Trump's Miserable in Court, Majority of Men Think He Respects Women & Deranged Governor Shoots Puppy

Trump’ has reportedly been miserable at his trial, he wished Melania Happy Birthday from outside the courtroom, he was in Miami to meet with his favorite punching bag Ron DeSantis, Eric made an appearance on Fox News to try and help his father out, Donald posted about RFK Jr. five different times over the weekend, boxer Ryan Garcia got an invite to Mar-a-Lago, the NFL Draft wrapped up and there were some excellent interview moments, South Dakota Governor and current Trump VP candidate Kristi Noem admitted to shooting her dog and several other farm animals, a majority of men think that Donald Trump respects women, and the monologue is interrupted by a young man in the audience who also respects women deeply.
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[@GLHerzberg]

"New York Hates You" was just toooooo F'ing funny!

[@Tigerlily1950]

I wish there was better than a thumbs up for your comment 🤗

[@mindyschocolate]

Music to my ears.

[@ironcauldrontarot]

Love how trump pointed and waved like he was getting cheered.

[@annenelson5656]

Good on NYC!

[@annenelson5656]

@@Tigerlily1950 I know! I wish I could give a hundred thumbs up.

[@moonmunster]

I can't believe that Noam shot a 13 month old German Wirehaired Pointer. Those are high energy dogs. She was just a bad owner and not just because of her politics. Of course that dog was going to go after chickens. It is a bird dog. Duh!

[@Confucius_Says...]

You, are too intelligent to be the Governor of South Dakota‼️😂

[@ln8116]

She could have called an animal shelter

[@CharlotteStockton]

She needs to be jailed for animal abuse.

[@katiecaddle209]

Its south Dakota she's the governor of.

[@elisaa9981]

If you have an untrained dog, you have no business letting it out from the car unleashed when you're visiting a neighbor's farm with free ranging chickens. How she could have committed that mistake, what with knowing how the dog responded to birds in the wild, and with her supposed experience from growing up on a farm, is beyond my comprehension.

[@biondna7984]

I grew up on a ranch. We never shot an animal for misbehaving or smelling bad. We trained them, sold them, or cleaned them. Dear God what a narcissistic maniac.

[@jamiehammer3588]

That's the way we did it also.

[@michellenorris8471]

8:30 People can get a prison sentence in the U.K. for animal cruelty.

[@Mark2sCar310]

She should go to the UK and say what she did and go to jail

[@theoriginalkrabbypatty]

But unborn babies are ok I’m sure 🙄

[@b.freanch227]

EXACTLY.

[@jenniferriske1328]

That poor dog. She could have just surrendered it to an animal shelter or rescue.

[@KAS6558]

we are talking about a republican. She would have never given the dog a break.

[@flenzy]

The goat as well. If these animals hated her, they had good reason.

[@jacquelineotto4148]

She thinks by killing that beautiful dog makes her to be more MAGA.

[@francie5161]

And 3 horses that had been in the family for 25 years.

[@helenmcfarland2997]

In order to do that she would have to prove she had a humane bone in her body! NEVER HAPPEN!

[@Brook11223]

Biden's statement with his opponent being a six year old is just hilarious.

[@S.Shea2432]

President Biden shouldn't offend six year olds by comparing them to trump!! 🤣🤣

[@whiskyjames4200]

He's more like a 3 year old spoiled brat!

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

Let's be honest. His description was honest n right in a way my good n confused granddad talks

[@loookaroundyou]

​@@tyronevaldez-kruger5313Sorry for your feelings

[@tyronevaldez-kruger5313]

@@loookaroundyou it's an analysis with no regard for feelings. I'm balanced as Snoop in a music video

[@bartman64]

None of Noem’s staffers said anything because they were afraid they’d get dragged out to the gravel pit

[@Confucius_Says...]

😂😂😂

[@ln8116]

Her kids are probably scared to death of her.

[@LunaShimmyDiva]

She single-handedly made “the gravel pit” new catch phrase for unsafe circumstances. That takes talent!

[@iamjackscompletelackofsurp9606]

Makes you wonder what else is buried in that gravel pit😮

[@marvinmartin4692]

Can you imagine how her children would freak out if mom said let’s go to the gravel pit!

[@mattmower6370]

Training a dog to hunt birds, and then getting upset that it....hunted some birds, and then determining a 13 month old puppy is "untrainable" so ENDING ITS LIFE is disney villain level behavior!

[@stevejette2329]

matt - Cruella Deville ? Dalmation hater.

