"hey, you thought I was fucking licking her fucking carpet, but why you thought that I hit you with a fucking dropkick" - actually in tears of laughter
@Chops_4114 Жыл бұрын
I choked on a some breakfast I was cooking had to replay it.
@christophergargaro959 Жыл бұрын
Brian's belly laugh always gets me 🤣
@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 Жыл бұрын
I wish jim cornette was british, hed be our national hero over here
@gogomarioloshi Жыл бұрын
"Wait, is that actually your mom? She doesn't look older than yo-" *WHAAM*
@thamayor6324 Жыл бұрын
I don’t think i ever laughed this hard in my life 😂😂
@YAYCONFORMITY Жыл бұрын
Sometimes I wake up at night in a cold sweat thinking about how I never got closure on the Beaver Cleavage storyline.
@asurlybarber3620 Жыл бұрын
I wake up to find that I have the day off due to weather, and I find a new anti-Russo Corny rant waiting for me. Christmas has come two days early.
@hughmorris2078 Жыл бұрын
A festivus miracle!
@danthemancushecan Жыл бұрын
Indeed brother!!
@sethputnamsghost Жыл бұрын
Ha ha!!🤣👍
@bryskyline Жыл бұрын
Fantastic lol
@smokeysalmon68 Жыл бұрын
You've come too early by the sound of it
@desertrider1973 Жыл бұрын
Jim has called shitstain MANY names over the years . But hearing him call him “you loaf of unbaked dough” literally made me stop in my tracks and start screaming laughing
@kennethgreggs5903 Жыл бұрын
I'm still crying!
@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 Жыл бұрын
This has been jims greatest rant in a while, i was crying laughing during the entire video
@XombieLejon66 Жыл бұрын
As far as bread related analogies, can't beat Jim calling someone a "half-baked brown n' serve roll covered in pubic hair"
@russellcampbell3500 Жыл бұрын
@@nero48 very true. He is unmatched in quality and quantity.
@MdlAgedHeadbanger Жыл бұрын
I have to work that in as an insult in the next month!
@daleharris3809 Жыл бұрын
Vince Russo: I'm not going to waste my time explaining to you where this is going. Also Vince Russo: Writes an entire article trying to explain where this is going.
@manuelper Жыл бұрын
I hated Russo's booking and hate having to defend him but (a) the website is paying him and (b) I think (key word!) that Russo is just trying to sink into a heel persona. It's phony, like his booking, but I won't fault him for doing it since he's getting paid.
@daleharris3809 Жыл бұрын
@@manuelper Kind of just reinforces Cornette's point though that Russo will say anything as long as he can draw another check from the wrestling business. It's funny how Russo claims to always be damaged and victimized by this business, yet he's constantly clamoring to get back into it, and this is the only way how he can since no halfway reputable promotion-or AEW-will answer his calls.
@manuelper Жыл бұрын
@@daleharris3809 Don't disagree, Russo has the proverbial victim mentality.
@MrRjh63 Жыл бұрын
Even in his article he swerves ppl.
@SamsarasArt Жыл бұрын
BrO
@christophergargaro959 Жыл бұрын
Headline says 'Russo' on a Cornette video = I click immediately. Don't even care what it's about. This never ever (EVER) gets old. 🤣
@savagecatgt Жыл бұрын
Twinsies! I love his Russo rants.
@ADAMdinho1 Жыл бұрын
@@savagecatgt Tripletsies! I love his Russo rants.
@michelledavidson819010 ай бұрын
Oh yeah same Jim's Russo rants never get old.
@stueyfx93506 ай бұрын
I was as going to give this comment a like but it's on 69 😅
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
This is just gold. Between Corny’s one liners and Brian laughing his ass off, just put this one in the hall of fame right now.
@AxeDharme Жыл бұрын
This one and the one about Finn Balor are diamond tier excellent 😂
can we have a hall of fame of Jim's best moments on this podcast
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
@@supernik6569 “Mustang on the fence” “Tessa taking a shit” “The Brandi/Jade Cargill promo” “The Kenny King story” “the Terry Landell story” Anything involving Shitstain or Jim Herd There’s a start.
