just using quotes from Jarvis, having never actually seen the show.

[@jellybreath_]

We need more people like you in this world XD

[@2350CST]

Man, it’s almost like Jarvis is just really good at breaking things down to its fundamentals.

[@grumblefalls4618]

respect

[@kaitlinmagee9695]

I would love a plot twist where the bachelorette is disguised as a production assistant prepping these guys to meet a fake bachelorette, and she makes her determinations of them as the boys talk with producers what stupid thing they will do to get her attention.

[@renoloverxoxo]

Sloth girl was wife material fight me.

[@sneakysnake7695]

No no no you're right

[@Pokmasterman]

She seems like a strange woman i like that

[@renoloverxoxo]

@@Pokmasterman sense of humor is sexy af.

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

She should have been the bachelorette. Just not for this season

[@Cryo_the_Proto]

Why fight people who are right

[@fivebraincells]

i could watch jarvis talk about anything for hours straight

[@claytongriffith8323]

Ikr

[@conmanassassin]

Killer Duck not all Pyro is not one of them

[@trickytreyperfected1482]

I could watch him talk about anything for hours gay.

[@baldie6297]

I was thinking thanos and Darth Vader

[@dweebil]

Yess

[@mea2429]

the goldendoodle of a person is literally adorable and has done nothing wrong in his life

[@asiarodriguez9202]

i agree wholeheartedly

[@Mcyxof]

I don't watch Bachelor, but the goldendoodle of a person seemed really cute so I looked him up. The Bachelor series really didn't seem to like him despite calling him back. He seems really funny on his twitter. I hope he finds someone who treats him nicely if he was genuinely looking for love on that crappy show ^.^

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

“golden doodle of a person” tbh he was p adorable 🥺

[@100dounuts]

I love how he hates the show but you can tell he obviously knows a lot about it and secretly loves how ridiculous it is lmao

[@gabrielaharries8149]

My relationship with love island... It's so bad but so good lol

[@mj-yo7vt]

Literally me

[@pretelquetzal]

That's why most people love the show

[@imsophie]

that’s the majority of people who watch the show. it’s so dumb that it’s terrific.

[@emmawestervelt5163]

Danny Gonzales blends in so well with the other bachelors. Makes me wonder everything

[@tallulahmoon6943]

"she doesn't know yet that I still love her. But I'm coming. She can't stop me." *enter psycho yandere song*

[@uikmnhj4me]

Not being thrilled about the person you’re dating sleeping with other people is not controlling in and of itself, but the fact that he came on the bachelorette at all and then tried to change unknown part of the show that she signed on for and he knew that at the beginning, is what makes it surprising.

[@bigbearkat2010]

The more I think about it the more it seems like it was a power move on his part because when she shut him down for it, he immeddiately tried changing tactics. Dude said he would want to leave if she slept with any of the other guys but then refuses to leave when she told him what he didn't want to hear and then came back again the next day like he thought he was Lloyd Dobler so clearly that stuff he opened with was BS

[@random-2141]

@@bigbearkat2010 No, it's not. He came back on the show, and almost forced her to accept his proposal when she clearly expressed she didn't want him as her husband. I agree the whole idea of the show is toxic in itself, but when someone says they don't want to be with you, you must respect that. That's absolutely not a "power move". And he signed for that, he knew what he was getting into.

[@thaloblue]

And honestly that's not guaranteed. Just because that could happen doesn't mean that every bachelorette chooses to sleep with each remaining contestant who makes it to the suite. I've seen many women at least say that the suite isn't going to be an intimate opportunity, but more of a setting for an extended chat about the future. He took it to the extreme of "SHE WILL SEX EVERY MAN HERE AND I DONT LIKE THAT"

[@oliveranderson928]

I simultaneously feel bad for Hannah and think she's totally clueless.

[@AK-yc9xz]

Tbh I kind of feel bad for her BECAUSE she's totally clueless

[@saraha4972]

i was never like a huge fan of garrett but one of my favorite lines from the season is: luke p: *is angry at garrett* garrett: *is calm* luke p: *licks his lips* garett: “are you licking your lips because your *attracted* to me?”

[@louisepepino872]

I would love to like this because it's very funny, but it's at 69, so I will just say Nice

[@dragonfly3667]

*You’re.

[@lobzoy]

@@dragonfly3667 *UyOr'eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[@diji5071]

@@louisepepino872 You're welcome to like it now that it's at 194. Someone totally disrespected the 69.

[@myajanette]

LMAO I FORGOT ABOUT THAT😂😂

[@imma_lo5er494]

John: My name is John Paul Jones ,but my friends call me John Paul Jones, so you can call me John Paul Jones Hannah: ok yea definitely

[@caidalee1994]

Imagine being married to John Paul Jones and having to call your husband by his full name every time

[@CoLiCoVis]

NO NO NO YOU AINT GONNA DIS SLOTH GIRL. The whole thing was that guy was a virgin and it was a huge point of insecurity for him, so she shows up in a sloth costume with “I’m ok taking it slowwww” and she was BOOTED first night. He did NOT deserve such a wonderful soul.

[@yeetatron1163]

facts

[@emmad4308]

Sloth girl is best girl

[@lank5582]

Am I misunderstanding because it sounds like she was going all out to make fun of him and that is not okay... I would have booted her too. I think that's a very reasonable thing to do.

[@sersastark]

...she sex shamed him for being a virgin. She needed to get booted. That's not okay.

[@sersastark]

@@lank5582 same

[@katrooks4821]

“goldendoodle of a person” is my new favorite description

[@theburnfactory8599]

This season of the bachelorette was stolen from sloth girl. We have to demand justice for our sloth quaan.

