SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider

SPIDERQUEST: Quest for the Man-Sized Spider
I found it.
What should I do if I ever hit a million subscribers:
Get a second spider of equivalent size - / jennynicholson
Marry the spider - / jennyenicholson
Host my own brony convention - / progamerjenny
Make it clear that I’m too cool to notice it - / spider_jewel
Places we visited:
www.thecanyonmo...
raptor-ranch.com/
www.tombstonem...
The Okra Project:
www.theokrapro...
FAO Schwarz video sources:
• New York Trip 2007 [6/8]
• FAO Schwarz
• FAO SCHWARTZ TOY STORE...
• Tour of my Harry Potte...
• AREA DE HARRY POTTER E...
• Video
• TOYS 'R' US IS BACK NE...
• FAO Schwarz Toy Store ...
• FAO Schwarz® New York ...
• FAO Schwarz Talking Tree
• FAO Schwarz Walkthrough
• NEW YORK CITY: Famous ...
• FAO Schwartz Stuffed A...
• Fao Schwarz. 2001
• Newborn Nursery at FAO...
I made a playlist of vintage Bedrock City videos for further viewing (includes SD and BC locations):
• Bedrock City
And these Bedrock City videos which can’t be added to playlists because they’re marked as “for kids”:
• Flintstones Bedrock Ci...
• Flintstone's Bedrock C...
• A Tour of Flintstones ...

[@Erilis000]

19:00 small guy walking on the barrel

[@murkyhydra6351]

So true

[@cateatpasta5990]

holy shit

[@CommanderStarscream]

the fact this was from 14 hours ago on a 3 year old video is the icing on the cake

[@corvoattano1094]

@@CommanderStarscream I thought it said "3 years ago" like the other comments at first, turns out it's from 3 days ago lol

[@BE-fw1lr]

This town IS big enough for the two of us, because he's so small :)

[@abitofmoxiee]

So my 9 year old is deathly afraid of spiders, like true phobia. She won’t read National Geographic magazine anymore because once there was a spider picture. So anyway, I try to encourage “healthy spider interactions”, like cute stuffed animals, or stories with cartoon pictures, etc which she usually hates anyway. I showed her this video and she was full on belly laughing by the time the spider was playing pool in the saloon. I think we’ve made real progress here! Thanks!

[@Shrooblord]

That is epic!

[@FlatOnHisFace]

I used Jenny's videos to overcome my fear of Star Wars. She's an honorable therapist.

[@abitofmoxiee]

Flat-On-His-Face I’m still scared of Star Wars, need more videos

[@scoople6]

That is so sweet and cute!

[@kk-zb2fu]

i had to google it to remember what it was called, but if you haven’t shown her the “lucas the spider” series on youtube, i’d highly recommend it! he’s extremely cute and friendly and i imagine pretty non-threatening even to people afraid of spiders

[@moproodu]

Woody: "No one's getting replaced!" *The big porg watches from afar and shakes his head as Jenny's car pulls into the driveway. If only the cowboy could know his pain.*

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

Deserves more likes👍 Edit:I guess I spoke too soon.

[@sploogecarp814]

What Porg? *He's irrelevant now*

[@Lupus_Intus]

I would absolutely watch this toy story remake

[@davepalliaser4798]

Jenny says "don't get used to me doing road trip videos" and the first thing I thought of was the road trip to pick up the giant Porg and her trying to carry it then trying to stuff it into the back seat of the car.

[@moproodu]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 I FEEL NOURISHED

[@swimmyswim417]

We’ve got elaborate toy store discourse, rare eBay finds, an obscure defunct theme park, a cowboy hotel with fancy hats, and a very handsome spider boyfriend. You’re really spoiling us with this quality content.

[@linkfreak911]

Don't forget the feral donkeys

[@majalis7010]

Le Mordus I WAS JUST ABOUT TO SAY!!

[@LycoLoco]

And a *real* tarantula! This video has content from like 7 other channels all rolled into one.

[@dennislessing643]

Not to mention the beastly wallet and the JW Johnstone book!

[@becca7648]

Also !! trans rights at the very end !! :)

[@lemonworm]

Im actually shedding real tears over the beautiful serendipity of the flinstones park being preserved as a sanctuary for modern day dinosaurs.

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

Jenny's excitement over the outside of a closed, defunct theme park is why I can watch her talk about anything. I hope the giant Aragog and the giant Porg have a lovely life together.

[@claytonberg721]

I assumed if they came to life like in toy story they'd fight but maybe they'll become romantically involved?

[@adamwarlock1]

@@claytonberg721 Think of the beautiful children they'd have!

[@BlueEyedBrunette]

@@claytonberg721 At the very least, they'd make for an *awesome* buddy cop-type duo.

[@magdalenagiselle786]

I hope for the next big Milestone, Jenny records their wedding

[@juliamavroidi8601]

I ship it

[@PogieJoe]

Some major network needs to sponsor a show where Jenny travels around the globe breaking into abandoned roadside attractions and obtaining giant plushes like Pokémon.

[@chrisbcpack]

PLEASE

[@rubydubdub2965]

Not even breaking in, just asking them nicely, it seems to work well for her

[@SummitSummit]

She's got to see them all.

[@goodwithastain]

I'd watch that

[@rheasilverstorm6366]

I just love how Jenny says “spider.” It always has this mix of affection and mischief.

