Evidence of Trump’s “Criminal Conspiracy” Revealed, Tucker Carlson’s Dumb Idea & FART License Plate

[@mikeoxbig9392]

“Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.” - Eric Trump

[@erinhilliard9347]

I wish I could be a fly on the wall in he T**** household right now- where’s the money Lebowski?!

[@Winecone]

They weren’t getting help from Russia for nothing in return

[@oldrrocr]

can we have all those russian condos in trump towers confiscated? and donated to a homeless veterans' association?

[@howardgriego2272]

Hahahaha that wall is fkn hilarious 😆😂😭

[@alden1132]

@@oldrrocr Specifically, they should be donated to a homeless-aid organization that helps homeless People of Color & Veterans.

[@jeffreese1828]

Lock him up !! Lock him up !! ALREADY !

[@MultiMolly21]

I'd love to know who writes these hilarious breaks that illustrate whatever joke Jimmy's telling. For me they are always the highlight of the show and brilliant production as well.

[@EdricLysharae]

I asked my friend what it was like to live in Russia. He said he couldn't complain...

[@ralphchristianson]

Putin wont let him.

[@judibiggerstaff8054]

Good one!

[@peteconklin6781]

Great joke!

[@Charles-vd3vc]

@@ralphchristianson that's the joke...

[@roryschweinfurter4111]

Like yakov Smirnoff said In America you go to party In Russia party cones for you

[@jackl4laughs]

Imagine being so mad that a person has FART on their plates, that you choose to contact the DMV and complain enough that they do something. Jeez, that's a person who should take up knitting or something else that wastes a lot of their time but makes them feel accomplished...

[@geodude7116]

Take up knitting? 🤣 Yeah they really do need to.

[@airheadrica1956]

Karen strikes again

[@greyeaglem]

Probably someone who took it as a subliminal message, tried to obey and wound up with a shart instead.

[@Edwardjonez]

LMAO, Thanks

[@MaryAnnNytowl]

Uh, yeah, give them giant, sharp, metal needles. Great, brilliant idea! Oh, and by the way... knitting actually makes things, as does crocheting. Blankets, afghans, sweaters, winter hats, scarves, baby toys, etc., all are easily made by knitting and crocheting. Just, you know, for your edification.

[@leaf16nut]

Not AT ALL what I expected the person that bought a "FART" license plate would look like.. Pleasantly surprised!

[@dlanska]

Ms, Cindy has a great smile and a great sense of humor. We need a story like that to help counteract all the bad. Kudos to her.

[@jamesgoines7663]

My fellow North Carolinian seems like a fun person

[@karlysindy498]

Thank you and agreed! I've been so thrilled to be a part of something that brings so many smiles to so many faces.

[@karlysindy498]

@@jamesgoines7663 I try not to take myself too seriously. =)

[@jamesgoines7663]

@@karlysindy498 Karly thanks for taking the time to send your very sincere words. I would join Friends of Asheville Recreational Trails but I can't take the biting cold and snakes! 🤣👍

[@worldatmyfingertips7771]

I knoooow!! I found her frigging adorable!! Also...although many criticize Jimmy Kimmel's comedic style, I think it's just different. My favorite's still Colbert but every now and then I keep coming back for some of these jokes as well :D :D

[@anthill7774]

Can you Imagine a 77 year old Grandmother who was arrested for protesting the war in Ukraine being shipped over to fight ridiculous.

[@jpdemer5]

She'd fight about as well as the rest of the Russian Army.

[@ehpa9047]

As a Canadian, I strongly feel that one of Trump's most excellent ice rinks would have been more effective along the Southern border. Slipping on ice is no joke. Sorry.

[@johnhaggerty1836]

@@ehpa9047p

[@markr9193]

Imagine the stupid people that believe These stories coming from the corrupt media @ actors, i hope Trump leave Jimmy for last 😳

[@ehpa9047]

@@markr9193 The only thing Trump will have the ability "leave for last" by 2024 is a KFC moist towelette.

[@richardmendoza4389]

Jimmy never disapoints

[@user-dg9pu4pe9d]

I wonder if pictures of the repaired and damaged sections of wall are allowed on Truth social. It would be a pity if it was flooded with damaged wall photos. It might annoy someone.

[@amostlyreasonableguy]

And yet for all of the ridicule and criticism Trump most certainly deserves, everything nationally and internationally is somehow worse in every way under Biden. It doesn’t make Trump not awful as a person; it just shows you how pathetic this administration is that they’re failing in every conceivable way and are desperately trying to switch their public image to garner support. Accordingly, now they suddenly don’t want to defund the police, masks are optional, and American made products are important to them again. Both parties are con artists.

