These Fake Animated Stories Have To Be Stopped (My Story Animated)

I have said several times before that these fake animated story channels are getting worse and worse, but now i am asking politely for them to stop. fingers crossed, but i'm optimistic.
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[@wanderer9815]

No one: Fake stories in KZbin: I have a crazy wife that only eats babies.

[@mikajudiekatze8081]

All these 12 year olds are like: Wow thats deep.

[@Septimus_ii]

Mother, not wife. All these stories are definitely written by children, not weird adults. Definitely

[@rectangularprism1884]

Relatable

[@cecytv819]

normal commenter hey I read that creepy pasta

[@biliminsrlar5752]

Well,eggs are unborn chicken babies so...

[@burnpygmalion39]

the “i caught a one in a billion disease” guy’s voice is the main voiceover person for bright side edit: apparently he also does voiceover for facts verse

[@electra_]

oh so thats how they got so many subscribers

[@amarecotton7224]

Sounds like the facts verse guy to me

[@PinkBookNerd]

Amare Cotton I was just going to say that. I think it is him

[@sadzy4848]

Was gonna post this as well so true

[@gurtison6883]

More like facts verse. Also the disease was working as a slave for brightside

[@fredbijl3709]

I like how he casually mentions he's the wealthiest man in his state but forgets to mention which state... almost as if he wouldn't want anyone to check if it's true

[@casie6609]

Ofc

[@ryanjp77]

he's the wealthiest man in the, you know, The State.

[@The_Real_Hikki]

No you see he's the most wealthiest man in The State™

[@Nothingtoseehere-eo7zq]

I recognize the va so extra levels of fake lol

[@calowenby1654]

He’s the wealthiest man in, you know, Wiskansasaw.

[@theunnamedboog3197]

A while ago one of those channels wrote a story about homophobia.. From the perspective of the homophobic person and tried to portray them in a good way. It was gross

[@aki_rad8106]

Sry, but do you knwo the name, i want to get grossed out rn and im wondering how that woulde make sense ( im gay so im not homophobig or smt)

[@theunnamedboog3197]

@@aki_rad8106 cant recall, it was from years ago and got taken down due to backlash. There’s probably a reupload somewhere if you look hard enough though.

[@ashikjaman1940]

Was that the "I quickly became homophobic" one?

[@aki_rad8106]

@@theunnamedboog3197 ok its okay, i find it someday maybe haha

[@timohummel9996]

I think it's called "I was bullied for my opinion"

[@theodorzdravevski9202]

1969: I bet there will be flying cars in 50 years 2019: My story animated: How I bred a crocodile and horse to get a wheeled animal

[@chohaseul]

nice

[@multi_arm]

@@Spuuder nice

[@saoirsekelley4941]

@@Spuuder nice

[@SAM_ARTHUR_CL0VVNDOLL]

@Spuuder nice

[@amundolsenjohme7782]

@Spuuder nice

[@DarknessViper99]

“Whimpering at my existence and wishing to escape” Damn shit got real in a minute

[@adriannavale5636]

Lol same.

[@Nathan-Croft]

It's the narrator from facts verse lol

[@iloveurgirl]

in a literal minute

[@DarknessViper99]

Dávid Holczer I can see why he feels this way now.

[@Tsukiru]

A quote for the ages

[@zahramarvi5922]

“Oh fiddle sticks you silly girl, you’ve foiled my kidney stealing plan.”

[@Maninawig]

Everytime I hear that, I get a hankering for Hickory Sticks.... (Fiddle sticks part)

[@calowenby1654]

He didn’t curse her out or anything!

[@alexchandler4213]

“Was I supposed to be their human mouse lab?”

[@user-rm4xo8xn9t]

"You would have to be bitten by a tiny German Physicist" GIVE HIM A GRAMMY

[@Maninawig]

I think a Pulitzer would be more accurate.

[@oats8854]

i don't get it pls explain

[@Maninawig]

@@oats8854 the quote refers to how "bitten by xxxx" is a classic hero origin story (like Spiderman), and the German Physicist would be Albert Einstein. Put together and you get insane genius as a superpower. A Grammy is an award for musical achievements, though in this case, I think it was used to say "that was the best comment I have heard"

[@izzcakes]

saying “I got pregnant from swimming in a pool with my friends” seems like a very sketchy excuse to tell your mom

[@HarriWasHere]

MUM I SWEAR I WAS JUST SWIMMING IM TELLING THE TRUTH

[@thatcooldudeisawesome876]

And it is impossible!

[@Kiwiqwp]

@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 it's probably possible but there's probably like a 1/10000000000000000000 chance of getting pregnant in a pool

[@mcboi7674]

@@HarriWasHere NARANCIA!