[@E_FoxSnowspirit]

Her enthusiasm rlly made me happy too

[@madison.mcclellan]

Jenny's experiences are not universal, but god i wish they were

[@cthulhulordofchaos3465]

I think the thing that keeps me coming back to her videos is the childlike wonder she seems to have about these kinds of things

[@marinasweeney4727]

They're not universal, but they're somehow so relatable

[@moproodu]

Jenny doesn't understand cause and effect. She talks big game about how very few people are around her when she has her giant spider, whilst failing to consider that the presence of a giant spider might have caused the lack of people. Aragog ate them. That's what I'm saying.

[@legrandliseurtri7495]

No. Aragog is far too respectfull and generous to eat another living being.

[@cottage-core_]

@@legrandliseurtri7495 uh

[@snoproblem]

"Goodbye... friends of Jenny."

[@montanarose4622]

This is the quintessential Why I Love Jenny video. Self indulgent idea that she finds a way to share with us, unabashed enthusiasm for her hobbies, going out of her way to support small local businesses, genuine appreciation and respect for theme park history, and large spiders. I love Jenny like Jenny loves old parks.

[@taro8095]

jenny nicholson's content has let me know it's okay to be a weird girl in middle school even though i'm a full grown woman in college

[@kittyykatie]

same

[@flloop8178]

wow this is the best way of describing her whole schtick

[@Victor.-.E]

I am a bricklayer in his mid thirties, and this is exactly how I feel.

[@pretendtheresaname9213]

As long as you are mature as an adult, I'll never understand people who find a problem on other adults liking stuff from their childhood.

[@codyxvasco592]

Same but i'm a male dropout.

[@allankcrain]

I'm glad that you did the responsible thing and adopted your giant spider instead of going to a breeder.

[@blarg2429]

@RDS 7 A spider angel must have a lot of arms.

[@csours]

This is where I wish youtube allowed me to give a heart reaction.

[@blarg2429]

@@csours Here: ♡

[@morganalabeille5004]

It's responsible to adopt a spider if it's from an ethical breeder.

[@scharb]

Seraphim have four limbs and six wings, so probably the arachnid version would have eight limbs and twelve wings

[@anneloes2]

Earnestness is deeply underrated and I'm really into your enthusiasm about old decrepit theme parks, giant spiders and western themed hotels with accompanying shows. There's so much fun to life if we care to look.

[@angelicaschuyler9349]

Your sister really calmly saying, “yabba dabba do-it” made me lose it

[@nootnoot759]

you could even say it made you yabba dabba lose-it

[@punkrckr6889]

"But just in like a horse way, not in like an aggressive way."

[@kurdtcoben]

fun fact: horses sometimes devour smaller animals like chicks or kitten if they need proteins.

[@anagjini7111]

Kurdt Coben understandable i too sometimes devour smaller people for sustenance when im hungry but forgot to bring lunch ://

[@kurdtcoben]

@@anagjini7111 sometimes one has to walk the extra mile, ya feel me?

[@soulr9729]

A curious nibble, a friendly chomp, an affectionate nom.

[@clickymcclick7924]

This is probably the most quintessential “Jenny Nicholson” video ever. Research, number list, adventure, multiple theme-park-ish things, being unapologetically excited about life’s “little” things. One of my fav vids.

[@offthemapgaming]

Don't forget an unnecessarily large plush thing... You just gotta love it

[@dennisthemenace0WNS]

Don't forget the HAT

[@ShaunCheah]

I think it's also important to recognize that the real giant spiders were the friends we made along the way.

[@ThreadBomb]

There wasn't enough low-key mockery for the full Jenny experience, IMO.

[@Pxtl]

@@ShaunCheah no, the real giant spider was that one tarantula.

[@gardenhose1858]

she really said “my spider dealer” we dont deserve you

[@munstify]

I wonder if that dude was like "Why would anyone buy this spider?" and then later googled Jenny and was like "Oh."

[@brandonolsen579]

Like 3 years ago, while I was working as a waiter for a shitty buffet, a man in a wheel chair stopped me completely unprompted and in a very serious tone, asked, “son, do you know the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? The people of Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, the people of YabuDhabiDoooooo” and that still makes me laugh whenever I think about it.

[@kuehnerthanyou3409]

Underappreciated comment, I straight up snorted reading this

[@ava_marie_v]

That man has become my new hero

[@whythenumber]

Thankyou for this anecdote I treasure it

[@jenetikitty]

The noise I made reading this comment was inhuman. thank you :D

[@soulslikefan6760]

I often think about how utterly horrifying toy story would be if it took place in Jenny's house.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

“you’ve got a friend in me” but it’s Woody riding atop a gigantic Aragog plushie through the house

[@nolanmcbride5653]

"You probably didn't even watch The Flintstones when you were a kid." I was a kid in the early 2000's and at least half of my cartoon consumption was Hanna-Barbera reruns on Boomerang.

[@silverkyre]

They suck but I assume they thought Jenny is way younger than she is.

[@amberdennis7909]

Either way what was his point.

[@lancerutt9936]

What's sad is that we might actually be the last generation who got into that stuff organically. Nowadays, Flintstones only airs on MeTV which skews older. It's on HBO Maxx and Boomerang streaming but those ain't exactly Disney+

[@Deoxys911]

"You probably don't even enjoy the smooth taste of Winston cigarettes! They're so refreshing and never go out!"

