Jerma Streams - Watching Infomercials (Part 3)

[@JermaStreamArchive]

17:53 Infomercials 2:35:33 Brb Ends

[@NihilNick]

She jerma on my stream till i archive

[@fryingpanem]

She watch my infomercials till I part 3

[@joey-schmoey]

That's a long brb

[@tessieract]

Its nice to see he hasnt changed. He still goes "This looks stupid" and then at the end "Wow thats a good deal"

[@ZeallustImmortal]

As he gets older he will get more and more convinced that they are good deals

[@tomweevil]

Chatters telling jerma to stop yapping feels like if you went to visit your grandpa and during those precious moments when he’s trying to tell you stories some asshole is screaming from across the way for him to get on with it

[@ZeallustImmortal]

Ill never understand it. Jermas yapping is exactly why I've watched him all these years.

[@maniachaelgaming]

Like just go watch the infomercial playlist if you don’t want Jerma’s commentary??

[@tomweevil]

@@maniachaelgaming the latest game award stream was FILLED with people telling him and ster to stop talking and it’s like BRO JUST WATCH THE FREAKING GAME AWARD STREAM IF YOU DONT WANT COMMENTARY

[@THEYAREINTHEWALLS]

Twitch chatters live to consume, not enjoy.

[@GreenAgouti]

i didnt even realize this was a new stream until i hear "how is 2025 treating you?" and i audibly gasped

[@johnbacon4997]

You gotta get out more

[@Daisy-qe7nd]

@@johnbacon4997you gotta have a little more joy and whimsy in your life

[@EvansLuckystar2]

@@johnbacon4997You gotta smile and jump for joy more

[@AnAverageGoblin]

@@johnbacon4997 So he has to go out more to learn about Jerma's new streams? did you not think before you posted that?

[@alicemordiggian6624]

​@@AnAverageGoblinhaven't you knew, Jerma overtook the world government and became a one single world ruler (that' why he says 2025 will be good, he's EGOMANIAC). his streams are now being anounced worldwide by satelites with giant dynamics, you just have to go outside more

[@flute2010]

I appreciate him getting the single stream of the year out of the way early instead of keeping us guessing

[@thereelgriffin]

No he’ll definitely stream at least 1 more time

[@dicksmiggie1137]

Remember the ideas stream from last january? Lmao

[@LambentV]

@@thereelgriffinprobably when Nightreign comes out, so around June or July

[@game-devin]

There is no piece of content on planet earth I am more excited about than Jerma Infomercials

[@anjuscuccos]

Yes!! Been waiting for this for so long 😢

[@Vanilla_Sun]

Nothing makes me happier/sleepier than these

[@AKA253]

i don't get why everyone gets upset when he pauses. go watch the commercials yourself if you want to see them uninterrupted, i'm here to listen to his ramblings

[@thatwaterriver3824]

exactly

[@TheRealLostfan78]

I enjoy his commentary on the commercials, he can pause whenever he feels like it and he really doesn’t have to apologize to us but I appreciate that he dose.The informercial streams are my favorite, hopefully he will do more this year.

[@matjaz5684]

Classic twitch brain rot viewers

[@sho9585]

Its just usual twitch viewers behavior to mess around its like an impulse for them to complaining and act like 4 years old And that's also the reason i only watch vods

[@ohmahrie]

I agree but it’s likely an attention thing. If you’re watching a thing and paying attention to what you’re watching and suddenly it’s paused that can probably annoy some people who were trying to pay attention. It’s not the fact jermas doing it, it’s just they probably want him to finish the thing first then ramble instead of cutting it off mid sentence to say something, play, pause it again, talk, play

[@executorocsicnarf5475]

That first pasta commercial is a perfect microcosm of Jerma. He starts out completely reasonable talking about how the pasta they're throwing out is fine, and how you don't really need this product and all that. And then he immediately follows it up by talking about eating pasta off the trash.

[@agibitable]

he also said "el dante"

[@RordamJ]

​@@agibitable Jerma only eats pasta done Evil Style.

