The Worst Dating Show Contestant On TV (The Bachelorette)

The bachelorette finished up a couple of weeks ago and i couldn't stop thinking about how awful jed and luke p were so i spent a really long time making a video about them.
thanks to danny gonzalez for being a failed bachelor contestant. subscribe to him to make him feel better / @danny-gonzalez
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[@trinitygray6261]

Luke: lay your hands off me Tall dude #1: or what? Luke: 👁👄👁

[@tatiana_iana]

Ahahah nice

[@deleted-to5di]

Ha

[@someidiotlmao4428]

Perfection

[@MCsmileyyy]

Tyler C ❤️

[@angelanazareno3718]

Your the best

[@binboda]

"She loves me. She just doesn't know it yet" is exactly what a dangerous maniac/stalker would say

[@isitoveryet9525]

Seriously....so fn creepy.

[@chrismorris6865]

I agree. He came across as very controlling and abusive.

[@wellokthen3834]

.....yandere?

[@mistasfavouritememory2966]

You know you love that he said it. You just don’t know it yet

[@emilyvos3249]

Yeah thats hella creepy

[@Juliett-A]

It doesn't even matter if it's all fake and staged. It still normalizes stalking and harassment and violating women's boundaries which the patriarchy and popular culture already have severe issues with normalizing.

[@abee5344]

🤢🤮🙈 go away

[@feralsecco]

@@abee5344 ????

[@carcrashjayson]

SILENCE

[@MakoMankanshoukos]

@@abee5344 hard body ratio

[@olobreh2007]

that's what should be normalized

[@xErinxx]

Luke saying “No guy would want her after that last thing she told me” (which was that she slept with someone) while actively coming back for her is SUCH a big red flag for an abuser. Making their victim feel like they’re doing them a service being with them, that they’re not worthy of love or a relationship and they’re so lucky to be with their abuser so they’ll stay. That was triggering tbh. Literally wtf.

[@projecty.b.t.f.c]

Exactly everything he did was so triggering!

[@emilypalm8146]

unless the video was edited strangely, I think he made it much more about himself? He said that "Hannah thought [HE] wouldn't want to be with her anymore... after what she told me last night". he's a total asshole with concerning thoughts on women, but those exist even in more subtle language

[@way2dead4u]

I think you misheard the quote a bit, since his delusions were that "Hannah said no to me but actually she's just misguided and needs to know I still want her" but you are completely right about his attitude and abusive behaviors! 11:14 if you need to double check

[@scaredhamstee9427]

This tv show is just an arranged marriage with extra steps

[@ayekantspeylgud]

Scared Hamstee including lots of uh, free samples

[@pattykrabbies]

Heather B Never heard someone call sex free samples before lmaoo

[@uh_caleb4897]

that just caused an epiphany in my social life and mental health

[@romankotas448]

Patty Krabbies I call it test drives in the context of the bachelor/ette

[@jazzhands8525]

@Cobalt Wolf no it's a jojo reference

[@marchstars3318]

The fact that that Hannah clearly expressed her discomfort, she turned him down, and just generally said no to him several times yet the producers and Luke of course continued to put her in situations that made her uncomfortable and stressed makes me sick. It says a lot about what consent means to men like this.

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

She dissociates from the trauma now btw

[@IncredibleMD]

That's what being on a reality TV show is like, for everyone on a reality TV show. Pretty much without exception, they're all pretty dehumanizing experiences, for everyone involved.

[@flyhighskyguy9972]

Yeah, and a lot about regraded tv producers only interested in drama

[@Userfulpo]

March Stars well it would, if it wasn't all scripted

[@gray9590]

For people* like this.

[@handfulmousefly]

Why does Luke always look emotionless and on the verge of tears at the same time

[@gambasfritasconcorbata5936]

69 likes😩

[@kisses1739]

Which one?

[@ussinussinongawd516]

@@kisses1739 luke the harasser obviously

[@nicripolas816]

Very accurate

[@JMBBrasil]

Think it is because he tries to gain potty by making a puppy like face.

[@Andyyoureastar]

JPJ was the star for me. His golden retriever/himbo energy was unmatched💀💀

[@chelseakitkatz]

YESSSS

[@NefariousSpineLizard]

He is exactly the kind of man I love to step on.

[@mollykircher3104]

Hell yeah dude

[@Su-mx7ix]

I hold Kellan Lutz as Emmett Cullen solely responsible for himbos being my kryptonite, I love them and their no thoughts just vibes brains so much 😩

[@THEspooderman_]

He also has the Patrick bateman type voice which was funny hearing him say his name like that

[@onehotbitch2193]

"This is the definition of a psychopath, I'm the opposite of that" My new way of introducing myself.

[@onehotbitch2193]

And yes, I will be wearing that sloth costume.