[@_BJ123]

What's a real pitty is that the fruckers in office now won't repair any damage to the wall. It's needs to be kept up ... morons

[@carolyntalbot947]

@@amostlyreasonableguy "I'm not a Trump supporter, I just repeat bs GOP talking points and call myself 'reasonable'."

[@carolyntalbot947]

God forbid, that would be such a shame! If it ever gets up and running they'd better watch out for that. Something tells me "Truth Social" is a misnomer, but his supporters will never know what that means, so no worries.

[@bubblingbubztheklown5902]

@@amostlyreasonableguy the consequences of one administration's actions is not seen immediately. As everyone points out the government moves slow so a year or 2 after something is passed it actually goes into affect. Well 2 years later people are blaming the current administration. Like if my old handyman fixed a hole in my wall and then it doesn't hold up a year later. I can't just blame my new handyman like " this would never have happened if my other guy was still here, oh wait he's the one that set this into motion"

[@riparianlife97701]

I watched a Central American family go through a new section of Trump's wall in 2019. They used a cheap cordless reciprocating saw. It took about two minutes.

[@cc1k435]

@Mr Damage One doesn't necessitate the other.

[@patientzero5685]

@Mr Damage big difference between breaking

[@bopchik68]

Last year Arizona had a horrible rain storm that made a part of the wall collapse! 😂

[@parkinglotstriping9800]

@Mr Damage like we dont have any here in the USA. Domestic

[@ivanobar1]

Mr Damage It’s a cheap saw, only works on cheap border fences. As much as I hate to ease your concerns, your crappy house is safe…unless it’s made from by trump. Hey, what’s your real last name btw?

[@livinginvancouverbc2247]

I've been in construction for 42 years. I've never heard of a "powerful" wall.

[@babooll5632]

Dude, it a transformer. Walldorfer

[@Leonaza7]

Just get Trump where he belongs… prison

[@nonyabuiz3605]

I see your comments all the time, I think we watch all the same stuff

[@kenwilson5453]

The only 'fool proof' is it proves what a fool he was.

[@wdmulanaxjr]

JUST LIKE TURD BIDEN?

[@areyes1979ar]

@@wdmulanaxjr what does Biden have to do with trumptards failure wall 🤣🤣🤣

[@mystronghand4038]

@@wdmulanaxjr 👈🐑 KEEP THESE BETA MAGA KKKLOWNS CRYING DAILY

[@calexprenas]

LOL

[@kenwilson5453]

@@wdmulanaxjr you evidently wouldn't know a good man if your tripped over them, lol

[@jeanhawken4482]

How were people taken in by trump. I still find it hard to understand how anyone thought he was fit for public office.

[@alphabrainwave]

She has inspired me to get a Washington State license plate to honor the South Lake Union Trolley.

[@henriettacollins9647]

@alphabrainwave 😂😂😂

[@leevancliffneridacampo7769]

ROFL!? 🤣

[@appletile2887]

Couldn't agree with you more....Milania ....if that's her real name.....is a Russian agent

[@lynda6585]

OM.. can't wait to see it.

[@mauricemacdonald8654]

Good one

[@tylerhackner9731]

Lock him up

[@wakingforbacon6439]

That was very cool of Jimmy spreading the ladies story of her fart plate. Talk about a town wanting to restrict someone's freedom of speech.

[@tvdinner325]

FENCE! It's a FENCE!

[@newyawkgiants5877]

He didn’t show someone used a belt and climbed it in 30sec. And the kids dropped from the wall. Also they forgot about the tunneling. Katt Williams made it hilarious. “Have you seen the tunnel for El Chapo?”

[@martavillanueva1062]

Good point----- it's a fence.

[@newyawkgiants5877]

@@martavillanueva1062 it was that, build that wall, we’re going to build it on the border of Colorado 😂

[@georgegonzalez1103]

And a young 11 year old girl claimed the wall in about 2 minutes.

[@MrArtVendelay]

Stunning. One complaint and the DMV goes nuts.

[@Lhawk2107]

..." nobody is getting through my wall ... expect for everybody ..." And as for the "Fart" plate tell the DMV that it makes people smile !

[@StormyDog]

Mexico must build good walls.

[@mikeanthony2779]

I think you meant to say except, not expect.

[@Googlegnome]

Bunker "Mushroom" Bonespurs. He should consider doing a deal with the devil and buy a guitar.

