These Fake Animated Stories Have To Be Stopped (My Story Animated)

[@DarknessViper99]

“Whimpering at my existence and wishing to escape” Damn shit got real in a minute

[@adriannavale5636]

Lol same.

[@Nathan-Croft]

It's the narrator from facts verse lol

[@iloveurgirl]

in a literal minute

[@DarknessViper99]

Dávid Holczer I can see why he feels this way now.

[@bojarckhoosemanschnarf5851]

Lololololol

[@ididabarrelroll]

"My dad cheated on her with a waitress..." *Shows picture of a maid*

[@carissalarocque4484]

Turd Ferguson maybe it’s a maid cafe

[@gavinsmith1933]

not just any maid.. the argonian one

[@asmrtpop2676]

diner outfits are the same kind of dress tbf

[@ididabarrelroll]

@@asmrtpop2676 Not really, unless you're talking about one of those gimmick cafes where the waitresses dress like maids. Google image search both. It looks WAY more like a maid outfit, plus the chick in the drawing is wearing a maid hat.

[@e2b265]

Actually Happened: What’s the difference?

[@combust__]

"I was born at a young age" _I'm 14 and that's _*_deep_*

[@ryan-ln2hx]

Two dead found man killed to death my mom is my mom

[@WalumbikeNkhata]

True floor gang 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽🔥🔥🔥

[@RemsHusband]

You were too?! No way!

[@charlieboiy]

Aged 6, I was born without a face.

[@WildTheFemboy]

@@RemsHusband Two*

[@fredbijl3709]

I like how he casually mentions he's the wealthiest man in his state but forgets to mention which state... almost as if he wouldn't want anyone to check if it's true

[@casie6609]

Ofc

[@ryanjp77]

he's the wealthiest man in the, you know, The State.

[@The_Real_Hikki]

No you see he's the most wealthiest man in The State™

[@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq]

I recognize the va so extra levels of fake lol

[@calowenby1654]

He’s the wealthiest man in, you know, Wiskansasaw.

[@spruce1101]

"My organs were almost stolen, but it was like whatevs. By the way, rats."

[@sci_pain3409]

*plague tale innocence*

[@TotallyStatue]

200 IQ rats, how do you think they filmed ratatouille

[@stickyandsweetie]

They need to re name that video to this above /\

[@stacia6678]

SomeRandomPokemon 42 It wasn’t filmed. It was made with CGI. They interviewed the rats and the humans in the movie in real life, and used that interview to create the movie.

[@anophenis2787]

@@stacia6678 please tell me you arent serious

[@durablewatermark]

"Everything was happy. Until my dad died." *Gunshot sound effect*

[@aisha5156]

Axolotl Does Things The room some how explodes.

[@CupcakeDruggie330]

Dude that fucking murdered me, I was not prepared Much like that girl's father

[@Mayorfoxia82]

my dad is ali-(gunshot)

[@plethaid6860]

He was playing Russian Roulette

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Hmm I wonder how he died?

[@pixelknight643]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skins, every morning I break my arms, every afternoon I break my legs, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attack put me to sleep"

[@Vessel767]

There's actually a thing similar to that in real life

[@WobblesandBean]

@@Vessel767 Yeah, it's called SpongeBob.

[@skibroskisfood3832]

@@WobblesandBean I instantly got the reference

[@ebrown4156]

Chocolate

[@twistedred3653]

Spongebob believed it

[@zahramarvi5922]

“Oh fiddle sticks you silly girl, you’ve foiled my kidney stealing plan.”

[@Maninawig]

Everytime I hear that, I get a hankering for Hickory Sticks.... (Fiddle sticks part)

[@calowenby1654]

He didn’t curse her out or anything!

[@alexchandler4213]

“Was I supposed to be their human mouse lab?”

[@Subauce]

These channels are like “I was born at a young age”

[@dearoldmold]

At age six, I was born without a face.

[@chickennuggets1990]

@@masterpig753 Omg so ur Queen Elizabeth? Were u born on december 69 or february 29 what do u even mean?!

[@loljustacomment2799]

Guys! This year I will have a birthday! Lucky me! This doesn't happen to many people!

[@ginichimaru001]

@@dearoldmold I have no face but I must be born at a young age

[@Technicalnotdino]

"I was born at an old child from a poor family"

[@jarvis]

i wanna be yeeted into a hole EDIT: promo code for the merch store is "CONSOL8ION" because the full word wouldn't fit

[@lilithangelxii]

lmao

[@fivebraincells]

its ok jarvis. we all wanna be yeeted into a hole at times

[@rosythatswhattheycallme...9361]

"eh?"

[@severeanxietyandagreatsens8313]

You are truly skilled

[@zrovro]

hahaha

[@LoganWH8]

The rat girl resigned herself to being homeless really easily. She didn’t even try to reach out to other family members, or friends, or her school, or the police, or anyone at all for help, just straight to the trash can bonfire and organ harvester.

[@vladyslavponomarchuk2692]

Sounds like Rimworld to me

[@cyber_runner]

@@vladyslavponomarchuk2692 😂😂😂

[@shinxabsolfurreteevee]

they all had their kidneys stolen, they have no use to her anymore

[@birthgravy]

That's Rat Queen to you buddy

[@theunnamedboog3197]

A while ago one of those channels wrote a story about homophobia.. From the perspective of the homophobic person and tried to portray them in a good way. It was gross

[@aki_rad8106]

Sry, but do you knwo the name, i want to get grossed out rn and im wondering how that woulde make sense ( im gay so im not homophobig or smt)

[@theunnamedboog3197]

@@aki_rad8106 cant recall, it was from years ago and got taken down due to backlash. There’s probably a reupload somewhere if you look hard enough though.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Was that the "I quickly became homophobic" one?