[@nolanmcbride5653]

Lance Rutt I was furious that the Channel is now just a bunch of reruns of Cartoon Network shows from when I was in middle school. It defeats the whole point!

[@bobb.boberson4437]

My Dad used to take my brother and I to FAO Schwartz when we were young kids as a fun activity, but because he didn't want to spend his life savings on a single toy tiger so he would to tell us that it was a 'Toy Museum'. My brother and I believed this for a good few years, until one day we passed by the cash registers and saw someone buying a giant stuffed animal and we realized we'd been duped. I think this is a universal dad thing, as I mentioned it to a friend who said that their dad pulled the same trick on them.

[@Y2Ksnowglobe]

My dad convinced us that we were actually playing the arcade games at places instead of hitting the buttons wildly while the demo played over and over.

[@erinhaury5773]

@@Y2Ksnowglobe That is A+ parenting right there! ~lol~

[@Enoch_Draven_Hyde]

My parents always taught me that the ice cream man was just someone you waved to as he drove by.

[@xBINARYGODx]

My parents told me the larger (more pricey) stuff was display and only the other things - but then when we were a little older and would not believe that they simply said "we are not getting that for you - too much money, remember to ask Santa" which of course we never did, even if it was December.

[@asongaboutagirl8776]

my dad grew up in new york but then moved to the southwest ironically. so my grandmother would take her little "podunk" grandchildren to fao schwartz. i think i was so overwhelmed that it didn't really occur to me to ask for anything haha

[@AlexDenney]

"I stand for the flag, I kneel for the fallen" hits differently when its lingerie.

[@oddcrafter1270]

I was just thinking that, myself...

[@Astro_Fizzix]

To be fair though, it does pair perfectly with the 'Patriotism makes me horny' boxers

[@makeitthrough_]

*Oh no*

[@henryapplebottom7231]

I..

[@cargo_vroom9729]

I worry about anyone who's literally horny for Nationalism.

[@j-money2337]

What Jenny doesn’t realize is that the Flintstones fan she met was actually the Truest Flintstones fan, the arbiter of the Flintstones fandom and the metric by which all other Flintstones fans are measured. I mean, why else would he be questioning a stranger about their viewership of a children’s cartoon?

[@Mailed-Knight]

Best comment regarding that weirdo.

[@MrDj232]

Children's cartoon? It was basically porn. Look at those scandalously short dresses. And it has a husband and wife sleeping in the same bed! Outrageous. Please tell me that the /s isn't necessary here.

[@Ash_W04]

@@MrDj232 /s is not necessary ever on KZbin 😂 You'll just confuse some people

[@rundemccea8365]

Hey I'm on gatekeeping stranger's side. I bet she never even lived with real dinosaurs that were used as water taps and toilets, like he did.

[@Szriko]

@@MrDj232 well, considering that was real criticism aimed at it

[@thesurvivorssanctuary6561]

When horses or donkeys bite you like that, it's because they are trying to groom you. Basically, the donkey was returning the favor of you petting him.

[@g.e.9227]

omg thats so cute

[@Psilocybin77]

keep that in mind when I next run into a roaming gang of feral donkeys

[@myettechase]

🥺

[@natasha8007]

This made my day, thank you.

[@ThunderTaker1215]

I love this so much.

[@anonymousdratini]

I think Raptor Ranch keeping the Flinstones fixtures is really sweet. It’s like “here you see dinosaurs of days past, and now look at the dinosaurs of now.” And just, the recycling of buildings for enclosures? Beautiful. I love it.

[@DarkLordFluffee]

i can't believe you got fake gamer girled at at flintstones theme park

[@nailinthefashion]

nothing sounds more believable. nothing

[@thomasakagi7545]

A DEFUNCT Flintstones theme park

[@wedgewizard5429]

you dont have to believe that, because that isnt what happened, she was called a fake flintstone fan

[@bruceusername]

Wedge Wizard it’s an expression

[@SpirusOfH]

@@wedgewizard5429 exactly. She got fake gamer girled.

[@3dDoener]

Imagine working at a hotel's bar, normal evening, but then Jenny Nicholson walks in, proceeds to tell you she had just acquired a giant spider plush, goes to get said plush and sits it down at the bar

[@ell6470]

That would probably be the best night of work I’d ever have in my life

[@tobiasmohr3991]

As someone with extreme arachnophobia, I have to say this boy's really cute and I'm glad he found a new home, where he's appreciated. Dunno why, but I find that story about the bookstore getting rid of him really sad.

[@btarczy5067]

Icy Nefariouss uh uh?

[@majalis7010]

i also am frightened of spiders but i’ve never once complained to the owners of a bookstore that their decorations should be yeeted off the property bc i was a lil spooked... just, like... don’t look at the spider??? you can do this cool thing called facing away from things which makes it so you cannot see them. very effective measure against large stuffed spiders.

[@mohammedismail6959]

@@btarczy5067 stupid

[@lance5445]

@@majalis7010 presumably we are talking about 2 to 7 year old kids here being scared of something much bigger thn them so its a pretty diffrent situation dude, maybe think a bit about kids not having those skills yet

[@majalis7010]

lance5445 another thing that you can do in that case is explain to your child that it’s not a real spider and can’t hurt you

[@letsfixthisvideos1805]

My favorite part is hearing your friend whisper “Yabba dabba do it,” while you went down the dinosaur slide.

