Clarkson Making Fun of the Porsche 911 Compilation #1

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@stefantsarev4442
@stefantsarev4442 3 жыл бұрын
- How is your Beetle? - How is your Audi? But we all know that the last laugh belongs to the CEO of Volkswagen.
@vanle6611
@vanle6611 3 жыл бұрын
Nice
@beans5171
@beans5171 3 жыл бұрын
*evil German laughter*
@m1co294
@m1co294 3 жыл бұрын
"But they said I shouldn't worry because it's just a Volkswagen..." *Bugatti emerges from the distance* "Funny."
@beans5171
@beans5171 3 жыл бұрын
@MichaelKingsfordGray No u
@XantheFIN
@XantheFIN 3 жыл бұрын
If you take a look Volkswagen vs Porsche financial history and moment when Porsche was actually taking over Volkswagen as being biggets share holders… They would have had the last laughs if not government made some special steps in there.
@muhammadnursyahmi9440
@muhammadnursyahmi9440 3 жыл бұрын
I love the part where Jeremy tried to "prove" the uncoolness of 911 by asking one of the girl audience, and backfired spectacularly.
@jdpragmatic8644
@jdpragmatic8644 2 жыл бұрын
5:22, just so we can see it again
@captainzoll3303
@captainzoll3303 3 жыл бұрын
i wonder if the guy from ireland still has the picture of the porsche at his house
@turb0flat437
@turb0flat437 3 жыл бұрын
Bet he would've sold it on ebay lol.
@michaelbreckshot6589
@michaelbreckshot6589 3 жыл бұрын
@@turb0flat437 for £5
@jamie8037
@jamie8037 3 жыл бұрын
@George Saddingtonwe dont use pounds
@Yaro2
@Yaro2 3 жыл бұрын
For £4
@kenta326
@kenta326 3 жыл бұрын
4 quids m8
@armando_alves
@armando_alves 3 жыл бұрын
Jeremy: * Hating on the 911 GT3 RS * Girl: "You'd make the second date." Jeremy: *SUB ZERO* lmao
@actionboy6934
@actionboy6934 3 жыл бұрын
Never argue with the power of boners.
@Tokmurok
@Tokmurok 3 жыл бұрын
@@actionboy6934 cAN wE TALk aBouT SOmETHIng ElSe
@jcgabriel1569
@jcgabriel1569 3 жыл бұрын
Who wouldn't!
@Fujiwara.Takumi1
@Fujiwara.Takumi1 3 жыл бұрын
You'll have a thin wife. Well that aged well. She's very thin
@patrikjansen7831
@patrikjansen7831 3 жыл бұрын
@@Fujiwara.Takumi1 I think his wife is healthy in aspects of thinness when you look at that rear legroom you would need a wife which only weighs 40 kg or so
@mattshiz
@mattshiz 3 жыл бұрын
"the turbo has a turbo, obviously". Just wait til he hears about the taycan turbo....
@ChampionBlueRacing
@ChampionBlueRacing 3 жыл бұрын
Tonight on TopGear I try to figure out the 911 range, Richard gets to excited over the GT3, and James talks about the Singer Porsche 911
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
No, bottom gear
@enigmazero37564
@enigmazero37564 3 жыл бұрын
SHUT UP ABOUT THAT DISGUSTING BEETLE
@ARCOMEITHIA
@ARCOMEITHIA 3 жыл бұрын
Tonight I attempt to put petrol in a car, Richard sits in a chair, and captain slow buys a book shelf.
@surrixhd9846
@surrixhd9846 3 жыл бұрын
tonoight on bo'om geer
@reinbeers5322
@reinbeers5322 3 жыл бұрын
Tonight on Low Range gear
@daviddayn6968
@daviddayn6968 3 жыл бұрын
I love porsche but this is just brilliant
@ThePaulv12
@ThePaulv12 3 жыл бұрын
I don't Clarkson's bloody right - they're so good they're boring. His take on a new Lambo was funny one time - he reckoned it was too normal. He said Lambos should be something so ridiculous you have to fall out of them to get out. I take his point but I don't like Lambos either put the point is true enough. Driven a few Porches in my time. My favourite was just a plain 'ole 1974ish 911 2.7 - the one with the Bosch inline mechanical injector pump adapted from a Diesel. It was fun but only because of the massive oversteer was great for showing off fanging it around inner city streets pissing people off. The others were too brutal to be fun like that LOL.
