Jerry Tries To Buy A Car From Puddy | The Dealership | Seinfeld

[@ოChiamariaო]

It's the little details like Puddy sitting still in the background staring into space that made this show so great.

[@barrya.6212]

With THAT squint!

[@DiscoStfu]

feels like an Arbys night

[@justinc7512]

Like when he’s on the plane 😂

[@us-Bahn]

Puddy - staring blankly into space. Empty space. Complete vacuum.

[@swedishpsychopath8795]

I soddomly don't think he did that - so basically what I'm saying is that you are wrong.

[@bartholomewcubbins9723]

"Rust proofing, transport charge, storage, storage surcharge, additional overcharge...." Puddy just got promoted to car salesman and he's already mastered the job.

[@jenniferadams7582]

KEYS!?!?

[@dms79]

"There's no laws in this place. Anything goes! It's Thunderdome!"

[@sxc7566]

@@jenniferadams7582How are you gonna start it?! 🔑

[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

The "additional overcharge" one cracked me up.

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

3:34 !

[@SidewaysIsDead]

"Isn't that from your act like, 10 years ago?" 🤣 I love it when they make fun of Jerry's stand-up within the show

[@typetersen8809]

And the Heil 5 is still very relevant today's political climate of 2024.😊

[@loveboat]

@@typetersen8809 No it isn't.

[@bigheif]

​@@loveboatit kind of is, Jerry and all the Zionists cry anti semetism if people say things like this these days, or voice their dismay at all the civilian casualties. Just shows it's not really about that, they just want to shut you up 👍

[@garrythomas492]

@@loveboatur mom isn’t

[@jeremytung1632]

Love that Jerry was on the receiving end of the “who is this”.

[@Rymann_23]

LMAO I was just thinking this “Jerry ya gotta help me Steinbrenners in the room and I’m under my desk” “Who is this?” The prankster has gotten pranked 😂😂😂

[@SayAhh]

"Uncle Leo?"

[@AlanKesten]

Hi 5 😂❤❤😮

[@stephenduggan834]

​@@Rymann_23❤🎉🎉❤❤4❤4🎉

[@johnjeffreys6440]

Look at Puddy staring in the background. haha 3:15

[@rjathar]

Puddy's unwavering monotone across his entire spectrum of emotions is so well executed and hilarious!

[@barrya.6212]

Exactly.

[@kerry9125]

Yeah that's right

[@rjathar]

@@kerry9125 😆

[@BigSmoke-bu6ib]

He is on the spectrum.

[@jimhooligan3263]

"high five"

[@williamhicks7736]

“… he took me to a …restaurant…” “Arby’s”, says Puddy pridefully… 😁

[@jenniferadams7582]

Okay when I was in High school, the local White Castle put out candles on Valentines day

[@mobus1603]

@@jenniferadams7582My sister used to crochet pillows, and she would put little hearts on the pillows.

[@Metal-Gear-Moogle]

Arby's is delicious

[@xploration1437]

So you watched the same video we all did?

[@motorcitymanman7711]

​@@Metal-Gear-Moogle Dog food.

[@Spencer_Thatcher]

Flipping the script where Jerry becomes the salesmen is genius writing

[@sclogse1]

Inspired.

[@pzak5927]

Writers who live in california know nothing about living in nyc. Nobody needs a car. The writers on the odd couple when felix won a car were a lot better

[@NTWoo95]

@@pzak5927….ok?

[@ptbot3294]

"What do I have to do to put you in that relationship" 😂

[@trevorblue4531]

@@pzak5927 ''No one in NY drives. There's too much traffic!'' - Fry!

[@huzaifshah2139]

Puddy hands down knows exactly what makes him happy😂 WHAT A CHARACTER

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏼

[@thelonewolf7443]

Yeah that’s right.

[@cornholio8715]

​@@thelonewolf7443Arby's

[@nicktubara]

Puddy is the best.

