As a private math tutor whose worked with a lot of private schools in LA, this is very accurate lol
@kmdudich3 жыл бұрын
Who’s *
@kmdudich3 жыл бұрын
Whose vs who’s is hard
@kmdudich3 жыл бұрын
Apparently harder than math
@ChernxbylCherrii3 жыл бұрын
@@kmdudich you must have lots of free time lol
@baenaenae58013 жыл бұрын
@@kmdudich they're a math tutor, not an English one.
@hardyzfan863 жыл бұрын
You know, he’s got a point. Not all parents were meant to help teach their kids. I think the distance learning during the pandemic definitely proved that
@Just-Nikki3 жыл бұрын
My niece called me one day because my sister was yelling at her for lying. My sister said onomatopoeia wasn’t a real word and wanted my niece to apologize and stop saying it’s a real word. It’s fine my sister didn’t know it but she didn’t even check to see if it was real before yelling at my niece.
@iamb343 жыл бұрын
That’s so mean you should look into that could be abusive behaviour
@jasminesavard37613 жыл бұрын
@@iamb34 what's so mean about it ?
@iamb343 жыл бұрын
@@jasminesavard3761 apologizing for smth you did not even do wrong and being yelled at for it can do a lot to a kid. It can even cause them to be insecure about everything they say later.
@woolywonders55463 жыл бұрын
Teachers whether homeschool educator private or public should be able to teach kids at school without needing them to do homework. Homework is not exactly helpful.
@510jm2 жыл бұрын
That dialogue between him and the teacher is gold.
@jacobgarza38173 жыл бұрын
Those damn milk cartons never did make a spout, and if it did you were drinking 90% milk and 10% paper
@seebeyondurself1st3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣 yes, so true!
@nathaliem34233 жыл бұрын
Exactlyyy I always just open it with my mouth when I was in Kinder cus I couldn't be bothered....little 5 year old me had shit to do
@Lycan43 жыл бұрын
I wonder if that's why my school did away with the cartons after a year or two, and for the rest of grade school, my milk came in a sealed plastic square, which was essentially a square bubble of milk. You were supposed to plunge the straw into the middle, but either you did it too weak and the straw didn't puncture, or you did it too hard and it went through to the other side, and now your milk's all over the table. The straw method never worked, so what a lot of us resorted to was chewing off one of the corners and sucking the milk out through the hole like we were starving infants. I hated those things, but honestly, they were easier to deal with than the cartons.
@hashslingingslasher6663 жыл бұрын
Dude I drank so much free milk out of a square box as a kid. We had one kid in class that could open the shit right and everyone thought he was fucking Einstein.
@edithdlp80453 жыл бұрын
@@hashslingingslasher666 i was in public schools since kindergarten. By the time I was in 4th grade I finally mastered the art of opening it. Now my kids have it easy, it's a plastic bottle with a red lid. So lucky, I wish we had those back in the 80's.
@frencyyamcandelario7373 жыл бұрын
"No Mr. Koy that's SEPRAAAAAAT."
@tribzman3977 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely loved the uproar of laughter from the crowd when he said - you turn the carton around to the back and start it over. It's because we have ALL done it sometime in our lives and we can sooooo relate!
@bairashid56022 жыл бұрын
He managed to illustrate exactly what most of us went through & I cant help but reminisce on every skit he does!
@ELIASyIBARRA Жыл бұрын
Jo hit the nail on the head on this one. The delivery and everything. Teachers can be condescending when it’s their job to make sure the students don’t fail.
@missbumblebee86334 ай бұрын
As someone who works at school, I have to agree with the teacher there. While yes, it is the teacher's job to teach the kids, it must be a team effort to help a struggling child.
@zulusiyathokoza3 жыл бұрын
the paper work for the milk and the fees, so accurate. private schools have fees for their fees. i'm so grateful my mother stuck it out and took me to one for the last four years of high school. it changed my life, but it also definitely changed hers. we used to be middle class. now we're in the middle of sliding down to poverty. but it's fine because i know the difference between father and farther. life's great. 😂
@Bintmahmud3 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@PrincessMiriam02 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@riley72533 жыл бұрын
As a highschooler, this shit had me say, out loud, "that's so accurateee!"