[@kingtreedede7303]

kiwi :3 how

[@Artem-te1xn]

Animated stories be like: I was a car until I was 14 and my soul managed to escape, so I became a human

[@half5669]

relatable

[@lucy-jb]

299 + 1 = 437 Quick mafs

[@alejandrolopez1083]

ThAt MaKEs SEnsE

[@giraffe503]

aw man I hate it when that happens

[@kamerad_marzuki3631]

Cars 4: Become Human

[@levo_2503]

Damn Velma and Sauske both in the same world not the crossover we wanted but the one we needed

[@austinhobbesandjustin]

"everybody can make their life better if they really try" Poverty cycle: *laughs in inescapable*

[@ididabarrelroll]

"My dad cheated on her with a waitress..." *Shows picture of a maid*

[@carissalarocque4484]

Turd Ferguson maybe it’s a maid cafe

[@gavinsmith1933]

not just any maid.. the argonian one

[@asmrtpop2676]

diner outfits are the same kind of dress tbf

[@ididabarrelroll]

@@asmrtpop2676 Not really, unless you're talking about one of those gimmick cafes where the waitresses dress like maids. Google image search both. It looks WAY more like a maid outfit, plus the chick in the drawing is wearing a maid hat.

[@e2b265]

Actually Happened: What’s the difference?

[@macoy3943]

“You can’t get pregnant in a pool, right?” *poseidon intensifies*

[@borger298]

Your right, why did they say that

[@macoy3943]

Victor Camargo That’s was completely different, it was a hot tub

[@backpug1228]

But I don't want to birth a frickin horse D: Please not

[@KJ-ud9uf]

Baron Zemo Returns This is way too accurate

[@gabif3037]

Victor Camargo ikr Quinn and Finn

[@randomfanatic3178]

I made some parody titles: a cat gave birth to me i got pregnant from a couch im allergic to hair my crush broke up with me because i jumped out a window and didnt die i lived in a wall im allergic to breathing my parents kicked me out for knowing how to preform CPR

[@cartkart1]

My parents are rats

[@EMOJlZ]

It’s her crush aka not her boyfriend so just some random guy/friend broke up with someone he wasn’t in a relationship with

[@noellehayes9538]

Yes just...just yes

[@camillelomax9537]

I made up one I found out I was born in 1800s and I was born by Oprah Winfrey, and my step mom was pam Beasley and I found out my dad was Siri

[@aidanwoodward3975]

@@cartkart1 how about: my parents are ants

[@naveenparamasivan2124]

As someone with the one in billioin disease, I can confirm that it does indeed give us the ability to remove our eyeballs and send them to find people.

[@rptem8469]

"I was kidnapped and now they were planning to steal my Kidney!" me: hehe kidneypped

[@dontworryaboutnol]

Rotemtrot hahahaha you genius

[@CANNED_POSSUMS]

Rotemtrot I’M DYING

[@VaporwaveVixen]

Burn down this comment plz

[@candeeartist8590]

I don't know whether I should laugh or cry

[@aispat1633]

Candee Artist same

[@bishielurfer]

All this time later and I'm still so upset that the one about Felicia refers to her 12-year-old self as a "cute little snack." That's so gross.

[@Quaila]

All around these animations just seem to be exploiting youthful curiosity about unknown details of sexual stuff and providing dangerous and counterproductive examples of how to engage with it, very creepy!

[@emilyrasputin]

I'm glad someone else said this, and it also looks like a drawing of the women from Baywatch??? It doesn't look like a 12 year old, although I guess technically it's possible 🤔

[@banditnosey]

@@Quaila hit the nail on the head! 11/12-year-old me would’ve totally watched these out of curiosity had they existed at the time. it’s so gross and irresponsible of the creators.

[@hgdrrfgrg]

I was born when I was 1 year old. Then, my crush kissed me. When I turned 93838 years old, I was diagnosed with bullshititis. Then, I started a youtube channel. Called my story animated.

[@patrickrandolph132]

Girl: Claims to be ultra sheltered Christian Also Girl: Makes Elaborate and intricate pop culture references

[@FowlerAskew]

Well you know, when sheltered kids go off to college they just go crazy and learn things like "Hulk" and "yeet"

[@tiaan7183]

@@FowlerAskew As you do

[@cookiedough8071]

@@tiaan7183 XD

[@jaymixo607]

Also girl, again : I kissed him, I [growl] kissed him

[@aliveslice]

This entire story is a tweet/reddit post about how "I thought I got pregnant from [air or something] because of Catholic school (lack of) sex ed" (or some of sort) stretched out as hard as possible

[@IONZ-]

These channels be like: “I got pregnant from looking at someone but I’m a boy”

[@gqcbutworse]

**looks at mom during birth**

[@cynosimp1191]

@@gqcbutworse lmao

[@user-vd5im2mx5g]

WowItsDoggo woh there hold up lemme see

[@IONZ-]

Ȼгค๒๒ץ what u mean

[@ADunleavy]

The Pregnant in a Pool Story is unfortunately and strangely real. Here is a link for an article worldnewsdailyreport.com/florida-16-girls-found-pregnant-after-teenager-ejaculates-in-pool/

[@sudocatsda1guy390]

21:19 The dad is obviously Cobra Kai's landlord. "I see you have big breasts. I like it. I will marry you" The rat story actually makes more sense if you think the protagist is rat, and the story is from rats perspective

[@lhumyaki]

"Everybody can make their life better if they really try," says the girl whose life became better only because she got lucky enough to meet a kind guy who was able to offer her a good, stable job opportunity that used her skills and interests

[@Subauce]

These channels are like “I was born at a young age”

[@dearoldmold]

At age six, I was born without a face.