@peterboczan2116
@peterboczan2116 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaulv12 The Porsche 911 has got the wrong name. It should have been called the Porsche Frog.
@magg93
@magg93 3 жыл бұрын
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@THENAMEISQUICKMAN
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 жыл бұрын
@@ThePaulv12 "They're so good they're boring" is something I thought only the absolute nutter that Clarkson would ever say. Really? You want something that's not quite as good but you never know if it'll explode?
@Lil96millie
@Lil96millie 3 жыл бұрын
Ill go with what they said at the beginning, i respect it, but i dont appreciate it
@geezyercheese2855
@geezyercheese2855 3 жыл бұрын
Legend has it that there is a gate in Ireland with a picture of a Porsche 911 on it to this day.
@christian_urocar
@christian_urocar 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 “ how’s your beetle ( Porsche 911) ?” “ fine thank you , house your Audi ( Lamborghini) ? “ lol that was hilarious
@nagmashot
@nagmashot 3 жыл бұрын
funny part is both chassis were build only ~ 50km seperated from each other... all Gallardo chassis were build by Audi in Neckarsulm only ~ 50km away from Porsche factory
@kravchan
@kravchan 3 жыл бұрын
And these all cars are volkswagen 😆😆
@dd-nz8ry
@dd-nz8ry 3 жыл бұрын
while james is driving a ford? (Aston Martin)
@nagmashot
@nagmashot 3 жыл бұрын
@@dd-nz8ry no Ford sold Aston Martin 2007
@automation7295
@automation7295 3 жыл бұрын
@@kravchan Just because they're built on Volkswagen's platform, doesn't mean they're all Volkswagen. They're making fun of the Porsche and whenever people on YT comments make fun of any car, they wishing death on everyone who drive these cars.
@aryasena956
@aryasena956 3 жыл бұрын
Top gear wasn't an automotive show, it was a comedy show. I don't interest about cars, but i always laugh when they are screaming each other
@זהסודי-ה7מ
@זהסודי-ה7מ 3 жыл бұрын
It was both, but ever since Clarkson wad fired, they lost their soul
@filipeferreira8757
@filipeferreira8757 3 жыл бұрын
@@זהסודי-ה7מ no, Grand tour is very good as well
@זהסודי-ה7מ
@זהסודי-ה7מ 3 жыл бұрын
@@filipeferreira8757 the Grand tour is great, but the new top gear is kinda lacking
@Aidan_0210
@Aidan_0210 3 жыл бұрын
60% comedy and 40% cars
@Aidan_0210
@Aidan_0210 3 жыл бұрын
@@זהסודי-ה7מ not kinda its completely rubbish since 90% of car enthusiasts watch the grand tour and rest 10% are idiots
@K113-A
@K113-A 3 жыл бұрын
Just 3 friends, arguing about a car... ...while making millions of dollars
@derin8276
@derin8276 3 жыл бұрын
Pounds
@L_J_D23
@L_J_D23 3 жыл бұрын
@@derin8276 Americans forgetting other countries exist as usual 🤣
@derin8276
@derin8276 3 жыл бұрын
@@L_J_D23 yes mate
@Sackmatters
@Sackmatters 3 жыл бұрын
@VECTORMan Don’t get carried away.
@myrixica4222
@myrixica4222 3 жыл бұрын
@@In-Nihilum yea but pounds are worth more. I'd much rather be paid £10 an hour than $10 an hour.
@keelangerken5154
@keelangerken5154 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine what would happen if someone informed him about Porsche chassis codes/model numbers
@R50ysf
@R50ysf 3 жыл бұрын
He knows lmao, he even says the 911 is a fantastic car he just doesnt like the type of people who own them
@dumpnutz756
@dumpnutz756 3 жыл бұрын
"911 greatest hits" *New York disliked that*
@PG-20
@PG-20 3 жыл бұрын
ooooooooooooooooooof
@atishghosh
@atishghosh 3 жыл бұрын
FATALITY
@pecadodeorgullo5963
@pecadodeorgullo5963 3 жыл бұрын
Terrorists win.
@PG-20
@PG-20 3 жыл бұрын
@@pecadodeorgullo5963 CS GO reference?