[@johngonzalez4298]

Yea

[@tropicalpnch4549]

"Keys?" "How you gonna start it?" that part was the perfect! 😂

[@CatieCass]

I always thought he said "They get it started". Either way it's hilarious. 😂

[@jenniferadams7582]

How did Puddy not become like the Arby's announcer? We need an Arby's commercial where it's Puddy saying "Yeah that's right, we have the meats"

[@christrotter3052]

😂😂😂😂

[@JanetStarChild]

Too true, considering that the actor who played J. Peterman wound up working for the _real_ J. Peterman.

[@stanistevens]

Jackie Chiles is shilling for Snyder's Pretzel Pieces, so why not?

[@jenniferadams7582]

@@stanistevens I did not know that. Just looked up commercial. Thank you for enriching my life!

[@eliv.1033]

We already have Darth Vader for that....😂

[@022171]

"Where do you wanna go?" "Feels like an Arby's night."

[@hugolafhugolaf]

Puddy's way of responding just a tad bit too fast and with great assurance always made him stand out.

[@mehukattti]

Yeah that's right 😂

[@zeusapollo8688]

Brock fn Sampson man

[@barrya.6212]

What about when they were on a plane and he called the passenger Elaine was flirting with "Vegetable Lasagna" ! ? Puddy saying it made it hilarious sounding...

[@dielaughing73]

​@@zeusapollo8688 Rip Riley

[@nintendoconvert4045]

“I don’t know too many monkeys who could take apart a fuel injector.” 😂

[@JoeyMartz]

"additional overcharge" --- something about that line cracks me up! He becomes so non-chalant about it.

[@MountainMan.]

"Now what do I have to do to put you in a relationship today?" Brilliant lines :)

[@DavidBagga]

“HIGH FIVE!” - puddy So many great lines from this episode 😂

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

On the flip side.. Don't leave me hangin.....

[@DavidBagga]

@@encarnacionvillazana3270 A R B Y ‘ S 😃

[@encarnacionvillazana3270]

@@DavidBagga Arby's no more than once a month, Elaine comes to the softball games and doesn't read a book.

[@DavidBagga]

@@encarnacionvillazana3270 😂

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

2:20

[@kevinclark5802]

This episode was the best work George Costanza ever did. Went from making sure Jerry didn't get ripped off to obsessing over getting a mechanic fired because a vending machine ripped him off.

[@SuperSusieBell]

It’s like George can’t let anything go. I mean it was just a Twix candy bar for crying out loud. Now if it were something with nugget I’d understand!😅

[@stanistevens]

TWIIIXXXXX!!!!!!!

[@kevinclark5802]

@SuperSusieBell True. George's real issue was with the vending machine. It doesn't matter if the mechanic ate the one he didn't get. When the manager asked George, Did he physically take the Twix from your hand? That should have been the end of it.

[@keithbrown8814]

Kramer's storyline was better than George's candy caper....test driving that car with the salesperson....!!!!

[@user-zr6pl6nb6z]

The scene where he's lying flat on the floor looking for change under the machine was the best part.

[@Mark72672]

" And in exchange Elaine comes to your softball game and doesn't read a book"

[@waiyuen1999]

Clearly no one else can stand to be with either one of you 😂

[@ΘΕΟΔΩΡΟΣΒΑΝΕΖΗΣ]

😂😂 Now what do I have to do to put you two in a relationship together ahahaa gets me everytime

[@keithbrown8814]

Hilarious!!!

[@diegoflores9237]

Elaine is annoying

[@eleven57icare]

"Keys?" "How're you gonna start it?" Hilarious

[@Onion_Smoothie]

"They get it started."*

[@NachosElectric]

@@Onion_Smoothie If you're going to be petty enough to correct someone, at least make sure you're correct yourself. He clearly says "How're you gonna start it."

[@SuperSusieBell]

Love when Puddy’s on! He’s so hilarious!