[@harveyknguyen]

@@onehotbitch2193 Real men introduce themselves to women by being in a testosterone fueled rage while rapping in a sloth costume along with showing them the definition of psychopath, and afterwards claiming to be a sailor from the 1700s

[@kyhoney]

name ̈ if a man DOESN’T introduce himself that way, he’s not worth my time

[@onehotbitch2193]

@@kyhoney I now expect that every time a man confesses his admiral affection toward me.

[@Maninawig]

You can always do the Holmes version.... I am NOT a psychopath.... I am a sociopath, get it right!

[@dfbrethy2368]

As a Christian I apologize this man was never supposed to leave the churches dungeon

[@dfbrethy2368]

Nile Peoples Amen

[@sofia.eris.bauhaus]

yea, lock him up and make him write another gospel.

[@mr.awesome7552]

I forgive you... wait a minute WHAT, remind me to not enter a churches basement ever again

[@sleeplessdistrict3897]

Mr. Awesome Don’t worry, you only go in if you deserve it

[@sircartier4703]

They should put priests on the bachelor

[@coco604]

Luke: Relationships thrive on communication Hannah: *starts to say something* Luke: Sorry Hannah, I meant ME communicating my opinions to YOU.

[@karak962]

glad I wasn't the only one who saw that hahaha

[@crustyman7661]

i love the irony of how he interrupts her to explain the importance of communication while she's also simultaneously telling him to leave to which he completely ignores her

[@spicysalad3013]

"the last thing i would ever wanna do is control a woman" i love the the middle aged woman in the audience rolling her eyes after that

[@asiarodriguez9202]

LMFAOO same

[@krystalaranha3779]

ROLLING HER WHOLE ASS HEAD

[@DangerNoodleReads]

Wait what, where

[@cmm3699]

I actually laughed out loud at that part. Icon

[@ajackss9259]

SpicySalad she drunk

[@renoloverxoxo]

Sloth girl was wife material fight me.

[@sneakysnake7695]

No no no you're right

[@Pokmasterman]

She seems like a strange woman i like that

[@renoloverxoxo]

@@Pokmasterman sense of humor is sexy af.

[@cubbleshasreturned6968]

She should have been the bachelorette. Just not for this season

[@Cryo_the_Proto]

Why fight people who are right

[@iloveyou-eliwood]

its a shame danny got eliminated so early

[@weskingston264]

'She doesn't realize it, but I still love her, and I'm coming...' is probably the most ominous thing a guy someone kind of knew for a little while, but then told him flat out at least TWICE that they weren't interested could say. So...uhh...well done, Luke? The only thing missing from this cliche obsessive stalker who would be too unbelievable in a Lifetime movie is him staring in a mirror practicing his happy face repeatedly, and him saying 'She WILL be mine!' then laughing maniacally.

[@PrismaticGlaceon]

Luke P. seems like a man who needs to stay 500 feet away from women. I don't even know him, and I'm ready to call a restraining order on him.

[@caleblewis8169]

Same with men

[@Dargonhuman]

I felt like I needed to get a restraining order against him just to watch the show, and I'm a 37 year old man. When I found out he works with kids I was like, "People let this psychopath around children? Unsupervised?!"

[@goggles8691]

@@Dargonhuman otherwise they'd get arrested too

[@SoftTangerineDreams]

Seems like the kind of guy who’s constantly ready to hurt someone for his own benefit. As someone who has been mentally abused and heavily manipulated, it isn’t funny to bring him back on the show. It isn’t entertaining, it’s outright scary...

[@chatterbox1078]

He needs to stay 500 feet away from everybody except a therapist

[@catblimp7894]

Imagine being in Luke P’s bible study group, like “Oh sweet, pastor Luke is on TV let’s watch it together!” And then you just watch him harass a woman on national television.

[@TinyMafioso]

He gets back and is immediately kicked out

[@dominicking4739]

LMAO

[@prehistoricorchid3455]

fr though

[@DoodlerDude]

Luke WARM P

[@Emilythematerialgurl]

@@TinyMafioso now that be a funny video

[@alicejones5312]

Honestly from what I’ve seen of Hannah she seems like such a beautiful soul, just looking out for the people around her while also setting her own PERFECTLY REASONABLE boundaries- yet as Jarvis said she’s subjected to such awful people. That’s the one thing I’ll always have against the Bachelor and Bachelorette, is that a lot of their stars with good hearts are given traumatic situations just to make the show more money.

[@saadbullock8122]

"traumatic" xddd okay simp

[@narc2.036]

@@saadbullock8122 damn you really showed him so amazing

[@lanceelliott2504]

@@saadbullock8122 This season could absolutely be considered traumatic for her idk what you're on about

[@ashamedashley389]

Thanks to Hannah's mom, I have a new line for when I'm tryna be nice and civil when describing someone I don't like: "He has... qualities."