@atishghosh
@atishghosh 3 жыл бұрын
@@PG-20 yep
@GodofHellFire1982
@GodofHellFire1982 3 жыл бұрын
Top Gear just ain’t Top Gear anymore with the current muppet presenters
@Mustang150y
@Mustang150y 3 жыл бұрын
New top gear is good just not as great as the old one
@peterboczan2116
@peterboczan2116 3 жыл бұрын
Great news!. For the next series of Top Gear Chris Harris is being replaced with.........................Keith Lemon.
@grated_lemon5630
@grated_lemon5630 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterboczan2116 Chris Harris was the only good one remaining honestly
@Whoooan
@Whoooan 3 жыл бұрын
@@peterboczan2116 for real? Shit.
@tonyb9735
@tonyb9735 3 жыл бұрын
@@Mustang150y "New top gear is good just not as great as the old one" I really, really wanted that to be the case. I tried so hard to like the new TG. Every season I start watching hoping that maybe this time, just maybe, they've done better, made a decent show. But it never is. I gave up half way through the last season, forced finally to admit the truth to myself; it is shite, an absolutely unwatchable, steaming great pile of shite. Mind you, the Grand Tour is not much better. It doesn't steam quite as much.
@dylanzwering2255
@dylanzwering2255 3 жыл бұрын
Hammond: my gt3 is on fire May: it is easier to send the messerschmitt into the clouds Clarkson: I JUST WANT EGGS
@rodracer4567
@rodracer4567 3 жыл бұрын
3:47 "In fact whenever I mention it now, Jeremy sticks his fingers in his ears and hums songs about Hitler"
@GlitchanBlack
@GlitchanBlack 3 жыл бұрын
8:16 Clarkson finally loses it.
@T0astedR0asted
@T0astedR0asted 3 жыл бұрын
The irony is that VW both own Porsche & Lamborghini
@Formulozza1
@Formulozza1 3 жыл бұрын
Technically Audi own Lamborghini 😉 although your point remains because obviously VW own Audi
@afonsomeska
@afonsomeska 3 жыл бұрын
And porsche owns most of the company, but the company has the name of vw 😅
@afonsomeska
@afonsomeska 3 жыл бұрын
@@J.PC.Designs didnt know that, thanks!
@jundelacruz2342
@jundelacruz2342 3 жыл бұрын
@@J.PC.Designs Which was a stolen design by Ferdinand Porsche from Hans Ledwinka's Tatra. It was found out to be true, after the war Volkswagen was fined for copying it. That is from me coming from a Porsche fan, and works for Porsche.
@_0_restart_0_
@_0_restart_0_ 3 жыл бұрын
@@jundelacruz2342 yeah, i forgot about that. VW was already getting sued by Tatra before the war, but then in 1938, the Germans occupied the czech part of Czechoslovakia, so the Tatra factory was shut down.
@oneparticularlysmartape
@oneparticularlysmartape 3 жыл бұрын
8:45 You can exchange Porsche by Apple here and it still makes sense.
@hukama6911
@hukama6911 3 жыл бұрын
you're driving it wrong
@mangosteak
@mangosteak 8 ай бұрын
One is overpriced, built to break, poorly designed and sells you the same outdated tech of it's competetors at an increased price. The other company is porsche. I'll never own one of them cause they are fucking expensive and got no loyalty for any brand but I can't denie that their product is just better than their competition.
@67pearse
@67pearse 3 жыл бұрын
That one argument about the 911 that then segues into the news, that starts with the new 911 is still funny all these years later 🤣🤣
@LatvianVideo
@LatvianVideo 3 жыл бұрын
5:10 Well, at least he has all the girls
@automation7295
@automation7295 3 жыл бұрын
@ThePatUltra If she already have boyfriend or a husband, then you can't date her. Why do people date other people if they already have a boyfriend or a husband?
@cillianmclaverty9392
@cillianmclaverty9392 3 жыл бұрын
I love that there is 11 minutes of this
@francescob.38
@francescob.38 3 жыл бұрын
I 100% agree with Jeremy I think porsches are pretty good cars in performance and mechanics... But they have always the same look and I got bored of it years and years ago. I would love to see a different design but it won't happen... this car is gonna look the same in 20.. 30 or 50 years from now.