@steveaustin330 Жыл бұрын
“Candidly, he’s got serious, serious, and I’m speaking from experience, he’s got serious mental health issues. There’s no doubt in my mind, and I’ve said it for years.” - Jeff Jarrett
@eugenen1585 Жыл бұрын
This the same Jeff Jarrett who got fired from his previous two jobs in wrestling, one of which was because he kept showing up to work drunk? That's the Jeff Jarrett lecturing about mental health?
@NJones-ru4hu Жыл бұрын
@@eugenen1585 Yeah, that guy is successful in wrestling, Russo is not.
@frankvonfrauner Жыл бұрын
@@eugenen1585 It's called experience and expertise.
@pendafen7405 Жыл бұрын
What's lovely is, this quote out of context could easily refer to either Vinny Ru or Corny. These crazy bastards deserve each other.
@DamnitBobbeh2399 Жыл бұрын
@@pendafen7405 nah, Cornette understands wrestling. Russo only understands 90s crash TV
@Imdarkmaster999 Жыл бұрын
"...the homophobic fear..." I almost choked on my lunch hearing that brilliant expression
@EvanSchatz Жыл бұрын
Homophobic Fear*, capitals
@misterelom Жыл бұрын
Constantly hearing Jim say "Capitals" while reading Vince Russo's column had me cracking up laughing. I can totally see Russo typing a column like that.
@harveycryst222 Жыл бұрын
Can hear Russo voice too
@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS Жыл бұрын
@@harveycryst222 its weird to hear it in Russo's voice WITHOUT (capitals) Bro in the end of each sentence.
@harveycryst222 Жыл бұрын
@@insignificantaftermathPROJECTS 6:34
@myfriendisaac Жыл бұрын
SAME!!! I’m over here dying 😂🤣🤣
@JeffBird8611 ай бұрын
The way cornette describes Russos writing style makes Russo sound like frank miller.
@Debrody1 Жыл бұрын
OMG Vincce Russo is the best. I still remember the match he booked at Wrestlemania 3. That is when The Honky Tonk Man slammed Andre the Giant. Then the Macho Man ran down to the ring to Slam Andre, but before he could Elizabeth grabbed Andre and Slammed him. Bobby The Brain Heenan was so mad he then slammed Andre. At that point Vince Russo descended from the rafters to the theme "Sexy Boy" and slammed Andre. He grabbed the microphone and said "Wooooo, if you smell what the crock is smoking."
@bobcanfield8031 Жыл бұрын
That’s too good to be written by Russo
@lukelee79677 ай бұрын
Vince Russo wouldn't write Elizabeth to slam Andre. He'd write her lie about be pregnant.
@daveyddunne Жыл бұрын
That line about: "you thought I was licking her carpet, but really, I hit you with a dropkick", when trying to explain Russo's rationale, almost killed me 😂 Absolute gold... I literally burst out laughing in Tesco, queuing up with my shopping
@MarquisLeary34 Жыл бұрын
That should be a wrestling meme, I swear....
@mrperson2804 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying at that bit
@philoreilly1800 Жыл бұрын
"...but while you thought that, I hit you with a fucking dropkick" hahaha
@austinbell483 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣☠️
@gogomarioloshi Жыл бұрын
Imagine announcers having to explain that shit. "Jack Jackson is bewildered by Beaver kissing the woman rumored to be his mother on ringside and Beaver is taking total advantage of it. Right before the break, Beaver landed a huge dropkick and he's been in control ever since."
@brandonperkins176 Жыл бұрын
"An eggplant would've figured it out" as Cornette would say. Loving this burial of Vince Russo
@ronaldbrush4373 Жыл бұрын
That sounds like something Cornette would say.
@richardwolcott5567 Жыл бұрын
Is Jim calling shit stain a mental incompetent?
@brandonperkins176 Жыл бұрын
@@ronaldbrush4373 don't forget the King of All Dumb Fucks😂
@atimetraveler4910 Жыл бұрын
I believe he said this in his during his time with tna vid and somethin to do with eric young scared of his own fireworks and falling
@brandonperkins176 Жыл бұрын
@@atimetraveler4910 I remember that and it stuck with me. Lol
@ISLAVERDE29 Жыл бұрын
I was 14 when this shit took place. I saw the vignettes and thought "what the fuck is this?". CAPITALS!!!!
