Kylo Rendemption Party

Happy May the 4th!
Here is a numbered list about why Kylo Ren is definitely getting a redemption arc in episode ix. If he isn't redeemed I will delete it to avoid embarrassment, and then it will be gone forever and no one can ever prove it existed. The banner however will stay up in my apartment.
Click your favorite star wars redemption arc:
Elan Sleazebaggano - / jennynicholson
Watto - / jennyenicholson
Count Dooku, right? Uhh didn't he?? - / spider_jewel
Thrawn's lizards - / spiderjewel
The sea monster that tries to eat you in Star Tours = / jennynicholsonvids
I forgot to buy one of those cone hats. The party hats. Really meant to.

[@kacodash2275]

Hey this Kylo Ren guy sounds just like Jas Baylar from my favorite book, Black Moon Rising.

[@kylieeeeep]

Kaco Dash it’s comments like these that restore my faith in humanity

[@nectarinn3]

you know i would like this, but it's on 469 and i'm not gonna ruin it.

[@kacodash2275]

Dominika Jaskulska it’s already ruined

[@thatonestormtrooper2760]

I dont see any similarities.

[@nataliaquiroga4015]

@@nectarinn3 now it's in 569

[@Rose22479]

This is my favourite video on youtube and I haven't even watched it yet

[@Rose22479]

@@nyaj.20 I unliked all other youtube videos so that this could be my one and only #1 liked video

[@austinbaker8042]

That's the case with each video she makes for me lol. Each is better than the last

[@joshliam1967]

Same

[@ThatPazuzu]

Honestly, all I want is for Rey's parents to stay anonymous. Make Kylo secretly a good guy or whatever, I just want a Star Wars trilogy where there's no chosen one.

[@Carlos-ln8fd]

Same.

[@WaitinInAmber]

Still bummed about this.

[@badger6882]

@@WaitinInAmber same

[@kelseydoll96]

i’ve never watched a single star wars movie but i so much love watching jenny talk i’ve watched these star wars vids twice

[@chloed1924]

oh my god I though i was the only person like this

[@realpaatuhod]

8 minutes into the video-Jenny: Do you see where I’m going with this? I’m saying there’s going to be a redemption arc Me:*gasps*

[@Kalesryan]

Young and sad, like a baby Dumbo. I am now self identifying as Baby Dumbo

[@hey_bucklebob]

I had the tab minimized, and was just listening along while doing something else. 11:24 killed me X'D

[@Arkrilok]

I need that shirt.

[@warriorcatskid003]

“Destroys his gamer chair” was unnecessarily funny

[@Flowtail]

*necessarily

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Definitely LOL'd at that line.

[@possumplay5843]

I specifically stopped watching and started scrolling down to make sure this was being properly appreciated in the comments. Thank you.

[@Feasco]

Talk about heated gaming moments

[@sebainfanta]

"Angry Man-child Gamer" fits surprisingly well as a character analysis of Kylo Ren.

[@tooprime9938]

Jenny's dry delivery and love of stupid things makes it hard to know if she really likes Aladdin 2 or not.

[@autumn5308]

I think that was from aladdin 1.

[@Samael1113]

Even Ironically, Iago is no one's "favorite Disney Character of all time". So, make your judgement based on that line.

[@tooprime9938]

@@Samael1113 Idk Iago is sort of like a proto-porg.

[@Samael1113]

@@tooprime9938 Iago may be like or loved by someone, but I stand by my observation on Jenny's comment.

[@TimeandMonotony]

I was just thinking that.

[@JakeRat-xo2bw]

"If he dies evil and childless it will make everyone sad". Well, he died good and childless and everyone was still sad.

[@davidv4018]

Don't say it out loud, someone in Lucasfilm will get Rey pregnant with Skywalker genes.

[@Bridget466]

David V you say that like “the force baby Ben Solo put in Rey” isn’t a theory.

[@waywardmind]

I was entirely ambivalent. It was hard to care about any of those "characters" by the end of the sequel trilogy.

[@jon1913]

@@waywardmind I got free tickets to see 9 (otherwise I wouldn't have gone) and I was so uninvested that it was almost enjoyable... almost. The ending back and forth with Rey and Kylo both dying and being healed and kissing etc, people literally laughed and booed. How could Disney take a series with an enormous cult following and turn it into such a steaming pile that gets booed and laughed at on opening night? It's honestly impressive.

[@SoupStores]

"There are plenty of franchises with sexy villains, and Star Wars is historically not one of them." This is blatant General Grievous erasure and I won't stand for it.

[@robertgaudet7407]

The guy who was a pair of walking lungs in a box? He was relatively sexy for a Star Wars villain though...

[@meghanharls4094]

and jabba the hutt? are you joking me?

[@noodles1291]

M Rogers palpatine was kinda sexy. Lifeless grey skin 👅👅

[@robertgaudet7407]

@@noodles1291 And the tubes! TUUUUUBES

[@meghanharls4094]

@@noodles1291 i think i just threw up a little

[@LucyFilmsOfficial]

“anyway, i thought the writing on the wall was pretty clear but...” literally has writing on wall that says redemption arc. perfection

[@dallonknox7018]

And the letters are hung in arcs!!