[@Nov1cegg]

Kinda late but hope u wanna add something to you dictionary of "civilized" answers: "Deep down he might be a good person" That's a banger here in Brazil

[@kaynewilbur]

Luke P. Seems like the type of guy who thinks loading the dishwasher every once in a while makes him less of a man

[@monicamycbm]

Woot, why does everyone have this profile pic???😂

[@vanadis2420]

Nice ref from another video man.

[@bobthemilkdrinkingmonke8623]

U stole that joke

[@sejcai]

ive seen this joke word for word on reddit lol

[@AJ29389]

XD

[@barlowbrenner182]

"Nobody introduces themself with their first and last name. Unless you're John Paul Jones from the Bachelor, in which case it's welcome and encouraged." -Danny Gonzalez

[@zombrblx5370]

Yeeeeeeeeet

[@VampJen]

So, you know what other kind of people get all of their names (first, middle, and last name) used....serial killers. Just gonna throw that out there.

[@personne-fp6cr]

He probably uses his full name because he has the same name as a member of Led Zeppelin I guess I'd also always say my full name if I had the same name as a rockstar

[@mkay4]

Jen BGoode John Paul is his first name. He has 2 first names. What’s your point?

[@sophiayork6780]

Léa G.M. Only thing he’s got going and i doubt he can play bass

[@nettle1217]

when danny showed up i thought i was hallucinating from sleep deprivation for a second

[@vi..._]

same omg

[@TheBluestflamingos]

Go to bed!

[@grailmontgomery514]

There's just something so incredibly appropriate about a man hiding in a box that says "fragile, handle with care"

[@magickaldust1213]

NO, Hannah DID NOT eliminate Luke S. He walked away bc he was sick of his name being associated with the human garbage can that is Luke P. *Luke S is a golden doodle and deserved better.*

[@myajanette]

Facts.

[@radioactivian4412]

if no one will take em I'll do it

[@justarandomguy2877]

they said really quick or quit or whatever’

[@cindypacheco7677]

Golden doodles are not good pets if you’re a first time dog owner....

[@tovadower962]

I thought you meant Luke P and I was genuinely so confused

[@psyche8547]

I actually watched that whole season and I can say that John Paul Jones is the best person ever, in one episode he was eating McDonald’s chicken nuggets and didn’t talk to Hannah the whole time

[@kingmaoh5566]

He had the right choice McDonald Chicken nuggets taste good, food before woman always. Actually this goes both ways food before any relationships

[@amaris145]

mood

[@ShibuNub3305]

This man acts like the weirdest guy ever and it’s kind of terrifying how close they got his behavior to mimic me.

[@deereye87]

I can understand that choice tbh.

[@apparition555]

@Mega Necksnapper - i’m sorry but your grammar is so bad i couldn’t understand anything you said

[@TheAfro889]

Luke P actually got a lawsuit for breaching his contract

[@sapphirethesapphic]

omg are you serious? what ended up happening with the lawsuit?

[@rachelcookie321]

I was just searching him and the first think that came up when I searched his name was that he had to pay $100k to the show

[@emmavrijburg6676]

The fact that the show chose ratings over Hannah’s safety is sickening

[@yuyu8478]

Luke 3 years later: So hannah put a restraining order, cussed at me, had sex with a million other guys, and said i was misogynistic. Does she love me?

[@ossswin]

Monica Velasquez “it’s because she doesn’t know i love her though”

[@penazmehta9165]

SHE SAID SHE STILL WANTS ME TO BE HERE 😭😭😭😩😩😩🥺🥺🥺

[@cutienerdgirl]

She didn't have sex with all these guys. Do you know how dating shows work?? She only gets to sleep with one at the end, it's the same thing for the Bachelor.

[@venerablepoof]

Pink 1.: You, my friend, need to inform your opinion and 2.: its a J O K E he said T H R E E years L A T E R

[@epicgamer-lp4wg]

Monica Velasquez Honestly relationship goals

[@ESPmrBrough]

to be fair, John Paul Jones is such a strong name that even i wanna repeatedly say John Paul Jones.

[@rorrim0]

It's a name that even a cult leader would be jealous of.

[@brennns]

John Paul Jones is the best thing to happen to bachelor nation

[@theawkwarddolphin4752]

John Paul Jones (no relation ) was also a famous naval commander

[@jacob.loesch]

It's also the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist

[@jeremysworld3061]

@Phea qwq You're an angel now.

[@acomet2509]

“Relationships are based on communication” he says as he interrupts Hannah while she’s trying to shut him down for the third or fourth time

[@Shrimpyfellow]

Could you imagine: the KZbinr bachelorette/ bachelor show. Danny would make it to the final four and be like “ OH YEAH IM MARRIED!”

[@menhera758]

The ultimate joke.

[@sodarings448]

danny gonzales should've won what the frick

[@fggyleafexist1753]

Drew Gooden*

[@phoenixcrown9966]

@@fggyleafexist1753 Danny Gonzales

[@rowan-priince1860]

Drew Gonzales

[@phoenixcrown9966]

@@rowan-priince1860 Danny gooden*

[@lilkiity1735]

Drewny Goodzalez

[@onehotbitch2193]

I was so confused when Danny just showed up.

