Jeremy Clarkson Discovering Jesus Compilation

Jesus is here!
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[@weirdtyrant6274]

Long-haired dude whose hair is brown: *Exists* Jezza: “JESUS!”

[@Smoerrebroed]

"GEE-ZÜS!"

[@meatballtacos]

as a long-haired dude whose hair is brown, i can confirm we are called Jesus on the regular

[@craftgames1882]

@@meatballtacos as a long long-haired dude with dark blond hair, i can confirm this too

[@WilliamFuckingButcher]

@@meatballtacos As a bald man, I agree with you

[@higashikatajosuke4987]

@@meatballtacos i agree i have one coworker who only knows me as jesus

[@gavla3550]

"An hour and 40 minutes the government is stealing from gee-zus" 😅 love the way Clarkson says Jesus.

[@avgeek222]

how else are you supposed to say it?

[@abhishekkar1]

@@avgeek222 Nee-Gus 🤯

[@KineticRhyme]

That geezus looks like a pretty chill dude

[@johannes_286]

GZUZ 187

[@gavla3550]

@@avgeek222 I said I like how Clarkson says it. And judging by the 1k likes on my comments, a lot of people think the same.

[@RileyZilla1001]

Christ on a bike is my favorite thing now!

[@Shftrz]

@Enhanced Potato yes I can

[@user-kv9uj3gn4x]

Have you seen spiderman on a unicycle playing the bagpipes?

[@AsphaltFight]

Man w long hair=Jesus. Clarkson Logic

[@horvatharamadrasan]

And people love it!

[@n0v1ce45]

*Hammond and May*

[@laurencesnee8362]

and sometimes a beard

[@saagabragi6938]

And a beard

[@EmissaryOfSmeagol]

*white man with long hair

[@PalmerPerspectivePodcast]

How To Escape A Dull Conversation: 1) Spot someone with long black hair and a beard. 2) Scream "JESUS IS HERE". That should do it.

[@boimna5056]

Yeah, that works i can confirm

[@Snoop_Dugg]

😂

[@bimmingham]

show this compilation to anyone who doesn't know what top gear is

[@AkiraHartono]

Great idea

[@ducanhcun1909]

Sounds like a great idea...

[@queenelsa6974]

Who doesnt know : What the...

[@jacobbahr9316]

Jesus was gifted gold, frankincense, myrrh, and his own Top Gear complilation

[@ArgentavisMagnificens]

Never watched top gear, I only know about it from videos like these

[@grishemall]

0:38 The guy actually blessed Jeremy 😂

[@sedixmrboss5625]

I DIED

[@shoutamagatsuchi3076]

@@sedixmrboss5625 I'm so sorry, rip

[@sedixmrboss5625]

@@shoutamagatsuchi3076 🤣🤣

[@DragonUltraMaster]

I just love how he just stops mid-sentence to just "JESUS IS HERE!!"

[@georgeharper5939]

3:00 Top Gear Dog AND Jesus in the same episode, what a legendary moment.

[@404TVfr]

Ah... good old TG.

[@drunk_famasmf5135]

Nobody: Absolutely nobody: Clarkson: "JEEZUZ IZ HERE!"

[@lotfy309]

"Why is he dressed up as Hitler"

[@saagabragi6938]

"Because cyclists need to be visible"

[@saagabragi6938]

0:05

[@ggmann13]

@@saagabragi6938 clutch time stamp

[@pigmentpeddler5811]

@@saagabragi6938 yeah man real helpful for the tik-tok generation who have sub 7 second attention spans

[@FranciscoFJM]

@@pigmentpeddler5811 Ok boomer

[@billlincoln2954]

Long awaited. You missed one by the way. When JC says "Jesus is on our side" referring to the long haired bloke attending their studio, rather than Watching Fifth Gear

[@adnanrahman5883]

You mean jesus attending the studio

[@billlincoln2954]

@@adnanrahman5883 😂 oh yes of course. My bad. Do you know which episode that was? He actually says God is on our side because he sent his son along.

[@adnanrahman5883]

@@billlincoln2954 not too sure, but i think it might be from series 10 cause fifth gear set the studio props on fire (allegedly)

[@billlincoln2954]

@@adnanrahman5883 Ah right

[@joe1205]

Lol I misread JC (Jeremy Clarkson) as Jesus Christ

[@theninethrees8044]

God: “JESUS CHRIST!” Jesus: “What?!” God: “Get the Escalade, we’re outta here!”

[@RS14988]

"Excuse me sir, have you found Jesus?" "Yes, he's been hiding in the Top Gear audience for years." Who knew that the Lord and Saviour was a massive petrolhead?

