Facts Verse is a Very Bad YouTube Channel

[@cabbagehead3893]

"The coolest thing about Bulbasaur is that he has travelled to Mario Smash Bros." This is the worst sentence.

[@soulsapper2559]

Luigi squish sisters

[@StormheartOfficial]

Part of me died when I heard that

[@thechubster3423]

super smash bros?

[@felixroux]

@@thechubster3423 The video said 'Mario Smash Bros.' His comment literally says 'This is the worst sentence'. Come on.

[@flubbedhydra8082]

@@thechubster3423 r/woooosh

[@dinosaurpolitician3663]

I love that narrator. I know he doesn’t write the scripts but the way he was reading about Pokémon reminds me so much of somebody’s dad trying to be cool

[@existenceisrelative]

Darren Marlar is his name, and he does a half decent paranormal themed podcast called Weird Darkness. It verges on the incoherent on a semi-regular basis too, but that's part of the charm.

[@lelandlabe5880]

You and your damn pokemans lol

[@arandomseal4793]

Simple Father well your farther from your birth and closer to your GRAVE

[@nebulablob113]

You know it’s some Pokémon kid’s parent when they pronounce caterpie like it’s spelled.

[@therun9449]

Excuse me, are you Aaron Burr, sir? Edit: Thanks for that lol

[@glumibear]

Are we sure facts verse isn’t just a big meme that’s been going on for years

[@yellothemello7152]

Lol

[@shaggiel3099]

Like your profile picture?

[@shaggiel3099]

Michael Jackson & Knuckles u mean urs?

[@shaggiel3099]

Michael Jackson & Knuckles ok boomer

[@yiohan9574]

@@shaggiel3099 damn Bro get roasted mom jokes are always the best get roasted

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

I like to think the voice actor just knows how dumb the scripts are.

[@yumikodazaiswaifu]

Ur right kiri, that's probably what's happening

[@macydunbar4506]

I’d hope so, it wouldn’t be manly if they didn’t

[@AirLight1646]

@@macydunbar4506 what does that even mean

[@yesnt4614]

fr i feel so bad for them also hi-

[@Nicolas-sd4yk]

Wait really? Huh, I didn’t know that. That’s cool :0

[@sealogic4552]

“Have you ever noticed USB drives embedded into walls and curbs?” No? What the fuck? I think I’m having a stroke.

[@ahuffandapuff]

You’re not alone. I just want you to know that.

[@aimmelee]

that's actually a thing, they were used (or still are idk) to storage some shady softwares such as spyware, ransomware etc. so yeah, a really bad idea to connect your device to these lol

[@Jchhocchiioc]

@@aimmelee yea I think that it’s common sense that you’ll get a trojan from those lol

[@G.A.C_Preserve]

@@Jchhocchiiocand then you will get trolljan after that

[@maverickREAL]

I've seen wall plugs coming out of walls and really seriously debated charging my phone in them (it doesn't work, for those similarly curious)

[@rafaelcervantes6201]

Five things you didn’t know about pants: 1 they were originally used as headwear 2 they are the source of all evil 3 they harbor souls 4 they are Red Sox fans 5 the FBI has hidden cameras in them to look at your crotch

[@Vixxy_v]

:0 ah yes now I shall use shorts

[@endmysuffering7903]

wow I didn't know the FBI was so thirsty

[@mixedexplosion3114]

And now, the weather

[@Nugcon]

The last one got me. Why am I laughing it isn't even that funny

[@agents1738]

Theres nothing to see in my pants since my lil buddy is so small

[@the_doorkno2237]

So... I’m confused In one video, if you see a usb in a wall, you can use it to charge your computer but in another video, they say that if you see a usb in the wall, you should call the police

[@Kakashkai]

Don't plug your computer in. It's a USB Killer or an instant virus.

[@blakethememe3840]

Charge your laptop, then call the police. Can't have anyone else taking up that extra power.

[@jackkhaidav9811]

Charge your computer while calling the police, duh

[@leov4404]

Your computer is dead, so you charge it with the usb and then you can Skype call the police

[@gregmcgregginton574]

Plug your computer first and then call the police.

[@TheAlphaTeamPlays]

Jarvis-Man: into the Facts-Verse

[@Bananacatboi]

😂

[@aquagem4066]

Yes

[@nyxs_time_alone]

omg I would pay to see this movie 😂

[@SonOfSaintDumas]

Ironman

[@phaeste]

@@SonOfSaintDumas it’s literally spider-man but k

[@ThemeParkCrazy]

Well done Jarvis. Facts Verse is a truly disgusting channel. They made a goofy Top 10 video about "youngest mothers" where they do not take the subject seriously at all.

[@Clay3613]

Wow, did not expect you guys here!

[@jacksonplaysgames4612]

Love all your videos

[@michaelwright1295]

Wait you are here too. Well I'll be damned

[@malewife6287]

Michael Wright well I’ll be daaaaamned- Hamilton’s on your side

[@ghostix.]

I watched that video and I thought they would have a more serious tone but nada,just the usual.

[@skylar4602]

If you’re a criminal, call the police immediately!