[@mariemelo6652]

Queen Bee OMG me too

[@cherrypie7ilms]

Queen Bee me too, me too.

[@rwn_tree]

Me too lol

[@oreopoptart8437]

me too lol xd

[@swagsquirrel3534]

Same

[@Peanut_taco_muffin]

As an introvert, I can safely say that I would rather be buried alive than be on this show

[@doctorcorgi3134]

It’s our worst nightmare come to life. And on national TV no less.

[@katharineball585]

I was thinking this lol

[@lizard3755]

What the producers did with Luke P. was definitely not okay, applause to Hannah for standing her ground even after they brought back that asshole

[@hearmymotoredheart]

"He has...qualities" is my new favourite way to low-key diss someone

[@spicysalad3013]

we've found the new "bless his heart"

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

"He's a special boy."

[@alwaysannoyedforever518]

I just say that someone is “interesting”

[@ajackss9259]

AlwaysAnnoyed Forever this is my.... interesting friend

[@christinereadsbooks3907]

I’ve have a friend who describes people as “Challenging”

[@sinderella9528]

The "P" in "Luke P." stands for "psychopath".

[@fionadreesbach3685]

This is an underrated comment

[@brennenhrebeniuk9661]

Hes definitley not a psychopath possibly sociopathic tendencies but definitley not psycopath

[@yellingateveryone2520]

@@brennenhrebeniuk9661 think it was a joke because they can’t be like Luke “psociopath”.

[@yesplease29]

Nice 889

[@gabrielleharper7741]

@@yellingateveryone2520 the p is silent so we forgot bout it

[@eddykidplayzyt]

I love it when KZbinrs just show up in their friends videos for no reason and do nothing. Danny just being there as a side gag for no reason was hilarious

[@AlexisTwoLastNames]

“golden doodle of a person” tbh he was p adorable 🥺

[@alyssarae1788]

The Bachelor should start having mid-life crisis single parents on the show who actually are ready to get married and live their lives

[@barelyfunctioning3982]

Alyssa Rae Underrated

[@thereserubi3679]

Genius

[@pingpong1138]

And people willing to be loyal. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@s0Shi]

The single parent au makes my heart go doki doki (But yes very much agree ♥️)

[@PANZERWULFFF]

yeah and its unscripted.

[@Syd448]

I hate that they normalized that man harassing her because that is a VERY real thing. What the hell

[@radfatdaddy4169]

Security, and the other contestants, and the gal should have just beat the living shit out of him when he showed up again. Normalize THAT happening!

[@tylergay2012]

Stop with the "normalizing" shit. No one takes information from reality shows to apply to their everyday life besides actual dumbasses. Those people would take advice from a tweaking homeless man. No one cares.

[@Mack-fj9nl]

@@tylergay2012 But stuff like this will encourage other dumb asses to do stuff like that. Which is the problem.

[@cristi1145]

Bro it also irritates me that all of them look the same. Like idc if they’re all white but they all look the same💀💀

[@pokaay3163]

@@tylergay2012 the fact that you dont realize how many “dumbasses” are out there that will take examples like this show to justify their actions and mindsets... 🤦‍♀️ you talk about it like it’s a 1/10 occurrence lmaoo

[@katjosephperez8772]

“He has qualities” I’m so glad I finished taking a sip of red wine before that clip. Red wine is so hard to clean up, and it burns your nostrils super bad if you snort laugh

[@juliabuonincontro8617]

Not being thrilled about the person you’re dating sleeping with other people is not controlling in and of itself, but the fact that he came on the bachelorette at all and then tried to change unknown part of the show that she signed on for and he knew that at the beginning, is what makes it surprising.

[@bigbearkat2010]

The more I think about it the more it seems like it was a power move on his part because when she shut him down for it, he immeddiately tried changing tactics. Dude said he would want to leave if she slept with any of the other guys but then refuses to leave when she told him what he didn't want to hear and then came back again the next day like he thought he was Lloyd Dobler so clearly that stuff he opened with was BS

[@random-2141]

@@bigbearkat2010 No, it's not. He came back on the show, and almost forced her to accept his proposal when she clearly expressed she didn't want him as her husband. I agree the whole idea of the show is toxic in itself, but when someone says they don't want to be with you, you must respect that. That's absolutely not a "power move". And he signed for that, he knew what he was getting into.