[@Torrey33327]

​@@stevejette2329 Cruella loved Dalmations...made into coats.

[@lizl6514]

Ahhh RIP Cricket 😢. I lived on a farm - this is not how animals are treated.

[@buddhacat422]

Totally agree!

[@LFetterman7903]

Perhaps that’s how things were done on the farm…A HUNDRED YEARS AGO! In 2024?! ABSOLUTELY NOT! This woman is a PSYCHOPATH!

[@mayatara1980]

So I suppose they all live their full lives until they die of old age?

[@polyglot12]

"New York Hates You!"🤣🤣🤣

[@aggressiveattitudeera887]

My respect for New York grows.

[@A.Briggs628]

Ohhh Yeah! 🎤🎼 I love New York 🎶🎵 💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵💙🩵

[@MH-nz4mv]

"Germany hates you"! too😝😝😝

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

⚖️🌆💙🌊💙🌊🌆⚖️

[@Dee_Nice89]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@markstevens1729]

Damn! That “NEW YORK HATES YOU!” chant was perfectly in time. Rare.

[@amarbyrd2520]

We practice so we're ready every time he shows up. My mom thinks Trump Tower should be converted to public housing 😊

[@Lisa-pl6gv]

That. Is. Awesome.

[@dwhitman3092]

​@@amarbyrd2520 😂👍

[@davidlundquist1979]

Well, it is only one more syllable than "Let's go Mets!" They've got lots of practice.

[@joyceevans7734]

@@amarbyrd2520they should house the migrants that DeSantis bused to New York in Trump Tower for Free 😅

[@jrey9484]

The kid with the jackets is an everyday guy, I hope he stays humble mom should be proud

[@marysaum2213]

He's cute ❤

[@designbyplum]

Yesss!

[@amandainsa1048]

He's absolutely right, IMO. I just bought a really nice coat and 2 hoodies. 60% off!

[@VaveeDances]

I thought it was super sweet…telling the world how his mom taught him to be a smart shopper ❤

[@TheErraticGardener]

Melania doesn’t take his calls, so he has to use the media…

[@tck3041]

😅 love it!

[@longlivedemocracy756]

That was a good one! Thanks for the laugh 🤣!

[@princequestly2218]

I’m glad Noem was too stupid and insane to realize she probably shouldn’t tell people she kills puppies. When these people tell you who they are, believe them.

[@zbaschtian]

What's even worse is that despite this there's still a small amount on internet trolls trying to defend her.

[@annelousteau9799]

New York hates him! 😂😅😂❤

[@democracylives8448]

Hells yeah we do!!

[@loganmalough2379]

Yeah. So does Canada!

[@girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288]

I'm so proud of my community. Speaking truth to .... orange mess. 🌆💙🌊💙🌊🌆

[@m.capazzi9470]

So does California!

[@lovetafrank7852]

Well a lot of montanans do but not all.

[@susansellars3869]

No wonder Melania sleeps in her own room! I don't blame her!

[@sundayoliver3147]

No one made her marry him...

[@bessiestrain9385]

She is sleeping not even in the same building!

[@patrickdufresne8485]

Hating animals tells me everything I need to know about a person.

[@JennyJeong425]

Exactly!

[@vinniediesel1369]

Anyone who has the power to make you believe absurdities, has the power to make you commit atrocities. ~Voltaire

[@darrellwallick3269]

Absolutely 💯 %😮

[@jeromefitzroy]

Voltaire? Don’t care.

[@michaelawford7325]

@@jeromefitzroy Your choice

[@sjstone.7989]

​@@jeromefitzroyTrump loves the uneducated.

[@user-pb7ig4sv2l]

Good quote. The poorly educated will hate it

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump has been miserable in court? That makes me happy.

[@flyrobin2544]

🎉🥂

[@garyfoster3854]

👍👍😀

[@stefanhoimes]

Schadenfreude. With emphasis on the _freude_

[@COLDB33R]

He's that miserable just thinking about the possibility of going to JAIL. Think of how miserable he will be when it becomes a reality. If that didn't make you even happier, I have failed.

[@OldWrench59]

Hey! Ya done good!👍😊@@COLDB33R

[@filipeventura2729]

In Portugal where im from and live the "lady" who shot the dog would go to jail for that.

[@ednaking956]

Our justice system is a joke here in the states. They make it up as they go. And don't get me started on women's NO-Rights. So dangerous for women here!!! 🤬

[@cactustree505]

Can we send her to Portugal and then put her on the Do Not Fly list?

