grandpa asked for the elden ring dlc but the retirement home workers knew he couldn't tell the difference
@steveqi93097 ай бұрын
Speaking of the Elden ring DLC, Jerma is really going to need to tap into his inner Jex to beat it, considering all the reviews are saying the final boss is from soft’s most difficult boss yet, and apparently makes Malenia and orphan of kos look like child’s play.
@williamwaffle16296 ай бұрын
not as hard as pinwheel tho
@junipre9856 ай бұрын
@@steveqi9309 he is ACTUALLY going to show us his whole penis this time
@rooroo92166 ай бұрын
@@williamwaffle1629off topic, but is that your Shiba? He’s an adorable little muffin 🥺🥺
@williamwaffle16296 ай бұрын
@@rooroo9216 very sadly, no; I think I set my picture in 2015, so I have no idea who he is :( I'm sure he would love the compliment, though
@dreyri27367 ай бұрын
I like how he asks "why am I so huge!?" When he's playing a character of average height.
@JTSYoRHa7 ай бұрын
anything over 5'4 is very big to the little guy, give him a break
@geno_beat7 ай бұрын
more proof he is short and just denying it
@vandavang77 ай бұрын
being a 4'5 male in todays society is tough.
@Crocalu7 ай бұрын
@@vandavang7well tall guys live shorter so short guys will have the last laugh
@pauloricardo-wn6ps7 ай бұрын
the perspective in this game is so wonky
@EmperorSigismund7 ай бұрын
He destroys the phone that tells him the games story then dies like 4 times in the tutorial level before learning there is food in the fridge and barely investigates his surroundings except to read the book that tells him how to kill people. It's like he never left us.
@theifie7 ай бұрын
Retired streamer won't stop streaming
@ItsDSP7 ай бұрын
Can’t wait for the “out of retirement” stream where he’ll announce that he’s back to streaming full time 🥰
@aniyilator7 ай бұрын
@@ItsDSPOh you sweet summer child
@DeathSpear7 ай бұрын
he's ADDICTED
@anthonyirvin61827 ай бұрын
I fuckin love it
@nevaeh91257 ай бұрын
@@DeathSpearHe doesn't need to be in retirement, he needs to be in rehab 😞
@JaycodaJr7 ай бұрын
I kept saying it during the stream, but I will say it again. This is LITERALLY a Jerma game. From the instinctual shotgun/bat loadout that Jeremy has from his primordial imprint as The Scout, as well as the fact that all of the characters have HIS VOICE and TALK like HIM. Also, the mass murder.
@calebmonks51487 ай бұрын
I watched vinny play the other night and thought the exact same thing
@SnoipaH9997 ай бұрын
I think the tf2 loadout thing is a MASSIVE stretch
@JaycodaJr6 ай бұрын
@@calebmonks5148 Yeah, ofc me too. Love Vinny. He’s a New Yorker LIKE ME! AYYY...
@JaycodaJr6 ай бұрын
@@SnoipaH999 It was the most instinctual part of it. *BONK!*
@rooroo92166 ай бұрын
Yeah this game was literally made for him xD
@TheyCallMeWill7 ай бұрын
this felt like a old classic jerma stream. love him
@cooliostarstache54746 ай бұрын
Like someone else said, this game was tailor made for Jerma
@MrLego31607 ай бұрын
Within six minutes of starting the game, he's ignored the screen, murdered a rat, and broken his telephone, without answering it.
@erwins_arm6 ай бұрын
God I love jerma
@firewolf115677 ай бұрын
Jerma's ability to only be able to push W and Mouse1 at full display here
@xxepic_swag_gamingxx52387 ай бұрын
He should play tf2 one day, there’s a class in that game just for him!
@firewolf115677 ай бұрын
@@xxepic_swag_gamingxx5238 MRN HRM HM!
@jadelocke38496 ай бұрын
Big “We’re in Egypt playing Phlog Pyro” energy
@goosiegoose20057 ай бұрын
his energy was really fun this stream, it’s nice to see him laughing and having a good time even in retirement
@thedub0077 ай бұрын
If anyone is interested in the specific version of "Way Back Home" that's used in that first loading screen, I did the painstaking research to find that it's by Russ Morgan.
