SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider

SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider
I found it.
What should I do if I ever hit a million subscribers:
Get a second spider of equivalent size - / jennynicholson
Marry the spider - / jennyenicholson
Host my own brony convention - / progamerjenny
Make it clear that I’m too cool to notice it - / spider_jewel
Places we visited:
www.thecanyonmo...
raptor-ranch.com/
www.tombstonem...
The Okra Project:
www.theokrapro...
FAO Schwarz video sources:
• New York Trip 2007 [6/8]
• FAO Schwarz
• FAO SCHWARTZ TOY STORE...
• Tour of my Harry Potte...
• AREA DE HARRY POTTER E...
• Video
• TOYS 'R' US IS BACK NE...
• FAO Schwarz Toy Store ...
• FAO Schwarz® New York ...
• FAO Schwarz Talking Tree
• FAO Schwarz Walkthrough
• Video
• FAO Schwartz Stuffed A...
• Fao Schwarz. 2001
• Newborn Nursery at FAO...
I made a playlist of vintage Bedrock City videos for further viewing (includes SD and BC locations):
• Bedrock City
And these Bedrock City videos which can’t be added to playlists because they’re marked as “for kids”:
• Flintstones Bedrock Ci...
• Flintstone's Bedrock C...
• A Tour of Flintstones ...

[@Erilis000]

19:00 small guy walking on the barrel

[@murkyhydra6351]

So true

[@cateatpasta5990]

holy shit

[@CommanderStarscream]

the fact this was from 14 hours ago on a 3 year old video is the icing on the cake

[@corvoattano1094]

@@CommanderStarscream I thought it said "3 years ago" like the other comments at first, turns out it's from 3 days ago lol

[@BE-fw1lr]

This town IS big enough for the two of us, because he's so small :)

[@allankcrain]

I'm glad that you did the responsible thing and adopted your giant spider instead of going to a breeder.

[@blarg2429]

@RDS 7 A spider angel must have a lot of arms.

[@csours]

This is where I wish youtube allowed me to give a heart reaction.

[@blarg2429]

@@csours Here: ♡

[@morganalabeille5004]

It's responsible to adopt a spider if it's from an ethical breeder.

[@scharb]

Seraphim have four limbs and six wings, so probably the arachnid version would have eight limbs and twelve wings

[@SpriterNairu]

That theme park seems like the perfect place to base my creepypasta, with my own original character, Fred Killstone - a photo negative version of Fred Flintstone

[@groofay]

It's said that his victims have injuries consistent with hit-and-runs, but instead of tire tracks...there are bare footprints!

[@Bigbluedragon9]

I wonder if Fred Tombstone wouldn't be a better name. ;P

[@groofay]

@@Bigbluedragon9 That's too sensible, this is a creepypasta we're talking here :P

[@effiesuttonthomas]

THIS COMMENT HAS ME WAILING

[@AudoricArt]

I bet his catch phrase is something like, "yaba daba do, there is no god for you!"

[@peofun1]

oh to be a giant spider plush playing billiards in an old-timey saloon

[@moviesaredope]

18:00 and holding a pistol to boot 😂

[@chunched8116]

jenny somehow managed to have more fun in arizona in a single day than i ever did in my 20 years of living there

[@Carcosahead]

Makes you appreciate the little things 😊

[@BariRose]

Places are more fun to visit than to live there.

[@cam4636]

@@BariRose Me talking about Earth

[@NoriMori1992]

There's a lot to be said for novelty.

[@abitofmoxiee]

So my 9 year old is deathly afraid of spiders, like true phobia. She won’t read National Geographic magazine anymore because once there was a spider picture. So anyway, I try to encourage “healthy spider interactions”, like cute stuffed animals, or stories with cartoon pictures, etc which she usually hates anyway. I showed her this video and she was full on belly laughing by the time the spider was playing pool in the saloon. I think we’ve made real progress here! Thanks!

[@Shrooblord]

That is epic!

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I used Jenny's videos to overcome my fear of Star Wars. She's an honorable therapist.

[@abitofmoxiee]

Flat-On-His-Face I’m still scared of Star Wars, need more videos

[@scoople6]

That is so sweet and cute!

[@olive.enthusiast]

i had to google it to remember what it was called, but if you haven’t shown her the “lucas the spider” series on youtube, i’d highly recommend it! he’s extremely cute and friendly and i imagine pretty non-threatening even to people afraid of spiders

[@shadowbolt96]

I like how Jenny remarked "It looks so good," at an actual tarantula, impressed that it did in fact look like a tarantula, which it is.

[@ThatsAwesomeAndStuff]

I thought she was surprised by the good lighting

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

look you see facimilies of your favorite thing all the time, getting to see the real thing just proves how great it really is!

[@Rolbell]

I thought it sounded like she wanted to eat it!

[@morganqorishchi8181]

I like to imagine the tarantula was blushing under her fur, thinking, "Aw, shucks. Thanks!"

[@MattiasPilhede]

At some point I completely forgot this video was about a spider, and this was about an abandoned amusement park, and the spider came back like a shock

[@reallivebluescat]

tjena! älskar din kanal mannen!

[@MattiasPilhede]

@@reallivebluescat Tack tack!

[@something3638]

I'm surprised and happy to know you watch Jenny

[@moproodu]

I believe they call that a chekov's gun

[@prisquesada6856]

ME TOO JAHDHAHDJS

[@lemonworm]

Im actually shedding real tears over the beautiful serendipity of the flinstones park being preserved as a sanctuary for modern day dinosaurs.

[@stephtennis]

👋 Wife of the bartender at the ranch here. Sorry I didn’t get to hang out and meet your spider friend. Hope I get to see you all in Disney someday!

[@unknownusername5111]

🕷️🕷️

[@Ash_W04]

🕷 🕷

[@tricksterflame]

🕸🕷🕸

[@pahharper]

🕸🕷🕷🕷🕸

[@SuperMovieLvr933]

This is the wholesome content we deserve.

[@gordonscott6180]

That gatekeeping Flintstones fan doesn't realize that he will never love the Flintstones half as much as Jenny loves disused roadside attractions.

[@shadebug]

He doesn’t realise that he will never love the Flintstones as much as she loves meeting people who gatekeep ridiculous fandoms

[@sixoffcenter80]

@@shadebug You're not a real fan of 90's infomercials!