[@PieGrip]

A cannot call de police they are afta me What do a do

[@magead]

@@PieGrip call the army

[@exammole4545]

Dwi Susanta I heard that comment

[@PieGrip]

@@magead a cannot call the armee they ar aftah mee too Wat do ah do

[@doodledevore4374]

@@PieGrip Call Nasa

[@maloryna]

10 Illegal Things You Do Everyday: -#1. Hanging your shirt up by the loop

[@paro8215]

#2. Breathing.

[@billieelishstan2208]

#4: going to school without an id

[@lfctommy]

#5 Wearing airpods for less than 10 minutes

[@ultsppi9262]

#6 Going to the gym

[@emmylewolf293]

#7 commenting on videos

[@cheesyvin8078]

Everyone knows that the loop on the back of the shirt is for keeping your tiny katana in case you wanna role play.

[@ICeli1221]

exactly

[@poke-talia268]

the only valid use tbh

[@mollyallen2400]

:'D

[@naplockblubba5369]

Brings new meaning to "This is Katana, she's got my back"

[@LaoonCow]

“They are very angry and always watchful” “They have a normal happiness level,” **Confused screaming**

[@s_spiritstar]

“Their normal source of happiness comes from them being angry and always watchful” Yeah, sure.

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

THATS WHAT I SAID

[@stephaniethebatter7975]

I think they meant that the Victreebel has the same happiness stat when caught as other Pokemon.

[@AzharaSophie]

Angry, happy and confused? I think that describes most people

[@Slykie]

As a Pokémon fan, I found that part insulting.

[@itslorn4400]

If you find a loop on the back of your shirt RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

[@notbismarck4181]

AHHH NO MADER HOW FAST OR HOW LONG I RUN IT FOLLOWS ME!!!!!!

[@toastiost]

'Hello police, yes there is a loop on the back of my shirt... WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS NOT AN EMERGENCY?! NO YOU CALM DOWN!!............ frik they hug up'

[@itslorn4400]

@@toastiost 911: "Ma'am... 911 is for emergencies only... 🤨" CALLER: "DID YOU NOT HEAR ME??!! THERE'S A FREAKING LOOP ON THE INSIDE OF MY SHIRT!!!" 😧😧😧😱

[@trentonujig7453]

If you find air CALL THE POLICE

[@maxdidathing1716]

*G O N E S E X U A L!*

[@sheridannagley7257]

"The best part about Bulbasaur is that he traveled to Mario Smash Brothers and you can see him there." Who is getting paid to write this non sequitur garbage? No one at Facts Verse has ever picked up a copy of Pokemon OR Smash Bros.

[@spacebiker69420]

BULBASAUR ISN'T EVEN PLAYABLE IN SMASH- *wheeze*

[@chipskylark5500]

@@spacebiker69420 what? Since when? What about Pokemon trainer?

[@FairyLightMoons]

Facts verse didn’t even get the Pokémon right. It’s ivysaur in smash Not bulbasaur.

[@spacebiker69420]

@@chipskylark5500 He uses Ivysaur.

[@chipskylark5500]

@@spacebiker69420 I see.. thanks

[@sarahscott3906]

When Jarvis doesn’t realize that “tyre” is just how they spell “tire” in Britain.

[@sarahscott3906]

Leviathan maybe not, that’s just where I learned it from.

[@sneha1469]

Why is no one else talking about this...

[@stashapistachio]

Right? I was upset - TYRE IS VALID JARVIS. But the image writer can’t be a native English speaker, frequent nonsense

[@Thedamped]

I don't know about that word in particular, but general the rest of the world outside of America uses British spelling, including non-English speaking countries.

[@MK-ok6yp]

@@stashapistachio tyre isn't valid

[@KoopaCoop0]

The facts verse narrator sounds like he’s being held hostage and needs to read scripts to things he knows nothing about

[@PeriapsisStudios2000]

Because the broken English looks like poorly translated Russian, this could actually be a very real possibility.

[@AbsoluteGorbSupreme]

@@PeriapsisStudios2000 probably Eastern Europe

[@sampuffer8099]

10 scripts you do not know what they are

[@MetrixGD]

It sounds like they were using those bots that read what you type

[@TheWagonroast]

Maybe he’s doing that intentionally because it’s true :0

[@WebFloor]

if someone calls the police RUN AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!

[@claireborcherding2381]

then this turns in to an infinite loop

[@jacobp.2024]

@moi. akin lagent so he'll pay me 90 dollars for returning you?

[@ahmedmehri4618]

Lol😂😂😂

[@moskie6487]

Infine loop more lik onfinite list

[@mmmmm4932]

shit, i called the police now i have they have to call them again

[@yumm186]

Most people make a taco and put shredded lettuce on the top. T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

[@possums154]

I put the lettuce on the bottom of the taco. Works much better

[@crazynachos4230]

Most people breathe with their lungs T H I S I S A M I S T A K E

[@bunnybunnz]

*Y O U A R E A M I S T A K E*

[@possums154]

@@crazynachos4230 I breathe with my appendix

[@hellobye9178]

@Yumm Together, we can stop this.

[@H12457]

Lets all try to have a normal happiness level...

[@SpagettiSpeltWrong]

69 likes

[@qlutsy]

0 seconds ago

[@Oh_liv_ee_AY]

Good.

[@Hydrophobiqe]

@Lance fan13 Ok

[@jgray1831]

@@Oh_liv_ee_AY Good.

[@iluvchess14736]

"Bulbasaur is not a frog!" Bulbapedia: Bulbasaur is based on a frog. In particular, its build and ears resemble the Beelzebufo, a large prehistoric frog.