[@amandademarco9235]

Kylo, Age 25 (or some unrealistically young number) - Constantly Moist, Artfully Disfigured, Hasn't Killed Too Many Important People, Allusion to Iago, and Master of the Knights of Ren Helluva space dating profile if you ask me.

[@samaelmalkira9420]

Apparently he's like 30. in the first one as well

[@imperialpresence3331]

did you forget physically abusive and mentally unstable...prone to fits of violence

[@tiredprincess451]

idk I'm sold

[@kropotkinnie]

regarless of whether this is a joke, if you are in a relationship or finding yourself interested in men who seem abusive, dangerous, or cold in any way, PLEASE do not interract with them and instead try to seek out emotional guys who are loving and view you as incredibly important to them; you deserve that, and don't let any guy, girl, or yourself tell you otherwise

[@riabouchinska]

TBH I could totally buy A.D. as being 25, he has a very puppyish look to him

[@thedreamerswork]

I for one cannot wait for Kylo to take off with Rey's dad to go on adventures together after he briefly returns into his daughter's life.

[@dasboom7133]

Hey are going to a casino far far away. #FreeSpaceHorses

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@randomfools808 I feel like a lot of people don't think this, or at least express it, but can I just say that my excitement for the upcoming movie was completely shot by the reintroduction of Palpatine. Some people seem hyped about Palpatine, but I'm just like "what the fuck Star Wars, this series is the first time I actually like your villains because they got backstories to make them more interesting and complex (yeah, I know it's in novels, but I read those so I got the info and like the characters) and you're just shoving in evil space wizard Palpatine? Why not give Hux a bigger role and make Phasma not dead?"

[@fightingmedialounge519]

Wouldn't call Palpatine complex.

[@Brandon-yr3nj]

if kylo isn’t redeemed then the moral is ‘Luke was right for trying to preemptively kill him’

[@loglorn]

Considering that jedi are supposed to read minds and see the future sometimes i honestly would've run with that.

[@ReinBelmont]

"There's no going back for Kylo after killing Han" ... A n a k i n k i l l e d c h I l d r e n.

[@Cat-uo4vw]

I still can’t get over the fact that Snoke died in house slippers and a golden bathrobe.

[@magicrectangleEnt]

There’s a lot about Episode 8 I can’t really get over. I’m going to be giving 9 a few weeks before I check it out, at least. How could they possibly fix space battles, for instance? Shit seems borked.

[@Cat-uo4vw]

runujhkj I’ll probably wait a bit too. I liked 8 but there were some issues I had. Snoake’s death was really anticlimactic but also funny since he was dressed like he was going to bed but stopped by the canteen for a midnight snack and a glass of milk. This big bad only seen on Jumbotron vision that controls Kylo for most of the movie ends up dying like a punk in a housecoat. The escape plan not being very well executed, tons of people still died and the ramming ship shouldn’t have done all that much damage. So yeah I’ll wait

[@ashsweet]

That’s how I’m going

[@FallOutWookie]

Is it bad that my first thought after reading this was: “that’s probably how we’re all gonna die” Shout out to Snoke rockin the preferred outfit of senior citizens

[@Cat-uo4vw]

FallOutWookiee lol I was gonna say something along that line.

[@aaronfrank8910]

I like the "Redemption Arc" banner. Almost as fun as an "Intervention" one.

[@ShaunCheah]

🌼 R e D e m P t Φ n 🌼 a R C 🌼

[@Maradrafts]

Where does Jenny even find those? I feel like I need one to hang up on my wall.

[@aaronfrank8910]

@@Maradrafts given the ransom letter, cut and paste look, I'd guess it's homemade.

[@whitewolf262]

you can buy ones that let you spell out whatever you want in party stores

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

It’s festive! 😁 🎉 🎊 🎉

[@imogensteward4193]

This aged so well and yet so horribly at the same time

[@Fleato]

right, it's like, she's not wrong, it was just executed in a way that ensures a string of w words " how? wha-- when tho? why? "

[@GoscarVerlaat]

She was absolutely wrong. Adam stated that Ben journey was suppose to be opposite of Vader where he goes full evil at the end.

[@mai_komagata]

@@GoscarVerlaat umm i think you are wrong in what Adam meant and what the opposite of vader means. Vader starts good and gets evil. Ben starts evil and goes good. The only thing jenny was wrong was about him dying. But she wasn't wrong that it would be a huge bummer if he died.

[@GoscarVerlaat]

@@mai_komagata nope in the interview Adam Driver said that the ultimate end game for Kylo Ren was for him to be full out evil. Like no chance for redemption. Rich Ensil Show the Star Wars discussion starts around 15:30.

[@crunchysalmons]

@@GoscarVerlaatwell it literally doesn’t matter cuz what actually happened is he wound up good and then immediately died. so no matter what this random interview that occurred in the middle of two rewrites says, the ending is set in stone, he ended up good just like vader and then died, exactly the same as vader

[@hotllnemiami]

i came back here just to suffer

[@coburn8810]

Bía Alcocer We all suffer together, in the pit that JJ Abrams dug.

[@ImortalZeus13]

Just because your Reylo ship sank doesn’t mean the movie is bad. Episode 9 is still bad. Just not specifically because Ben died.