[@oldeskoolnana7543]

The devil owns his soul already. 👿👿👿

[@marytymoshuk7176]

ACCOUNTABILITY. DEMOCRACY matters.

[@MartyJackson]

War in Ukraine. Meanwhile in US, a lady fights for her right to own a FART plate.

[@emilydavison2053]

What do you suggest she does about the war?

[@MartyJackson]

@@emilydavison2053 farts

[@jet4415]

Can’t we enjoy a little humor?!?!

[@MartyJackson]

@@jet4415 absolutely!

[@udornyc]

*Re: Fart Lady:* I've been to Ashville, NC a few years back, with my late buddy who was looking for property. I was totally surprised to see that they had a ton of vegan restaurants, art galleries and music festivals, etc. Blown away to learn that they had a very vibrant art scene and progressives. So, I am not surprised that they have such an awesome spirit like this beautiful, funny woman!

[@NopeNopeNopeNotGonnaHappen]

Ashville is the Austin/Portland of North Carolina.

[@dceplay]

Asheville is a blue city in a red state....

[@karlysindy498]

Yes! It's a great place! Thank you for the kind words!

[@gilgemash]

Ms Sindy 🌻 I reckon that those bunches of vegan restaurants etcetera are possibly responsible for fragrant warm breezes in your neighbourhood, and you desire to have that number plate, resolves that mystery, politely. I presume you have two of them. One in front as well. And a few spares, in case some passers-by are envious and help themselves from your truck. Regards from London 😷 🌈

[@jonathangurkin5296]

All the major cities in NC are like that

[@berretta9mm158]

She is a bright, pretty woman with a GREAT sense of humor. Man, If I ever needed a laugh, it was today. Thank you, fart-joke lady!

[@frankmcgovern5445]

I love how it’s the sweet FART license plate lady who helped me regain my hope for humanity.

[@karlysindy498]

Yes! Me too! This has been magical to be a part of. It seems to bring out the best in people! We all need some child-like silliness in our lives!

[@jimdocker3570]

u need to get out of the basement

[@dyscotopia]

She is far more charming, quick-witted, and articulate than I imagined someone who made their truck a fart joke would be.

[@karlysindy498]

Don't judge a book by it's cover! =)

[@fuxyes]

Go to Asheville. Learn.

[@whollylostandgone]

I may be in love, lol.

[@spnemec]

We are pretty well read in A'ville. Don't let our congressman mislead you.

[@mj44190]

It's always good when people can surprise you in a positive way

[@yanyamcreynolds6278]

Love the Fart plate! She s so happy and seems like such a fun person!

[@stephenstewart1557]

She should tell the DMV that she is a member of a Fast Action Response Team.

[@carlsaveus1735]

Wasn't that George Carlin's suggestion to use against Afghanistan's terrorists inside their caves? (The unit fed with Cheese, cabbage and beer).

[@the503creepout7]

TRUE STORY: so speaking of license plates... my mom's name is Betsy Jan. And it just so happens that she has an affinity for "woodies"(if u don't know what a "woody" is, they were classic cars. usually station wagons with wooden panels along the doors & hatch, that were popular in the 1960's). Anyways, in 2001 my mom("BJ") decided to buy a purple 2000 PT Cruiser with wood paneling across the exterior. so of course, she got a personalized license plate that said: "BJS WOODY". Seriously! This is no lie! "B.J.'s Woody" ...what does that make u think? And the worst part of all was that my dad didn't have a very reliable car at the time so whenever he & i wanted to take a long drive anywhere, we had to take my mom's PT Cruiser. So here are two men driving down the highway(me in my 20's & my dad in his 50's) in a purple PT Cruiser with wood paneling & a license plate that essentially suggests we have a strong desire for blowjobs & erections. i hated that f*cking car so much

[@marjoriejohnson6535]

Toooo funny....

[@ginadestevens1604]

🤣🤣🤣

[@jadecovehealing5636]

Thank you for the laugh! 🤣

[@airheadrica1956]

Hilarious 😂❤

[@sarahs2800]

😂😂😂😂

[@brianbennellick589]

I didn't think anything could make me smile at this gruesome and depressing time, but the FART lady definitely did it!

[@karlysindy498]

@Mr. chicano Yeah I'm not sure how that happened either. I was born in Florence, SC and moved around in the south (WV, KY, VA, NC) I have spent most of my years in NC. So really don't know where my accent went.

[@karlysindy498]

awesome! so glad to hear it! we all need some child-like silliness in our lives right now!

[@jsully8076]

This is too funny. I would laugh-cry if I saw that driving in front of me.