@JohnJonnyBerry
@JohnJonnyBerry 3 жыл бұрын
Which is one of the most impressive thing about this line. The 911 Design is timeless. Absolutely brilliant and beautiful. Gt2rs is my absolute favorite car. I would drive that over any ferrari, lambo, bentley, or bugatti.
@vincentraine8917
@vincentraine8917 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah i agree with you and jeremy. It is a fast car and i respect that. But the styling is old and not "timeless" to me personally. But i do like that new 911 gt3 ass design ngl.
@francescob.38
@francescob.38 3 жыл бұрын
@@vincentraine8917 i really like the porsche cayman and the 918 spyder, Porsche can produce some beautiful machines when it stops reusing the 911 design over and over again
@francescob.38
@francescob.38 3 жыл бұрын
@@JohnJonnyBerry yep it's a good car, but talking about design it's like eating the same thing every day of your life Won't you get bored? For example, everyone will remember the ferrari 360, 430 or 458, even if they are becoming old now. But nobody except porsche enthusiasts will remember a 2008 porsche 911 for example... because it's you know... a car with nothing special about its look...
@vincentraine8917
@vincentraine8917 3 жыл бұрын
@@francescob.38 yesss i agree. Personally i love the 918 and carrera gt. Beautiful cars.
@jcgabriel1569
@jcgabriel1569 3 жыл бұрын
May: And now, the news. And we begin this week... ugh...
@callumcjham4478
@callumcjham4478 3 жыл бұрын
Oh Cock.
@vhego
@vhego 3 жыл бұрын
WITH THE NEW DACIA SANDERO
@jcgabriel1569
@jcgabriel1569 3 жыл бұрын
@@vhego That's on the "great news!!!" section...
@alouiciousdeverdander9152
@alouiciousdeverdander9152 3 жыл бұрын
The 911 came out in 1964 and internally it was called a 901... a couple years later they released the 902... the true “911” lasted from 67 or 68 to 1988... in 89 they changed the design for the first time and released the 964 (based on the 959)... later came the 993... then the 996... then the 997... the original turbo was called the 930... and they were all sold as “911”s ... after about 2000 I quit paying attention...
@J122J95
@J122J95 3 жыл бұрын
thats alotta 9s
@bandit949
@bandit949 3 жыл бұрын
They've been the same car each year
@Cre8Lounge
@Cre8Lounge 3 жыл бұрын
@@silverlightning8805 and the 912
@R50ysf
@R50ysf 3 жыл бұрын
Lmao are u stupid? You just named the variants of 911, like saying Ferrari 458, 488. Just because Porsche stick with 911 then name the model 996,997,991,992 etc. 930 and 964 are the same. No need to pay attention if you can't afford one mate
@generalkenobi066
@generalkenobi066 3 жыл бұрын
Will they ever get to the thousands?
@Faan-iv3li
@Faan-iv3li 3 жыл бұрын
We all know Jezza hates Porsche especially the 911 ranges. But there's one model that has special place in his heart. The 928.
@peaty32
@peaty32 3 жыл бұрын
"..interior styling by deja vu" Absolute brilliance 😆
@Trija204
@Trija204 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a huge Porsche (mainly the 911) fan and I find this just hilarious!! I mean it’s old Top Gear, it’ll always be funny and one of the greatest car shows
@nothajzl
@nothajzl 3 жыл бұрын
Porsche: if it ain’t broke - don’t fix it.
@michaelmeliambro5117
@michaelmeliambro5117 3 жыл бұрын
72 Years of the same car is LONG ENOUGH!!!!
@HerrVictor
@HerrVictor 3 жыл бұрын
@@michaelmeliambro5117 talk it to the vette
@michaelmeliambro5117
@michaelmeliambro5117 3 жыл бұрын
@@HerrVictor Still, the Vette has progressed far more in that time compared to ur Stuttgart sh*t-heap.
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN
@THENAMEISQUICKMAN 3 жыл бұрын
They modernize the same design which is what you SHOULD do when you've got a good design, while Ferrari often try to reinvent the fucking wheel and fail at it. Are Ferraris more beautiful to look at? Yes. Are they infinitely less reliable? Also yes. So unless you're a fucking millionaire, Porsche is just the better option.
@michaelmeliambro5117
@michaelmeliambro5117 3 жыл бұрын
@@THENAMEISQUICKMAN Even if I DID have that kind of money, I wouldn't want to own either of them.
