Jon Stewart and The Best F**king News Team Take on Election Night 2024 | The Daily Show

[@mannekesong]

Jon Stewart is like the orchestra that kept playing while the Titanic was sinking. What a hero! 💕

[@dawnlihle]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@nomennescio7457]

And very professional.

[@TheCommanderFluffy]

"An hero" is a euphemism for suicide.

[@katalahary]

😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

[@robertgaudet7407]

Is that… wait was that? Wait. An hero? Biden was the an hero surely. He jumped on the grenade and threw the election when his party asked him to.

[@Glyn-gq8ts]

America….I never want to hear the phrase “this is not who we are” again. You have elected this man twice now despite everything you know about him so yes, this is who you must be😢

[@imell372]

This is who they are for sure

[@katalac]

Exactly

[@MidnightSonnet]

This isn't who we as a whole are. Just the ones who want a tyrannical ruler and the oppression of minorities.

[@julieboc16]

We are not a monolith so hold your useless criticism to yourself.

[@chrismiko8652]

That’s so true this is now who you are , l am so sorry for all the decent people who will pay the price

[@jregulatori4672]

I haven't been able to smile in the past 3 hours and dreaded trying to sleep. Thanks Jon, again, for giving me a sliver of hope for humanity and giving me a possibility of sleep. I know Jon would never run but for the love of everything, give that idea another chance.

[@KarenSharin]

Nobody with a shred of common sense is sleeping tonight .

[@chrismiko8652]

Sorry but there is very little hope for you now

[@hoffjt1]

@@chrismiko8652 Everyone who is not wealthy.

[@lindaenow7584]

It's over. She did her best and we're proud of her 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@reneeq3122]

I’m sick.

[@tammystockley-loughlin7680]

I'm with you, Desi.😢 Positive vibes from New Hampshire, remember to be kind to each other and yourself during these trying times.

[@chadstan6321]

Trump 2024!!! America has spoken!!!

[@jasonbrownjourno]

@@chadstan6321 has it, tho?

[@Sirius39170]

@@chadstan6321 Indeed, this was a landslide victory for America and the rest of the world. Let freedom ring.

[@SO-if3yn]

That’s the most white woman to white woman communication:) I love it. If you attend workout classes, and enjoy Ugg boots with yoga pants, and a big jackets…then yes I hope these “trying times” will pass smoothly. My grandfathers had to serve in War for their citizenship. You guys are the same.

[@danielroux4645]

Speaking from South Africa: what a sad day for the US and, indeed, for the rest of the world.

[@marneus]

Why? Democracy won.

[@stevedavidson666]

@@marneus No, the billionaires won - and unless you're one of them YOU EFFING WELL LOST YOU EFFING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nathasyapramudita6312]

If you take a closer look, don't you think that it's ridiculous that other country election would determine the outcome of almost 90% countries on earth? Buffles me, everytime I think about it. I'm depressed and terrified at the same times. Not saying if Harris win it'll be better. But Trump? Seriously?

[@stevedavidson666]

Ek stem heeltemal saam met jou, boet. Dit is 'n slegte dag vir die wereld. (Translation for non-Afrikaans speaking people: I completely agree with you, brother, it's a bad day for the world.)

[@vanessamentor1469]

I am South African too. I cannot believe this. Sad day indeed

[@meghanvidler9147]

Best wishes from a devastated Australian. Worried about Ukraine, the effects world wide of tariffs.

[@Sweeetgal8]

We are so sorry.

[@Balloonbot]

Same from the UK. We have our own far right here that I hope Trump won't be able to inspire

[@kristyl933]

Also Aussie, and also very sad and worried for our US friends.

[@hangten1904]

At least you don't have to worry about China in your part of the town. They're working their way from the South China Sea to down under.

[@joenelsaracho4836]

Also the mass deportation next year

[@sarahbirks2694]

To a non American this feels like watching a friend return to an abusive relationship

[@japhalpha]

😢

[@juusan8078]

This is so accurate

[@briannayemm6777]

And everyone who voted Harris are the kids stuck in the middle. 😮‍💨

[@22apage]

That is exactly what this is.

[@mistamycall]

As a Kenyan, I approve this message 😂

[@suzymarie2316]

You tds nuts have been fabulous. Thanks 😂😂😂.

[@therealaintain]

cringe

[@JamieNoah638]

As a German: I'm absolutely terrified. Not just for everyone in the US, but also for the climate, NATO, Ukraine and Gaza and frankly, myself.

[@malachi-]

You create drama to feel important, huh? FEAR is the easiest way to control the masses.

[@anonymousinfinido2540]

@@malachi- when n**i like you exist, whole world feels pain.

[@nicklane9032]

@@malachi- Lol put a water filter on your tap please

[@Denidrakes69]

​@@malachi-Putin said he wants his half of Germany back. Putin is also now your ally, as is Orban, as is Kim Jong Un. Obviously you're happy with that - the rest of us, not so much.

[@topsykrett9171]

I feel you, i am deeply concerned about the security of my kids.

[@LadyJ-zi4cb]

I do not want to hear Anyone who voted for Trump Crying and complaining on how things are going to be you. Voted for him, you got what you wanted.😢

[@mindlessgonzo]

"It won't affect me!"

[@iyamwhatiyam547]

We are all F'd

[@aronkormout9014]

100%

[@coeurdalenegal]

How do you figure that? ​@@mindlessgonzo

[@Tatchko]

@@perrychrispy1 "He's not hurting who he's supposed to be hurting!" Literally every Trumper for the 2nd time.

[@Angela-bk7yp]

Watching from Perth Australia What an insane tragedy

[@kims4333]

Do you have an extra room to rent?

[@KeepItCivilPlease293]

Focus on your own insane country buddy haha we’re doing just fine 😂

[@GhostifiedGhoulishness]

Already been to Australia, here. Anyone in Sweden or Finland have an extra couch I can crash on for 4 years? Would love to visit!

[@sloburnjo]

I am Canadian - keep to your sphere of influence Seems that Aussies have enuff to deal with.

[@tyrannicaltypomichaeltester]

​@@KeepItCivilPlease293 not really

[@dennisalton9531]

We’re lucky to have Jon Stewart back at the daily show.

[@shahoccalifornia7392]

💯 ❤Jon

[@winstonsmith8565]

If he stood up to the dems, they might have had a primary and not given us Kammy. Jon is a phony

[@CyndeLooWho]

Define “lucky”

[@networkcrasher]

The worst thing that ever happened to America is sudden political awareness by folks with no self awareness.

[@therealhaxwell]

Wow.. KZbin comments for the win! Nice wording.

[@marneus]

You mean democrat voters?

[@jasonbarlow8161]

Boom!!!

[@Denidrakes69]

Hmmm, and having their political awakening occur over social media has not helped at all..

[@Kit-se3zs]

I blame Zuckerberg 100%. I'm not even kidding. This wouldn't have happened without Facebook.

[@Notllamalord]

The average empire survives 250 years, we’re at year 248. Right on the money

[@hazardousjazzgasm129]

The ghost of Sir John Glubb laughs

[@69Deez_Nutz69]

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

[@Chris-xo2rq]

Where did you get that stat? Hard to believe that Rome and Egypt don't drag that average much higher... there haven't been THAT many empires.