[@indominusrex1652]

Don't tell Greenpeace

[@mcmultiplechoice2931]

so that's why they hate Christianity so bad! hahaha

[@PabloPerez-ed9gp]

🤪

[@RoyZenth]

Well, he "did not speak of his own Accord"

[@rdalybread]

In the name of the Toyota Prado, and of the Datsun, and of the Holy Lotus Esprit, Amen 🙏😅

[@aimanazrie8944]

A fitting video before Christmas. Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year everyone 🎄

[@alcapone4159]

That reminds me i need to watch middle east special

[@theninethrees8044]

@@alcapone4159 its babijesus

[@Emily-pb6rx]

The amount of pure wonder in Jezza’s voice is like a kid seeing Santa on Christmas

[@a.l-x1612]

„Your dad gave the world supercharging“

[@Day-vn8lj]

you missed “the son of god doesnt go to fifth gear”

[@keyholegaming]

It’s just the pure shocked joy in his voice when he says his name.

[@alice__drummer]

This happened much more than I realised, and the fact that there’s enough times to make a mini compilation from it is funny😂😂

[@maxmachac9756]

"Your dad gave the world superchargers" is now my favourite quote

[@filmandfirearms]

After the first time, the producers were definitely combing through the crowd before each episode to find the most Jesus like guy in the audience in the hopes that Jeremy would see him

[@xViperGTR]

I love how it became a running gag for a bit just for no reason lmao

[@cleanerben9636]

inct has blessed us on the Eve of the birth of our savior, the stig

[@Inserteggpunshere]

🤣

[@jamesborb4255]

Imagine being the one guy who had to risk getting a fever or a cold just to make a 10 second shot of himself naked under the rain on a bike lmao

[@chillingbing6937]

0:06 A proper start of a video about baby Jesus

[@AkiraHartono]

The one from the last clip is the most similar to Jesus

[@roifor7809]

"why is he dressed up as Hitler?" cos it's the third bike

[@darthgroot9130]

Where was his heilmet?

[@geoffamj6689]

Even the lord is a fan of Clarkson✝

[@raulrosas5068]

god: "son go down there because this guy and his friends are funny"

[@shoutamagatsuchi3076]

@@raulrosas5068 Jesus: "Yes, my heavenly Father." **descends to Earth**

[@shatteredbloodrunner]

That Leicestershire jesus played that bit beautifully too w blessing jeremy at the beginning. Good man

[@mantabond]

Jesus actually gave JC a blessing before the handshake. Very episcopal of him.

[@Partyrockscool]

1:36 “you won’t get in, well they built that car…” JEREMY(does a double glance): “GEEEZUS IS HERE”

[@GerWaskito]

1:41 nah m8 that's weird al yankovic

[@MissileGuidance]

1:16 Jeremy proceeds to predict the future Top Gear cast

[@jacobrumens9601]

DarkViperAU needs to see this.

[@fliegerschmeisser]

Jeremy Clarkson whenever he sees a long-haired man: JESUS 😲

[@Dragoneer]

I love how they can repeat the same joke and it never stops being funny lmao

[@CGTGofficial]

I'm a teen with longer hair than that. I wonder what Jeremy would think of me!

[@J.F.Christ]

Baby Jesus, probably

[@CGTGofficial]

@@J.F.Christ Lol!

[@grim_56]

@@J.F.Christ Bebe jeezus

[@anyexpat]

"Shut up now Jesus" ahahah

[@jj9635]

The incT Christmas special

[@JM_321]

The double take at 1:35 is the best

[@Abo39FooR]

3:33 the beauty....

[@bananamuffins582]

The fact that there's enough for a compilation makes me so happy

[@TheBritFromOz008]

I've been waiting for this one :D

[@bossleonie7658]

An hour and 40 minutes a week the government is stealing from Jesus is possibly my favourite line from top gear

[@mikemaverick7250]

Leicestershire Jesus is really chill

[@Palinghufter]

0:14 That must be Charlie

[@valshades6515]

Jermey is like a dog who sees a squirrel

[@thegamingtrainspotter4582]

It's nice of you to upload it in time for his Birthday

[@thej2241]

i like how jeremy yells “JESUS!” at someone who is almost an exact copy of Weird Al

[@Judgement_Kazzy]

"Right, that's enough from Jesus, now James is going to speak"

[@leodavis4242]

This is hilarious, especially the last clip. The last guy looks the most like Jesus 🤣

[@stuff31]

the perfect christmas gift

[@SpiritJellyfish1]

Jesus working a 9-5, 5 times a week💀🤣 And the govournment is stealing from him🤣🤣💀💀 I’m rolling

[@7potatoman964]

the fact that this needs a compilation says a lot

[@ac2244]

You never know what you had until it’s gone… I miss top gear

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

They still make a show named Grand Tour

[@marcusjackson2874]

​@@FOURTEEFIVE not the same

[@FOURTEEFIVE]

@@marcusjackson2874 the latest special was close

[@melc311]

i can't believe that there are enough moments of this that it's possible to fill a 3 minute and 34 second compilation.