[@D_YellowMadness]

His mistake was trusting the English name.

[@jeremyheath9299]

@Leviathan oh...

[@jeremyheath9299]

@Leviathan I thought you did not know what is was. Sorry about that

[@iluvchess14736]

@@jeremyheath9299 It was probably a joke about how the topic is about Bulbasaur and the website just so happens to be named after it.

[@janNowa]

That's exactly what I thought lol

[@Carolina-mh1nn]

"you tie a tie. that's why it's called a tie" - Jarvis, 2018

[@nickynekoon7559]

You can also tie a noose but it's not called a tie... ~even if both are made for the neck~

[@Carolina-mh1nn]

yeah, but it still sounds funny and, anyway, a tie only can be tied...

[@nickynekoon7559]

@@Carolina-mh1nn hm... Congrads brave soldier, you've defeaten me...

[@dying_inside9827]

@@nickynekoon7559 Very true

[@Katragine]

@@Carolina-mh1nn if you're persistent enough, a tie can be eaten 👍

[@LaurenT3G]

Facts Verse... Bright Side... Troom Troom... 5-Minute Crafts... Long ago, the four channels lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when Troom Troom attacked.

[@wyldegi]

Lauren C. it all changed once 123 Go! came along.... * veitnam flashbacks *

[@squibble311]

Ans thats a story that actually happened

[@bruh-bf7tn]

But I believe, Jarvis Johnson can save the world

[@rme62]

So groom groom doesnt like the other 3?

[@bruh-bf7tn]

@@rme62 They are the fire nation of craft channels

[@saoirseoceallaigh3387]

FactsVerse: The victreebel is not quite as dangerous as the pitcher plant Victreebel: Can learn hyper beam, sunny day and solar beam, giga drain, giga impact, power whip, and leaf storm

[@arcticdino1650]

Is also big enough to swallow a human

[@AirLight1646]

To be fair, it doesn’t exist so it’s not as dangerous as the pitcher plant by default.

[@isprismreal]

Aahaha I laughed too hard at that

[@Weegeecloneguy]

sunny day and solar beam? oh no

[@kai_maceration]

Is the facts verse production team made up of various insects...? That would honestly be *way* more adorable than the disappointing reality of content farms.

[@DangerNoodleReads]

“On to a million I guess?” 1 year later *my time has come to pass*

[@AlbertFingernoodle959]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@DangerNoodleReads]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@iinixiaa]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@matthewsteps5688]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@colorsunknown9770]

Danger Noodle DANGER NOODLE

[@thegovenor6166]

If you find oxygen in the atmosphere, run and call the police!

[@jimoanscrumb]

O no

[@sillycatgaming1234]

The Govenor once I found oxygen in the atmosphere

[@johnnycage14]

Oh shit

[@RBatman5000]

@@sillycatgaming1234, did you call the police?

[@sillycatgaming1234]

RedAwesomeBatman 5000 yeh but THEY DIDNT EVEN CARE!!!!!!!!!!

[@carlyhamilton7167]

"If you want a Magikarp to evolve into something useful, you will have to catch thousands" ... when did that video come out again? Was Pokemon Go already a thing?

[@raulphilipgoco403]

Carly Hamilton call me an uncultured swine but how exactly do you evolve a level 10 Magikarp?

[@frostycarrot1803]

Raul Philip Goco you switch train it until level 20 when it evolves

[@raulphilipgoco403]

@Just A Dead Meme, Floating In The Cosmos aight, thanks man

[@airqx2808]

@@frostycarrot1803 level 21*

[@underscorekay]

That’s not even right in Pokémon go. You need less than 200 magikarps, since you get 3 candies per magikarp.

[@manologamerss5801]

15:08 Reddit says stupid lie, Buzzfeed turns it into an article, FactsVerse turns it into a video.

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

xd

[@HeadlessPizza37]

When he said “Billioin” I lost it

[@kirangeorge4459]

Lmao. 🤣😊

[@Jiyu_Starfam]

SAME

[@3starsburningbright]

ioi

[@Accel240]

Me too

[@doodledevore4374]

Lost what? Well, whatever you lost.. hope you find it.

[@khaotikrypt]

if you exist, call the police immediately!

[@AirLight1646]

Doge wow that’s what I’ve been doing wrong!

[@FuliCuddlesFangirl]

If you exist, dont worry your not alone

[@puppypie]

If you breathe, it’s already too late

[@rach101]

I did, they hung up. What do I do now?

[@khaotikrypt]

idk

[@gaysquirrel5486]

do you notice how in the pokemon video, factsverse just steals a bunch of art off of google 👌

[@cowboyanxiety]

ikr do they even credit the artists in the description?? like. ok facts verse. cool

[@colorbar.s]

Luckily we have the copyright email even though they definitely won't do anything lmao

[@TemmiePlays]

@@bootlegscarce0844 but if you don't upload using the creative commons attribution it's...🤔

[@ignoremelol2576]

Ikr

[@slideshowEmma]

As a fashion student I am enraged by that one dumbass video The loop is literally called a locker loop because you hang it in your locker. I’m exploding

[@Isabella-bq4ut]

The narrator sounds like the fitness gram pacer guy lol

[@horse_stan6007]

This brought back memories.