[@Dbb277-2]

Geez. That’s encouraging. 😢

[@quinnparker6111]

Sounds made up but point taken

[@ArcanisUltra]

Desi Lydic was obviously really upset, and her eyes were red from crying. She is the heart of a lot of us.

[@RippleDrop.]

She knows what's coming. Trump with 100% immunity wanting to leave a mark before he exists this world.

[@CaptainGinyu]

yes, more tears

[@godislove544]

There is nothing to laugh about, nothing....

[@262malulani]

@@CaptainGinyuu really are captain ginyu, favoring the autocracy villains in dbz and in real life

[@IsuiGtz]

I noticed. Her eyes. That's not a bit. These are comedians... that's just grim.

[@gordonhowell9701]

That you guys can make jokes at a time like this is the most uplifting thing - my heart is broken. Thank you for this small relief

[@godislove544]

I dont find anything funny, its a shock and a tragedy and I as a woman feel worse than I ever have about our country and the misogyny that obviously exists.

[@CommissionerSleer]

This is mostly what humour is for. To lift spirits and preserve sanity in dark times. Jon Stewart is a saint.

[@rodintremboy6459]

exactly. we need this now more than ever.

[@wyattstout342]

Don’t worry just continue to live your lives and thank trump when you eventually realize your quality of life has been greatly improved under his leadership

[@sportscardscombat3635]

@@godislove544haha geese well maybe you should’ve have a better candidate.

[@clarekirby4968]

I really thought that common sense would prevail overall in the US. I think what many are saying is right though, racism & sexism are much bigger issues than I thought. Condolences from Australia 🇦🇺🇦🇺🇦🇺🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@ytubeanon]

sux, but I don't think it was racism, Obama won twice

[@jimcarlson1858]

Yes they are I am in TX, and both the racism and misogyny is very deep rooted. Embarrassing and scary...so disappointed. 54 years and it's worse than ever I can't understand this mindset, and I'm done.

[@libi1992]

😢💔

[@monicax7802]

Thank you for your sympathy and understanding. Add to the racism and sexism a deeply ignorant population thanks to the state of the educational system in the U.S., in particular the southern states.

[@waynechan5067]

These issues have just intensified with Trump. America needs to take a hard look in the mirror

[@56kof]

About this election. An old Turkish saying goes like this. "When a clown moves into a palace, he does not become king. The palace becomes a circus". Worries and love from Europe

[@stephenthedude4383]

Painfully true

[@mason96575]

I like seeing this comment on every Daily Show video from the past month+ 😅

[@iadesigns]

Europe isn't fairing any better

[@devilback8871]

Dont know about Europe but Muslims are really worried after Trump win, now why would that be ??? Is Turkey on track to become a bigoted Islamic country like Iran? Hmmm......

[@Somethingrandomlymadeup]

Yea stay in your craphole and out of our politics

[@AlexMourning5635]

I'm so... tired. I thought I felt tired before, but I've never felt this tired.... It was called before people were finished voting in Utah and Pennsylvania and when technical issues were cropping up in voting booths across the country. I don't want to be a conspiracy theorist, but it feels too fast and too pro-Trump. I'll accept it, but it feels so wrong to watch this happen. Thank you again for your coverage, but this is a dark day indeed.

[@JT-gi8rx]

That feeling is due to you only getting your info from the mainstream media, and Hollywood. They are only feeding you anti-Trump propaganda 24/7, so of course you will think it’s a bad thing him winning. Don’t feel down, the cost of living will go down for all Americans. Cost of housing will drop, as will interest rates. War will decrease, corruption will be dealt a major blow as well. A couple examples of your being uninformed: 1. You likely don’t know about the Abraham Accords, for which Trump deserves a Nobel Peace Prize. You also likely didn’t know that Biden/Harris only sent North Carolina hurricane $750 as relief, but it wasn’t even a relief payment, but a LOAN…If that’s what the government did for you, how would you possibly consider voting for Harris? Because a comedian said an off-colour joke at a Trump rally? 🤦‍♂️

[@richardwalton6868]

This is insane. RFK running health. Musk. Deciding Tax policy. Religious running schools

[@chrismiko8652]

Yes leave if you can it will get very bad

[@laurentdeteix3009]

Cannon as Attorney general 😂

[@bimfred]

you forgot Don Jr. 2028

[@bobbobberson5627]

Sounds awesome !

[@CatskillProduction]

lol yeah fixing our awful food supply and rockets that are cheap and actually work? Nah let’s get more astronauts stuck in space at 20x the cost and keep people obese.

[@Courtz_nz]

The rest of the world is watching, and is amazed that you can do this to yourselves again, after everything

[@Bertinator-nm9ld]

Unfortunately, the rest of the world should have probably been a warning sign, in retrospect. Anti-establishment leaders have been winning elections in Europe, in recent years.

[@FeelTheLack]

Don't rub it in, everyone in the comments here is in pain

[@Sweeetgal8]

We are so sorry.

[@RaulRodriguez-tm4tl]

CRY. COPE

[@aminem2080]

after what?

[@rositasultana3958]

Keep on keeping on, dear American friends! Love 💝 from Romania 🇷🇴 stay strong!

[@gv6t8]

its joever bro

[@Randy_Butternubs]

Thank You...😔

[@breakingbacon658]

Nope it’s over. They’re gonna call it in the next hour.

[@ope_jackalope]

appreciate the sentiment, friend

[@Natalieowomeow]

1. How easy is immigration to Romania? 2. How easy is it to acquire estrogen in Romania?

[@kgirlartist66]

Thank you to the Daily show. You have provided humor and support when I thought I'd lose my mind.

[@ArcanisUltra]

It’s a sad day for democracy.

[@ryanfitzgerald9833]

What democracy? Unfortunately all significant power is in the hands of one party. Unfortunately they like to cheat. And even if they didn't have to cheat this time, they will be perfectly happy once they are given legitimate power to cheat to make sure that we can never win again.

[@haterade5137]

You know nothing and shouldn't vote

[@ebonaparte3853]

@@haterade5137Okay troll

[@RizzGyat-vi4ie]

@@haterade5137are u rich poor or middle class

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

The fact that you can vote for your leader is democracy.

[@toddmurphy390]

Time to face the brutal truth it was never about Hilary’s emails and with Kamala it’s not about qualifications. It’s about the number of men that would never vote for a woman against a man for president.

[@katherinesvoboda5989]

This is it but there are women too who wouldn’t vote for one!

[@Denise-cx8jk]

1,000%

[@DawnDavidson]

Honestly, this is what I was afraid of back in June and early July. I’m gonna hold on to some hope yet, but … I feel literally sick at the ignorance and hate I’m seeing play out here.

[@hannah4peace]

And some women

[@joannegrieco8523]

And apparently the women who hate themselves and other women

[@chrisbritt5944]

Jon, please stay on through the next 4 years. I think I speak for many that we'll need your humor to sustain us through some dark times.

[@bellagirlgirl8827]

The only upside to Trump's win are the jokes and derision he inspires.

[@annyeckley5908]

Its going to be alot longer than 4 years. Didnt you hear him say "You only have to vote this one last time, we'll have it fixed so you wont have to vote anymore"?

[@chrisbritt5944]

@annyeckley5908 you sadly are so right. Still in shock and denial.

[@eyanarel4855]

What were the "dark times" four years ago??

