Jerma Streams - Helldivers 2 [with Ster, Poke, and Vinny]

[@JermaStreamArchive]

3:45 Helldivers 2

[@xghrawtime]

So true

[@Toffee8D]

thanks

[@DrAllerechte]

I agree.

[@Sheəza]

Helldivers 2 👍

[@shabutishuba]

👍

[@Livingroomset799Dep]

I’m glad the retirement home had enough oxygen on hand to let grandpa stream for 5 hours

[@hangry3102]

Must be hard for him to play with keyboard and mouse from his bed though. I hope the nurses propped his body up with pillows.

[@greenbean4422]

Dibs on being the brick guy when he finally goes

[@mrbarrett2002]

BE NICE TO HIM OR ELSE HES A GOOD MAN

[@mrbarrett2002]

do not say another negative comment about him or i will remove your mouth

[@mrbarrett2002]

and i won’t be good at it so it’s gonna be painful and fucked up

[@bbrathizza2075]

Jerma announced in January 1) He won’t be doing games anymore 2) he won’t be doing long streams anymore 3) his next stream will be a product review 4) he wants to stream a few times a month ---- 1) His first stream back is a game 2) this is a 5 and a half hour stream 3) this is not a product review 4) he’s streamed 1 time since then Off to a hot start

[@erwins_arm]

😭😭😭

[@KnucklesR2]

Yeah, I miss him..

[@bbrathizza2075]

@@KnucklesR2 I do too

[@ThatCatfulCat]

"I don't think you'll ever see a 5 plus hour stream from me again" he said

[@dougiefir6133]

The game is peak

[@Matoro342]

As usual, whenever he says he won't do something, he does it immediately afterwards

[@theo1216]

Lying b*stard this is what we get for placing our trust in a sociopath

[@miffedmeff7302]

I don't think you'll see me streaming games as much He said

[@gengarrhea]

he eats his own words like he eats through his doritos supply when he's ZTONED out of his FUCKING M I N D.

[@megaflops3860]

Ster: "Imagine calling in reinforcements and you get Jerma."

[@megaflops3860]

4:27:23 jerma reinforcement incoming

[@oweneastwood2223]

“You guys have a weird dynamic” is the funniest single phrase to come out of this team

[@brogie1151]

Jerma wiping out his whole squad only to kill himself whilst reviving all of them is the most Jerma outcome possible

[@MCcheezewizard]

Do u have timestamp for it? Was kinda out of it for the entire stream playing Helldivers myself lol.

[@MrSimpleton]

It happens in their first game @@MCcheezewizard

[@MCcheezewizard]

@@MrSimpleton jfc how did I miss that 😭

[@Crow0fEarth]

I love when the Jermavengers queue up together.

[@codythomas9316]

Holy shit the group chat joke had me DYING poke just chuckling when Jerma asked to be in it fucking KILLED ME

[@WronglyWrites]

This stream was the Worst Gamer Moment for Jerma and Vinny. Jerma - Buys Anti-Tank missile because it looks INSANE. Calls down Anti-Tank repeatedly. Shoots enemy once. Doesn't kill them. "What? That didn't kill him?" Continues to call it down. - Shuttle is leaving in 2 seconds. Standing by on-ramp. Turns around to throw grenade. Shuttle leaves. "Huh? It left without me?" Vinny - Puts down minefield. Teammates die going "Huh? What killed me? I didn't even see it." Vinny: "Oh I put down a minefield, careful." - Puts down minefield. No enemies around. Kills team. He has to blow up the minefield to let them in alive. They leave, then a swarm of enemies come. Ster - "Boy sure would be a good time for a minefield right about now"

[@bennie.379]

timestapmp?

[@Tokmurok]

What about poke orbital striking everyone for the nth time

[@beb_9345]

What about jerma calling in gas on robots?

