Jerma The iPad Kid

Petah, I can't believe you spent $200 on the Jerma mobile game!
twitch.tv/Jerma985
0:00 - The Day-To-Day Happenings Of Jerma And His iPad
8:15 - Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff
13:32 - Bathtub iPad
14:56 - Genshin Impact
16:36 - Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff Again
17:52 - Mobile Game Ads
26:56 - Million Dollar Idea
31:28 - Family Guy: The Quest For Stuff One Last Time
32:50 - Mobile Game Privacy
34:54 - God-Tier Mobile Gamer

[@johncrops]

Hey there, I hope everyone is having a fantastic day! Be sure to drink plenty of water!

[@oblivionaccess]

u too :)

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

John is back!

[@chrisrogers2156]

ok

[@JacobKinsley]

I hope everyone is constantly dehydrated to the point where in a really critical moment of their life where they have to stay focused, they get a urine infection

[@Mr.SpicyIce]

@@JacobKinsley you many so many normal comments bro. Why did you mess with that wicked normal person chain?

[@sukisinclaire]

my favorite part of this is when he says all he needs is a bed, a desk, and a lamp and someone in chat says "moth andy"

[@cycy8699]

fancy moth and his chandeliers

[@Mothbean]

I really like the response of "Diogenes Andy"

[@babykata-dt3ys]

I love that Jerma's idea of super-rich expensive taste is having a chandelier

[@BierBart12]

Sims 1 riche

[@og_dripj]

He's not wrong

[@Bruh-ob9mi]

I have a chandelier that’s full of stinkbug corpses.

[@Minceraft69]

@@Bruh-ob9mi I have a chandelier full of corpses

[@JacobKinsley]

@@BierBart12 bear rug, chandelier and a venus de milo statue

[@timesnewroman-]

idk why it's so fun when he talks about his ipad, like he lights up

[@superplaylists1616]

Hes an ipad kid, ofc he loves his ipad

[@elizabethpage_]

Talk to any child about their iPad. Same reaction

[@kitschking]

lol indeed

[@bmo14lax]

And Benjamin Franklin

[@chainswordcs]

he LOVES falling victim to predatory business models

[@ricky.888]

enrichment

[@JacobKinsley]

It's why he's become so mellow. They're feeding into his epicenter of adhd, autism, dementia, Alzheimer's, asperges, Alzheimer's and OCD collectively known as "Jerma985"

[@kraktjoetv]

⁠@@JacobKinsley”dementia, alzheimer’s, asperger’s, alzheimer’s” i see what you’re doing

[@greenoftreeblackofblue6625]

Fall joke

[@JacobKinsley]

@@kraktjoetv well what do you think? Did you think it was funny? Did it fill you with whimsy? Or did you think it was a clever meta-joke? Almost like a river of silky raspberry fondant in a crisp piece of dark chocolate?

[@volatilemolotov667]

him explaining how he sleeps with his ipad DIRECTLY in his face is fucking insane. he is so grandpa

[@jordynensor2081]

how can one single 36 year old man be so grandpa AND so babygirl AT THE SAME TIME

[@HeisenbergTheFirst]

I'm not gonna lie, him winning a PUBG match on an Ipad for a joke is something legit impressive.

[@pandapandapanda1337]

it was probably against bots but yeah I agree

[@greenbean4422]

Pubg has their own servers for mobile only, and it's all bots They also design those games to let you win every so often so you stay addicted I'm not impressed

[@bmkbbk123]

@@greenbean4422ok bro chill out

[@Breadsticks4all]

​@@greenbean4422so mean 😢

[@hangry3102]

@@greenbean4422 You heard it folks, *greenbean4422* is not impressed. Next time you ought to bring him some real fucking talent, not this _goofy clown shit_ you call impressive. *greenbean4422* doesn't fuck around with bots, he's the _real deal,_ and not for a second would he associate himself with this dogwater display of gaming.

[@2vexy]

I hope Jerma watches you on his iPad John.