[@johnmaki3046]

EVERYONE "needs" to visit Portugal nowadays; LET US "fund" Christi Noams' "ADVENTURE"!

[@jarretheller2244]

"New York Hates You!"

[@jlrice571]

I love NYC

[@johnmaki3046]

COMMON MORALITY HATES NOEM!

[@tonib.3016]

The world does too 😂

[@baxtronx5972]

My dog took around 2 years to fully train. He lived to 15 years old. He was the best dog.

[@mykingdomforak9]

💝. Patience, and Love 🥰, (with many treats always on-hand☺️). 💞 🐾

[@Sirtuner]

And it take constNt training...not just when you feel like it.

[@mykingdomforak9]

​@@Sirtuner Important to train when they feel their best 😊, therefore, only when they feel up to it, and never overwhelm them. Allow dogs to be themselves. 💕 🐾. Tamar Geller has excellent books regarding how to train them, humanely. 🥰

[@MsMars.]

Kristi Noem could have easily called dog whisperer, Cesar Milan. He would have jumped at the chance to film an episode or two of training her on how to correctly behave with her dog.

[@dsddala467]

Yep, we got our rescue doggie, Roxanne when she was around 2, and she was not house trained. It literally took 2 weeks with lots of positive affirmation when she would do her business outside, and put outside the minute she messed in the house with the bag or rags used to clean up her mess. Never mean, never scolding. She got it. I adopted another rescue, Junebug who was 8 and never house trained. Oh, man, it took a year. That old adage about not being able to teach an old dog a new trick...it's was rough, but we did it. My point is at 14 months, I could teach that dog to do anything. Noem is stupid and lazy and cruel. She should be banned from ever having a dog again.

[@ernestchacon4928]

PETA should go after Noem for her own admission of her cruelty of animals..., WTF ???

[@rachelolson5488]

I want to hear from the "responsible breeders " and the AKC, I'M WAITING.

[@user-yu2zx4cg8h]

Yes!

[@tylerkochman1007]

PETA’s not a government agency. The worst they can do is run ads and protest her

[@bobthrepeeoh]

PETA steals pets and livestock from people's yards. Being a member should land you in prison for being a member of a crime ring.

[@sdsmt99]

Those Peta arrest warrants...man, be better...WTF???

[@dlghenderson2837]

Jimmy you are helping me stay sane throughout all of this idiotic presidential campaign and beyond.

[@amie6085]

When you have to put an animal down, you do it with compassion -- not in a fit of rage. Noem displayed a rage reaction which reflects lack of self-control -- not toughness.

[@wheressteve]

The "P" grabber and the puppy killer ticket is prime MAGA.

[@timothyburnett2770]

😅😅

[@kathyrama4570]

PAB and KREEPY KRISTI.

[@whiskyjames4200]

Yeah, perfect together....

[@Greg-io1ip]

Wish he would. But Trump's worried about Noem so willing to end "A Stinky Old Goat".

[@wingman416]

She thought she would show Trump that she could make the 'tough decisions', like killing an innocent puppy. How did it get out of the car to eat the chickens? Trump would NEVER pick to run with someone tougher and crueler than himself. What she accomplished was letting us all know that she should not be one big-Mac away from the presidency! His judgement seems to rely on looks, not ability! What else is new?

[@jljl5449]

Wow, just wow. She's not just the type of person who shoots a puppy, but the kind of person who thinks it's everyone will think nothing of it. She's mental

[@karenseeley6174]

She actually thought that the story would endear people to her!

[@annjohnson8437]

She murdered a pet goat as well. She is a psychopath! ❤

[@joedaniels1597]

​@karenseel ey6174 she resonated with the people she was trying to reach. The people in her state must be very proud of her.

[@patientzero5685]

@@joedaniels1597many city people would be shocked at how differently country people love their animals

[@texasrefugee7888]

​@@patientzero5685"love"?

[@bostonterry7460]

Unbelievable! What a horrible human being 🤬

[@dannyleo4791]

There is something very wrong with that guy Ryan Garcia. He needs help

[@buddhacat422]

The tatoo ink has gone to his brain...

[@xy6845]

You don't say haha 😂

[@BlueJazzBoyNZ]

If Noem treats her pets like this what is she doing to her Children.. ?

[@paddyholly2184]

But she Trusts Her Teeth to California haha.

