Jimmy Carr: Stand Up - Extended & Uncut

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

Thanks for uploading these. I have trouble falling asleep & these standups are excellent to fall asleep to.

[@jonjonontheslotstv5247]

Have you tried listening to the Ricky Gervais podcast?

[@zarahbystrom3032]

I can't fall asleep to Jimmie because all my laughs wake me up again.,.

[@BBLphilosopher]

I don’t know if that’s a compliment lmaooo

[@JoeeyTheeKangaroo]

​@@BBLphilosopherit was a joke

[@Babunen]

​@@jonjonontheslotstv5247 where can you listen it?

[@ingrid_mxx]

It's become my weekend routine to get something to drink and watch these specials. My neighbours probably think I'm crazy when they hear me constantly laughing like a maniac 😂 thank you Jimmy ❤

[@Cloroqx]

Why would you make the comment section of a comedy special be so sad?

[@evidentlynew2213]

Not just you brother

[@evidentlynew2213]

@@Cloroqx💀

[@ericanderson735]

He seems humble and funny about all the “work” he has had done which is good. I just don’t understand why he would have it done in the first place, he always seemed so confident and secure in himself and getting older is part of life ! Can’t go back now but I hope you keep going because your stand up is amazing and is what the world needs

[@Babunen]

As you said.. he seemed confident and secured. Maybe that was not the case in reality.

[@severussnape3311]

I am currently watching this mans entire work and, i like it because it is *PROPPER ENGLISCH*. I'm planning to visit a show next year to pay, respects.

[@BBLphilosopher]

He’s doing a tour right now go see him

[@adz3420]

you cant see him live if he's dead

[@Bobthytart]

Glad to support you in anyway I can, RIP Sean Lock.

[@donbronson2518]

Good lord that lady at the start was asking for it! You can't tell Jimmy to move along you're just prolonging the inevitable. That was brilliant

[@eliwolf3620]

Yess!!! Please upload more full shows

[@UldisBiz]

What never ceases to amaze me is how Jimmy comes up with these witty and really funny comments on the spot. Like, some of them might be kind of prepared in advance as they have more general applications. But 'have you been hypnotized into defecating on the spot?' is definitely not possible to prepare for. While writing a really funny comedy material by itself is not something anyone can do (in fact, unfortunately, most stand-up comedians can't), these in-the-moment witty comments are just an absolute sign of comedy genius IMHO.

[@luisgomez8635]

Hes hardly the first to do those type of jokes

[@UldisBiz]

@@luisgomez8635 specifically?

[@adammitchell7403]

It's not on the spot it's just haven a brain an as I'm told a twisted sence of humour ... ie its comdey

[@lumbahrye]

41:50 Did Jimmy just laugh... correctly?

[@roynasser1]

Please make a new special.....I know all the existing ones by heart 😂

[@car-pezaclu1394]

you a folking legend for uploading this on youtube. In full!

[@JoeyP946]

Amazing that these shows are free on youtube. This is top notch stuff

[@LonelyHeartsChannel]

I love Jimmy. He eases my pain😔

[@JoeyP946]

❤

[@ONEDVSDVIT]

The Money's All Gone, But The Joke's Are Still Here

[@CulinaireZaken]

Comming in through youtube again!

[@everything.custom]

Don't be sad, you can always make more money 🥲

[@mykeday]

That's what he's telling the tax man anyway 😂

[@adammitchell7403]

What would u do after the tax man bends u over an doesn't even use spit... 🤔

[@resurrection1174]

You recently said in a podcast "I'm good at telling jokes but not telling story's". I love the f****** way you just tell joke no filler.

[@Tonyhouse1168]

Jimmy’s hilarious. Screw the haters (not literally, they probably suck in bed).

[@musicloverme3993]

Screw them after they suck you.

[@Alex-vg7uu]

Thanks Jimmy!

[@VinnieG-]

Jimmy is hilarious with the audience 🤣

[@AdrianMulligan]

He's the best...love him!😂

[@toolavish]

First thing Ive noticed Is you seem to have gotten plastic surgery. Even if you odd you sill got there wit and humor enjoy your specials. Brings laughter into my life. Thank you Jimmy. Hoping for many more.

[@74357175]

It's interesting to see which lines got cut...

[@RobBob-u2n]

Love you Jimmy say something funny for a fan 😅❤

[@wickedbird1538]

😮😮thanks for giving a date for the routine. 😂😂😂❤❤❤

[@FreakazoidRobots]

Nobody can say Jimmy isn't smart. He trained his audience to applaud on command before he even got on the stage.

[@hopey7625]

Love me some jimmy

[@Vivi-hj8jg]

Hilariously funny as always

[@thenewb3189]

Dude’s PowerPoint is better than many comics’ actual standup routines…wow!