[@johncrops]

He falls asleep to my vids every night of course Which is really just him falling asleep to himself

[@duckgamers7817]

@@johncropsI usually do that actually, thanks for making your jerma compilations

[@nakaeri1361]

​@@duckgamers7817dude same

[@GreenEyedDazzler]

Lol Jerma watching back vods of his streams would be so creepy

[@the-red-thing]

@@johncrops what an EGOMANIAC streamer

[@bruh4487]

I had completely forgotten about the bit where he just sits and plays pubg on his ipad for 30 fucking minutes straight lmao

[@JacobKinsley]

Going to a friends house where the friend is an ipad gamer

[@TheOnePrinceMeatball]

*and wins*

[@lr-]

Beautiful cut from "guys im not gonna play pubg mobile in my facecam" to a fullscreen facecan with ipad held up

[@FettuccineAllaGay]

seeing chat say “iPad kid” when the word iPad leaves his mouth is so satisfying

[@we-must-live]

cool profile pic, asinine comment content

[@zuresei]

@@we-must-live what? are you negging? what is this

[@we-must-live]

@@zuresei what? is negging?

[@ding-dong_bing-bong]

​@@we-must-live what your doing dawg

[@we-must-live]

@@ding-dong_bing-bong doubt i'll be negging much more though, considering chat's calmed down in recent times. although i could neg all over your ding dong bing bong if you so desire

[@dominickdibart12]

you can literally hear how embarrassed about the Family Guy Game he is every time he brings it up. The amount of money goes down every time because he is ashamed

[@aether2056]

he acts like such a dad it’s so endearing

[@JacobKinsley]

He'd rather work a 9-5 office job and come home to ipad games than be a streamer. But hey, we can't all be that lucky...

[@Kalitayy]

I could imagine Jerma being soulless and miserable as a 9-5 worker. Working 9-5 does an irreversible damage to a person and I wouldn't wish it on anyone, especially Jerma

[@JacobKinsley]

​@@Kalitayyhe would be working with you filing papers like "hey, *insert name here*, I was just thinking, like, wouldn't it be crazy if I were a streamer? I'd be all like 'woah chat look at this ooh I'm playing... Uh... Team fortress 2...' and like it'd be so wicked funny right?" and you'd be like "that's great man."

[@maddieb.4282]

@@Kalitayylmfao tell that to a manual laborer that longs for a cushy office job because they blew out their back through years of hard work….. if you think a 9-5 is hard compared to bartending, working retail, or being in a kitchen…. Idk what to tell you man. I work a 9-5 and it’s awesome, I’m grateful to have a job honestly

[@JoNarDLoLz]

@@maddieb.4282 Different strokes for different people, I guess. Personally, I sometimes would like it if I could work with a job where I could move around, sometimes I like my current 9-5 air conditioned job.

[@ponponpatapon9670]

@@maddieb.4282 maybe *both* types of job are pretty shitty and comparisons are meaningless because they can both be shit

[@c1nnamodoll]

i really can’t pinpoint what it was, but jerma reading the “the world’s five more powerful heroes” story and then noticing the dog hairs, resulting in an abrupt “the world’s five most powerful dog hairs” really made me laugh

[@c1nnamodoll]

30:55

[@Emily-kd2zv]

him changing the number every time he said how much he spent on the family guy ipad game fucking killed me

[@enbybunny9940]

Jerma is the TARGET AUDIENCE for scammy mobile games

[@moltementi279]

2:34 I love you how can hear Holly cackling in the background lmao

[@gapeape]

I love you too

[@wolfy-woo]

I love you more

[@heysoular]

41:25 absolutely ruined me. The turnaround to read the comment, followed by the panic of gunfire, all to culminate in, not a denial of the comment, but a “WHO TOLD YOU THAT.” Brilliant.

[@Markeplier23]

I misread “ruined me” as “turned me on”

[@4per8]

no wonder jerma has such weird dreams

[@edenrose2127]

6:26 when he described the burp I instinctively burped like that like a sleeper agent

[@JacobKinsley]

You know when you shit your pants because like you fart but like, it's a little closer to the hole than you thought it was?