@DonGreks22 Жыл бұрын
This is gonna be one of those Cornette rants i go back to again and again when I need a good laugh.
@Mr.GoldCoast516 Жыл бұрын
@Nero or the epic burial of white lightning Tim Horner
@Sirloin97 Жыл бұрын
@@Mr.GoldCoast516or jelly nutella setting his foot on fire
@DonGreks22 Жыл бұрын
Glad Im not the only one who shares theswe sentiments. LOL
@jv4xn Жыл бұрын
i like his reaction to johns return on his anniversary and nikki bellas comments on vader hof induction
@CasualGamerGameplay Жыл бұрын
I have a playlist of his rants on Russo
@Dan-ni7qv Жыл бұрын
98 percent of Wrestlecrap's material we're just Russo's ideas
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
That's not a fair assessment. Only 75% was Russo.
@hwogrillo Жыл бұрын
@@Vagajammer The other 25% is Shockmaster
@sdd619 Жыл бұрын
Actually Wrestlecrap use to make fun of Vince Russo alot.
@mrdethbuzzard4885 Жыл бұрын
A bunch of Memphis gimmicks as well
@nickhughes8179 Жыл бұрын
I'd say, 75% Shitstain, 5% wrestling in 1995, 5% Jim Herd, 5% scummy happenings that anger the fans, 5% Awful short lived promotions like WWA, WXO, XWF, and Herb Abrams' UWF, and 5% Shockmaster.
@SpockvsEgon Жыл бұрын
Wrestlecrap was the website that first informed me of how insane Vince Russo and his booking style were. They ripped his writing apart in their articles and in two different books. I respected the fact that they brought him onto the show as a guest after they had ripped on him, but I never thought I would see the day he be here a staff writer for them. In fact, they announced that as an April Fool's joke years ago.
@abcsin6526 Жыл бұрын
Probably, nobody care about wrestlecrap,so I guess they have to use Vince russo ,so that anyone could care about wrestlecrap
@perfectblindguy Жыл бұрын
True...wrestlecrap used to kick all kinds of ass...;)
@aswinastro10 ай бұрын
@@abcsin6526As they say in Media - There is NOTHING called Negative Publicity and "Controversy creates Cash"- Vince Russo brings both.
@DMMDestroyer9 ай бұрын
Wrestlecrap was a blast to read in the 2000s. It was botchamania in written form with talented writers RD Reynolds and company with hilarious historical takes.
@televiper11 Жыл бұрын
Russo will blame anyone but himself. But if you’re a writer and can’t get your material over, it’s on you as a writer. Russo single-handedly destroyed the wrestling business.
@creoleDJ Жыл бұрын
People can say what they will about Eric Bischoff; but for all his faults, Bischoff DOES at least admits his screw-ups. Russo will throw a hand grenade into a shopping mall and blame the shoppers for being there on Black Friday and blame the pin for not being in the grenade….
@StonyHeatbag Жыл бұрын
A Christmas miracle!!! A Cornette Russo clip to warm my heart.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
I just had a flashback to Tourette's-era Golddust. "....to warm the cock-cock-cock...cockles of my heart!"
@StonyHeatbag Жыл бұрын
@@zlinedavid POP!!
@johnnytoure9819 Жыл бұрын
It may be easy to criticize Russo but here's what really hits me about this column- Vince Russo describes himself as some kind of visionary with some revolutionary outlook, like "others would have done this but I don't write TV that way!" like he's David Lynch or something- and then, it's a parody/satire of 1960s pop culture that Vince Russo watched as a little kid. How is that visionary or groundbreaking??
@gjfwang Жыл бұрын
He's a moron that thinks he's the smartest guy in the room. Its not rare. He just happened to be at the right place at the right time for a few years.
@WarGhoulKharas Жыл бұрын
David Lynch can and does make fun of himself. Russo takes himself so seriously that he takes every criticism like they're attacking his family.