[@Cdr2002]

@@shadebugbet he doesn’t even know the iconic line “We participated in a genocide, Barney”

[@makeitthrough_]

​@@Cdr2002 I didn't know Fred and Barney were in the IDF

[@SabrinaJacksonplustardis]

when you hit a million subs you should have a spider convention and we can all wear spider costumes and wiggle around on the floor

[@sightninja]

ಠ_ಠ ... ( ಠ ͜ʖಠ)

[@melissahourihan2344]

Yo I’m down

[@Normbox268]

I’m also down

[@dragonscoolguys6580]

And play hat

[@SkarkDogy]

I call dibs on dying of starvation inside the windowsill

[@HawkFirePhoenix]

Imagine selling someone a spider in the middle of a pandemic and eventually finding this video only to realize she took it out on the town in a small western hotel.

[@charliem.1368]

id be proud of my spon (spider son) going out and seeing the world... they grow up so fast :,)

[@Durmomo0]

That spider is living its best life

[@fuckinghelenlikewhatthehel2629]

Frankly I’m not sure what else you would expect from a person buying a giant spider in the middle of a pandemic

[@RainWelsh]

@@Durmomo0 the little cowboy hat on top as it sits in the chair cracked me up.

[@Joeljaboy]

She didn’t find the spider, the spider found her

[@moproodu]

Woody: "No one's getting replaced!" *The big porg watches from afar and shakes his head as Jenny's car pulls into the driveway. If only the cowboy could know his pain.*

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Deserves more likes👍 Edit:I guess I spoke too soon.

[@sploogecarp814]

What Porg? *He's irrelevant now*

[@Lupus_Intus]

I would absolutely watch this toy story remake

[@davepalliaser4798]

Jenny says "don't get used to me doing road trip videos" and the first thing I thought of was the road trip to pick up the giant Porg and her trying to carry it then trying to stuff it into the back seat of the car.

[@moproodu]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 I FEEL NOURISHED

[@AndresBribiesca]

Can't wait for "1 M subs: Jenny gets a feral donkey"

[@indipindy16]

jenny singlehandedly saving arizona's economy by showing off the very best tourist spots

[@donnylurch4207]

They'll need the traffic when every good free speech cowboy dies to COVID-19.

[@harseik7354]

@@donnylurch4207 If they're all over 65, sure.

[@Cuix]

@@donnylurch4207 meanwhile the rest of us, sitting in our homes, looking out the window and weeping silently at our ludicrous mismanaged state

[@Commy01]

Hey, I'll have you know we have TWO massive holes. We are doing just fine in the ol' tourism department.

[@tracychristenson177]

@@Cuix I haven't been weeping, but I've definitely been complaining a lot. I actually don't mind having extra time at home because I'm an introvert with a lot of hobbies, but Jenny reminds me that it's fun to get out and about sometimes. After the coronavirus pandemic is over, I might take a road trip with some friends down to Tombstone or something!

[@AlexDenney]

"I stand for the flag, I kneel for the fallen" hits differently when its lingerie.

[@oddcrafter1270]

I was just thinking that, myself...

[@Astro_Fizzix]

To be fair though, it does pair perfectly with the 'Patriotism makes me horny' boxers

[@makeitthrough_]

*Oh no*

[@henryapplebottom7231]

I..

[@cargo_vroom9729]

I worry about anyone who's literally horny for Nationalism.

[@New2DM2]

"As if digital catalogs are a good way to market to a demographic that doesn't understand delayed gratification or object permanence." Okay, that line absolutely killed me. It's like the most scathing board room indictment ever by the up and coming maverick "who is done with your shit".

[@New2DM2]

Also, let it be said that most times I enjoy Jenny's videos and think, "Wow, that's awesome that she's doing something that she seems to really enjoy doing and does well, and bonus, I am thoroughly entertained by." This is one of the few times where I was like, "Wow... that looked like so much fun that I am genuinely jealous of the entire experience." So congrats on the successful non-covid trip, the spider, and the milestone in subscribers.

[@RoryMajule]

As a biologist that used to work in a spider lab, I can say that Jenny definitely gives off the same weird energy as the entomologists I worked with

[@allisonhomiak2336]

I can second that. Entomologists have a very strong weird energy. I'd like to think it's a fun, quirky kind of weird. Also, I have a spider question, since I don't have a lot of experience in that area. Jenny mentioned "spiders on corkboard" in this video. Is there a situation where pinning a spider (to foam, not literal cork) would be preferable to putting it in ethanol?

[@seaspinster3246]

Allison Homiak From what I understand and have seen, putting a spider on display not in ethanol only really happens when either it is a complete reconstruction not made of spider parts or if the abdomen of the spider is removed cause that part tends to rot and can’t be preserved well outside of an ethanol solution. Most of the times spiders have to be kept as wet specimens cause they tend to famously shrivel up when they die, which isn’t great for pinning. That’s what I’ve heard on the subject anyway👍

[@allisonhomiak2336]

@@seaspinster3246 Thanks. I wasn't sure if there was some kind of exception to that rule, but the reconstruction thing makes more sense. Putting a pin through the cephalothorax seems pretty destructive for a research specimen, even ignoring the dehydration issue. But then again, I've seen some pretty bizarre choices in specimen preservation (looking at you, house centipede with a million pins holding up each of your legs), so I didn't want to risk missing an opportunity to learn something, you know?

[@nothankyouthanksforasking]

She talked about that in a ramble video. She wanted to become a entomologist as a kid but changed her mind when her class had some kind of career day and entomologists at a university told her that they work with dead specimens and also scorpions.

[@OlleLindestad]

Also entomologist here. I was surprised to hear about the "spiders on corkboards" thing because my impression is that spiders can't be pinned the way insects can because they fall apart as they dry. When we worked with spiders in class, we always just used ethanol. But maybe people preserve the spiders and then pin them?

[@swimmyswim417]

We’ve got elaborate toy store discourse, rare eBay finds, an obscure defunct theme park, a cowboy hotel with fancy hats, and a very handsome spider boyfriend. You’re really spoiling us with this quality content.

[@linkfreak911]

Don't forget the feral donkeys

[@number1spritefan]

Le Mordus I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY!!

