Guillermo in the Bourne Ultimatum

[@aybanpali]

Damon: ANSWER ME! Guillermo: ...What was the question? I lost it. Lol

[@abhinavkm]

Yeah! That was a good one 😂

[@slizerprincecool4689]

Me too bro

[@emmanuelprospere2739]

Me 3😂😂

[@Prometeu-]

02:43 Guillermo is like Tom Cruise, no green screen, he does his own stunts like a real man.

[@tiffariff]

This whole Kimmel vs. Damon never gets old XD

[@ExclusiveLM]

+Tiffany Miner ............I heard Matt Damon is bumping Kimmel by taking Kimmel's place during anal with Adam Carolla.

[@reginaldinoenchillada3513]

Damon makes it funnier by playing along

[@clairebear0802]

Tiffany Miner 'No Speak English' never gets old.😂 I was laughing so hard.😂

[@FF-545]

*Damian

[@bev0821]

Never!

[@fezzik7619]

I’m a security guard. Guillermo is our patron saint!

[@GoldenCharioteer]

This skit is so underrated.

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

Damn never knew this jimmy Kimmel vs Matt Damon started this long ago!

[@kyw5289]

what actually happened between them

[@JohanCruyff-the-Dutch-GOAT]

+BrianD nothing just a running joke! About a rivalry and it has really helped the show and kimmel!

[@GoldenCharioteer]

+BrianD Supposedly, many years ago Kimmel cut off Matt mid-interview because they'd run out of time and Matt threw a fit. After that, every night Kimmel ends his show with "My apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time". Matt Damon's reaction might've been real or staged, but ever since their rivalry has been a running gag.

[@quanganhvu7324]

+BrianD Many years ago on one night Jimmy had really boring guests and he decided to randomly throw in a joke. He chose an A-rated celebrity that in reality would have never been bumped. Matt Damon was probably the first one to come to his mind. As Jimmy said, it could've totally been someone else. When Matt found out about this, he agreed to take part in the joke and the fake feud began. Hrd to believe it's so good after all these years.

[@KevinMuller5]

When he slaps Damon, then jumps through the wall... it gets me everytime

[@noranjoku7776]

I laughed so hard when he said ''no speak English''

[@Lebartuu]

me too XD

[@dariadaria9255]

Same

[@Juliavvr]

Same

[@kyrieeleison4990]

🤣

[@LIL-CRZY_Music_]

me tooo😂😂😂

[@rosed9628]

I love this. In interviews Matt seems really measured and calm, but here he’s so aggressive and direct from the start. I know it’s for the sketch but its testament to what a good actor he is; he fully got into character as Bourne for a sketch :-)

[@johnnie543]

"I am Yayson. Bourne. Identity."

[@jeremymb1997]

jeison

[@iamchris6033]

+JeremyMB Yayson

[@masmidomad]

+UltimateGeek jason

[@iamchris6033]

+mido mashakel Yayson

[@Nisus_Wettus]

Who is JIMMY kimmel

[@stevenontheroad6129]

7 years later this one still makes me laugh!!!Great job, G!

[@styvoll2004]

😆 11 years later I still gotta come back here once in a while lol

[@shashasha98]

"No speak English" Classic.

[@miltontavares9506]

Oh my god.Best line ever ah ah

[@quietdexter3679]

1k like (≧∇≦)/

[@buzz1913]

yeah that line, I can feel even Matt Damon wants to laugh out loud

[@relaxingbelief773]

@ashish sinha when mexican caught, i knew from movie. Like me no spik inglis :)))

[@bobs182]

That's what you tell the border patrol when they stop you in southern Arizona.

[@KareenaQueen08]

After 8 years this thing never fails to make me laugh!

[@MegaWesen]

You can tell Matt Damon fucking loves Guillermo.

[@sythlorde]

Seriously who tried to read this guys name out loud with an Irish accent?? XD HILARIOUS

[@adastruh]

Father O’Mally’O’Connel’O’Carrol’O’Reilly’O’Brian’O’Sullivan who is also Italian Fr!!

[@Erasureeraser]

I mean who doesn't love Guillermo? (Aside Donald Trump) 😂😂

[@one.2622]

@@Erasureeraser 🤣😂

[@Neurodivergent-j1f]

@@adastruhI love that I know that reference.