[@blackmage1276]

but he's right? It's okay to eat the pasta at the top of the trash pile it hasn't touched anything

[@paul-nj1ig]

​@@blackmage1276costanza

[@ItsB3enLikeThis]

​@@blackmage1276Still kinda nasty

[@fobo3361]

Ive watched the first 2 vods so many times and was so sad when he'd say "this is gonna be a regular thing" and seein they were like a year old Jerma has no idea how happy this has made me

[@decodas]

That “we can do this like maybe…every week?” Statement he made at the end of the first infomercial vod had been haunting me ever since

[@BobBilly-n3b]

Probably my most watched video on KZbin lol

[@konjackonjac5201]

@@BobBilly-n3b Same here. The 2 infomercial streams are my go-to sleepy time background noise. Even my KZbin recap is full of this PSYCHO STREAMER's streams because of that.

[@fobo3361]

@@decodas i always wonder if he actually wanted to, or was just over exaggerating to show his excitement for infomercials

[@quasicroissant]

Same, these along with Public Domain Movie Night are some of my fav Jerma streams ever

[@SPARKRIZZLE]

jerma is the perfect target for these commercials. he falls for them every single time

[@steamline432]

He's the worst target because he'll gush about it for 10 minutes but then look away and never once think about it ever again

[@REM_sheep]

This man got impressed by a 10 dollar tape dispenser with slightly less sticky tape, he can be impressed by ANYTHING

[@joshshrum2764]

I feel like vinny would enjoy doing a segment on them.

[@Nutpackk]

Otto is 15? Holy my life passed me by i remember when you got Otto and everyone on the channel was obsessed. Those prime tf2 days every. Upload. Is a banger

[@MMedic23]

1:05:51 Can't believe we got to hear the "pissed on my phone" story twice in its entirety

[@joey-schmoey]

So he dropped his phone and THEN pissed on it

[@Lykca]

I’m so glad we can watch TV with uncle Jeremy. I really missed him while he was at the hospital

[@Deadpool55223]

1:15:47 just a heads up about what he mentioned here, you can actually report advertisers for having loud commercials. There are rules to the volumes of ads that these people have to follow.

[@Thomas-wm2zy]

They should NOT have told him about . & , frame selecting on youtube. 39:03 He goes MUTE for 30 seconds while trying to understand why someone would tape a bag of chips close and says NOTHING about it

[@raijinslider6837]

I was trying to decipher what he was looking for lol

[@frogtrenchcoat]

nah he says "k. it stayed." after

[@samsparks151]

He thought the tape came up and honestly so did I it looks like the tape doesn’t even work well

[@polarhats]

went insane watching the first two infomercial streams on repeat, so seeing this has brought me joy

[@glowvxn]

bro i literally used them as sleep aides. I was dreaming about infomercials narrated by jerma

[@smidgen]

@@glowvxn okay good so it's not just me lmaooo

[@justsomefellow3604]

try watching different combinations of jerma streams at the same time in different tabs, then you never run out. and sometimes it lines up so that it seems like hes reacting to himself

[@voiddude4142]

@@smidgen I'm literally the same lol, seaman stream and coin game streams help me sleep so much, tho the sfx in the coin game gets a little loud.

[@Beeimus]

28:37 The thing about tupperware is that it will ALWAYS be a cluttered mess no matter how they're supposed to stack.

[@PrismTheKid]

I love the CD-i commercial because it's just a guy barging into some lady's home getting extremely friendly with her child and just constantly interrupting her every time she wants to speak, then trying to sell her a shitty games console after her computer broke, meanwhile some people need their computers for work and he just didn't consider that for a second

[@joshshrum2764]

Vinny vinesauce needs to show that for some random content for a Sunday stream.

[@OrimaJam]

He streamed yesterday? AND IT’S ANOTHER INFORMERCIAL STREAM LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOO

[@tieflung]

i also had no idea he streamed yesterday, i don't think i got the notification lol

[@romanbowler8754]

I didn't get a notification, I'm so sad

[@Teriiiyakiii]

​@@tieflungi got the notif the day after in a fucking EMAIL i was so mad

[@Alex114081]

I wouldn’t mind if every stream of his going forward was just this. He’s just that entertaining.

