- How is your Beetle? - How is your Audi? But we all know that the last laugh belongs to the CEO of Volkswagen.
@vanle66113 жыл бұрын
Nice
@beans51713 жыл бұрын
*evil German laughter*
@m1co2943 жыл бұрын
"But they said I shouldn't worry because it's just a Volkswagen..." *Bugatti emerges from the distance* "Funny."
@beans51713 жыл бұрын
@MichaelKingsfordGray No u
@XantheFIN3 жыл бұрын
If you take a look Volkswagen vs Porsche financial history and moment when Porsche was actually taking over Volkswagen as being biggets share holders… They would have had the last laughs if not government made some special steps in there.
@muhammadnursyahmi94403 жыл бұрын
I love the part where Jeremy tried to "prove" the uncoolness of 911 by asking one of the girl audience, and backfired spectacularly.
@jdpragmatic86442 жыл бұрын
5:22, just so we can see it again
@captainzoll33034 жыл бұрын
i wonder if the guy from ireland still has the picture of the porsche at his house
@turb0flat4374 жыл бұрын
Bet he would've sold it on ebay lol.
@michaelbreckshot65894 жыл бұрын
@@turb0flat437 for £5
@jamie80374 жыл бұрын
@George Saddingtonwe dont use pounds
@Yaro24 жыл бұрын
For £4
@MGR994 жыл бұрын
Hello zoll
@armando_alves3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: * Hating on the 911 GT3 RS * Girl: "You'd make the second date." Jeremy: *SUB ZERO* lmao
@actionboy69343 жыл бұрын
Never argue with the power of boners.
@Tokmurok3 жыл бұрын
@@actionboy6934 cAN wE TALk aBouT SOmETHIng ElSe
@jcgabriel15693 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't!
@Fujiwara.Takumi13 жыл бұрын
You'll have a thin wife. Well that aged well. She's very thin
@patrikjansen78313 жыл бұрын
@@Fujiwara.Takumi1 I think his wife is healthy in aspects of thinness when you look at that rear legroom you would need a wife which only weighs 40 kg or so
@mattshiz3 жыл бұрын
"the turbo has a turbo, obviously". Just wait til he hears about the taycan turbo....
@ChampionBlueRacing4 жыл бұрын
Tonight on TopGear I try to figure out the 911 range, Richard gets to excited over the GT3, and James talks about the Singer Porsche 911
@Mustang150y4 жыл бұрын
No, bottom gear
@enigmazero375644 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP ABOUT THAT DISGUSTING BEETLE
@ARCOMEITHIA3 жыл бұрын
Tonight I attempt to put petrol in a car, Richard sits in a chair, and captain slow buys a book shelf.
@surrixhd98463 жыл бұрын
tonoight on bo'om geer
@reinbeers53223 жыл бұрын
Tonight on Low Range gear
@christian_urocar4 жыл бұрын
2:28 “ how’s your beetle ( Porsche 911) ?” “ fine thank you , house your Audi ( Lamborghini) ? “ lol that was hilarious
@nagmashot4 жыл бұрын
funny part is both chassis were build only ~ 50km seperated from each other... all Gallardo chassis were build by Audi in Neckarsulm only ~ 50km away from Porsche factory
@kravchan4 жыл бұрын
And these all cars are volkswagen 😆😆
@dd-nz8ry4 жыл бұрын
while james is driving a ford? (Aston Martin)
@nagmashot4 жыл бұрын
@@dd-nz8ry no Ford sold Aston Martin 2007
@automation72953 жыл бұрын
@@kravchan Just because they're built on Volkswagen's platform, doesn't mean they're all Volkswagen. They're making fun of the Porsche and whenever people on YT comments make fun of any car, they wishing death on everyone who drive these cars.
@K113-A4 жыл бұрын
Just 3 friends, arguing about a car... ...while making millions of dollars
@derin82764 жыл бұрын
Pounds
@L_J_D234 жыл бұрын
@@derin8276 Americans forgetting other countries exist as usual 🤣
@derin82764 жыл бұрын
@@L_J_D23 yes mate
@Sackmatters3 жыл бұрын
@VECTORMan Don’t get carried away.
@myrixica42223 жыл бұрын
@@In-Nihilum yea but pounds are worth more. I'd much rather be paid £10 an hour than $10 an hour.