[@hotllnemiami]

DigitalZ oh i dont ship reylo lol i just expected a better done rendemption if he was meant to have one

[@meanestmachine]

“It’s either sweat or tears...and it’s probably both.” -a finals week mood

[@WhoWouldWantThisName]

I suppose Kylo's plight of trying to live up to his masters expectations while finding his own identity could be compared to college finals.

[@susannam3923]

that's me two days ago after my maths a-level exam

[@rx500android]

Yes. YES.

[@talkinggibberish]

In the similarities to Aladdin, you forgot to mention the palpable romantic tension between Aladdin and Iago

[@JennyNicholson]

It went without saying

[@camillemariejohnson9723]

The “they made him hot” point is suuuper valid tbh

[@spacelizbian]

Did they though?

[@camillemariejohnson9723]

spacelizbian also valid! They lowkey didn’t! (He’s super cute in Frances Ha though)

[@chrismofer]

it's a departure from the apparent story rules of star wars, was her point. not that Adam Driver isn't as attractive in reality.

[@mai_komagata]

@@spacelizbian different people find different people hot. Not sure why this is hard to understand.

[@somerandompersonidk2272]

But they made Vader hot in Episode 3. Literally.

[@megan486]

any star wars villain can be sexy if you’re brave enough

[@robertgaudet7407]

My slash fic: Jabba the Hutt. My bravery: infinite

[@andred4473]

Bossk 🥴

[@mightybellarts]

Oh my gosh 😂😂

[@feelthepony]

palpatine,never losing his frame,always cheerful,a man of ambition,what not to like.

[@wyattcatlin5295]

Torture droid from Jabba’s palace lookin mighty thicc

[@willc236]

She was the prophet... but we didn’t listen

[@tooprime9938]

Kylo is redeemed when he discovers the love of a Porg.

[@DrCruel]

Kylo Ren is redeemed when she accepts her transsexuality and becomes Kayla Ren.

[@michaelharris2178]

Kylo and Chewbacca bond over Porg steak.

[@DrCruel]

Disney creates a real casino in their theme park, modeled after the one in *Last Jedi.* International weapons firms are courted as sponsors. There's also a fathier coaster that passes through on E-Ride Nights.

[@jessicaluciaa]

This is canon now

[@Kj16V]

Owning, or eating?

[@lara1302]

I don't know what I would prefer, less shirtless Kylo Ren or more shirtless Kylo Ren. Can he just wear a crop top?

[@perro692]

How about half a shirt Kylo

[@artvandelay8767]

A mesh shirt would suffice.

[@matthewcooper4248]

Perfectly balanced. As all things should be.

[@juruna00]

like a 80's anime character

[@thedoomofred5174]

Super deep v-neck

[@CambieAngel]

I... i was not expecting an in depth comparison of the Aladin trilogy and Star Wars... like only Jenny can pull this stuff off

[@deirdreb2474]

"in real life, it's usually bad to kill anybody" words to live by

[@leslierae6416]

“Ow” -Ben Solo

[@theclockworksolution8521]

Leslie Rae that might legitimately be my favorite moment in the whole movie

[@wildwesley9328]

TheClockworkSolution same. My uncle and I legit were laughing about that well after the movie ended

[@cindyl2444]

Leslie Rae his very last words...

[@mdr48371]

How big is Kylo's MCR T-shirt collection

[@annebeach6630]

Maybe Kylo is so over MCR and since he only own MCR t shirts that is why he never wears a shirt

[@hoktril2442]

Bold of you to assume MCR merch isn't the only thing he wears

[@QualityGentry]

mcr is too good for him

[@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX]

He’s a huge Evanescence fan.

[@danstiver9135]

Spoilers: The Rise of Skywalker ends with Kylo becoming the manager of the Mos Eisley Mall's Hot Topic.

[@okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy]

"Truth be told I still can't understand what Chewbacca says." Is so funny to me to imagine, just old gaunt Luke ghost looking at old sad Han ghost in the eyes and delivering that line with the same flat, devil-may-care attitude as Jenny is.... So 👌

[@andrewk9267]

This video is the only confirmation outside of my memories that the third Aladdin movie actually existed and wasn't a fever dream

[@donadaverdade6230]

That actually confuses me more bc I didn't remember the second movie, I know I had the DVD, but I don't remember watching it, to me Aladdin finding his dad was the second one.

[@Czeckie]

staring sinbad

[@crescendyr8438]

@@donadaverdade6230 Aladdin, Return of Jaffar, the animated series and then the 3rd movie ends the story.

[@crescendyr8438]

I have this with Pinocchio 2. It seems I'm the only person I know who remembers it.

[@SwitchelSweets]

I just have faint memories of a commercial for an Aladdin and the Forty Thieves on a different Disney VHS... Is that the 3rd movie?

[@NightshadeHoney]

"He's the genetic end of the Skywalker line and if he dies evil and childless it will be a bummer and make everyone sad. " This line hurts me as I know it must also hurt Jenny. Has his whole life ahead of him, indeed.