[@kerrybarneyiii1202]

Fitnessgram could absolutely hire that guy for his voice; that might make the pacer more interesting just because it would be funny

[@djroscurro9859]

*T H E F I T N E S S G R A M P A C E R T E S T-*

[@rain8412]

Aha! A lead! I’m still hunting that bastard for his crimes against humanity.

[@acek2016]

DJgamerX 11 *ptsd*

[@anonymous21yearsago88]

Nobody: Facts Verse: Plug your laptop into a USB drive embedded inside a wall!

[@lucid_kms]

Anonymous • 21 years ago Facts Verse : ThAt SeEmS lIkE sUcH a GrEaT wAy To AvOiD vIrUsEs!

[@mafic3351]

The 21 years ago caught my eye.

[@p1nkfreud]

Chris Lynch Apparently you don't know how to use a keyboard or a unicode table either. Typing =\= "Hacks"

[@mergieismoronic]

That's an amazing idea! I plugged my laptop into a usb stick imbedded into the wall and it installed Mario Smash Bros for free!!!

[@BartholomewMahershalalhashbaz]

I'm really stupid I actually thought he found a way to make it say 21 years ago

[@brett6816]

I'm sorry. I have no clue why "even the train is suspect" killed me

[@farateq]

ngl train sus

[@crimzy4375]

tRAiN sUs

[@laramohammed9642]

When the train is sus

[@thetruejohnny3409]

@@laramohammed9642 sussy!

[@lilalovesu3373]

@@laramohammed9642 like the imposter from amangus

[@diamondsx87]

Jarvis: "How did you misspell tires?" British people: THIS IS NOT OKIE DOKIE

[@quetzowood8287]

@@lorettadunne210 THEYRE STILL TYRES

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

british people: Tally ho pip pip and bernard's your uncle

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial americans: sorry im overweight and choking to death.

[@SieMiezekatze]

Isn't it Tires just in American English pretty sure is Tyres everywhere else

[@suttonavery8723]

As a long-time Pokemon fan, that video about, "Pokemon That Exist in Real Life" hurt me like lying on a bed of nails.

[@cinnacakeart]

I feel you pal

[@calicoCatkind]

I've layed on a bed of nails. It would hurt more to lay on one.

[@OneAndOnlyDanky]

Sutton Avery As a long time Smash fan, that "Mario Smash Brothers" scene hurt like a brick being smashed over my head

[@dapepo7407]

same 😔

[@Wormy2005]

Same

[@lifeasanobodytheworstanima2880]

Tyres is the British spelling of tires But I know Jarvis is trying his best Love your vids

[@t-shades7148]

I was going to comment this, but then I decided to make sure no one else had either

[@millie649]

As someone British, I just spell it tires

[@hollyhartwick3832]

True on both counts. Amusing videos and about the spelling of tyres. As a native Brit, I always get a bit put out when Americans say our spellings are wrong. Yeah... we only invented the English language. It’s in the name.

[@HerHollyness]

Ahem. Not just ‘British’ but ‘every other English-speaking country that is not America’.

[@oxfordcommaisthegreatest]

@@HerHollyness We spell it "tires" in Canada.

[@user-st6hf9lf6e]

*I'm below the average happiness level*

[@joekorbalsr5334]

I stoke it haha

[@joekorbalsr5334]

Stole

[@bluebean8543]

You need some Della Dollars! That's an inside joke that some people may understand. If anyone gets it, my user should give away who I am. I don't know when the joke was started, but it's used among the 6th graders in our school as of 2019.

[@28stonescones33]

@@bluebean8543 wh

[@bluebean8543]

@@28stonescones33 It's an inside joke at my school in my grade.

[@Vinegarrehottie]

"Pokemon in real life" That's a frog with a an onion on it's back.

[@kronosrogers1182]

I just got the best art idea anyone has ever had-

[@rickib7075]

And what is bulbasaur ? Lol

[@Vinegarrehottie]

@@rickib7075 congrats you just missed the joke

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

@@rickib7075 bulbasaur is joe

[@xunkempt]

@@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial 🤨

[@shawnconway6009]

Based on his reading, I'm imagining that these videos are scripted by someone who doesn't speak english as a first language and yet demands their scripts are read verbatim.

[@sensarmy]

ikr

[@BlakeHall1]

Like Troom Troom and 123 Go, but quite a bit worse.

[@npola3713]

Do you mean facts verse or Jarvis?

[@wokesloth]

Pokemon fans are dying inside at this very moment.

[@ozioni2553]

because Jarvis is wrong T-T

[@giran4914]

dude, I’m dying inside _at any moment._

[@Cronclers]

Is your profile pic a shiny?

[@Etlis]

BurntSun idk why but I’m laughing so hard

[@strawberrybunches]

Same

[@peanut_butter_wizard1213]

That mouse hole one was extremely dumb. The mouse hole was one of the darkest things in the painting, instant eye-catcher.

[@kirangeorge4459]

Lmaoo 🤣

[@Shahhetavi]

ikr!!

[@cosmosadorabilis7677]

I missed it.

[@Baconator96]

The idea that youtube plaques are made out of the compressed souls of the people that had subbed to that point is an absolute chef kiss from me.

[@fletcher4098]

Who else noticed that in the thumbnail the “bulb” on that fake frog is just a green onion.