[@crowsoftheriver]

​@@JacobKinsleyyes

[@JacobKinsley]

@@crowsoftheriver well...

[@rararazuri7160]

expertly edited, especially with how you saved the actual ipad webcam stream for last so the whole video is him hyping up his ipad so when he finally whips it out the viewer is like, "there it is!"

[@Flygoniaks]

Jerma seems to have something I've decided to dub "lack of numerical permanence" (IDK if there's an actual condition that describes this instead). That is, whenever he's talking about something that involves a number, the exact value of that number changes nearly _every single time he mentions it._ We can see it here with him describing how much money he spent on _Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff,_ but another very common example is when he says things like: "Ban that guy for 10 minutes. Mods, ban that guy for 5 minutes. Seriously, ban that guy for 2 minutes."

[@antiphon000]

it's like it's an intentional joke

[@AK3601]

"Okay, that's me asleep... *BE AWARE* of that."

[@GERMANAITOR]

Knowing Jerma spent over $100 in a Family Guy mobile game, it's safe to say that unless you donated over $100 to Jerma, every dollar of it went to The Quest for Stuff.

[@Asphaltmonkey0]

The way he looks back after every kill playing PUBG on the ipad

[@Inic]

I always thought the "good company" bit in the beginning was hilarious, but looks like chat hated it lmao

[@johncrops]

I'm with you, it's a good bit

[@badger6882]

It’s sweet and a little goofy, fits into the rest of the story well

[@dripstein5068]

his chat are fucking dorks

[@lycheechomper]

A small part of chat is always so mad when genshin is mentioned. You’d think the game killed their grandma or something

[@omnirox-re3wo]

Bad game

[@toastymouse8230]

@@omnirox-re3wo How?

[@JacobKinsley]

@@toastymouse8230 preys on gambling addicts

[@jmbkpo]

Grandma impact

[@babykata-dt3ys]

​@@jmbkpograndma sicko mode

[@Trisaaru]

"I am not playing PUBG Mobile on a facecam over this game, that's not happening." *Immediately cuts to him playing PUBG on facecam* Jerma is too funny sometimes

[@Likkuyakki]

Rip Jeremy.. you would have loved skibidi toilet... 😢

[@JacobKinsley]

Chat I'm not gonna save creeper... I'm just gonna save skibidi toilet. Calm down. See? Look, I got diamonds! Wait, what? Oh, no way! What the hell, like, what the fuck man? There's... Oh wait look, there's a giant enemy toilet *starts beatboxing skibidi toilet song*

[@FloofMother]

This compilation gives an impression that jerma constantly talks about his iPad and I love this slander

[@egoisticflamingo5869]

i used to always watch jerma when i was right about to go bed, and usually when i did watch him i was always super exhausted. over time i kept doing this to the point where like NOW whenever i watch jerma ive conditioned myself to fall asleep

[@ladyzoe5734]

Him falling asleep on his iPad, he’s such an adhd icon

[@redbuck1385]

We could all fall asleep to the dulcet tones of Matthew Lesko

[@JacobKinsley]

You've never lived until you've fallen asleep to some small 50 view KZbinrs laid back commentary on a city building game where they talk about trading grasshoar for buckwhea- *snore*

[@JacobKinsley]

I love that I've been falling asleep to some small KZbinr's morrowind playthrough where she takes like 5 episodes half an hour each just to do one quest, and it's not that she's bad at the game or anything, it's because she's played the game a ton over the years and finds that what she enjoys the most is just taking in the atmosphere and getting immersed.

[@SpiritKat1]

This actually helped me through a hard night thank you

[@johncrops]

Glad the vid could be a bright spot in your day, hang in there homie

[@russellfisher1303]

For some reason I thought you said LARD night, I don’t know nvm.

