Jimmy's Jokes About SCOTLAND | Jimmy Carr

When in Glasgow! (That's the saying right?)
These are all the jokes Jimmy dared to make about the beloved Scots during his special that was filmed in Glasgow.
Taken From Jimmy Carr’s Making People Laugh
To watch the full special - • Jimmy Carr: Making Peo...
Live from Glasgow's Clyde Auditorium (in 2010, when it was filmed): Making People Laugh features over two hours of material that's too rude for TV.
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[@chrish281]

As someone from Scotland I have to tip my hat off to Jimmy's cultural awareness in this clip

[@bayoubilly5176]

My Nana loved him. So glad I got on the Jimmy train decades ago. He is a very astute comic. His hosting gigs are usually filled with on point jabs. Apparently he studies guests he doesn't know to have ready made burns.

[@S.Clause]

Why?

[@celticfan1888wewontheleaugeha]

Mon Celtic #scotland

[@artistsanomalous7369]

"someone from Scotland" I swear there used to be a word for people like that.

[@briannicholas2757]

I live in Maine, USA, and during lockdown I discovered the wonderful world of British comedians. And I must say that Jimmy Carr is in my top three, along with Bill Bailey and the late Sean Lock, who I am sure is enjoying a drink with the other great comics who left us too early. Thank you Jimmy, you always put a smile on my face. PS: I really enjoy your new show, I Literally Just Told You, may it run for many seasons.

[@buster7611]

Try Roy Chubby Brown

[@thornabyonteesyorks3643]

Try Al Murray , nations of the world .

[@dom4534]

Try Lenny Henry 😂

[@Celtic4Life9]

Kevin Bridges, Frankie Boyle, the next Scottish comedians who followed on from Billy Connolly Glesga's miles better

[@chrisblake2586]

Try Frankie Boyle and Bernard Manning

[@GrayeWilliams]

I’ve watched enough clips that I’ve started laughing like Jimmy. I’m pleased as punch.

[@mrlox9576]

It's funny when you catch yourself doing that hey. But the more you watch him the more he realy grows on you.

[@zapkvr]

@@mrlox9576 hey hey hey hey hey hey

[@Thawhid]

@@mrlox9576 awwwwwww..........

[@streakingjesus]

As a Scotsman gotta admit he's funny 😁

[@kariharris7006]

Been having a rough day and you turned it right around like always! Thank you Sir Carr, simply brilliant!

[@briancohenthepfjmassive.4769]

What's wrong with Sir Jimmy? Now then now then keep it nice guys and gals.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

Glasgow hecklers havin' the most fun! :D

[@kingloser4198]

3:10 Bill Burr loved that joke

[@mooham8762]

Well spotted 😂

[@DestroyerWill]

Nobody can beat Rob Brydon on Scottish women and excuses to get out of sex “auch I’m allergic to bins” 😂

[@bayoubilly5176]

Omg the bfq with Brydon and Jimmy where Rob stages a coup. Beautiful...

[@YARROWS9]

I love being Scottish. We can laugh at ourselves, and our faults. Jimmy is really funny.

[@timfronimos459]

Watching from Detroit. Thanks Jimmy.

[@Hey___you]

I loved your book, Jimmy. It was entertaining and inspiring. ❤ catherine 🇺🇸

[@arianaajbeaverhausen8175]

3:59 Aye, ye canny beat a sausage supper! 😂❤😁

[@ItisSusan]

Thank you for the laughs Jimmy 👍

[@martinknows]

Jimmy, do you mind if I call you Jimmy, like I am giving you the option to tell me yes or no. Jimmy, you are very much appreciated. I am betting you could do hours of just audience interaction with almost no prepared material. Thank you for the chuckles. I wish you health and happiness. I still miss Sean.

[@ItisSusan]

Thanks for the laughs Jimmy, 🌟🤣

[@BobAt101]

Jimmy , you are the funniest guy in the UK, I cannot get away from you and you open your gob and I burst into laughter.

[@rymic72]

The beauty of a Glaswegian crowd is that they enjoy the self deprecating humour.

[@michaelduffin1722]

Excellent audience, without humour in ourselves we're a very sad bunch👍😊

[@carladean6117]

It's nice to be Scottish and find this funny, no offence taken. If only all races could be as accepting of humour about them without screaming 'racism' 😆

[@alemgas]

I wonder how well he would go down in Qatar 😂

[@dom4534]

@@alemgas Or in London

[@matthewstevenson3002]

Scots and Irish are probably Best at taking a joke

[@chrismathis4162]

I didn’t realise Scottish was a race

[@carladean6117]

@@chrismathis4162 What do you suggest in it's place, Nationality? That better?

