Jimmy Carr Jokes to Prepare You For Natural Born Killer | Jimmy Carr

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

2:13:56 That was very sweet of you. She needed something special to brighten her day and you included her in your show and you made her feel wanted when she was at her lowest; it's a memory she'll never forget. I absolutely love your jokes, you might have been able to win the title of funniest comedian I've ever seen on jokes alone, but you being wholesome every now and then really just adds several more points on top!

[@LeanAndMean44]

Jimmy Carr doesn’t manage his own channel tho lol

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@LeanAndMean44 Yes, and I imagine if any humans operating his channel come across a comment like this and read it, and then later encounter Jimmy Carr and he asks "did they say anything nice about me?" that person will shrug and say "nah, they all hate you and think you're trash."

[@LeanAndMean44]

@@TheReaverOfDarkness I don’t think Jimmy Carr would ask that, I don’t think they would tell him unsolicited, and I don’t think anybody reads the comments.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

@@LeanAndMean44 Ah yes, I'm sure he is completely unaware of what sort of comments his KZbin channel gets. He's got just absolutely no idea what goes on in here.

[@LeanAndMean44]

@@TheReaverOfDarknessbut I guess you can find out, surely he would respond to a comment like yours. But first, tell me, have you ever seen a comment under any of his videos that got a heart or a reply from the channel.

[@adammulkey267]

Absolutely the best comedian out there. Love your material, keep them coming please!

[@JeshuaFlores-du1xv]

bro when he brought back the “when i was a kid i was scared of the dentist” joke with the kid 😂😂😂

[@ResonantFractal]

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[@clintonspeaks8668]

My mom used to beat me with a metal coat hanger when i was younger, She did upgrade to a belt when i was born.

[@CursedNemesis]

Copying someone else’s joke is lame

[@clivewells1736]

...but i like you.

[@ioeee7563]

Wot?

[@arghjayem]

01:18:02 of course these days the Puppet looks more realistic than Carr himself after the work he’s had done! 😂

[@Tyan_Nahts]

The puppet version looks more like Seth MacFarlane.

[@kotogray8335]

All I'm saying is that very few comedians can make you cry with laughter...

[@clivewells1736]

...like Sean Lock?

[@napoleao3409]

Oh man, the more I watch this, the more I like this Brit. The only regret is that even if my English isn't too bad but still, there are some gaps and the YT translations are rubbish. Anyway, Jimmy, is hilarious

[@what1111]

a

[@JoshuaFlinn-r5s]

He’s not a Brit, he’s Irish.

[@Eddie-km4do]

He's an Irish man like myself

[@BigSteve_Gaming187]

1:13:40. Is it just me? Or, does Jimmy look more real in this scene 🤔? He doesn't look like the grown-up version of Slappy from R.L. Stines Goosebumps there. More like a mexican businessman and/or a turkish businessman. 🙃

[@patrickungaro1447]

Excited for tomorrow!

[@Mossyz.]

Why ?

[@reggiebhorrorbaker1650]

Lov jimmy carr jokes

[@kathleensullivanrye5868]

You are smarter than this… smart jokes. Not trash.

[@hugorune766]

Love it, thanks Jimmy 😁

[@jimmartin1803]

Love his show. Even the stuff I don’t understand.

[@KellyAllen-gc5oy]

Your timing and delivery were on point! What a great performance!

[@EleanorPeterson]

​@Ang543210- KellyAllen is another chat-bot spam unit. 🤖👀 Please ignore it.

[@philliphayden2727]

Thanks for releasing all of you older material, including Specials and Cats over the last couple of years. Hope I can see you live on your US tour this year. Watching your new Special tomorrow, if timing is right, 3/4 of the people in this house don't get actual comedy or anything British and/or posh.

[@leanneharley6311]

Cant wait to see you at the Edinburgh Playhouse in August! CAN. NOT. WAIT! ❤

[@uns_shi-_chen_-6972]

Are there still tickets lol

[@leanneharley6311]

@@uns_shi-_chen_-6972 there is still a few

[@jeffyoung9341]

Will be watching!

[@johnm7489]

This is new to me, thank you Jimmy!