[@thaloblue]

And honestly that's not guaranteed. Just because that could happen doesn't mean that every bachelorette chooses to sleep with each remaining contestant who makes it to the suite. I've seen many women at least say that the suite isn't going to be an intimate opportunity, but more of a setting for an extended chat about the future. He took it to the extreme of "SHE WILL SEX EVERY MAN HERE AND I DONT LIKE THAT"

[@simly5189]

"this cute little golden doodle of a person" is possibly the best way to describe someone I've ever heard

[@zeppelin5568]

I know right

[@wheezymell]

the shakespearian way of saying baby

[@yesplease29]

Yes

[@doooodle5603]

As someone who owns a golden doodle can confirm that’s a compliment

[@doooodle5603]

@Doge Army Yeah, her name is Daisy, she’s very sweet

[@SewerRat01]

5:35 lol Danny actually blended in well I was shocked

[@brandonezdoofenshmirtz2916]

Yeah drew should be an actor

[@yeehawrounduptheseherefurr5903]

i was *so confused*

[@Pika-Chu64]

U mean drew

[@jordanh4362]

Greg hey greg

[@krmcd8322]

I was like "Wait is that Danny?" And had to rewind to check

[@caidalee1994]

Imagine being married to John Paul Jones and having to call your husband by his full name every time

[@parkerd4421]

9:56 “that’s what my baby says, mow mow mow, and my heart starts pumpin, chicka chicka choo wow, neva gonna stop. Gitchee gitchee goo means that I love you” ifykyk

[@scarl3t_m00n]

YEAHHH

[@fawndoll190]

“he has qualities” has the same energy as “you have... eyes.”

[@dreamybombstudios724]

You have...face

[@dr.alphys]

You have... shoulders

[@m_e_nere]

Head

[@kellyglinski2143]

You have...something?

[@guestydark9374]

wtf do you have?

[@JadaKingdom971]

The fact that they scripted harassment for entertainment is very very disturbing to say the least!

[@tristasayers1516]

Thank you! I feel like the producers have some sort of responsibility to make sure she is safe. Are they just like "btw if any of them turn out to be psychopaths, you're on your own. We love that shit and openly encourage it"

[@MarkSalesman]

Epic gamer style

[@randommanny7659]

THANK YOU

[@bigbearkat2010]

That bit where Luke P told Chris he wouldn't change anything about what he did, you tell by Chris' look and body language just how uncomfortable he is being around this asshole.

[@angeltompa2525]

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

[@kaitastrophe935]

There was also the fact that Luke’s hometown date didn’t include his family but instead his church group which acted super cult like honestly. Remember feeling so creeped out

[@kamilaortega3162]

why is no one talking about how jed has not gained any listeners in spotify or even STAYED THE SAME. HE DROPPED TO 1,498 LISTENERS MONTHLY AND ONLY HAS 2,429 FOLLOWERS

[@erinmccormick2115]

When he said “I look like someone tried to buy Dwayne Johnson on wish” I lost it

[@Thisissarah815]

Me too! 😂

[@peyt_rae8260]

i couldn’t unsee it

[@dsfmdiya7500]

Amirah Ellis same

[@nazty_wraith6358]

Erin McCormick what did u lsoe

[@lmpst]

well, I found it! **presents item** 🙌 it!

[@Sofia-fc5tb]

"we're getting married," he says tonelessly whilst staring at the camera with dead shark eyes

[@loadingincomplete4969]

Big yikes

[@paintitpeachydontforgetthe539]

Yikes forever

[@tartaglogy]

Yikeroonie

[@straybeans143]

Yikesaroo

[@gustavo-2013]

yikesy tikesy

[@haleytruslow7200]

Luke P. “Lay your hands on me..” Tyler C. “Or what?” 😩

[@kaitlinmagee9695]

I would love a plot twist where the bachelorette is disguised as a production assistant prepping these guys to meet a fake bachelorette, and she makes her determinations of them as the boys talk with producers what stupid thing they will do to get her attention.

[@FairyBogFather]

as someone who has been in an abusive relationship, just watching these clips was triggering. abuse should not be normalized on tv, even if he is playing a "villain" character. it is disgusting to watch, but even more disgusting seeing Hannah go through it.

[@mothdoc1909]

Lela Nesheim Plus, Hannah appears to have started dissociating irl because of this.

[@FairyBogFather]

@@hitblock425 huh?

[@christinawhaley7]

@@mothdoc1909 I've seen a couple people say this about her disassociating in real life now, what does that mean? What's been going on with her lately? Is this referring to something that started happening to her after the whole show was over? I'm so curious, I wanna get some fax

[@mothdoc1909]

Christina dissociation is a coping mechanism for trauma. It's basically you're body trying to distract itself by ANY means necessary. It can be as simple as just shutting down (can't really move walk or speak) but can also lead to forms of delusion whilst it's happening (ie thinking you're younger, thinking you're a different person etc) On Hannah's instagram story she said that when it all got to be way too much she would look at the nearest wall and shut everything else out of her mind, which looks/sounds like dissociation.

[@user-bw6kn6lo2s]

Hitblock ???

[@TheGreatCooLite]

Yeah, the Bachelor sucks. That's why I date on Roblox.