@aryasena9564 жыл бұрын
Top gear wasn't an automotive show, it was a comedy show. I don't interest about cars, but i always laugh when they are screaming each other
@זהסודי-ה7מ4 жыл бұрын
It was both, but ever since Clarkson wad fired, they lost their soul
@filipeferreira87574 жыл бұрын
@@זהסודי-ה7מ no, Grand tour is very good as well
@זהסודי-ה7מ4 жыл бұрын
@@filipeferreira8757 the Grand tour is great, but the new top gear is kinda lacking
@Aidan_02104 жыл бұрын
60% comedy and 40% cars
@Aidan_02104 жыл бұрын
@@זהסודי-ה7מ not kinda its completely rubbish since 90% of car enthusiasts watch the grand tour and rest 10% are idiots
@geezyercheese28553 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that there is a gate in Ireland with a picture of a Porsche 911 on it to this day.
@dumpnutz7563 жыл бұрын
"911 greatest hits" *New York disliked that*
@PG-203 жыл бұрын
ooooooooooooooooooof
@atishghosh3 жыл бұрын
FATALITY
@pecadodeorgullo59633 жыл бұрын
Terrorists win.
@PG-203 жыл бұрын
@@pecadodeorgullo5963 CS GO reference?
@atishghosh3 жыл бұрын
@@PG-20 yep
@daviddayn69684 жыл бұрын
I love porsche but this is just brilliant
@ThePaulv124 жыл бұрын
I don't Clarkson's bloody right - they're so good they're boring. His take on a new Lambo was funny one time - he reckoned it was too normal. He said Lambos should be something so ridiculous you have to fall out of them to get out. I take his point but I don't like Lambos either put the point is true enough. Driven a few Porches in my time. My favourite was just a plain 'ole 1974ish 911 2.7 - the one with the Bosch inline mechanical injector pump adapted from a Diesel. It was fun but only because of the massive oversteer was great for showing off fanging it around inner city streets pissing people off. The others were too brutal to be fun like that LOL.
@peterboczan21164 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaulv12 The Porsche 911 has got the wrong name. It should have been called the Porsche Frog.
@magg934 жыл бұрын
Im pumping and squirting right at this very moment. Just wanted to share this intimate piece of information with all of you guys right now. Thanks for reading to the very end, here is a surprise specially for you: *Blood vessels are pumping to the maximum, which proceeds to squirting the blanket juice all over this mechanical keyboard* The end
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN4 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaulv12 "They're so good they're boring" is something I thought only the absolute nutter that Clarkson would ever say. Really? You want something that's not quite as good but you never know if it'll explode?
@Lil96millie4 жыл бұрын
Ill go with what they said at the beginning, i respect it, but i dont appreciate it
@keelangerken51544 жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if someone informed him about Porsche chassis codes/model numbers
@R50ysf4 жыл бұрын
He knows lmao, he even says the 911 is a fantastic car he just doesnt like the type of people who own them
@GodofHellFire19824 жыл бұрын
Top Gear just ain’t Top Gear anymore with the current muppet presenters
@Mustang150y4 жыл бұрын
New top gear is good just not as great as the old one
@peterboczan21164 жыл бұрын
Great news!. For the next series of Top Gear Chris Harris is being replaced with.........................Keith Lemon.
@grated_lemon56304 жыл бұрын
@@peterboczan2116 Chris Harris was the only good one remaining honestly
@Whoooan4 жыл бұрын
@@peterboczan2116 for real? Shit.
@tonyb97354 жыл бұрын
@@Mustang150y "New top gear is good just not as great as the old one" I really, really wanted that to be the case. I tried so hard to like the new TG. Every season I start watching hoping that maybe this time, just maybe, they've done better, made a decent show. But it never is. I gave up half way through the last season, forced finally to admit the truth to myself; it is shite, an absolutely unwatchable, steaming great pile of shite. Mind you, the Grand Tour is not much better. It doesn't steam quite as much.