[@kellyperez7599]

I genuinely wouldn’t mind if Jerma became a react Andy because he’s funny enough on his own to make a lot out of it.

[@tombcruisin]

All the chatters telling him he's zooted for being amazed about reality are just so cynical

[@clextechs]

To be fair you become EXTRA amazed about reality when you're zooted 😂

[@thatsdisco]

They wish they had his whimsy point of view

[@sos9red]

twitch chatters are the most cynical species on the planet

[@smoko7113]

Is it really cynical to call someone a stoner as a joke?

[@10millioncrows]

@@smoko7113 Yeah. It feels really dismissive. It's okay to take a moment to just appreciate and be amazed by life and nature. I'm a stoner btw, I love weed and I don't think it's a bad thing to smoke weed, but I know that if I said something which I felt like was insightful or cool and everyone dismissed it as me being high then I'd be sort of bothered

[@BexTheBoo388]

Glad to see I'm not the only one being vigorously recommended that Majora's Mask blue dog video

[@steamgasting3175]

I want a compilation of these informercials that continue playing the original narration, but overlayed is a quiet version of the recall PSA for each product, or court case video of the company being sued, or news clips of it going wrong. Would be sick.

[@splatlandss]

the Ad bit actually got me i was so confused i thought something horrible happened in chat and i opened up the replay and lost it

[@Queefy]

can you explain I was confused?

[@plantyyy]

i think he wanted people to come back from a twitch ad thinking he was scolding the chat for doing something

[@booparoos]

@@Queefy he was doing a rant about hating ads interrupting videos without warning and how he doesn't roll ads in the middle of stream, but when he stops talking and smirks at 1:16:22 he was running an adroll on twitch on purpose lol

[@eraeus7562]

​@@booparoos Oh so that's why he said 18 more seconds Lmao I love Jerma

[@AurelianSinclair]

OMG I was so confused. I was like Jesus he out of nowhere got serious. I knew he was up to something because he has that tone in his voice but I just didn't know

[@arugulafriend]

I’m losing my mind about the insta pasta pot showing its recipes at 20:37 They literally show the same dish twice like What??

[@Terminallyposessed]

Right I had to go back to make sure I wasn't crazy 🤣

[@romacalor]

cathy mitchell always has some boytoy gawking at her gadgets and/or gizmos

[@thatsdisco]

As she should

[@p00tp0t]

😢

[@Pebbleblast]

who is complaining about him pausing the commercials? is that not why we are all here?

[@user-fc2xk3uv8y]

real talk i do have the rapid mac and recommend it especially if youre disabled like me. it really does cook just like the stove its different than a regular bowl. i have the rapid ramen but they literally look identical so i cant imagine it's different at all.

[@grape3587]

When this series started I thought just funny reactions to infomercials would be the key thing here but Jerma's genuine appreciation of the work the actors in the infomercials are doing is great. I love him pointing out things I would have never really thought about in terms of the production of these

[@ToxxicBurst476]

1:15:30 Remember when youtube used to not only give little yellow markers on the video timer to show where the ads were _and_ gave a little countdown in the corner too? I wish that was still a thing...

[@SpaceKadet1454]

they REMOVED THAT? Sorry I use an adblocker so idk

[@Terminated_Account]

This is how i pictured Jerma's retirement, just stream watching infomercials every week.

[@zellexy]

same, its funny watching him explain the psychological gymnastics they're doing to get people to buy niche and cheap products but he falls for it over and over

[@flute2010]

Old man accidentally turns on youtube 10 hour commercial compilation, waits in confusion for his program to resume

[@DrHammerr]

I don't know if his old retired body can handle watching informercials. He should shift to something easier like napping or staring out a window.

[@justsomefellow3604]

@@DrHammerr getting banana pudding through an iv

[@GyroGarrison]

It's nice that the staff at the nursing home lets him stream in the lounge.

[@IvVicious]

His eyes light up every time he sees Cathy Mitchell!

[@arrowheaded]

3:35:22 Harry the Hyena's laugh made me so irrationally angry that I had to mute until the commercial was over

[@pinkdebugger]

It has to be a remnant of the MK ULTRA program.