[@LycoLoco]

And a *real* tarantula! This video has content from like 7 other channels all rolled into one.

[@dennislessing643]

Not to mention the beastly wallet and the JW Johnstone book!

[@becca7648]

Also !! trans rights at the very end !! :)

[@bleach00101]

The “I kneel for the fallen” printed on the lingerie really makes me have questions

[@jackdanielsinthelionsden1887]

make space for freedom in the bedroom

[@czechmeoutbabe1997]

It’s for getting laid, but remembering those that laid down for you. Murica baby.

[@c17sam90]

Czech me out, Babe because in the moment some people want to think about the many ways soldiers can die in battle

[@sokkvabekkr5973]

necrophilia attire baybey

[@awfulwoman]

America’s fetishisation of war is quite literal.

[@cindymiller8950]

"My child doesn't have friends so I bought him this spider."

[@AwesomeBlackDude]

Wondering if she's secretly married?

[@lauri363]

And since this is Aragog, the tweet must have been written by Hagrid's mom. What a twist!

[@lauri363]

Or dad. Actually, far more likely his dad.

[@mmquinn944]

@@AwesomeBlackDude its a reference to one of her other videos! :)

[@rimlix939]

He loves it when we play hat

[@rickyricardo9710]

The combination of the covid masks and preparations and the flinstones park being completely empty made it feel like I was watching a group of people born after an apocalypse explore a once popular theme park and marvel at what humans used to do for fun lol

[@LnPPersonified]

I have a feeling that if things continue as they are, that'll be Disney World in another few years.

[@ThreadBomb]

The thumbnail of masked Jenny holding giant a plush spider at first looked like a video game screenshot to me. Like the next Fallout game or something.

[@cryptidxcreature]

the explorative tone and reading out the graffiti gave me that really surreal sensation lol

[@rheasilverstorm6366]

I just love how Jenny says “spider.” It always has this mix of affection and mischief.

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

Her enthusiasm rlly made me happy too

[@crawdadnc479]

"You probably didn't watch Flintstones" - Yeah, cos those daily re-runs on TBS were so inaccessible. Only true fans could navigate basic cable.

[@Vihart]

This is a good video and a good spider

[@madelein3167]

omg it's the anti-pi guy, you validated me in precalc

[@skepticalfaith5201]

@gladelein Huh? Anti-pi guy? Now I’m intrigued.

[@chucklebutt4470]

All hail the Maths Queen!

[@AidanXavier1]

@@skepticalfaith5201 vi has made multiple vids that argue for Tau (τ is 2×π) instead. But also check out all the spiral and fractal stuff

[@badnewsfromouterspace5653]

It's weird how Jenny and Vi have the same exact energy

[@madison.mcclellan]

Jenny's experiences are not universal, but god i wish they were

[@cthulhulordofchaos3465]

I think the thing that keeps me coming back to her videos is the childlike wonder she seems to have about these kinds of things

[@marinasweeney4727]

They're not universal, but they're somehow so relatable

[@BBXcompany]

Tobey Maguire being Jenny's celebrity crush has more implications than I had originally thought

[@Cdr2002]

Now dig on this

[@81OH4Z4RD]

1000th like.

[@laserflyer]

Fan theory: this entire video is just a ploy to get Jenny's secret alt account, "TalkingTree2010," off the ground.

[@SneakerStalkers]

Lmaooo

[@josephschultz3301]

Alright, I'm game. Let's get that tree to half a million!

[@gardenhose1858]

she really said “my spider dealer” we dont deserve you

[@munstify]

I wonder if that dude was like "Why would anyone buy this spider?" and then later googled Jenny and was like "Oh."

[@lpstravlers]

The fact that Jenny was accused of being a fake Flintstones fan while wearing a cavewoman dress-

[@one_smol_duck]

The fact that Jenny WAS a fake Flinstones fan while wearing a cavewoman dress

[@MonkeyChessify]

There's like one other person at a failed Flintstone park and that guy does the classic "bet you're not even a fan" bit? Don't be that guy.

[@juhlsghouls]

With matching mask

[@nerdychocobo]

The idea of accusing someone of being a fake flinstones fan is so funny to me

[@RankedZero]

@@MonkeyChessify Its a generational gap thing, It happens to me at the office sometimes, One time my coworker didn't believe that I watched Mac Guyver because I was 15 years younger than everyone else, it is what it is. Sooner or later Millenials and zoomers will be like "theres no way you're a real fan of 'Teen titans' or 'Avatar" you probably watched "Teen titans GO' or "legend of Kora"

[@angelicaschuyler9349]

Your sister really calmly saying, “yabba dabba do-it” made me lose it

[@nootnoot759]

you could even say it made you yabba dabba lose-it

[@PogieJoe]

Some major network needs to sponsor a show where Jenny travels around the globe breaking into abandoned roadside attractions and obtaining giant plushes like Pokémon.

[@chrisbcpack]

PLEASE

[@rubydubdub2965]

Not even breaking in, just asking them nicely, it seems to work well for her

[@SummitSummit]

She's got to see them all.

[@goodwithastain]

I'd watch that

[@moproodu]

Jenny doesn't understand cause and effect. She talks big game about how very few people are around her when she has her giant spider, whilst failing to consider that the presence of a giant spider might have caused the lack of people. Aragog ate them. That's what I'm saying.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

No. Aragog is far too respectfull and generous to eat another living being.

[@cottage-core_]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 uh

[@snoproblem]

"Goodbye... friends of Jenny."

[@Conformist138]

I am now 100% convinced every fandom of every kind has a guy standing in the corner waiting for his chance to call any woman he sees a "fake fan"

[@blarg2429]

Sounds like something a fake Jenny Nicholson fan would say tbh... bet you didn't even watch the video before commenting. ;)

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

Makes me wonder what the fuck the guy was doing there anyways. Cause from what she was saying he didn't work there.

[@bobtheball5384]

LMAO

[@dm9910]

I doubt it's a woman thing in this case, more that Jenny looks pretty young. Source: I'm in my mid twenties and people ~5 years older than me are routinely shocked when I say I know anything from pre-2000.