[@chickennuggets1990]

@@masterpig753 Omg so ur Queen Elizabeth? Were u born on december 69 or february 29 what do u even mean?!

[@loljustacomment2799]

Guys! This year I will have a birthday! Lucky me! This doesn't happen to many people!

[@ginichimaru001]

@@dearoldmold I have no face but I must be born at a young age

[@Technicalnotdino]

"I was born at an old child from a poor family"

[@tudor1615]

Girl: I grew up very christian, no Harry Potter, no pokemon Also Girl: makes ten thousand pop culture refrences

[@cthulhu6713]

Because in these videos consistancy doesn't exist.

[@TianoAnnunziata]

Being Christian means you can’t understand pop culture... never knew that thanks

[@tudor1615]

@@TianoAnnunziata Lmao that wasn't the point. The vid said she wasn't allowed to consume pop culture ( also im christian)

[@whaleofathyme]

And when people lie, they often have to remember that lie so whatever story they're telling makes sense and sounds believable.

[@maxxgd7639]

20:43 "My parent got- *ad plays* A WENDYS CHICKEN SANDWICH!"

[@tib__]

11:43 Can you guess who my wife is now? Soap

[@Le_Silly_]

No one: Fake animated stories: I dated the hot girl In my class but I’m homeschooled

[@zoemacsmusic]

*Alabama has entered the chat*

[@NB-pv2hg]

@@zoemacsmusic and then I ate a dog

[@prestonang8216]

Not Nathaniel B *China has entered the chat*

[@Irenelovesnoodle]

🤠

[@NB-pv2hg]

@@prestonang8216 *oh yes its getting better*

[@rectangularprism1884]

“I can convince anyone anything “ I don’t believe his story tho

[@bums009]

@Reina the OP Snail God I mean they probably have beef gelatin in them so that could technically be accurate...? Also I had twizzlers once (hard to find in my country) and was kinda shocked how much they tasted of literally nothing, so I'm not judging your friend too harshly tbh lol

[@Abandoned1472]

oh God, your profile picture

[@dangernoodle9961]

@@bums009 nope, they're actually vegan

[@rectangularprism1884]

Sugar Coat not my photo shop

[@amaryllisputrik.2521]

'i can convince anyone' Yeah right.

[@3e003]

9:20 it’s piss, it’s fucking piss

[@ReallyRusted]

9:02 it's 100% a bottle of piss

[@actualmemer1934]

Nobody: Storytime Animation: *I Kissed My Teacher But She's Actually My Dad UwU*

[@doomenjoyer8815]

liberP lovPrimeNumbers r/woooosh

[@legendarynoodle2438]

And then my stepmother got preg by my daughter

[@BlackCat-tg7th]

@liberP lovPrimeNumbers You aren't supposed to question that

[@isaacdeyoung7399]

Same bro, happens all the time

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

Actual Memer story time: My aunts husband was actually my neighbors grandmas dog.

[@pixelknight643]

"I was born with glass bones and paper skins, every morning I break my arms, every afternoon I break my legs, at night I lie awake in agony until my heart attack put me to sleep"

[@Vessel767]

There's actually a thing similar to that in real life

[@WobblesandBean]

@@Vessel767 Yeah, it's called SpongeBob.

[@skibroskisfood3832]

@@WobblesandBean I instantly got the reference

[@ebrown4156]

Chocolate

[@twistedred3653]

Spongebob believed it

[@Ejiro__Kirishima]

19:40 You can sign a paper to say you don’t want your child to partake in sex-Ed. Maybe it was just for me but I definitely remember that paper.

[@lavendert2905]

What I absolutely hate about these channels, is that they are exploiting people’s trauma for views. That’s like actually evil Edit: also just pure lies

[@bryce7757]

Animated story’s be like: I met Jesus then he asked me to get him some McDonald’s.

[@fellowstanhunterlieutenant8107]

Lmao

[@icantswim3123]

Meme Chanel *stories

[@yungjavi4998]

its more like: the time i was born in normal hospital with usual procedures

[@Kriosaivak]

And then I stole his kidneys.

[@Kaaruma]

Relatable

[@lolkillermoon]

Story booth: real stories Other channels: My mom didn’t feed my cat so my shoe became hitler

[@pee209]

LOLKILLERMAN123 lol

[@wriggleby]

Omg same

[@isaiahjoseph7352]

@Lucas Zhu *pregnant with our unborn child*

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

LOLKILLERMAN123 lol

[@o_o5210]

The seven yo: OMG OMG ThATS SO CRAZY AND DEFINITELY TRUE

[@alilgoofer7796]

“I wanted to be ✨y i t t e d✨ into a hole.”