[@darrellwallick3269]

Oh Dear God, Does She have Children??😮😢😮😢

[@alysiareid6659]

​@@paddyholly2184Texas

[@alank1220]

"if you don't make valedictorian .... Well, I won't say, just remember what happened to Cricket"

[@perkasami6305]

​@@paddyholly2184She went to Texas for her teeth

[@charlesmartin1121]

Trump actually gave Melania a wonderful present by his absence.

[@whiskyjames4200]

Yes! Less stinky farts...

[@mindyschocolate]

Oh, I’m positive she didn’t mind.

[@lovetafrank7852]

No she was glad he wasn't there that way she could have spent the entire day with her boyfriend

[@kitcoffey7194]

Poor Melania

[@allisonjames2923]

She’s done a great job of being nowhere near him for almost all of the past 3.5 years

[@gabs4692]

If you can't be patient with animals you should not have any.

[@vickien4524]

Her best birthday present was him not being with her. She was beyond happy I’m sure.

[@breal7277]

"New York hates you!!!" I wouldn't expect anything less from those New Yorkers. 🤣

[@Moluccan56]

I ❤ New Yorkers.

[@amarbyrd2520]

That's what we say every time he comes back

[@Agent_Metapod]

WILLINGLY admitting to killing your own dog as a "life moment" is CRAZYYY WACKO !

[@DexPlaysBad]

Right like she could have EASILY found it a home where someone else would better know how to handle and train him and love him

[@gritskennedy5007]

This woman gocernor of south dakota should go to jail for killing animals.

[@vala1277]

You never do your own euthanasia because it might not work. What is wrong with that woman? Veterinarians do visit farms. She needs to go to prison. Poor Cricket

[@jj-hawk]

Noem is absolutely vile

[@rcpilot179]

Fun fact. She is banned from 17% of her own state. Seems like she has issues with Native Americans.

[@teresajohansen2589]

Her big lips and killing her dog is sickening

[@y0nd3r]

Noem Going Back

[@howardlashbrook8500]

Would you expect anything else from the Maga cult?

[@stevejette2329]

jj - LOTS of animals are killed every day. Some for food, some for unwanted. Around the world, many people use dogs for food. (I have seen dogs eaten). But the real Noem problem is her inability to know how this would be received. Politicians are so often out of touch with the citizens.

[@janiceconnett3192]

DOGs will act out their owner's own emotions....this really says a lot about Noem

[@TheCoolProfessor]

That man is incapable of respecting anyone.

[@lukedeluxe]

Temper Tan Trump

[@elainstill1671]

Anyone (male or female) who votes for Donald doesn't respect women or themselves.

[@xy6845]

I mean look how he lives, he doesn't even respect himself.

[@audiogeneral]

Kim Jong Un is hurt.

[@amann2547]

Kristi Noem has also been banned by multiple Native American tribes *in her own state* from their land. She can't visit almost 20% of the land in the state.

[@V3x0r]

I bet her staffers are afraid of being put down.

[@desperadox7565]

That's still 80% too much.

[@TheOfficialTarynTots]

That's good to know. I'm glad to hear that.

[@frankrizzuto5948]

I did not know that, but I agree with @TheOfficialTarynTots: that IS good to know. Another teachable moment from Native Americans.

[@novafamily8430]

HA!

[@outtakontroll3334]

where the hell do they get these men who think trump respects women? not here.

[@badpiggies988]

Those “polls” are a joke, at this point you deserve to be lied to if you’re still taking them seriously

[@TooSlowTube]

It was another poll of people with landlines who answer calls from strangers. Almost no one under 40 has a landline... apparently.

[@dawnstanley1733]

​@@TooSlowTube Lol, I'm older and still don't have a landine. Who are these people? My dad who's 84 still don't have a landline.

[@martinfiedler4317]

It's simple: compare him to Brandon... Mr. "My daughter is scared to take a shower, when I'm in da house"

[@dawnstanley1733]

@@martinfiedler4317 Is that why she is sticking up for her dad? Because it never happened.

[@Mark2sCar310]

Noem’s book should NOT be published and she should be jailed for animal abuse

[@johnmaki3046]

Noem's "book" WILL BE PUBLISHED! Noem WILL NOT be prosecuted for "ANIMAL ABUSE"! Noem WILL "rise" to the TOP of "Republican superiority"! SH-T ALWAYS FLOATS!

[@nic8277]

She needs to go to jail. That was a puppy. It needed time and love .. not a bullet and a gravel pit.. it’s indecent.. and people voted for her. Republicans said nothing all week about this

[@flenzy]

Because they approve of this behavior. This is why I am not a Republican.