@AlexTrain5249
@AlexTrain5249 3 жыл бұрын
It’s easily one of the most fierce battles of them all. Even though I love them both. I’d have a Turbo S & a 458 if money was no object. Turbo S for the winter, the 458 for spring and summer.
@r32fan92
@r32fan92 2 жыл бұрын
8:08 SHUT UP ABOUT YA GLORIFIED BEETLE !!!
@Crimelord43
@Crimelord43 3 жыл бұрын
Before i could watch this video, i had to watch an ad of the porsche macan. Irony abounds.
@AA-ke2ns
@AA-ke2ns 3 жыл бұрын
As a Porsche owner this was still extremely funny 😂
@MA-iridium
@MA-iridium 2 жыл бұрын
VW Beetle and Porsche 911 were born to the same genius. Jeremy is right in his appreciation of not finding a difference.
@vintageman91
@vintageman91 3 жыл бұрын
The porsche 911 is one of my favorite sportscars, especially the old ones from the 60s-80s but i have to agree that there are a crapload of very, very similar ones and they change very little in between.
@johnmilligan2964
@johnmilligan2964 3 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely a 911 fan but listening to them argue about it is hysterical!
@r.o.b8728
@r.o.b8728 Жыл бұрын
that sounds so wrong out of context
@VramanNoodles
@VramanNoodles 4 жыл бұрын
Love it! 10/10 and I'm subbing. 7:21 -- 9:26 was the funniest part, when I first watched it I laughed so much.
@TheSporeman16
@TheSporeman16 3 жыл бұрын
And in the time period the woman in the orange shirt behind Jeremy she had an amazing laugh especially at 8:29
@FreedomBird666
@FreedomBird666 2 жыл бұрын
"SHUT UP ABOUT YOUR GLORIFIED BEETLE!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Schaddn
@Schaddn 3 жыл бұрын
I love the "we'll edit that out" bit :'D
@ChrisMolyneaux93
@ChrisMolyneaux93 3 жыл бұрын
"In the same way that Ebola is the ultimate tropical disease" *COVID-19 has entered the chat*
@richardgadberry8398
@richardgadberry8398 2 ай бұрын
"Shut up about your glorified Beetle!"
@INFULGE
@INFULGE 3 жыл бұрын
"Things a million times better than the Porsche 911 include tuberculosis and being on fire" Almost suffocated laughing
@watermelon2521
@watermelon2521 3 жыл бұрын
The cayman has become the new 911. It is small and nimble... especially the 981 bc they sound the best
@universalrandomizer405
@universalrandomizer405 2 жыл бұрын
7:34 Jeremy drifting in and out of conscience is pretty funny
@Wasp-ce7yr
@Wasp-ce7yr 2 жыл бұрын
You are about to see my professional review of this car. This is the car in question *shows beetle 😂🤣😂🤣
@Sempfer5
@Sempfer5 3 жыл бұрын
Interior designer Deja Vu
@ChrisN06999
@ChrisN06999 3 жыл бұрын
"...so far as styling's concerned the GT2 is just a squashed Volkswagen Beetle with a wing on the back..." I felt that.
@verdeboyo
@verdeboyo 3 жыл бұрын
I love Porsche, but these guys are pure legends of laughter!
@eryczakpl2337
@eryczakpl2337 3 жыл бұрын
It's the best Jeremy Clarkson compilation ever, I laughed and laughed
@tractioncontroldelete
@tractioncontroldelete 3 жыл бұрын
This is so funny 🤣 Love the fact that he’s not hopping on the bandwagon just because everyone else has. Plus he’s certainly driven enough cars to have a have a basis for his opinion. Looking forward to part 3!
@Zeigler_
@Zeigler_ 3 жыл бұрын
Porsche 911 is the Skyrim of cars By the way I do love the car range
@hayabusaorlovina2761
@hayabusaorlovina2761 3 жыл бұрын
911 is assassin creed of the cars, they all are similar. Ferrari is skyrim, they live from old glory, while most of them is with bugs, but we all expect new skyrim.