[@Natalie-hg3gh]

It's the small "yes" for me 🤌

[@DustyHoney]

“Yabba-dabba-do it” “yass”

[@tinajames5868]

You can be the only other person at an essentially abandoned theme park in the middle of nowhere and still encounter gatekeeping....truly amazing

[@laurafrakinroslin]

Misogyny finds a way

[@Ttoby89]

@@laurafrakinroslin *prayer hands* plush toys are the virus?

[@happyllama1160]

That's a massive thing I envy Americans for. In Ireland there are no themed hotels. That's not strictly true but the themes are like, oak furniture, wine tasting ect, all tasteful and grown up. I just want to spend a night in a fish.

[@TheLastHylianTitan]

The Jonah Experience 🐳

[@Aisubun]

LMFAO

[@hannahbraun59]

make your own fish hotel! :) you’re not the only Irish person who secretly wants a whimsical holiday I’m sure!!

[@aoifecahill9264]

hi fellow irish person i would also love a themed hotel!

[@kakonthebed]

Same in South Africa unfortunately

[@divinelily]

I loved the very soft “yabba-dabba-DO-IT” from the camera person while Jenny went down the slide, hahahaha!!

[@rollergirl2757]

Yes I laughed so hard 😂

[@dylantrevorlinville1340]

"Good, Jenny, Good. Slide. Slide now" "I....I shouldn't" "Yabba Dabba DEW IT"

[@elsie8757]

Can you IMAGINE being the one other group of people staying at that little old west town and seeing this petite girl in a sundress just... roll up carrying around a plush spider as big as she is

[@skippythealien9627]

lmfao the way she is hauling that spider around cracks me up so bad lol

[@wmc5431]

Just when I let go of my crush on Jenny, she reels me back in, just like that.

[@BBXcompany]

Tobey Maguire being Jenny's celebrity crush has more implications than I had originally thought

[@Cdr2002]

Now dig on this

[@anatidaephobia67]

I feel like "thanks to all my subspiders" was a missed opportunity.

[@timeforlaurynsopinion5138]

that should be the fandom name

[@caitlynjoy7295]

Underrated comment

[@Dani-it9vc]

LMAO

[@violentcrumble6720]

Jenny: Goes to buy an "Extremely Large Spider" also Jenny: He's very large!

[@zachrichardson3947]

You could say he’s “a big man”

[@0hate9]

it's really heavy

[@labbaby189]

I would sue for false advertisement.

[@mintjaan]

One of the malls in my area has one of the talking trees in their kids toy section. Unfortunately it no longer moves but it does have a face and eyes that can see into your soul. Also why would a cowboy town be anti-mask when you could use it to boost bandana sales.

[@NoiseDay]

Huge missed opportunity

[@lillianward2810]

I was just thinking that! Bandannas would be super on brand and a potential moneymaker!

[@thundersheild926]

There's one at the rainforest cafe near me.

[@duncanlutz3698]

Yeah I've been using some bandannas I had laying around this whole pandemic. You just stick some paper towels between the cloth to help with filtration. Then you can run around giving people Western lines! It never gets old, to me at least. YEEE-HAW! (I gotta find some fun in this madness somehow...)

[@shana2765]

the spider holding a gun while playing pool is a hell of a mood

[@lightningwaffle9528]

i saw that too!

[@iqvoice]

If you ever doubted whether Jenny was an excitable fangirl under her facade of calmness, DOUBT NO MORE.

[@Cesaryeyo]

One of the things I like of her is that she can convey excitement, spite, anger etc without yelling, which is a great break from usual youtube.

[@MrBiggles53]

Check out her gisnt porg video for Genuine Jenny Moments 😎

[@HeyitsTom999]

Only Jenny would go on a quest for a giant spider and accidentally discover a lost dinosaur world on the way.

[@liamross340]

It’s like A fun children’s book. Jenny’s Big Day Out

[@morganmeetsmedia]

This video is truly a bundle of joy. I know you said “don’t get used to it” re: the vlog nature of this video, but I do hope to see more madcap Jenny journeys like this tbh

[@liamross340]

i agree a lot of people on breadtube like jenny and contra etc put in a lot of effort for their videos and i’m super grateful but they could do anything and i’d love it

[@eddie-roo]

@@liamross340 jenny is not a part of breadtube, she's a whimsical whatever channel, not a left wing political channel. She is acquainted with people who would fit into breadtube, but she isn't a part of it herself.

[@colleenwilliams1689]

This is one of the few vlogs I have really enjoyed in its entirety. It's just not my genre. Except for this one.

[@fumanchu7]

That moment during a pandemic when you realize a person-sized spider stuffed animal is having more fun than you’ve had in 6 months.

[@ffwast]

*years

[@BeefIngot]

I was just wondering how she got a group of 4 friends as an adult. I mean apparently one is her sister so that's cheating a bit but still.

[@maxhydekyle2425]

We need to get Jenny to a million subs just so we can see what she rewards herself with.

[@NT-tn6oo]

an even bigger spider plush probably

[@rebeccaa3541]

Maybe Giant Hedwig

[@prankhan3097]

Impressed with Jenny’s friends’ A+ “ohhhhhhhh” impersonation.