[@warthropian]

It hurts so bad :(

[@laraanderson9855]

'it will be a bummer and make everyone sad' is literally how I felt watching those last scenes and walking out the cinema

[@ashakydd1]

Well, the rest of his life was ahead of him in episode 8. It is just that it wasn't a lot of life.

[@hannahpop355]

Asha my dude got a WEEKEND haha

[@claugarcia3056]

I swear to god, every once in a month I get sad/mad about this. Godammit J.J

[@jenneacubero1036]

Luke: Leia, trust me. There is still good in Ben. And this is coming from the guy who had almost killed him before his turn to the dark side... Leia: WHAT?! Luke: …Nothing...

[@SpookyGhostGoku]

_”Star Wars has no sexy villains.”_ I’m sorry, but Jabba the Hutt is the epitome of gorgeous and I will not hear otherwise.

[@belainegibsson.2082]

That tongue flick tho...

[@danstiver9135]

Dat boi thicc

[@pascha120]

I see your Jabba the Hutt, and I raise you 1 Sarlacc pit.

[@itmademesignup9508]

@@pascha120 As Sigmund Freud once wrote: "Sometimes a cigar is just a giant vagina monster in the desert that swallows people whole." (1938)

[@whatnow7688]

@@danstiver9135 *rubenesque

[@andrewv.9142]

of course Kylo's party blower wouldn't make any noise lmao

[@HeyyBrey]

Why is this the funniest comment ever? 😂😂😂

[@Feasco]

He's the party pooper

[@FriedFreezer]

It gasps

[@a.w.6318]

literally screamed when you said “numbered list..” actually on par with avengers assemble

[@ashesanddiamonds2692]

If Kylo turns up in episode 9 wearing a sexy witch Halloween outfit and sunglasses I will consider his redemption arc already completed.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Oddly specific.

[@sleepinglionarchives]

He was redeemed. Then had no dialogue for the rest of the movie. Imagine if Anakin had done that. He saves Luke from the Emperor and then just kind of smiles at his kid. Weird, right? Now imagine if all that no talking ended with a kiss and then Ben's death. Ta-daaa!

[@bella-tt9hk]

like he doesn’t even say anything to rey or palpatine. he doesn’t tell rey that he had feelings for her or that he’s done being manipulated by palpatine. he gets a kiss and just yeets on out. his last word literally is “ow.”

[@fightingmedialounge519]

They probably didn't know how to write a good kylo.

[@BreMue]

​@@bella-tt9hkthe only thing that makes it kinda okay is that they have that connection but yeah it was ridiculous

[@macattack423]

"The Return of Jafar, my favorite disney film" I'm adding this to my Numbered List (tm) of reasons why I love Jenny

[@khaosbydesignuk946]

If Episode 9 has no giant turtle I will be very disappointed

[@lhaegreenleaf]

TheBobBrom and avatar the last air bender. Show some respect.

[@tylerwilson4171]

KhaosByDesign UK there are actually rumors of a giant turtle creature

[@chofan4552]

Dont forget discworld

[@tortoisedreams6369]

me too

[@jakeaurod]

New AT design, instead of gorilla-looking walkers, they get elephantine walkers. If we're lucky, they might also have giant ear-shields and fly.

[@thirteenfury]

Personally, I think the true villain is going to be Jimmy Scrambles.

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

This will only be obvious to true fans.

[@ThreadBomb]

@@classicsubmarineguy5477 Aren't you going a bit too far? I would say Jimmy Scrambles is more of a morally ambiguous character. I mean, maybe those space puppies _deserved_ to be drowned in a sack.

[@ColdHawk]

@thirteenfury - Now that’s *_VINTAGE_* Jenny right there!

[@floralouasmr3741]

OMG Jenny you predicted TROS. I was looking at the plot summary for Aladdin 3 and there are actually similarities. 'Aladdin recovers a dagger, his only memento of his lost father, who had abandoned his family when Aladdin had been a small child.' What does Rey find on random sand planet Number 342? Dagger. 'The Oracle directs them to The Vanishing Isle, a great marble fortress built on the back of a gigantic undersea turtle that periodically dives to the bottom of the ocean, where the Hand is hidden.' The climax of the movie takes place on an ocean. And where is the death star? 'Realizing that his obsession with the Hand can cause destruction and his son is actually his ultimate treasure, Cassim throws the Hand.' And what, does Ben Solo throw his lightsaber in the water? You bet he does. 'Iago decides to join Cassim as a traveling companion, and they both go off once again to see the world.' BB-8 and Rey wander of to Tatooine at the end of the movie. And that is not even mentioning the fact that TROS, like Aladdin 3 is a treasure/MacGuffin hunt. You predicted it. I take my hat off to you.

[@peruru84]

When she said that, I said out loud, "Isn't that what actually happened??" and zoomed to the comments to find someone pointing out that she nailed it. I'm so glad you spelled it out here, haha

[@metasequoiaglyptostroboides]

So... did Disney just reuse the Alladin 3 Storyline for Star Wars?

[@bella-ls2hh]

PLEASE actually make that pink porg shirt i will wear it my whole life like rey and her 1 outfit

[@jadeallisonhollingsworth]

bella kai Rey’s got an excuse she’s a little desert orphan who doesn’t know people should have more than one outfit. Kylo, however, is the grandson of Padme Amidala and should know better!!1!!