[@AlienatedBronze]

​@@beb_9345is it not as effective on robots? Description says it works on mechanical enemies

[@AlienatedBronze]

Damn Ster also kinda screwed up the campaign at 3 hours, when he told everyone to extract instead of finishing the objectives. To be fair I also remember doing that myself before when I was playing at the start...

[@rosiex2757]

''You guys have a weird dynamic'' moments

[@dillondudley3048]

What horrors lie in wait beyond that haunting yet...melodic voice. What realms of despair and lament are buried within the mind of Jeremiah.

[@nontologicalbeing]

Most stable face cam enjoyer:

[@katlicks]

Vinny is one of my favorite additions to this circle, his humor hits just right with this crowd. He's like the cool uncle who comes around special events.

[@jemperdiller]

also he is high asf during stream

[@Boamere]

Vinny is just cool

[@johnkramer2144]

Vinny has been acquainted with Jerma for a while now

[@aniyilator]

​@@johnkramer2144I was gonna say

[@awsomeman350]

The boys are back

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

in town.

[@lambertstarr1218]

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472dunnn dunnn

[@JDyo001]

Next sunday...

[@abomiyeti7440]

The rat boys are back And you know they could never be wack

[@joemama2737]

The boys are back in town 🎶

[@rippedlampshade]

I hope Jerma plays this again. He seemed so lost at the start but by the end he was so focused.

[@trashfay]

I literally just checked to see if it was already uploaded for me to binge like a minute ago. There never has been better timing

[@armandoguerra7658]

The 4 horsemen of the apocalaughs

[@novum2915]

When these 4 Jabroni's get together you just know it's going to be a hoot of a time!

[@Mystic-Midnight]

This stream had some instant classic bits like the group chat bit and I really hope the reality TV style stream happens

[@funni_noises]

Jerma should play rimworld and have Vinny act as his coach

[@randalabra3852]

I would pay money for this

[@antiphon000]

vinny needs his own fucking rimworld coach

[@randalabra3852]

@antiphon000 lol true, but I can't say shit. I've put hundreds of hours into it and still feel like I don't really know what I'm doing usually

[@pckables]

I misread as "have Vinny act as his couch" as was perfectly ready to accept Vinny releasing his inner Dink.

[@cjrecio5702]

My favorite part of this stream were the many times Jerma dies to the fucking rockets xD

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

the fucking rockets xD

[@TheTechDweller]

Developers and publishers must be fighting this constant battle of making sure the beginning of the game isn't too difficult so people don't give up on it too quickly.... And making the first few hours of your game not SO EASY and boring that experienced players just give up thinking it has no depth. On streams, games that hold your hand definitely look worse than ones that don't. The streamer still won't pay attention no matter how clearly you're showing information.

[@funni_noises]

At least this game still sorta looks fun for the first few missions you do

[@YangBalanceYin]

Profound...

[@notastone4832]

@@Hades_on_Jazz idk man i saw people play on a harder difficulty and it was pretty sweet looking..

[@The_Red_Hand]

This is a good group line-up. Ster's absolute weirdness just makes even better.

[@maddx6239]

this has been their lineup for the last couple years, they have such great synergy

[@warpatato]

He's the wildcard

[@rainbowcowz546]

Its the literal best, especially being a longtime vinny viewer

[@masterelia3259]

-"No more like 5 hour streams" - less collabs -less gaming Next stream is a 5 and half hour long gaming collab

[@dynomar11]

It was sters birthday. I think that might have been the reason and that's kinda sweet

[@ebubba2602]

Jerma has the same aim and gamesense as all of the randoms I get as teammates in any shooter game

[@Wilbehr]

Jerma really is the Dwayne of streaming.

[@iamzomb.]

It is driving me batshit insane how he seems to be ignoring every possible game mechanic to a stunning degree (still gonna watch and enjoy though)

[@foodforfaeries]

The fact that the stream starts right in the game is pretty wild I was expecting maybe 2-3 hours of waiting

[@bobu5213]

"Imagine you call in reinforcements and you get *Jerma*" jeez ster lmao

[@kit5850]

sad when dark and darker was brought up and nobody had anything to say about it.. been hoping for a reunion episode

[@nostars8804]

Sprits sprits, Febreze! Sprits sprits, Febreze! Make your home smell nice! Make your home smell well!