[@RealUsername64]

​@@russellfisher1303 A rather glutenous evening

[@JacobKinsley]

@@russellfisher1303 hope you have a grotesque, bulbous, adipose, blubbery, fleshy, corpulent, rotund, tubby, chubby, plump, portly, beefy, flabby, pudgy, chunky, oily, greasy, suety, tallowy, buttery, fatty, obese, overweight, gelatinous, bloated, puffy, inflated, engorged, tumescent, paunchy, potbellied, thickset, stout, heavyset, zaftig, unctuous, rich, marbled, dripping, slick, glistening, viscous, sludgy, gloppy, gluttonous, excessive, lavish, opulent, extravagant, lavish, mucoid, slimy, mucky, gooey, icky, slushy, yucky, mushy, doughy, spongy, squishy, clammy, moist, damp, wet, sodden, saturated, drenched, dripping, soggy, sweaty, perspiring, clammy, muggy, humid, steamy, sweltering, and gelid night

[@bmo14lax]

Wholesome and based

[@JacobKinsley]

Imagine being jerma and after the PUBG bit you realise that chat isn't real and you set up this big elaborate bit in your head that you are a streamer who decided to play PUBG, and you just sit there in your chair realising you held your tablet to a fake camera pretending you were livestreaming it.

[@FrostyFoxDrake]

he still doesn’t know, even after retirement

[@monkeeee]

I want to see the Jerma pissing arc

[@russellfisher1303]

Double entendre

[@kingamity1985]

Mine is a frozen rope straight line right into the bowl hbu

[@wikiprion]

@@kingamity1985mine's like a garden sprinkler

[@kingamity1985]

@@wikiprion cum less

[@JacobKinsley]

Sorry guys, it's just a plain bezier curve

[@bananawaver]

His brain only works while being constantly simulated by touch pad controls

[@dexistrash7668]

he's literally watched all of skibidi toilet he's such an ipad kid

[@kissthecook9957]

the irony of me watching jerma to fall asleep to on my ipad

[@Bugleberry]

He's really living the perfect life, except for all the mayonnaise

[@JacobKinsley]

Jerma can figure out streaming software but can't figure out how to block ads on his tablet

[@FringePrincess]

how tho

[@BierBart12]

Because he still enjoys the ads He's the demographic

[@JacobKinsley]

@@FringePrincess idk honestly 😭

[@babykata-dt3ys]

The only way to do that on an iPad is to jailbreak it and I think Jerma would instantly get a virus after doing it

[@siriusa5298]

I watch hundreds of ads a week for rewards in games. I haven’t seen a game that isn’t ported from roblox that will auto plays ads, I doubt he’s unintentionally watching majority of those ads

[@erikrivera5946]

You missed the clip where ster calls out jerma for taking his ipad and baby toys out at dinner at dennies or whereever it was

[@erikrivera5946]

Jerma's psyche is the weakest I've ever seen if he's falling for mobile game ads this hard.

[@we-must-live]

do you mean personality?

[@babykata-dt3ys]

​@@we-must-liveno, his psyche

[@Verminangel]

His ass is NOT immune to propaganda

[@ketsuakagi5646]

He’s not falling for it, he wants to drown in the minutia of ignorant bliss

[@JacobKinsley]

This is the guy that thought certain Tf2 weapons were better than others because the impact sound is more intense when in reality they were exactly the same Just kidding I made that up

[@freaky.poltergeist]

it’s so fucked up, jerma sleeps exactly how i imagine he sleeps

[@jackson4672]

27:18 He talks about his million dollar idea like he crashed his parent's car

[@dermond]

Falling sleep while watching things is so a dad move

[@parkerwhite4170]

It’s so funny that there is so much footage of him talking about his iPad

[@FettuccineAllaGay]

iPAD KID WIDEPEEPOHAPPY

[@muddaboolshit6963]

rare good jerma compilation

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

I always thought it was funny that from a business standpoint, based on how much Jerma has spent he values family guy the quest for stuff more than Elden Ring. Not counting for inflation since the family guy money was pre streamer fame.