[@deanie557]

Now it's Scotland's turn to make fun at Jimmy & that isn't difficult. 😂

[@matthewratcliffe6812]

Scotland is beautiful

[@contingency9]

superb!

[@ArcAudios77]

Another Glaswegian laughed here, thanks Jimmy. Regards

[@moonnightbricks3948]

Awesome.

[@CA-ee1et]

8:10 "I get money from that, I don't know how" Don't worry Jimmy, your accountant will sort it all out for you. The money comes in via the Cayman Islands, Sark and Switzerland.

[@DanielDay-ix8vr]

amazing

[@danieldavid3160]

Fantastic!

[@moj6j6j69]

The best 🤣🤣🤣

[@jamesandrews1130]

Jimmy is coming to Newfoundland Canada June 2023. My wife couldn't believe it when she asked me to go see Johnny Carr and I said no. It was about three hours latter when it hit me.

[@colinevans7134]

Brilliant

[@sixaout1982]

Jimmy proves Scotland has a sense of humour

[@comediansactorsandall2502]

Em…of course Scotland has a sense of humour, billy Connolly, Kevin bridges, still game… the list goes on. I’m from Scotland and our day to day lives circle around a sense of humour.

[@dom4534]

@@comediansactorsandall2502 And of course the Scottish national football team

[@jonsmith20766]

If you lived in a frozen, inward looking shlthole whose whole identity was predicated on being resentful to it's neighbour to the south for being the most culturally and linguistically influential country in history then humour would be your best recourse. The next best might be heroin addiction, which is what they tend to favour.

[@Smellthecoffee100]

Proper heckler

[@robertlang1439]

Love jimmys scottish accent

[@MichaelKingsfordGray]

Is that an imperative?

[@irvsstella]

I found this video offensive, distasteful and patronising, fucking brilliant, loved it 😆

[@drBaenz]

How would you ever know…😂

[@johnburns3703]

love to see a double act with sadowitz!

[@paparobbo62]

Jimmy making a very convincing case for Independence.

[@davidevans3223]

We asked you to go before in our polite English way but you voted to keep scrounging

[@dksdmusic]

Fucking A Jimmy! Great video

[@Foxy90x]

Genius

[@georgejennings8743]

Jimmy goes full auto with the come backs

[@zapkvr]

You understand theyre set up

[@bayoubilly5176]

@@zapkvr you really need to go to a show. He doesn't use plants... We know the heckles he wants to hear.

[@chaseshadow]

Jimmy Carr loves the Order of the Garter.

[@The_Kalahari_Cowboy]

Classiest "your mama's" jokes.

[@D4RK4NG3L_]

Woah this guys better than i thought🤣🤣🤣

[@marcusaetius9309]

Nasty! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@karl-186]

Hi Jimmy

[@alehlete830]

He won't see ur comment

[@DrMcMoist]

The roads in Glasgow are very nearly finished, but not in the way that Jimmy meant it.

[@goaway2803]

Scotland does sound like a great country to travel, Mate XD

[@joebish6629]

But it isn't.

[@chapsnaps1]

At least they don't throw pennies or bottles anymore.

[@richardbradley3684]

Who was that guy at the end

[@edrcozonoking]

I didn't hear a single joke...they were all true stories.

[@liamhegarty3220]

Cotton buds are NOT banned in the United Kingdom...I have to admire the commitment to BS, though.

[@YevOnegin]

Can't wait for the "Jokes About Israel" video.

[@notabletippler6647]

They had to bring out a new jimmy after that

[@realscientistflanders1688]

Oy vey the noo

[@stuartburton1167]

It's a bonus track on the Allah DVD

[@riecejoynes1681]

Jokes? I thought these were facts

[@cosmo9882]

XDDD

[@davide2975]

Some people on here say they can't stand Jimmy Carr, so why bother watching???

[@Idancegood]

I think on this island, English, Scottish, welsh doesn't matter....we all just love slaggings

[@gilessmith2481]

See you in Darwin, 2023...... 😎👍

[@scottiescott4201]

I know he’s just being funny .. and that’s ok but my goodness! He’s far more material in whose running the country now ( running 😂 but)

[@donaldmckechnie4562]

The biggest joke in the UK, is the Tories in Westminster .