[@ellab6737]

No one needs our permission to make videos about us! *Unless you have a remotely negative opinion of us*

[@josephbarker1143]

All opinions are valid Unless they are against me in any way

[@lovelylove6522]

The “pretty person” one , just sounds like someone recreating mean girls...

[@asmrtpop2676]

they even base one of the scenes on a mean girls scene with the same plastics

[@kevinboros7427]

Oh no, I am so pretty!This is truly a big problem and injustice!How could it be, that I am the one who has to carry this burden?!Damn my genetics and my parents, for giving me such a big misfortune!

[@aliveslice]

@@kevinboros7427 fear not, girl cursed with remarkable beauty, for your curse is also a gift! Your sex appeal is a power you can use on men, who will give you everything for your looks, at all times, without expecting anything in return, no complications. Just surround yourself with men to fight off hordes of jealous women on your way to your well-earned success.

[@tripaces_]

mental Ah but alas. This is a curse in today's society. Some men do not know boundaries or the meaning of no. These men will target pretty girls as they want the best 'experience'. Be aware of this fact oh so pretty girl.

[@aliveslice]

@@tripaces_ truly being pretty comes with great hardship. Being ugly, on the other hand, is extremely easy! Also, only evil people are ugly. Sometimes nerds, who are friends with our pretty main characters.

[@ariautumn_tea6865]

Next time on actually happened: My friendship with my ex was a terrible daughter, now my mom is lesbian.

[@b.est.jarovoja]

as someone with pet rats i can confirm we can control them to attack people we hate

[@combust__]

"I was born at a young age" _I'm 14 and that's _*_deep_*

[@ryan-ln2hx]

Two dead found man killed to death my mom is my mom

[@WalumbikeNkhata]

True floor gang 👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽🔥🔥🔥

[@RemsHusband]

You were too?! No way!

[@charlieboiy]

Aged 6, I was born without a face.

[@WildTheFemboy]

@@RemsHusband Two*

[@spruce1101]

"My organs were almost stolen, but it was like whatevs. By the way, rats."

[@sci_pain3409]

*plague tale innocence*

[@TotallyStatue]

200 IQ rats, how do you think they filmed ratatouille

[@stickyandsweetie]

They need to re name that video to this above /\

[@stacia6678]

SomeRandomPokemon 42 It wasn’t filmed. It was made with CGI. They interviewed the rats and the humans in the movie in real life, and used that interview to create the movie.

[@anophenis2787]

@@stacia6678 please tell me you arent serious

[@Tortle4444]

Lol, I'm a christian and was raised one but my older brothers played pokemon all the time and my family read Harry Potter together and it's one of our favorite series. It's always funny to see what stereotypes end up in videos like the facts verse ones

[@Maninawig]

Some families are more stringent... Or should I say crazy people tend to use religion to be even crazier.

[@godless7571]

It's not a stereotype. There are lot's of christians like that or close to being like that.

[@mycatisasupermodel4932]

@@godless7571 There are many? In my old church there was no one like that.

[@godless7571]

@@mycatisasupermodel4932 There are literal book burnings that are held by Christians and they burn books like Harry Potter. They are evangelicals. I'm sorry it seemed like I was saying that most are like that or that christians are bad. People like that are the minority but are a very loud minority. Sorry if I came off as rude.

[@lady_apocalypse178]

@@godless7571 Those extremes tbh. My grandpa is already on the rather strick side for a christian and even he isnt that bad.

[@gamingrainbowandothers293]

Alternate ending: He misread the bottle and it actually said "Drink to attract men instantly"

[@suckit1335]

Nobody: These animations channels: *I was born pregnant with my future husband, which caused my dog to leave my mom, so she became a communist*

[@bonkers124]

Lol this has to be the best one

[@FormulaFanboy]

Who am I? Jackie Chan.

[@nada4328]

This is probably the best comment on this video.

[@randonn_nes2181]

And then tried to kill me

[@Humptygotadumpy]

Formula Fanboy And my future husband is Oprah Winfrey

[@zetjet9901]

“I would assume you would have to be bitten by a tiny German physicist”

[@marthebutterflypenguin4911]

kinky

[@cbboone]

hard

[@lorx9425]

Werealbert

[@Cymes]

@@lorx9425 Then I gave up my superhero career , changed my name to Weird Al and started creating parodies of popular song.

[@afilthybarnyardanimal7742]

If you could see the mental image I have youd be scared in the best way.

[@andpeggy9240]

13:06 she is a strong👏independent👏woman👏who👏don’t👏need👏no👏man👏

[@adjoint_functor]

0:32 "Welcome back to the bad times. Things are bad, but on the bright side, they're not good." Posted December 2019 Oh, you sweet summer child...