[@botpolice66]

You have big brain

[@coltonbates629]

I date on mine craft ps4 battle mode

[@botpolice66]

@@coltonbates629 that's a pro gamer move

[@zrxcwrtd5981]

The relationships on there will last longer anyways

[@cholitikas]

Yeah its big brain time

[@nebulous7961]

“You don’t get a diploma for music” Me: *three music degrees and thousands of dollars in debt* “oh”

[@ShaeSandybanks]

Tbh not having one is probs why he hasn't gone anywhere. Like he lost followers on Spotify after this. Talk about not knowing how to market!

[@anonymixx8106]

"he just jumped the f**** fence" will get me every time

[@lesbianage9538]

Danny Gonzales unironically makes better music than Jed

[@anniecahill3909]

He was just a dolphin...

[@teffanimar3663]

@@anniecahill3909 swimming 🏊 in 📨the ↔️sea🌊

[@anniecahill3909]

@@teffanimar3663 not🚫a care❤️in the world 🌎

[@anniecahill3909]

@Zev Deaner happy as can be..

[@anniecahill3909]

@Zev Deaner and ventured on to land

[@Rosalia.Mine.]

Danny is even flexing his green screen skills through other channels!!!

[@ozonenose3941]

Uh, you mean Drew, right?

[@bolson42]

Danny? Who’s Danny? The only person that fits this description is Drew gooden, if you’re mistaken

[@OkBoomer-mo6mk]

Lol ya what's up why is danny there 5:34

[@hollyngriffin2651]

Wait aren’t Danny and drew the same person

[@nameslizbeth6354]

LOL

[@Epinardscaramel]

16:07 I learned a new word! “Cantankerous”

[@owen2875]

"He looks like a Bitmoji" timestamp (purely for my own future reference, I love that clip): 6:42

[@thelanktheist2626]

John Paul Jones looks, sounds, and acts like the Disney sitcom male comic relief

[@freezeboy13]

Remember Austin and Ally? In that show there was a character named John Paul Paul John. Not kidding.

[@jacob.loesch]

John Paul Jones also sounds like the name of Led Zeppelin's bassist.

[@calebduarte5255]

John Paul Jones is essentially the Bachelorette’s equivalent of Wade Freeman, All Star QuarterBACK!

[@macmuggo5459]

Jacob Loesch he’s got a haircut like the led zep bassist

[@jacob.loesch]

@@macmuggo5459 true

[@boohooter23]

Luke P lives in the same town as I do, and literally, everyone avoids him. Gainesville is a town that welcomes diversity, and people who watched the season made sure to warn every single girl to watch out.

[@elygonzalez677]

Luke p lives in Gainesville too? Aight ima move

[@sadnessofwildgoats]

400th like. Btw watch out.

[@-WhoAsked]

Oh damn, I live in Gainesville too.

[@washerlover_]

Oof I dont live too far from there either.

[@chungleandthebims167]

Someone has corona in Gainesville

[@Montaq_]

I absolutely love at the fourteen minute make when he tells the guy not to touch him and he says "Or what? What you gonna do?" and they all start to surround him and he looks so genuinely terrified. So much bark only to fold so fast and completely.

[@keex8833]

13:56 “Lay your hands on me-“ “Or what.” *silence* IM IN STITCHES BC EXACTLY. Theyve been too lenient with him. And ik its a set up by the producers but lmao the other guys have clearly been itching to beat his ass from day 1

[@boop7405]

The Danny Gonzales cameo was the cherry ontop to this video

[@kc-ih1rz]

That's actually Drew, btw. I know it can be hard cuz they are very similar but the aren't the same...

[@oakliefox2309]

@@kc-ih1rz lol what are you talking about that’s kurtis conner?????

[@tyrvin]

@@oakliefox2309 naw man thats cody ko

[@alexcrazyart6522]

@@tyrvin "People think I copy Danny's videos" "People think I copy Drew's videos" "Why can't you get we don't copy each other's videos?" "We copy Cody Ko's"

[@tyrvin]

@@alexcrazyart6522 lol ikr they copy those old man's vids, poor cody 😪 and wow i'm very stupid this is from their song

[@relmes8679]

Oh frick there’s a Drew Gooden cameo in this one!

[@cranberryjuice3469]

That is Danny

[@Peacemkay]

@@cranberryjuice3469 Same thing.😂

[@laney2n]

Deku name I dont know who danny is. I know that drew has 2 youtube channels that was drew

[@kamicoolll]

i thought so 😭

[@hny_hannie]

@@cranberryjuice3469 r/wooosh

[@janetandamocha7874]

"You don't get a diploma for being a musician." My dad with a doctorate in cello performance: "Ummmmmmm......."

[@boistired6825]

Jed would definitely go “Anyway, here’s Wonderwall”.