[@Mystipaoniz]

His face after he says "how are you gonna start it?". Magic! ^^

[@Raviwwe59]

I lose it each time I see Elaine doing the “High five On the flip side” bit 😂😂

[@Mystipaoniz]

haha i love it too ^^ like when she does "the squinting" and "the staring" xD

[@skeletonshorror5184]

😂😂😂

[@QuickStix26]

“Everybody’s ripping me off!” 😂😂😂

[@MarkMartinJr-y8v]

Best bit of the whole episode

[@dr.kennethspeers8014]

"one more step and we're walkin!!" - George is hilarious in this episode.

[@ThatVeryArtGal]

"The squinting?" Squints. "The staring?" Stares. One of my favorite Elaine moments.

[@redacted2275]

The actor? Acts. Wow, what a moment... 🙄

[@bradford_shaun_murray]

3:03 !

[@tim3172]

@@redacted2275 Don't cut yourself with all that edge.

[@Shatamx]

2:58 Puddy just staring into space in the background. LOL!

[@aeric_]

his voice is so funny saying half of these lines lol "chick is WACKED"

[@bossfan49]

This whole episode was hilarious. An awesome mid-season 9 episode. FU to the "no larry/no laughs" crowd.

[@danieljacobson1]

@@Droogs I am all for people loving what they love, to each their own, different strokes, live and let live, don't yuck someone's yum, etc. That said, I'm not sure I've ever seen a more worrisome opinion on the Internet.

[@tisdue]

My all-time favorite episode is "The Voice" from Season 9. It is incredible.

[@Seryma86]

@@DroogsThe final season had some great episodes, especially with Mr. Kruger aka K-uger

[@doomzilla3568]

Always funny that Jerry's stance against high five ends up biting him in butt in the end!!! LMAO!!! 😂😂😂

[@pse888]

anybody notice, when jerry is trying to talk elaine into coming back, Puddy is just sitting at his desk staring out? ha ha ha ha

[@dielaughing73]

Yeah that's right

[@hemlo7494]

For the insider's deal, a high five is appropriate.

[@RSTI191]

Very appropriate

[@TheStuport]

Feels Like An Arby's Night....With that Puddy Squint!

[@jimmyboy131]

Yeah that's right.

[@johnnypolo1983]

-Keys? -How ya gonna start it?

[@marksman4004]

Puddy just staring into space in the background. 2:57 🤣🤣🤣

[@barrya.6212]

LOL .....good eye.... never would've caught that.

[@marksman4004]

Puddy. Damn auto correct.

[@NorThenX047]

hahaha perfect

[@54321-p]

@@marksman4004 I thought Pudding was more correct. Puddy has some substance to it,....Pudding? Nah..

[@AgentRafa]

"The nazis were doing heil fives"🤣🤣🤣

[@kandoo1316]

I don't know why but , it always makes me laugh when Jerry says "No, we both just saw the same monkey" :)

[@NickGuariglia1]

lol me too.

[@Spumoon]

Patrick Warburton is such a good actor. Many beloved characters; Brock Samson is a personal favorite.

[@doct0rnic]

Yes, Brock Samson who could forget him?😒

[@Chrisbajs]

The squinting. The staring.

[@samiyi4896]

2:42 additional overcharge 😂

[@frankphillips7436]

I still use that when talking price with contractors!! Absolutely ageless!!

[@nicoaf324]

"Yeah, that's right!"

[@Obsessedwithcookies758]

They left out the “I had the roast beef” part, that’s like the best part of the episode. Edit: Yeah, that’s right.

[@FreelanceFadi]

I love George's reaction at 0:05

[@zapkvr0101]

Jerry the relationship counsellor. Brilliant

[@rjathar]

What's scary about this is that there's so much truth to how dealerships pad their numbers... Still hilarious... Especially when Jerry turns couples therapist, but in the mode of a car salesman 😂

[@keithbrown8814]

All really good comedy has "truth" in it.........

[@Durwood71]

I once read about a line item that car salesman like to include labeled "ADP", which stands for "Additional Dealer Profit".