[@moldyybaguette]

@@eyanarel4855probably the tax breaks for the filthy rich that made life for middle and lower class so much harder

[@anitainmo489]

Not just anyone, a convicted felon. What a joke the US has become.

[@mjbreeze]

So true and disappointed

[@LongDefiant]

@@anitainmo489 don't blame capitalism

[@itsmini6175]

@@LongDefiant We won’t, we’ll blame the dumb people who voted for him.

[@DietMtnDew]

Have some respect for your new president.

[@lukki1328]

@@LongDefiant capitalism is next to racism litterally the main reason for this outcome...

[@antonstbar4994]

In my office we were watching the map all day and our mood just kept getting worse. This is in Australia and this is horrifying to watch

[@SnoopyReads]

Why do you care if you live in Australia? Americans don't give two shuts about your politics

[@antonstbar4994]

We care because this actually has international implications and effects.

[@kittlee3704]

Maybe I can come live in Australia with you? I’ll bring cookies….

[@richarddegroot1481]

Yes us Aussies care about democracy and you guys. Sad day .

[@antonstbar4994]

@@kittlee3704 bring jolly ranchers

[@alexandelsosa7718]

Don't forget he chooses our next 2 justices who will affect us for the rest of our lives

[@annawalsh1904]

Get ready for women’s rights to fully return to the dark age. Horrifying day.

[@jenjames4113]

If our nation survives that long in this form.

[@robertnapier624]

One of them for sure is Aileen Cannon. She was that judge that delayed one of Trump’s cases long enough for it to get dismissed.

[@jcsv12345]

He will affect the supreme court as much as FDR did.

[@jenjames4113]

@@robertnapier624 He's actually tapped her for a possibility as Attorney General. Nightmare.

[@adrianrafaelmagana804]

I really needed this, Jon, you are more important to this country than you know.

[@TXN4JC]

Watching the late shows is my coping mechanism. If you can't laugh you'll scream.

[@mmabouts]

He's a hack

[@gir271]

I can't believe this. How could this happen? It should not even be close. I'm just sick.😢

[@LibertysetsquareJack]

How could it not happen? Pro tip: listen to actual analysis instead of the xourt5 jesters, such as Stewart et al.

[@ariamason9324]

Putin and Elon have all the tricks.

[@Elthenar]

You're right. If they was any justice Trump would sweep all 50 states.

[@blakswizzy]

New to America? Should've saw this coming from a mile away. There is no way was America electing a woman of color over a convicted white male.

[@mpup54]

This isnt close. Kamala is gonna lose by 86-88 in the electoral count and the national vote as well

[@bigem2166]

I’m in Canada, watch your elections closely ‘cause it affects us. I’m so depressed right now. This makes no sense. How can that man get away with all he does …and spew his vile rhetoric?!? Is America that hateful !??? I’m gonna be sick

[@cvp2000]

I wish I was Canadian😢

[@DarrenD_55]

Me too, me too.

[@Glyn-gq8ts]

⁠his election will have a profound effect on Canada and the world unfortunately. Many of us are as devastated as you.

[@denisen.7096]

Yes, I’m Canadian and sooooo sad about this! It’s gross that a convicted felon would be allowed to be President!

[@RahRan123]

Bro, we're about to elect someone worse than Trump! Poilievre is going to destroy us!

[@CatzCraze]

Condolences from Denmark 😢

[@TealWolf26]

Thank you 🥺❤️ I'm sorry about the next 4 years. I tried.

[@amuletk]

Thank you. Sorry

[@JewlenskyBot-d6c]

Slava Russia 🇷🇺

[@amyf8231]

Thanks. Its horrible

[@scipioafricanus5871]

Trump eyes on Greenland.

[@ivanamiranda234]

Maryland STOOD UP!!!!!! Wooooohooooo!!!!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[@AV-bz2zv]

… so did a majority of other voters who aren’t Maryland! *WOOOHOOOO!!!* Trump 2024 🇺🇸

[@willsmith39]

I can't laugh I just can't. This is horrific. For Ukraine, for healthcare for absolutely everything

[@Rebecca-ef2jo]

For senior citizens, for women for minorities for America!

[@blueberry-ri7eb]

With the Senate and House Trump can do anything. Insane.

[@hollydatsopoulos7998]

@@blueberry-ri7eb also, don’t forget a crooked Supreme Court! 🤬🤬🤬

[@PremierCCGuyMMXVI]

Ukraine is gone :(

[@dmd911rn]

I can’t either. There is nothing funny about this.

[@ScorchedEarthTactician]

Curl up and cry to the end your squirming is joyous🎉

[@Leonaza7]

How is this happening!?! What is wrong with people??? I’m terrified of what this means for our country and democracy. This is worse than when Hillary lost.

[@bobbobberson5627]

Hahaha!

[@tcsnowdream9975]

Right? How could people view a monster like Trump presidential?

[@nicolewalsh6656]

Yeah especially if he had control of senate and congress

[@harlan3103]

We are living in the age of Autocracy.

[@onnol917]

There are many reasons why Hilary lost, she was the one who failed and lost to Trump

[@Benz5469]

I honestly thought that I couldn't get more embarrassed and ashamed of this country in 2016, but I was wrong because this is so much worse. I am just simply disgusted and sickened at this point.

[@DarylBark]

I feel physically ill.

[@UMADl3RO5]

Genuinely ashamed to be American rn

[@tyl812]

​@@DarylBark😂fantastic

[@Collin5719]

Trump had no wars, amazing economy with low interest rates and low gas prices, and cared about our borders. Your candidate and party tried to take Trump out twice, weaponized the justice system to make him a felon and took him off ballots in primaries so people couldnt vote for him, and then Kamala claimed they were going to fix everything wrong when they already had 4 years to do something and did absolutely nothing. The left are tyrants and broke every rule to get rid of Trump, he deserved to win

[@rola1449]

Then you are not a real american.

[@Ed201vzla]

Putin is the biggest winner here.... the slogan should be: Let’s make Russia great again.....................

[@26th_Primarch]

Putin immediately set up wanting peace talks, Hamas is begging for a ceasefire, and China is dropping its aggressive behavior.

[@jaggillar6680]

Thanks Jon. Love your show but not tonight. Just trying to figure out how my two kids with chronic disease will get along without the ACA.

[@diavolorosa]

They will continue to falsely take credit for ACA. There's been no plan to replace with anything better in 9 years and there won't be now. Not even a "concept of a plan"

[@pennygleeson5029]

😪😪😪

[@theekelandfamily8805]

💚

[@tanyahancock9864]

I am so sorry

[@mellyboo513]

Same 😢

[@dinsedale_darby]

I'm crying and I'm so scared right now. I can't believe this country. I don't know what to do.

[@ajkulac9895]

Move to EU?

[@Astrocop17]

Simple, go to bed, get some sleep, go to work, live your life.

[@susiemac4653]

Know you are not alone 😢

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

@@ajkulac9895oh yeah, I’m working toward moving back to the motherland, China, imma work on how I’ll explain this to my ancestors that sacrificed to get me into this country was all totally in vain.

[@MrBrock314]

@@Astrocop17 If only Trump would make it that easy.