[@laurastutt3442]

Nice quality spider content, good size and length. If you’re looking for a medium-large video about spiders, this is the video about spiders for you.

[@AlfredSoul]

At 17:10 I thought: "Oh, what hilariously tiny of a hat that spider is wearing", until I realized it is the huge cowboy hat she wears throughout the whole video.

[@houston-coley]

When I was showering this morning, there was a very large spider that dropped down from the ceiling and got into my hair. It was horrifying. Little did I know, this was a shady omen of Nicholson videos to come.

[@solarprogeny6736]

it just wanted to whisper the good news into your ear

[@glittery_cucumber]

Awww it was just trying to tell you about the new video

[@aidenbarackobama4873]

Guess I’m not showering no more

[@bygon432]

See, it's important to separate the giant man-sized luxury spider plushie from the artist.

[@itsryderbabey8885]

How does one acquire friends that not only indulge but fuel these kind of antics? I feel cheated

[@erinhaury5773]

Same here. These are high-quality friends, to be sure.

[@kaemonbonet4931]

Pm me, we quest

[@geegeep]

Tbh I would be that friend, I'm always up for anything

[@filthypenguintv4931]

Just say, "hey lets go out on an adventure and buy something crazy! Idk maybe like a giant spider! And we can adventure around a bit" and I'm sure they'll laugh but would be up for it!

[@NightmereXLover]

factsss :( get me some quarantine friends please!!!!!!

[@thoughtengine]

"Something about making Hedwig impractically large, larger than an owl would ever be, was just extremely funny to me"... Says a girl with a four-foot-tall porg.

[@tormuse2916]

I think it's safe to say that the four-foot tall porg is also extremely funny to her.

[@no-man_baugh]

I mean nowhere in that sentence implies she wouldn’t like to have one

[@livdrawz6234]

And a giant tarantula

[@sholem_bond]

woosh

[@billkormas3460]

comically large owl

[@SmartStr33t]

I don't mean to be rude but watching this I'm left with the impression that America is a weird place. A bird of prey sanctuary in a dilapidated Flintstone's theme park, a wild west themed town which is really a hotel, a fully immersive toy shop which people visit to not buy toys. A four-day road trip to buy a giant toy spider for an adult. I mean, it's fair enough, but it IS weird.

[@asterlyons8564]

America is a very weird place. Usually the weirdness is more depressing, not quite as whimsical as this video would lead you to believe.

[@inkanddew3820]

America is very weird it’s my favorite thing about it.

[@crystalcavernartwork722]

@Heavy Metal Collector Case in point: the entire journey of the 2020 election.

[@subtleusername5475]

@@crystalcavernartwork722 JUST the 2020 election? nah, american politics is always a clownshow. America's wackiness comes from not great places, it's pretty sad most of the time. Florida man stories for example, everyone knows they're a thing, but they aren't actually funny most of the time if you think about it. Florida man stories usually involve drugs or people with mental illness

[@crystalcavernartwork722]

@@subtleusername5475 Yeah, the “Florida man” meme is funny until you start thinking of the underlying causes for their behaviors and realize how screwed up things can get for them to turn out this way.

[@BeMoreFunny]

I yabba-dabba-don't understand how they failed to rename that place "Birdrock".

[@blaquephyrekendra1779]

Omfg facts

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

"BedSQUAWK" also works...

[@chondrya942]

Oh my god

[@rlevoi]

Final words of Spider dealer: “Farewell, Aragog, King of Arachnids”

[@moonlisa5992]

This felt like a safe rollercoaster

[@bagheerita]

"I feel like nobody actually clicks a video called 500K special" I would call that a true assessment, I clicked for spiders. Congrats on your milestone, and your spider!

[@mkgriffeth]

I love the way children name their stuffed animals. She had a stuffed spider. What was his name? Spidey. I had a stuffed tiger. Any guesses? Tigey. Absolutely inspired.

[@SorowFame]

I had a toy lion I called Lioney. Also, two teddy bears I gave the brilliant names “teddy 1” and “teddy 2”

[@PhoebeTheFairy56]

My brother had a shark called Mr. Shark and a leopard called Mr. Tiger

[@Lu4455]

And then there's me who named my first teddy bear "Jane." And my reindeer "Moose" because I thought he was a moose when I first got him

[@workchannel8053]

I had a stuffed leopard and tried to name it after the leopard in Tarzan; "Sabour". Only i was like 4 and didn't understand french so i named her "Saborg" xD (still have her!)

[@maiasmith3996]

When I was a kid my dad bought me a fox stuffy. I named it Exit. I think my logic at the time was that foxes are red and exit signs are also red. It made sense to my child brain.

[@picklesthewise]

Things I vibe with in this video: 1. Love of FAO Schwartz 2. Hatred of minimalism as a style 3. The ironic Beastly wallet 4. The spider playlist on the entire trip to Arizona 5. The jingoistic lingerie 6. Trump building a wall around the dystopian Flintstones town. 7. The only guy in the vicinity mansplaining Flintstones 🤣🤣🤣 8. The Leaning Tower of Betty 9. A big spider that's actually really cute!! Why would kids be scared of that one? 10. Just plopping the giant spider down at the bar 11. TAYLOR SWIFT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 12. The underrated "whites of his eyes" joke 13. The promise of more (but not often) content like this with more subscribers.