[@JacobKinsley]

Yeah, there's an interesting infographic for that, google 'Family Guy inflation' for more info

[@user-lh7mt7zo7l]

@JoshCat You say that but people always complain about how video games have become worse over time but that's not true. Businesses have actually optimised to give gamers what they want which is microtransactions.

[@echo.1209]

⁠@@user-lh7mt7zo7lBusinesses haven't "optimised to give gamers what they want", they've optimised to make the most profit. You can get away with making shit games as long as you still turn a profit, because, at the end of the day, that's what is most important to these companies, and making trash filled with microtransactions year after year has large profit margins.

[@we-must-live]

@@user-lh7mt7zo7lhe said the truth… destroy him!

[@Andjelka99]

​@@user-lh7mt7zo7lI would say it's more to give them through microtransactions. Nobody actually wants those, but they make them so seamless you don't even realise you spent so much -talking from experience, love one mobile game, still playing it every day for over a year now, but I had to take step back and slow down lol-

[@PvtPuplovski]

The worst part is finding out Jerma plays Hearthstone on mobile

[@PvtPuplovski]

Never mind, it’s even worse that he’s better at PUBG mobile than almost any other game he’s played. What an fascinating human.

[@JacobKinsley]

To be fair, imagine having a pc, having access to any game with mouse and keyboard, and of all games you can choose, you choose to play hearthstone.

[@irrjick8031]

Jerma is the type of guy who falls asleep to "get free money to quit your job" and then having a dream when he crushes and replaces his brother's golf cart

[@goldendoodle252]

24:10 the chat is just wrong, my dad has evony, 'those' games ARE technically in there but like it is about 1% of the actual gameplay lmao, its mostly a kingdom builder with teams and such

[@Sheeto_]

babe wake up, new john crops just dropped!!!!!!

[@vvnn3948]

He’s so good at telling stories wtf

[@lukerhead5370]

when I was a kid i spent 300$ of my moms money on donuts for the simpsons: tapped out.

[@ultimatequeenofdeath666]

i wanna see him actually play "yeah you want those games right so here you go now let's see you clear them", actual jex moment

[@aceplace3357]

1:46 I don’t know why, but this picture reminds me of the Sopranos

[@johncrops]

Literally Tony Soprano when he's sitting on his couch eating ice cream

[@JacobKinsley]

24:49 the BEWILDERMENT is PALPABLE

[@gurken_]

Actually woke up to this playing, i don't even watch jerma but now I might since I relate so much to him

[@GippyHappy]

Why is Jerma always telling on himself. No one had to know he spent 75 dollars on a family guy mobile game. But he just keeps saying it.

[@BierBart12]

Has anyone told Jerma that the Katamari devs actually made a game now that's nothing but those fake mobile ad games? And it's on Steam It's called something like "Yeah, you wanted "those games", right? Let's see you beat them."

[@hayk3000]

Some of these edits are like documentary level debunkings of jerma's LIES. The way you find and impose the TRUTH over the previous jerma LIES is truly shock inducing

[@chrismac1835]

Destroy All Humans! 2 was so disinteresting to him he had to break out iPad PUBG

[@sheevpalps66]

Legend has it he still plays Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff while pooping to this day.

[@ron133.]

i love how jerma forgets everything he said right after saying it

[@fritzy8318]

I mean. That happens to me sometimes. Sometimes I fuckin end up repeating myself without even realizing it 😭

[@ron133.]

@@fritzy8318 same actually LMAO

[@AdrianHereToHelp]

What a great compilation; exactly what the title said

[@corilly]

if i found out i got in a mobile game match with jerma i would piss myself

[@iAussieGuy]

I'm glad I watched this after finding out that he's going into 'soft retirement' soon. I'm happy that he's still going to continue streaming as a hobby though and take it at his own pace. Jerma has given me so many nights of laughter and joy that I couldn't imagine YT being the same place without him. I know one day he might decide to stop streaming altogether, but as long as he keeps his channels and videos up, I can be happy 😅 Oh, and this was an awesome video btw! The pubg bit had me in hysterics, and so did the pictures of him sleeping whilst earning government money 💰 So, thanks for making this 🤣🙌

[@mythcat1273]

Honestly, i was on his side for a while, cause sitting on the couch and playing on an ipad is pretty fun sometimes, but then he said he spent 200 dollars on microtransactions for a family guy "build a town" game.