@craigusselman546 Жыл бұрын
You must have Homophobic Fear to not see Vince Bro Russos Genius🤣
@hughmorris2078 Жыл бұрын
Brian Last - "Why is everything capitalized?" Jimcy- ' I DONT KNOW"
@Vagajammer Жыл бұрын
I was hoping Jim would review this. He's gonna do this every week. I hope Jim and Brian continue to review these BTW, Wrestlecrap was started by an indie manager known as "R.D. Reynolds" and has been around for 22 years and most of the site's reviews line up pretty well with Jim's. For whatever reason, the Reynolds struck up a friendship with Russo (despite their differences in wrestling philosophies) and they get along great as long as they don't discuss wrestling. I personally would love to see Jim and Reynolds do a panel together at a fanfest.
@spiraleyes145 Жыл бұрын
I used to love WrestleCrap but the last time I went on there it looked like it had serious AEW brainworms. Every bad WWE moment was on the table but I couldn't see Orange Cassidy anywhere, and he should be a multi-time Gooker recipient at this point.
@NJones-ru4hu Жыл бұрын
@@youtubeemployeesarestupid3464 It's a shame those two have Russo writing a column as the WCW book is really good.
@JACQUEZ23 Жыл бұрын
@@spiraleyes145 wwe better
@paulheap1982 Жыл бұрын
@N. Jones Re-read. they aren't the guys running the site.
@TOFTS77 Жыл бұрын
When Jim read the quote from Russo "I like to think I wrote a thinking mans wrestling show." and Brian immediately says Oh come on I LOVE that for a moment we hear Jim's normal voice saying "I swear to god". Brian literally was taking the words out of the mouths of everyone who knows Russo's history. Jim's reply of I swear to God almost felt directed at all of us who can't believe Russo would actually make that claim.
@TakeARideWithMe Жыл бұрын
From 7:55 until about 9:00 I was cry laughing in my kitchen so goddamn hard I almost passed out 😂🤣😭
@AdrianDionQuarles Жыл бұрын
Anybody else fell out laughing until crying? You the man Corny
@calvinlukas9 Жыл бұрын
Vince Russo would watch Jerry Springer and all of the clone shows for like 6 hours straight and eat Sbarro in between. Dream job!
@JohnDoe-ym5ly Жыл бұрын
Damn...I'll forever be haunted not knowing what was in store for Beaver Cleavage until my dying day.
@Giveme1goodreason Жыл бұрын
Probably would have ended up being that beaver and his mum were actually kane and the undertakers real parents and Paul bearer just kidnapped and brainwashed them, they weren’t actually in a fire at all.
@danehockam-dunn8193 Жыл бұрын
He fucked his mum. Be haunted no more.
@williamgregory1848 Жыл бұрын
I know this was the Attitude Era and the WWF was the most popular thing in the world but what drugs was Vince McMahon on when he approved of the Beaver Cleavage character?!
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
Vince was the one willing to do an incest angle with his own daughter. You do the math.
@FatMenace Жыл бұрын
That’s right up Vince’s alley
@MarquisLeary34 Жыл бұрын
Sadly, McMahon likes humor like that.
@bradleyminoski20206 ай бұрын
I mean this was the same Vince that approved the Katie Vick angle and Val Venis getting his dick cut off. This was right up his alley.
@SensiofRabbitude3 ай бұрын
Not nearly enough Beaver being pushed into a pool for Vince's liking.
@deejo2278 Жыл бұрын
Man...Cornette destroying Russo is the gift that keeps on giving. Happy Holidays folks
@Zurvan1947 Жыл бұрын
Hearing Jim's reading causing Brian to break is priceless.
@shaunlucky9645 Жыл бұрын
What a GREAT week for Cornette's Drive thru🤣🤣🤣
@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 Жыл бұрын
Jim cornette is the funniest man in wrestling
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
THIS is how you do comedy in wrestling
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
@@zlinedavid💯
@NeilDinsmore Жыл бұрын
Ahh yes, the old "munching her carpet" distraction. Always works a charm.
@gogomarioloshi Жыл бұрын
Some people obviously don't know how to fight. The ole starting the rumor that you have sex with the woman that birthed you is a huge distraction when someone knows of the rumor.