[@fenrisunchained1926]

Laughing at facts seems childish to me.

[@hurdygurdyguy1]

That and the partial list of words not allowed! 🤣

[@lukerabin5079]

Her license plate makes old people smile and 7 year old boys all across NC giggle. Perfect!

[@BobbySnobbs]

Fart means speed in danish … It's not funny!

[@Naris48]

Does she have an old truck? Because that would be really appropriate that it would be an old fart!

[@jackl4laughs]

It's the south, very few men matured mentally past 7 or they wouldn't need their trucks and guns to make them feel like adults...

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Fart For Fire

[@ivanobar1]

Es Ben Zen I agree! Getting a ticket for farting is no laughing matter. And posting signs that say FARTING LIMIT… Adverts that remind drivers that “farting kills.” I agree, we should not make fun of farting.

[@kennyjames4679]

The wall was 'fool proof'? Apparently it never faced a fool like trump, lol.

[@bluegrip3007]

So you think Biden is a sane right minded individual? Just wondering

[@Travissmith-nc9ms]

Ya im curious your thoughts as well..

[@TD1237]

@@bluegrip3007 They never mentioned Biden.....

[@matthewchick8908]

@@TD1237 you’re the problem.

[@jimd7875]

Karly Sindy...... Best news story I have heard in a long time, during these stinky times. Ironic ! We are laughing all the way up in Canada. You are Officially an Honorary Citizen of our great country ! Thank you. I know what my next Plate will read....

[@robertdraper5782]

Kanye is an OJ waiting to happen, I hope he either gets the help he needs or goes back on his meds

[@mungodegrijalva822]

It! Already happened, in a clay version video. Hoping it stops there. BTW, he didn't deserve Kim! Neither does Pete!

[@erickuiso3703]

He needs friends. Homies

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

BiPolar-schizophrenia. Somewhat similar to Tom Cruise's condition I believe.

[@TheSocratease]

@@mungodegrijalva822 She's some kind of prize? Birds of a feather and all that.

[@iamkarma20]

This is just like when tRUMP ran for president. Nobody cared until it too f*ck^ing late.😉

[@Kelz_X]

I thought Mexico was paying for that wall? 🤔

[@lizpedano1542]

Mexico took all the metal and got money for the scraps lol 😆

[@diegosuarez1563]

Mexican president told him to F-off.

[@catherinerainey9990]

I live just south of Asheville in Saluda. I would love to come to your next FART meeting!

[@jespermller1071]

Fart is speed or movement in the Scandinavian languages. So I actually find it quite appropriate to have on a license plate. Funny story, the Queen of England visited Denmark in the 60's or 70's and all the elevator buttons were taped over because they said "i fart" or moving in English.

[@jonprice4009]

I'll believe it when " He who will not be named" is charged with a crime and is taken to court! So far he has not been charged, even though the evidence is mounting!! Good luck.

[@justanamerican9024]

If you or I did ONE thing Trump has gotten away with, JAIL TIME!

[@lorraineclark4413]

Trump revealed the evidence of his treason in public on Jan. 6, 2021. Apparently GUTLESS Garland and the FECKLESS DOJ buried their heads in the sand that day. Sleepy Joe- WAKE UP and get us a real prosecutor before it's too late.

[@tm13tube]

He never mentioned their tunnel building skills.

[@ryanholmquist8268]

I’ve always assumed everyone who lives in Asheville is cool, but now I have proof. My wife and I visited a few years ago and loved it! I’d join FART if I lived there. I mean, I definitely am a friend of Asheville’s recreational trails.

[@colinwalker1773]

I'm sure we should be able to join online since it's "Friends of ...." and it has a website ... I just hope she's collecting dues to cash in on her 5 minutes of .... making us all smile.

[@FilmFanatics308]

@@colinwalker1773 Hi, how are you today?

[@duaynealley3561]

The best fudge come from Uranus. Seriously. I dodge touristy stuff, but i was in that building for nearly two hours. Their confections are heavenly, and their puns are endless

[@BreezeDaDon]

She really said he should of stopped the speech to sing happy bday, to show humanity lol! Fox "news" never fails at stupidity

[@northerngm6431]

What about when hannity freaked out over Obama, putting Dijon mustard on a burger!

[@BreezeDaDon]

@@northerngm6431 🤣 They reach SO FAR to complain about nonsense

[@21dazzer]

Boobert and MTG would probably hum 'The Death March' instead!