[@TheLovelySheri]

I would watch this, Guillermo as Jason Bourns sidekick 😂😂😂

[@aaronpierce4443]

I love how Guillermo says "Jason Bourne Identity" as his name xD

[@jasonlomax4463]

Aaron Pierce

[@Savage--]

Yayson.

[@benpowers7316]

It’s Yayson Bourne Identity

[@Skynet_the_AI]

😆

[@Ghozt.141tf]

Ya ya Yayson

[@anibaldk]

Great friendship they have going on.

[@AngryNerdBird]

"I am Yayson Bourne Identity"

[@andrew-pd7nf]

why doesnt he say "whos yimmy kimmel?" lol

[@gilzineto]

Andy Hawk Jimmy is hes boss, he would never mistake the pronunciation of his bosses name!

[@ravipappu8257]

I think he said Gayson, lol

[@rachelsantos1806]

rachelsantos

[@ravipappu8257]

Or Gay Son, lol

[@TheGymnast71]

This is literally so freaking hilarious jimmy kimmel writers are amazing

[@themonopolyguy4365]

Lol he keeps saying yayson but says jimmy right away

[@kas7344]

The Monopoly Guy actually he says Yim-ee

[@DrewMcIntyre.]

The monopoly actually says Yess-Een-Bourne-Identity.

[@anonym58063]

Years of practice

[@notreallyaniceguytho1648]

Matt: Ja, ja, jason Giyemo: Ye, ye, yeson Fck Im dying. 😂

[@TheTraveler2222]

Matt Damon is such a good sport

[@awesome1ru]

TheTraveler yeah he gets free advertising for it tho

[@Skynet_the_AI]

Matt Damon assuredly appreciates that. ;). XD

[@romofas]

He seems like a nice dude. Good heart.

[@kissofdeath4449]

"No Speak English" gave me a heart attack. Been long time I laughed this hard.

[@hvf26]

man i fucking love guillermo. give this man his own movie please

[@izpauli]

hvf26 He has a couple. Watch 'Assface' and 'Estupido' he is a genius!

[@dartz3142]

lol I remember those ones, such pieces of art

[@immixxous]

that chase at the end was the most intense chase I've ever seen

[@martinzachariah1164]

that fall was not planned u can hear it in his voice oil😂😂😂😂

[@martinzachariah1164]

lol

[@smsbackupcarlos]

oil? he says ay pronounce like the letter I. He was obvious reaction to him falling.

[@audioplugg5310]

IKR LOL! that fool looked like he twisted his ankle.

[@justiny7384]

Audioplugg looked kinda like a sprain .

[@tshivhuyan.7517]

I laughed ugly at this.😂 I feel to bad.

[@dianewinchester2930]

Guillermo and Matt. Hilarious combination.

[@armancz]

This must one of the best skits on Kimmel xD Seen it many times and still hilarious. "because I'm sittin in your office.... HAHAHAHA" xD

[@thetrollboner3283]

armancz I also love the one where Matt is promoting Elysium, and Guillermo comes in and has a poster that says ESTUPIDO with an arrow pointing at Matt, and when Matt removes it, Guillermo flips it, and it says ASS FACE an arrow pointing at Matt again. I think that's my favorite one.

[@TheEnergizer94]

TheTrollBoner 32 link? I wanna watch that

[@thetrollboner3283]

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[@TheEnergizer94]

Yea I watched it it's awesome man haha

[@metratone5]

It's nice to See actors just taking The piss. I just couldnt stop 😅😂😂😂

[@SunGawdRa]

Whenever Matt's on Kimmel, you know you're going to have a good time.

[@hectornegron9155]

Guillermo has re-defined SIDEKICK. His laugh is like a breath of fresh air. Love this little Mexican.

[@DarkOps2442]

These skits between Kimmel and Damon is by FAR the best on any late show, EVER....(PERIOD). .

[@ellitestar]

Dont forget to include Guillermo estupido!.. estupido means bloke in english...

[@VeritaForYou]

Konnan VS Shlanski is way better

[@jpbg2055]

This feud used to be my fave until conan started traveling, love both shows.

[@swapblue]

hilarious but the best only because Craig and Geoff didn't do any skit!

[@SonicSW]

“Because I’m sitting in your office” brooooo

[@foodmr2022]

Literally hahaha

[@21N13]

Hahahaha, I lost my shit when Guillermo bitchslapped Matt fucking Damon and jumped through the wall!

[@SalMKIV]

The look Guillermo gave Matt when they looked at each other was like when a little kid does something he knows he's not supposed to.