[@Alphasnowbordergirl]

There are no real issues for the voters anymore. IF you cared about the economy, it was obvious whose plan was sound and understood how the economy worked and had some plans and policies bring up small business and the middle class. iI it was healthcare, one candidate had a plan to expand it to long term care while the other wanted to cancel it with nothing to replace it. IF its women's rights, you know which to choose. If it was justice system, again pretty obvious. If its diplomacy, one wants to work with our allies, the other with our enemies. It's not about the issues. If you cared about anything that wasn't about entertainment, division and hate, the choice was clear. Tonight showed what was really important.

[@mbn0202]

Indeed, also according to pools people favored Harris over Trump. But not enough of them actually voted. Elon Musk's scam lottery helped Trump in swing states for de-facto stealing the election.

[@meredithtiller2090]

Absolutely. Anyone with a few brain cells functioning would see that the issues caused around the world post Covid were being addressed and the future was improving. This was decided on hate, racism amd misogyny.

[@infin8ee]

Shows the impact and reach of propaganda.

[@FreemanicParacusia]

Guess we get to find out if fascism takes twenty cents off the price of eggs.

[@ft.jackjimmy7282]

“Concepts of a plan” is definitely gonna pay for my stomach surgery, thanks for reassuring me

[@Ed201vzla]

This show will be very important for me in the next 4 years, really hope that freedom of speech holds.......

[@johnbrown6189]

Americans have no idea what they have lost and what they done to themselves.

[@uweschroeder]

They will find out soon enough.

[@geoffreybertonneau8753]

absolutely correct but we will in the next few years.

[@ritalynnlyman9197]

Some of us know. So many of us did not vote for him and do not even relate to our own county now.

[@marcgw496]

@@johnbrown6189 a lot of us do, but apparently a majority don’t. Which is super depressing.

[@SnoopyReads]

What have we lost? He was already president before and nothing happened

[@Chithappens1995]

If you voted for him: congratulations. You deserve everything that he does. You got your guy, so don’t complain about the things that happen next. If you didn’t vote for him: I’m sorry for everything that happens. Keep your chin up.

[@dianau7612]

😢😢😢 it’s awful

[@FordFan-nr2uu]

It won't matter how bad Trump makes things they will still find a way to blame the "Radical Left."

[@amandasshadow9605]

He's gonna destroy us. And I predict they'll find a way to blame Hunter's laptop when it happens. Not themselves...they'll blame everyone except for themselves. My family did NOT vote for that vile piece of excrement. I'm sick inside!

[@coll4455]

❤💔

[@analiares1977]

😢💔 I used to love this country now I am scared of the future.

[@Iggsy81]

This is unbelievable... i guess just spouting lie after lie after lie, being outwardly, blatantly racist and sexist is the way to win. As per usual, our society rewards the worst of the worst.

[@icebergrose8955]

I can't be the only one who thinks this makes no sense. record female voting, where did it go?

[@roberto1697]

When the election is a media game, you get the media man...

[@blueberry-ri7eb]

And Trump will pardon the jan 6ers first thing

[@NANINANI-cs6rn]

​​@@icebergrose8955 who knows

[@EH23831]

I cannot actually get my head around it

[@bekahbabie]

It genuinely makes me so upset to think of how insane this makes my country look not just now, but in the history books in the future. I cannot believe that THIS will be our legacy…

[@user-kh7tg8my4n]

You can now afford food and housing. Congratulations.

[@AustrianPainter14]

I voted for Trump 😊

[@DesertMoon]

So tired of this comment - "things will become more affordable under a Republican president." No, no they won't. That's not how it works. Taxes will be cut, even for rich billionaires. But how much things cost is a separate issue.

[@bekahbabie]

@@DesertMoon don’t forget the crazy tariffs Trump wants to implement too

[@mr_oinkey1785]

​@@bekahbabiethis was my first election I voted in. AND i voted trump.

[@mellyboo513]

So 1930s 🇩🇪 is now at play here in the US almost 100 years later. “Those who don’t learn from history are doomed to repeat it.” And here we are … I’m sick and heartbroken and terrified.

[@reinajalana]

And they're going to make sure we don't learn, or learn a lot less. Removing certain things from the schools. Smdh.

[@tonisodano5472]

PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS NOT TRUE

[@Dbb277-2]

Welcome to WWIII

[@jackweese7879]

@@tonisodano5472 Tump has praised the mustache man, and has claimed he wants to be a dictator

[@theresasantiago1788]

I Am Spartacus 🎉😊 Resistance Is NOT Futile !😊

[@cheekibreekidude2008]

Props to the millions that didn't turn out or voted for Trump. You've ended us.

[@crystall.411]

I saw a lot who said they did (even some democrats) because of economy, which they are misinformed about, trans rights, or abortion rights, seems a lot more transphobic and sexist people than we thought even hidden in the democrats or independents circle.

[@Cant_Believe.]

@@cheekibreekidude2008 you’re welcome.

[@gothic_ace2037]

the independents didnt help, my older sister voted independent this year

[@xenomorpher5458]

Give us candidates who actually represent our needs and we will vote.

[@ciarastone773]

I didn't vote because I live and I'm registered in Kentucky. Besides Gov. Beshear, there was never a point of voting democrat, Kentucky would have NEVER gone blue. So, my vote would have been useless anyway.

[@tjmejak3]

Sad that so many people in this country have decided to go against human rights and also possibly our constitution. I have realized this Country has become the country of hate. I don't even know what this Country is anymore. I will hope that all we fear does not happen and we can get through the next 4 years.

[@SnoopyReads]

You'll be the first to go

[@mnirwin5112]

It won't be four years. Don't you remember he said Americans would never have to vote again if he got in again?

[@tjmejak3]

@@SnoopyReads 😘 Bless your heart. Prayers and thoughts for you. 😳😉

[@JulieQ-qf5ho]

You should have known. America is always the headquater of anti-socialism and a right leaning country among all developed countries. Democracy is not a cure-all. Anti-working class rights will lead to populism and ultimately this situation. The collapse of democracy is the late period symptom but the deterioration began much earlier.

[@afiiik1]

I think a lot of people just didn't care and went with the president=White man, oh hey, and he's entertaining.

[@PatrickGilmore-y1y]

Democracy dies in plain sight.

[@TXN4JC]

With thunderous applause

[@gilbeggergilbegger5819]

you mean when dems let kamala run for president?...

[@ilikecheeseburger42]

How so, democracy choose, and it wasn’t your candidate, so now democracy dies?

[@user-kh7tg8my4n]

people were told to vote one way for democracy which is anti democratic. TRump saved democracy.

[@moosejavian210]

Democracy never existed, It was a fantasy sold by Corporate America. You have been a corpocracy for over a century.. Politicians are puppets for corporate donors and always have been

[@bruce640]

Europe, brace for impact. It's time for Europe to unite and take the lead, just hope we have brave enough politicians...

[@ltwig476]

Europe still has some economic power over our idiot. I hope they can use it wisely to where he can't fully collapse world economies.

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

@@bruce640 they don’t! We are sadly lacking intelligence when it’s needed most

[@ukrmod]

Half of Europe is now right-wing and conservative

[@easyenetwork2023]

That is fine, Europe did it before there was a U.S. for thousands of years.

[@Lita-yr4wt]

Conservatives in every country have been getting feisty since 2016. USA impacts us all.

[@antipop885]

Goodbye democracy 😭😭😭😭😭 Some of us tried

[@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr]

Here comes Project 2025.

[@matte2269]

​@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mrmore like project 1825

[@robynology101]

America is a “constitutional federal republic”. If we ever had a real democracy Trump would have never been elected in 2016 or Bush in 2000.