[@geekdivaherself]

He SAID happy birthday after pointing out that it was the day after his birthday, and everybody clapped! The kid was really pleased. Look, there's some Humanity, plus he didn't have to break the rhythm of his speech!

[@northerngm6431]

@Daren Halfpenny broburt looks like she "hums" a lot; look at those teeth, she could eat an apple through a picket fence!

[@lydialebron8293]

God forbid that Trump doesn't get back into the White House because you will never be able to get him out

[@kittys.2870]

Fourteenth Amendment Section 3 No person shall be a Senator or Representative in Congress, or elector of President and Vice-President, or hold any office, civil or military, under the United States, or under any State, who, having previously taken an oath, as a member of Congress, or as an officer of the United States, or as a member of any State legislature, or as an executive or judicial officer of any State, to support the Constitution of the United States, shall have engaged in insurrection or rebellion against the same, or given aid or comfort to the enemies thereof. But Congress may by a vote of two-thirds of each House, remove such disability.

[@dylanserrano2109]

Hillary Clinton Joe Biden and others dose that go for them

[@dylanserrano2109]

They tried unseat duly elected president for a Russia hoax and a false narrative

[@kevinconnor6921]

@@dylanserrano2109 it worked He's gone

[@dylanserrano2109]

@@kevinconnor6921 first of all I'm talking about the Russia hoax second of all yeah they did something criminal and they try to unseat a duly elected president and they did it yes in 2020

[@kevinconnor6921]

@@dylanserrano2109 only a hoax to Republicans it seems

[@thechumpsbeendumped.7797]

Something stinks about that licence plate story. So much for free speech.

[@nicok2131]

vanity plates are expressions that people pay extra for, but not vehicles for free speech. get it?

[@mozarama]

I see what you did there.

[@sherylleithner5380]

HONESTY... 2022. THX , Michael...

[@runedahl1477]

The woman with the fart license plate could tell the authorities that fart is the Norwegian word for speed.

[@MartyJackson]

You have no authority here Rune Dahl Weaver!

[@samiam4544]

I said drive FARTER!

[@runedahl1477]

There is the story about the former professional Norwegian rally driver Petter Solberg where he was asked in English if what he was doing was dangerous. His English was anything but fluent and what came out was usually a mix of Norwegian and English. In this case he tried to downplay the issue by saying that it was not the speed but the impact that killed you. However in his words the meaning for the English speaking audience became something else. What he answered was : “ it is not the fart that kills you, it is the smell “. ‘’Fart”being the Norwegian word for speed and “smell” is a slang expression for impact or collision.🤠

[@johnnywilliams8733]

@@runedahl1477 👍🤣💨

[@christophermerlot3366]

I feel the need for fart!

[@American.Prometheus]

F. A. R. T. FAST ATTACK RESPONSE TEAM!

[@Leonaza7]

Well, of course, we witnessed it in real time! What has taken so long?

[@jamesirwin8917]

Trump: "Nobody can get through the wall I build." Like every comment Trump has made, the opposite of what he's saying is almost always the truth. LOL!

[@outlawbillionairez9780]

I heard the Kool Aid Guy broke thru a couple times 😳

[@shawnhartmann4581]

Why do they keep calling it a "wall"? It's a fence.

[@Sivah_Akash]

I'm trying so hard to find one sentence of his which was true and... I give up!

[@lizpedano1542]

@@outlawbillionairez9780 hahahaha lmao 😂

[@zambasp]

oh yeah bc biden didn't literally just go on saying fund the police after everyone who voted for him wanted to defund them. hmmmmm.

[@blackisback74]

If we had actual security at the wall they would not be able to saw the wall.

[@jonsnow108]

The only thing impenetrable for Donald Trump is Melania.

[@davekisor1486]

It also means Fleet Air Refueling Team.

[@mikeavery4098]

Billion dollar wall taken out with a $5 hand saw

[@mjgerstein]

The etymology of the word "fart" goes back to the 15th century. Also, The First Amendment text reads: “Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech"

[@AdrianColley]

There's no question that the truck owner can display the word "fart" on her truck. The only question is whether the state must record it as the official license plate.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

that's congress. Maybe if the first amendment stated the "department of motor vehicles" the argument could have held water

[@jpdemer5]

@@ilovefunnyamv2nd It applies to the states as well - that's basic Con Law.

[@Havardr_Ash_Kenaz]

"They may take away our lives, but they'll never take our farts!" -Bravefart

[@Tadicuslegion78]

Russia: Anyone who protests the war in the Ukraine is getting shipped to the front lines. Me: So you want to send a bunch of anti-war people INTO your army where they will no doubt be telling those same soldiers what's going on back home.....Now why does that sound familiar?