[@vidols1718]

GetUrKidsVaxxed it’s supposed to be a Bulbasaur

[@fletcher4098]

Post Malone uhh yeah that was the point.... but it turned out bad

[@Anestheticcritera]

Yeah

[@limin4839]

GetUrKidsVaxxed omfg that’s a FUCKING GARLIC BULB I can’t believe you’ve done this

[@tanjesus420]

@@vidols1718 wooosh

[@epiczombieslayer4444]

If you call the police, Call the police immediately!

[@mostercat1375]

if you see a copied comment, run and call the police immediately!

[@margaretrodgers5076]

Makes sense

[@octolxly7796]

Don't steal meh potaties called a joke

[@samirag7515]

Joslyn Fox and Adore Delano Fan 4 your LIFE/LEGACY I liked your comment because of your name

[@crabsapple8173]

“The victreebel isn’t as dangerous as the real plant” *are you sure about that*

[@TheFuri0uswc]

I mean it's a 5 feet tall plant than can move around on it's own.

[@giran4914]

TheFuriouswc that can spit acid at will

[@haha-lj5sq]

victreebel literally secretes ACID

[@ouuugghhh...]

*Flashbacks to My Water Pokémon Dying*

[@suttonavery8723]

It can yeet razor-sharp leaves in your direction, is big enough for a child to fit into its maw, is filled with gastrointestinal acid, can move from place to place with ease, can splash toxins onto you and your Pokemon's faces, and, above all else, is widely distributed throughout many regions. Yeah, I'd give Victreebell a hug, but the REAL pitcher plant? *Burn It Into Cinders.*

[@MF-R]

Jarvis, I'm totally feeling your rage over that blatant ignorance towards Pokémon. It was painful and offensive.

[@officerspider7996]

If you have Teeth... *CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY*

[@SK1ES0]

GentlemanSpider 😂

[@officerspider7996]

TimAlmo Hey listen man it is scientifically known that Teeth cause Death!

[@peepeepoopoo2219]

*what if i don’t have teeth?*

[@officerspider7996]

Pee pee Poo poo then it’s too late

[@user-sw1qw9yi5e]

**calling 112**

[@stitches768]

10:27 For those that don't know, Baku are Yokai in Japanese mythology. Known to eat the dreams of other people and looking like a tapir which was thought to be a chimera type creature at that point in history, whenever that was. Hence Drowsee is based off of Baku.

[@zeallust8542]

I like how hes saying Pokemon that exist in real life, and instead of comparing it to Tapirs which exist, he compared it to a mythological creature. Good stuff. Whoever writes that channels scripts is on another planet

[@sarahfrench113]

That Pokémon video sounds like when I'm trying to finish an essay at 3am, the night before it's due. 😂

[@bazoinksitstheguy5852]

*MARIO SMASH BROTHERS*

[@Spike_Monster]

The normal happiness level killed me XD

[@attackmoose3344]

Did anyone else hear the "We have to go back Kate" as a reference to Lost. Or maybe its not IDK

[@AirLight1646]

Oh damn he liked your comment

[@yellobanana6456]

YOU HAVE BEEN NOTICED BY THE LEADER

[@VocalFox]

What time did he say that?? I missed it! Haha

[@Takimeko]

@@VocalFox It's when the souls of his first 100,000 subscribers are talking at the beginning.

[@Gualberto_Villaroel_Oficial]

bababooey

[@mellowfellow2434]

2:38 That's a USB dead drop. Plug your laptop in at your own risk. It's a way for the public to share files, _and viruses._

[@Nicord79]

And maybe a USB killer...

[@nesssssssaaah]

@@Nicord79 Imma get my engineering degree just for this

[@Uzumachii]

I actually learned it from The Bright Side lol

[@jackvonduck]

Or *porn*

[@mellowfellow2434]

*RedNovaPlayz* haha... _No._ I learnt it from the internet itself.

[@AngTheHunter]

When u plug your computer into a USB on the wall u get computer hacks not life hacks

[@stewyan7893]

Hahhahhahahha

[@mopbuckets4734]

Ang Uirus MY GOD!!

[@contentbot2.9]

Therapist: Jarvis, Chad Horse isn’t real, and he can’t hurt you. Chad Horse from the facts verse thumbnail:

[@---ng7ke]

Pls help he’s coming to get me. He’s going to attack me, he’s tracking me. Help.

[@nathankelly2218]

NEIGH

[@monolithsyndrome]

this is incredible because so many people know what you're talking about, it's great

[@ellacarbery1488]

That Pokémon video sounds like the how a video sounds when you’re falling asleep

[@stoopiosproductions3130]

Jarvis: into the facts-verse

[@onecrispyfrie1932]

Lol

[@mythicalmd4944]

Stoopio's Productions NO YOU DIDNT

[@justjade424]

HAHAAAAAAAA wow

[@momentosconmigo]

Stoopio's Productions Under rated comment

[@gunter3543]

If you fall asleep RUN AWAY AND CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY

[@margaretrodgers5076]

Lol

[@gunter3543]

um hi please stop reading this nie no no no don’t call the police NOW

[@yeminine348]

Are you sure you have energy? AP? Stamina?

[@roadrollarequiem8560]

how do you call the po po if you've fallen asleep?