[@Born_4_Battle]

@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr And the Handmaid's Tale! My heart bleeds for women in America.

[@Zac_Frost]

​@@PAMELAPORTER-ci7mr That was a thing thought up by the Heritage Foundation almost 50 years ago. All those years and right wing presidents later, and it still hasn't happened.

[@rb-pk8ds]

I feel so betrayed. Family, neighbors, friends ... i thought i knew these people. I live in Australia now, and I can honestly say I'm not going back. Thank you for the laughs in tonight's show, you all continue to be awesome. ❤

[@sharynbailey4235]

Watching from Australia & devastated by this incredibly awful result! Don't blame you for staying here.

[@texascontessa5818]

I moved to Italy and I am not going back

[@no3namesalike]

US citizen living in Poland here. I totally understand the sentiment, but I keep having this overwhelming feeling that I have abandoned the people I love. I voted. I was even in the US over the summer. For me, this feels so much worse than 8 years ago when I still lived in the US and could hold the people I love in a time of crisis. I know I personally can't go back to the US and fix everything. And I certainly don't want to live in a second Trump nightmare...but I feel something akin to survivor's guilt right now.

[@NuiYabuko]

​@@no3namesalike Well, Poland and a lot of other countries do also have their Repub-likes.

[@Saerwen_Celeste]

America is tired of giving tax payer money to illegals and funding foreign wars we have no business in. Govt has been the only betrayers here.

[@prole2554]

Ukrainians have fought so hard. I am sorry for you, I'm sorry for us.

[@alfasilverblade]

Rip Ukraine

[@laurlaur1195]

No, ukrainians did not fought so hard. They fled the country by the tens of millions and they expect others to fight for them. I'm not talking about the women and childred, but the draftable men. They were the first to flee. Funny thing is many fled to Russia. They work and live there. BTW. "the sanctions" are just a pretext. The gaspipe in Ukraine is operational, because they bring money for some Biden associates. Yes, you read it right : the russian gas transiting Ukraine brings money. True capitalism.

[@DMilbury]

Listen….. it’s the sweet sound of everyone who thought they knew better than everyone else seething and crying about losing.

[@JK_Clark]

I guess America didn't have an issue electing a really old dude after all.

[@robertnapier624]

Yeah so much for Biden being too old. Ironically Trump will fall apart before our eyes physically and mentally over the next 4 years.

[@schradog01]

​@robertnapier624 everything you say is wrong

[@Kushagra.j]

​@@robertnapier624article 25 and vance takes over. Even better. He's maga and gets our things done but without the hate Trump gets

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

@@schradog01 No it’s not, men of America have let their mothers,wives and daughters down they voted Trump in and the rest sat on their tushes and wouldn’t vote for a woman. Oh yes, you showed us who you were!

[@trax72]

​@@schradog01not really, Trump is already a doddering old fool

[@JBSouls]

My condolences from Germany. Didn't expect to wake up to this mess and have been feeling sick ever since I checked the current results...

[@Collin5719]

Sorry but America likes low gas prices, interest rates, and cost of living. We also like no wars and to have our border secured. Guess which candidate didnt have any of those in their 4 year terms?

[@easyenetwork2023]

@@Collin5719Trump never got us out of Afghanistan. He literally said he would have stayed there.

[@marcomobson]

​@@rola1449Yeah you obviously also liked 1933-1945. 🥴🤦‍♂️

[@notastone4832]

only germans like high energy prices and globalism.. you were whipped by jewish guilt too hard its not your fault.. just wake up before its too late

[@brandonxiong6142]

@@rola1449 wasn't great then. isn't great now. won't be great going forward. No country will respect us. Hopefully you'll understand that he isn't for you, or for me, or the American people; he is only for himself and his billionaire friends. It doesn't surprise me that you enjoy german history, given the parallels of today's republican party and a certain party that ruled over germany around say, the 1940s.

[@kerrygeiling4624]

I'm 40 years old and I have never felt this scared in my life before!!

[@TheIndianJohnSmith]

42, and feeling the same.

[@karendjohnson]

I’m 64 and I know I haven’t.

[@katalac]

@@kerrygeiling4624 I'm 62 years old and have never felt this scared before

[@kyledodson2992]

You’ll live. I’ve seen this same comment for 7 admins. It’s always “the worst”. You will still work, pay your bills and go on to the next day

[@platinumpineapple9943]

A women will never be the president. Let this be the final lesson

[@davidlowery2294]

It's official this country is beyond saving.

[@Artificial-Stupidity]

Jup, the sinking has begun. 😐

[@user-kh7tg8my4n]

he will save you. you had 4 years already. hes great. stop crying

[@AMcGrath82]

@@user-kh7tg8my4n He didn't save anyone the first time. Have you no memory?

[@chrisgilbert3016]

Then might as well leave

[@maximumsingularity7335]

As a European i can’t understand why Americans are so indifferent to all the immoralities, lies, stupidity of Trump. It’s like people forgive him everything and there are no consequences for him. He can do whatever he wants he’ll always get away. That’s probably the saddest thing in this story and that depresses me a lot. Faith in humanity lost.

[@dianaverano7878]

I really thought they would chose somebody else.

[@ecarlino8174]

Teacher here, it’s because most Americans are illiterate. Sadly most of my students can’t read, and definitely can’t think critically, they are all voting now. Many for Trump.

[@teasquared09]

You don’t understand US propaganda.

[@miraonthewall5284]

I know I’m defeated… but something about this election feels so fake and fraud it’s devastating I’m probably not going to go on the internet for a while

[@kuno3336]

As an American, I thought the same thing. Thought the same thing watching what the UK did to itself too. At least France seems to be holding it down?

[@quidproquo9000]

I pray for Ukraine right now.

[@firstlast8258]

Tots and pears 🍐

[@mnirwin5112]

Ukraine is dead. 😢

[@JeanStAubin-nl9uo]

Slava Ukraini!💛💙💛💙💛💙

[@LivN25]

I don’t pray but Gaza, West Bank, and Lebanon need your prayers more.

[@boogiewoogie9770]

Why not equally?

[@Peikkomies]

America is so cooked. NATO, Ukraine, Taiwan and the whole Western alliance with EU is done.

[@ashicks]

@@scottyheav Because we have brains that haven't been washed by propaganda you tool.

[@danielerobbiani2110]

The world is in the hands of hate and corruption , values and honor have no importance anymore .

[@jsvalina3503]

Dude, we are finally going to end wars and start paying off debt...... were going to support the nuclear family. We are going to stop allowing men in women's sports..... oh and we are going to enforce our laws and support law enforcement. Yup bunch of idiots alright.🤡

[@Dalj-Puma]

I wanna cry! I have no words that haven't already been sad.

[@Denidrakes69]

​@@scottyheavthe weird thing is that its your guy who won, right? So why, when a person states what's going to happen, based on the things your candidate said he would do, would you refer to those things as "doom and gloom". You should be yelling "yeah, that's exactly what's going to happen. That's why we voted for him. We listened to what he said, and we hate the constitution, democracy, and our allies as much as he does!" But no, you do understand it's a bad thing, you just chose to ignore it..