[@thatswhatisaid8908]

Some of them (in youtube comments) said, "If an animal goes after livestock, it has to be put down, that's the law". Others said "we've all done it". Puke.

[@richyp64]

Hey Jimmy, I've actually experienced these red hats first hand and the trauma they cause. They drive around the community with those big American flags waving off the back of their cars and it's absolutely terrifying to experience. Vote blue as if your life depends on it. 💙💙

[@kitcoffey7194]

They're rampant in Sacramento

[@lseh4720]

it’s like Al Queda

[@ronaldbarker5407]

Because it does

[@MartineReed]

@@lseh4720It is Al Quaida “The Base”

[@aros007z]

I laugh at them!

[@mf_explosive304]

Wait…. 54% of men thinks he respects women? Wtf is going on in peoples heads?

[@theemmjay5130]

Not much, if you ask me.

[@Lv-nq9qz]

I think they read the question wrong, they thought it said 'donald trump expects women' in the sense that he expects them to cook and clean and be quiet and stuff.

[@AntLisa]

Imagine that, 54% of men have absolutely no respect for women. WTF. Strange how 50.8 have just lost their gd rights. Roe Rage. It's a thing. I have it. Roe Roe Roe your vote. See you in Roevember "men" 😡 Please just keep keeping your head facing forward. Democracy for the win. 🗽 ✊🏻

[@jasonsabbath6996]

54% of the 1000 men they asked. They hardly speak for everyone.

[@breitfart5285]

@@jasonsabbath6996 that’s a respectable sample size, and while there are definitely limitations to polls, the true percentage of men in the US that think Donald Trump respects women (or don’t care enough to consider the question thoroughly) is probably not far off

[@anitadees4223]

I love that Mom! Way to keep it real in the face of a drama-dredging interviewer.

[@SkywiseStormwolf]

Jimmy, Sir, you are just KILLING IT!!!! keep up the good work, and keep giving Nap-oleon Bonafart a run for his money, or lack thereof.

[@erwinl.8152]

The kid with the coat is too dang precious for this world.

[@natalieparker3187]

That was absolutely so real and I loved it!

[@lovetafrank7852]

He's a disgrace

[@tangopunk]

He is adorable!

[@clairealderwood1928]

He was a sweetie.

[@jerushamaxwell281]

And he respects his Mom.

[@vinniediesel1369]

Signs of a sociopath • behavior conflicting with social norms, repeatedly pushes the envelope into uncharted territory. • disregarding or violating the rights of others, insubordinate to any form of authority. • unconcerned in distinguishing between right and wrong. • inability to show remorse, for they have none, void of empathy. • tendency to lie often, repeatedly, automatically. Behaves in a risky, impulsive, dangerous manner. • extremely manipulative, exploits others without any care of who gets hurt. • no conscience or guilt, refusal to accept responsibility for their actions, claiming ownership in the success of others.

[@gotyoubythezipper]

Exactly.....

[@jokendrick2124]

Donald Tootie Trump fits the criteria. Not surprised.

[@shesaknitter]

Noem should put all of that on her resume...spelling it out, so to speak. Maybe she has in that book. What an awful, awful person.

[@nicholasfarrell5981]

Newman!

[@ramachandra7729]

Another sign of a sociopath: ignoring the ongoing genocide completely and never referring to it like a coward. F ABC! Free Palestine!

[@carlstanford7607]

The dog was an untrained puppy. Her kids came home that day asking ‘where is cricket’ as he was their family pet. Noem made a kneejerk psycho decision because she according to her own words ‘hated’ the puppy.

[@dsddala467]

Just the fact that she hates puppies and goats means she is a psychopath. The might not behave as you want, but you have to think like them to understand them, and that is a deference she is in capable of affording animals. Her laziness in understanding them fundamentally, is very telling.

[@tammyerb7811]

How is South Dakota Governor murdering her dog not a violation of PACT Act? Trump signed this act into law October 2019, when did she do this?

[@Terry-lh8cn]

20 years ago

[@robert-wr9xt]

@@Terry-lh8cn Prove it using a full sentence with context.

[@dmercury292]

Noem is a disgrace! I do hope Chump still picks her as his running mate. 🍿

[@YouTubetail]

Hi Mr jimmy best 👍🏼

[@user-eq9su6bk2n]

More than a disgrace

[@2300enduserperson1]

Kristi Noem: portrait of a serial killer.

[@taytk8005]

If Legally Possible, Noem Should Be Charged For Her Murderous Acts Against Her Pets. Pets' Life & Love Matters.