[@paulomontero12]

Let’s the Scott’s joke about 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ! English being stomping on Scottish rights till this day.

[@alex-E7WHU]

Boring comment.

[@YARROWS9]

FFS. Get a grip, and stop making us look miserable F**kers.

[@Vee-jc1qh]

Just remember though Jimmy to pay your taxes.

[@FullOedipus]

You better watch your mouth about scottland. You may not realize it but they understand English. Sure they can barely speak it but they can understand.

[@peripheralparadox4218]

Hitlers mistress also wrote a book. Mein Kant.

[@AquarianAgeApostle]

Advertisement cut in just before the punchline. Not ideal when watching a gag comedian. Was the advertisement deliberately put there in order to punish us for not using their premium service? Pr*cks!

[@johncopeland3826]

Is it true his da was a test tube ......

[@neilwatson5864]

Jimmy. We All know how you get paid your money. Thru your Tax code.

[@rubenzrb]

does he often get punched after his shows?)

[@cambs0181]

No, because people understand it's comedy and wouldn't really go to his shows if they were offended by him.

[@rubenzrb]

@@cambs0181 well, in Russia punching people is also comedy hence the question

[@loaded2820]

If you bleep it, I won't listen.

[@marksandsmith6778]

Based on this performance you *have* paid too much tax.

[@pwccfc]

Excellent

[@iamarawn]

Seriously, it censored the word mongol? That's not even a bad word!

[@JustinJTime]

It is because of KZbin will demonetize you.

[@iamarawn]

@@JustinJTime but it's mongol, i can name so many bad words, but mongol? it's not a bad word at all. it's like a preschool insult you just laugh off.

[@Brinta3]

@@iamarawn It’s considered quite offensive these days. Mongolia has spoken out against it because they don’t want their name used to refer to people with Down’s Syndrome, and people with Down’s and their families don’t like the word because… well, I’m not sure actually. Maybe they’re all racists and hate Asian people.

[@iamarawn]

@@Brinta3 i don't associate the word mongols with mongolians or down syndrome.

[@onlyhereforNF]

Great representation of Scotland 👏 Jimmy your half way there to perfecting the accent 👏 aw I needed that barrel eh laughs the day 🤣

[@jim_dubhglas]

Billy Connolly and Kevin Bridges are where I turn for comedy, especially for Scottish jokes. Nae to Jimmy Carr.

[@gggggggg3542]

So what, he's a comedian just earning some money.......... hope he declares it to HMRC

[@topsouter]

if you do get money from it Jimmy, just make sure you pay your income tax from it... xx

[@alphasushi9178]

Jokes about Scotland? No no, Scotland IS a joke

[@bigmoncrief6071]

It's a toss up as to which I dislike more; the Glaswegian accent or Jimmy Carr.

[@skh5960]

🤡

[@johnmontgomery9149]

Jimmy Carr is an effin joke.

[@rip5666]

England lose on penalties again.

[@artistsanomalous7369]

Oh good, a fellow traveller. Which parallel universe are _you_ from?

[@jockiron]

P1sh

[@rbarnett3200]

You do get money from it Jimmy, you're quite right. Perhaps if you did a tax dodge you'd also get to keep more of it.

[@richardconnelly7141]

didnt find him that funny

[@duncanbrown7082]

I’m amazed how poor his Scottish accent is.

[@sydneyhappy8543]

Mrs Anna is legit and her method works like magic I keep on earning every single week with her new strategy.

[@michellemary1070]

I'm from Australia and I have been Investing and earning massively with the help of Mrs Anna , all thanks to her

[@realscientistflanders1688]

Mr Frodo helped me invest in gold rings

[@bigears5809]

Do you think Mrs Anna could help me?

[@highlandoutsider8148]

Mrs Anna helped remove my appendix, she didn't even need to use her hands because she is so skilled with her feet, she was also instrumental in the apollo lunar missions.

[@annsimpson8786]

Can't stand the man!

[@robertreape]

Jimmy Carr tells jokes? The guy is as funny as a burning orphanage

[@jootai]

Well.. Donno if that's a compliment

[@davidjohnston5692]

I really don’t find him funny to be honest I find him just giving insults to people nothing else ?

[@paparobbo62]

Why is KZbin allowing this racist material? Please have it removed or face a legal challenge.

[@zip261]

Carr has never been funny.

[@artistsanomalous7369]

Agreed. He's just camp and annoying. _Jimmy_ Carr, on the other hand...

[@JoeyCheex0583]

aaah why was mongo beeped out ? wtf ??