[@k.c.simonsen2]

Damn, I thought the new special was streaming now but not til tomorrow!!

[@imdagirl945]

we need more compilations jimmy

[@jefffitzsimmons2652]

Had me at "ugly children."😅

[@shawnbartley9223]

Funniest man on the planet with a message, love ya work Jimmy stick it to the world champ!

[@martynilsson4731]

What message?

[@lillired857]

um no

[@KitNoxious]

@@martynilsson4731that comedians shouldn’t have to stick to safe topics

[@jaredbell9463]

B​@@KitNoxious

[@MrLtia1234]

@@KitNoxious I don't think there are many stand up comedians that do stick to safe topics. Hardly any. Certainly since the 80s.

[@michaelb1498]

I'm an extract brewer, thanks Paul for another quick brew idea!

[@jelehan88]

Buffy? the Vampire slayer?Your Muppet does look like Angel....

[@dkmorris713]

I just watched the new special. I had no idea Jimmy was a dad. Congratulations aplently, my favortie comedian!

[@Beatricia1]

Don't listen to this at the gym😂

[@michelecash5240]

😂😂😂😂

[@ZaneConnor]

Or on the train

[@HumbleMonsterUK]

I only put it on when I have to walk somewhere over 20+ mins 😂

[@SUPER_WOLFMOON]

Moral Dilemma Starter Question: Depends on if the pandas are innocent or have killed the Whale's calf. Or maybe the Whale had mistaken the pandas for the killers, as they looked identical to the guilty pandas and to be fair they were looking for the Whale's newest born calf.

[@Eddie-km4do]

Proud to call him an Irish man like myself

[@bloodmoney88]

Thank you very much.

[@StalkerIII]

Brilliant!

[@GerardHammond]

so funny. Thank you Jimmy

[@xantech42]

Can’t wait!

[@laalki80]

2:12:32 Hah, stole that from Robbie Williams on Graham Norton!

[@CrouchingGrandpa]

Jimmyyyyyyyyyyyyy letsgoo

[@roydemarais]

I LIKED THE AUDIENCE'S JOKES AT LEAST AS MUCH...MAYBE MORE!!

[@0mr.nonsense0]

Fun fact: Nobody knows if Tracy and the Dentist who likes Soup actually got together

[@1first367]

1:01:30 into this video. Best part! :)

[@charlottethompson2123]

Goodnight from London x

[@FoundaPeanut]

Where’s Alan?

[@aussieleanne17]

Banging your dad😂😂😂

[@oliveradams1555]

Awesome. Makes me want to see him actually live.

[@Mossyz.]

[@MT-kx2uc]

Watching him on BBC1 now and he looks and acts like a puppet; it's creeped me out!

[@v.loveslaughter1968]

Insane

[@carrigancooper9562]

Jimmy Carr make more videos please?

[@freqeist]

oh the hamster cheek version

[@Rammbock]

Jimmy was much funnier in this period of his career

[@LesusGames]

NGL, the puppet looks more like Charlie Sheen than it does Jimmy.

[@mused1019]

my names kelly.....lmfao....

[@stuartkelley3153]

Mine too lmafo

[@cyberjack]

the new special Natural Born Killer wasn't that great IMO .. felt quite tame and without his usual edge .. sorry jimmy .. you cant win them all

[@cyberjack]

@@seeglines possibly yeah

[@Quenthall]

Hilarious

[@BostonDon]

Nagasaki was an airburst, so no.. lol

[@SuLokify]

Life is too short for reruns

[@imtheguvnor]

Stop playing your old video's Carr.

[@leanneharley6311]

Stop watching videos your just going to moan about "guvnor!"

[@myowngenesis]

​@@leanneharley6311😅

[@ThatOldStoner]

What does the video own?

[@newprofilesowhat1339]

Stop using possessive apostrophes to pluralise words...

[@myowngenesis]

@@ThatOldStoner whatever you're smoking, I want some

[@dudeimbusy]

❤

[@KlNGOFTHEPIRATES]

😂😂😂😂

[@carlthomas3074]

4:50 too far! 😮

[@pleappleappleap]

The would you bum your dad joke. Torturers have, at times, gone from door to door and pulled everyone out of a house and forced them to have sex with each other. People have dealt with it by having their children stay with the neighbors. Horrifying, no?