@siddheshpillai3807
@siddheshpillai3807 3 жыл бұрын
@@hayabusaorlovina2761 pls don’t compare the Porsche 911 to the joke of gaming industry called assassin creed
@lukedanielgalon1596
@lukedanielgalon1596 3 жыл бұрын
@@hayabusaorlovina2761 XD
@lukedanielgalon1596
@lukedanielgalon1596 3 жыл бұрын
@@siddheshpillai3807 will the person did u cant change that
@siddheshpillai3807
@siddheshpillai3807 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukedanielgalon1596 true
@toxicheadshot50
@toxicheadshot50 3 жыл бұрын
I’m surprised Jeremy didn’t make a 9/11 with the Porsche 911, that shows that he may be rude sometimes, he does have respect for things like that.
@Schcarraffone
@Schcarraffone 3 жыл бұрын
no need when sasha baron cohen already did
@adorabasilwinterpock6035
@adorabasilwinterpock6035 3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@richardsawyer5428
@richardsawyer5428 2 жыл бұрын
911s are great. Lots of yuppies and estate agent brought them in the 1980s and promptly drove them into trees, bridges and lampposts. Excellent!
@robertnicu
@robertnicu 3 жыл бұрын
1:28 That face KILLS ME
@stephanos2758
@stephanos2758 3 жыл бұрын
clarkson mocking porsche for being the same thing while driving a ford coupe (aston martin) that is also the same thing over the years is just brilliant
@lucamaini4492
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
Ford coupè? Ok simp 😂😂😂😂
@stephanos2758
@stephanos2758 Жыл бұрын
@@lucamaini4492 I don’t know if you understand the term simp.
@lucamaini4492
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
@@stephanos2758 don’t worry i do.
@stephanos2758
@stephanos2758 Жыл бұрын
@@lucamaini4492 yeah it looks like it
@lucamaini4492
@lucamaini4492 Жыл бұрын
@@stephanos2758 i think it’s about you
@jamesheichel9465
@jamesheichel9465 2 жыл бұрын
Instead of calling it a "beetle" he should have been calling it a "squashed nazi mobile". Lol
@simonvictor286
@simonvictor286 3 жыл бұрын
Spot-on ..exactly what i was thinking ...the best part " ...been around for 4-5 thousand years'''...overpriced beetle ...and yes the greatest con-job by the germans in auto history ...
@samhuff4725
@samhuff4725 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone else remember making your own “cool wall” on top gear’s website back in the day?
@leonardomendieta8160
@leonardomendieta8160 3 жыл бұрын
11 minutes just fly by, I could watch this arguments for hours. And no, there is no winner.
@hititdj
@hititdj 3 жыл бұрын
Ever since I was a kid I was always underwhelmed by the porsche, I even thought it looked like a VW Beettle, when I heard Clarkson saying it looks like a Beetle I burst out laughing🤣🤣🤣
@Celestias
@Celestias 3 жыл бұрын
...with Mustard up its bottom. :)
@mk2nathan
@mk2nathan 3 жыл бұрын
I’m guessing you’ve never been in one, that will change your opinion on them. Did for me!
@watermelon2521
@watermelon2521 3 жыл бұрын
If it looks like a beetle to you you might need glasses...
@zeldadahedgehog
@zeldadahedgehog 10 ай бұрын
⁠@@mk2nathaneveryone says that, i drove one and it felt super dull Driving a Porsche feels very corporate and boring, makes me feel like im on my way to my lawyer job and read case files all day And for the money, i could get better performance from a Corvette or an R35 GTR and save $100k-$300k, Porsche prices are outrageous and certainly not worth the money
@mk2nathan
@mk2nathan 10 ай бұрын
@@zeldadahedgehog you absolutely could not get better performance out of a GTR or a Corvette. A turbo S outperforms Lamborghinis and Ferrari’s twice its price, yet alone a gt3rs around a track… Also, you have to remember that Corvettes are nasty cheap plastic American shitboxes that are hopeless compared to any European rival (I say that as a Brit so I understand that our cars are produced differently for a completely different market to America), and a gtr was so technologically advanced back in the day that now the computers are so dated they really aren’t anything special anymore. I’d also imagine that Porsche prices are inflated over in the US compared to what they are over here
@salimshafie5614
@salimshafie5614 3 жыл бұрын
I used to hate all 911s , until they came up with the 991, I became a fan ever since, now I love them all, it's funny how things change
@philipwild9134
@philipwild9134 3 жыл бұрын
I used to hate Porsches too, now I love the brand and I even got myself a Porsche. Haha crazy how thigs can change over time!