[@aki_rad8106]

@@theunnamedboog3197 ok its okay, i find it someday maybe haha

[@timohummel9996]

I think it's called "I was bullied for my opinion"

[@Artem-te1xn]

Animated stories be like: I was a car until I was 14 and my soul managed to escape, so I became a human

[@half5669]

relatable

[@lucy-jb]

299 + 1 = 437 Quick mafs

[@alejandrolopez1083]

ThAt MaKEs SEnsE

[@giraffe503]

aw man I hate it when that happens

[@kamerad_marzuki3631]

Cars 4: Become Human

[@Ihavethreeaxolotls]

The girl who got “pregnant” from swimming in a pool clearly has never seen Glee

[@phylidia]

lol

[@SkyLene]

that’s what i thought...

[@rachezzel]

EXACTLY

[@harmonizing8627]

Or the umbrella academy

[@Pavlinka279]

Lmao

[@oHians]

"at the bar, i'd see drunk people everyday" *Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes*

[@russiaball7447]

*...together we can stop this*

[@kaiwut]

*...help spread the word*

[@kelpymelt4208]

*...Thank you for your kind attention*

[@chonkycat841]

Hello, my name is Jamal

[@johnbarn886]

Good joke but the actual meme is Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes

[@user-rm4xo8xn9t]

"You would have to be bitten by a tiny German Physicist" GIVE HIM A GRAMMY

[@Maninawig]

I think a Pulitzer would be more accurate.

[@oats8854]

i don't get it pls explain

[@Maninawig]

@@oats8854 the quote refers to how "bitten by xxxx" is a classic hero origin story (like Spiderman), and the German Physicist would be Albert Einstein. Put together and you get insane genius as a superpower. A Grammy is an award for musical achievements, though in this case, I think it was used to say "that was the best comment I have heard"

[@wanderer9815]

No one: Fake stories in KZbin: I have a crazy wife that only eats babies.

[@mikajudiekatze8081]

All these 12 year olds are like: Wow thats deep.

[@Septimus_ii]

Mother, not wife. All these stories are definitely written by children, not weird adults. Definitely

[@rectangularprism1884]

Relatable

[@cecytv819]

normal commenter hey I read that creepy pasta

[@biliminsrlar5752]

Well,eggs are unborn chicken babies so...

[@burnpygmalion39]

the “i caught a one in a billion disease” guy’s voice is the main voiceover person for bright side edit: apparently he also does voiceover for facts verse

[@electra_]

oh so thats how they got so many subscribers

[@amarecotton7224]

Sounds like the facts verse guy to me

[@PinkBookNerd]

Amare Cotton I was just going to say that. I think it is him

[@sadzy4848]

Was gonna post this as well so true

[@gurtison6883]

More like facts verse. Also the disease was working as a slave for brightside

[@patrickrandolph132]

Girl: Claims to be ultra sheltered Christian Also Girl: Makes Elaborate and intricate pop culture references

[@FowlerAskew]

Well you know, when sheltered kids go off to college they just go crazy and learn things like "Hulk" and "yeet"

[@tiaan7183]

@@FowlerAskew As you do

[@jaymixo607]

Also girl, again : I kissed him, I [growl] kissed him

[@aliveslice]

This entire story is a tweet/reddit post about how "I thought I got pregnant from [air or something] because of Catholic school (lack of) sex ed" (or some of sort) stretched out as hard as possible

[@levo_9]

Damn Velma and Sauske both in the same world not the crossover we wanted but the one we needed

[@rectangularprism1884]

“I can convince anyone anything “ I don’t believe his story tho

[@bums009]

@Reina the OP Snail God I mean they probably have beef gelatin in them so that could technically be accurate...? Also I had twizzlers once (hard to find in my country) and was kinda shocked how much they tasted of literally nothing, so I'm not judging your friend too harshly tbh lol

[@Abandoned1472]

oh God, your profile picture

[@dangernoodle9961]

@@bums009 nope, they're actually vegan

[@rectangularprism1884]

Sugar Coat not my photo shop

[@amaryllisputrik.2521]

'i can convince anyone' Yeah right.

[@alphabluu]

These channels be like: *”It all started when my parents failed to show up to my own birth”*

[@haezrachiharmony5463]

Back in Gimelschtumpf, in the days of my youth...

[@michaelishere6822]

Underated comment

[@cocowatercat4970]

At least that was a good backstory.

[@strawberrybliss3349]

dont do doofenshmirtz dirty like that smh

[@iwftsoohh617]

“...like the scent of fresh lemon,” you see.

[@danielorizabal4794]

"At the bar, I'd see drunk people everyday." *mmm yes the floor is made out of floor*

[@yayeet8492]

The drunks are made of drunks

[@ibexing6383]

Daniel Orizabal nice, alcohol does the work

[@arkangels751]

EPIC

[@alejandrolopez1083]

Hmmmm.. yesss, the beer is made out of beer

[@boi9082]

Aye man you know water is wet?

[@naveenparamasivan2124]

As someone with the one in billioin disease, I can confirm that it does indeed give us the ability to remove our eyeballs and send them to find people.