[@audrey9947]

@@jadeallisonhollingsworth I know the rebellion is failing and all, but can't they afford to give their cool force girl some new clothes? She's no longer a desert orphan. Can't they give her an extra uniform or something?

[@TimeandMonotony]

I would wear that shirt so hard.

[@nbucwa6621]

Same. Me want shirt.

[@ShersterQ]

Excuse you, she has exactly two!

[@kelwilli827]

Montra To Live By: "Sometimes, people are evil and can't be redeemed. They have to be put down, like a mad dog." - Jenny Nicholson, 2019.

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

It warms the cockles of my heart. My heart cockles.

[@psychedelicpegasus7587]

"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a montra? Is it a montraaaa?".

[@iridescentdemon]

Dog. Just Dog.

[@bodar]

@@SunflowerSpotlight Maybe below the cockles, maybe in the sub-cockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.

[@dasboom7133]

It’s better than “a child murdering nazi is a good guy because he saved his son”

[@sketchingsparrow7455]

Although honestly, is Kylo Ren not just someone's Snape OC?

[@minim-ms]

Funny you say that because I had a dream one time that they were rebooting the harry potter movies and I had to go help adam driver with his snape lines. i remember this vividly because the dream ends with me knocking on his door and when he opens it the last thing i remember is thinking "oh jesus he really is tall" before I woke up

[@sketchingsparrow7455]

you were spared from the truth, thank god you have survived

[@b.parker1740]

Snape, but swoll and in Vader cosplay.

[@nitehawk86]

They have the same hair, by anime rules they are related.

[@Dooms-Daisy]

You just ruined my life. You're so right.

[@mel4vamps]

*****MINOR SPOILERS***** This aged very well. Especially as his scar became less pronounced when he changed sides. I'm still processing what happened tbh

[@theclockworksolution8521]

Ikr though. That movie was like 4 movies in one, it moved so fast I got whiplash. then when the Reylo kiss happened my brain just stopped functioning for awhile from shock, and I honestly forgot what happened right after that.

[@burntpoptart7139]

i agree, the pacing was very off. i really wish they had spent the time to develop their relationship, but then again, the movie isn’t JUST about the relationship between rey and ben so i’m not that mad. i’m just happy he got his redemption.

[@PhillipRottingham]

"Did we get a redemption arc?" "Yes." "What did it cost?" "Ben Solo."😥

[@Tricksterbelle]

So do you think we'll get another 'redemption equals death' or are we getting the Full Zuko where Kylo Ren has to awkwardly fit in with the team?

[@arigadatred5395]

Hello! Kylo here.

[@FallOutWookie]

1) The Full Zuko is my new favorite phrase 2) It also sounds like something you’d ask for at the hairdressers 3) Does that make Hux Azula? (I could see him having a full psychotic break tbh)

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@FallOutWookie I would actually love to see Hux do something like Azula, mainly because he was super under-utilized in TFA and then got thrown around a lot in TLJ.

[@FallOutWookie]

Master Markus 100% agree. And I think it would be a natural progression for his character (I mean, we‘ve already seen a rather obsessive/radical/borderline-hysterical side of his character in TFA during his big speech moment. I don’t think it would take much to send that guy over the edge)

[@mastermarkus5307]

@@FallOutWookie I will be unsurprised, but excited if Hux at least tries taking over role as Supreme Leader. I have NO idea where Palpatine fits into this, and honestly, I'm not a big fan of the idea of him coming back to be the major villain or whatever when there was no reason to do so.

[@jordanrodriguez7502]

"Young and sad like a baby Dumbo"

[@sherlocksmuuug6692]

@Jake Rivers At the very least not the ugly CGI though.

[@rx500android]

Me in my emo phase

[@bip1060]

This is the kind of May the 4th content I want.

[@bfnvalley]

The party blower not making noise describes my feelings about episode 9 perfectly.

[@JackCipherCreations]

"He looks like he's been crying, in every scene, all the time." Mood.

[@eleanoronaele]

shirtless, oiled-up snoke is all i want from episode 9

[@misscranky]

Upper or lower half?

[@daforeheadbeing]

*shirtless*

[@genniegey4391]

@@daforeheadbeing the lower half wouldn't have a shirt

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

🎶 I-I-I want an oiled up Snoke Guy for Christmas! Only an oiled up Snoke Guy will doooo! I don’t want a porg, no dinky satin robe, I want to see the oil shining on his e-earlobes! I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping in his lair! Oh what joy and what surprise, when I open up my eyes, and see an oiled up Snoke standing there!🎶 This is either the best thing I’ve ever done or the worst. There is no inbetween.

[@Vale-fd4pk]

@@SunflowerSpotlight Oh god not earlobes 😱🤣

[@SabrinapicsTV]

jenny talks about how hot kylo ren is for 12 mins straight

[@raventrunite6459]

Sabrina relatable

[@EidolonSpecus]

Why are hetero whites so attracted to abusive unstable and figurative-nazi-analogy characters?