@altergreenhorn
@altergreenhorn 3 жыл бұрын
Same old 911 were a squashed beetle since 997 I dont hate it anymore it is a nice car
@contendedracer5861
@contendedracer5861 3 жыл бұрын
Same here, the 991 GT3’s were what made me love Porsches
@imty8774
@imty8774 3 жыл бұрын
For me it was the 992. The insane performance just made me like it.
@hacker007300
@hacker007300 3 жыл бұрын
Because you have no taste. All the 911 before the 991 are beautiful. Not fat todes
@Ogudomon
@Ogudomon 3 жыл бұрын
The most fun part in commentaries are "I hate the 911, they always looks the same?" That sound like "I hate Mustangs, they all looks the same" or "i hate Camaros, they all look the same." If it's to be different of 911, why call it a 911 to start? Well, would be fun have a new version of 968. Something like the V8 from Panamera Turbo S and the classic retangular design that made the 924. 944 and 968 so beautiful.
@billholmes3462
@billholmes3462 3 жыл бұрын
Spot on Clarkson, emperors cloths doesn’t come near it.
@TheKingRacer007
@TheKingRacer007 2 ай бұрын
"You got to move on, look at this show!" 😂😅😂
@chrismoore9121
@chrismoore9121 3 жыл бұрын
5:30 that is a true woman of culture
@EAcapuccino
@EAcapuccino 2 жыл бұрын
Lol - 02:19 😂😂 Richard was loving his Beetle even more! 🚗 02:59 - Why is the GT2 not turbo if it is a turbo? 🚗 06:31 - Professional Motoring journalist! 😂 😂
@ClipontheEar
@ClipontheEar 3 жыл бұрын
Porsche: like sitting in a Volkswagen Beetle with mustard up its bottom. LM (Mustarded) AO!
@albertomotors6901
@albertomotors6901 2 жыл бұрын
He's not wrong it IS a beetle.
@Robi2009
@Robi2009 Жыл бұрын
1:28 - I love Hammond's face xD
@jeremyfong5684
@jeremyfong5684 3 жыл бұрын
“Porsche enthusiasts, by which i mean these 2 imbeciles” *points and May and Hammond*
@TheTrollpolice
@TheTrollpolice 3 жыл бұрын
That's funny. I got a Porsche 911 ad on this video
@invincible.456
@invincible.456 3 жыл бұрын
"I get confused with 911. I never know where they all go. Is that a turbo?" "No that's not. That's normally aspirated" "So wait a minute the GT2 is a turbo" "Yes" "And the turbos are turbos obviously" "Yes" "Why is a GT2 not a turbo if it is a turbo?" "It is a turbo" "Yes why is it called the GT2 and not a turbo?" "Because the turbo is called the turbo. You could neve-" I seriously love this convo
@thomaswawrzyniak118
@thomaswawrzyniak118 3 жыл бұрын
8:55 that aged well
@digiNanok
@digiNanok 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the 911 isn't a beetle, it's a Tatra 97 which the beetle stole the design from
@greglewis3382
@greglewis3382 3 жыл бұрын
Right on! The Volkswagen was a bad copy of the Tatra.
@Icecube095
@Icecube095 3 жыл бұрын
@@greglewis3382 That is because Ferdinand Porsche had a good relationship with Hans Ledwinka the Tatra Engineer back before WW2. In a recent Jay Leno episode about his Tatra he is pointing out, that "both engineers looked over the other's shoulder when designing their cars". I'm not going to argue about the stealing part as that is clearly true (VW paid a compensation back in the 1960s for this) I just wanted to complete the picture ;-)
@Icecube095
@Icecube095 3 жыл бұрын
@@greglewis3382 Here is a link to his video: kzbin.info/www/bejne/mWO7qn-dq5KIh7s
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925
@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 3 жыл бұрын
The 911 is none of these things. The Porsche 911 is a homicidal maniac for reasons illegal to bring up here.
@awinis
@awinis 3 жыл бұрын
I didn't care for Porsche, I had a Countach and a Testarossa poster in my room, till the time I got a chance to drive a 911 when I was in college in the early 90s, I finally got my own brand new 911 in 2016.
@smey02
@smey02 3 жыл бұрын
3:49 jep...that sounds like jeremy xD
@oliwierprzepiora7678
@oliwierprzepiora7678 3 жыл бұрын
7:21 it is the Best bit!!!