@DanNJ316 Жыл бұрын
Why am I not surprised that Russo capitalizes random words in the middle of sentences like Donald Trump.
@SSmith-eu9vw Жыл бұрын
" Well you thought I was licking her carpet, I actually hit you with a dropkick!!!" OMG IM DEAD!!!!!
@IlGreven Жыл бұрын
Can I just say that even RD Reynolds, the owner of WrestleCrap, can't believe that Russo is on their staff. That hire should win the Gooker Award all by itself...(but yeah, I'm pretty sure Brawl Out has that award in the bag...)
@cwalser544 Жыл бұрын
The Gooker award 🤣🤣🤣
@scottsmith4854 Жыл бұрын
“He was so uncool he didn’t do drugs” that finished me 🤣🤣
@Pie_Yow_Comme_Ca Жыл бұрын
Vince Russo: “wrestling fans are fickle and so damn impatient bro!” Wrestling fans: *sat in anticipation for the 18 months of builds and conclusions of NWO/Hogan vs. Sting at Starcade 97 and Sabu vs. Tazz at Barely Legal 97*
@EwanCumia6 ай бұрын
Add to that waiting two years for Cody to win the belt from Roman. Now the Bloodline angle is really heating up, and will likely lead to the long-awaited Rock vs. Roman at Wrestlemania.
@FuzzyWuzzy75 Жыл бұрын
"Your Loss Not Mine" sounds like a perfect title for the story of Vince Russo at WCW.
@michaeldownstairs Жыл бұрын
Although apparently he spells it “You’re Loss” :-)
@dcap793 ай бұрын
😂@@michaeldownstairs
@captaindudeman Жыл бұрын
“Shit stain is now employed by wrestle crap” lmao, I’m in the right timeline.
@JohnDoe-ym5ly Жыл бұрын
Russo didn't make Stone Cold, The Rock, Shawn Michaels, or Undertaker... the TALENT made the Attitude era. He did help push a lot of mid card guys, but just as often he buried them with terrible ideas like this. Russo's innovation was to push storylines for everyone on the card. Problem is that leaves no time for any actual wrestling matches.
@Giveme1goodreason Жыл бұрын
Yeah but you have to remember, russo doesn’t like wrestling. So wrestling on a wrestling show would be verboten in his eyes. I support having something for everyone on the roster especially in an international program being watched weekly, as you can use the mid carders with interesting angles to make it so that Austin or rock doesn’t have yo work 5 times a night 3 times a week. But the angles have to be not garbage.
@jonransom1242 Жыл бұрын
Brian cackling at Jim verbally destroying Vince Russo has instantly cured my bad mood.
@maskedsuperstar7601 Жыл бұрын
I remember the domestic abuse portion. It was after Chaz dropped the Beaver Cleavage gimmick and was going by Chaz. IIRC, it played out on Sunday Night Heat but the one who was the mom, I think was Marianna, claimed Chaz had beaten her up. The wrestlers wanted nothing to do with Chaz and this went on for weeks until Thrasher returned and played a GTV video of Marianna admitting she made the whole thing up and (I might be misremembering) putting makeup on to show bruises from Chaz.
@theevilascotcompany9255 Жыл бұрын
The most unrealistic thing about that angle was that any of the other wrestlers would oppose domestic partner abuse.
@RagnarokB2 ай бұрын
It just wouldn't be a Russo angle if the victimized female was actually a conniving liar. Why run a mere misogyny angle when you can go for DOUBLE (capitals) misogyny?!?!?!
@tthomaselli211 ай бұрын
The hearty laugh around 12:33, for example by Brian Last sounds like me, sometimes... I love a good chuckle.
@MJH-kr4zg Жыл бұрын
I remember in an interview one time Eric Bishoff said the Turner executives over seeing WCW told him when they asked him to come back that one of their issues was Vince Russo didn’t understand story telling. I think this “column,” backs that up.