[@HattaAttayaRizqullah]

How does that feel

[@macoy3943]

“You can’t get pregnant in a pool, right?” *poseidon intensifies*

[@Hugealligator254]

Your right, why did they say that

[@macoy3943]

Victor Camargo That’s was completely different, it was a hot tub

[@backpug1228]

But I don't want to birth a frickin horse D: Please not

[@KJ-ud9uf]

Baron Zemo Returns This is way too accurate

[@gabif3037]

Victor Camargo ikr Quinn and Finn

[@Audrey-nf8er]

*my parents failed to show up to my birth.* *My dad made me stand as a garden gnome.* *My only friend is a balloon.* *I fight with a platypus everyday who foiled my plan to take over the tri-state area.* *I am sexually attracted to self destruct buttons.*

[@pieseldatches]

*A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*

[@mekosalmander547]

Phineas and Ferb

[@vtp6903]

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incoporated!~

[@sarennawood1332]

It’s true I was the balloon

[@dayna7133]

Omg

[@thelions1758]

"I got pregnant from being pregnant" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@emely5405]

and yet, the wall is made out of wall

[@wendtealitt1258]

Ah yes, and the door is made out of door

[@letsdotheforkinthegarbaged8292]

The pregnant here is made out of pregnant

[@menicman7044]

I died of death

[@SmokyVirus1486]

Mhhh yes the couch is made out of couch I was sitting on a couch hike I was writing this sp a couch is all I could think of

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

"everybody can make their life better if they really try" Poverty cycle: *laughs in inescapable*

[@admin-ji2pu]

Its the circle of life

[@薇vern]

“Bitten by a tiny German physicist” You just made me laugh my ass off. I just imagined a tiny Albert Einstein nibbling on some dude’s arm. Fun.

[@Acquaintance6336]

i like to imagine it as toes instead of an arm

[@chickenboi2305]

Same dude, same

[@ZygardeHM]

Nein!

[@stickyandsweetie]

🤣that was my favourite bit too!

[@vanjasenjanin1797]

ULM ULM ULM WORLD CONQUESZ

[@lovelylove6522]

The “pretty person” one , just sounds like someone recreating mean girls...

[@asmrtpop2676]

they even base one of the scenes on a mean girls scene with the same plastics

[@kevinboros7427]

Oh no, I am so pretty!This is truly a big problem and injustice!How could it be, that I am the one who has to carry this burden?!Damn my genetics and my parents, for giving me such a big misfortune!

[@aliveslice]

@@kevinboros7427 fear not, girl cursed with remarkable beauty, for your curse is also a gift! Your sex appeal is a power you can use on men, who will give you everything for your looks, at all times, without expecting anything in return, no complications. Just surround yourself with men to fight off hordes of jealous women on your way to your well-earned success.

[@tripaces_]

mental Ah but alas. This is a curse in today's society. Some men do not know boundaries or the meaning of no. These men will target pretty girls as they want the best 'experience'. Be aware of this fact oh so pretty girl.

[@aliveslice]

@@tripaces_ truly being pretty comes with great hardship. Being ugly, on the other hand, is extremely easy! Also, only evil people are ugly. Sometimes nerds, who are friends with our pretty main characters.

[@Qaptyl]

"I was born pregnant" "My parents like snorting lean" "I got my iguana pregnant" "My dog and cat got me pregnant with f**king twins" "I was born without a heart"

[@AnnaHeey]

There was an actual baby born "pregnant". Basically she absorbed her twin sibling (happens sometimes) but the twin sibling was stuck in the belly of the baby, so they had to perform a C-section on the baby to get the twin out. The twin sibling didn't have a heart or brain though. It's a very rare occurrence

[@IfIHadMyTimeAgain]

Don’t forget the best one, “I was born with a face, but it wasn’t how I expected

[@NyizGobi]

Always watchin' o_o o

[@Qaptyl]

Wtf 125 likes cool

[@cremapastelera00]

my leg purple

[@bishielurfer]

All this time later and I'm still so upset that the one about Felicia refers to her 12-year-old self as a "cute little snack." That's so gross.

[@Quaila]

All around these animations just seem to be exploiting youthful curiosity about unknown details of sexual stuff and providing dangerous and counterproductive examples of how to engage with it, very creepy!

[@emilyrasputin]

I'm glad someone else said this, and it also looks like a drawing of the women from Baywatch??? It doesn't look like a 12 year old, although I guess technically it's possible 🤔

[@guyanomaly]

@@Quaila hit the nail on the head! 11/12-year-old me would’ve totally watched these out of curiosity had they existed at the time. it’s so gross and irresponsible of the creators.

[@theodorzdravevski9202]

1969: I bet there will be flying cars in 50 years 2019: My story animated: How I bred a crocodile and horse to get a wheeled animal

[@chohaseul]

nice

[@xone_mi]

@@Spuuder nice

[@saoirsekelley4941]

@@Spuuder nice

[@SAM_ARTHUR_CL0VVNDOLL]

@Spuuder nice

[@amundolsenjohme7782]

@Spuuder nice

[@sophieschroer42]

"I was born in the middle of a forgotten spot in the Caribbean, by providence impoverished in the squalor. I grew up to be a hero and a scholar. There's a million things I haven't done, but just you wait"

[@aerb3938]

JUST YOU WAAAAIIIT!

[@SynthwaveJade]

ALEXANDER HAMILTON!

[@xexpaguette]

Some people say he wrote the other 51!!!

[@vegeta6169]

@Ankita Bhagawati it's the feeling of freedom, of seeing the light, It's Ben Franklin with a key and a kite! You see it right?

[@pl1mbo]

WHAT'S YOUR NAME MAN!!!