[@stevefilms1997]

I pretended I was a pregnant man so that my uncle wouldn’t date my dog and it made me rich! ACTUALLY HAPPENED!

[@whoisheorshemlo5968]

Cameron Tibbs maybe

[@Mythicalrulesme]

uM aCtUaLLy ThAt'S sTuPiD, YoU're ObViOuSLy lYiNg uGh (I'm joking ;w;)

[@hergivenglow]

@@Mythicalrulesme r/wOoOoSH

[@QueerAndHunger]

And then my dog was actually my long lost twin who was my mother who was my father who was my boyfriend who was my cousin who was my estranged meth addicted aunt. Yeah, she was the pizza delivery guy. Actually Happened!

[@shadyovoxogoon6923]

Stop lying, I don't like liars like you!

[@thelions1758]

"I got pregnant from being pregnant" Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

[@emely5405]

and yet, the wall is made out of wall

[@wendtealitt1258]

Ah yes, and the door is made out of door

[@letsdotheforkinthegarbaged8292]

The pregnant here is made out of pregnant

[@menicman7044]

I died of death

[@SmokyVirus1486]

Mhhh yes the couch is made out of couch I was sitting on a couch hike I was writing this sp a couch is all I could think of

[@manologamerss5801]

9:08 That sounds like a substitute to the blue pills.

[@thenonoffensivedemonunicor8471]

Watching these is like someone chose to read and animate bad fanfiction

[@alphabluu]

These channels be like: *”It all started when my parents failed to show up to my own birth”*

[@haezrachiharmony5463]

Back in Gimelschtumpf, in the days of my youth...

[@michaelishere6822]

Underated comment

[@cocowatercat4970]

At least that was a good backstory.

[@strawberrybliss3349]

dont do doofenshmirtz dirty like that smh

[@iwftsoohh617]

“...like the scent of fresh lemon,” you see.

[@ehodges11]

I’m homeless and I don’t have food but I saved up for a computer so I could write a story

[@dAn19-j418]

How do you have internet tho

[@Mopedrier37]

@@dAn19-j418 woooosh

[@barneygaming1078]

@@Mopedrier37 I swear people act stupid to get wooooshed

[@citrinestone6884]

@@dAn19-j418 its not hard to get free WiFi. The library or your local Starbucks are a few examples 😂

[@y0h4n24]

@@dAn19-j418 r/wooosh

[@thisisutubnottwitterwhyhandles]

My question is, where are the other 6 people that have this disease and if they met would they have to fight to the death to be able to persuade the other?

[@GatorPuppetFilms]

Nobody: These fake animated stories: *My pet Minecraft creeper got pregnant by eating too much lasagna and became Bill Cosby*

[@jamestaylor5417]

TheGatorPuppet I saw this one, but I’m pretty sure Bill Cosby came first..

[@radomiami]

No, the lasagna was the dad who got pregnant, not the baby!

[@bigbluedinothethird9781]

IxPlOdiD nOt Click BATE!!!!!!!!

[@radomiami]

@gradedcypress 11 (*Attempts to process this information, but just has their brain short-circuit instead*)

[@sfirro]

Who then ate the US president

[@Audrey-nf8er]

*my parents failed to show up to my birth.* *My dad made me stand as a garden gnome.* *My only friend is a balloon.* *I fight with a platypus everyday who foiled my plan to take over the tri-state area.* *I am sexually attracted to self destruct buttons.*

[@pieseldatches]

*A C T U A L L Y H A P P E N E D*

[@mekosalmander547]

Phineas and Ferb

[@vtp6903]

Doofenshmirtz Evil Incoporated!~

[@sarennawood1332]

It’s true I was the balloon

[@dayna7133]

Omg

[@freddiemercury1830]

My mum was religious AND a potterhead, why would a religious person not like hp

[@cartkart1]

Hi Freddie Mercury Didn’t you have like 10 cats or something

[@NAME-yg8sl]

I could watch hp if I want, no one in my family cares.

[@mujikobabiko8332]

might be cuz magic is a sin

[@freddiemercury1830]

@@cartkart1 yup

[@bittywop]

my family is religious and i wasn’t allowed to read or watch hp bc it was considered witchcraft.

[@liacoursey993]

as a rat owner, yes, my army of rats all attack on command.

[@PissWarlock]

"Just because he'd bought me a McDonalds' meal didn't mean that I now owed him my kidneys" is a sentence you will only hear in an animated story video.

[@Maninawig]

Nah, ya hear it all the time. "Honey, just because he _____ for you, don't mean you owe him squat!" (Mostly inferring that women have the devine right to lead men on cause they can just say "no" at the last moment and guys have to gladly accept it) The story was just used out of context.

[@beef5010]

I’m obsessed with that little mushroom guy in your pfp, what’s he from???

[@user-rk3lo5jx8d]

@@Maninawig idk if you intended to sound like a ‘nice guy’ but it does sound super misogynistic, just wanna let you know :)

[@tea-stems7835]

@@Maninawig So you think that because you bought someone some cheap, low quality food, you deserve some of their most vital organs that they cannot live without?