[@scottyoung7414]

Great episode. Love the parody of the voting graphic board. I lean right, but always watch CNN for their map guy, he’s truly incredible and stays with the data and has so much inside info

[@margob6203]

Canada is heartbroken right along with you. 🇨🇦🇺🇸

[@carlyar5281]

Yup. 😢😭💔🇨🇦🇺🇸

[@sniffannefranksashes8473]

Day of the Rake soon, maple monkey...

[@mnirwin5112]

Agreed. 😢

[@meredithtiller2090]

Australia also 🇦🇺 🪃

[@TS-xi4io]

Most of the civilized world are 😢

[@Jujouna]

It's absolutely horrifying that despite everything that man has said and done, the American people have voted for him again! I'm sorry for everyone who voted blue, but to all the others: don't complain when the country goes down the drain with this imbecile at the head of government! My sincerest condolences from Germany.

[@e.mmacarr]

Very few lucky states will be just fine. I live in Minnesota, thankfully. Our lives won’t change much at all. Sadly that’s not how it will be for everyone in each state. :(

[@TheSangson]

Keep your condolences. What do you think is gonna happen to us here in Germany once King Trump leaves NATO? Do you you think Putin will refrain from using tactical nukes in Ukraine? Cause, you know, next year maybe he won't have to, and then, I guess that war will swiftly be over. And then he'll have a LOT less stopping him from going for Poland next.

[@easyenetwork2023]

Don’t feel sorry for Democratic voters, support us.

[@easyenetwork2023]

@@e.mmacarrWe assume that. But I sure as heck will never want to set foot in a state with an abortion ban while married, won’t live in a state where Democrats are hated, and won’t support leaders who hate me.

[@e.mmacarr]

@@easyenetwork2023 I don’t blame you. I feel lucky to live in MN every day. Education, health and services are excellent here. For a reason- we elect amazing people.

[@snipingway]

I really thought hate wouldn't win.

[@BLaCkKsHeEp]

Exactly. Hate didnt win tonight.

[@RippleDrop.]

It's long enough from 1930 for society forget the horrors.

[@Christoph5782]

We saw this story in 2016. This country would vote in a serial killing, child touching, plane hijacker, before voting in a Woman has president. Had the Blue Team stuck with Biden, the results very well may have been different. Which is insane since Kamala is the better candidate, but this country isn’t logical

[@howardbrawnsson2303]

Stupidity won

[@bigem2166]

I thought the joy and excitement would turn out voters bigger than 2020! Biden got 81 million… how can Harris be just around 62 million at 11:45pm mountain time !???

[@jehanneith1884]

Jon Stewart For President 2028 💙💙💙💙

[@Theycallmemusicole]

I fought for Democracy and lost.

[@omowhanre]

If voting is all you did, you didn’t fight.

[@albert2006xp]

Well, Democracy led to this result. Giving a vote to uneducated people that just vote against whoever is in office based on whether they personally felt richer 4 years ago. That and the Electoral College but let's not pretend it should be this close in the popular vote. Democracy ended itself. What will come is worse but still.

[@Bertinator-nm9ld]

​@@omowhanreWhat are you suggesting? What are you planning to do?

[@junkies1111]

Democracy is fought with blood and sacrifice. Have u done that? Lol

[@Bertinator-nm9ld]

@@junkies1111 Isn't that specifically NOT how democracies are supposed to settle problems, when the vote doesn't go our way? I'm pretty sure a major component of democracies is supposed to be NOT having civil wars

[@williamg780]

I’m the only male in a class about gender and law. I have gotten to learn a lot from these insanely intelligent women. I’ve never said this with as much meaning as I’m saying this now: my heart aches for them. This is a terrible day in American history, if not among the most shameful.

[@ArtyFactual_Intelligence]

Thank Rupert Murdoch.

[@ayebing]

Ask them why they supported a candidate , no questions asked , and with a 1% approval rating who never even went through a primary?

[@normabaker5837]

Unfortunately a significant number of women were complicit in this mess.

[@ayebing]

@@normabaker5837the only comment I’ve seen that’s accurate.

[@bobbobberson5627]

@@williamg780 why would you take that class???? CRY

[@victoryusmc]

As a veteran, I'm ashamed of this country.

[@theekelandfamily8805]

Thank you for your service sir. I am heartbroken. It felt like a bad dream. I am not even american.

[@Siegefya]

Dude, same. Semper Fi...smh. hopefully the VA stays in tact under these mfers.

[@BadOompaloompa79]

We won't come back from this.

[@agtv_media]

@@BadOompaloompa79take heart

[@vanessamentor1469]

@@theekelandfamily8805 I AM SOUTH AFRICAN I AM SHATTERED

[@diaboli5205]

Trump BABY

[@ray.shoesmith]

Okay America, you're disowned. Best wishes for your future endeavors. Signed, the rest of the normal world.

[@alexvennard]

It's utterly confounding!!! The people I know worked really hard in Michigan!!! We knocked on doors every weekend to educate and get it the vote. I am s.t.u.n.n.e.d.

[@KingAmroth]

Yeah. Fair. Be well, rest of the world.

[@Jhubben]

Hardly fair. About half of us voted against him. It could have been more if Harris hadn't alienated pro palestinian voters.

[@play-fool]

cant even blame you.

[@bscats1]

Don’t blame you at all. I, I don’t even know what to say. I am so ashamed of my country.

[@catchthisbuck]

I never would have dreamed I'd be so utterly disappointed and embarrassed to be an American....my heart is truly broken 💔...we are so unbelievably f***ed😣

[@mattjohnson8631]

Better get used to it

[@Opm0316]

So heartbroken right now. I cried. I haven’t been affected by an election this much. I can’t believe it. I guess America chose a 78 year old corrupt, racist, convicted felon than an intelligent woman prosecutor. Why😭

[@thecoronerprod7493]

Haha cry harder, BIG TRUMP BOI!!

[@chalkandcheese1868]

At least you're taking it well

[@adammotschenbacher8473]

It’s going to be okay

[@AgentSnowpuff]

No matter what the result is, I don't think my faith in my country is ever going to recover from seeing how half of the population still emphatically supports him.

[@Hegde-]

Nobody supports him. We just dont want an isreal supporter 'bombela' in the office🤷

[@leslieestrada1459]

Exactly

[@Shadowdoc26]

So we’re supposed to support a DEI hire who slept her way to the top and never told us policy details and made the cost of living a nightmare

[@XanderRadev]

@@Shadowdoc26 You are literally insane

[@h.neubert8770]

@Shadowdoc26 Inacurate. She was Vice, not president. And even a president needs the senate, that has a republican majority. So when are you going to ask your republican representatives to take responsibility as well?

[@jbrown8566]

Who would have thought… the movie Idiocracy was actually a prophecy!!!

[@TXN4JC]

Rogan was the final push over the finish line. 🤦‍♀️

[@Smhatyoufools]

​@@TXN4JCAw yes he gave Trump a final push! Now we can reverse this 'Idiocracy' society back to normal! 😂 Trump 45 47 🇺🇸

[@r0mangamezzz]

Not even Jon Stewart could make me feel better, its a whole new low

[@katalac]

I know

[@jeffreyramsaur796]

Yup 😢

[@goeienacht]

Right. I genuinely feel nauseous.

[@Astrocop17]

Kind of sad that he ever could

[@jwew7690]

its no longer a joking matter.

[@humblegamer93]

Why is America so dumb😢

[@hoffjt1]

Defunding of Education over the last 50 years has paid off. During the debate she blatantly destroyed him with facts and class, he had insults. That is Idiocracy.