[@vesperfromtheinternet5588]

thank u so much for not even showing the gross thumbnails, i seriously appreciate that a lot

[@0views679]

The usb sticking put of walls are computer glory holes filled

[@ikkuhishikawa7982]

Lol

[@eponymouselias]

epic bumble bee guy bad post op

[@LuxuriantPerception]

5:43 "Tyre" is a British colloquial way of spelling "tire" as to be distinct from other meanings of the word, much like check/cheque or story/storey.

[@vasileny.6374]

It's not colloquial at all, it's the standard spelling in British English.

[@kirin1230]

@@vasileny.6374 In basically every version of English except American.

[@hexakiro5623]

I mean they could be originally in Britain but I can’t find find any proof against or with your statement

[@fredisgay3660]

This is why I wish I lived in Canada or something bc spelling makes fucking sense

[@giran4914]

Cookie ‘MERICA HECK YEAAAAHHHHH

[@tsusmildrides4937]

Them: Victreebel is not as dangerous as the plant. Victreebel's pokedex entry: I would like to have a word.

[@alliedabish-gachaandmore3620]

A Simple Perspective it’s victreebel

[@shadowscribbles9078]

Yes, take your computer and walk to the nearest coffee shop. Then plug in that computer into a random USB that you found in the wall. This is TOTALLY not a dumb idea!

[@neerjatripathi2889]

The Pokemon descriptions sounded like me making my project at the last minute....

[@RebuUber]

ahaahaahahaa

[@mopbuckets4734]

Frenxy ahahahaaha.

[@weim1643]

Facts Verse: low production quality, bad facts Bright Side: high protection quality, bad facts, awful things 5-minute crafts: really bad crafts, stupidity Troom Troom: Narratives, voice over, bad life hacks

[@jasminetran8308]

weim1643 mix it all together and you got *KZbin*

[@lavashu1916]

weim1643 the only good ones are oversimplified and infographics show

[@gummy7152]

@@jasminetran8308 how?

[@sujadehlers8492]

#true

[@thegeneralist5279]

weim1643 The four horsechannels of the KZbin apocalypse.

[@kaywantsfood]

"Mario smash brothers" Me: *is now in p h y s i c a l pain*

[@mariobros2169]

Luigi: *confused screaming*

[@MaddyBlu9724]

They removed the loop on the back of their shirts when they started dating a girl exclusively? ... So if they ever broke up they would just have to replace all their shirts?

[@veronicat3932]

"tyre" is the UK spelling. "tire" is the spelling used primarily in Canada and US.

[@igorujazdowski6914]

It Isn't Like That For The UK xD

[@garin8529]

@@igorujazdowski6914 Yes it is

[@halfestevan1]

So like he said in the video, it was spelled wrong. Silly kid.

[@veronicat3932]

@@halfestevan1 all you gotta do to verify is google it. I'm not from the UK but that spelling is littered through out British literature. It is a common British English spelling, whether everyone in 2019 uses it or not.

[@veronicat3932]

@@igorujazdowski6914 all you gotta do to verify is google it. I'm not from the UK but that spelling is littered through out British literature. It is a common British English spelling, whether everyone in 2019 uses it or not.

[@thepeff]

"My name is Jarvis... No relation." Best. Greeting. Ever.

[@aromaladyellie]

Bulbasaur is supposed to be a frog according to the creators, so he was actually correct. It is called Fushigidane in Japanese, and makes no reference to what it is based on except the bulb on its back.

[@sugartea8929]

He might of meant that they were wrong in saying he was inspired by a frog which is an amphibian but saying bulbsaur is a reptile, since many people would assume a frog is a reptile.

[@aromaladyellie]

ArtDeku ArtDeku considering how many people think Bulbasaur is a dinosaur? I don’t think so. Bulbasaur being based on a frog isn’t that well known, even though it’s pretty obvious. You tell people and they go “no he’s a lizard. He’s called BulbaSAUR! He’s a dinosaur! All the grass starters are based on extinct animals!”

[@sugartea8929]

@@aromaladyellie I honestly thought he was a dinosaur as well, I just meant he was correcting them in a frog being an Amphibian not a reptile ^^, but that's a cool fact and the frog actually looks pretty cool.

[@TempestinBlue]

If you work in a restaurant, the loop on the back of a shirt is for your coworkers to prank you, by seeing how many spoons they can get into the loop and how long you’ll wear them around without noticing.

[@zachcreighton954]

“Tires” is actually spelled “tyres” in different places, JARVIS Edit:oke

[@epicgamer4090]

Jarvis is trying his best

[@Sunkgazelle]

British english speakers: Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[@HappyLarry.]

@@Sunkgazelle everyone speaks proper English besides the Americans. That's why everyone says aluminium except for the Americans.

[@voidofspaceandtime4684]

@@HappyLarry. but literally the original word was aluminum. Someone thought that aluminium sounded more proper.

[@HappyLarry.]

@@voidofspaceandtime4684 it was actually original named alumium, so why don't you use that hmm? If you're so focused on how it was originally spelt, you should use it that way. You know how long it was called aluminum? Less than 4 years. It was amended for the second time to aluminium because it made sense when considering other elements like helium, lithium, beryllium, magnesium, potassium, sodium, need I go on?

[@ali-jh7uh]

Why did you trap my soul in that box!? That's messed up!!!

[@ate-leftnocrums]

If you call the police, CALL THE POLICE IMMEDIATELY!!!