[@people744]

You need the entire story about the dog. Also,this was 20 years ago. Yes I love animals and have always had dogs

[@vinniediesel1369]

To quote former United States President Theodore Roosevelt: "No man is above the law and no man is below it; nor do we ask any man's permission when we ask him to obey it. Obedience to the law is demanded as a right, not asked as a favor." "The judges who administer justice in our countries must be seen as ethical and subject to meaningful correction when it is necessary. Nothing less than the rule of law is at stake."

[@Nothingbutlovehere369]

❤

[@robinsansing2642]

Could you forward to the Supreme Court Judges, they don't seem to have a clue about these great words!

[@Tigerlily1950]

Where are politicians of such integrity today. We are at a loss for it

[@kitcoffey7194]

Which is why the public has suffered from Trump's endless stalling and delaying tactics, when anyone else doing the same stuff would have long been in jail by now. Democracy demands swift justice.

[@lesleyjohnson8488]

And ironically, and in spite of how much I still admire him, he is partially responsible for the Republican Party as it is today. His Bull Moose party stripped the Republicans of their progressive faction in a contest with William Howard Taft for the conservative vote. Now it bears only a ghostly resemblance to the party of Lincoln. 😢

[@mylove616]

🤔 So she taught the baby (puppy), to hunt birds, but then comitted cruelty to animals, cause it was hunting birds!! 📝✔️

[@badkitty1285]

That Kristie Noem segment was pure gold. It is rare for me to burst out laughing-but I couldn’t help myself.

[@jackson7880]

I wonder what it takes for a governor to just let someone else adopt a pup

[@paddyholly2184]

Noem is a Brown Haired Palin haha.

[@ln8116]

@@paddyholly2184 Maybe she will amazingly have a baby next week???

[@jannetteberends8730]

And when you have to say farewell to an animal, you go to the vet. She also used a shock collar. They are forbidden in my country.

[@jackharrison7613]

@@jannetteberends8730 You can tell a lot about a country by how it treats animals.

[@roni6215]

Well , it is South Dakota .

[@rickcooper156]

I sure hope that Kristy Noem's kids don't ever piss her off!

[@JRoss-zxzx]

They probably hide their report cards from her

[@vitolast5199]

Or grow up with her values.

[@sandralybrand9425]

Best Comment Yet! ❤️

[@STV-H4H]

I see no problem, if her kids make her angry, she’s out of commission.

[@Lobster_Dance]

6:40 I applaud someone having good sense and a down to earth personality. He was so nice! Said he’d take them there personally! I love it. It is refreshing to hear someone on their way up talking about hitting sales at Macy’s. Keep that part of you and remember where you came from! That is so great

[@aaronmcgoona948]

I’ve scrolled to find a comment on this guy. He put a smile on my face- what an awesome guy

[@Lobster_Dance]

@@aaronmcgoona948 I felt like people who laugh outright never shopped two seasons ahead before. Just good advice

[@Trogdor1365]

She was training the dog to hunt birds and killed her because she went after chickens? What?!?!

[@x5775]

KUDOS to the man in the yellow jacket! Jimmy was teasing him but, in my opinion, this world would be a better place if more people thought like him (and his mother). There's no shame in being thoughtful as to how one spends one's money.

[@feliciagee89]

As a buffalo bill fan i'm excited for him to be on our team. He was so delightful

[@Tigerlily1950]

So glad to hear there are sane people in the US by reading the comments.

[@kitcoffey7194]

The sane ones better show up on Election Day.

[@eyesuckle]

Wish I could tell you that the insane ones are just a tiny minority but sadly. . . it's closer to half the country. That's the really disturbing part.

[@bellabunnell3174]

​@eyesuckle it's nowhere near half.

[@leepattykelly2132]

​@kitcoffey7194 count on me, my FREIND! I won't miss it even if they try to keep me from voting, and they will.

[@xy6845]

Hahaha I cannot even look at Bartiromo and Eric without bursting out into laughter 😂🤣 What a shitshow

[@jsmcguireIII]

Noem is ON BRAND for MAGA.

[@charlenemack7040]

For Melania’s birthday present Trump got her a pair of gold sneakers and a Bible.

[@jodyfulford8215]

😂 That reminds me of the time when my cousins gave me Amway products from their failed pyramid scheme "business." Now they're Trump University alumni.

[@lseh4720]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@user-yu2zx4cg8h]

😅👍

[@seakr9838]

at 10% off no doubt.

[@poppybell8217]

Watching Trump speak is painful!