[@the_rabidsquirel]

3:33:05 Holy shit I'm dying. That robot knew perfect comedic timing.

[@catinator2]

love that Jerma, Ster, Vinny, and Poke have become the staple for four player games

[@aliceinbunnyland]

i like how the first stream we see after jerma saying there wont be any 4+ hour streams is a 5 and a half hour stream

[@summeroze]

We needed this

[@natnoah472]

Holy shit Jerma just killing his teammates and shooting already super dead bugs. His poor retired brain

[@kadecooper7074]

all this talk about mac and cheese and potatoes and greenbeans is making me hungry

[@futurfry]

I love this 4-piece so much

[@adrians9997]

Ah yes my favorite streamer Combo Meal.

[@randolphcarlisle2976]

I just got this game a couple days ago and I was wondering/hoping if Jeremy would stream it. This is awesome.

[@CluckN]

3:45-5:25:01 Helldivers 2

[@Evillfellas]

Love the mgs 5 prone spam

[@JinxedGhoul]

"No friendly fire incidents. Well Done!"

[@ethicalg0redotcom]

Ster wants to be a Pam but he’s definitely an Angela

[@garfreld]

where is the puzzle stream i thought he hated video games

[@LLBlight]

Damn, Jerma playing some Dawn of War and custom Warcraft 3 maps with the boys would be top tier streams for me. I'd love that.

[@lumarious]

Agreed

[@darkavenger95UK]

whyyy does he keep opening the armory to look at helmets and armour and then.. instantly closing it without looking at any options... jerma grandpaaa

[@AlienatedBronze]

,erma

[@cirno9349]

This is one of the streams Jerma has done

[@therookie_]

i was thinking the same thing idk though

[@OliviaOli86]

They somehow make every game they play 10x more confusing. My poor geriatric dementia streamers

[@ledrid6956]

I fucking loved the first helldivers, can't wait to play the crap outta this one when I eventually get it

[@soupcansam75]

It makes so much sense they dropped on the creek

[@funni_noises]

3:47:45 I thought a piece of shrapnel flew back at them and hit jerma

[@shallowgod5539]

At least 10 minutes of this stream is just jerma staring at his dead body

[@ItsRyanHello]

god i need these 4 to play l4d2 custom maps so badly

[@archimedes9046]

I like how he thinks he can turn down the "fog" like its a graphics setting and not a gameplay mechanic

[@Mystic-Midnight]

3:00:15 chat going wild here at sters words was great to witness live

[@unoriginalandunfunny1563]

Great Stream, but does anyone else find it weird they complain so much about the progression system like "You mean I have to play the game in order to get items and actually put thought into what I buy and save up for." Micro-transactions are dumb, but getting super credits in this game is pretty easy. Guess it's just streamer logic of not being able to spend too much thought on the same task for too long. Also the group chat bit made me laugh so hard lol

[@MrGameNuke]

All my friends and I thought it was a battlepass, the UI and different currencies can be confusing at first. And the progression system is fine, but I completely understand not being a huge fan of it. About halfway through the warbond it starts to get pretty grindy. The first game had a much better progression system in comparison imo

[@unoriginalandunfunny1563]

@@MrGameNuke I agree with that

[@LiviaReaper]

@@MrGameNukeBut there is only one big warbond. So like…what are you gonna do if you finish it too quickly? It’s not grindy it’s just slow, that’s an important difference. I’ve played like 20-30 hours and I’ve completed 70% of the main pass, that seems pretty reasonable to me.