[@zyaicob]

KAZUMA-SAN!!!

[@mossytime349]

"Billioin" I'm still laughing

[@inafridge8573]

When he was a toddler, my younger cousin called Smash 64 "Mario Smash" because Mario is the focal point of the cartridge art

[@abramo7700]

10 ways to swear and not get caught in a christian minecraft server

[@randomnessamethyst8438]

Oh frickin' hecks, the FBI.

[@nickiannetta7675]

Killer hero brine today, crowned king of England

[@terenceofyou2007]

Door

[@itss_a_sinoclash-with-sino2291]

Wündenla

[@johnchristian6541]

The best life hack video

[@KcTries]

Ah yes. I hate it when I’m transferring files and my flash drive runs out of battery. Ps... I’ve got the bell on fam.

[@nootnootnootok]

“Ding”

[@supakusuta]

PaveHog Hero I’m dead

[@mopbuckets4734]

Kay Sea *ding.*

[@Vesryn215]

“How do you misspell tyres tho?” But they didn’t... I’m so confused

[@Vesryn215]

Leviathan lol yep that’s 1am for you

[@michaelgoldsmith6615]

In america, it's spelled 'tires' everywhere else, it's spelled 'tyres' Just some classic MURICAness

[@Sheel443]

@@michaelgoldsmith6615 MURICAN lmao America is wierd

[@asmrtpop2676]

@@michaelgoldsmith6615 canada spells it tire too. Canadian Tire.

[@greenbeans9033]

Wait it’s not spelt with an “i” everywhere??? Why wtf

[@ertyboi944]

Hearing “attack level” and “defense levels” makes me cringe edit: Holy hell thats a lot of likes and in only 4 months

[@MrHendrix17]

Did it make your happiness level low?

[@PidgeyHowler]

Don't worry, it makes Victreebel angry too, because its a well known fact that Victreebel is aware the BST exists.

[@prajwald36]

They could've removed 'levels' to actually make it true

[@skibur848]

Focus Ertyboi looking at your pfp makes me cringe

[@undeadhaiena5462]

Sounds like yugioh

[@RealCryptoTest]

'He doesn't write the scripts, don't blame him!' 5 second later 'Why does he keep saying back of the shirt?'

[@lil-oah6592]

@This Guy damn why you gonna roast him like that

[@user-jy3si3bd3l]

Me:look at this comment its so bad! 5 seconds later Me:oh, my bad its even worse because he does not know how to spell

[@Laittth]

He didn't write it

[@RealCryptoTest]

@@user-jy3si3bd3l Happy now, singular angry commenter?

[@RealCryptoTest]

And bear in mind, that the 2nd top comment is about a spelling mistake that went right.

[@Driver22845]

Im concerned about his Bugatti veyron pronunciations

[@brandonchan5387]

I'm worried about getting worried. Now I'm getting infinitely more worried by the second.

[@ryuzaki7.62]

Gel Vincent What About Yours 😂👌

[@penisman69420]

@Brandon Chan when you have no anxiety but having no anxiety gives you anxiety

[@minorex123]

I'm concerned that he didn't know that tyres is spelled differently in England.

[@clementj]

I'm more concerned that he thought 'tyres' is misspelt (and yes, this is how we spell this word too).

[@Saturnlock]

Literally the very next video in my recommended was a by factsverse, titled, "Remember Him This Is Why He's No Longer An Actor." Which, first of all, I don't, second of all, grammar and syntax.

[@user-wk1bf3ni1c]

2:31 how to kill/torture viruses from your USB

[@面白いね-s8f]

True

[@itsajoke2790]

BATTLEGROUND GAMER can't stop laughing

[@emi-ne1kv]

If you like Troom Troom, call the police immediately!

[@kittamitz]

#facts XD THE SAME ONE FROM FACTS VERSE

[@solarichan]

If you see TROOM TROOM, call a therapist IMMEDIATELY

[@Batmantherealbatman]

YOUR CLINICALLY INSANE!!!!

[@Enchilz]

My Version: If you like Troom Troom Then get a Therapist Immediately!

[@solarichan]

Basically lile mine, @@Enchilz ! 😂😂

[@TaranVH]

when you punch in, try to maintain eye trace. That is, keep the part of the image that the viewer is looking at... in the same spot. If you really want for that thing to be in the center of the screen, you can still maintain eye trace by using an animated zoom. Eased, of course.

[@jarvis]

Yeah I should really think about this more, though sometime I don’t maintain the trace on purpose

[@liamorm2436]

Damn it Taran!

[@nellelongfield9456]

Wat.

[@localcrackhead2904]

Taran stop watching KZbin at work

[@mwagoner]

Taren ! I'm a huge fan!!! Please respond! It would make my day!

[@zachhenry1718]

I'm here to say that I went to Tokyo because this video and the picture of the city was definitely not there. I asked my family and they all laughed.

[@actuallystuff]

*You have joined the game* *Facts Verse has joined the game* Facts Verse: You can download your house by putting your usb in a power outlet and you can also copy it wherever you want! *You have left the game*

[@betterert]

can you tell me how to get more ram?

[@hopegoat35]

Shove a sheep into your laptop to gain more ram

[@hopegoat35]

betterert ert Shove a sheep into your laptop to gain more ram

[@ThanatosDem]

Mispronouncing "Veyron" AND not realizing "tyres" is the British spelling of "tires"‽ Buddy, we gotta show you some episodes of Top Gear.