[@blackmage1276]

the "everyone in infomertials are shitfaced" bit is very applicable for this one

[@Jamdre1234]

Meine Mutter hat mir gerade die Erlaubnis gegeben, Jerma anzusehen! WIE FANTASTISCH IST DAS, YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@roy-cyber]

I can’t comprehend a child speaking German

[@CixousSixth]

jerma i haben de kaufen

[@Lil1kv]

WIE COOL IST DAS BITTE

[@Jamdre1234]

@@Lil1kv Jetzt schaue ich Jerma und trinke Cola! YIPPEE!

[@archdevil7472]

Ich habe hunger für Jerma (this is the only phrase from my two years of german i remember)

[@nat9380]

watching these streams has taught me that americans are obsessed with stuffing meat with cheese and more meat

[@angelbabe555]

a $500 CDI would cost around $1,150 today when adjusted for inflation. absolutely nuts price LMAO.

[@AnnoyingOrange420]

Hey, it's just 8 payments of 62.50 (plus 19.95 shipping and handling). The PS5 pro is 700$ and doesn't even play CDs

[@redundant6972]

The irony of the CD-i commercial having a segment called 'Game Machine D.O.A.' is so wonderfully delicious

[@subi-prime]

I was in the middle of a really bad bpd spiral and a depressive episode when I saw this uploaded, and it really helped my brain get back to normal, I can't thank jerma enough for everything he's made. I doubt he reads these comments but I legitimately might not be alive without him. JermaHeart

[@unr34L-]

YWNBAW btw

[@thatsdisco]

@@unr34L- ?? What does that mean

[@SasvanGulik]

​@@thatsdisco hate to be the one to inform you of bad news but that acronym is transphobic "YWKBAW" means "you will never be a woman" It's extremely mean to say that to someone having a rough time. Being trans is literally as simple as identifying as something else than what you were assigned at birth Don't let asshats like them control your life.

[@CriticalHitRoll]

@@thatsdiscotheyre just being a transphobe. block and report

[@2doot]

God, splitting is awful. Wishing you the best dude, Jerma's getting us through the worst of it.

[@editingdude122]

He really seems like he's back into that pre-2023 vibe in this stream. This is a new classic right here

[@bobu5213]

55:25 notice how they don't claim the "Better sponge" is not infested with bacteria, they just say normal sponges are.

[@cheyannei5983]

It's not as bad just because it's not porous so dish soap and water does as good of a job on it as it would on your plates Still needs tossing in the dishwasher for a real deep clean, I have one I use on my nonstick

[@bobu5213]

@@cheyannei5983 Point is, sponges don't need to be bacteria free, the only thing in washing up that kills any bacteria at all is hot water, soap just removes it. Since you're dousing the sponge in soap and hot water all the time, a few bacteria living on it when you aren't using it isn't an issue at all.

[@ykobi]

im going back to school in like 2 days im so glad theres a jerma stream to give me comfort rn

[@lunal0385]

Saw this, saw "9 hours ago," and pumped my fist in glee. The informercials are my favorite, and this is new! Thanks for uploading!

[@Emicatmon]

I watched this whole stream live and it was awesome, I absolutely love the infomercial streams I don't understand people getting mad about him pausing the videos, it's literally his stream he can do what he wants to add commentary, tf

[@kelseyhoffman541]

nah fr if I just wanted to watch infomercials with no commentary id just put on the playlist myself

[@smidgen]

it's a new year's miracle. i been watching the old infomercial VODs to fall asleep to for way too long, fresh fodder was required

[@SeekingElegance]

This was such a fun watch. And we got the return of Cathy!! Jerma loves her so much... it's so sweet.

[@Jon-Patrick-S]

Dude looks like he's about to get on his Messiah Arc

[@flashuser777]

One clip in and jerma is arguing in favor of eating pasta out of the trash

[@atryan1125]

16:09 Someone call Ster 4:12:25 Nevermind, he promises it again

[@epicgamermoments420]

thank god

[@qquanzaa]

i need this win

[@NebulousJ]

home sick from work today and decided to watch this whole thing for the authentic daytime television feel.