[@secretname3897]

@@EidolonSpecus ooh boy friend, you really packed your barrel tight with argument fodder, huh? You said I got one shot, I'm shootin it hard fellas You're okay, it's okay, teaching usually works better with kindness and calm

[@imsadlol4528]

@@EidolonSpecus dude literally every comment you’ve left is just you bitching about people being attracted to a fictional character. please go outside

[@zacharywood9416]

@@secretname3897 so do you have an actual response to them or are you gonna type out that you’re figuratively rolling up your sleeves waiting to drop a sizzling comeback? Because it’s been 5 months bro

[@Allycat101010]

The 'Kills' point is so good. Everyone ignores that Anakin personally blew up a planet and choked every person around him who failed or snarked or annoyed him to death. Slicing up a computer is a leg up, narratively, and that's just that... AND Anakin STILL got redeemed. People insisting they're the same or even Kylo is *worse* is, frankly, nutso. Like, dude.

[@rohgenextfan]

Kylo couldn't kill a number of people while Anakin just sliced through kids like they were bars of butter.

[@agentstache135]

Idk, I think it’s more of a Voldemort vs Umbridge kinda thing: one’s just plain evil for evil’s sake. And the other, despite having objectively less evil actions, is much more real, arguably because they’re less evil, and thus is a much more compelling and hatable character who _seems_ more evil. One has a high kill count, but most, if not all, of the people they’ve killed we don’t know or don’t really care about, the other threatens things we hold much dearer

[@itsyunome]

@@agentstache135 that's a good point. Also, I think the background plays a part - for all people dislike the prequels, they did show Anakin had a pretty fucked up lot in life, in many aspects. So for all his actions aren't in any way excusable, you can see how he got there. Meanwhile we only get that Kylo thinks Luke was going to kill him, and even so he was already "kind of evil" at that point. Anything else that might have gotten him there is purely speculation, with the added bonus of "loving father and mother" (people usually try to say he had a bad relationship with his parents, but this is actually not supported by the movies - he denies hating Han, and in fact that's why killing him was such a big deal for Snoke; if he had hated Han, it'd have meant nothing). So even if he's objectively 'less evil', he is seen as being more unreasonably so. Which only comes back to how he echoes that whiny, privileged white dude who thinks he's the must injusticed being to ever live, all while oppressing other people.

[@finnhaverkamp]

Anakin kills groups of children **twice**.

[@itsyunome]

@@finnhaverkamp also let's not forget he killed the entirety of his daughter's planet, incluindo her adoptive parents. And made her watch.

[@gokinsmen]

If you can't handle me at my Kylo, you don't deserve me at my Ben.

[@RunOfTheRim]

I feel as though, contextually, that is an extremely untrue statement.

[@Beastmig3415]

How does Jenny always kill it with the outfits EVERY TIME? Truly the master of costumes

[@electraheart7745]

She always kills it I need that dress tho

[@ashsweet]

She has the range

[@badger6882]

@@ashsweet Good phrasing

[@thedoomofred5174]

I like how the giant porg’s wing is bent under its head. Makes me think about Titanic, “paint me like one of your French girls.”

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I can’t unsee it. 😳

[@sydofsquid2496]

Why have you done this to me

[@ThreadBomb]

Old joke.

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Thread Bomb But a good joke. 😅

[@shisno7914]

The Vulptex doesn’t get enough love. This makes me sad.

[@battleupsaber462]

KZbin's going to take down this video because of how hot the Reylo sex scene is at the end. Better censor that.

[@jasonpratt5126]

No, they'll censor it due to the hot coffee visual pun viz Grand Theft Auto.

[@thereisnocarolinHR]

AND YET THEY KILLED HIM JENNY

[@NightshadeHoney]

"He's the genetic end of the Skywalker line and if he dies evil and childless it will be a bummer and make everyone sad. " This line hurts me as I know it must also hurt Jenny. Has his whole life ahead of him, indeed.

[@TheRibottoStudios]

"It's not a top 10 list they're just bullet points and there's 10 of them." Lol

[@nina7910]

OK but I had no idea of how wild the Aladdin canon is I think it's time for a rewatch

[@chrisg5042]

Iago gets some great episodes in the series as well.

[@saulodoamordivino]

Gonna say it now, if Rey doesn't AT LEAST cut off one of his arms in their final showdown, just to keep family tradition alive, I'm gonna be disappointed.

[@mariehelene6872]

Here looking for the comments from the people that already watched the movie because I don't want to feel alone in my sadness.

[@Feasco]

"Be with us."

[@PolarPhantom]

You're not alone.

[@zulaisamoose]

i'm really REALLY holding out for a kylo redemption arc a la prince zuko. awkward greeting and all

[@DeadpoolX9]

"Ow"-Ben Solo

[@deaddumplings5565]

@@DeadpoolX9 "Thats rough buddy" - Zuko

[@ThisIsMattyTrying]

Is there dip at this party? I hope there’s dip. I think Kylo is a queso kind of guy.

[@chryco4]

Dude I love queso, time to go kill my dad and be sad then get a redemption arc.

[@ThisIsMattyTrying]

chryco4 Don’t you just hate it when the queso is only a two cheese and not a three cheese so you create a new fascist government that blows up worlds? Happens way too often to me.

[@hoktril2442]

@@ThisIsMattyTrying Man, I DO hate it when that happens. This is so relatable.