[@robertdraper5782]

I saw a clip of an elderly survivor of the siege of Leningrad being arrested for protesting the war, I hope she does not get sent to the front.

[@--enyo--]

That was my thoughts.

[@donrayJ]

@Herbie hancock. ya because thats the same thing.

[@mj44190]

@Herbie hancock. Bad bot

[@diegosuarez1563]

Won't those people just give up and hand over all their equipment.

[@krisfrederick5001]

SOMEHOW I forget how incredibly, breathtakingly stupid donald trump is until I see a highlight reel. Simply stunning.

[@geodude7116]

Yep even though I’ve seen Trump’s stupidity on display hundreds of times, it still never fails to shock me.

[@petyrkowalski9887]

He has a negative IQ

[@rjonboy7608]

I have not. Every time I hear the whiny noise of his lips flapping I feel like I'm in a years long root-canal surgery without novocane nightmare then I realize it's him. Then I begin again hunting for an ice pick to puncture my own eardrums.

[@krishankansal86]

@@petyrkowalski9887 what about Biden ???

[@Andy-eb9de]

@@krishankansal86 Trump lost to a zombie.

[@MultiMolly21]

"FAST AND READY TRUCK" ALL THE PLATE NEEDS IS A FEW PERIODS: F.A.R.T.

[@toniroberts8117]

Seems like all these private companies refusing to do business with Russia might be a better way to fight Russia than government sanctions. I got a notification from my cell phone company the other day saying all calls to Ukraine are now covered at no extra cost on my plan. The thing that worry’s me about sanctions is they always seem to have much more impact on the innocent non wealthy citizens verses the billionaire leaders they are intended to effect.

[@thegodhead]

USA doesn’t care if they harm innocent civilians. Take a look at their track record. Millions of dead civilians at the hands of the USA military industrial complex. Murdering innocent civilians is literally how they make their fortunes. Their “bread and butter” so to speak.

[@toniroberts8117]

@@thegodhead I am a USA citizen and I absolutely detest and am not okay with innocent civilians of any country coming to harm!!! Please don’t judge all of us based on what my government does. I’m sure You live in a country where the majority don’t nor shouldn’t speak for you!! But if you mean to say that the USA in the past commits war crimes for greed then I agree with that. Not happily.

[@toniroberts8117]

@Anthony Puzyn speak for yourself. My car is fully electric.

[@alexcue6509]

Virtually impossible to get through… unless you have a battery powered sawsall and 5 minutes.

[@MrShohola]

As always excellent

[@mamapetillo8675]

What, exactly, is a “powerful wall”, and why would he put it somewhere that no one wants to get thru? Was it supposed to be around Mar-a-Lago? I can get with that…

[@ChaoticExotics]

Pretty sure it's obvious people want to get through it. Lmao

[@newyawkgiants5877]

It was originally going to be built at the southern border of Colorado.

[@gigisasz4580]

It was always a cluster-f bc he lets more undoc in for his sex/drug trade than anyone else!! Hope the MAGAts figure it out one day!!

[@bobwilliamson9562]

With trump sure it's impossible to get through....for him. He wouldn't have a clue on how to use a handsaw.

[@Ceerads]

@@gigisasz4580 They won’t figure it out.

[@SpaceForceCommander]

Walls with Holes in it? No wonder Republicans wanted it so badly. It would have been a Glory to behold!

[@GalapagosPete]

We see what you did there.👍

[@rossburg84]

100% did not anticipate that woman with the license plate. Like, at all.

[@bazingaburg8264]

"This wall is virtually inpenetrable" elicits about as much confidence as "this priest virtually never fondles kids." It's Trump's version of "alegedly".

[@daydreamer226]

Allegedly, trump knows the meaning of impenetrable

[@MrRosiesfavorites]

it's how he describes Melania as well.

[@mj44190]

Oo. I get what you're saying and agree with your sentiment, but the comparison is in poor taste.

[@bazingaburg8264]

@@mj44190 Not gonna argue with that, but it best describes the disgust i feel for both.

[@maryann7619]

@@bazingaburg8264 Why disgust?

[@chrisyacoback6320]

I'm sure the same construction of his tower and hotels is equally " strong and well made "😂😅

[@Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024]

I wouldn't doubt it. He's a cheapskate Grifter!

[@Bobwilliams-tj2ou2024]

DJT is a wannabe billionaire that begs for money all the time! What a shame to the USA!