[@Bryan-yx2rt]

Got to have cheaper gas, nothing else matters

[@meryldykstra2538]

Feeling smug and entitled for way too long. Now we join the worldwide misery fest of our small minded Humanity. Alien handlers, please HELPPP!!!

[@dennisveazey4469]

@@humblegamer93 see all those poorly educated red states in the south? There's your answer. 😔

[@satorukuroshiro]

I wish there was a simple answer to that, but what we are seeing here is a plan that has been in the making since the 1870s.

[@mvvpro8688]

It's like having a poll at the end of Silence of the Lambs and finding out that over half the audience is rooting for Hannibal Lecter.

[@jasons5916]

Or Buffalo Bill

[@Notorious_F.I.G.]

The late, great Hannibal Lecter?

[@judgesaturn507]

@@Notorious_F.I.G. He wants to have you over for dinner

[@squirrelnibbler19]

Literally

[@oshi990]

So true!

[@nerminsnowhuseinbasic9340]

TDS has a severe case of TDS

[@sahagun71]

We are all in a state of SHOCK!

[@nadominhoca]

Im in shock you didn’t knew that this was coming

[@narelle-creative-arts]

Did the “state of shock” vote blue or red 😢

[@thierryorella7017]

Here in Italy i we are scared about your decisions... Please don't destroy world economy or mess with Taiwan and ....of course you are gonna let Putin destroy Ukraine... Congratulations

[@JK_Clark]

Is that one of the swinging ones?

[@Jonsiebert1]

Just remember it's definitely not everybody and sane people's decision.​@thierryorella7017

[@johntuel2375]

I truly didn't expect to see the end of America in my lifetime.

[@bobhope4288]

Historians claim the average empire lasts 250 years. 2024-1776=248 I think we can make it another 2 years before it all falls apart. But 4 years? I'm not holding my breath.

[@nikolatovar9884]

@@saddamsassi8264 He moved it even closer! Someone going in reverse! Thanks!

[@UberOwl]

You say that every time a republican wins anything 😂

[@valdi1523]

I didn't either. I really hate my so called fellow citizens for being such tratiors to Democracy and all of us. I feel the same way about the media. They could have stopped this the whole time.

[@greensleeves32]

@@saddamsassi8264 ignorance is bliss I guess. Must be nice

[@Rimmsolin]

I’m so heartbroken. I couldn’t turn one vote to Harris in my circle. So many friends and family voting against their interests and saneness.

[@MrRolandMichel]

It's a Very Sad state indeed! Hard to believe the abject ignorance of folks, to allow this wanton criminal Back into the White House, it's truly stunning and very, very depressing!

[@Soapgirl64]

What was their reason?

[@notaspeck6104]

Don’t get sad get mad. Even if he wins, it’s not over.

[@ahunt1054]

Remind them of this when they complain about the economy or inflation or health costs, etc. I’m sad because they chose a dictator over this countries course democratic values. This is not America anymore.

[@SK-yt2dx]

The right-wing propaganda machine has grown too big and unchecked

[@imacowboysamurai]

don't need to burn books when you have US education system

[@TXN4JC]

Wait until we get the Trump youth through the private voucher system.

[@williamrudd6918]

go back learn math and what a woman is then come back talk to the grow ups

[@ilikecheeseburger42]

@@williamrudd6918exactly😂

[@user-kh7tg8my4n]

Vast majority of teachers are democrats. Theres the education for you.

[@dickpadovini3560]

You know what is amazing about America? If you don't like it your free to leave.

[@boogerpicker8104]

Just unbelievably disappointed in this country.

[@Astrocop17]

Maybe next time pick a decent candidate, one who doesn’t have Alzheimer’s or is completely clueless.

[@godislove544]

@@Astrocop17 Your misogyny is undeniable.

[@Astrocop17]

@@godislove544 Hardly, Joe is obviously compromised and while I would gladly take Condoleesa Rice as my President, Harris was a flawed candidate.

[@friedpickle9828]

​@@Astrocop17I agree the candidate could have been better, but look at Trump's actions and what he says and tell me how anything is positive? In this election, Kamala had to be perfect while Trump just skate by saying anything he wanted, like nothing mattered.

[@Astrocop17]

@@friedpickle9828 Policy over popularity. She had no policies…..worse she said she wouldn’t have changed Biden’s, which have been predominantly horrible. Look at gas, interest rates, crimes rates…. Pretty simple. People are voting for their families and the policies that will help them.

[@KaneCunico]

Hi Team USA, my condolences, commiserations, and thoughts and prayers. Get well soon. Love from Singapore 🇸🇬

[@JeanStAubin-nl9uo]

Thank you Singapore. We will get well in 4 years when Trump is no longer president.

[@Hillwisekid]

I don't think we will. This cements Trump as the head of the GOP. Until he dies he will have complete control over the party. Even after he dies the crazy will continue because it works. That nothing to say about the conspiracy theories that will come out after his death no matter what the cause will be. The ONLY solace is that no one else has been able to pull off the same stunts as Trump without being rejected by the people for whatever reason. He has some strange problem to make people believe what he says even regardless of reality.

[@6262742]

I, my sons, friends (from CA) and millions others are proud to the fact that we didn't vote for this felon as our president. He and his mobsters will ruin the country for sure.

[@johndavid2042]

In four years, assuming that there is still a democracy, right?

[@Maxშემიწყალე]

@@johndavid2042 Why didn't it end in 2016-2020? Oh right, you live in a bubble.

[@play-fool]

It's not just that people didn't vote for her It's how many people were willing to vote for Trump. again. im finding it unfathomable

[@kamalisaravanan3391]

No, the former is true. Her own base did not vote for her, they would have if she didn't actively fund a genocide.

[@Phil_529]

A guy who spent the last 4 years crying about a "stolen" election with zero proof. These people sure do love a conman.

[@carloscabrera7073]

From what I'm seeing, he got millions LESS votes than last time. Just saying.

[@EmbassyNerdcore]

Because they don't "Vote Republican" They ARE "Republicans". Asking them to flip is literally asking them to turn on their entire culture and way of life. They are as different a race of people to liberals as Jamaicans and Pakistanis.

[@janharg1]

Elon’s sweepstakes for votes may have helped. Why are we so afraid to prosecute wealthy a**holes in this country?

[@nailingjellotoawall]

If I was in the left camp, this is definitely where I would have wanted to be to lessen the blow. Jon is a gift in tense situations, I'll give him that, I always have.

[@julia8222]

You know what? I refuse to give up. I'm grieving deeply. I'm disgusted and horrified, especially for my fellow women. But when I've finished grieving, I'm going to keep fighting for the future and principles of equality and peace. The women in my family are not going down without a roaring fight. As my grandmother used to say, "often beaten, never defeated."

[@user-dn4fu8uy2q]

We need this optimism

[@martavdz4972]

Absolutely. Please take inspiration from the millions of people that fought oppressive regimes. It will be exhausting, but their experience is recorded and you can take courage from it. You're standing on the shoulders of giants.

[@ActuallyAchillez]

Race has been called. You can give up now.

[@zackcinq-mars2129]

@@ActuallyAchillez Learn the phrase "win with dignity, lose with humility." Your candidate has won, there is no need to gloat.