[@MrGameNuke]

@@LiviaReaper I posted my original comment when the game was still new, and I was new to it, so I was mostly playing 4 and 5 difficulty missions. I agree with you that the first warbond is just slower, consistently clearing higher difficulty missions makes it very reasonably paced. Major Orders also really help. We've also gotten a few other warbonds now that are much shorter, I can usually complete them in about 10 hours or less. There's actually nothing to spend my excess medals on right now as I've completed every one lol

[@dermond]

18:05 jerma killing everyone

[@redwalrus6796]

I fucking love this combination of streamers. It's so... insane.

[@bigboybeni3798]

4:35:31 jerma is a resident of eventide confirmed

[@cphus197]

The moderately more sophisticated space rangers

[@AlmightyUniden]

ZERO situational awareness

[@Michael-cb3uw]

Bro was ressurected for 6 hours poggies

[@In.New.York.I.Milly.Rock.]

Wait, he's still alive?

[@forestcult7780]

Bugleberry revives him a few times a month to stream again

[@celiacchi]

watching this high is so insane. it feels like watching a scripted stage play

[@kit5850]

lmfao

[@LiviaReaper]

wtf 😭

[@justjeemy5646]

why does jerma have lego hands

[@aniyilator]

5:17:12 Soulmates ❤

[@RepetitiveRoutine]

The goated quartet

[@cen0bia]

Only found out about this after putting 100h+ into Helldivers last month. This gonna be funny

[@donniedarkolvr]

I love you Jerma985

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

not more than ME, poser.

[@TheDon-ph1hi]

Idk if the dwayne thing is a joke or if they really dont know his name is dwight lmao

[@Mystic-Midnight]

Jerma realized but chat kept saying "Dwayne Andy" and "That's Dwayne coded" to things Jerma would say or do in game

[@cullcast]

Remember when he said there would be an upcoming review type stream and less video games? Guess he forgot.

[@cocique]

dont worry jerma they are all jealous of your retirement

[@lloydau3610]

Oh my god I missed it but I didnt think the four of them are back again

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

Idk what is so complicated about the monetisation thing there are medals you get for doing missions to unlock stuff with and there are super credits you can either unlock or buy with cash. All of these "battlepasses" stay they dont go away like those in the MCC.

[@terranaes1270]

I like the problem i think the only bad part is that they dont explain it so people who arent used to it or arent paying enougb attention are just lost and end up hating it

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

@@terranaes1270 I guess the issue is that it's like 4 guys who go based on vibes and speculate infront of 10k+ people which are now under the impression that it's all fomo battlepass progression that costs money.

[@terranaes1270]

@@hungryhedgehog4201 oh yeah no trust me it was really frustrating to listen to so i had to stop like 2 hours in lol

[@the_rabidsquirel]

The "battle passes" in the MCC don't go away though, are you thinking of Halo Infinite maybe? Don't know what its unlocks look like. You can boot the MCC now and have access to all 8 series, and the ability to choose whichever one you want to unlock stuff from. The only thing that does "go away" is the exchange, or rather it very slowly rotates through all the cosmetics in it. The only thing that hasn't returned apart from the odd seasonal challenge unlock or old featured item are all the Gundam stuff from series 9. Exchange has done a full rotation since their addition without rotating back to them. Helldivers 2 seems to be the same. Warbonds will always be available and able to be unlocked in any order, while the superstore has a rotating stock of armors that will no doubt be expanded on, meaning just like MCC's exchange it might be a while before something you want rotates back into order.

[@hungryhedgehog4201]

@@the_rabidsquirel yeah that's what I said

[@ichigopanicc]

his voice is so deep now

[@NextToken]

I'll be damb'd he done it again. BRAVO!

[@SenorSenorStacks]

What’s important is that the group enjoyed themselves… That said, the first hour thirty of gameplay was something, not sure what, but it was definitely something. Glad they stuck it out to really figure out the game and get some satisfaction out of it.