[@rptem8469]

"I was kidnapped and now they were planning to steal my Kidney!" me: hehe kidneypped

[@dontworryaboutnol]

Rotemtrot hahahaha you genius

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

Rotemtrot I’M DYING

[@VaporwaveVixen]

Burn down this comment plz

[@candeeartist8590]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry

[@aispat1633]

Candee Artist same

[@lhumyaki]

"Everybody can make their life better if they really try," says the girl whose life became better only because she got lucky enough to meet a kind guy who was able to offer her a good, stable job opportunity that used her skills and interests

[@Snarl_Marx]

"Suddenly, I could easily fake tragic accidents to get out of honoring my commitments and convince myself that it's because I'm special." Yeah, this is literally just alcoholism.

[@Ris_xanny]

if it works it works

[@Maninawig]

That is all forms of entitlements.

[@alexanderthebold]

If the ends met the means.

[@molotera8789]

Ive seen better stories written by elementary school children and one of them was a single paragraph about Naruto fighting Ben 10

[@medium.kahuna]

That sounds dope

[@neetwithajob]

post the link

[@EE-lu8ed]

I want to read that please

[@CouchCat101]

Well that sound unique

[@helenaww]

epic

[@lolkillermoon]

Story booth: real stories Other channels: My mom didn’t feed my cat so my shoe became hitler

[@pee209]

LOLKILLERMAN123 lol

[@wriggleby]

Omg same

[@isaiahjoseph7352]

@Lucas Zhu *pregnant with our unborn child*

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

LOLKILLERMAN123 lol

[@o_o5210]

The seven yo: OMG OMG ThATS SO CRAZY AND DEFINITELY TRUE

[@hgdrrfgrg]

I was born when I was 1 year old. Then, my crush kissed me. When I turned 93838 years old, I was diagnosed with bullshititis. Then, I started a youtube channel. Called my story animated.

[@sharkwiththeirononhiship]

I don't think it's hyegenic to write a message in a highschool bathroom wall with your lipstick...

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Yeah, enjoy your lip fungus, Tiffany.

[@pissfrog]

It honestly takes a whole stick to write messages like that anyway. If it isnt used up then it's gonna be all crunched up and barely usable

[@jello5520]

IM DRIVING 12 HOURS TODAY EYFEYFIRUGRUFRUFRYF YAYAUAYCDHBJJ

[@snorIaxatives]

@@jello5520 ok

[@jello5520]

@@snorIaxatives ok:(

[@suckit1335]

Nobody: These animations channels: *I was born pregnant with my future husband, which caused my dog to leave my mom, so she became a communist*

[@Frunkqwrt]

Lol this has to be the best one

[@FormulaFanboy]

Who am I? Jackie Chan.

[@nada4328]

This is probably the best comment on this video.

[@randonn_nes2181]

And then tried to kill me

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Formula Fanboy And my future husband is Oprah Winfrey

[@table568]

“I got pregnant at a pool” *first scene of umbrella academy plays*

[@senorroachman6783]

Finally, I have found this comment. I was waiting for someone to say this.

[@bdquest9999]

What

[@senorroachman6783]

@@bdquest9999 I was hoping that someone would see that connection, too, so I just waited, and finally, someone did.

[@bdquest9999]

What connection

[@senorroachman6783]

@@bdquest9999 I'm guessing you haven't watched umbrella academy. The beginning scene is where a lady suddenly gets pregnant in a pool and gives birth. The story about how the girl got pregnant in the pool sounds similar to the scene, so that's what the joke is about.

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

19:40 You can sign a paper to say you don’t want your child to partake in sex-Ed. Maybe it was just for me but I definitely remember that paper.

[@yeetuslefetus1443]

"To turn into einstein, I presume you have to be bitten by a small German physicist." -Jarvis Johnson 2019

[@newta5208]

Dang it the german physicist who bit me was tall :(

[@Riyakaur.x]

@@newta5208 😂😂😂

[@mayaroseakennasferu5814]

I snorted so hard at this lmao.

[@lejasword]

Wasn't Einstein from Switzerland?🤔🤔

[@susactivities_]

@@lejasword he was from ulm

[@mrslonge7996]

No one: Fake animated stories: “This is the story of how I died.”

[@meppy1]

Tangled

[@MagicalGirlFia]

I just made some up: “I’m allergic to all foods except bananas” “I used a dishrag to get 10 million dollars” “Doorknobs turn me on” “My fridge gained sentience and became an Instagram celebrity!” “My mom is my cat and it’s ruining my life!” “My crush died because I am addicted to buying stuffed animals” “I found out I’m an animated character! I’m trapped in an endless loop! Put me out of my misery,I’m begging you!” “I got pregnant by sleeping in a loft bed!” “My moms boyfriend is my sisters ex boyfriends grandfather who is also a DVD player”

[@alishaw2454]

May I add the following: "My grandmother is a PS4" "I went to the doctor and realized I've been a dinosaur my whole life" "My best friend is a talking bed and it ruined my relationship with my boyfriend" "I went to sleep and woke up as a television set" "I got my pilot's license and now live on Mars" "I cook my breakfast on the sun and now I'm allergic to food cooked on other fires" "I went to the bathroom and found a secret passage to the Bermuda Triangle" "I hit my head on my Wii and I'm stuck in the MarioKart universe"

[@danhurl1349]

It’s scary that these all sound real

[@whatthefl0ck]

Don't give them ideas!

[@FoxIord]

I guarantee the doorknobs one is a real thing. I'm not going to look it up because I'm all out of eyeball bleach, and quarantine won't let me go get more, but I would put money on that being an actual thing.

[@weezerplease9049]

@@FoxIord it fr is

[@geekgirl_luv4262]

10:31 that’s literally not how college works. If you had an emergency the professor will probably give you extra time to get your assignments in, but they won’t just give you credit for assignments you didn’t do. Also lying to your professor about an emergency doesn’t require a superhuman level of genius that one could only attain through drinking an abandoned bottle of mystery liquid; students lie to professors all the time.