@solharv78177 ай бұрын
Thank you so much I love old timey music
@JellyCubess7 ай бұрын
Hearing jerma recognize Gianni by name and immediately go "I'm excited to see him in this" probably made him and his wife (both avid jerma fans) super happy
@aniyilator7 ай бұрын
Aw that's so sick 🥺
@Livingroomset799Dep7 ай бұрын
The Chad Seaman Re-Stream vs. the Chad Fallen Aces Stream
@Lucas_Jeffrey7 ай бұрын
the seaman re-stream was so good
@NewportNibbler7 ай бұрын
Jerma enjoyers *_JUST CAN'T LOSE_*
@Everettalla7 ай бұрын
Its a tie
@Everettalla7 ай бұрын
@@NewportNibbler Holy shit its newport nibbler small ass world
@NewportNibbler7 ай бұрын
@@Everettalla Yo duuude it's the *_JERMA EAT THE BUGS JERMA EAT THE BUGS JERMA EAT THE BUGS_* guy
@NewportNibbler7 ай бұрын
This entire game is just Jerma's post-retirement pre-stream routine. Right down to him rolling outta bed onto the floor in a hungover stupor.
@doifhg7 ай бұрын
I'm glad he's spent his retirement watching infinity wars every single day
@Aercoh7 ай бұрын
wait until he hears about infinity war
@Banana-gp8hb6 ай бұрын
this is the only thing i could imagine too
@placeholdername85297 ай бұрын
I haven't even watched the VOD but I know this will be the best stream of June 2024
@straferthesluggo30967 ай бұрын
Because it will be the only stream of june 2024?
@Terminated_Account7 ай бұрын
@@straferthesluggo3096 yes, that is the joke
@fe6uary7 ай бұрын
what about the elden ring stream
@nicksterpick7 ай бұрын
So glad he managed to escape his retirement village this time!😊
@raspymorten7 ай бұрын
Gooning it up in his retirement, we love to see it.
@thedub0077 ай бұрын
Really want Jerma to release an album (at least an EP) of him singing old-timey music now.
@NewportNibbler7 ай бұрын
Ain't So Tough Andy's Totally Toothsome Tunes
@t1maggedon7 ай бұрын
Holy shit guys they are testing model 986 this early? I thought the “retirement” cover-up will at least last until Q4 2024, but I am really glad nonetheless
@Jargonfox7 ай бұрын
ONE DAY ONLY
@kenetickups61467 ай бұрын
ONE DAY ANDY
@idontknow79977 ай бұрын
ONE DAY OILY
@luman11097 ай бұрын
It's not a Jerma stream if he doesn't spend the time messing with the mouse sensitivity
@oougn6137 ай бұрын
if these weren’t here I would fall asleep in silence and darkness ❤
@Sh4dowFawx7 ай бұрын
Silence? What about the demons scratching at the corners of your mind?
@oougn6137 ай бұрын
@@Sh4dowFawx I love how comforting your words are
@bigbastard75827 ай бұрын
Mine make me feel like I'm staring at the inside of my eyelids
@rivrr15557 ай бұрын
Real
@artnerd37276 ай бұрын
About to fall asleep to this rn
@Brendo957 ай бұрын
So glad I got to see this live!
@fe6uary7 ай бұрын
Jerma dropping all the shotgun bullets behind the radiator is so funny to me
@t.g.39687 ай бұрын
I was dying throughout this stream, him increasingly embracing the Drilla Killa character cracked me up.
@dynomar117 ай бұрын
This is just a guess, but I think jerma has been through the five stages of grief and is now interested in dabbling in streaming again.
@Evillfellas7 ай бұрын
This is all I needed man
@kenetickups61467 ай бұрын
I'm glad our retired streamer saved up his internet tokens to give us this stream
@mythcat12737 ай бұрын
This stream was so good. So many strange noises and funny bits, it was a classic for me
@FrenchineerGaming7 ай бұрын
15:24 "what do i do with the dead body" there is no way an innocent person think of that first when killing someone in a video game.