[@zarahbystrom3032]

The Real King of Britain, all rise for Jimmie "king" Carr!!!!

[@CarriganCooper]

Jimmy you’re jokes are the funniest in the world

[@SC-qm4df]

Shoutout to Jimmy's accountant

[@dianecheney4141]

It’s not the jokes, it’s the hecklers

[@CrouchingGrandpa]

Yeey Jimmyy woo.

[@jimbrown5552]

Thanks again for

[@CRAZYCR1T1C]

Thumbs up for Jimmy please. He needs payment from KZbin

[@victoriawalley8483]

Jimmy ❤

[@musicloverme3993]

The audience did not follow directions. They were sitting down!

[@tjk_7352]

I really expected a blind joke after that intro

[@vinayakpattar2091]

I am Jimmy Carr of the telly!!🎉

[@jasonforpresident5678]

1:04:54

[@normanwolfe7639]

Should have said “please give it up for… Jamaica!

[@the.aquarion]

The Prince Charles joke hits different now LMAO

[@warren52nz]

*_If the girl at the beginning that Jimmy picked on is angry, she should realise that the reason he chose her was because she the was the best looking woman near the front. That's actually a compliment._*

[@blackmaxbranning3666]

Compliment*

[@warren52nz]

@@blackmaxbranning3666 Oh, right, thanks.

[@blackmaxbranning3666]

@@warren52nz neigh problem mush.

[@blackmaxbranning3666]

@@warren52nz beautiful font by the way.

[@goldenpony822]

My bet is h8s picks are based on body language and faciap tension, like gauging their mood and reaction before even picking or addressing someone

[@LorrdFfuzyLogik]

HELLO JACKIE. YOU LOOK NICE!

[@oakley6884]

Damn, I was born in 2005 😂😂

[@thor9517]

Thanks immy for the enternainment. I would love to get roasted by you, lol.

[@andyday3571]

Although the official cause of his death was asphyxia, Treves, who performed the postmortem, concluded that Merrick had died of a dislocated neck. The exact cause of Merrick's deformities is unclear, but in 1986 it was conjectured that he had Proteus syndrome. John Merrick

[@paulboucher806]

Either you're ill or you need to kick the Charlie mate

[@DrJones36]

After so many rewatches, I've just noticed that at 1:06:49, he mimes an injection and not finger clicking.

[@martinraxyz]

Who's that chap at the beginning?

[@6egotronix]

Hey Jimmy! Saw you in Bulgaria, it was great fun! However.....why did you come to eastern europe? Are you all that broke?! :P :D

[@musicloverme3993]

So Jimmy. Who were you before?

[@telephoner-p3l]

Jimmy is "gooder"

[@Scotty.doggins]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

[@maskfal9600]

what's up with the guy @ 6:31 (right of screen) ?? Dude looks scary!!

[@NicolaiAwesome]

All the Carol Vorderman jokes are making a little bit more sense now. I used to think Jimmy just liked picking on her. Instead it was because he really wanted to bang her. Maybe he got knocked back? 😂

[@CONFLICTDC]

CLONE OR CANCER ?

[@dianecheney4141]

Levothyroxin

[@vegapunk-sx3yw]

Damn...it was recorded the year i was born

[@musicloverme3993]

53:56 Jimmy, these days you can be on fire if you are an EV.

[@CaptainXArchileusX]

zzzzzing!!

[@MrMattyb05]

Looks like hes run out of adrenechrome

[@steveosshenanigans]

Interestingly the yank part of this vid towards the end, is noticeably spoken slower and is spoken in a clearer voice……no doubt to appease the yanks

[@tuveuxlademocratieoutuveux4692]

*My goodness you lost weight Jimmy ! What happened ?...*

[@RabbiHerschel]

Sneed

[@rossdonnelly7923]

Sorry my man but ya look miserable after losing the bit of meet ya had on ya Sorry

[@goodquestion8064]

Jimmy cut out the intro and go straight to the cut

[@Gungnir762]

Humour lost to the woke… but loved by humans…

[@crashalexander7232]

wow ....guess i been watching his ....old stuff ...he seems to have aged very rapidly ....wow.

[@davidsmart8594]

No new material then?

[@David-rj6zr]

Skip all the talking and just fill program with ads. KZbin has got shite

[@hglbrg]

Jimmy mate you are going full Michael Jackson lately. Hope you stop before that happens.

[@Oh_Nanners]

So Jimmy, when will you move out from the format of "series of jokes" and into a full show?

[@KAMPEKItranslate]

Oh my God, it's Jimmy Carr, notorious rip off of Johnny Buss

[@ONEDVSDVIT]

HahaHA!

[@modithorson7484]

Who?

[@sparkyobrien649]

we love Jimmy Carr ... but we know better than to go to a live show ... he can be ruthless if you catch his eye ... but he knows better than to single out the Indians !