[@ansel569]

these stories are written the same way "kidnapped by one direction" fanfics are written

[@Max_The_Flower]

I was kidnapped by One Direction during the purge, then something unexpected happened......

[@userKleos]

True

[@smalllghost]

Omfg why's that so true tho-

[@tobyjack1238]

@@Max_The_Flower “What? Hug? But in Nial Horan! Most wanted criminal everywhere! Especially in the US and UK. 400 minders!”

[@davestriderlovemail4305]

im a rat owner, and i would like to make this VERY CLEAR. if you want a rat get one from a breeder or a pet shop. (wild) rats can survive perfectly fine on their own. don't try to raise wild rats, please.

[@asmrtpop2676]

do not ever get them from pet shops. pet shops shouldn’t be selling animals as pets. also before checking for breeders look for rats that need a home; adopt. please.

[@gemstonepheonix9522]

@@asmrtpop2676 where are you going to find rats that need a home if not a breeder or shop

[@fANYA_KOPlan]

@@gemstonepheonix9522 I know several groups of people (here in Russia) who help rats and there are a lot of things that can happen. Rats were left in cages near the trash cans, needed homes after being used for behaviour science studies or after being used in a making of a movie, there were rats from some "eco-center" for kids that closed because of the pandemic. People can be really irresponsible. There were abandoned rats with tumors, tumors being bigger than those rats themselves =( There once was an animal hoarder who got rats of different sex and let them multiply without giving the new rats away and when her neighbours finally made the authorities make something about that, there were about 700 rats in her appartment. There could be more if she had money for more food for them, but she hadn't, so they started to eat their young. And volunteers didn't let the rats be killed, they rushed to catch them so they could be given new homes. There also was one time then someone just released a lot of fancy rats at the park and they were hiding under a pile of branches and such, so people had to pick that pile apart to catch them. They do, however, sometimes help wild rats, but usually it's either little baby rats whom they raise as domesticated ones or, in rare occasions, if someone picks up a heavily injured rat that couldn't survive on its own. I mean, yeah, the last one sounds pretty strange, considering how many wild rats must be killed by other animals, but recently there was a rat that got mauled by a dog and was hiding under a car for two days, so the people who saw that were impressed by her will to live and called help for her. She lost both her hind legs, but after her stitches healed up she can move pretty quickly and now found a home as a pet rat (of course, her owners know that she is a wild rat and handle her accordingly).

[@gemstonepheonix9522]

@@fANYA_KOPlan ok

[@cartkart1]

I wasn’t planning on it but okay

[@samsasimmer]

“you don’t need permission” *.5 seconds later* “you don’t have our permission”

[@michaelai1453]

I wanna like but it's at 69 likes. Sorry

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

I like how they are so insecure that they can't stand negativity.

[@lavendert2905]

What I absolutely hate about these channels, is that they are exploiting people’s trauma for views. That’s like actually evil Edit: also just pure lies

[@cy3504]

So we just gon ignore the ABSOLUTE BARS Jarvis was spitting?

[@my3braincells154]

IKR i was looking in the comments if anyone was talking about that #STANJARVIS2021

[@yngzi3]

OMG YES

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

i made a comment about it and just looked for more peeps talkin abt it

[@lapsiluco]

19:04

[@N0B1tches]

PLEASE YES I LOSE IT EVERY TIME LMAO

[@bryce7757]

Animated story’s be like: I met Jesus then he asked me to get him some McDonald’s.

[@fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107]

Lmao

[@icantswim3123]

Meme Chanel *stories

[@yungjavi4998]

its more like: the time i was born in normal hospital with usual procedures

[@Kriosaivak]

And then I stole his kidneys.

[@Nyanwither]

Relatable

[@effeffiagonalick5078]

American Idol contestant: I was born, just like any other child. Judges: TToTT

[@hcooney327]

These stories would hit hard on talent show judges ngl

[@ohno7432]

I'm so used to seeing "ToT" instead of "TToTT" that my brain immediately thought "👁👁👄👁👁" and "👀👄👀"

[@kayagorzan]

indeed

[@Chujoi0]

Oh No , your username checks out

[@tib__]

11:43 Can you guess who my wife is now? Soap

[@ehodges11]

I’m homeless and I don’t have food but I saved up for a computer so I could write a story

[@dAn19-j418]

How do you have internet tho

[@Wurminator]

@@dAn19-j418 woooosh

[@barneygaming1078]

@@Wurminator I swear people act stupid to get wooooshed

[@citrinestone6884]

@@dAn19-j418 its not hard to get free WiFi. The library or your local Starbucks are a few examples 😂

[@y0h4n24]

@@dAn19-j418 r/wooosh

[@alexander6998]

These stories be like: “I was at the homeless shelter the other day and saw a lot of people without homes”

[@brokagefn]

ayeee you listen to Quadeca right?

[@Spamixity]

ExCreeper I was talking to the man sitting on my left shoulder.

[@blackoutgaming6394]

It was really inspiring, so I decided to give away all of my assets and decided to become homeless

[@wanstey9600]

@@brokagefn let's goo I love Quadeca so much

[@LV-mo6xs]

Ayeeeeeeee gang gang gang gang

[@lachlanbatson1415]

These stories are like Dr Doofensmirtz’s backstories

[@datnoobbee8576]

@@ardi9661 amen

[@teenagemutantksiturtle6333]

Amen

[@notusingthisacc.9329]

Ameeeeeen

[@dj146]

Love em or hate em, these stories would have gone to the news if true

[@blackoutgaming6394]

At least his make sense and are funny

[@ReallyRusted]

9:02 it's 100% a bottle of piss

[@stopmotionstupidity2440]

My mom ate my friend, so I had to team up with a blanket to defeat her, but my dad slapped my phone, so now I am pregnant. ACUALY HAPPENED

[@mayoslovakia2330]

🤣

[@randallthescandall7029]

Scp 939 no that’s jaystation

[@aisha5156]

Randall The Scandall Wait didn’t he fake his girlfriend’s death or am I wrong?