[@iliketrains5525]

Queso Ren

[@rx500android]

Omg

[@centersolace]

Kylo Ren should have been played by Gilbert Gottfried.

[@Myles_Off]

Or Norm Macdonald

[@roguishpaladin]

No, no...it's the mask! Just like there was a famous actor for Vader's mask, there has to be one for Kylo's new mask! And I personally see the vocal comparison between James Earl Jones and Gilbert Gottfried.

[@WhoWouldWantThisName]

I think Snoke should have been played by Gilbert Godfreid.

[@LimeyLassen]

@@WhoWouldWantThisNameSomeone please read Star Wars lines in a Gilbert Godfried voice

[@samaelmalkira9420]

Let's be honest, the entire Star Wars saga should be remade with Gilbert Gottfried playing all characters. "DO OR DO NOT IDIOT! THERE IS NO TRYY!!!"

[@indistraction5414]

nothing has ever made me realize that BB-9E's little "eye" design is a clear and unsettling homage to HAL9000 like this video has

[@kropotkinnie]

Open the pod bay doors, BB-9E.

[@Iamjustherek]

I believe you mean BB-h8

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I mean, we all have to look up to *someone.* What’s a little droid to do?

[@Dumpknoedel]

"Sometimes, people are evil and can't be redeemed" is basically the moral of A Series Of Unfortunate Events

[@Abloe]

Just returned from Episode IX, safe to say this video did age well.

[@larrymanns364]

The "redemption arc" banner in the back is what really sells this video

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

It’s just so festive. 😅

[@AloisWeimar]

Look at Banner

[@chipi4461]

he’ll be redeemed but i think it’s a weird situation cause like??? after he gets redeemed he’s not just going to go back to the resistance with rey like “hey guys i’m good now lmao sorry abt all that lol” like he can be forgiven in the eyes of the audience but not any of the fellow characters. (EVEN IF he saves them all, they’ll probably be like “well you caused this in the first place) so like. when he is redeemed he’s not going to like stay around, whatever’ll mean for him

[@chipi4461]

Randomfools yeah if he gets redeemed he’ll probably end up dying after or like just vanishing

[@TimeandMonotony]

That's why I like the idea of him becoming a sort of Knight Errant/Wandering Jew post-redemption, flying around the galaxy doing good and atoning and shit. Plus I just like those tropes.

[@xMissPegasusx]

Yeah you're right, and now I also realized he's going to die because they won't have any other solutions for this problem

[@MmMm-sf7pe]

I feel like he'll be redeemed and die. I just don't see how else his story can end in a satisfying way.

[@everysoundthereis]

@@MmMm-sf7pe The last Skywalker dying at the end of the Skywalker saga wouldn't be satisfying to me.

[@BasiliskKingOfSerpents]

Well, it’s Star Wars, so it’ll be a giant space turtle. Just a giant turtle swimming through the void of space. Episode IX is going to have them go to Discworld, is what I think I’m saying

[@mmmghool]

a giant comet or asteroid that turns out to be giant space turtle is now at the top of my episode 9 bucket list

[@TimeandMonotony]

I immediately thought of Discworld when Jenny said that.

[@courtneygee1568]

-Could relate Kylos redemption to Zuko from Avatar Jenny: IAGO!

[@spacelizbian]

Comparing Star Wars' writing to atla would be unfair to atla

[@greenyawgmoth]

@@spacelizbian Star Wars needs a cabbage vendor. That's my takeaway here.

[@moonfestal]

Comparing Zuko and Kylo's redemption arcs is like comparing the most delicious steak in the world to a 12 week old twinkie

[@EverydayZer0]

Zuko wasn’t a war criminal👁👄👁

[@DeadpoolX9]

@@EverydayZer0 I mean. Zuko Alone and the entire earth kingdom would beg to differ.

[@oliviaann9946]

Kylo's redemption arc: "I can't be evil, I'm baby"

[@mywigdisintegrated]

are you telling me star wars is just a galactic spin off of Aladdin

[@alyssaj8779]

I have only vague knowledge of who Kylo Ren is and I agree with everything Jenny says

[@ethanrichmond3992]

Star Wars? Costumes? Kylo Ren redemption theories? Numbered lists? This is the most on-brand thing ever!

[@sprotte6665]

your profile pic is great!!! I don't know if I've ever seen someone with a DS9 icon ever!

[@ethanrichmond3992]

Thank you. I don’t find many people who recognize it, so it’s really cool that you did.

[@bastionvalehart5546]

@@ethanrichmond3992 well Morn how is it going. DS9 was my favourite of all the star treks.

[@ethanrichmond3992]

@@bastionvalehart5546 DS9 is the best Star Trek. It is just so perfect. My one complaint is that Morn talks WAY TOO much. Ugh, what a blabbermouth.

[@ColdHawk]

“Destroys his gamer chair....” OMFG I snorted so loud I woke my four year old! Whew; _price-less!_

[@rx500android]

"Shampoo commercial Kylo Ren" Thank you.