@rodracer45673 жыл бұрын
3:47 "In fact whenever I mention it now, Jeremy sticks his fingers in his ears and hums songs about Hitler"
@dylanzwering22553 жыл бұрын
Hammond: my gt3 is on fire May: it is easier to send the messerschmitt into the clouds Clarkson: I JUST WANT EGGS
@T0astedR0asted4 жыл бұрын
The irony is that VW both own Porsche & Lamborghini
@Formulozza14 жыл бұрын
Technically Audi own Lamborghini 😉 although your point remains because obviously VW own Audi
@afonsomeska4 жыл бұрын
And porsche owns most of the company, but the company has the name of vw 😅
@afonsomeska4 жыл бұрын
@@J.PC.Designs didnt know that, thanks!
@jundelacruz23423 жыл бұрын
@@J.PC.Designs Which was a stolen design by Ferdinand Porsche from Hans Ledwinka's Tatra. It was found out to be true, after the war Volkswagen was fined for copying it. That is from me coming from a Porsche fan, and works for Porsche.
@_0_restart_0_3 жыл бұрын
@@jundelacruz2342 yeah, i forgot about that. VW was already getting sued by Tatra before the war, but then in 1938, the Germans occupied the czech part of Czechoslovakia, so the Tatra factory was shut down.
@GlitchanBlack3 жыл бұрын
8:16 Clarkson finally loses it.
@67pearse4 жыл бұрын
That one argument about the 911 that then segues into the news, that starts with the new 911 is still funny all these years later 🤣🤣
@oneparticularlysmartape3 жыл бұрын
8:45 You can exchange Porsche by Apple here and it still makes sense.
@hukama69113 жыл бұрын
you're driving it wrong
@mangosteak9 ай бұрын
One is overpriced, built to break, poorly designed and sells you the same outdated tech of it's competetors at an increased price. The other company is porsche. I'll never own one of them cause they are fucking expensive and got no loyalty for any brand but I can't denie that their product is just better than their competition.
@VramanNoodles4 жыл бұрын
Love it! 10/10 and I'm subbing. 7:21 -- 9:26 was the funniest part, when I first watched it I laughed so much.
@TheSporeman163 жыл бұрын
And in the time period the woman in the orange shirt behind Jeremy she had an amazing laugh especially at 8:29
@peaty323 жыл бұрын
"..interior styling by deja vu" Absolute brilliance 😆
@cillianmclaverty93923 жыл бұрын
I love that there is 11 minutes of this
@alouiciousdeverdander91524 жыл бұрын
The 911 came out in 1964 and internally it was called a 901... a couple years later they released the 902... the true “911” lasted from 67 or 68 to 1988... in 89 they changed the design for the first time and released the 964 (based on the 959)... later came the 993... then the 996... then the 997... the original turbo was called the 930... and they were all sold as “911”s ... after about 2000 I quit paying attention...
@J122J954 жыл бұрын
thats alotta 9s
@bandit9494 жыл бұрын
They've been the same car each year
@Cre8Lounge4 жыл бұрын
@@silverlightning8805 and the 912
@R50ysf4 жыл бұрын
Lmao are u stupid? You just named the variants of 911, like saying Ferrari 458, 488. Just because Porsche stick with 911 then name the model 996,997,991,992 etc. 930 and 964 are the same. No need to pay attention if you can't afford one mate
@generalkenobi0664 жыл бұрын
Will they ever get to the thousands?
@Faan-iv3li3 жыл бұрын
We all know Jezza hates Porsche especially the 911 ranges. But there's one model that has special place in his heart. The 928.
@r32fan922 жыл бұрын
8:08 SHUT UP ABOUT YA GLORIFIED BEETLE !!!
@LatvianVideo4 жыл бұрын
5:10 Well, at least he has all the girls
@automation72953 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra If she already have boyfriend or a husband, then you can't date her. Why do people date other people if they already have a boyfriend or a husband?
@INFULGE3 жыл бұрын
"Things a million times better than the Porsche 911 include tuberculosis and being on fire" Almost suffocated laughing
@nothajzl4 жыл бұрын
Porsche: if it ain’t broke - don’t fix it.
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
72 Years of the same car is LONG ENOUGH!!!!
@HerrVictor4 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmeliambro5117 talk it to the vette
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
@@HerrVictor Still, the Vette has progressed far more in that time compared to ur Stuttgart sh*t-heap.