[@imayeti.4674]

Hannah: I got rid of luke Luke:well yes but actually no

[@enricovangelderen6464]

luke*

[@willyd._7926]

Looké

[@boozecruiser1776]

Loke*

[@Mal05407]

@@boozecruiser1776 *Loki

[@t6amygdala]

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

[@moondrop784]

“This is the definition of psychopath. That’s the opposite of me.” Hm yeah that’s believable

[@ellaczeiner3974]

He seems like the typical "nice guy" that needs to tell everyone he's nice instead of genuinely showing he's kind since he doesn't know how to be

[@yoursleepparalysisdemon9969]

Ye, he ran away from psycho and ran straight to sadistic narcissist with an inflated ego

[@brysonoakley1028]

A red flag so big, China would be jealous

[@dagothur7171]

The definition he pulled up said say kuh path Instead of Sī ko path

[@rowanfox3009]

That's what I said to the cops hehe

[@katiehambrick4079]

If the actual show was aired with Jarvis’ commentary, it would be my favorite show lol. Not kidding.

[@Ms12369]

Love how Danny made a cameo for a solid 30 seconds and said NOTHING Fuckin Mr Noodle'd it Amazing

[@lillatreat]

“alabama” is not a personality trait

[@criticallycheesycaleb6681]

Fr

[@victoriablake3826]

How DARE you

[@noahc9786]

Alabama tells me more about a person than any other word could

[@HollyTamale]

Thank you.

[@criticallycheesycaleb6681]

@@noahc9786 we are all very different. I don't hardly have an accent. No, I'm not inbred.

[@DAngeloWallace]

hannah b talks like somebody from alabama mimicking someone who's not from alabama mimicking someone from alabama

[@wysteriacampion353]

D'Angelo Wallace unexpected surprise but welcome one

[@dixiewhite2698]

True true true -a true Alabamian

[@rb8566]

An unexpected challenger approaches! Glad to have you here, D’Angelo!

[@caleblewis8169]

But she didn't marry her brother

[@magicalfish6286]

:O

[@mimmsan00]

9:42 legit the funniest thing i have ever seen on a reality tv show

[@quileyharper5360]

Jarvis turning around and saying "call the cops" pretty much summarizes the whole season

[@laurene988]

"He just jumped the f**king fence" Honestly I'm going to have to start watching this show lol

[@Redbird-dh7mu]

He exclusively travels by jumping fences, if there is no fence, there is no Colton

[@Gee-xb7rt]

watch reviews, save yourself hours of pain. you would have had to watch 20 hours of torture to get to the 5 seconds of fence jumping.

[@ClodaghQuinnchannel]

It is pretty good

[@bubblesthebandit]

its just kinda funny to see how ridiculous it is

[@coll6914]

I'm watching it after the fact so I can skip through the really cringe parts... So much better

[@actingislife100]

Luke: I would never control a woman, but I will.......control a woman.

[@gillyhuxbaugh]

The fact the producers facilitated, filmed, and aired Luke P harrassing Hannah makes me feel triggered, enraged, nauseated, unsafe, and horrified all at once. Their set, their production, their cast (employees), their burden of care. FUCK

[@Nylak-Otter]

They must have to pat down the women on this show for self-defense tools/firearms before they let them on set. Otherwise, this show would be way more my speed.

[@blakelyons4314]

My friend Matteo (we met at Georgia Tech btw, go Jackets!) was actually a contestant on Hannah's season of the bachelorette. He didn't last very long and barely got any screen time, his most memorable moments consist of when he ate bugs in a post-credits scene and him saying something nice in the "Men Tell All" episode (I think. I lost interest halfway through the season and stopped watching tbh). Anyways, he had some really interesting things to say about the whole production, it was cool hearing a little bit about what goes on behind the scenes from him. Apparently he wasn't allowed to talk about a lot of it though. And I got to meet ABCam because of him lol 😆 Great vid Jarvis, love hearing your take on stuff like this!!

[@sloth1207]

Sloth girl is best girl. Change my mind.

[@deleted-to5di]

Yes

[@emskippy]

Why should we? You're right

[@maxwellsings]

I'm not gonna argue with something I agree with

[@pmgcls11]

Agreed

[@void-master9077]

Literally all of us agree.

[@smartalek6183]

"A man is there to guide a woman in a relationship" sexism makes you look so muchbetter

[@Elle-cy3eu]

M Carroll this is totally unrelated but I know an M. Carroll!

[@Rspsand07]

"sexism" yikers

[@Rat-ld8xu]

TrucksR US that’s literally sexism, though.

[@Rspsand07]

@@Rat-ld8xu No, it's not. And yikers imagine using "sexism" unioronically.

[@purplvurpl0295]

TrucksR US if it isn’t sexism, then what is it? The truth? Cause it isn’t

[@ushiwakascow]

JPJ _is a_ HUMAN POKEMON, WHY DID I NOT THINK ABOUT THATTTT Edit: I always thought he was a human golden retriever

[@harpist.vanessa]

My fiance's claim to fame is that he was friends with Tyler C. in highschool and he played baseball with his little brother 😂

[@rachelcookie321]

My claim to fame is that my friend’s family used to be friends with Troye Sivan’s family. At least he actually knew the person lol.