[@GreatBooker]

“You shouldn’t get used to it” says Jenny, the youtuber who has reached 500K subscribers having created absolutely no discernible pattern of content. Well besides the giant porg. He is consistent and all knowing

[@Heavensrun]

And now he has a boyfriend! That's right, I ship Porg x Aragog.

[@waldolumberjack3169]

Jason Heavensrun the mlm romance we needed

[@TransboyEddie]

@@Heavensrun Porgagog

[@annedavis3340]

@@Heavensrun Pairagog?

[@catherinestickels2591]

@@Heavensrun I didn't even think of that, but now I do. Maybe Jenny can write a fanfic about their escapades. "Trapped in a Island with a Giant Plush Spider"

[@annabelletolley8916]

The way Jenny finds so much joy in everything is what makes her channel my go-to when I'm feeling depressed

[@jellyjilli1004]

I love stopping randomly during the patreons credits because you get to see amazing things like "I don't even watch star wars" "pazuzu" "queen of mud, friend of snails" "(not) randy moore director of escape from tomorrow" "three dogs in a trenchcoat" and the classic "plz put this name last thx jenny"

[@HikaruOfTheWind]

"plz put this name last thx jenny" warms my heart every single time I see it

[@ThePineappleKnight932]

Shout out to one trash boi and the Queen of mud!

[@rachelagron3414]

Slamwise Gamgee Smutts McGoo

[@rachelagron3414]

Liam but not those other Liams The BabbaDuck Supple old man LINDSAY ELLIS???

[@rachelagron3414]

Dominic Noble I-

[@JazzyRedMusic]

"You probably didn't even watch flinstones when you were a kid" ??? What??? So???? Like, EVERYBODY knows what the flinstones were, the live action movie came out in the 90s for gosh sake haha

[@crazychris960]

The orignal show was also rerun on multiple channels in the 90's, especially Cartoon Network.

[@FabricFool]

I watched them during their first run. The original Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble hawking Winston Cigarettes... my, it was a different world, n’est-ce pas?

[@trinifernandez8870]

I was born in Chile in the year 1999 and I watched them as a kid. Not only that, but also did the kids that I babysit (both born after 2010)

[@thehauntedtree]

Also the Flintstones is a very simple show. If you’ve seen one episode you’ve seen them all. No ones deep diving into the lore of the Flintstones canon

[@NeoMark627]

Imagine the choices you would have had to make in life to gatekeep the Flintstones.

[@tbotalpha8133]

If I was that guy, I would be thrilled to meet a human being under 50 who gave a shit about the Flintstones.

[@mikaelaisraelsson119]

Lol, yeah that's bleak.

[@mikaelahill5554]

@Liam McNieve It could have been due to her age possibly? Maybe he thought she was too young to have grown up watching the flintstones

[@dorksouls978]

@@mikaelahill5554 It's clear that it's just this. The drama queens above you really need to sit down somewhere quiet and chill out.

[@ClowncoreisCool]

@@dorksouls978 And while they do that, you need to memorize the definition of "joke" until you start to understand what it means lmao. 💀

[@kylynangela1236]

only jenny can make me watch a video centered around topics like this unironically thank you for keeping me well-fed during the pandemic, mother

[@MechanicalShockwaveBow]

this sounds like that mothers milk copypasta

[@kylynangela1236]

@@MechanicalShockwaveBow F

[@ocdmodernwarfare2049]

I adore the polite spider dealer with the normal-sized lint roller pressed again the GIANT SPIDER

[@titsmcgee2071]

I've spent years trying to place a very specific memory from my childhood that haunted my nightmares and today I learned it was the FAO Scwartz face tree

[@theteethburglar4716]

Are you sure it wasn’t SCP-2571?

[@kyab2815]

The clock haunted me. I never went to one of those stores but I remember a commercial with that clock and it haunted me. I didn't know where or was from but that kinda made it worse

[@Conformist138]

I am now 100% convinced every fandom of every kind has a guy standing in the corner waiting for his chance to call any woman he sees a "fake fan"

[@blarg2429]

Sounds like something a fake Jenny Nicholson fan would say tbh... bet you didn't even watch the video before commenting. ;)

[@FRANK45CASTLE]

Makes me wonder what the fuck the guy was doing there anyways. Cause from what she was saying he didn't work there.

[@bobtheball5384]

LMAO

[@dm9910]

I doubt it's a woman thing in this case, more that Jenny looks pretty young. Source: I'm in my mid twenties and people ~5 years older than me are routinely shocked when I say I know anything from pre-2000.

[@ampersandcastle1091]

dm9910 probably a combo of the two

[@safirak7988]

Spiders are one of the scariest fuckers on the planet but seeing someone so in love with them is very wholesome. I'm 100% here for this type of content.

[@fuzzybuzzy3159]

I raise to you: ticks.

[@PhilosophyTube]

the flintstone park is like... extremely discount Pompeii 🤣

[@Alex-cw3rz]

Yeah, but can you ride a train through a Volcano in Pompeii

[@Jimbo55151]

I want to believe it has a wealth of raunchy graffiti like Pompeii has. Just, you know, Flintstoned themed

[@bitnewt]

@@Alex-cw3rz Underrated comment of the year.

[@Psychoclaw]

shit, that got me 😂

[@samuelaviles824]

The GRAND DAD of theme parks.