@isa-chan19273 жыл бұрын
4 minutes and 11 seconds of Jo Koy being Jo Koy... and it's funny as shit.
@shey2nk9 ай бұрын
I must have watched this 10 times and can't get enough... he's so funny...thank you
@conanguo29083 жыл бұрын
Dude is too good at mimic. I just could not stop laughing 🤣
@ml-mw7ms5 ай бұрын
Yeah. He's really good.😂
@Jhulinare3 жыл бұрын
As a bastard child from the 90's, who figured dry cat food tastes better than moldy bread at a young age(6). The free meals at school were fricken lit. Chicken sandwich was my goto, until they reduced the size of chicken and upped the bun size. Had chocolate, regular or 2%. Then they busted out the strawberry. Went back to regular tho
@TyrBarghest3 жыл бұрын
The mock chicken legs with mash potatoes and gravy were a way of life.
@ines83803 жыл бұрын
Dry cat food ? Sorry about that man.
@angelrufo17803 жыл бұрын
Wow. Life never had been easy.
@briantyson77443 жыл бұрын
You must be very intelligent, you don't signal maladjustment as a result of not being held in the regard a child should be.
@seanheany4443 жыл бұрын
Bro I'm totally stealing a bastard child from the 90s
@TruthAndLight49953 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!!! I went to Catholic school and yeah. . .my father would cuss when he’d show up to pay tuition and before leaving the Principal would remind him that he needed to pay for milk . . .separately. 🤣
@GuyFerzOfficial3 жыл бұрын
*Now you're drinking milk out of a square box* LMAO
@rachels1113 жыл бұрын
The milk is so accurate with them cartons 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@___Anakin.Skywalker3 жыл бұрын
Where did you get them? We didn't have that in our school. We used to get it from the dispensers, hot or cold depends
@AlohaLowah3 жыл бұрын
Yes!!!! I laughed so hard that. Been there too many times to count. "It's suppose to make a spout. It didn't. You have to turn it around and start again at the back" 🤣🤣🤣
@itsmongi.3 жыл бұрын
Sounds like youuuu, owe me moneeyyy😂😂🤣🤣
@AlohaLowah3 жыл бұрын
"Sounds like you owe me money" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@justinfifer96363 жыл бұрын
This guy is so great I would love to get tickets with my wife. He seriously crack me up!!!
@BetwixtDogAndWolf3 жыл бұрын
It’s delicious when it’s free
@jds_94613 жыл бұрын
It's delicious when it's free 😂😂
@inessairdayanty2 жыл бұрын
His descriptions about the milk was so spot on. Especially the monopoly house 🤣
@jackieedmondson8422 Жыл бұрын
I can watch his stuff repeatedly and still crack up!! 😂
@monina27823 жыл бұрын
and then there's a stereotype that asians are great in math. i failed calculus twice and i know i'm not the only one.
@PETERGRlFFlN3 жыл бұрын
I think that stereotype only applies to the chinese. I had to retake my algebra 😁
@dravidiafotato10983 жыл бұрын
PaPotato I’m half Chinese so I’m just half good at math I always forget it when I Finished the semester
@jasminesavard37613 жыл бұрын
I'm chinese and math was my worst subject i was failing it and i hated it
@audraelynnegrimmelhaussen88083 жыл бұрын
I had to take a summer class for Trigonometry and Chemistry so instead of enjoying my vacation I had to go to school. My dad was LIVID. Yep, Asian
@cheesycheese233 жыл бұрын
That stereotype is only applicable to chinese and indians..
@Shuriver3 жыл бұрын
Don't fail math as an Asian... Oh god. They're gonna attack you verbally like just as Jo Koy said, the "Yelling" language. Then they're gonna invite you to the dinner table like nothing happened
@Yao6862 жыл бұрын
2:18 his facial expressions are just hilarious!