[@r3p0sed]

got the notification for this video the second i sat my phone down to go to sleep. life is good

[@vcr53wus]

I AM EXCITED BEYOND BELIEF ABOUT THIS STREAM THANK THE LORD

[@tieflung]

WE'RE SO BACK THE INFOMERCIAL/COMMERCIAL STREAMS ARE MY FAVORITE

[@darkvoid1234567890]

Jerma, 20 seconds into every single infomercial: I actually really like this one

[@darkjanggo]

this is the most excited ive been for a stream in a while! the first infomercial stream, i was actually crying laughing at points

[@tylerdrewnoski4003]

I feel for him about offbrand, you can tell he was quite excited about it. Well, maybe now he can stream a little more, if hes less busy now.

[@a6i396]

lol

[@splatlandss]

he already mentioned that his schedule wolnt change, its when he feels like it

[@DishonoredRat]

​@@splatlandssyeah but without doing stuff for offbrand he will be less busy therefore he may want to stream more

[@SeekingElegance]

Sadly he said due to his health issues and other things in his life, he already took a step back from Offbrand around 6 months ago, the last major project he was involved with was the Streamer Games this summer.

[@antiphon000]

I fucking knew it was a mistake for him to join it from the very start

[@cosygracegames]

I swear I am so happy to see this cause I was just watching all the original infomercial ones, they are iconic!!

[@HOG_ZONE]

here he comes, one night andy

[@FrezzaChunk]

Babe wake up, new jerma infomercials dropped

[@eepynicky]

i was watching the vod on my tv and was on my phone not really paying attention and when the brb screen on i had just assumed the tv went into sleep mode since the screen was black and when jerma came back it scared the fuck out of me

[@blackmage1276]

Everything on the CD - i shown is a Jerma game, you can see him craving the games they showed lmao

[@supplespecimen725]

2:21:00 the second man on earth to pronounce room like that

[@GreyLeno]

when i heard him pronounce it like that i immediately thought of markiplier

[@clextechs]

I say it like that 😢

[@supplespecimen725]

@@clextechs The third person on earth

[@soot_sprites]

I fell asleep a third of the way through this. nothing like an old man being fooled by infomercials to put you to sleep.

[@Spongebobedman]

An angel dies for every time someone says jerma isa yapping

[@Spongebobedman]

>chooses watch streamer >streamer does commentary >"erm yapping much?"

[@bradonhoover3002]

Him going on the big midroll ad monologue, sitting there for a few minutes doing basically nothing, followed by him resuming the video immediately to thunderous, loud lightning with perfect comedic timing, followed by the informercial autoplaying into a Kiwiko shout-out right before a nerf gun explodes a ballistic gel skull while Jerma looks flabbergasted I feel like that whole 6 minute block from 1:14:00 is everything anyone that doesn't know Jerma needs to understand him completely

[@Sweet_Mars]

The title of that stream is damn near poetic.

[@zaksaturday1693]

1:39:45 My favorite thing about this bad hypothetical is that at the end he inadvertently grants in favor of the plaintiff, which would undeniably be the person who is suing and saying "Well you didn't say these devices are not included, therefore I am owed"

[@natalyst]

i love jerma and i'm sad the thing he enjoyed doing fell through, but damn if it wasn't obvious that offbrand thing was going to fall through lmao. hopefully he rediscovers his love for streaming, or at least gets to work on stuff he enjoys again if not because he deserves to be happy :)

[@ericdelcarlo826]

Ain’t no way the CD-i infomercial wasn’t directed by a sociopath.

[@hamclammed]

i love so much that jerma is the exact guy these commercials are for

[@animeloveer97]

I like how jerma thinks dogs making a mess while eating is something you can train out if them and also seems to think you cant accidentally kick a dog bowl lmao, also they definitely trained that dog to pick up that bowl of water 😂

[@humanbean4037]

It can be trained out of them I’ve seen it before

[@alpaca6462]

I trained my dog to use a fork and a knife

[@joj5150]

you need to do some more research animeloveer97

[@Socalledfunnyguy]

For the entire harry the birthday hyena bit i kept vividly imagining some poor old grandma seeing this commercial on the tv and buying it thinking its going to be the star of little jims birthday tomorrow, and when the day finally comes the room is just DEAD SILENT whilst the song plays and he just awkwardly starts unwrapping the next present.