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN4 жыл бұрын
They modernize the same design which is what you SHOULD do when you've got a good design, while Ferrari often try to reinvent the fucking wheel and fail at it. Are Ferraris more beautiful to look at? Yes. Are they infinitely less reliable? Also yes. So unless you're a fucking millionaire, Porsche is just the better option.
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Even if I DID have that kind of money, I wouldn't want to own either of them.
@francescob.384 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with Jeremy I think porsches are pretty good cars in performance and mechanics... But they have always the same look and I got bored of it years and years ago. I would love to see a different design but it won't happen... this car is gonna look the same in 20.. 30 or 50 years from now.
@JohnJonnyBerry4 жыл бұрын
Which is one of the most impressive thing about this line. The 911 Design is timeless. Absolutely brilliant and beautiful. Gt2rs is my absolute favorite car. I would drive that over any ferrari, lambo, bentley, or bugatti.
@vincentraine89174 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree with you and jeremy. It is a fast car and i respect that. But the styling is old and not "timeless" to me personally. But i do like that new 911 gt3 ass design ngl.
@francescob.384 жыл бұрын
@@vincentraine8917 i really like the porsche cayman and the 918 spyder, Porsche can produce some beautiful machines when it stops reusing the 911 design over and over again
@francescob.384 жыл бұрын
@@JohnJonnyBerry yep it's a good car, but talking about design it's like eating the same thing every day of your life Won't you get bored? For example, everyone will remember the ferrari 360, 430 or 458, even if they are becoming old now. But nobody except porsche enthusiasts will remember a 2008 porsche 911 for example... because it's you know... a car with nothing special about its look...
@vincentraine89174 жыл бұрын
@@francescob.38 yesss i agree. Personally i love the 918 and carrera gt. Beautiful cars.
@MA-iridium2 жыл бұрын
VW Beetle and Porsche 911 were born to the same genius. Jeremy is right in his appreciation of not finding a difference.
@jcgabriel15694 жыл бұрын
May: And now, the news. And we begin this week... ugh...
@callumcjham44784 жыл бұрын
Oh Cock.
@vhego3 жыл бұрын
WITH THE NEW DACIA SANDERO
@jcgabriel15693 жыл бұрын
@@vhego That's on the "great news!!!" section...
@Radit_HP4 жыл бұрын
Before i could watch this video, i had to watch an ad of the porsche macan. Irony abounds.
@richardgadberry83983 ай бұрын
"Shut up about your glorified Beetle!"
@ChrisMolyneaux933 жыл бұрын
"In the same way that Ebola is the ultimate tropical disease" *COVID-19 has entered the chat*
@Schaddn3 жыл бұрын
I love the "we'll edit that out" bit :'D
@Chris0-583 жыл бұрын
"...so far as styling's concerned the GT2 is just a squashed Volkswagen Beetle with a wing on the back..." I felt that.
@AlexTrain52494 жыл бұрын
It’s easily one of the most fierce battles of them all. Even though I love them both. I’d have a Turbo S & a 458 if money was no object. Turbo S for the winter, the 458 for spring and summer.
@Trija2043 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge Porsche (mainly the 911) fan and I find this just hilarious!! I mean it’s old Top Gear, it’ll always be funny and one of the greatest car shows
@universalrandomizer4053 жыл бұрын
7:34 Jeremy drifting in and out of conscience is pretty funny
@robertnicu3 жыл бұрын
1:28 That face KILLS ME
@AA-ke2ns3 жыл бұрын
As a Porsche owner this was still extremely funny 😂
@FreedomBird6662 жыл бұрын
"SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GLORIFIED BEETLE!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@toxicheadshot504 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Jeremy didn’t make a 9/11 with the Porsche 911, that shows that he may be rude sometimes, he does have respect for things like that.
@Schcarraffone3 жыл бұрын
no need when sasha baron cohen already did
@adorabasilwinterpock60353 жыл бұрын
Lol
@stephanos27583 жыл бұрын
clarkson mocking porsche for being the same thing while driving a ford coupe (aston martin) that is also the same thing over the years is just brilliant
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
Ford coupè? Ok simp 😂😂😂😂
@stephanos2758 Жыл бұрын
@@lucamaini4492 I don’t know if you understand the term simp.
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
@@stephanos2758 don’t worry i do.