[@randallthescandall7029]

ᗪEEᖇ Ḁͦi̥ͦs̥ͦh̥ͦḁͦ yeah he did

[@aisha5156]

Randall The Scandall Everyday we stray further from God’s light.

[@sunflower_hobi]

“i got impregnated by my dog and i gave birth to my new brother which caused my friends to kiss trees”

[@pasiaangelo6442]

*visible confusion*

[@arealisticbeautystandard8920]

@@pasiaangelo6442 what do you mean it makes perfect sense.

[@goodness9400]

Yeah

[@Zuion_Art]

@@arealisticbeautystandard8920 yup

[@luigi1867]

a cat impreganted me and then i decided to e...

[@az4535]

Nobody: These channels: I had my virginity taken by my toilet! Turns out it was my hamster all along!

[@funfaxwithyaboi6483]

Arno Zela Himself I don’t know if that’s actually a title or just a joke

[@WobblesandBean]

"and I wanted to be yitted into a hole with the biddy statu jaysis"

[@inkerstales2336]

And I gave birth to twins.

[@unkn0wni]

Lemmi... Winski?

[@lucy9520]

my half hamster children got stolen by scientists and now i’m on the run from the police!

[@adjoint_functor]

0:32 "Welcome back to the bad times. Things are bad, but on the bright side, they're not good." Posted December 2019 Oh, you sweet summer child...

[@avilovewell7091]

Nobody: These animations channels: "I'm 12 years old and turning into a car!"

[@toaoaost]

X Æ A-12 Musk : wait its just me?

[@splaychunk1495]

My mom loves my cream and she’s actually James Charles

[@eiwaransichsein]

Morty?

[@youhavenotfoundthefunny8026]

That’s pretty young for someone to turn into a car

[@tessfabled4115]

TURBOTEEN~

[@Le_Silly_]

No one: Fake animated stories: I dated the hot girl In my class but I’m homeschooled

[@zoemacsmusic]

*Alabama has entered the chat*

[@NB-pv2hg]

@@zoemacsmusic and then I ate a dog

[@prestonang8216]

Not Nathaniel B *China has entered the chat*

[@Irenelovesnoodle]

🤠

[@NB-pv2hg]

@@prestonang8216 *oh yes its getting better*

[@zetjet9901]

“I would assume you would have to be bitten by a tiny German physicist”

[@marthebutterflypenguin4911]

kinky

[@cbboone]

hard

[@lorx9425]

Werealbert

[@cymes82]

@@lorx9425 Then I gave up my superhero career , changed my name to Weird Al and started creating parodies of popular song.

[@afilthybarnyardanimal7742]

If you could see the mental image I have youd be scared in the best way.

[@3e003]

9:20 it’s piss, it’s fucking piss

[@midnight._.9]

So is no one going to talk about how they spelled assignment “assissgnments” at 10:32?

[@miriamsheppard6162]

omg that was the highlight for me too

[@koolkittykat04]

I just noticed this, too!

[@WilltheWise3406]

I had the same comment a few months ago :(

[@_murdocsleftpinkietoe]

He said it like he didn’t know what it actually said, and it took a minute to read the script. That was the funniest part.

[@Isabel-ge1ou]

The Fandalorian honestly he was drunk on floor wine!

[@barrysteakfriessimp_real]

i came up with some of my own. "my parents kicked me out for being too pretty." "books made me pregnant." "i didnt drink water for a month. now im a genius." "i got pregnant from breast milk." "i got pregnant from a lobster." (whoever knows that gets a cookie) "i got crushed by a steamroller. heres how i saved the world." "i got pregnant from being pregnant." "i was raised by cats, and now im a genius." "pregant."

[@Sam-fq5hc]

“I got pregnant from being pregnant.” People die when they are killed

[@ascendedcat260]

"i got crushed by a steamroller. heres how i saved the world." yare yare daze...

[@LofiedLife]

I stopped the largest italy mafia association and took over it

[@coolskeleton9552]

Nice jojo reference

[@user-oj7np2ej1z]

@@Sam-fq5hc the floor is made of floor

[@DogBone-yh9es]

“I got pregnant from being pregnant” *every sixty seconds, a minute passes in Africa*

[@hyrexxhfr4999]

LMAO 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xxengineermain6.9youtube82]

In America Water is made of hydrogen and oxygen

[@iruincartoons7977]

Wow Georg e Nice job! Now ask daddy pig to be out daddy for the night... 😏

[@starsmiler247]

When i was younger i saw two thumbnails for videos, one was "dont look in the mirror in lucid dreams" and the other was the same one as this thumbnail. Both of these scared the shit out of me and to this day i still wont go swimming or look in mirrors past a certain time at night. Honestly thumbnails have fucked up my life just from some stupid thoughts i had as a kid

[@RobynReanimates]

Y'know he didn't have to specify richest person in his state. That makes this even more easy to debunk. Not even that this would require debunking but like...seriously, fact checking just became super simple

[@IONZ-]

These channels be like: “I got pregnant from looking at someone but I’m a boy”

[@gqcbutworse]