@Giveme1goodreason Жыл бұрын
100% I’ve watched a few interviews with bischoff, and he summarised what he was told by the turned execs as 1. Russo has no long term story telling ability it’s just stuff happening. 2. Everything is grimey and dirty there’s nothing clean or easy to digest. 3. He can come up with a match or an incident but no know how or why or where to from there. (Which for mind ties into the no long term story telling) Bischoff summed it up as russo’s mind never developed past a 13 year old stealing his dads playboy and jerking off behind a shed while smoking a cigarette.
@lionhearted7450 Жыл бұрын
8:00 “You loaf of unbaked dough!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I love you Corny!!! You’re the best
@lionhearted7450 Жыл бұрын
@Dishonor The Dawn thanks grammar nerd.
@dngn4774 Жыл бұрын
“Gee, I really want to know how this incest angle plays out!”- No wrestling fan ever.
@BudFriesel Жыл бұрын
Its been a while since i laughed so hard that i had tears in my eyes. Thank you, Jim and Brian. I needed that.
@ronniejdio9411 Жыл бұрын
And as much as everyone hated beaver cleavage I'm sure Vince LOVED it
@chrissawyer1484 Жыл бұрын
After that McMahon DVD came out about Vince's idea for Steph, we all know why Beaver Cleavage got aired.
@SensiofRabbitude3 ай бұрын
Perhaps the ultimate end to Beaver Cleveage was him and the woman being pushed into a pool?
@betunia98 Жыл бұрын
In Guy Evans book Nitro: the rise in inevitable fall of Ted Turner’s WCW, he states that when Russo was the editor or writer of the college newspaper in Indiana he went to, he insulted the basketball team in an article and they reacted by getting into a physical altercation with .
@abcsin6526 Жыл бұрын
So,was he beaten up?
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
Evidently they didn't beat him enough.
@IanSane Жыл бұрын
I like when Russo is all "You actually believed she's his mother? They're the same age, bro!" The truth is the WWF was so stupid at that point that my assumption was that no care was given in regards to the age of Beaver and his mother. I just figured they thought a walking incest joke was funny so they were going to put it out there regardless if it made sense. It's also funny that he's accusing us of being dumb for "falling for it" when the whole end game was apparently to fool the babyfaces. So the fans shouldn't be so stupid for falling for it but it's okay for the babyface to be that dumb? How does coming across as a moron help the babyface?
@abhishantshetty6962 Жыл бұрын
How does he even say he is a Christian
@marlondaniels791211 ай бұрын
We know damn well there was no endgame to this angle.
@mikemarop Жыл бұрын
Vince has been misreading the room for decades, no one has ever cared where beaver cleavage was going . As a viewer of all 3 companies of that era on a weekly basis, most were just wondering why he couldn't keep being a headbanger.
@Deadpool_64 Жыл бұрын
Yes, he could have been a singles wrestler but still a headbanger. I could see him doing well in the lower middle card or middle card. Maybe a European champ or something.
@nickchivers9029 Жыл бұрын
@@Deadpool_64 nah screw that make him a motherbanger
The domestic abuse angle, why was i surprised? Remember when Jim read out a booking sheet from russo and his big ideas for sunny was “DX abuses her” and sables angle was “mero abuses her” the clown lives out his fantasy of being able to beat his wife in a fight by getting wrestlers to do it on tv with women who wouldn’t look at russo if he was the last man on earth and the girls were boarding on uncontrollably horny. With russo they’d find a way to master it, and avoid him.
@jciii3334 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for this at Christmas. I will treasure these laughs forever.
@robintst Жыл бұрын
Brian's laughter is the laughter of the listeners, that article absolutely floored me. 🤣
@shanebagin Жыл бұрын
The same time Brian started laughing my father and I busted a gut. ROFLMMFAO. 😂🤣😂
@tthomaselli211 ай бұрын
The hearty laughter around 12:47 & 12:33, for example by Brian Last sounds like me, sometimes... I love a good chuckle.
@ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH Жыл бұрын
"Would Homophobic Fear be Homophobia?" "Well, if you're afraid of being afraid, then that's a double negative. That means that you actually are really gay." LOL
@msmjsiajdgdhsjajahgshsjaje8990 Жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
I lost it at that line. Was listening to the Drive Thru as I was driving home through the goddamn blizzard last night and had to pull over for about a minute so I wouldn’t lose control when I heard that line.
@ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH Жыл бұрын
@@zlinedavid Careful driving out there, buddy.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
@@ZZZGGGLLLAAAHHH Made it home safe, thanks.
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
That was Steiner Math applied to sexual issues.
@NJones-ru4hu Жыл бұрын
I cant find the comment, but "you loaf of unbaked dough" had me actually laughing out loud.
@ethanallen3487 Жыл бұрын
My favorite part is when Jim says “Capitals”
@JAnon__ Жыл бұрын
"YOU ARE LOSS," said loaf of unbaked dough Vince Russo. "not mine!"
@mfwicbasterd477 Жыл бұрын
If you're having a pfffft holiday, use this for a drinking game. Every time Jim says 'capitals' take a shot. Within 2 mins you'll be sloshed. MERRY CHRISTMAS FAM
@iAintSayDat Жыл бұрын
It’s not what we didn’t understand about Beaver Cleavage Russo, it’s what we DID understand.
@hosepipe Жыл бұрын
Russo attending Brian's bar mitzvah always cracks me up 😂
@jasonchamberlain12674 ай бұрын
I'm surprised "thinking man's wrestling show" didn't literally make Jim's head explode.
@mudshowmark2143 Жыл бұрын
Russo has become a caricature of himself, a full on parody bro.
@jordan_8329 Жыл бұрын
He was always a living caricature
@robdimambro1674 Жыл бұрын
A hat on a hat, if you will.
@paulwoodburn1220 Жыл бұрын
@@robdimambro1674 an absolute nightmare for a milliner.
@skimgettinkindamoney8 ай бұрын
0:15 😂 my tweet thing !? This old mf is gold. Like the unhinged grandparent
@johnstahlman9767 Жыл бұрын
I swore Jim actually went to college. Guess the rich kid gimmick worked me.
@BadlyPlaying Жыл бұрын
I would pay good money just to listen to jim and Brian try to read one of Russos books
@Chops_4114 Жыл бұрын
8:09-8:19 I haven't laughed so hard during a Jim Cornette video. 🤣🤣🤣
@vortega472 Жыл бұрын
I'm actually surprised former POS...I mean former POTUS 45 didn't hire him as a writer.
@escob-real6615 Жыл бұрын
I’m crying laughing at every time Jim says “Capitals” lmaoooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@noamto Жыл бұрын
But he's not saying "Capitols"
@mustangscotty922 Жыл бұрын
I'm getting annoyed just listening to it I can imagine having to read it every week for years
@mattjustice6412 Жыл бұрын
I don't think Brian has laughed this much on a segment of the show as much as he has done here.
@wilcee238 Жыл бұрын
The Virgil segments
@SamsarasArt Жыл бұрын
Watch the video about Hogan's lies over the years. Brian is laughing throughout almost all of it
@moopert86 Жыл бұрын
How fitting he's writing for Wrestlecrap... So many of his creations are featured on the site.
@vincesmith2499 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe Russo still has defenders.
@BobHowler Жыл бұрын
I fell upon his podcast last week. Not only was I sad to see some people I thought were OK appearing on that self-congratulatory shit, but I had great fun looking at Russo trying to flog his paintings. His Ozzy Osbourne painting was hilariously bad.
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
Kenny Bolin is up his ass like a 350 pound gerbil.
@jeffk3801 Жыл бұрын
Brian's laugh is the gift that keeps on giving.
@BobHowler Жыл бұрын
If you’ve found his podcast, you’ll know he’s the “grift that keeps on giving”.
@Shel1221 Жыл бұрын
I was cracking up during this part of the drive thru. I just clicked in here to give it a like.
@jdalldayallnite7 ай бұрын
8:05 might possibly be the greatest bit in podcast history 😂😂😂
@SamsarasArt Жыл бұрын
Vince Russo's elemental composition is Bromine and Oxygen (BrO) This joke is for fans of both Jim Cornette and Chemistry. All 3 of us.