[@treetheoak8313]

At least that guy didn't call you out on not knowing his Flintstone OC

[@Sleipnirseight]

Jenny's dry humor is absolutely, brutally savage

[@Xxx_EvilSmurf_xxX]

Jenny “Has a spider dealer” Nicholson

[@AizaakThurston]

"Gotta go see my spider dealer" "Uhh what type of drug is that" "No no he literally deals in spiders"

[@arootube]

Plush does sound like a street name for something.

[@theAxiss1]

“Like, illegal spiders from Africa?” “God no, spider plush toy’s”

[@josephschultz3301]

Australians: "So Jenny's coming over here, right? We're _all_ spider dealers in the great Down Under."

[@ingridfigueroa7917]

I love that she has a beastly themed wallet of course she does

[@timothymclean]

_Someone_ had to buy it.

[@charliem.1368]

that paired with the cranium command pencil case....

[@migueljophiel]

Jenny: You wouldn't think it from the outside, but they also sell some really beautiful lingerie. The lingerie: "I stand for the flag. I kneel for the fallen."

[@idontcare6736]

Nothing gets me more aroused than thinking about dead soldiers

[@havcola6983]

I stand for the flag, nudge, nudge, know what I mean.

[@ErebosGR]

"I stand for the flag, I kneel for the D."

[@Electroporcupine]

@@idontcare6736 nothing raises my flag more

[@morganwaas4868]

I love this video, my favorite part is 16:26 where Jenny is overwhelmed by love for her new spider son and embraces him

[@nbv6975]

Japanese business men would pay THOUSANDS for giant spiders in cowboy hats! THOUSANDS!

[@vicaramelia6489]

*Asian

[@c.w.8200]

Why??? 😲

[@nbv6975]

@@c.w.8200 Reference to a different video

[@adrienneczerni6516]

@@vicaramelia6489 rich asian

[@AG-en5y]

How much did Jenny pay for the spider ??

[@galasidan]

I am so glad jenny has friends who appreciate her enthusiasm.

[@Nenona1200]

"it's right next to the grand canyon" Look the Grand Canyon will be there next year, and the next year, and 30 years from now. You can visit the Grand Canyon anytime. It's not going anywhere. This however, is a flash in the dark, a bright spot in the world that exists for only a limited time. Eventually it'll be gone, with only pictures and memories to remember it by. Way better than the grand canyon.

[@devtrash]

in fact there will be more grand canyon next year

[@Carollnn]

How wabi sabi.

[@rcroller1972]

BREAKING NEWS: Grand Canyon crumbles in freak earthquake occurrence.

[@austinbaker8042]

That's true the Grand Canyon will literally be there forever, as long as we are alive that's for sure.

[@greenergrass4060]

Yeah hopefully by the time it fully erodes , itll be Thousands of Years in the future i have to see the place before i die.

[@shannon3353]

Conspiracy: Jenny is an extremely genuine and enthusiastic person, and she's evolved a sarcastic speech pattern to confuse assholes who who attack for liking things earnestly

[@uneek35]

Or you can be sarcastic and still be genuine about some things.

[@ThreadBomb]

Oh, the sarcasm is real. Just looking at the thumbnails to the right, I can see a bunch of videos that hinge on Jenny's relish for dissection of aggressively mediocre media.

[@ononono7016]

Her tone is more about acknowledging the absurdity of the things she talks about. But, yeah, if she were gushing genuinely, in an autistic happiness, about these things, she would get more hate.

[@skepticalfaith5201]

Or you can like really kitschy things and still appreciate the irony all around them. Conspiracy: Confirmed.

[@derrigible5364]

Men to Jenny at Bronycon: There's real fans, and then there's this. Men to Jenny at Bedrock City: You probably didn't even watch The Flintstones when you were a kid. Men to Jenny at the theater: How many movies have you actually seen? Men to Jenny at the grocery store: Oh, you're a Rice-A-Roni fan? Name all the styles.

[@supaspydamn]

💯 Right? So Dumb 🤦🏽‍♂️ Who DIDN'T watch the Flintstones as a kid 🤣🤣🤣 smh

[@ASHERUISE]

@@supaspydamn People under 50.

[@lycheestew]

we have no choice but to stan jenny for majestically soaring over all the gatekeeping she's experienced

[@starvalkyrie]

I do the opposite. I just start referring to shit no 20 year old cares about... assuming they're on board... and then remembering I'm old.

[@AwesometownUSA]

hahahah aughhh, everybody ever is literally the worst

[@TentacleBees]

I want to feel the kind of joy that Jenny feels when she has big spider

[@megabuilder15]

I know this is very late, but Jenny Nicholson is so cool, it’s really refreshing seeing someone with such a love of life* *And spiders

[@crystalidk]

It's strange seeing Jenny explore the wasted remains of my home state. Countless times I've visited Tombstone with my family to watch that exact gunshow.

[@MarcSadowski]

Birds are just modern dinosaurs so technically it’s a dinosaur sanctuary.

[@Eclectic-Sheep]

"technically"

[@lessthanbarry]

And just like dinosaurs, birds aren't real either!

[@vrinnmetagen]

@@Eclectic-Sheep not technically. Birds descend directly from dinosaurs and when it comes to evolution you are all ways part of the group you came from even if you change enough to make your own group so birds are their own group but the group we call birds is a group within the umbrella of Dinosaur just like how dinosaurs are a sub group of reptiles.