[@realmadrid7129]

Clarkson is so focused on trying to find jesus 😂

[@fz_lyu]

1:23 I think that's Rasputin

[@_Devil]

Merry JESUS-IS-HERE-mas, everyone! Stay safe out there and remember this neat Top Gear Fun Fact: Post 2015 TG is atrocious, only watch the Trio Era

[@Doctor_Robert]

I had no idea he did that more than once. 😂😂

[@user-acs64]

very fitting

[@MightyMacT]

The first clip is gold

[@Carbon_Volture]

"Shut up now, Jeezuz!" 😂

[@biru4531]

Thank you for this blessing you have brought upon us

[@NatsukiMogiIsBestGirl]

I fucking LOVE your pfp

[@nikkimitchable]

i hate your pfp. balance in the world

[@madheadmadDAZ]

I like the last jesus he seems like a really friendly guy.

[@gaius_enceladus]

I'm absolutely certain that the real Jesus would *love* these clips! I'm sure he had a sense of humour!

[@Ghuridnasrani]

He would be discussed by them.

[@MojaveMoron]

@@Ghuridnasrani and what would they be talking about?

[@zacharydurocher4085]

@@MojaveMoron Irish things.

[@jpaulc441]

I disagree, I think Jesus would be... cross.

[@lapachi_428]

Meanwhile Jesus: How does he always find me?

[@crex1165]

The funniest part of this compilation is the fact Jezza has said this so many times there can be a compilation 😭

[@shampoo1991]

Mans found jusus more times then most Christians

[@IamAJoe]

I swear Clarkson should make sure that "Jesus is here!" is on his gravestone.

[@willinator8209]

Love how he mentions Freddy flintoff…

[@Nakosuke-75]

Merry christmas

[@Gunnumn]

"Christ on a bike..." Shows shot of Jesus Christ on a bike

[@pflsorrow7367]

Jeremy: *sees a man with long hair* "OMG jEsUs Is hERe"

[@asherramaly2083]

Can you do a “yeeessss” compilation?

[@koolracerguy]

Yeeeesssss

[@Gabson9]

random guy: has long hair JC: OMG THATS GEEZUS

[@QUACKHEAD23GAMING]

still amazing that when Jeremy completely forgets what hes saying when he sees a Jesus

[@m1co294]

2:55 "Who would like a Daihatsu C--zz--Jesus is here"

[@avw9729]

The smug face at the end 😂

[@aldoringo439]

3:15 the English version of angel di maria

[@brakinglate8828]

*A tall bloke with long hair appears "JESUS IS HERE"

[@AtlasFox]

What an amazing meme that no one knew about until this video

[@gdttdeggegdh5471]

That last Jesus really looked like Jesus. Like, professional impersonator level.

[@SunnyD1865]

Only in a top gear compilation would a video about Jesus start with Hitler

[@markcf83]

A Christmas gift from St Jeremy and pals.

[@bernardlloyd2000]

Wow I completely forgot there had been so many jesuses for some reason my brain mixed them all in one single memory 😂

[@NightbirdProductions]

Up next on top gear: “Jesus takes the wheel”

[@snifey7694]

So what if grand tour, but a bearded old man as the audience, and then James may yell, "oh look Moses is here"

[@twotailedavenger]

Happy birthday, Jesus!

[@darrenrock3387]

You know when it's a great show when Jesus shows up in person

[@Stormysteamie]

I'm waiting for the day he looks at Rin Hojo from Initial D and go "Look, it's Je-- ....I stand corrected."

[@brandonhughes4076]

"Who's Jesus?" "That one bloke who shows up on top gear every now and then

[@joe1205]

Any man with long dark hair is instantly Jesus

[@TheDidacticMind]

"The BebbeJeezis"

[@lucasseakins8920]

That last guy had the beard and everything

[@motorsportfan1246]

I miss this show so very much

[@mohammadali9104]

THE GOATS

[@BartokandBadIdeas]

2nd one was the best

[@sergeiivanovich3112]

Imagine Jeremy meeting with Ian from forgotten weapons lol