[@suzandouglass5241]

Benjamin Franklin wrote a book called Fart Proudly. She can say she's quoting a founding father 💜

[@jimcarlson6157]

in praise of older women who fart proudly was his full treatise

[@lethiapage4767]

Founding farter! 💩😏

[@kellythomas5596]

Hello Suzan how are you doing today.

[@samiam4544]

Our founding farters were a bunch of rich white slave owners who refused to pay taxes. Look at far we have come. They pay the slaves now.

[@LADYMONA]

How could the wall be POWERFUL?

[@Opus313]

At this point, I don't care if Donnie gets locked up… as long as he can never speak again!

[@jenithesinger1]

Next they will censor you

[@thelapander]

What if I want to listen

[@lillyanderson3623]

Maybe tRump's obesity and high cholesterol levels will take him away...

[@northerngm6431]

@Dirk Ziggler Then go over to his social platform, you know, the one he's only posted on once!

[@CyScorpion]

I had FREAK on my plate when I lived in Florida.

[@JesusismyGod777]

All the "not allowed" words were attempts at getting plates. They said "no" to each word then said "add that to the list!" 😁 Yikes

[@AdrianColley]

Yes, but they can't say "yes", then add it to the list, and then say "actually no because it's on the list". That would be ex post facto law. It would be the greatest judicial review case in American history.

[@FilmFanatics308]

@@AdrianColley Hi, how are you today?

[@sianne79]

Kind of the same reason they had to put warning labels on stuff like "Do Not Eat IPod Shuffle" and "Do Not Iron While Wearing Shirt." Somewhere, somehow, some idiot did it or tried to do it, and now they have to warn people not to do the thing that should be common sense. Can't have the license plate "Dikcheez" either.

[@jeffhillaryworld9506]

Hello dear

[@marvwatkins7029]

North Carolina doesn't fart around.

[@texas70.32]

The scary part is that half the US voted for Trump

[@wednesdayschild3627]

The enen scarier thing is people taking sides and not realizing the distortions are on both sides.

[@marywallace4086]

TEXAS 70.3 One third, not half

[@kevinconnor6921]

Less than half

[@BullShitThat]

No, the scary part is; they'd do it again, even after all of this!

[@lisayu777]

Yes, that is very dangerous!

[@SpaceForceCommander]

If Biden stopped and got everyone to sing Happy Birthday, then Fox News would claim it was out of place for the State Of The Union address.

[@Survivor-dw7we]

Remember the hullabaloo Fox News Channel made about then President Barack Obama's tan suit ? I find it so interesting that Fox News Channel has never criticized Donald Trump wearing a garish red hat that he is peddling ( whilst wearing a suit ) as the top politician and face of the United States from 2017 - 2021. I have a feeling if Barack Obama hawked merchandise the Fox News pearl clutchers would've had a different reaction.

[@buckjohnnie2642]

OF COURSE THEY WOULD.

[@karamojaworrior6830]

Biden got the whole wide feeling sorry for us and he's turned America into the la stock of the world

[@karamojaworrior6830]

@@Survivor-dw7we Trump greatest president of our lifetime.PERIOD

[@buckjohnnie2642]

@@karamojaworrior6830 LOL. The world has been laughing at us since 2016 and has been feeling sorry for us at the same time ever since then.

[@luisv1873]

Kimmel has an unhealthy obsession with Trump. It's weird

[@SB-jz1vl]

Carlson and Perino had a typically frank discussion. You know, one jerk to another.

[@NewMessage]

Not sure how she squeezed that plate out, but I guess it wasn't quietly.

[@fluffypenguin6695]

🤣

[@errgag3580]

Let FART be free

[@notsure1969]

Boy what a gas that was.

[@byronlee8745]

If Trump was actually smart, he'd turn himself in.

[@tperran]

You need to bring that woman back if they take her plate back. She was a hoot!

[@pt8169]

Her spreading joy through a bodily humor joke is more important than your boner, believe-it-or-not.

[@ronnypalmisano3797]

I am so sick of no matter what Biden says or does tucker and his crowd has a negative take, all because they can't take the fact that they LOST !!!

[@lisah9709]

They are obligated by all the free $$ Pooptin gave them to say bad stuff about Biden/good stuff about Pooptin. It does make logical sense actually. Unfortunately for them, all their Pooptin $$ just got cut off. Don't worry Tucks time on the national stage is almost over.👌

[@sunshine3914]

Gives their audience something to wad their panties over.

[@babooll5632]

How can a wall be "powerful" ? Ah, it must be a transformer !