[@coconuto7]

i feel like the bug enemies need more distinct/contrasting designs, it kinda looks like they blend way too much into the environment, which is already sometimes hard to see through when theres stuff like fog. the robots at least have the glowing red accents. looks cool anyways

[@jus53]

the bugs blending into the environment in the fog is an intentional design choice as you get to higher difficulties from what I can tell. The bots get their strength from being able to shoot and being heavily armored, but they are slow and light up in the night. the bugs on the other hand are melee based and fast but are mostly meat shields with no tactics so the fog that higher level bugs bring with them hides the swarm and adds additional challenge to the bugs to make them even close to as difficult as the bots. no hate btw I just had the same thought as you earlier in the game!

[@coconuto7]

@@jus53 oh yeah that makes sense, i just know that in the past some games would sacrifice enemy visibility/distinction for the sake of realism(when theyre not mutually exclusive) and was hoping that wasnt the case here. if its intentional and fits with what the enemies are like then thats all good

[@LiviaReaper]

the game is barely getting started and in the newest major order the bugs are mutating. This is a very story focused game, kinda like a DnD campaign, frankly I’ve never seen a live service game this in debt with its story and lore. It’s gonna take some time before stuff opens up and progresses, and they gotta let the players have time to also play the game while not missing out on the story. Soon we’ll even get a new faction of enemies, we’re just about to finish the “prologue” of this game I’d say. Next few months are gonna be insane.

[@LuxxyLux1]

54:30

[@bluejetlightning8427]

LMFAO my ship is star of the stars too, love that ship name!

[@MissJenniJinx]

glad jerma is focusing on himself and stepping away cuz these comments fucking blow. glad I came from watching Vinny for years cuz his community is so much more chill lol

[@Boamere]

real, less children in vinny's

[@alecmorgan1523]

I scrolled down top 50 comments and see zero negative comments

[@coconuto7]

@@Snack-Sized-Femboy this stream wasnt sponsored

[@matthewphillips1890]

you're js going off misinformation the stream wasn't sponsored at all. He's has the right to choose what games he wants to play, and doesn't owe anything to you so quit being so parasocial @@Snack-Sized-Femboy

[@jacobstalker368]

I cant physically watch jerma play these kinds of games he’s just so bad it annoys me so I just listen to it like a podcast

[@quickshot305]

love this quadruple

[@asbestos333]

Gawwwwwly I love these silly guys so much !!

[@thearchitect5405]

Jerma's such a Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.

[@henrymartinvo]

Poke when he can't unlock every item after playing one mission 😥😭😭😓😥🥺😥😭😢😢😭

[@trashfay]

If Jerma was real I would love to be him

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

then become him? overtake his flesh, wring yourself into his mind and body, emerge as venom jeremy, and actually manage to stream more than once a month

[@johnyamahakeyboard7472]

then become him? hello? get facial surgery, adopt his mannerisms, get intense psychotherapy and you’re done, you are now jerma, literally not that hard.

[@trashfay]

@@johnyamahakeyboard7472 ur right. Lesgo then

[@macaronigrille1540]

there better be a egg salad cook off collab

[@topazskies1271]

P4 is Progesterone lol

[@Rayo75]

3:01:10 Poke +2

[@tobythethird5694]

This guy made me realize that i'm not that dumb actually...

[@zacko5242]

Is this the new streamer game tm

[@zacko5242]

nevermind its definitely not

[@MrTimy06]

the dream team

[@LilShpee19]

Accendentally lit my entire team on fire to lose the game at extraction xD games great 10 outta 10 would drop an orbital strike on the homies again

[@bathsaltzombie4268]

bro ster keeps making everyone so uncomfortable

[@Karv3r]

*Good.*

[@thearchitect5405]

The doomerism surrounding a completely free battlepass with completely free premium battle passes, with all free rewards, is astounding.

[@fearPharm]

Anyone else just straight up not get a notification for this steam:\\

[@Mystic-Midnight]

I missed the first 10 minutes from mobile twitch notifications being late

[@fearPharm]

@@Mystic-Midnight I missed the whole thing 😭

[@armandoguerra7658]

1:34:11

[@mikingmiker]

I miss season 1 Jerma