[@cheesesticks1234able]

missed opportunity to have ur redemption arc banner an actual arc instead of... scallops

[@mistyfying7729]

To be fair, I think that would be really hard to do well

[@ainternet239]

She's subverting your expectations

[@Feasco]

It's two arcs

[@radradder]

You spelt the banner wrong.. it should be "Rendemption"

[@Samael1113]

the "I" is hiding behind the "O"

[@radradder]

@@Samael1113 lol, I didn't notice that til now. Thanks for that

[@radradder]

@@Samael1113 what I originally 'complained' about was naming the video Rendemption but naming the banner Redemption. Sweet banner tho

[@katekursive1370]

OOOOOOOOOOH, DAMN, SON

[@mynameot17]

Why would you post a video so controversial yet so brave

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Because she’s so controversial, yet so brave. Perfect match. Now that’s branding.

[@ashsweet]

You ever see a video that looks like somebody swinging a bat at a hornets nest?

[@TimeandMonotony]

This is the wholesome content I come to Jenny for. And of course I agree. Bendemption is coming!

[@TawnyOwlWings]

It came, and I'm still sad about it. (I thank fanfiction forever) the fact Disney did what it did??? BAD.

[@TimeandMonotony]

@@TawnyOwlWings I actually like how they redeemed him, but I know I'm in the minority of Reylos/Bendemptionists there!

[@Annie-hb8ob]

Me coming back to this video after seeing TROS: weeelllll, we at least got a redeemed Ben....

[@Romanceguru]

It’s crazy how many hints there are that people straight up ignore due to their blind hatred for our sad boy. Thank you for coming to bat for Ben!

[@eliasunclegrandpadeserveda7509]

"star wars doesn't have any sexy villains" um okay then explain Orson Krennic?

[@nataliedenton1299]

This is correct

[@HaydenCrongeyer]

I think Galen Erso is top tier

[@hannahb6411]

She forgot about Thrawn, too.

[@belainegibsson.2082]

Um, excuse me? General Grevious showed more exposed (internal) flesh than Asajj Ventress.

[@agentstache135]

Be Laine Gibs, Son. and imagine what he could do with four arms, he’s already got experience handling four lightsabers that belong to other people at once

[@danicajekic1595]

Ladies, we've got a new postergirl for the bendemption squad

[@DoveAlexa]

For a second I thought that was a reference to him getting redemed through doggy style sex but then I remembered he has another name :P.

[@djenaba5024]

Spoiler... Good news this video didn’t age poorly Hahahah

[@____uncompetative]

Yep. :-D

[@mai_komagata]

it could have aged better.

[@lemonqueen6711]

If Kylo doesn’t get redeemed, then I’m gonna..... I don’t know I’ll just be really disappointed

[@marandaward1663]

Lemon Queen I have to know. Was it worth it? Was the redemption arc worth this anguish?

[@davidv4018]

Worse things can happen

[@1dudecrush]

My favorite point and I think the most convincing one we've seen in the new trailer is the fact that Auralnauts pointed out: the teaser ends with Kylo's theme, but shifted to a major key. Sounds like good guy Kylo.

[@TimeandMonotony]

I literally just came from watching a new Auralnauts Kylo video. 😋 And yes, you're right, I was quite impressed when they pointed that out.

[@icallitvera2790]

Normally I don't give a lot of weight to fan theories but I agree, I think that the change in his theme is the biggest smoking gun for a redemption arc. Especially with it playing over the title: The Rise of Skywalker.

[@Fujisaur]

The only thing in star wars that can't get a redemption arc are the porgs. I mean look at their evil faces. So evil.

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

Soulless eyes. O_o

[@protonjones54]

Don't talk that way about me or my porg babies _ever again_

[@oreganoed8913]

Don’t look behind Jenny.

[@HunterLyonIsAPerson]

Oh geez, I sure hope we don't find out that Rey has Empire origins to serve as a mirror contrast of Kylo's trajectory. That wouldn't be predictably JJ at all.

[@tfantasyfan]

idk finn already has a mirror contrast trajectory to kylo that got set up in tfa. it's either why not have both protags do that or why have another one... tros is a mystery waiting to happen.

[@HunterLyonIsAPerson]

Rey's posh accent says so, so much and it's weird how little it gets mentioned in the various theories. That choice was never made on accident.

[@cjc363636]

Sounds like you just peeked inside JJ's Magic Box!!! (Which means....I can totally see that happening!)

[@HunterLyonIsAPerson]

@@cjc363636 there's a lens flare joke about going blind here I'm sure I could tie into a Plato's Cave allegory if I were smarter. Instead I just have a suspicion that Reylo will somehow end the Sith and Jedi binary together to just.. ummm... end up where we call force users "Skywalkers" from here on out.

[@elliotadam8138]

Jenny if you never posted this video I would not have as many feelings toward Ben solo. I literally did not give a fuck about star wars and then I watched this video and for months it's all I can think about, I blame you for destroying my life by getting invested in kylos redemption before seeing the rise of Skywalker

[@ZimMan2]

0/10 first point implies Christopher Lee is not hot.

[@tereziamarkova2822]

Christopher Lee was so awesome he turned to the Dark Side and stayed hot.

[@breadpilled2587]

"star wars villains aren't supposed to be attractive" oh... they're not...? what's wrong with me

[@horacegentleman3296]

Nice Dagoth "Daddy" Ur avatar.