**looks at mom during birth**

[@cynosimp1191]

@@gqcbutworse lmao

[@user-vd5im2mx5g]

WowItsDoggo woh there hold up lemme see

[@IONZ-]

Ȼгค๒๒ץ what u mean

[@ADunleavy]

The Pregnant in a Pool Story is unfortunately and strangely real. Here is a link for an article worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-16-girls-found-pregnant-after-teenager-ejaculates-in-pool/

[@ryanlikesyou5746]

Just pointing out, The guy voicing " I got a 1 in a billion disease, and i became a genius", is the same voice for almost every bright side video. Its goddamn insane how they can get away w/ these

[@conmanassassin]

Ryan Likes I also love the fact that he works in a bar at the age of 19 but the legal drinking age in the USA is 21 so I don’t think he can get hired you’d think they’d at least make that realistic

[@evan_ramlie99]

@@conmanassassin The only logical reasoning from this is that he's probably not American but knowing these channels, logic is probably thrown out the window lol

[@anappleade]

@@conmanassassin The voice may be American but that doesn't mean the story was based off one

[@evan_ramlie99]

he sounds like the Facts Verse guy

[@quirkyblackenby]

Conmanassassin T you can be a bartender at 18 actually. It’s weird but true

[@MegaLpso]

the most hilarious thing in this video, is how his voice sounds like he is trying to hold in laughter from how terrible the Billy Eilish title name is. "I am Billy Eilish....and im a bad guy"

[@s-aintmanson7099]

That whole title made me CRINGE! I think J did a little bit too. I swore I noticed him flinch a little bit as he read that title. Either he was holding back lafter, or crying. Such a terrible spin on a great but over played tune. Puns suck. I've never liked them....Can't relate.

[@nicolep.6516]

My god I laughed so hard at that part, the title was just so ridiculous lmao

[@k.c4419]

Blook *Billie. Sorry ik im annoying

[@tudor1615]

Girl: I grew up very christian, no Harry Potter, no pokemon Also Girl: makes ten thousand pop culture refrences

[@cthulhu6713]

Because in these videos consistancy doesn't exist.

[@TianoAnnunziata]

Being Christian means you can’t understand pop culture... never knew that thanks

[@tudor1615]

@@TianoAnnunziata Lmao that wasn't the point. The vid said she wasn't allowed to consume pop culture ( also im christian)

[@whaleofathyme]

And when people lie, they often have to remember that lie so whatever story they're telling makes sense and sounds believable.

[@adlerisabella7085]

The “I’m gonna drink poison bc it’ll make girls like me” guy’s arms distracted me the entire time... why are they facing outwards?

[@antifaweeb6707]

Wasnt the guy who voiced him the guy from factsverse?

[@doodledevore4374]

@@dgarrard100 of course! Man, why didn't I think of that.. I guess that's a side effect.

[@diamondbeater8121]

The guy drank piss and how you can tell is it looks like a liquor bottle and it is piss colored specifically when you drink something that's not water

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@@antifaweeb6707 IKR. It is identical.

[@doodledevore4374]

@Cloud10 Its most likely the same narrator, or voice program.

[@aidanpedersen]

That drink is a laced bottle of moonshine that this guy somehow managed to turn into a placebo. This guy got blackout drunk and had a drug fueled trip on the bar floor where he imagined a fantastical disease as he was slowly dying from kidney failure

[@crustypaws]

These stories be like: I got a wife, so I married her.

[@sourhill2292]

Bruh

[@galactic7458]

But then the cutting board was under the onions so I had to disown her and now the world knows my middle name

[@Aasenzeng]

That is until she died

[@fableindigo]

Little did I know she had CHEATED on me with a watermelon and only married me for my money

[@elizabethdawson2642]

I got a pet rock. As a result of this I now have a pet rock

[@michaelasteele77]

"was i supposed to be their human mouse lab?" the best google translate for lab rat

[@SpringTag]

Ah yes give me the human mouse lab

[@manmoth3686]

“human mouse lab” WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HUMAN LAB RAT i’m gonna burst into tears

[@ellab6737]

No one needs our permission to make videos about us! *Unless you have a remotely negative opinion of us*

[@josephbarker1143]

All opinions are valid Unless they are against me in any way

[@ErinLastNameRedacted]

I just saw one on my recommended list called “I Married a Tree: Part 2.” Haven’t even seen part 1, but I’m sure it’s awesome.

[@simplyanobserver]

OLTLYRFan how was it

[@omniscientgoat]

Even I saw that

[@sasdagreat8052]

The top activists of #TeamTrees really are going all out, aren't they...

[@ilovepiracy7034]

“I was born like any other child”

[@jazzymouse3006]

Like out of an egg?

[@ilovepiracy7034]

Jazzy Doggo yeah I was born from an egg

[@sourhill2292]

Still waiting boys!

[@ayalenglander9647]

@Crystal Ash that kidney won't last long

[@aTristicionAXA]

*BUT*

[@Thats-Not-Helpful]

"Just because he'd bought me a McDonald's meal, didnt mean that I now owed him my kidney in return." *truer words have never been spoken* Edit: *Was I supposed to be their human mouse lab?*

[@Gremlor]

@O deal

[@OatsandPorridge]

Gimme ur kidneys

[@mikeconrad1183]

I will get you a pizza 🍕

[@derpadothebird2106]

@O hey rn I'm low on food. The offer still stand

[@ellayvonn]

Derpado The Bird 😂😂 your funny

[@ariautumn_tea6865]

Next time on actually happened: My friendship with my ex was a terrible daughter, now my mom is lesbian.