[@galens2543]

I thought Jimmy was going to say we are ‘behind you’ all the way. 💨

[@KittySnicker]

I fully support fart lady

[@m.k.c.5212]

I found a way to send emails to Congress critters on their websites even tho I don't live in their districts and they restrict contacting them that way to their local constituents. Ask me how-to. It is easy.

[@mmartinezPhysics]

The Man For All Treasons!

[@dynjarren8355]

That’s Joe!

[@Tinmoon94]

The license plate is fine. After all, it is located right next to the exhaust pipe😀

[@lawrencelampke6007]

The first time l traveled out of NY was to Ashville NC about 50 years ago and it was an adventure to say the least. This woman seems like a hoot and God bless her in her fight to keep that plate

[@rsteeb]

This Tesla driver agrees...

[@colmastro4373]

I ended up suing in Virginia and won for my licence plate. Collected damages and got to keep my plate. "Ath3ist". Argument was if i take my secular plate down then ALL faith based plates have to be revoked. Was in the courtroom for 5 mins before the DMV's lawyers gave in 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@chanbara8683]

Thats cool ..😌..guy who wants to tell anyone..and everyone..

[@chanbara8683]

He thinks he's cool...uh huh hehe uh huh huh..uh huh..heh heh ..Yeah,really..heh heh uh heh uh huh huh huh..uhh uhhuh..huh..heh heh..

[@rtd1791]

Does your plate ever lead to conflict? Has your car been vandalized? I’m genuinely curious because my partner is forever saying that various bumper stickers I like or vanity plate ideas I’ve had will result in vandalism or confrontations in traffic.

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

Seriously?! BRAVO!!!! 👏👏👏👏👏

[@stirlingfletcher7040]

@@rtd1791 Depends solely on where you live/travel too.

[@LedeTech]

The fun you could have with that DMV letter.. “My late grandfather had a condition and used to fart all the time. The license plates reminds me of him and keeps his memory alive. Please don’t take my grandfather away from me again.”

[@carolprice1389]

Everyone farts In one form or another!!!

[@samwlodawskitheone]

You know I’m honestly surprise about that license plate. About 20 years ago there was a camp that I would go to in Old Fort North Carolina. Now three years in a row the sign didn’t say old fort. Someone drew over it to say old fart. Now I haven’t been over there in almost 20 years but I can tell you in the three years every summer it said old fart. Ahh the memories.

[@lizpedano1542]

Hahaha that’s too funny 😁

[@samwlodawskitheone]

@@lizpedano1542 For sure.🤘☺️😆

[@Neo101ai]

Boy, all those countries in the EU like Poland, Romania, Moldova, Lithuania, and many others have put the U.S to shame. There are no walls at their borders, just warm food, and warm hugs. They have even gone out of their way to grant them asylum and residency so they would have the same rights as a citizen.

[@diegosuarez1563]

If any are brought over here. Watch the racists rise up in anger.

[@garylee3821]

The January 6 BS is just that...tee total bullsh*t

[@kimberlydragone6015]

JK, you missed a good joke!!!! When you asked the woman. How people were reacting to her FART plate. She said “waving, smiling”… your chance to add TOOTING! 🤣. Also, I thought she was going to say she was a Gastroenterologist! 😂

[@gchriskonrath09]

The last clip is the best clip, thanks Jimmy

[@sabrinafehl7861]

Had to watch again. Loved hearing about 45.

[@kellythomas5596]

Hello Sabrina how are you doing today.

[@kellythomas5596]

@@sabrinafehl7861 I’m doing good 😌 am from Arizona Tucson, and you?

[@kellythomas5596]

@@sabrinafehl7861 I’m a widower and I have one daughter she is 26yrs old her name is Linda I lost 😞 her mom about 4yrs ago in a car accident,Are you single?

[@michelleferrero8206]

The FART licence plate reminds me of the Seinfeld episode with Krammer and the FARTMAN plate.

[@marcustrue1213]

Is that the only facial expressions that tucker Carlson can make it looks like he’s trying to take a dump I swear every time

[@matho1961]

“It’s almost 100 percent effective” 🤣🤣🤣 If by “100 percent” you really mean “not at all” I’d have to agree

[@steyer-crmg]

No it’s “Virtually” 100% effective, you have to put those virtual reality goggles on, and then you can’t get past, because you can’t see anything, Trump Apps don’t work. And thats the whole “Truth”.

[@edwardfletcher7790]

It's as effective as a degree from Trump University ! lol

[@matho1961]

@@edwardfletcher7790 lol. His whole life has been about scamming people