[@pigslam]

this is a man who gets unbelievably high every day before he goes to bed thats the only way you can do this consistently

[@FringePrincess]

I clicked on this video having seen the title, but I’m still not prepared each time he says iPad. 😆

[@ixxie999]

my jaw was literally dropped for the final act of his live ipad PUBG match. i literally couldn't believe what i was seeing. JEX in motion

[@sunnyd9884]

i do the same shit as him with the ipad and this whole character arch had me reeling and also hesitant to ever let anyone know i even have one even though im using it to do my art shit

[@nickperkowski2407]

of course this infomercial andy would fall asleep to videos of that free money guy in the question mark suit.

[@radRadiolarian]

jerma reading a comment and then immediately ignoring it when he's playing on his ipad is peak ipad kid behavior

[@Motuochez]

Jerma playing PUBG on his ipad on facecam has such a 13yo youtuber energy lmao

[@Purplestufff]

I swear Jerma has the most contagious laugh ever

[@bugdomrulez]

my audio wasnt working when i played this so for like 5 minutes i sat here in silence like 'this bit is going on for awhile huh'

[@TileblockRJ]

My streamer disowns Family Guy: The Quest for Stuff 😢

[@donatobianco8226]

John Crops coming for his bi-monthly Jerma editor takeover

[@earelevant]

unironically impressive at the end

[@badger6882]

This comp was a joy ty

[@Hawk0206]

first 3 minutes actually made me laugh way harder then it should have 🤣

[@Peachy_Edits]

Always a good day when John Crops uploads

[@vinedux]

someone tell jerma to play "YEAH! YOU WANT "THOSE GAMES," RIGHT? SO HERE YOU GO! NOW, LET'S SEE YOU CLEAR THEM!" thats literally the mobile ad games, by the katamari devs

[@linkshunter608]

idk why but jerma sleeping to an xqc gambling stream made me laugh harder than I have in months

[@zombiesalmon4997]

I thought this was just one clip, I seriously didn’t know that this video was 44 fucking minutes long. Holy shit

[@TheRoxasfan]

I finally started watching over the garden wall because i like your edits so much

[@johncrops]

Yooooooo, I hope you love it!

[@JesseBakerH]

i relate to all of this so hard, the watching hearthstone while playing hearthstone for sure. I think it's an ADHD thing

[@Powered1Buttercup]

Oh god when he showed the first two pics I laughed so hard I cried

[@jakob8372]

Ironically, I fell asleep to this with my phone laying on my stomach

[@erikrivera5946]

I guarentee you he eats while using the ipad and touches the screen with his dirty hands

[@Verminangel]

It might as well be seasoned like a cast iron skillet

[@unnaturallynatural8885]

jerma needs to be grateful he wasn't born as a zoomer because he would've been severely debilitated with an ipad stuck to his face his whole childhood watching skibidi toilet and shit

[@CatAnime16]

i want jerma to watch himself sleep.

[@billfriendo2]

old John crops and his sad songs

[@johncrops]

🎵Sometimes dear I wonnnnder why you keep away, leaving me so lonely-lonely night and daaaay🎵

[@hardrockinhere]

I relate to his Family Guy story. I got "Disney Magic Kingdoms" on my iPhone and put way more time and money into it than I probably should've

[@jasper_the_ghost]

Genshin is crazy overwhelming when you first start, but it is surprisingly easy to get used to it.

[@oethamfr]

i hope this video will be the big hit!!!

[@sectraaaaaa]

30:04 I like how jermas high game idea is very clearly inspired by the first 5 minutes of cookie run: kingdom