[@jameswarf6456]

"I would assume you got bitten by a tiny german physicist." Jarvis, 2019

[@Tink00]

I almost cried at that one and I don't know why

[@thehillisalive]

It's 3am and I just burst out cackling at this line

[@confucius5051]

Share my Story: I have an perfect idea “I got my Dad pregnant because he Didn’t want a sprite cranberry”

[@TheOnlyTaxPayer]

but the answer is clear

[@Hawk4466]

It’s the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!

[@praviksingh2056]

O K

[@MeganAllen1738]

Now that's one for the grandkids

[@nunuhermansyah7562]

AtomicArt ay, ay

[@Phlebas]

"I was a normal teenager who ate normal food like a normal human being...." [Long rambly story] "... and then my parents exploded. The end."

[@sciblastofficial9833]

Phlebas **Video title:** MY FARTZ WERE USED BY ISISIS!!! (not click bait)

[@Tortle4444]

Lol, I'm a christian and was raised one but my older brothers played pokemon all the time and my family read Harry Potter together and it's one of our favorite series. It's always funny to see what stereotypes end up in videos like the facts verse ones

[@Maninawig]

Some families are more stringent... Or should I say crazy people tend to use religion to be even crazier.

[@godless7571]

It's not a stereotype. There are lot's of christians like that or close to being like that.

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

@@godless7571 There are many? In my old church there was no one like that.

[@godless7571]

@@mycatisasupermodel4932 There are literal book burnings that are held by Christians and they burn books like Harry Potter. They are evangelicals. I'm sorry it seemed like I was saying that most are like that or that christians are bad. People like that are the minority but are a very loud minority. Sorry if I came off as rude.

[@lady_apocalypse178]

@@godless7571 Those extremes tbh. My grandpa is already on the rather strick side for a christian and even he isnt that bad.

[@GerardBarakat-Official]

DUDE, the narrator of the "1 in 1 billion disease" video is the Facts Verse narrator

[@luiser370]

Bro i thought i was the only one who noticed ikr

[@Jattel_2006]

So that is why it is so familiar

[@lorelei816]

My life is ruined-

[@laneebug9011]

@@lorelei816 why? The guy is payed to do voices.

[@coin0657]

@@laneebug9011 r/woosh

[@ultramodernpinkponygirl]

Nobody: "True" animated KZbin stories: I Ate Frosted Flakes and Got Possessed by Tony the Tiger.

[@THEPELADOMASTER]

Add a "(3AM challenge)" and it sounds like the title of a jaystation video

[@certifiedcoffeebean]

LMFAO true

[@MrQuinnzard]

And I became a fuwwy! **uwus**

[@xeinrr]

@@MrQuinnzard no

[@aisha5156]

Nicolette Middleton Love the profile picture.

[@lilmao4482]

“After successfully *obtaining Sophie* “ That wasn’t a script mistake. That man grabbed Sophie and thrust her up like a damn Master Sword.

[@lilmao4482]

(Ik I’m OP) Also, I’d like to point out the last story is literally almost the entire plot line of Plauge Tale:Innocence

[@instntpot]

aaa

[@Mike-wb3oc]

Ah yes *Sophie* , my favorite weapon from dark souls.

[@innocentpopsicle6797]

You have to wait 10 minutes for Sophie to restore her power

[@b.est.jarovoja]

as someone with pet rats i can confirm we can control them to attack people we hate

[@sourhill2292]

Girl: AHHHHHHHH!!! Boy: what is it? Girl: THERES A TINY GERMAN PHYSICIST IN THE BATHROOM!!! Boy: just get some paper and a cup and let it out The tiny german physicist: Nyeh!

[@holycrusaderknight2.040]

That's highly offencive to me.

[@c0smo709]

@@holycrusaderknight2.040 ok cool

[@itzyaboi4297]

@@holycrusaderknight2.040 "fatman"? Are you insulting me?

[@laneytbh]

Didn't know Papyrus was a physicist, but he can do what he wants to...

[@geckoszn]

fatman 420 that’s fantastic man

[@melisslaying7178]

Nobody: Animation channels: "My Mom Ate My Goldfish When I Was A Baby So I Killed Her But Turns Out She's A Vampire Who's Too Pretty So She Stole My Pet Dinosaur But It Turns Out She Wasn't My Mom After All, My Mom Was Really A Cat Who Lived In The Target By My House Who Loves Onion Rings And Was In The Mafia"

[@hudbinlonzo3728]

Lol

[@camillelomax9537]

LMAO

[@tjonsmith6365]

Bruh my oxygen machine stopped while i read this, hospital wifi is very cool lmfao

[@saimashupti469]

That's an amazing story . Just people these days don't appreciate a really good story 😅😅😅

[@omorienthusiast3524]

the ultimate alpha speech

[@Mike-wb3oc]

Nobody: My Story Animated: My rich father adopted a blonde boy who killed my dog, kissed my girl and turned into a vampire by wearing a stone mask and a random Italian man taught me martial arts but with lights.

[@Mike-wb3oc]

@@gamerkins yeah bro,they should totally make this into an anime.

[@anilina8695]

Jaja 😂

[@ultimatekunochi6577]

Maybe his grandson will do a share my story!

[@llewelynshingler2173]

Too preposterous. Utterly Bizarre

[@caracalcontinuum3118]

"My aunt stepped in dog poo so my grandma dropped the nukes on Japan."

[@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk]

This literally happened to my buddy Eric once.

[@ButterflyScarlet]

That story about the girl being bullied for being pretty deadass just gave me war flashbacks to literally every Wattpad romance story ever. Homegirl can join the club with every other person in the Not Like Other Girls club