@frenchtoast77422 жыл бұрын
I was the same way as him with my daughters private school. Waste of money 🙄 Nickle and dime you for everything 😂 Public high school was Heaven for my daughter! He is SPOT ON ! ❤️
@inatranse0312 жыл бұрын
" Uh Oh....!" Looks like you owe me money " !!!🤣😂🤣😂
@brett-12612 жыл бұрын
I love the parent conference lmao. Uh oh, uh oh😂
@amerie19873 жыл бұрын
Those milk cartons... they never made a spout. 😂
@rebeccap55382 жыл бұрын
The way he imitated the white teacher was spot on
@aliali-ce3yf3 жыл бұрын
i thought private school was supposed to have all these resources ........ i guess public is the better option , at least its free
@aliali-ce3yf3 жыл бұрын
@Netflix Tv yes, tell me more! would you like my social security number too?
@VPAlenkin3 жыл бұрын
Nope. The parent pays for the resources.
@solairesolalalalalemon11983 жыл бұрын
@Netflixtv I donate my sperm on a regular basis for spare change
@stephsaguudefan17533 жыл бұрын
No it's not, you pay just as much in taxes if not more, then they completely blow 90% of the money on God knows what. They don't provide pencils or notebooks, the textbooks are like 40 years old and falling apart, a lot of them don't provide food for free....where does the money even go?
@solairesolalalalalemon11983 жыл бұрын
@@stephsaguudefan1753 it goes to Afghanistan.
@loving.ceceli7457 Жыл бұрын
I didn’t get a chance to watch the Golden Globes. But I can say that this skit made me laugh hard!! Relatable content 👍🏻. And your delivery was good 😂
@ChrisSmithBass2 жыл бұрын
Holy shit that very last bit about trying to open the milk…. That was a huge blast of nostalgia.
@lilyjaboh3 жыл бұрын
Jo Koy's hilarious as hell 😂
@joohoneybun3 жыл бұрын
growing up as a poor kid we had to have free stuff too at school. luckily in canada they provide free meals for breakfast and lunch, some schools even sent food home to children (my school did but it was also a catholic school for low-income families). he really brought back those terrible memories of those damn cartons of milk lmao. but really if i were him i would be frustrated too.
@mermaid7173 жыл бұрын
My son is six and I'm horrible at English class and I had to blatantly look at his teacher and go "I don't even know what that is, how do I teach my son long and short vowels?" 🤣 I still dont know lol
@juanach49483 жыл бұрын
My son is in kinder and also learning long vowel short vowel. I don’t remember any of this but luckily we have the KZbin! 😂
@daneel832 жыл бұрын
Same here.
@calebmantv18152 жыл бұрын
"Delicious when its free" is A FILIPINO EXPRESSION
@inatranse0312 жыл бұрын
The shimmy at 1:31 had me rolling 🤣
@AriessunvirgomoonlightLibraise3 жыл бұрын
FACTS !!!!!! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO,, I had to get my daughter a tutor because i felt dumb AF an too lazy to help her with math.. it was a reason i only had 1 child
@Llilac24813 жыл бұрын
I'm also terrible at math. I can't even imagine by the time I have kids. Like you, it will be only ONE kid lol.
@Llilac24813 жыл бұрын
Don't even get me started on Common Core Math lol
@reneedoiron75602 жыл бұрын
The "New Math" is hard, don't worry. If you don't have a guide book, forget it. I know because I taught it. I had to relearn everything. 😂
@franklee50992 жыл бұрын
When I was in school my mom always said "it's Greek to me" I don't know what she would have said if my homework was actually learning Greek...lol. Free milk was good but I always remember being a little envious of the anemic rich girls drinking a soda and having a snack cake for lunch that they had money to buy out of vending machine... God bless this guy who totally understand snooty rich folk coming from poor background. Thanks I am glad you popped up on KZbin for me to watch.
@notdante1151 Жыл бұрын
The milk joke hit SUPER HARD!