[@shadowcattt]

#Justice4SlothQueen

[@bethel2784]

Yasss

[@matejcevnik7362]

Honestly id go for her

[@Ronep76]

Sloth girl was wearing Anthony Padilla's fursuit

[@Montaq_]

I absolutely love at the fourteen minute make when he tells the guy not to touch him and he says "Or what? What you gonna do?" and they all start to surround him and he looks so genuinely terrified. So much bark only to fold so fast and completely.

[@relmes8679]

Oh frick there’s a Drew Gooden cameo in this one!

[@cranberryjuice3469]

That is Danny

[@JustNopeX]

@@cranberryjuice3469 Same thing.😂

[@laney2n]

Deku name I dont know who danny is. I know that drew has 2 youtube channels that was drew

[@mimicoolll0]

i thought so 😭

[@hny_hannie]

@@cranberryjuice3469 r/wooosh

[@PnetMars]

This dude is like a mobile game ad that takes you to the appstore when you accidentally click on it

[@PanAndScanBuddy]

Luke P? Yes

[@LilKingler]

my god.. yes.

[@2goblinsinatrenchcoat]

I’m using this insult irl. I’ll pay you royalties, bless you 😂

[@me30000]

He’s like the kind of mobile ad that loops you through a shady website before taking you to the App Store page

[@poiien7816]

hes the kind of mobile game ad that has a fake x that takes you to the app store when you clicked it thinking it would close the ad

[@zaperbux]

John Paul Jones is basically a golden retriever and we must protect him at all cost

[@IncredibleMD]

Not gonna lie, from what little I saw of that girl's personality, a Golden Retriever in Human Form sounds like exactly the kinda guy she should marry. She already seems like the type to own multiple golden retrievers in dog form.

[@glorybelieve9010]

hxney bee -JPJ is an immature little boy who needs many more years too grownup before he will ever be ready for a serious relationship.

[@hurricanejay1777]

I don't know how to say this but he is a corgi and I can't explain why

[@nebulous7961]

“You don’t get a diploma for music” Me: *three music degrees and thousands of dollars in debt* “oh”

[@ShaeSandybanks]

Tbh not having one is probs why he hasn't gone anywhere. Like he lost followers on Spotify after this. Talk about not knowing how to market!

[@ssharkbait]

I feel like Luke P. is gonna end up on one of those obscure “Reality TV Stars who Committed Murder” lists. It’s surprisingly pretty long already...

[@jessicatgrowl7614]

Well now I have to go look that list up. And you’re right. He’ll definitely be murdering someone.

[@ShibuNub3305]

Well now I’m curious. I’ll edit this comment when I’m finished reading.

[@HauntedChipDoodles]

@@ShibuNub3305 good luck

[@contato424]

@@ShibuNub3305 “11 months ago” That is one long list

[@aetu35]

"There's Mike, a navy vet who's hilarious and good and far in a way the best person on the show DON'T @ ME." This is what I subscribed for. My man spitting fax

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Dang, I only spit typewriters (that was the worst joke I’ve ever made)

[@ninawth]

I sometimes forget how Americans call army veterans "vets", so I misinterpreted it as him looking after aquatic animals. I guess you can learn a language for years and still be an idiot :')

[@LL-tr5et]

@@ninawth it's really not just americans, and it's all up to context :p

[@emi-ne1kv]

@@ninawth nah dude english is my first language and i grew up in america and i thought that too 🗿

[@catherineb196]

Not only fax, but also BARS

[@tombuck]

“Hannah Alabama” is coming up next on Disney +

[@ines5383]

The fact that there's 2 hannah alabamas in this show is hilarious

[@kamilaortega3162]

why is no one talking about how jed has not gained any listeners in spotify or even STAYED THE SAME. HE DROPPED TO 1,498 LISTENERS MONTHLY AND ONLY HAS 2,429 FOLLOWERS

[@sarcasticnonsense]

Dwain “the Rock” Jarvis is now gunna haunt my nightmares... I can’t unsee it now 😂😂😂

[@jakeousthaoous5801]

Dwayne****

[@justrcd]

@@jakeousthaoous5801 nope, this is not Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, this is, in fact, the wish version: Dwain "The Rock" Jarvis.

[@sarcasticnonsense]

JustRCD exactly

[@sarcasticnonsense]

Real Epicliboi I spelt it wrong for a reason

[@Pathfinder-qp1he]

Time stamp?

[@lisemagic208]

“Relationships need to have communication” says the guy who won’t leave the girl alone after she explicitly stated “it’s over”

[@toothfairy10133]

"relationships need to have communication" there is no relationship

[@gingersnap6004]

The best bachelor couple is the Australian bachelor season where two of the girls who were eliminated got together. Update: I was wrong the cutest couple is the Vietnamese girls who got together and are still together to this day we stan LGBT queens and I thank you guys for showing me the light.

[@ollah4]

Uhhh that sounds interesting owo

[@sanjanaishas2096]

They broke up though

[@drd3athdeftying]

On the Taiwanese bachelor (I believe) 2 girls left the show to be together after one confessed her feelings to the other and are still very happy together :•)

[@tessietots7379]

@@drd3athdeftying aw that's really cute

[@bigtiredniece]

@@drd3athdeftying Vietnamese.

[@blakelyons4314]

My friend Matteo (we met at Georgia Tech btw, go Jackets!) was actually a contestant on Hannah's season of the bachelorette. He didn't last very long and barely got any screen time, his most memorable moments consist of when he ate bugs in a post-credits scene and him saying something nice in the "Men Tell All" episode (I think. I lost interest halfway through the season and stopped watching tbh). Anyways, he had some really interesting things to say about the whole production, it was cool hearing a little bit about what goes on behind the scenes from him. Apparently he wasn't allowed to talk about a lot of it though. And I got to meet ABCam because of him lol 😆 Great vid Jarvis, love hearing your take on stuff like this!!