[@allenlovell1604]

Viewing him makes me 🤒 and listening to him on the radio 📻 or on KZbin give me a fricking headache ! I'm trying to disengage from the constant, non-stop coverage of every single day of Drumph's trial ; his rallies [ LOL 😆 😂 🤣 ], and his speeches 💬!

[@conradweinstock7992]

I'm getting PTSD

[@LillyTheLonelySock]

​@@conradweinstock7992 Post-Trump Stress Disorder?

[@lovetafrank7852]

And nauseating

[@Evans1934]

I never get tired of hearing others say something like that. Cuz that's exactly how I feel.

[@berthagreen1620]

Omg. These guys are freaking insane.

[@MarcEvans-lj1rk]

40-1-2.3 Neglect, abandonment, or mistreatment of animal--Misdemeanor. 40-1-2.4 Cruelty to animals--Felony. SDakota

[@dsddala467]

I wonder what the statue of limitations is on it. Apparently, it was 20 years ago that she slaughtered that doggie.

[@MarcEvans-lj1rk]

@@dsddala467 well, I wouldn't rule out the gravel pit isn't filled with others...usually, those types of behaviors are repeated...but I understand your point...

[@WesaTwoRivers]

Kristi Noem has been banned from ever setting foot on tribal land in her state. 😂

[@vickioneal1401]

Why?

[@amcmartin]

I heard McDonald's has named a burger after Trump. It's called the Daughter Pounder.

[@peterharris38]

That's frikkin 😅😂😂

[@timbo3030]

I just spit out my tee😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@jokendrick2124]

That made me laugh way out loud!!!

[@martyjames9368]

😅😅😅

[@darylthomas4522]

Reminds me of the jackson burger,40yr old meat between 7yo buns

[@user-vq4cj8wv1x]

Wouldn't anyone else be brought up on charges, isn't that considered cruelty to animals?

[@jondoe8889]

He's a bad dog - but she lets him run, unleashed, on a farm? Who is it that is untrainable???

[@user-ee3zk4xb4l]

He sickens me. Send him to prison already. VOTE BLUE and get trump out on his a$$.

[@sandraandrews9907]

💙💙💙

[@mozzi8000]

Hell nah

[@Sadbuttrue-ThatSwedishGirl]

💀

[@Sadbuttrue-ThatSwedishGirl]

DT⬆️

[@Samael-Metzger]

The "Toot Fairy" leaves Donald a quarter every time he sharts his underpants.

[@AHavenOfWellness]

😂😂

[@christopherlane5238]

Maybe thats how hes paying his legal bills? I mean, thats a lot of quarters.

[@elviarodriguez3908]

He meant djt is too farty.

[@Samael-Metzger]

Well he does have some pretty "sharty" lawyers. They probably don't cost anywhere near what actually competent and honest lawyers would. (Assuming he could find an honest attorney willing to represent him). @@christopherlane5238

[@willvgo2950]

Like many of his scammed donors, it was probably intended as a 1 time contribution & then started getting the account drained.

[@juliereyes2313]

She needs to be arrested for cruelty to animals.

[@ln8116]

She could have given the dog to an animal shelter.

[@garcia4835]

@@ln8116or to another home 😢

[@c.guydubois8270]

Some training? Perhaps A wee bit of responsible control/ownership...

[@meganbyrne2138]

@@c.guydubois8270she’s untrainable. And by “she” I mean Kristi Noem

[@scipioafricanus5871]

@@c.guydubois8270 she probably tried to train the puppy herself, you know how a governor salary doesn't pay for a dog trainer these days...

[@markjohnson7536]

You probably want to check that gravel pit for human bodies.

[@bonniebarrios4801]

Maybe she should have called her book "The gravel Pitt" or "The Making of a Serial Killer".😵😡

[@monicamacneille3372]

Melania has him blocked. Hahaha

[@spacelemur7955]

DeSantis is such a poodle. He better stay away from Kristi Noem.

[@BarryOnness]

Insult to Poodles!

[@nancyvickers2814]

Keon Coleman paid attention to what his mom taught him. Good for him. He is so right - never pay full retail - good for you Keon.

[@patriciajump9511]

That's the most important point to make - that she and her book writing staff used SUCH POOR judgement as to publish that story about the dog and the goat.

[@vinniediesel1369]

The only "skin lotion" locked behind plexiglass is called "LUBE".

[@dogsrule2075]

😂😂😂

[@ClintElder-qj1qu]

Eric Trump: "It puts the lotion on the skin..."