@allenway2 жыл бұрын
0:47 pure comedic genius 😂
@isaiahfelton99282 жыл бұрын
That milk carton skit hit way to close to home😂💀💀💀
@playboi4hunnid3 жыл бұрын
The boxes felt way better than the bags of milk 🤣
@daveart61964 ай бұрын
The teacher impression killed 😂 me
@wedadams8033 жыл бұрын
That is on point at the same time hilarious!
@JuaniqueVerde3 жыл бұрын
😂 gotta get that son tutor!! Stop playing!
@sjinzaar3 жыл бұрын
I always feel like I just want to hug him and say it will be okay…
@ZeeButsog2 жыл бұрын
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@freaker1263 жыл бұрын
when he talks about the milk, i remembered my school gave us a package of powdered milk to bring home. Didn't really like the taste. Schools and govts use to help students, especially the poor. But, now they leave it to others while they get higher pay and good benefits. It's all about money nowadays.
@DxModel2193 жыл бұрын
FACTS !!!
@mecahunter70922 жыл бұрын
Truest thing I've Read in a long time. I especially loved the government cheese. 😋😂
@werkywoll2223 жыл бұрын
that treacher 😂😂😂😂😂
@oralia1217 Жыл бұрын
He is hilarious!!! Love it!!!😂😂😂
@lanapugh3 жыл бұрын
As a private school kid now with a kid in private school (blue collar parents and now I’m blue collar too) this is sooooooo freaking accurate.
@yoinkaim14993 жыл бұрын
OMF THis guY BRUHHHHH😹😹 K dont even have words 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹
@Neptune_symbol02733 жыл бұрын
The milk bit killed me
@maxine25602 жыл бұрын
😂😂math😂😂nip in the bud😂😂😂😂milk
@youkaihenge58923 жыл бұрын
When I come home and need help in math it's usually: "Damn this partial differential equation isn't homogeneous" "Why can't I convolute this Inverse Laplace" "Darn those residues from cauchy integration" "Why is the triangle inequality here"
@sasukegutszerolevialucod69272 жыл бұрын
He always stating facts in life relatable experience culture in a joking way with his mimics but not offending at the same time.
@ifferl87813 жыл бұрын
He impersonated me perfectly
@ifferl87813 жыл бұрын
Jk
@annerota510311 ай бұрын
Love this bit about the math...he's spot on and hilarious, love him.
@shaunaleessnackidies3 жыл бұрын
Love the voice impression 🤣
@tibbsdailyday26113 жыл бұрын
My parents never help me with math, they just made sure i do the homework
@Hungry_Hufflepuff_3 жыл бұрын
The milk part was so relatable, I would just take a straw for a square spout. Or, punch through the paper that wouldn’t make a spout
@mobutterflies38482 жыл бұрын
ITS THE HANDS FOR ME!!!!!! 😂
@mytravls3 жыл бұрын
I do too remember what free Choco milk tasted like in high school. And, some cartons were so tough to open and make that spout
@nitromiyazaki2 жыл бұрын
Pro tip: Open the two sides on the milk carton and face the open side to you. Push the open sides back with one hand while holding the box tight with the other. Pull the two sides forward towards your chest, but pinch it closed while doing so, so that the spout is forced open. Finally, you can pinch the tip of the spout and pull it the rest of the way. In 3rd grade, this was the secret skill I was able to possess to always open that milk carton during lunch.
@stacie4170 Жыл бұрын
Don’t forget we had paper straws Jo! 😂😂😂
@reina39313 жыл бұрын
Just to say hi. I hope his son gets better at maths.
@ChernxbylCherrii3 жыл бұрын
Hey there, son has since improved to a b- in math!
@bird_poop3 жыл бұрын
It's just a joke
@elitetextstory95853 жыл бұрын
The crying is relatable 😭
@beatlesfran5 сағат бұрын
As an elementary school teacher in charge of lunch duty, that last bit hit home
@edithdlp80453 жыл бұрын
My son is also 13 and he is in that stinky, rebellious, "I don't want to do anything" age. I hope it's over soon. And he also has a -C in math and is in the 8th grade. My question is, why? I had +A in math always (I am an engineer now).