[@ampersandcastle1091]

dm9910 probably a combo of the two

[@davidstreicher1103]

*Jenny and Aragog sit out on rocking chairs outside Old West Saloon* *Three literal cowboys walk out of the shadows towards them, lead cowboy spits in the dust intensely* "We don't take kindly to Giant Spahders in these parts, y'all best mosey outta here" *His eyes narrow on Aragog, who stares innocently into the middle distance.* Then Aragog springs to life and pulls out eight revolvers

[@pholdren]

I'd pay to see this in action.

[@hadleykennedy5709]

“The closest thing to vlog content you’ve ever made” how quickly Jenny has forgotten Porg

[@greenyawgmoth]

And toothbrushing the pony toys.

[@geekdoms]

We never forget Porg

[@ElementalWhispers]

I need more toothbrushing MLPs.

[@novelyst]

Jenny's next vlog-adjacent video will be her journey to pick up a gigantic plush My Little Pony Pony.

[@mrkglsr]

Can’t wait for the next big plushie vlog

[@DarkLordFluffee]

i can't believe you got fake gamer girled at at flintstones theme park

[@nailinthefashion]

nothing sounds more believable. nothing

[@thomasakagi7545]

A DEFUNCT Flintstones theme park

[@wedgewizard5429]

you dont have to believe that, because that isnt what happened, she was called a fake flintstone fan

[@bruceusername]

Wedge Wizard it’s an expression

[@SpirusOfH]

@@wedgewizard5429 exactly. She got fake gamer girled.

[@doom_delrey9736]

Personally, I’m proud to be one of Jenny’s other, smaller spiders. We number over 500,000 now, and shall soon be powerful enough to do what must be done.

[@Awesomolocity]

Ron: "I don't like spiders"

[@bobjohnson8468]

What must be done?

[@doom_delrey9736]

Bob Johnson as a fellow spider, I understand that you’re testing my pliability. We both know, and I shall not speak of it in such a public forum as this.

[@kungolaf4499]

Order 66 on humanity?

[@Jack-sy8mr]

For the Greater Good...

[@soulslikefan6760]

I often think about how utterly horrifying toy story would be if it took place in Jenny's house.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

“you’ve got a friend in me” but it’s Woody riding atop a gigantic Aragog plushie through the house

[@punkrckr6889]

"But just in like a horse way, not in like an aggressive way."

[@kurdtcoben]

fun fact: horses sometimes devour smaller animals like chicks or kitten if they need proteins.

[@anagjini7111]

Kurdt Coben understandable i too sometimes devour smaller people for sustenance when im hungry but forgot to bring lunch ://

[@kurdtcoben]

@@anagjini7111 sometimes one has to walk the extra mile, ya feel me?

[@soulr9729]

A curious nibble, a friendly chomp, an affectionate nom.

[@Neptunequeen42]

I can’t believe that in an abandoned theme park in the middle of nowhere in the middle of a pandemic there’s STILL a man calling any woman he sees a fake fan of something

[@blarg2429]

That's the real plague tbh.

[@vellawoodbury4258]

I feel like he's like a ghost or something who haunts the Flintstones fandom with his bad vibes

[@bismuthcrystal9658]

"Ah, but you can't *prove* beyond a reasonable doubt that it was a sexism thing! Just like you can't *prove* the cops doing horrible things are racist!" - A bunch of people who are probably so bad at pattern recognition they see tartan and tell you your clothes have some stains on them.

[@lancerutt9936]

@@bismuthcrystal9658 ehhhhhhh maybe don't make glib police brutality comparisons

[@DerrillGuilbert]

Wait, you really can't believe it? As a man, I think you aren't a real connoisseur of bizarre fandom gatekeepers.

[@angelictofu]

I am personally super pumped that they're turning that old Flintstones theme park into a bird conservation park. It's really fitting to have this old dinosaur park become repopulated by living dinosaurs! Also I just really love the way they decided to use the caveman houses as enclosures. That's just adorable.

[@BritneyT.]

I was thinking the same thing!

[@bepisthescienceman4202]

It's nice there keeping some old flintstone things

[@stevem.o.1185]

@@bepisthescienceman4202 I mean, it makes sense. It would cost more money to destroy it or haul it out. You might as well get creative with it. The birds aren't picky about kitschy housing.

[@sallyoldford9237]

@@BritneyT. I went in August 2021 and it was really sad. The bird enclosures consisted of one small perch that they were tethered to and a dirty water bowl. There were like 5 birds total and they were super far apart from each other. The vandalized and broken down flintstone memorabilia was less depressing than the treatment of the birds :/

[@fwooooosh3675]

@@sallyoldford9237 yikes :(

[@anonymousdratini]

I think Raptor Ranch keeping the Flinstones fixtures is really sweet. It’s like “here you see dinosaurs of days past, and now look at the dinosaurs of now.” And just, the recycling of buildings for enclosures? Beautiful. I love it.

[@brandonolsen579]

Like 3 years ago, while I was working as a waiter for a shitty buffet, a man in a wheel chair stopped me completely unprompted and in a very serious tone, asked, “son, do you know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, the people of YabuDhabiDoooooo” and that still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.

[@Finimellin]

Underappreciated comment, I straight up snorted reading this

[@ava_marie_v]

That man has become my new hero

[@whythenumber]

Thankyou for this anecdote I treasure it

[@jenetikitty]

The noise I made reading this comment was inhuman. thank you :D

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

Jenny's excitement over the outside of a closed, defunct theme park is why I can watch her talk about anything. I hope the giant Aragog and the giant Porg have a lovely life together.

[@claytonberg721]

I assumed if they came to life like in toy story they'd fight but maybe they'll become romantically involved?

[@adamwarlock1]

@@claytonberg721 Think of the beautiful children they'd have!

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

@@claytonberg721 At the very least, they'd make for an *awesome* buddy cop-type duo.

[@magdalenagiselle786]

I hope for the next big Milestone, Jenny records their wedding

[@juliamavroidi8601]

I ship it

[@anneloes2]

Earnestness is deeply underrated and I'm really into your enthusiasm about old decrepit theme parks, giant spiders and western themed hotels with accompanying shows. There's so much fun to life if we care to look.

[@GarmrKiDar]

9:53 I'm one hundred percent convinced that that guy was actually a creepypasta-tier cryptid, haunting the park and testing the _worth_ of its visitors. Probably wore a photo-negative Fred Flintstone suit too.