[@Khaagon]

“No spikingli“ hahahahha hilarious xD

[@KnackBug]

3:14 I can watch that on a loop for eternity... 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@oludascribe]

The Bourne Ultimatum is one of my fav films, but this is hilarious. Matt Damon is such a good sport

[@munirrahman]

^ ditto, mate

[@Skynet_the_AI]

Lol. I agree.

[@nortiusmaximus1789]

And, they DELIVER!!! Clever funny stuff! I love them both!

[@schattentaenzerin]

I can't believe I've never seen this before. Gotta do the whole playlist now.

[@architrastogi5669]

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[@SoloTheCashier]

Are you also watching the Jimmy Kimmel vs. Matt Damon Playlist?

[@Kingbimmy]

@@SoloTheCashierI love how as time goes on, people are still trying to find all their skits lmaoooo 😂

[@googelle7555]

2:35 "It's over Ye-Ye-YAYson Bourne Identity! I have the high ground!"

[@ПриказнииСписанија]

"No speak English" LOL

[@dondee5439]

At the 0:47 mark, MR. BORNE IDENTITY (GUILLERMO) asks NOAH were he is at. Loved this skit for years and it holds up and keeps staying funny.

[@GramajoDarvin]

The look that Matt Damon and Guillermo give is hilarious. When they first see each other

[@joshuahartley2237]

Guillermo s face is priceless when he sees matt damon

[@Rene_Soto]

Oh Guillermo. I grew up listening to my Mexican family members butcher the J sound but hearing Guillermo do it always makes me laugh.

[@awesome1ru]

Rene Soto yeah latinos can't spell j is hilarious

[@AlbertoFolres]

@@awesome1ru yeah, just like English speakers can't pronounce Guillermo or Eugenio correctly 😂 Every language has its sounds

[@PotrzebieConolly]

Guillermo was great. They should cast him in Fake Purse Ninjas II.

[@TutusThomson4]

its ja ja jason ye ye yeson..?? funny af!!

[@samueljeshurunlamechp9894]

Yayson

[@casyatbat]

I loved Guillermo running on top of the buildings in Tangiers.

[@Shazbut0191]

This is the best skit I've ever seen on a talk show. It's properly hilarious

[@CM-kj1kf]

After all these years this skit makes me laugh so hard I cry!

[@TheScorpioTechno]

hahahahaha lol I love these inside jokes between Mat Damon & Jimmy Kimmel... honestly makes this the best talk show!!

[@echeaz]

One of the funniest bits I've ever seen! Laughing so hard right now that I can't feel my face!!

[@blinberland]

"Hi noah is me, bourne adentiry."

[@NixaSto4400]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@leenkeshramlagun7171]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@samsonjala]

😂🤣

[@nothing9220]

All those clip combined would make a greater movie than many others

[@dracomalfoy7208]

"It's me. Bourne Identity."

[@jackychen6261]

Just watched the rooftop chase as this movie is on tv, and all i could think about was Guillermo running in a bikini 😂

[@vimalalwaysrocks]

"No Speak English" @02:17.. Now thats how you make an escape in a foreign land

[@jawadalishah2075]

Matt and jimmy feud. Best of our lifetime.

[@erock1309]

To think Guillermo started out like everyone else in Mexico and is now a star is crazy

[@one.2622]

That running through clothes was hilarious!

[@carlosgomez2]

ohh my!, guillermo is a super star

[@peaceandprosperitytotheworld]

I just lost my pants, I laughed sooo hard 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😟😫where is my👖 After seeing this hundreds times I still laughed my pants off!

[@snoopdoggfromthelbc]

This is probably the first time I laughed in tears this year. What a great video.

[@iAmDannyG]

I love Guillermo so much hahahahahahahahaha

[@b1udclaat]

Holyshit this is awesome

[@reedyzulu]

RoyalNatsu when was this

[@b1udclaat]

TackyArt i dont know check the date in the description

[@baudyguox6991]

I wаtсhеd Тhe Bоurneеe Ultimаtum full mоviе hеre twitter.com/78971a8e961e153e7/status/795843260086251525 Guillermо in the Bournе Ultimatum

[@aaronterceros3595]

I wаatchеd TТhее Bournе Ultimаtum full mоviе herе twitter.com/4b35b25fbf1743e23/status/822786458280861698 Guillеrmo in thе Bоurnе Ultimatum

[@CarlosGomez-wl6uj]

I improve my listening skill just by hearing Jimmy and Guillermo I guess Jimmy and Matt are good friends, by the way, matt is one of the most humble and funny actors lmao

[@ToroidalVortexLove]

Matt Damon is a good sport and Kimmel is hilarious but Guilermo is a fucking hero.