@Aercoh7 ай бұрын
when i kill a zombie on black ops thats my first thought.. what do you mean
@FrenchineerGaming7 ай бұрын
@@Aercoh bro is afraid of being arrested by the zombie police
@Aercoh7 ай бұрын
@@FrenchineerGaming i am a law abiding citizen
@cooliostarstache54746 ай бұрын
The art deco design in this game is enough to win me over
@3rdworldofficer2967 ай бұрын
As long as New Blood keeps making games with Gianni, then Jerma will never stop streaming.
@serviceplot7 ай бұрын
I used to watch highlights from jerma (superdazza and the 2nd Channel) to get the best outta these vods, but with the retirement I now consume the whole vode like a bone in wing. I can't get this kinda shit anywhere else.
@Chlocean7 ай бұрын
Saw the trailer at one of the summer gamefest events. I absolutely love the idea of this game and I'm pumped to see it being played.
@dh-xs7hy7 ай бұрын
they fianlly made a game that simulates the day in the life of a Jerma
@vwoop7 ай бұрын
okay i'm convinced new jerma streams might be triggered by re-streams. i think we need another re-stream to test this theory.
@novemberguy70877 ай бұрын
Fallen Aces is so good it made Jerma come back from retirement.
@RahafFares7 ай бұрын
the best eid gift a guy could ask for
@mimibahiti7 ай бұрын
eid mubarak!!
@RahafFares7 ай бұрын
@@mimibahiti :D eid mubarak!!!
@lakshyapatel38427 ай бұрын
eid mubarak !
@RahafFares7 ай бұрын
@@lakshyapatel3842 :O eid mubarak!!
@0mens_6537 ай бұрын
eid mubarak!!!
@rooroo92166 ай бұрын
3:12:30 Puppetcombo’s Powerdrill Massacre, the real backstory
@nohandlepleaseplease7 ай бұрын
thank you, archiver
@qquanzaa7 ай бұрын
never in a million years did i think i'd hear jerma reference machinarium. it's my dream game for him to play on stream it would be hilariously frustrating
@biglew4217 ай бұрын
Hope he plays more one day. This game absolutely rules and Jerma seems to have a blast playing it.
@sluggerbutter7 ай бұрын
i’m still sad i found out abt jerma right when he retires
@thedub0077 ай бұрын
No need to be sad, you have years of amazing archived content to watch. It's kind of an enviable position to be in, truly.
@mustardorb88677 ай бұрын
Yeah like that person said, you have so much to watch and catch up on!
@noahboat5807 ай бұрын
I've been looking forward to this game, glad he got to play it
@Pepper-sg5rc7 ай бұрын
this was such a good stream. i love when he plays games like this. i loved the dark shadows stream (open world crime game), this scratched that same part of my brain
@expecting7477 ай бұрын
I like to imagine Jerma going through the streets of a city beating up trashcans for food.
@ainouzers7 ай бұрын
FOR ONE DAY ONLY!!!
@CalciumOxyde7 ай бұрын
Dude could you imagine if this guys mom walked in on him playing this game on stream? lol
@d.b.scoville7 ай бұрын
All the mooks sound like their doing Jermas chat voice
@HavokSolo7 ай бұрын
Thank you Jerma for never stopping recommending cool games to us
@KikiMofo7 ай бұрын
The DMC3 stream really gave Jerma PTSD for loud noises.
@HuyPham-km9kn7 ай бұрын
I first seen bro and Otto the dog about 10 years ago doing TF2. Nice seeing hes still on yt after all those years
@rooroo92166 ай бұрын
1:33:10 I like to think that whoever was after the next big shipment of Tommy guns is going to open that crate and all they find is the dustbin lid
@steamline4327 ай бұрын
One day I'll be bold enough to skip family gatherings to attend Jerma's retired streams.
@yup99187 ай бұрын
watched this entire vod while cleaning the garage (didn't actually watch at all) and now I'm going to watch again thanks jerma stream archive
@homieseaotter51907 ай бұрын
I’m glad we finally got a facecam stream, he could use a shave though.
@ghost2gravez17 ай бұрын
2:52:10 im sorry for sending that message in chat i swear😓 i will NEVER say such things about strawberry milk again.
@bbqmeandyoustinkypinkypewp42987 ай бұрын
Strawberry milk IS disgusting. Speak the truth and don't let anyone keep you quiet.