[@vrinnmetagen]

It's the same with humans, humans are apes but apes all descend from monkeys so all apes are monkeys but not all monkeys are apes.

[@ImpudentInfidel]

And this is why there's a problem defining "fish" in a way that doesn't include everything with a spine.

[@diessphaser5211]

It's been a year and this is still my favorite video on youtube. It's an absolute adventure from start to finish. It feels like a D&D campaign.

[@cheer90099]

me: "oh, so she had to find a different spider" Jenny: "so, I'm not NOT gonna go get the spider," lmao never change

[@mariareynolds8855]

If I had a nickel for every time I watched Jenny drive to a random far off place to buy an obnoxiously large pop culture plush toy I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it’s weird that it happened twice.

[@adrienneczerni6516]

Underrated

[@kittyykatie]

lmao

[@lordshaxx6788]

If I had a nickel for every time I’ve seen this joke, I’d have two nickels, which is not a lot, but it’s weird that I’ve seen it twice.

[@c3ru1ean41]

@@lordshaxx6788 you’ve only seen it twice?🤨

[@bluebubblegum88]

Lol okay Dr Doofenshmirtz

[@caspenbee]

I've met a spider scientist. They did indeed focus on only spiders - live ones! It was a lot of identifying them in the wild and then letting them go. Live your dreams!

[@worlddictionary9954]

“WE SHOULD LISTEN TO THE SPIRIT STALLION OF THE CIMARRON SOUNDTRACK” applicable in most situations

[@iluvstarkid100]

YES JENNY ACQUIRING ANOTHER MASSIVE WEIRD PLUSH THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I NEEDED

[@pyrelight9794]

Not sure about the wisdom of putting "I kneel for the fallen" on a piece of lingerie

[@lukasd.4389]

kek, true

[@ChrisH78]

Market them as Kaepernickers

[@Ben-qv7zj]

@@ChrisH78 This is an underrated comment.

[@th3rasave]

Ikr it's so trashy XD

[@winter6292]

I love how your inner child doesn't stop you, taking a giant spider with you out in public (well sorta) and not being afraid to have fun with it, I admire that, I am like that but I would be self-conscience, its a great quality that puts a smile on ur face. And for living in the desert myself, yup, lots of old historic areas, giant wild spiders, snakes, scorpions, the whole shibang!

[@BuryBadBooks]

It honestly must be just a delight to be friends with you in RL. "Hey guys...I need to go to Arizona for a spider plush during a global pandemic? But we can spend the night in a haunted train, see Bedrock, and go hang out in a cowboy town?" "Sure!"

[@csours]

One time a female friend asked me what my favorite animal was, and I answered spider, because I think spiders are really neat. She then told me that my favorite animal reflected what I want out of a mate. I still think spiders are neat.

[@gogirl77199]

you want...your partner to kill you. i can respect that

[@Minam0]

I would interpret that as someone who is self sufficient and good at building.

[@zacheryeckard3051]

@@gogirl77199 To *be able* to kill you, maybe...

[@TheRealAlpha2]

So you want a neat partner. Nothin' wrong with that.

[@freedom_mayor]

SIMP

[@seymourtheghost3020]

Everybody: checking out the birds at Rapture Ranch Birds: *shrugs* It’s a living.

[@maggiejenson4129]

This is the funniest thing i think ive ever read

[@julianbell9161]

Rapture Ranch? Is this where you go when the world ends?

[@xBINARYGODx]

How many even get the reference?

[@Tine_of_Nice_Dreams]

this is a fucking good comment

[@FlatOnHisFace]

@@xBINARYGODx Certainly not any *fake fans* out there.

[@eevee6930]

Jenny Nicholson is a fantastic role model and you cannot convince me otherwise.

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

I love that Jenny is just so unabashedly excited about various things, even the weirdest ones

[@liamross340]

she never grew up and lost her childlike wonder and i pray she never does

[@TheFranchiseCA]

_especially_ the weirdest ones.

[@FanFicnic]

Can you imagine waiting like a year to sell this huge spider and then this adorable pretty woman shows up and makes the spider wave good bye to you.

[@idontneedaname318]

The spider is as big as she is

[@centersolace]

I just want to say that the image of a tiny mask wearing brunette carrying a human sized spider plushie through an abandoned old west town to visit the local saloon is like, big 2020 mood.

[@SheeplessNW6]

Let the history books record 2020 as "the year of Jenny and the giant spider, oh and some other shit"

[@hindigente]

As a non-native English speaker, the excerpt "tiny mask wearing brunette" sounds really funny (as in "the tiny mask wears the brunette" instead of the other way round).

[@vicentereyes8463]

@@hindigente same dude jajajaja Weas raras del internet.

[@llamapike4231]

@@hindigente That's because there should be a comma. 'Tiny, mask wearing brunette'

[@l.c.3118]

@Llama Pike Actually, a comma is unnecessary for clarity, but a hyphen is. "Tiny mask-wearing brunette." If you wanted to specify that the mask the brunette was wearing was tiny, and not that the brunette was tiny, you'd need another hyphen. "Tiny-mask-wearing brunette." Remember those crucial hyphens when creating or modifying an adjective! Y'know, if we're being pedantic.