@stephanos2758 Жыл бұрын
@@lucamaini4492 yeah it looks like it
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
@@stephanos2758 i think it’s about you
@Wasp-ce7yr2 жыл бұрын
You are about to see my professional review of this car. This is the car in question *shows beetle 😂🤣😂🤣
@tractioncontroldelete3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny 🤣 Love the fact that he’s not hopping on the bandwagon just because everyone else has. Plus he’s certainly driven enough cars to have a have a basis for his opinion. Looking forward to part 3!
@jamesheichel94652 жыл бұрын
Instead of calling it a "beetle" he should have been calling it a "squashed nazi mobile". Lol
@digiNanok4 жыл бұрын
Actually the 911 isn't a beetle, it's a Tatra 97 which the beetle stole the design from
@greglewis33823 жыл бұрын
Right on! The Volkswagen was a bad copy of the Tatra.
@Icecube0953 жыл бұрын
@@greglewis3382 That is because Ferdinand Porsche had a good relationship with Hans Ledwinka the Tatra Engineer back before WW2. In a recent Jay Leno episode about his Tatra he is pointing out, that "both engineers looked over the other's shoulder when designing their cars". I'm not going to argue about the stealing part as that is clearly true (VW paid a compensation back in the 1960s for this) I just wanted to complete the picture ;-)
@Icecube0953 жыл бұрын
@@greglewis3382 Here is a link to his video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWO7qn-dq5KIh7s
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie9253 жыл бұрын
The 911 is none of these things. The Porsche 911 is a homicidal maniac for reasons illegal to bring up here.
@eryczakpl23373 жыл бұрын
It's the best Jeremy Clarkson compilation ever, I laughed and laughed
@salimshafie56144 жыл бұрын
I used to hate all 911s , until they came up with the 991, I became a fan ever since, now I love them all, it's funny how things change
@philipwild91344 жыл бұрын
I used to hate Porsches too, now I love the brand and I even got myself a Porsche. Haha crazy how thigs can change over time!
@altergreenhorn4 жыл бұрын
Same old 911 were a squashed beetle since 997 I dont hate it anymore it is a nice car
@contendedracer58614 жыл бұрын
Same here, the 991 GT3’s were what made me love Porsches
@imty87744 жыл бұрын
For me it was the 992. The insane performance just made me like it.
@hacker0073004 жыл бұрын
Because you have no taste. All the 911 before the 991 are beautiful. Not fat todes
@johnmilligan29644 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely a 911 fan but listening to them argue about it is hysterical!
@r.o.b8728 Жыл бұрын
that sounds so wrong out of context
@verdeboyo3 жыл бұрын
I love Porsche, but these guys are pure legends of laughter!
@billholmes34624 жыл бұрын
Spot on Clarkson, emperors cloths doesn’t come near it.
@Sempfer54 жыл бұрын
Interior designer Deja Vu
@EAWanderer2 жыл бұрын
Lol - 02:19 😂😂 Richard was loving his Beetle even more! 🚗 02:59 - Why is the GT2 not turbo if it is a turbo? 🚗 06:31 - Professional Motoring journalist! 😂 😂
@vintageman913 жыл бұрын
The porsche 911 is one of my favorite sportscars, especially the old ones from the 60s-80s but i have to agree that there are a crapload of very, very similar ones and they change very little in between.
@samhuff47253 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember making your own “cool wall” on top gear’s website back in the day?
@chrismoore91213 жыл бұрын
5:30 that is a true woman of culture
@albertomotors69012 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong it IS a beetle.
@Ogudomon4 жыл бұрын
The most fun part in commentaries are "I hate the 911, they always looks the same?" That sound like "I hate Mustangs, they all looks the same" or "i hate Camaros, they all look the same." If it's to be different of 911, why call it a 911 to start? Well, would be fun have a new version of 968. Something like the V8 from Panamera Turbo S and the classic retangular design that made the 924. 944 and 968 so beautiful.
@watermelon25214 жыл бұрын
The cayman has become the new 911. It is small and nimble... especially the 981 bc they sound the best
@jeremyfong56843 жыл бұрын
“Porsche enthusiasts, by which i mean these 2 imbeciles” *points and May and Hammond*
@TheKingRacer0074 ай бұрын
"You got to move on, look at this show!" 😂😅😂
@adim24273 жыл бұрын
"Other things that are a million times nicer than the old car include Tuberculosis"
@simonvictor2864 жыл бұрын
Spot-on ..exactly what i was thinking ...the best part " ...been around for 4-5 thousand years'''...overpriced beetle ...and yes the greatest con-job by the germans in auto history ...