[@nerdherder9340]

Gotta say, an abandoned Flintstones theme park in the middle of the desert that is now full of predatory birds is dope as hell

[@erinhaury5773]

I mean, if birds really did evolve from dinosaurs, then this is somehow the most fitting thing they could have done with the space. Take out dinosaur model, insert live raptor.

[@circling-girl]

The Beastly wallet made me laugh for about a minute straight.

[@Necroskull388]

I immediately had to rewatch the video when I read this comment, I can't believe I just glossed over that on first viewing

[@kobochaos]

I kinda thought that book was a chuck tingle story

[@dystopyxrose]

"Spider dealer" I love watching videos where people are just HAPPY and joyful about something. So this video is everything I love. Especially when the spider is acquired!

[@rickyricardo9710]

honestly half of Jenny's videos are just new lore about random obscure things that make her super happy and I live for it.

[@GreatBooker]

I feel like I’m just collecting Jenny lore for hopefully my own spider side quest and I’m here for it

[@RexcorJ]

The energy really sells it for me. I'm new to watching her videos, but I like listening to her talk about things like this because of the passion behind her words.

[@dystopyxrose]

Rexcor Jungmir I love the passion

[@happyllama1160]

That's a massive thing I envy Americans for. In Ireland there are no themed hotels. That's not strictly true but the themes are like, oak furniture, wine tasting ect, all tasteful and grown up. I just want to spend a night in a fish.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

The Jonah Experience 🐳

[@Aisubun]

LMFAO

[@hannahbraun59]

make your own fish hotel! :) you’re not the only Irish person who secretly wants a whimsical holiday I’m sure!!

[@aoifecahill9264]

hi fellow irish person i would also love a themed hotel!

[@kakonthebed]

Same in South Africa unfortunately

[@violentcrumble6720]

Jenny: Goes to buy an "Extremely Large Spider" also Jenny: He's very large!

[@zachrichardson3947]

You could say he’s “a big man”

[@0hate9]

it's really heavy

[@labbaby189]

I would sue for false advertisement.

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

When horses or donkeys bite you like that, it's because they are trying to groom you. Basically, the donkey was returning the favor of you petting him.

[@g.e.9227]

omg thats so cute

[@Psilocybin77]

keep that in mind when I next run into a roaming gang of feral donkeys

[@myettechase]

🥺

[@natasha8007]

This made my day, thank you.

[@ThunderTaker1215]

I love this so much.

[@kyle_the_cozy]

Normally if a KZbin host was like "Can we talk about the current minimalism trend and how it carries over to toy stores?" I'd be like "No thanks," but for some reason this time I was like "Hell yeah we can!"

[@Pablo360able]

okay but can we though??? because minimalism is fine and all, but it feels way too overpresent. you'd think if there were any style that would resist being *overused* it would be the one with *min* in the name

[@iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013]

@@Pablo360able It's just a matter of giant capitalist operations not really having any idea what they're doing and following trend to trend (lagging behind by 5-10 years at a time, naturally) because X Successful Company Did Y, but with more math to make them feel better about it. Everything starts out as cool and unique, gets overused to the point that people become sick of it and it begins to become a liability, and cycles all the way to 'old-school and earnest'. What separates the more competent ones from the less (and no one that's had a large stake in toys r us since the leveraged buyout has ever been competent at actually running a business, just devouring them) is the ability to tell when it's too late to jump on the trend, because they won't have time to retool before it becomes a problem.

[@Wintorn]

I wish I had friends who would bring me on roadtrips to buy giant spiders.

[@liamross340]

being jenny’s friend sounds great youd randomly get calls every three months like “i need to watch every barbie movie do you want to watch them with me”

[@ahhh4117]

@@liamross340 "Of course I do what else would I do with my weekend"

[@cocothedino_2901]

u can BE that friend

[@Natalie-hg3gh]

@@cocothedino_2901 yeah but then you gotta plan it

[@elsie8757]

Can you IMAGINE being the one other group of people staying at that little old west town and seeing this petite girl in a sundress just... roll up carrying around a plush spider as big as she is

[@skippythealien9627]

lmfao the way she is hauling that spider around cracks me up so bad lol

[@wmc5431]

Just when I let go of my crush on Jenny, she reels me back in, just like that.

[@magicwinxcrow2612]

"I was able to take Aragog out on the town and show him a good time" why does that seem like something Hagrid would do?

[@marunalister5597]

Getting sloshed with a giant spider is totally something Hagrid would do.

[@Cassiterit3]

He absolutely did that at some point, with Aragog poorly hidden in his giant coat XD

[@henryapplebottom7231]

Because it is. Case closed.

[@NeoMark627]

Imagine the choices you would have had to make in life to gatekeep the Flintstones.

[@tbotalpha8133]

If I was that guy, I would be thrilled to meet a human being under 50 who gave a shit about the Flintstones.

[@mikaelaisraelsson119]

Lol, yeah that's bleak.

[@mikaelahill5554]

@Liam McNieve It could have been due to her age possibly? Maybe he thought she was too young to have grown up watching the flintstones

[@dorksouls978]

@@mikaelahill5554 It's clear that it's just this. The drama queens above you really need to sit down somewhere quiet and chill out.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@@dorksouls978 And while they do that, you need to memorize the definition of "joke" until you start to understand what it means lmao. 💀

[@kylebaryonyx9478]

Just here to say that as an entomologist, most of what we do looks at insects as they live, as do arachnologists. The pinned insects are just used to represent diversity, most of what we do is in the field with love bugs

[@OriginalDonutposse]

I like the Freudian slip of “love bugs” for “live bugs” there. Bird person here but I love live birds and cringe at the thought of people killing specimens to draw and document them (a la Audubon - most of his drawings are from birds he captured and/or killed). I mean, I’ve picked up a few dead birds in order to identify them and to save for a study on a then-prevalent outbreak. And I get banding and releasing. But I didn’t even like killing chicks to feed the snakes at the zoo I worked at. Thanks for pointing out the difference between an entomologist and an arachnologist. I wanted to, but didn’t want to belabor the point or be rude.

[@tinajames5868]

You can be the only other person at an essentially abandoned theme park in the middle of nowhere and still encounter gatekeeping....truly amazing

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Misogyny finds a way

[@Ttoby89]

@@laurafrakinroslin *prayer hands* plush toys are the virus?