[@ChrisWaltz-z9i]

@@zackcinq-mars2129 It’s all some of them were looking forward to though. It’s why they were okay with voting for a guy who says dictators are awesome.

[@muddyotterspottery569]

I am so concerned about Ukraine and NATO.

[@JeanStAubin-nl9uo]

Me too. Devastating. Slava Ukraini!💙💛💙💛

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

Be scared for your children, you’ve lost your minds, your souls.

[@junkies1111]

Worry about your country first before worrying about others.

[@TessTearoe-zp5xv]

@@junkies1111 How’s that working for US,

[@adinahirschmann3112]

So is this American.

[@NoName-hc4sb]

German here. I thought I would never have to hear from this horrible person again, but now I sit here in complete disbelief. How come? If what is now emerging is confirmed, we can all - and I mean everyone worldwide - prepare for bad times. 😢

[@sabrinamorrow3517]

I’m an American currently living in Germany and I just want to stay here. I understand Germany isn’t perfect, but it’s better than the alternative.

[@alro11]

@@sabrinamorrow3517stay there

[@salpairadice]

and its our friends and family who put him back in power. can you imagine how we feel right now?

[@cineast1980]

Yes... Flüsterwitze having a comeback in the US then. Who would have thought...

[@paulinelambert7780]

trump forefathers came from germany. you guys practically spawned this evil

[@paulashealthyliving]

Canadians are in shock.

[@vinceaaron8921]

don't be as we'll be in the same boat shortly

[@july381]

I‘m from Germany and I’ve been following the whole thing since Kamala Harris was announced as the new candidate for the Democratic Party. Since that day I‘ve been looking for news everyday. For the last two weeks I done nothing else than watching the American news and what is going on in America. I or we are were ready for the first madame president. The results are so strange to me or to us because Trump wouldn’t even have a chance here. I’m speechless! I‘ve been up the whole night trying to relax me nerves but this is to crazy. I dreamed about trump winning and it felt very bad. I know a lot of people are I pain. So are we. Best wishes for your future from germany

[@aljoschalong625]

Naja, prinzipiell hast du ja recht. Aber unser Kanzler hat ja auch einigen Dreck am Stecken. Nicht vergleichbar mit dem geisteskranken Verbrecher …. aber auch nicht toll. Und die Rechtsradikalen sind ja auch in Deutschland auf dem Vormarsch. Ich denke, das Experiment Demokratie ist endgültig gescheitert. Das Problem war ja immer schon, dass uninformierte Wähler Demokratie zur Farce machen. Wenn man die Intelligenz des Durchschnittsmenschen ansieht und sich dann klar macht, dass die Hälfte noch dümmer ist… Uninformierte, nicht besonders Schlaue wählen solche, die über andere herrschen wollen - auf Dauer ist das problematisch. Und da Bildung und normale Anständigkeit auf der Intensivstation liegen, wird's nicht besser werden.

[@thomasnikolaus4395]

You'll see, Merz is basically the same.

[@aljoschalong625]

@@iambatman.5894 In what way was he better than Biden? The crime rates under Trump were higher, xthousand people died needlessly, America became the laughing stock of the world. And you think that's fine?

[@rafflesmaos]

@@iambatman.5894 Except that time he had some people that could critique him and not let him make any completely horrible decisions. This time around he has full power to do anything at all that he wants, and sycophants instead of potential contrarians.

[@BradTheAmerican]

@@iambatman.5894 Last time he wasn't threatening to send the military after the opposing party. And he was only threatening to lock up Hillary in 2016 and Biden 2020, but in 2024 he's threatened to lock up anyone who criticizes him, anyone who didn't let him steal 2020, anyone who isn't on his team.

[@sharonconnolly3644]

Aussie here - I cannot get over this - I hope you will be OK !!!

[@karendjohnson]

I seriously doubt if we will. Thank you for your concern!

[@satorukuroshiro]

Sadly, this may affect all of you across the ocean too. It's well known that the Australian government tends to follow the US, including in foreign policy. We appreciate the sentiment, but focus on keeping your government from becoming as bad as ours is looking for *hopefully* only the next four years.

[@Sweetpea064]

Can I come live with you? 😩

[@ThatEmpath]

We will be if we leave the country now

[@a.r.9357]

I hope we all will be ok. It's looking bleak for Ukraine, it's looking bleak for the world.

[@jamesk8s1]

How truly sad for Lincoln, Washington, Jefferson....for all the soldiers who died in WW1 & 2, in the Civil war, the Revolutionary war.....all their sacrifice, all their struggle to bring us to this point only to have us willingly, so easily and so mindlessly throw it all away. Our top top generals, DT's VP, all his top cabinet members and staffers all warned us....and we chose this. This is the end of America, the planet, Europe and our democracy....

[@izabelasiczek3547]

No silence English believed the rich and voted construct their rights and came out of Europe now they crying

[@Crabcakes-yk6kg]

I can’t make excuses. You are right. This is reality now.

[@fredzzkid]

My heart is so broken. I guess I didn't really expect this from my fellow citizens. I hoped in the end we would show the world that we reject all the negative things the little megalomaniacal wanna be dictator stands for. Instead I have to somehow accept that I live in a country that is full of hate. I'm just so sad.

[@skillethead15]

We have no choice but to keep going forward. We made it through one Trump presidency, we will make it again. We just have to hope SCOTUS doesn't ruin us for the next 50 years.

[@liammorris7324]

Do you think those soldiers wouldve fought for the allied powers if they new where we were headed socially here? Rockwell was popular until assassination.

[@nealfager8126]

Any government that gives its citizens the chance to vote for a criminal as president is already way to broken for me to care much about at all!

[@tulamar]

Stay strong guys and much love from Germany

[@christopherluke9658]

The irony

[@ryanhernandez8324]

Congrats on the trans law! I miss Europe already.

[@charleygnarly1182]

You people are delusional.

[@Beebs13304]

​@@charleygnarly1182SO DELUSIONAL OOF

[@kal17-qk2wx]

@@ryanhernandez8324Going to get repealed again in the longrun. Just a matter of time. The wedge between the AfD and the CDU or rhe CDU itself wont be stable forever. Just take a look at other european countries. Hate to break it to you but the trend is not your friend.

[@spunstricken9065]

I’m just so stunned, I can’t even laugh. Thank you for coming back, Jon and trying to whip up the enthusiasm for democracy.

[@easyenetwork2023]

He never should have bugged out in 2016.

[@u.synlig]

This result actual frees up a lot of headspace and heartspace, so I can refocus and just think about me. This is, clearly, not the country that I grew up loving and having pride in; so, let it go -- and, with it, all of my concerns for other places and people that relied upon the country's renowned character and status in the world. I'm starting to feel so much lighter, and self-concerned, already! 👍

[@Chris_Stanley007]

I absolutley don't blame you, I'm done. America is phoqed.

[@iyamwhatiyam547]

Sounds a little Stockholm syndrome to me.

[@jenniferdennis6465]

❤️‍🩹

[@JAP42]

You're delusional. This is the start of a black period in history for the entire (formerly) free world.

[@samlo_xo]

I can’t even begin to explain how disappointed I am in the people of America right now. Anyway, thank you all so much for keeping our spirits up and getting us through these difficult and terrifying times. I wish I could say it’ll be okay, but all I can say is we’re definitely going to need you if we want to get through this. We’re all in this together. Stay strong, friends.🩵