[@CCCC-rw9hx]

​@@ClintElder-qj1qu exactly !!! Serious Buffalo Bill vibes.

[@blerdofpeace5329]

😂😂😂😂

[@Petethehun]

Back in the early 1960’s my dad got a couple tree harvesting machines (skidders) so did not need horses to pull logs out of the bush for his sawmill. Still he kept his horses for a long time. They were fed and kept in stables with a small yard in the winter and were in a large grass field for about 8 months of the year. The last 3 horses had to be put down in the mid 1970’s due to their old age and near end of life. My dads eyes were red with emotion when their health no longer made it possible to keep them. I recall my dad saying how the horses like to work when treated well and appreciated. It touches me to think that he would not as significant cost and time abandon his horses when no longer needed. It was a true friendship.

[@anaperez5442]

And she is "Persona Non Grata" in the eyes of many Native Americans, who have banned her from their Reservations.

[@OrangeTurdDonnie-sb6dc]

Governor MAGA Noem runs over turtle because it wouldn’t move off driveway!

[@ethbri49781]

"I shop like my mom" Kid has a good head on his shoulders. Now just remember one thing: Nobody you meet over the next 10 years is a friend and don't give any of them a dime.

[@Lv-nq9qz]

And invest youd money, dont blow it on cars and houses

[@echospaw899]

So true! 🫤

[@davidlundquist1979]

Yeah, he seemed like an oddball, but in a fun, harmless way. The NFL could use more guys who aren't just loudmouth jerks. Except for the loudmouth jerks on MY team. Those guys are the best.

[@JohnDoe-cw4lf]

The kid is a SHOPPER for REAL. !!! I been down with MACY'S "Last Act" for YEARS !!! LOL 😂😂😂

[@kitcoffey7194]

Never pay retail!

[@JohnDoe-cw4lf]

@kitcoffey7194 if you paid RETAIL - you paid TOO MUCH !!! 💯

[@samanthamariefreeman335]

Noem is trying to tell us (DT mostly) that there is NOTHING she won't do. She is saying that there is no bridge too far for her... she is as deranged as DT is. They're a matched set.

[@Machistmo]

that guy talking about the coats is living a reality that most of know well.

[@faircompetition1203]

That she bragged about it in a book tells you all you need about how poor her decision skills are and how she failed to surround herself with decent advisors .

[@drk.i.a.2969]

Yea, thats what he said to...kimmy.

[@mollybell5779]

Only the best! 😂🤦‍♀️

[@walterfristoe4643]

Of course she had to "put down" 3 horses - how else was she going to get horse heads to put in the beds of her enemies?

[@user-yu2zx4cg8h]

😂

[@Lv-nq9qz]

I bet she said something along the lines of "you hate to have to do it" but in reality, she probably enjoyed watching something die by her hands

[@chickenlittle2206]

She is the kind of hack who use her own horse.

[@LunaShimmyDiva]

Whoa Nellie!

[@rsb2323]

Someone needs to let Ryan Garcia know that praises and curses can not come out of the same mouth.

[@annikabunnel743]

I know everyone is talking about the puppy and trump, but can we appreciate for a moment how excited that dude was about his coat from Macy’s? Like it’s weirdly wholesome

[@dsddala467]

It's humble, which is really missing from mainstream anything.

[@reinertlove]

Dude talking about Macy's was so very wholesome. 😊

[@HMFan2010]

Melania's birthday wish came true! She got to spend most of it alone...

[@echospaw899]

She vunce to be alone... *fainting face

[@MerrrryBeth]

I was laughing when Kimmel mentioned her staff. I think I might be a little bit afraid to be on her staff. She might not like something I did and she might take me out to the gravel pit.😳😵

[@judd442009]

Jimmy's Venn diagram showing the overlap of Trump Voters and RFKjr Voters is hysterical.

[@Andre30006]

She needs to be in JAIL!

[@terryt.1643]

Kristi, Donald Trump is untrainable is old and smelly, too. Just saying.

[@caronstout354]

And will "chase the chickens around" if given half a chance!

[@edkrzywdzinski9121]

​@@caronstout354wasn't that image in one of his NFTs?

[@user-yu2zx4cg8h]

@terryt.1643 Hilarious! 😂😂😂

[@valeriemarott1923]

Omg! I laughed out loud at your comment! Doesn't happen often!😂🎉

[@ianchapp]

Can we get her to take Trump to the gravel pit?...

[@johnkuncho7239]

Jimmy, you are a treasure. Keep up the good work!