[@Robin-hh5qo]

I beg differ, I have said that sentence (Well it was "Just because we went to get Ice Cream doesn't mean now I'll give him my dead body" but that's basically the same thing)

[@jarvis]

i wanna be yeeted into a hole EDIT: promo code for the merch store is "CONSOL8ION" because the full word wouldn't fit

[@lilithangelxii]

lmao

[@meowmeow76517]

its ok jarvis. we all wanna be yeeted into a hole at times

[@rosythatswhattheycallme...9361]

"eh?"

[@severeanxietyandagreatsens8313]

You are truly skilled

[@zrovro]

hahaha

[@sparklestarspompomunicorn]

1:36 oh my god it’s ebony dark’ness dementia raven way

[@sasha-is-eepy]

nO WHERE ARE THE RED TIPS YOU POSRAH /j

[@aidanpedersen]

That drink is a laced bottle of moonshine that this guy somehow managed to turn into a placebo. This guy got blackout drunk and had a drug fueled trip on the bar floor where he imagined a fantastical disease as he was slowly dying from kidney failure

[@danielorizabal4794]

"At the bar, I'd see drunk people everyday." *mmm yes the floor is made out of floor*

[@yayeet8492]

The drunks are made of drunks

[@ibexing6383]

Daniel Orizabal nice, alcohol does the work

[@arkangels751]

EPIC

[@alejandrolopez1083]

Hmmmm.. yesss, the beer is made out of beer

[@boi9082]

Aye man you know water is wet?

[@cronchtm4900]

"Everything was happy. Until my dad died." *Gunshot sound effect*

[@aisha5156]

Axolotl Does Things The room some how explodes.

[@CupcakeDruggie330]

Dude that fucking murdered me, I was not prepared Much like that girl's father

[@Mayorfoxia82]

my dad is ali-(gunshot)

[@plethaid6860]

He was playing Russian Roulette

[@Cheetahgirl_Studios]

Hmm I wonder how he died?

[@oxoxchinaxoxo]

These stories sound like they were written by AI 😂

[@kaspas5511]

This story reminds me of in ninth grade where everyone got two minutes to write a story and then we would switch papers to add to other stories to get crazy endings…

[@lachlanbatson1415]

These stories are like Dr Doofensmirtz’s backstories

[@datnoobbee8576]

@@ardi9661 amen

[@teenagemutantksiturtle6333]

Amen

[@notusingthisacc.9329]

Ameeeeeen

[@dj146]

Love em or hate em, these stories would have gone to the news if true

[@blackoutgaming6394]

At least his make sense and are funny

[@molotera8789]

Ive seen better stories written by elementary school children and one of them was a single paragraph about Naruto fighting Ben 10

[@lildufflebag]

That sounds dope

[@flatP_]

post the link

[@EE-lu8ed]

I want to read that please

[@CouchCat101]

Well that sound unique

[@helenaww]

epic

[@manologamerss5801]

18:45 S-statue??? What house were you raised in, I just had a photo of him and some miniature figure laying around. And I´m perfectly christian, how the hell do you get a statue of jesus righ next to you while you sleep.

[@manologamerss5801]

And ho wuld they consider harry potter or pokemons unchristian?

[@kamikazesenpai21]

26:30 those who know

[@davestriderlovemail4305]

im a rat owner, and i would like to make this VERY CLEAR. if you want a rat get one from a breeder or a pet shop. (wild) rats can survive perfectly fine on their own. don't try to raise wild rats, please.

[@asmrtpop2676]

do not ever get them from pet shops. pet shops shouldn’t be selling animals as pets. also before checking for breeders look for rats that need a home; adopt. please.

[@gemstonepheonix9522]

@@asmrtpop2676 where are you going to find rats that need a home if not a breeder or shop

[@fANYA_KOPlan]

@@gemstonepheonix9522 I know several groups of people (here in Russia) who help rats and there are a lot of things that can happen. Rats were left in cages near the trash cans, needed homes after being used for behaviour science studies or after being used in a making of a movie, there were rats from some "eco-center" for kids that closed because of the pandemic. People can be really irresponsible. There were abandoned rats with tumors, tumors being bigger than those rats themselves =( There once was an animal hoarder who got rats of different sex and let them multiply without giving the new rats away and when her neighbours finally made the authorities make something about that, there were about 700 rats in her appartment. There could be more if she had money for more food for them, but she hadn't, so they started to eat their young. And volunteers didn't let the rats be killed, they rushed to catch them so they could be given new homes. There also was one time then someone just released a lot of fancy rats at the park and they were hiding under a pile of branches and such, so people had to pick that pile apart to catch them. They do, however, sometimes help wild rats, but usually it's either little baby rats whom they raise as domesticated ones or, in rare occasions, if someone picks up a heavily injured rat that couldn't survive on its own. I mean, yeah, the last one sounds pretty strange, considering how many wild rats must be killed by other animals, but recently there was a rat that got mauled by a dog and was hiding under a car for two days, so the people who saw that were impressed by her will to live and called help for her. She lost both her hind legs, but after her stitches healed up she can move pretty quickly and now found a home as a pet rat (of course, her owners know that she is a wild rat and handle her accordingly).