[@littlepuddin]

rare quality jermanium

[@Cynnabuns]

Lowkey couldn't wait for another infomercial stream.

[@shadowfang1034]

1:01:01 We've had something like this for like 20 years and yeah it does what it says. Holds up cups without problem

[@maxwellsmith9988]

1:15:00 the worst thing Is when it's election season and your teacher gets interrupted by the most rancid political ad.

[@kennethsimmons2419]

I feel like the Hamdoger VA knows exactly how absolutely insane and stupid that product sounds and is trying his best to hold himself back.

[@JC21]

"Oh, he's a CHECK THIS OUT guy!" Jerma had no idea the chatters he summoned with that comment

[@xtremegaming1232]

my parasocial ass was literally thinking about how Otto was doing last night while I was at work so it makes me happy to hear he's doing good for his age

[@noahboat580]

Dang hes sitting on a Laz Y Boy too? Certified classic, guaranteed

[@haranuku]

it’s a breastfeeding char

[@softreset.]

The informercial streams are automatic S-tier streams

[@halo7oo]

3:46:36 Sleeper agent activation code

[@remonbamu]

we love u jerma stream archive

[@SemiO11]

We all have to make him play Infinity Nikki, he said he would next stream and he LIED

[@MintyArisato]

I need to see Jerma Nikki in my life, I want to see his OUTFITS

[@Terminallyposessed]

Fr I got so mad when he said he wouldn't 😭

[@SemiO11]

WE GOTTA GET HIM DOLLED UP

[@thatsdisco]

I kept yearning and hoping.. but he still oughta do it imo He‘d genuinely enjoy it, I think

[@SnowyHedgehog727]

plot twist: all of this is undisclosed advertising funding the dollhouse sequel

[@jordobuppo]

"I would eat this out of the trash" "I wouldn't touch this at all"

[@thatsdisco]

Backtrack Andy

[@DebunM]

1:16:10 it took me way too long to realize the joke was he had ran an ad during the stream

[@uotaniset]

saving this vod for a rainy day

[@SpaceKadet1454]

Squeezy Freezy was the most chaotic commercial I have ever seen. 😭😭😭 They were just dumping gallons of slush on the kids. And they just had to say "technology"

[@squishlez]

Average commercial for kids at the time

[@Piratewaffle43]

Infomercials are like mobile ads before mobile ads.

[@breakfastcubes]

this is the most exciting moment of my life

[@petroleumproduct]

him talking abt missing out on making infomercials sounds like grandmas talking abt their lives being ruined by their husbands

[@ratwedding]

i love watching a shadowed jerma watch infomercials like he doesn't want anyone to know his identity

[@mogullll]

nice of him to do this personally after I finally watched the first 2 streams a few days prior

[@naj2120]

I'm sorry to hear about Offbrand studio. I hope that he can continue to work with other creative people and make the things he wants to make, because I like Jeremy/Jerma a lot, and I hope he does well in what he wants to make, stream, do, and also in his personal/private life and in his health.

[@Snapphat]

all the power to Otto, what a strong boy!

[@sydathehitter]

this just changed my life

[@censor2112]

Jerma complaining about autoplay every time and yet doesn't turn it off. He's just like a teacher

[@SummerAzures]

CDI released in 1991 and looking at an inflation calculator, would cost about $1158 today. No wonder it was a commercial failure lol.

[@2fortsmostwanted]

Anyone else notice he looks more and more like a wizard every time we see him?

[@clextechs]

I already made a comment and i hate to make two but at 1:18:40 he says 'incredible new plasma technology' despite the fact that EVERY lighter uses 'plasma technology'... Regular fire is just a form of plasma... Also I've used one of these lighters and they're utterly useless you cant even light a cigarette with one. Whatever you're lighting needs to be soaked in fuel to light in the first place, like those tiki torches 😂