@Zeigler_4 жыл бұрын
Porsche 911 is the Skyrim of cars By the way I do love the car range
@hayabusaorlovina27614 жыл бұрын
911 is assassin creed of the cars, they all are similar. Ferrari is skyrim, they live from old glory, while most of them is with bugs, but we all expect new skyrim.
@siddheshpillai38074 жыл бұрын
@@hayabusaorlovina2761 pls don’t compare the Porsche 911 to the joke of gaming industry called assassin creed
@lukedanielgalon15963 жыл бұрын
@@hayabusaorlovina2761 XD
@lukedanielgalon15963 жыл бұрын
@@siddheshpillai3807 will the person did u cant change that
@siddheshpillai38073 жыл бұрын
@@lukedanielgalon1596 true
@richardsawyer54282 жыл бұрын
911s are great. Lots of yuppies and estate agent brought them in the 1980s and promptly drove them into trees, bridges and lampposts. Excellent!
@rawdawg153 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but I just can't help think "glorified beetle". I mean in every way it would be the perfect car for me to buy...its in the price range i want, the performance i want, the back seat, the engine location, great engineering....but I just wish the lights didn't look like that.
@leonardomendieta81603 жыл бұрын
11 minutes just fly by, I could watch this arguments for hours. And no, there is no winner.
@TheTrollpolice3 жыл бұрын
That's funny. I got a Porsche 911 ad on this video
@aidaaliten88173 жыл бұрын
sQuAsHeD vOlKsWaGeN bEeTlE
@Robi2009 Жыл бұрын
1:28 - I love Hammond's face xD
@hititdj4 жыл бұрын
Ever since I was a kid I was always underwhelmed by the porsche, I even thought it looked like a VW Beettle, when I heard Clarkson saying it looks like a Beetle I burst out laughing🤣🤣🤣
@Celestias4 жыл бұрын
...with Mustard up its bottom. :)
@mk2nathan4 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing you’ve never been in one, that will change your opinion on them. Did for me!
@watermelon25214 жыл бұрын
If it looks like a beetle to you you might need glasses...
@zeldadahedgehog Жыл бұрын
@@mk2nathaneveryone says that, i drove one and it felt super dull Driving a Porsche feels very corporate and boring, makes me feel like im on my way to my lawyer job and read case files all day And for the money, i could get better performance from a Corvette or an R35 GTR and save $100k-$300k, Porsche prices are outrageous and certainly not worth the money
@mk2nathan Жыл бұрын
@@zeldadahedgehog you absolutely could not get better performance out of a GTR or a Corvette. A turbo S outperforms Lamborghinis and Ferrari’s twice its price, yet alone a gt3rs around a track… Also, you have to remember that Corvettes are nasty cheap plastic American shitboxes that are hopeless compared to any European rival (I say that as a Brit so I understand that our cars are produced differently for a completely different market to America), and a gtr was so technologically advanced back in the day that now the computers are so dated they really aren’t anything special anymore. I’d also imagine that Porsche prices are inflated over in the US compared to what they are over here
@danielakerman38784 жыл бұрын
They are trying to say I’m stupid in 15 different ways
@toobasaurus234 жыл бұрын
Between Porsche, Ferrari, and Lamborghini... it's Porsche all day. Why? They consistently work, and have done for decades.
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
LOL How wrong can u be?????? They're ALL equally terrible on their own level.
@starpier4 жыл бұрын
Not only, they also consistently keep repeating the same old design over and over, like VW and Audi also love to do. I dont dislike Porsche, but buying an exotic sports car with the same mindset of buying a fridge (it works, it is reliable) is really not the way to go for me. A car enthusiast should be also a little bit mad and irrational, because that is the most important thing about being a petrol head and cannot be explained to someone who does not have the same passion.
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra LOL Better if they hadn't tried it at all. Front-engined and RWD is best possible configuration for a car.
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra What about Front-engined, RWD fanboys??? WTF have u got against them???