[@jaysunbrady]

The American audience dont really know what to make of him.

[@nathelondon3719]

How about some new material?

[@downunda107]

Please keep playing ALL of Your performances. Many of Us think You are Christ Like ! You know why , yes ? ........J.C. 😅 Stephen from geelong oztraya :)

[@SHA70]

New show really not good. Saw it on netflix. His gift is not there anymore. Too bad. I like him as a person.

[@americanoutside]

❤😅😅😅😅😅😊

[@adamgrimsley6455]

I saw Jimmy be nice to someone?

[@TheJoematarazzo]

I liked Vlad.

[@amedaius8492]

I miss slightly chunkier Jimmy Carr. Anyone else? I mean I laud him for getting healthier, but hes cuter when hes a little chubbier.

[@ellissamsontech]

I feel like he was funnier back then too, this latest show he’s done didn’t really get me laughing much.

[@nadiajasminebaki4318]

Was he I'll?

[@BuddhatheBlackDog]

Jimmy Carr before cosmetic surgery

[@miamiinfinity5625]

Wtf …. When was he heavy he was always slim

[@DerEchteBold]

@@miamiinfinity5625 Yeah, it's really just the face.

[@catalinnicolaevici2061]

Wow i actually find British comedy really funny Im Romanian but i live in Cincinnati ohio(USA) i also find British females extremely sexy. Definitely need come visit maybe ill stay😂

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

Daniel is hot

[@danielmacdonald3130]

Thanks

[@tesfuweldemikael2902]

@@danielmacdonald3130 I was joking. He isn't. His mum is. Believe me, I have sources. Or rather I went to the source.

[@AD-JD]

It’s awful. Netflix special is a hard watch. Couldn’t finish it. Sad

[@kaelenburton2236]

Yeah nah hea great but the mj baby joke sheesh man gotta draw the line somewhere 😂 w.t.h

[@christianfiguroa7147]

he talked about his niece and she’s only 6 and there’s a lot of people who have been reprimanded for stuff like that why does he get to get away with it that’s not equality. People have no back bone these days

[@Darkdeity616]

Are you fucking high 😂😂

[@nodangles6983]

Stand-up comedy might not be your thing.

[@wayne7521]

​@@nodangles6983I best sit down

[@jameswatson2855]

If you don't like don't watch

[@viennois0123]

You might be on to something big here. Don't let it slide. Better inform the authorities.

[@damienholden2132]

Well u did not fight that mutch for ur country 1969

[@JoeScalise4]

A and can S

[@Solid3d-Melb]

The most non-funniest comedian alive.

[@FaisalBones]

14:32 i think you need to hear this part again

[@Deleted11100]

Fat jimmy carr was nearly funnier

[@krowenfernandes246]

This was a waste, expected better. Jokes all below par. Some were really sad. Ricky and Anthony J is what i changed to halfway

[@zirk007]

Buhu.

[@GingeryGinger]

Womp womp

[@nodangles6983]

Later dude 👋

[@Scooter52031]

Really sad? Please elaborate please?

[@DanielRich-d8z]

Just say u soft

[@lionelbologna8542]

I dunno if you sold out Jimmy...but your jokes aren't as funny

[@j.a.weishaupt1748]

Sold out to who? Why would someone pay him to be less funny?

[@mickey0303]

Jimmy Carr is getting Old.... looks and sounds like he lost his edge...I used to like his Material. now I am just getting bored.

[@thomassmart4088]

it's more like Jimmys Poetry Sessions

[@darienkinne1347]

So this is what passes for comedy in Britain? That notion is far more funny than any of this guy's material.

[@Nickm32797]

Obviously no sense of humor

[@Jim-wr9iz]

Darien probably just doesn't understand the jokes. Maybe the accent throws him.

[@MrDuffy81]

What’s with the new Jimmy? He has a different hairline. Is he a clone or did he get hair Implant plugs?