[@marinasweeney4727]

I came here to hear about a giant spider, I was not expecting to see an analysis of FAO Schwarz, a ghost train, an abandoned Flintstones theme park, or a wild west themed motel. great content, 10/10 very on brand for Jenny

[@FlatOnHisFace]

It's like an exposé about a Star Wars theme park at Disneyland and branding it a tale of trains.

[@Bageer1]

Given that birds are dinos the Flintstones to raptor sanctuary is cool.

[@shana2765]

the spider holding a gun while playing pool is a hell of a mood

[@lightningwaffle9528]

i saw that too!

[@thoughtengine]

"Something about making Hedwig impractically large, larger than an owl would ever be, was just extremely funny to me"... Says a girl with a four-foot-tall porg.

[@tormuse2916]

I think it's safe to say that the four-foot tall porg is also extremely funny to her.

[@no-man_baugh]

I mean nowhere in that sentence implies she wouldn’t like to have one

[@livdrawz6234]

And a giant tarantula

[@sholem_bond]

woosh

[@billkormas3460]

comically large owl

[@juannunez5767]

Random guy in Arizona the rest of the year: "yeah, this lady on the internet bought the giant spider. She brought cameras."

[@Awesomolocity]

I wonder how many people in this video will discover that the strange lady they met a few weeks ago is a famous youtuber simply due to an influx of traffic heading their way lol.

[@SyntheticEddie]

much more popular than his "yeah I just get drunk and watch youtube videos even though im meant to be bartending" speech.

[@letsfixthisvideos1805]

My favorite part is hearing your friend whisper “Yabba dabba do it,” while you went down the dinosaur slide.

[@Natalie-hg3gh]

It's the small "yes" for me 🤌

[@DustyHoney]

“Yabba-dabba-do it” “yass”

[@georgerogers2120]

"I'm not going to not get the spider, but I need to be very cautious about HOW I get the spider." I have kept tarantulas and got my degree in biology with a focus on spiders. This is a relatable feeling.

[@TitusLivy777]

You have the most charming and unusual personality I've ever encountered. I've never known another adult who has managed to retain an authentically childlike and unironic enthusiasm for life. It is utterly enchanting. Best of all, you have shown me that it is silly and at least mildly self-abusive for us adults to cast off our spontaneity and our unselfconscious love of life...including the ordinary parts. I'm always pleased to see that you've posted another video on KZbin, and I'm genuinely grateful for the effort you invest in making them. Thank you!

[@tiffany15O5]

This is a really lovely comment. I love Jenny, she's so charming and funny and very unique.

[@GabrielSantos-qx8nf]

I genuinely smiled reading this. Keep the dream alive man! The child version of us never really goes, it's always a part of us!

[@fruit4evr]

This is so sweet. She genuinely seems like a wonderful person and so caring with the donation to the charity. Especially because of how JK Rowling is transphobic. Your comment made my day!!!

[@greenergrass4060]

Same! One of my biggest fears of growing up is to lose my Energy, Enthusiasm, and the childhood wonder of trying new things and the drive to explore. Really dont wanna be another faceless worker in a monotonous society. Jaded, Worn out and tired , with very little time left to do the stuff i really love. Jenny reminds me that its possible to be a succesful adult and still have that Childlike wonder ✨

[@BatmanuelTheCactus]

This is exactly how i feel! Thank you for putting it into words.

[@iqvoice]

If you ever doubted whether Jenny was an excitable fangirl under her facade of calmness, DOUBT NO MORE.

[@Cesaryeyo]

One of the things I like of her is that she can convey excitement, spite, anger etc without yelling, which is a great break from usual youtube.

[@MrBiggles53]

Check out her gisnt porg video for Genuine Jenny Moments 😎

[@montanarose4622]

This is the quintessential Why I Love Jenny video. Self indulgent idea that she finds a way to share with us, unabashed enthusiasm for her hobbies, going out of her way to support small local businesses, genuine appreciation and respect for theme park history, and large spiders. I love Jenny like Jenny loves old parks.

[@hjrian]

As a European watching this I feel a bit strange in realising how stereotypically 'American' a lot of the USA is. The love of western things, the weirdly specific themed roadside attractions, the 'we love freedom' bits, and associating that with certain kinds of behaviour. Like, I have seen it in media, but that it's real? Maybe I am weird. I really love the road trip content, and I used to have a big pillow with aragon embroidered on it, so I do appreciate the content!

[@JennaEmbers]

It is very real but thankfully, only in certain areas.

[@Hal-p5y]

This is really specific to location. America is enormous.

[@overgrownkudzu]

i don't think it's like this everywhere, at least all the cowboy stuff seems mostly touristy.

[@Carcosahead]

Is real kiddo, ‘merica! FUCK YEAH! *shoots to the air*

[@bunnieskitties293]

Yeah oddly enough real Americans love real American values. And since the wild west was probably the biggest single cultural event in American history and is truly and wholey American, obviously we're going to like that thing we did and invented. We also like personal freedoms and liberties, at any cost. No matter the risk, even if people get hurt because we'd rather people get hurt while exercising free spirited independence than get restricted(And thus hurt) by government intervention. Pretty much all the places in America not completely washed out and blended with foreigners to the point theyre not even Americans anymore(Nothing against those people, just saying, theyre not red blooded Americans, theyre Mexicans and Russians and Japanese and Iranians, ect, not the same as an American family with 6 generations of American history) are going to be huge into all those American cultural norms. Southern hospitality. Loving guns. Wanting true freedom at any cost. Rugged individualism. And because America is such a young country and our mass expansion was noticably recent, the idea of having boomtowns and temporary hot spots show up along the road and become attractions is kinda a thing in our culture as well. When us white Americans got here, this was 90% unpopulated, empty land. There wernt very many natives here so a crap load of that expansionism was into wild unspoiled unknown. Naturally caused such landmarks to arise as civilization was brought to empty, beautiful landscapes. We really are like that, when you get out to the small towns and heartland of America. Obviously if you go to some big city its just a collection of 'everyone' like any city anywhere in the world. Kinda feel bad for peopel who go to foreign countries and then just visit cities, since you cant understand a nation's culture if you dont go to the heart of it, the small towns, the places where the culture is still preserved. If I go to Africa to learn how Africans live, I dont want to be in Capetown, I want to be in some small white farmer's ranch or off in a traditional village.