[@gemstonepheonix9522]

@@fANYA_KOPlan ok

[@cartkart1]

I wasn’t planning on it but okay

[@MagicalGirlFia]

I just made some up: “I’m allergic to all foods except bananas” “I used a dishrag to get 10 million dollars” “Doorknobs turn me on” “My fridge gained sentience and became an Instagram celebrity!” “My mom is my cat and it’s ruining my life!” “My crush died because I am addicted to buying stuffed animals” “I found out I’m an animated character! I’m trapped in an endless loop! Put me out of my misery,I’m begging you!” “I got pregnant by sleeping in a loft bed!” “My moms boyfriend is my sisters ex boyfriends grandfather who is also a DVD player”

[@alishaw2454]

May I add the following: "My grandmother is a PS4" "I went to the doctor and realized I've been a dinosaur my whole life" "My best friend is a talking bed and it ruined my relationship with my boyfriend" "I went to sleep and woke up as a television set" "I got my pilot's license and now live on Mars" "I cook my breakfast on the sun and now I'm allergic to food cooked on other fires" "I went to the bathroom and found a secret passage to the Bermuda Triangle" "I hit my head on my Wii and I'm stuck in the MarioKart universe"

[@danhurl1349]

It’s scary that these all sound real

[@whatthefl0ck]

Don't give them ideas!

[@FoxIord]

I guarantee the doorknobs one is a real thing. I'm not going to look it up because I'm all out of eyeball bleach, and quarantine won't let me go get more, but I would put money on that being an actual thing.

[@weezerplease9049]

@@FoxIord it fr is

[@tret953]

I have never laughed harder than when Jarvis said "at least I still have my kidney... and a rat *smirks* that i can control."

[@Ghost-vd5kw]

It’s crazy I saw this comment the second he said it

[@manologamerss5801]

20:40 oh, and that back alley has a nice clotheswasher, laptop, internet acces and a shower somewhere where we cant see so she could share this story with this wonderful animation channel.

[@manologamerss5801]

And also she knows EXACTLY that it was the breasts the reason he married her. Because of course she heard every conversation they had and read all the messages they sent to each other to confirm that it was in fact the breasts the only reason he married her. Couldnt be anything else.

[@manologamerss5801]

Also there is no conclusion, the dad and the stepmom ran out of the house and thats it. They probably went outside and called a exterminator. And btw all of the rats are there so goodbye rat friends. Also, the animal rescue guy definitely isnt in the position to hire her, and if he was, it would be a terrible choice. At least she is completely clean from the shower i mentioned.

[@manologamerss5801]

So yeah no good ending she remains in the same situation except without the rats. She is now a homeless animal rescuer. And isnt that volunteering anyways? if it is, then she is homeless, doing a no-pay job, and thats it. Wow what a good ending.

[@crustypaws]

These stories be like: I got a wife, so I married her.

[@sourhill2292]

Bruh

[@galactic7458]

But then the cutting board was under the onions so I had to disown her and now the world knows my middle name

[@VincentTseng]

That is until she died

[@fableindigo4448]

Little did I know she had CHEATED on me with a watermelon and only married me for my money

[@elizabethdawson2642]

I got a pet rock. As a result of this I now have a pet rock

[@blaireshoe8738]

"human mouse lab" gets me every time. raises rats, presently accompanied by rat, knows there's a phrase at least somewhat relating to labs and rodents... Quality chuckle.

[@doktorhabilitowanystanczyk]

This literally happened to my buddy Eric once.

[@user-kw3mn1bt4r]

Everyone gangster till the army of rats come running at ya

[@nolanmcbride6846]

Europe knows how you feel

[@SpringTag]

Every mouse is gangsta till the cat population increase

[@gissellemartinez1697]

The mom had sad faces on her tiddies

[@byron9638]

Oh my god

[@LoganWH8]

The rat girl resigned herself to being homeless really easily. She didn’t even try to reach out to other family members, or friends, or her school, or the police, or anyone at all for help, just straight to the trash can bonfire and organ harvester.

[@vladyslavponomarchuk2692]

Sounds like Rimworld to me

[@cyber_runner]

@@vladyslavponomarchuk2692 😂😂😂

[@shinxabsolfurreteevee]

they all had their kidneys stolen, they have no use to her anymore

[@birthgravy]

That's Rat Queen to you buddy

[@sadlittleratboy]

"You don't have our permission" cool, we don't need it

[@moalzaben5554]

What’s weird about msa is that every vid has the same voice actress from what I’ve noticed after watchin their vids, and when the story begins with a girl saying she’s from Greece or Australia, the voice actress is American, seems like they are indeed fake, but I dunno if all are fake, but seriously they can’t even get the real person like Storybooth cause that KZbin channel seems more legit when they let the actual person tell their actual story

[@notky848]

"That is until my father died." Jarvis: *snort*

[@manesbe9158]

SHOTS FIRED!!!! SHOTS FIRED!!!!