[@mikelombard21]

"That chick's whacked". - Puddy

[@Gamingnstuff131]

“My new salesman boyfriend took me out to celebrate his promotion.” “Where’d you go?” “To a restaurant.” “Arby’s” 🤣

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

High five

[@QuentrixMovies]

Elaine: "I had the...roast beef"

[@waxedearth5425]

“We don’t even know what it is” 😂

[@barrya.6212]

That was top favorite Seinfeld line until I saw the psychotic obsessive auto mechanic episode : The washer fluid is not fine! ! !

[@dyates6380]

"Now, that undercoating, that's a rip off, right"? "We don't even know what it does". LOL!!!!! My old coworker and I would spontaneously quote lines from this show and that was one of the most common ones. It NEVER failed to crack us up.

[@NewSuperAvenger]

"I don't know too many monkeys that can take apart a fuel injector." "Oh yeah? I'll tell you what's stupid. You, stupid." Only Patrick Warburton can deliver lines that are hilariously good.

[@johnsuddeth7970]

Genius subplots within genius subplots, the best single show combination of everyone’s talent, writing in particular.

[@jtirello3_111]

Jerry and Puddy switching roles is only surpassed by when Jerry and Kramer became each other in “The Red Planet”. Brilliant!

[@fromthehaven94]

The Chicken Roaster

[@gh9111]

Puddy: "There's a mental hospital right near here".

[@OriginalLabStudios]

Wow. The continuity and detail for a show "about nothing" is so epic here. I've watched through this series dozens of times and never noticed until now that at 2:56 you can see a blurred Puddy sitting in the background just staring blankly ahead, which ties so well not only into this episode but his whole character and theme of commentary within the show. Simply brilliant.

[@davedavid7061]

George "wait! You guys didn't make a deal?" Jerry "no we just saw the same monkey"

[@warrenbates2949]

That was the funniest episode of the series.

[@mike91mdk45]

"I've spent the last hour preparing ten candy bars with no wrappers or identification of any kind for him to select from." "Took you an hour?"

[@420Horseman]

“Keys?” “How ya gonna start it?”

[@saritamohanty2217]

George is dead. Call me back. - Best line the show

[@kurt6410]

Twix is the only candy with the cookie crunch!!

[@lonewarrior1549]

George and the candy bar line up. Hilarious 😂

[@bossfan49]

A NICKEL!

[@FOXZILLA5734]

I dont like twix too much much coconut

[@christrotter3052]

Yeah....but O Henry....🤷‍♂️

[@turbojon8117]

@@FOXZILLA5734 lol Twix doesn't have any coconut, except for maybe a limited edition supply.

[@fatmayo2293]

Jerry: "Keys?" Puddy: "They get it started." Jerry: "Now that under coating is a rip off isn't it?" Puddy: "We don't even know what that is." 😂

[@1FaithHopeandLove]

1:55 WHAT A GOOF!

[@RustyShackleford-]

The way Elaine squinted and stare 😂😂

[@Mike1614b]

This is a great episode, and George's best episode- the candy machine part

[@crupert23225]

Puddy should have been a more regular character. He's such a riot.

[@listrahtes]

He is great but I think they managed him perfect. Much more time and it could have gotten repetitive. The actor plays the same character his whole life he is the extreme of one dimensional. Not a bad thing but you can't use such characters too much.

[@Questtv4981]

@@listrahtes i disagree he was so good almost newman level

[@johnwilburn]

He got that two years later on Family Guy.

[@johnwolf3294]

​@listrahtes he's even better in the movie, the emperor's new groove

[@markburnham7512]

Seinfeld had the best characters from top to bottom.

[@dyates6380]

Absolute brilliant writing. Just hysterical from every standpoint. LOL.

[@mattfoley6082]

"Keys?" "To get it started." This is why this show will always be funny.

[@martyc2637]

Finders fee. The car was sitting on the lot!