[@DarkKnight95sm]

Most KZbinrs “if you’re not subscribed, please subscribe” Jenny “this is to celebrate 500,000 subscribers so if you’re not subscribed... go away”

[@direcircumstances]

Jenny literally can't do anything without some man showing up to call her a fake fan, jesus christ.

[@DoinItforNewCommTech]

A fake fan of *The Flintstones* of all things too! Of course we all know that Jenny can't even name all the alley cat characters in Top Cat

[@Aurelian369_]

imagine someone calling her a fake spider enjoyer

[@typacsk]

@@Aurelian369_ (Paige Davis has entered the chat)

[@divinelily]

I loved the very soft “yabba-dabba-DO-IT” from the camera person while Jenny went down the slide, hahahaha!!

[@rollergirl2757]

Yes I laughed so hard 😂

[@dylantrevorlinville1340]

"Good, Jenny, Good. Slide. Slide now" "I....I shouldn't" "Yabba Dabba DEW IT"

[@0The_Farlander0]

Big spider coming through the saloon doors like "this town ain't big enough for the one of me"

[@smolcharlie1736]

This really made me laugh, thank you.

[@SuperbLobster]

Donkeys, Flintstones, cowboys, haunted hotels, spiders, trains, abandoned theme parks...this video literally has everything.

[@linuxelf]

I read this in the voice of Stefan from SNL, which is how I am really hoping you meant it to be. :)

[@kristyw89]

OWLS!

[@Ttoby89]

......KEVIN?!?

[@TheMurrmursonbottle]

Stephen Gilbert “New York’s hottest new club is “Man Sized Spider,” this place has everything...”

[@trtx84]

I like to imagine the buyer logged on to KZbin this morning, randomly saw the thumbnail and was like "Wait...that's HER!" and now he has this whole backstory to the person who randomly bought his giant spider.

[@ShallowVA]

Oh god, that guy gate-keeping a decades-old cartoon in the closed gift shop of an abandoned theme park... sir what are you doing

[@CTOOFBOOGLE]

That was the highlight of his year.

[@wakkawakka2demo]

Only a true Flinstan would understand

[@This1sS0Stup1d]

wakkawakka2demo this comment made my week

[@KuzuTomoki]

It didn't come off as gate keeping though. Sounded a lot more like an age thing. "You're probably too young to have watched or have interest in the show of my childhood" or something like that, not an uncommon sentiment older generations have. It's akin to when people find it odd that younger generations become huge fans of bands that have long since been out of style. I find it more weird that people took such offense than the guy making the conjecture himself. It's such an innocuous claim

[@Earthstar_Review]

Isn't that the habitat for certain kinds of trolls?

[@ocdmodernwarfare2049]

I adore the polite spider dealer with the normal-sized lint roller pressed again the GIANT SPIDER

[@anatidaephobia67]

I feel like "thanks to all my subspiders" was a missed opportunity.

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

that should be the fandom name

[@caitlynjoy7295]

Underrated comment

[@Dani-it9vc]

LMAO

[@j-money2337]

What Jenny doesn’t realize is that the Flintstones fan she met was actually the Truest Flintstones fan, the arbiter of the Flintstones fandom and the metric by which all other Flintstones fans are measured. I mean, why else would he be questioning a stranger about their viewership of a children’s cartoon?

[@Mailed-Knight]

Best comment regarding that weirdo.

[@MrDj232]

Children's cartoon? It was basically porn. Look at those scandalously short dresses. And it has a husband and wife sleeping in the same bed! Outrageous. Please tell me that the /s isn't necessary here.

[@Ash_W04]

@@MrDj232 /s is not necessary ever on KZbin 😂 You'll just confuse some people

[@rundemccea8365]

Hey I'm on gatekeeping stranger's side. I bet she never even lived with real dinosaurs that were used as water taps and toilets, like he did.

[@Szriko]

@@MrDj232 well, considering that was real criticism aimed at it

[@gavinsmiley9377]

Let me get this straight. You and your friends drive around and willingly stay in haunted train cars and investigate abandoned theme parks. Are you guys the real Mystery Inc?

[@PsychadelicoDuck]

Scooby Doo wishes he was a five-and-a-half-foot spider.

[@tatehildyard5332]

I don’t even know Jenny’s friends, but I am 1000% certain she’s the Velma of the group

[@shupasopni]

@@PsychadelicoDuck Clearly they are one of Hannah Barbara's half a million knockoff mystery gangs.

[@oarpony8955]

@@tatehildyard5332 Actually, her clothing almost matched Velma's color scheme. And her glasses sell the image.

[@theotheremily333]

The orange sweater she wore in this vid really put it over the edge #velmarights

[@liv97497]

I like it when she says "oooh it looks so good" about a tarantula just going about their day

[@Biskmut]

God, the "I stand for the flag, I kneel for the fallen" negligee just made me laugh for a whole entire minute.

[@DrowsyJasmine]

she was being sarcastic when she said that the lingerie was beautiful, right? sorry i'm assuming yes but i have a hard time with reading tone 😅 if she was, that's literally hilarious LOLL

[@gracewsho]

@@DrowsyJasmine she was

[@AlexAlex-hs2sp]

Nothing is sexier than patriotism

[@58209]

@@AlexAlex-hs2sp nothing gets me wetter than racist dogwhistles /s

[@DuckInGameStop]

@@AlexAlex-hs2sp 🇺🇲😩

[@lotusmaglite]

That OK Corral show was one of the last things I ever did with my father, at the end of 2019. The whole family went there during the holidays, and we took a bunch of old-timey pictures together. Then we went to see the show. The Doc Holliday actor had the same cane I legit use to walk with. He seemed awkwardly unsure of what to make of that. When I held my cane forward to show him it was the same one, he nervously clacked the knob of his into mine, like some kind of disability fist bump. Good times. A few days later, January 1, 2020, my father passed away. It's weird and good that a pit stop in Jenny's spider quest reaffirmed those memories. I'm oddly grateful. So, thank you.