[@sashamreow7270]

What kind of snort like snort cocaine

[@maulwurf9414]

ManInTheMask *shots fiyerd

[@Albert_7]

Me 666 like

[@Josh-u-a]

TTSAVAGE 43 🤣

[@freshgreenjello6431]

I love how these stories are now trying so hard to be "quirky" and "funny" even though they come across as an AI trying to interpret humour...

[@allab0ut-fl0wers-74]

Frankly I wouldn't be surprised if it is

[@rabiez_luvr6910]

Beep boop I am normal human bop beep funny me me beep funny reference boop

[@chickennuggets1990]

Hell no even AI's wouldn't do this shit they just wouldn't do it at all

[@aliveslice]

@@rabiez_luvr6910 *flailing arms* I would like to play all the up-to-date games for I am human child

[@ImmortalBroken]

Einstein-Man said "curiosity got my better half" lmao. That's some chef's kiss Russian to English translation there.

[@tyronium2]

She wasn’t suspended for being pretty, she was suspended because she was framed for graffiti, I thought she was gonna get dress coded or something

[@confucius5051]

Share my Story: I have an perfect idea “I got my Dad pregnant because he Didn’t want a sprite cranberry”

[@TaxiYoshi64]

but the answer is clear

[@Hawk4466]

It’s the thirst, thirstiest time of the year!

[@praviksingh2056]

O K

[@MeganAllen1738]

Now that's one for the grandkids

[@nunuhermansyah7562]

AtomicArt ay, ay

[@vibhab191]

*It all started when Jesus offered me McDonald’s after I was diagnosed with a rare one in a million disease* 😔✊

[@swiveryswovery9458]

*And then I became a millionaire!*

[@swiveryswovery9458]

*The Sweater and then I found out that he was married to my mom!*

[@Memiokoa]

*And then Jesus told me to kill the president!*

[@xthundercoyotex2.015]

@@Memiokoa *so I hired Quagmire to sleep with him*

[@aquaxx0786]

loool

[@chromiumman8453]

"Am I beefing with my story animated?" If only he knew...

[@TC-ku4vv]

Describing herself as a cute little snack and shows bikini photo. She's supposed to be 11 in the story. 😩 The way they misuse pop culture language and memes makes this seem like it's for kids but the content is so adult.

[@cy3504]

So we just gon ignore the ABSOLUTE BARS Jarvis was spitting?

[@my3braincells154]

IKR i was looking in the comments if anyone was talking about that #STANJARVIS2021

[@yngzi3]

OMG YES

[@justsomechairwithoutamusta8275]

i made a comment about it and just looked for more peeps talkin abt it

[@lapsiluco]

19:04

[@No-uf8xp]

PLEASE YES I LOSE IT EVERY TIME LMAO

[@marcusmalixi1381]

I just want to say that I was born in my birthday

[@abstract0014]

WOOWW!

[@jakedonovan622]

bro me too! how is that possible

[@cuddlefish3011]

Whaaat!!! Same omg! I’ve never met another person that was born on their birthday! Lol twinsies!

[@929er13]

seems fake. proof or it's a lie.

[@alisahope0902]

Well not all of the channels are fake and there is proof. Channel story booth is a real channel with no click bait but KZbin Bijuu Mike made a video on there channel explaining his childhood with his own voice edit: I mean minute story’s

[@bebephoque7998]

The fact that these people decided to try and steal from storybooth genuinely pisses me off.

[@steffanylee_]

I got pregnant swimming in a pool too! ...Or at least that’s still less humiliating then explaining the 10 years I spent with my ex husband! 🤷‍♀️😂

[@mrslonge7996]

No one: Fake animated stories: “This is the story of how I died.”

[@meltem0001]

Tangled

[@beardedchin72]

I don't think it's hyegenic to write a message in a highschool bathroom wall with your lipstick...

[@emilylike-the-soup2502]

Yeah, enjoy your lip fungus, Tiffany.

[@pissfrog]

It honestly takes a whole stick to write messages like that anyway. If it isnt used up then it's gonna be all crunched up and barely usable

[@jello5520]

IM DRIVING 12 HOURS TODAY EYFEYFIRUGRUFRUFRYF YAYAUAYCDHBJJ

[@snorIaxatives]

@@jello5520 ok

[@jello5520]

@@snorIaxatives ok:(

[@MF-R]

Anyoneknow if any of these storytime channels are hiring, I can definitly match, if not surpass their current story standard. I was raised in poverty and facing adversity, got magical powers that made me president of the universe until the robots I designed deposed me -- and that robot was Keanu Reaves. See, top notch wordiarea over here.

[@CyrixOLD]

0:36 "bright side" GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

[@s.petrikov]

same