@msdsmti7678
@msdsmti7678 3 жыл бұрын
5:25 she is the smartest woman lol
@jacobbahr9316
@jacobbahr9316 3 жыл бұрын
4:48 the guy who said 911s are uncool has a Ferrari cap
@MarketVVizard
@MarketVVizard 3 жыл бұрын
They r so funny. I'm watching 1-2 episodes daily of grand tour for 2 weeks now
@yudhabagaskara98
@yudhabagaskara98 3 жыл бұрын
in contrast: porsche 911 is a glorified vw beetle lamborghini gallardo is a glorified audi r8
@valianthorizon6890
@valianthorizon6890 3 жыл бұрын
I'd take an r8 over a Gallardo.
@genericusername4579
@genericusername4579 2 жыл бұрын
@@valianthorizon6890 I'll take an R8 over an overpriced VW Beetle anyday
@polishavgeek1849
@polishavgeek1849 3 жыл бұрын
This video has mysteriously made me love the 911 even more...
@liamreid5407
@liamreid5407 10 ай бұрын
7:55: I laughed my ass off the first time I heard that and I still laugh my ass off when I hear it now.
@Abel-Alvarez
@Abel-Alvarez Жыл бұрын
The Porsche 911 is to germans what the Ford mustang is to Americans. If it ain't broken, don't fix it. 😅
@alexander1982miller
@alexander1982miller 2 жыл бұрын
Take this production crew please thank you and Clarkson.
@aidaaliten8817
@aidaaliten8817 3 жыл бұрын
sQuAsHeD vOlKsWaGeN bEeTlE
@mistermr2147
@mistermr2147 3 жыл бұрын
911's stopped being cool once they started using water cooled engines.
@mohammednurul9380
@mohammednurul9380 3 жыл бұрын
Only a handful of people will get this 😂
@mohammednurul9380
@mohammednurul9380 3 жыл бұрын
@@Tray-sq2zr the beetle had an air cooled engine, while the 911s have water cooled, i.e calling the 911 a beetle by being very specific.
@agustindetlefsen6944
@agustindetlefsen6944 2 жыл бұрын
7:20 this is the best clip in my opinion, very good comedy
@danielakerman3878
@danielakerman3878 3 жыл бұрын
They are trying to say I’m stupid in 15 different ways
@fastboi8093
@fastboi8093 3 жыл бұрын
@1:43 pure comedy gold
@palefaced1
@palefaced1 3 ай бұрын
As a multiple time and 911 model owner, I can confirm that they do indeed all drive completely differently.
@flywithtb5005
@flywithtb5005 2 жыл бұрын
Gotta admit as a german, it took me a while to find it funny that he destroyed one
@cartorius
@cartorius Жыл бұрын
especially considering what it would be worth now :S
@rawdawg15
@rawdawg15 3 жыл бұрын
Im sorry but I just can't help think "glorified beetle". I mean in every way it would be the perfect car for me to buy...its in the price range i want, the performance i want, the back seat, the engine location, great engineering....but I just wish the lights didn't look like that.
@adim2427
@adim2427 3 жыл бұрын
"Other things that are a million times nicer than the old car include Tuberculosis"
@vitocorleone3724
@vitocorleone3724 3 жыл бұрын
Im surprised this is only eleven minutes long!
@RDSyafriyar
@RDSyafriyar 3 жыл бұрын
I kinda want to imagine someone re-badging a Porsche 911 as a Beetle for the sheer irony of it X3
@miketucker246
@miketucker246 2 жыл бұрын
Many years ago, I'm guessing 2011 (?) I was on the A259 travelling from Seaford to Ashford, Kent. It was very early in the morning. The roads were lovely and quiet at that time. Just passing the Seven Sisters visitor centre I hauled up behind a Ferrari (?) and in front of that was a Range Rover with the rear window open and a film crew recording the Ferrari going up the hill to Friston Pond. I wonder what they did with that clip. I did wave at them as I floored it and sailed past in my 997 2S cabrio😆😆😆
@callumhardy5098
@callumhardy5098 3 жыл бұрын
And it’s 11 minutes long fantastic! And he is right btw! 😂😂
@whytwojay
@whytwojay 3 жыл бұрын
2:28 nice volkswagens
@bruh8989
@bruh8989 3 жыл бұрын
Rich man beetle
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