[@eazy8579]

That’s really heart warming

[@fumanchu7]

That moment during a pandemic when you realize a person-sized spider stuffed animal is having more fun than you’ve had in 6 months.

[@ffwast]

*years

[@BeefIngot]

I was just wondering how she got a group of 4 friends as an adult. I mean apparently one is her sister so that's cheating a bit but still.

[@nolanmcbride5653]

"You probably didn't even watch The Flintstones when you were a kid." I was a kid in the early 2000's and at least half of my cartoon consumption was Hanna-Barbera reruns on Boomerang.

[@silverkyre]

They suck but I assume they thought Jenny is way younger than she is.

[@amberdennis7909]

Either way what was his point.

[@lancerutt9936]

What's sad is that we might actually be the last generation who got into that stuff organically. Nowadays, Flintstones only airs on MeTV which skews older. It's on HBO Maxx and Boomerang streaming but those ain't exactly Disney+

[@Deoxys911]

"You probably don't even enjoy the smooth taste of Winston cigarettes! They're so refreshing and never go out!"

[@nolanmcbride5653]

Lance Rutt I was furious that the Channel is now just a bunch of reruns of Cartoon Network shows from when I was in middle school. It defeats the whole point!

[@jdog9682]

Jenny getting “fake fan” treatment about the FLINSTONES is just too much

[@glittery_cucumber]

Right?! Rude!

[@Ok__den]

I know right lol

[@NamelessAidan]

Like how can you be at some remote abandoned theme park and STILL get people calling you a fake fan? SMH man people are hecking weird.

[@Sapphire.solstice]

You come in here, you didnt even watch one of the most popular cartoons to ever exist. I mean, i don't know you, but you didnt watch it.

[@katsdraws]

He sounds like every shitty dude at conventions who gatekeeps everything about stuff he likes. Why do they all have the same voice?

[@fatcat1414]

This girl makes me feel 10x less weird for enjoying 'childish' things, and I mean that in the best way.

[@NerdySweets3]

yess!! i think it helps that she was in the mlp fandom- all for enjoying things you want to enjoy no matter how ‘silly’, ‘childish’ or ‘traditionally girly’ they seem or are

[@soswovertherainbow]

Your medieval music playlist is awesome

[@kitbracadabra]

@@soswovertherainbow just checked it out, can confirm

[@ar8590]

Yeah I’m just confused he voice isn’t raspy at all anymore but it used to be. It’s really weird most of the vids that get recommended are like 3 years okd

[@AlfredSoul]

At 17:10 I thought: "Oh, what hilariously tiny of a hat that spider is wearing", until I realized it is the huge cowboy hat she wears throughout the whole video.

[@AizaakThurston]

"Gotta go see my spider dealer" "Uhh what type of drug is that" "No no he literally deals in spiders"

[@arootube]

Plush does sound like a street name for something.

[@theAxiss1]

“Like, illegal spiders from Africa?” “God no, spider plush toy’s”

[@josephschultz3301]

Australians: "So Jenny's coming over here, right? We're _all_ spider dealers in the great Down Under."

[@mintjaan]

One of the malls in my area has one of the talking trees in their kids toy section. Unfortunately it no longer moves but it does have a face and eyes that can see into your soul. Also why would a cowboy town be anti-mask when you could use it to boost bandana sales.

[@NoiseDay]

Huge missed opportunity

[@lillianward2810]

I was just thinking that! Bandannas would be super on brand and a potential moneymaker!

[@thundersheild926]

There's one at the rainforest cafe near me.

[@duncanlutz3698]

Yeah I've been using some bandannas I had laying around this whole pandemic. You just stick some paper towels between the cloth to help with filtration. Then you can run around giving people Western lines! It never gets old, to me at least. YEEE-HAW! (I gotta find some fun in this madness somehow...)

[@3dDoener]

Imagine working at a hotel's bar, normal evening, but then Jenny Nicholson walks in, proceeds to tell you she had just acquired a giant spider plush, goes to get said plush and sits it down at the bar

[@ell6470]

That would probably be the best night of work I’d ever have in my life

[@moonlisa5992]

This felt like a safe rollercoaster

[@chaoticeiris]

Other KZbinrs: Going to parties Jenny: Travels to get a large Spider Plush Only one of these is an acceptable and NECESSARY action during a pandemic.

[@bobb.boberson4437]

My Dad used to take my brother and I to FAO Schwartz when we were young kids as a fun activity, but because he didn't want to spend his life savings on a single toy tiger so he would to tell us that it was a 'Toy Museum'. My brother and I believed this for a good few years, until one day we passed by the cash registers and saw someone buying a giant stuffed animal and we realized we'd been duped. I think this is a universal dad thing, as I mentioned it to a friend who said that their dad pulled the same trick on them.

[@Y2Ksnowglobe]

My dad convinced us that we were actually playing the arcade games at places instead of hitting the buttons wildly while the demo played over and over.

[@erinhaury5773]

@@Y2Ksnowglobe That is A+ parenting right there! ~lol~

[@Enoch_Draven_Hyde]

My parents always taught me that the ice cream man was just someone you waved to as he drove by.

[@xBINARYGODx]

My parents told me the larger (more pricey) stuff was display and only the other things - but then when we were a little older and would not believe that they simply said "we are not getting that for you - too much money, remember to ask Santa" which of course we never did, even if it was December.

[@asongaboutagirl8776]

my dad grew up in new york but then moved to the southwest ironically. so my grandmother would take her little "podunk" grandchildren to fao schwartz. i think i was so overwhelmed that it didn't really occur to me to ask for anything haha

[@maxhydekyle2425]

We need to get Jenny to a million subs just so we can see what she rewards herself with.

[@NT-tn6oo]

an even bigger spider plush probably

[@rebeccaa3541]

Maybe Giant Hedwig

[@Sleipnirseight]

Jenny's dry humor is absolutely, brutally savage

[@playingtheladyrebel]

If I had a nickel for every time I watched Jenny drive to a random far off place to buy an obnoxiously large pop culture plush toy I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Underrated

[@thekittykatie]

lmao

[@lordshaxx6788]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen this joke, I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it’s weird that I’ve seen it twice.

[@c3ru1ean41]

@@lordshaxx6788 you’ve only seen it twice?🤨

[@bluebubblegum88]

Lol okay Dr Doofenshmirtz