@michaelmeliambro51174 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra LOL Unfortunately for you, I happen to be a muscle car fanboy.
@invincible.4563 жыл бұрын
"I get confused with 911. I never know where they all go. Is that a turbo?" "No that's not. That's normally aspirated" "So wait a minute the GT2 is a turbo" "Yes" "And the turbos are turbos obviously" "Yes" "Why is a GT2 not a turbo if it is a turbo?" "It is a turbo" "Yes why is it called the GT2 and not a turbo?" "Because the turbo is called the turbo. You could neve-" I seriously love this convo
@jacobbahr93164 жыл бұрын
4:48 the guy who said 911s are uncool has a Ferrari cap
@yamatodamashii11793 жыл бұрын
Guessing Clarkson disliked German cars in general…. “Every time I use the navi, I end up in Poland,”
@mohammednurul93804 жыл бұрын
But seriously though, how does Porsche manages to sell the same car for over the decades is beyond me
@ace00710003 жыл бұрын
I mean, most people who would ever own one, would do just that - own a single one. They've hit the nail on the head with the styling, and a lot of people just go for the "newest 911", because its the same old styling, but with newer amenities and components. Besides, I can say the same thing about recent Ferraris. I have a Ferrari enthusiast friend, who knows the difference between those modern numbered Ferraris, but I can't tell one from the other. Being a Porsche enthusiast myself, we've reached an understanding there.
@sdslofi11073 жыл бұрын
Heard about the RUF??
@HelloFellowDinosaurs3 жыл бұрын
Same reason apple can with the iPhone. People don't think, they buy for a brand name and don't realise they're missing out on much better stuff elsewhere.
@ulisesavila28793 жыл бұрын
Two different minded people, "it's a porsche" and the second kind actually want X porsche and when you have the money for it, you have almost the same car with modern capabilities.
@fastboi80933 жыл бұрын
@1:43 pure comedy gold
@ryanne.51723 жыл бұрын
You know how you and your friends sometimes argue about the same thing for 20 years
@liamreid540711 ай бұрын
7:55: I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that and I still laugh my ass off when I hear it now.
@palefaced14 ай бұрын
As a multiple time and 911 model owner, I can confirm that they do indeed all drive completely differently.
@Mockingbird-223 жыл бұрын
“The Ultimate 911” That escalated quickly
@thomaswawrzyniak1183 жыл бұрын
8:55 that aged well
@mistermr21474 жыл бұрын
911's stopped being cool once they started using water cooled engines.
@mohammednurul93804 жыл бұрын
Only a handful of people will get this 😂
@mohammednurul93804 жыл бұрын
@@Tray-sq2zr the beetle had an air cooled engine, while the 911s have water cooled, i.e calling the 911 a beetle by being very specific.
@rdsyafriyar3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to imagine someone re-badging a Porsche 911 as a Beetle for the sheer irony of it X3
@ClipontheEar3 жыл бұрын
Porsche: like sitting in a Volkswagen Beetle with mustard up its bottom. LM (Mustarded) AO!
@CaptZenPetabyte24 күн бұрын
James May: The only adult in the room
@flywithtb50052 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit as a german, it took me a while to find it funny that he destroyed one
@cartorius Жыл бұрын
especially considering what it would be worth now :S
@MrBeeps.3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy is not wrong the Porsche 911 does look like a Volkswagen beetle
@agustindetlefsen69442 жыл бұрын
7:20 this is the best clip in my opinion, very good comedy
@mitchelltopolinsky1644 жыл бұрын
Saying that top gear / grand tour is a show about cars is the same as saying the office is a show about paper
@treystiemsma73293 жыл бұрын
You’d make the second date, instantly puts it in sub-zero
@rcxdries85843 жыл бұрын
I’ve ridden in the back seat of a widowmaker 911 as a child
@rcxdries85843 жыл бұрын
It was scary BUT fun
@barryjohnson52883 жыл бұрын
He must really hate Porsche after the 918 spyder beat the McLaren P1, and his house got destroyed.
@polishavgeek18493 жыл бұрын
This video has mysteriously made me love the 911 even more...
@HardcoreInsanity11 ай бұрын
As a Porsche hater, this brings me huge joy 😂😂
@imperfectravens24102 жыл бұрын
I think the greatest part about this video is there is more than 1 part