@thatwaterriver38247 ай бұрын
you literally made me crave strawberry milk, and i made and then drank it
@ohlookseeker7 ай бұрын
"something is twinkling.. i hear it..".
@00WhiteBlade7 ай бұрын
Looks like you missed the Just Chatting timestamp, OP. Here let me post it: 1:55:53 Jerma archived Just Chatting (The original title of this stream was "Retirement Activities")
@askwhateverlol7 ай бұрын
I'm so glad I got to catch the greatest streamer alive, live. I will cherish that day and memory.
@yourcommander34127 ай бұрын
Hope he plays Mouse ( similar old timey cartoony ) fps like this. Releases sometime in 2025.
@daniilol4127 ай бұрын
totally random but i really like the music in this game
@demolition_lovers7 ай бұрын
Brett Favre type retirement
@mustardorb88677 ай бұрын
Niche reference for the jermaites🤣
@LensIsDead6 ай бұрын
WHERE IS THE ELDEN RING STREAM
@CreativeUsernameEh6 ай бұрын
I too would deeply appreciate those videos, please and thank you ❤
@avivion17827 ай бұрын
Newblood games are awesome
@nineatnight7 ай бұрын
1:34:17 I thought Jerma punched that guy's knee out and the dude piouretted out of control and landed on his feet. Then that dude drops down in front of Jerma and explodes into a million pieces. It felt like I was watching Adult Swim 😂
@rooroo92166 ай бұрын
2:35:45 this is where he throws away his own gun and then wonders why he doesn’t have a gun 😂😂
@kiarabaerin6 ай бұрын
trigger warning he says among us in 8:56
@s4047andstuff4 ай бұрын
I saw this comment right before he said it and it Absolutely jumps cared me 😭
@bigg43427 ай бұрын
he was SO high for this stream it’s unreal
@yordan90067 ай бұрын
my king jeremy christ back for one night only
@halo7oo7 ай бұрын
1:25:22 There are 236 only counting the most common crate type.
@ScarletWF7 ай бұрын
Can't wait for the re-stream 5th of July. I just realized that people reading this didn't understand I was making a joke saying that I can't wait for this stream to be re-streamed on the 5th.
@leprechaunsalwayswin75957 ай бұрын
12:33 jerma finds a speedrun tactic
@miles24197 ай бұрын
4:11:28 I can't BELIEVE he would talk about that person's grandmother in such a way >:(
@MyPineapple1007 ай бұрын
jerma
@ekoz7 ай бұрын
throw away
@DARKINBLADE.7 ай бұрын
985
@kenetickups61467 ай бұрын
Jer,a
@Ryan_Cooper697 ай бұрын
Translate to English
@Karv3r7 ай бұрын
jimbo
@SVENSTREAMSSELECTS4 ай бұрын
fyi, there's a noir filter option that makes this game a little more unique. also, shoutouts to the music team because the ebb and flow of the soundtrack matching the action is flawless
@HighFive2127 ай бұрын
What is the best way to get notified if Jerma is going to stream? I follow him on Twitch, but I missed this one, and it makes me sad haha
@bapiivxx88687 ай бұрын
Hope and pray
@JTSYoRHa7 ай бұрын
the Twitch Notification lol, other than that you will maybe get a feeling of the idea of when maybe he'll stream if you're in the Discord. Only maybe, though.
@MAN1CXD7 ай бұрын
twitch notifications are awful lol
@doodleEeto7 ай бұрын
!sus sometimes works in his chat
@johnyamahakeyboard74727 ай бұрын
It’s called you plan around the stream, dude. Organize your entire life around Jerma. Going on a date? Jerma’s live? Dates cancelled. Doctor’s Appointment? Jerma could go live that day? You’re not going. Your fathers funeral? Oh, the day Jerma’s streaming with Vinny Vinesauce? Welp, too bad dad! Adapt, Overcome, Jerma.
@BustlingKiwi5 ай бұрын
I played this myself just last week after sitting on it for a bit. It was a blast looking for secrets and just chaining together tomfoolery. Love to see this goofy guy try this goofy game!
@vandavang77 ай бұрын
12:08 rats, we are the rats, ra- OH GOT JIMMY OH GOD OH GOD
@wendaled7 ай бұрын
so retiring just meant only streaming peak oh okay