[@marinasantiago24]

I love Matt Damon😂💖💖. Oh Guillermo he make laugh like crazy

[@jupihazel8768]

i like guillermo. i dont care what ppl say. i like that guy

[@robbery7104]

everyone loves hom

[@munirrahman]

well, people say good 'bout him, mate XD

[@lawrencerodeback]

It's called sarcasm folks. Chill out

[@pashmackintosh993]

OMG, this has got to be the 112th Guillermo Video I've watched and it had me fuckin dying!!!

[@DamnDatAssIsFine]

The "No speak English" got me ..bad lmao

[@tim-tamsmith8802]

This skit was amazing, and Guillermo has to be the most adorable security guard ever.

[@phreaker01]

I loved the bitch slap he gave Matt, I wonder if they did that scene several times and if he bitch slapped Matt several times. "This is Borune Identity" gets me all the time.

[@leenkeshramlagun7171]

When he says Yaayson Bourne Identity its🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 "You understand?" "A little bit " 🤣👏🤣👏

[@sean16rx]

1:37 that face is priceless

[@trentsolomon4524]

Funniest scene was the multiple identities and running from the cops passed out from laughing so hard 😅😂

[@RmSoccer27]

the no speak English killed me lmfao

[@WakandaBabe]

"🎶No speek Engleesh🎶" I love Guillermo!

[@WhiteDudeWithAnAfro]

Guillermo's face at 1:36 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@lumon3750]

Guillermo v.s .Mat Damon ,,BEST" FIGHT EVER 🤦🤦🤦😄😄😁😁😁😁😁

[@user-Alihussen82]

😡Ja Ja Jason 😬Ya Ya Yason LoL SO FUNNY😂😂😂OMG

[@haidersalamACR]

hahahahah so funy

[@brydenmcleod2534]

How have I never seen this before - crack up!

[@NobleMan06]

I damn near cried during the "Jason " part lol

[@aliciaherrera7913]

I love Guillermo I love you and Maurice hilarious😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂🤣😅

[@hinaakhtar115]

13 years later and still loving this 😂😂

[@iSeeummSoMad]

GREATEST skit ever. Even a decade later.

[@jonavuka]

guillermo is funnier than jimmy

[@justiny7384]

jonavuka W

[@deathbombs]

He's just going by a script, they both got great delivery style though.

[@sillygoose635]

nah just as funny

[@boxermo26]

jonakuva W

[@Zain0_0]

No. He's not funny at all.. Jimmy has better vocabulary and sense of humor

[@Kingbimmy]

I love that it’s Guillermo vs Matt this time, not just Jimmy. Guillermo did incredible here 😂

[@stealthman7489]

"Where are you?" "I'm sitting in my office" "I doubt that because i'm sitting on your office"

[@maddie1de]

Whenever matt does these skits, He is so good in terms of acting!! Why isn't this guy winning more awards. I won't say he's underrated but, I don't think the world is giving him enough credit as a great actor and as one of the nicest people in Hollywood.

[@qaissamimi8750]

Watched it over 3 times and it still makes me laugh. LOL

[@hakimESC]

how did i missed these? so many years that could be so much better

[@mikerubalcava519]

Absolutely love these Parodies. Great job Guillermo, you're such a good sport!

[@christopherramsey7027]

"I am Yasin Bourne Identity" Lol Guillermo is the best

[@draneel009]

this made my day.. specially when he fell.. i just burst out in laughter.. to the point that i almost cried! hahahahaha!

[@gamerguy209]

It’s 2023 and I randomly thought about this clip. I had to come back to watch it

[@EnamulHoque-xj2vv]

Guillermo should make his own comedy movie

[@Superbluenoser1]

Perhaps Matt can cast him in his next comedy.

[@xx1its___me1xx13]

My exact thought 😂😂

[@MikeySkywalker]

This is the best one ever. I have seen them all. This is the best.

[@TheArtOfDean]

That look on Guillermo's face when Damon first sees him.

[@xirly3153]

"Sorry, that was my fault... that was a question" jajajajajaja Jimmy and Matt should have their own show!!!!!!!!!