[@jakobpayne1]

Taylor Wrobel I’m literally English and have never seen someone spell tire tyre

[@garethwilliams2926]

Jakob Payne how is someone “not literally” English?! Also visit every tyre shop in the country and you’ll see how it’s spelt here.

[@armands3153]

I always spell tyre... tyre...

[@Jox9]

It actually is tyre goddamn

[@KingNedya]

There's a British spelling of tire...? I didn't know that. I just looked at it and immediately thought that it would be pronounced "tier". But I guess it's an actual word pronounced "tire" because it apparently is tire, just a different spelling of it. Huh.

[@TheGreekGeekMovieReviews]

The Pokemon video brought out a rage in me that I didn't know existed

[@brianli6562]

Really? It only onbliterated half of my brain cells due to them explaining that victreebel is less dangerous in pokemon than in real life in a video where they were supposed to be focusing on the *reallife* aspect

[@arytho2113]

Number -2 sunflora sunflora is based off of a fish called the koi

[@edwardallen9919]

Pokemon video was just like shitpost central I've seen it it was just dumb to a u had to try point.

[@hanak2798]

Top 10 RAGES you won't BELIEVE existed!!

[@lizpicachuanimations7446]

Btw the catching 100s of magicarp only applies to pokemon go, they are so stupid.

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

When they were talking about Victribell's high attack and low defense level, I think they meant his base stats. I'm not going to look at a chart to find out if they are right, but I get what they were going for

[@thatoneinternetguy9258]

They were kinda right, victreebel has 105 attack and 65 defense

[@howdoyoudo5949]

The narrator seems to be looking at completely different pictures.

[@radioman9900]

They pay a voice actor to read their stuff. Same with most life hack channels or that horrid infographic show

[@fractic4423]

Mr. Mundy whats so bad about the infographics show?

[@radioman9900]

@@fractic4423 Dragged out, badly sourced, ugly animation, the weirdest voice over ever

[@EveEvernight]

These vids are actually really funny to me, like the way you approach the roasting of these channels without actually hardcore roasting them is just so entertaining. I genuinely get a little excited each time one pops up and i wasnt expecting it.

[@incap1ble893]

lol

[@venomwolf8362]

These vida are trah he is making money by making fun of people who so actual work so he should put himself on there

[@whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096]

@@venomwolf8362 and plus this guy is way more entertaining than the channels he talks about!

[@whoputyouontheplaneteugh2096]

@@venomwolf8362 plus u need better English skills! u didn't even spell "trash" right!😂

[@rinaharmeet]

@@venomwolf8362 r/woooosh

[@Ink_Loki]

The talko is pretty bad “Ten Disney princesses redraws that will blow your mind” “Ten Disney princesses reimagined as carpets” Edit: I just found “Ten Disney princesses imagined as minions” can I die yet

[@liammontgomery13]

No your life is worth living “looks at video” ok you can

[@squinos3255]

Sorry but no

[@ikraam0853]

lol

[@leeillustrates5659]

*as carpets* *_as carpets_* *WHYYYYY*

[@matthewhuggins6180]

...

[@andrewollmann304]

10:20 I can kinda explain this one. A lotta pokémon are based on yōkai, supernatural beings in Japanese folklore. One such yōkai is the baku (BAH-koo, not bah-KOO). In turn, this yōkai was based on the tapirs of South America. The baku had a habit of eating people’s dreams, which is why “Dream Eater” is one of Drowzee’s attacks.

[@madeindame]

Thank you! I remember when facts verse was educational and really shared interesting facts, now it's just unoriginal content and stories.

[@umt6429]

Unfortunately KZbin algorithm is such that content creators will get penalised for gaps in between content so people who take thier time and maybe don't put out less but higher quality content don't get popular. When they saw they could make more money making worse content that's probably where the change happens. It's why we have so many vloggers. Regular content

[@mdjnuggett1098]

me to I remember those times

[@MonsterProblems]

When was it EVER educational

[@gailhay5867]

Avocado Sauce I just realized facts verse was made on my birthday

[@gailhay5867]

Oh nvm it was made in sept 17

[@Benr0415]

Shirt vs pen who will win You guessed it! It’s the shirt

Flip Flap I guessed pen but then okay

[@neobro234]

RandomMan _ pen could puncture the shirt short looses

[@doorbladder5735]

What? I thought the number 5 would win! This is rigged!

[@darceyfran8272]

you fools, the answer is my boyfriend is my dad

[@AZ-bc7wd]

The shirt can suffocate the pen.

[@p1nkfreud]

13:19 The narrator literally can't figure out how to read an analog clock. It's 2 minutes past 10, not 10 minutes before 10. I think that was the funniest thing to me, even more than "Victreebell has a 'normal happiness level'."

[@ADuckWithAYoutubeAccount]

As a huge Pokémon nerd that one video was painful to watch

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

Nobody: Facts Verse video titles: Why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food of out hot eat the food? 😱😤😳

[@splaychunk1495]

No, I can actually understand this

[@thecatapultdio4717]

I can understand this.

[@porkquad]

Uh... no, 23

[@BirbBoiYT]

What's a stroke

[@porkquad]

@@BirbBoiYT you asking for a real answer or are you just joking