@zlinedavid Жыл бұрын
Does that mean Shitstain himself is actually ruthenium disulfur monoxide? And yes, I know it should actually be RuOS2 and not RuS2O, but it’s the closest I could get. 😂
@SamsarasArt Жыл бұрын
@@zlinedavid I'll allow it 😂
@michaelsears5340 Жыл бұрын
I spilled my coffee laughing so hard listening to this.....
@babayagaslobbedaknobba Жыл бұрын
Beaver Cleavage was possibly the worst gimmick in wrestling history.
@TheJuise26 Жыл бұрын
“If you’re afraid of being afraid then, that’s a double negative that means that you actually are really gay” 😂🤣💀
@christophergordon6250 Жыл бұрын
Holy sh*t!!! That part about Beaver Cleavage and his mom distracting the opponent was funny f*ck. 8:03
@hollowayquotes Жыл бұрын
Just woke up, and here's a new Russo rant. Today is a good day.
@ponokanaka Жыл бұрын
Drunk as hell but no throwing up, half way home and pager still blowing up
@N.D.Wolfwood Жыл бұрын
8:07- 8:18 quote of the year right there 😆
@hughmorris2078 Жыл бұрын
One of his best friends just said Russos a product of generational trauma and mental illness...which makes all of this that much darker and hilarious
@TroystonB Жыл бұрын
do you have a link for that?
@hughmorris2078 Жыл бұрын
@@TroystonB kzbin.info/www/bejne/q3jOdmVmf5d-fdU
@savagecatgt Жыл бұрын
Im interested in the source as well.
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
Well that fuckin explains everything 😂😂😂
@MilMaska Жыл бұрын
"And in quotation marks he wrote ... heat" - Jim Cornette
@ggaa1111003 ай бұрын
That was a gem😂😂
@dw8368 Жыл бұрын
Jim hit it on the head. Russo thought he was wrestling’s Howard Stern.
@crazypretzel1012 Жыл бұрын
This was a hilarious clip. I remember watching the Beaver Cleavage stuff and enjoyed the woman as I thought she was attractive but even as a 13 or 14 year old back then, I thought "where is this guy going to go?" Back then you had Stone Cold, The Rock, The Undertaker, Kane, DX, Ken Shamrock, and some cool midcard characters and gimmicks like The Brood, The Godfather, etc. Then you see this weird adult acting like a child and this gorgeous woman who is his age acting like his mom and even then I'm like "what is this?" lol
@tthomaselli211 ай бұрын
I found the comment around 12:30-12:35 to be rather funny... It reminds me of something I said to a friend of mine, once--albeit this was something completely different, entirely: "You're a vast reservoir of totally useless & unused knowledge.".
@FishJesus420 Жыл бұрын
Vince Russo is like a real life South Park character
@R0binah00d Жыл бұрын
I've been behind on the podcasts because of IRL events. I just got to this today for the first time. And just like everyone else. The quote about carpeting eating into a drop kick almost put me in an early grave. I was hysterical and in tears for a bit.
@Xpress2hell Жыл бұрын
I enjoyed the part where Corny said CAPITOLS (capitols)
@RagnarokB5 ай бұрын
Spelling it that way makes it sound more like we're critiquing Jericho's wife :D
@rogeredmonds5302 Жыл бұрын
Dude they need to read these as often as they come out Gold
@jeffjohnson8842 Жыл бұрын
Cornettes wittiness is so damn quick it's scary
@Giveme1goodreason Жыл бұрын
I’d genuinely love to watch a debate between cornette and David Mitchell. The quickest minds I’ve seen.
@jasonweeks6318 Жыл бұрын
Jim must have been from Krypton and shown superman levels of restraint to not strangle Vince 5 minutes after meeting him that first day.
@joshuadaniels4034 Жыл бұрын
Can we get a segment where Jim actually tries to fantasy book Vince’s craziest ideas?
@SamsarasArt Жыл бұрын
Russo or McMahon?
@SuperNitroZ64 Жыл бұрын
@@SamsarasArt yes.
@drido7 ай бұрын
Listening to this again after Jim and Brian's recent reading of Russo's "Bitch Slap" ideas. Now its even more obvious why Vince McMahon loved Russo's ideas.
@ryanphilbin700 Жыл бұрын
One of the best clips you have both done. This is gold. 😂