[@resetsetmefree478]

yeah that's right

[@drdankubus]

Puddy: Just left out a couple of things. Uh, rust proofing... Jerry: Rust proofing? P: Transport charge, storage surcharge, additional overcharge, finder's fee... J: Finder's fee? It was on the lot! P: Yeah, that's right. Bad floor mats, keys... J: Keys?? P: How you gonna start it? Oh, wow.

[@gh9111]

So classic!

[@rattus3102]

3:03 When Jerry bangs the phone's receiver....😅😅😅

[@christophermccoy5724]

He got that from George

[@rattus3102]

@@christophermccoy5724 😅👍 Could be! 😂

[@salobrena6442]

never a better show

[@stunlord]

"It was a good bit in the 80s, and it's still relatable today" It sure is.

[@keithbrown8814]

It's still "relatable" in 2023!!!!!!...

[@Deira854]

This episode was filmed in 1997-1998, which is 26 years ago, but it seems 1997 is closer to us in 2024 fashion and behavior wise then 1980s was to 1997, its weird. Not much has changed since 1997, I guess because the internet era already had started, but the difference between 1997 and 1980s was very big

[@Deira854]

@@keithbrown8814 This episode was filmed in 1997-1998, which is 26 years ago, but it seems 1997 is closer to us in 2024 fashion and behavior wise then 1980s was to 1997, its weird. Not much has changed since 1997, I guess because the internet era already had started, but the difference between 1997 and 1980s was very big

[@Phoenix-pm2qr]

So glad Elaine didn't end up with Puddy. She didn't deserve him at all

[@rserton]

This is the best episode in the entire series.

[@phylliswurm9473]

Puddy my favorite.

[@jntdhome]

Warburton is a riot!!😂

[@renaissance18]

Elaine: thats right, high five on the flip side at 2:19 LOL

[@alexjames1397]

The way Elaine says that doesn't make any sense @ 2:12 is hilarious.

[@mon3ylounge]

The Puddy and Elaine relationship was one of the funniest things I’ve seen

[@JustAGuyProduction]

Joe moved away from New York to Quahog because he couldn't stand being around Elaine.

[@ianfinrir8724]

Literally

[@trevorblue4531]

And KRONK moved 2 get away from YZMA!

[@renaissance18]

jerry eyes at 4:58 LOL

[@Harp_and_Guitar_Moving_Forward]

👍🏼

[@rattus3102]

👀 😅😅😅

[@fredyh4310]

I love how Jerry finally got a taste of his own medicine with Elaine saying who is this?

[@sclogse1]

No one could be The Tick except Puddy.

[@Phoenix-pm2qr]

Jerry being the salesman was such a slick move by himself and Larry hahaha

[@FOXZILLA5734]

To this day george has never disclosed of what was the purpose of the candy line up.

[@trevorstatham4451]

Lol Jerry and Elaine casually sabotaging each other's relationships

[@kob5681]

Clearly no one can stand to be with either one of you. Great writing and knowing the characters.

[@chrismacdonald4570]

I want to hear Puddy say just once. " Hey Peter"

[@kirbypuckett2823]

Puddy was an awesome character👍

[@kandoo1316]

Puddy: "I'll tell you what's stupid....You...stupid" & "Yeah?... So are you" Those short pauses from Puddy are what makes this scene so funny. 🤣

[@asheland_numismatics]

The best part was left out. TWIX !!!!!!! 🤣

[@danshort5264]

Just give the high five and get the deal

[@Tripp393]

"How yuh gunna start it?" Perfect delivery

[@thomassaehler9038]

Pay phones...dont see them any more

[@danielb7660]

Puddy was one of the Greats on this show.

[@NoICon66]

Vintage..the pacing was brilliant!

[@farmergeddon7527]

Nice to see a Volvo 850 T-5 Estate from the British Touring Car Championship on the office wall.

[@philochristos]

Puddy was the best side character.

[@TheShadow14150]

Puddy: I don’t wanna get back with her, she’s too bossy! Elaine: ☝️😠 David

[@arkox8]

The chocolate bar 😂😂😂

[@thesupremeduck]

1:04 "jerry your line was 'it just mildly annoys me'"