@darrienekassandraduran88252 жыл бұрын
Ha, funny how related this is to me. I'm the kid who is utterly hopeless at math (literally cannot solve anything) and worse of all, my father was an engineer. On top of that, my two eldest siblings who are outstanding at math went to the same school I go to which was just great because my math teachers would always say, "Your siblings were great at math, why aren't you?" and I would always be so ashamed and humiliated, I remember even crying because of that. Now in highschool, my father now works as a teacher at my school and I feel like my math teachers are only giving me a passable grade because I'm the daughter of one of their coworkers and I'm embarrassed because my classmates thinks that too and I feel like a let down to my family and a loser. So yeah...everything's fine?
@anap8472 жыл бұрын
@@darrienekassandraduran8825 You're not a Let down or a disappointment...I have a theory there are people who are great in Math or people who are great writers..maybe your a writer not a mathematician.
@FalconWindblader2 жыл бұрын
Dominant traits don't always get passed down. In my case, i had always been the one worst at math in my family, like just anything past basic addition, subtraction, multiplication & division makes my head HURT. yet, both my mom & dad have jobs that involves a lot of number crunching, & my brother graduated with an accounting degree. On the other hand, my affinity for languages (a rather minor trait from my dad's side) got cranked to 11. Where i come from, multilingualism is a common, everyday thing, & i speak & write the commonly used languages in my family, better than anyone in my family. With that said, your kid may just be good at something else instead.
@samiakmal49923 жыл бұрын
As a rising senior in high school, I know his trouble of opening milk too well
@iliar35632 жыл бұрын
“Now you’re drinking milk out of a square box”✋😂
@Msip123 жыл бұрын
The milk carton had me done. Because that brought back memories
@kckgirl782 жыл бұрын
OMG……brought back some memories of our school’s lunch program!! 😆
@brittanytaylor11883 жыл бұрын
Dude is hilarious as heck
@chikondiphiri82713 жыл бұрын
Loool, here in Zimbabwe private schools also sit you down. Soo funny!
@shey2nk9 ай бұрын
He's so funny.... must have seen this clip more than 10 times
@desireedeemago59702 жыл бұрын
OMG I love this guy he is hilarious 😂
@tupapi69893 жыл бұрын
And here i thoughtnall of these years i was the only that couldn't open that MILK CARTON.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@joeytagz80483 жыл бұрын
That jiggy though 😅
@CryoPanda Жыл бұрын
I can't believe the only thing I remembered this clip was Jo Koy saying "Uh Oh" over and over again.
@coolio333883 жыл бұрын
Back in elementary a friend of mine found a fly in his chocolate milk. N Never drank another monopoly milk carton ever.
@eyeswideopen52282 жыл бұрын
Opening milk brought back memories🤣🤣🤣
@dlion10273 жыл бұрын
I’m a freshman in high school and I swear the milk at the school are broken every single time….
@lauramalek31282 жыл бұрын
Dude's not wrong about those "Monopoly house milk cartons". They were a mess!
@rachaeleigh3 жыл бұрын
I didn't realize we were poor until I was in my 30s I thought everyone put their clothes on layaway
@HelenS.739 Жыл бұрын
Omg so true, I remember those days with the damn carton of milk 🥛🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@MsBizzyGurl3 жыл бұрын
I was a volunteer lunch Mom. All I did was open things.
@Liz-cmc3133 жыл бұрын
The struggle is real
@LisaTrusty Жыл бұрын
This is exactly my pain and struggle right now with my son who is in private school.. it is just like this hahaha 😂
@mailannguyen88672 жыл бұрын
Very funny I love jo koy comedy show 👍❤️🥰🙏🌹
@syracuse66515 ай бұрын
The school milk is so true , I remember that shit Lol
@amandaleeborchert37453 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!🤣
@matthewvengers12912 жыл бұрын
Man .... you brought back a lot of memories. Thank you Josep.
@Fleurde3213 жыл бұрын
I cAn relate to the square box😂
@lkinsey1012 жыл бұрын
That damn milk cartoon part got me rofl memories haha