[@harpist.vanessa]

@@rachelcookie321 they were friends in high school haha so they knew each other!

[@CoLiCoVis]

NO NO NO YOU AINT GONNA DIS SLOTH GIRL. The whole thing was that guy was a virgin and it was a huge point of insecurity for him, so she shows up in a sloth costume with “I’m ok taking it slowwww” and she was BOOTED first night. He did NOT deserve such a wonderful soul.

[@yeetatron1163]

facts

[@emmad4308]

Sloth girl is best girl

[@lank5582]

Am I misunderstanding because it sounds like she was going all out to make fun of him and that is not okay... I would have booted her too. I think that's a very reasonable thing to do.

[@sersa4179]

...she sex shamed him for being a virgin. She needed to get booted. That's not okay.

[@sersa4179]

@@lank5582 same

[@nicholasrodinos4701]

Luke P: "Relationships are about communication." (Luke P ignores Hannah's valid concerns about him being a creep, and disregards her feelings repeatedly).

[@ZielonaPastela]

I believe that in this case "communication" is him talking and her listening. Everything they would ever need.

[@Jobother]

"Relationships are about communication" *immediately shushes hannah*

[@lostangelwings5953]

"although a man is supposed to lead a woman in a relationship" here's the thing...there's a difference between leading a woman and just totally controlling her and ignoring her views. Just like, being overprotective can sometimes be a good thing but it can easily become toxic

[@majikmessiah]

Like in dancing, the man usually leads but this is because the woman lets him and if she wants to lead the man should respect her choice.

[@FollowerofDuck]

"relationships are based on communication" yeah and she communicated that she did not want you around

[@serenadams8588]

"This cute little golden doodle of a person" *AGREE*

[@jbba3076]

yes

[@andreamorals3808]

@@jbba3076 yasss

[@wow-ky9nc]

@@andreamorals3808 yassss

[@rachezzel]

@@wow-ky9nc yasssss

[@eggmon420]

7:54 just because I wanna go back and see him. He’s ADORABLE.

[@zaperbux]

John Paul Jones is basically a golden retriever and we must protect him at all cost

[@IncredibleMD]

Not gonna lie, from what little I saw of that girl's personality, a Golden Retriever in Human Form sounds like exactly the kinda guy she should marry. She already seems like the type to own multiple golden retrievers in dog form.

[@glorybelieve9010]

hxney bee -JPJ is an immature little boy who needs many more years too grownup before he will ever be ready for a serious relationship.

[@hurricanejay1777]

I don't know how to say this but he is a corgi and I can't explain why

[@blake6210]

An update on Jed: He released two more songs, and only has 1.3k monthly listeners

[@awaywedrove8861]

Real talk, tho - what would be worse: a) The Bachelorette is scripted, and they CHOSE to write it that way. b) The Bachelorette isn't scripted, and they CHOSE to let it happen that way. Either way, yikes!

[@sarahm.5000]

Loved seeing Danny in this vid Who else is Greg?

[@exquisitecorpse__]

Hi.

[@VioletRM]

Am Greg

[@sanjanaishas2096]

I'm Greg

[@aspenrose_]

Hello

[@GoinGreninja]

Yellow.

[@corrinmcmurray8735]

“The key to relationships is communication.” *Hannah starts to say something* *Luke interrupts* “No, listen-“ Edit: Dang thanks y’all for the weekly JPJ notifications and over 8k likes

[@t6amygdala]

John Paul Jones: John Paul Jones

[@ifartedandmybootyisonfire569]

John Paul Jones

[@someidiotlmao4428]

John Paul Jones

[@nicolep168]

John Paul Jones

[@amayatilbury9858]

John Paul Jones

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I didn't even know you could just be like "Nah" after your elimination, how did that even get allowed

[@optosensei2233]

Let’s be real, this Dude played his part perfectly. People act like the producers didn’t tell him to act this way to get ratings.

[@monhi64]

Idk I’m torn on that, it’s definitely blatantly obvious that whoever was in charge loved it but how much of that could be acting. Is he really that good of an actor and improviser, cuz it’s not like he even had scripts or the possibility to reshoot often. So I’m not sure but reality is probably somewhere in the middle

[@TheNormExperience]

...to what end though? What reward does one get for acting like such a complete abusive ahole on national television? If people know your name walking away it’s only because they hated you enough to learn it. If you let people know they’re going to watch and assume this is what you’re actually like. So I don’t see it helping in real life. If he were an aspiring actor, not a dude doing ‘Bible study’ I would agree...or if it had actually worked on the bachelorette I could see that making sense, but this situation feels more like they needed a charismatic villain and he just heard charismatic and thought that meant he‘d obviously be the main character and showed a little too much of himself while production spurred him on. I guess what I mean is, yeah, I’m sure production chose all his absolute worst moments to show, but he did still say and do all those things so...it’s hard to not think he should also be held accountable.