Jo Koy Wants Your Lady to Get Free Drinks

[@ember6800]

"He's at home. His names John. He's black. Bye!" 👋😂👌

[@edithdlp8045]

Wow 👏 😮 👏 😮

[@GoodLookingGentlemen]

My asian d*ck can't compete with that.

[@pfeiffdog0811]

I always told my wife to take the free drink so she can save our money.

[@charlottem.1477]

Same thing hubby said to me!

[@ivanarcheous4731]

It's a win-win if the guy put something in the drink...

[@arka_digit6394]

Don't tell her that she's gonna resent you loll

[@brooklynb3707]

Share it with your man and he gets free drinks too haha

[@JayDee-ve6ml]

What happens if she gets too drunk and ends up fuckin that dude then what? Whats your next move ?

[@impact-go9086]

My girl: "babe, I'm gonna go out with my girlfriends, that ok with you?" Me: "put on that push up bra I got you for birthday and see how many free drinks you get."

[@edithdlp8045]

I wish I could be as secure as you are.

[@genevievehoskins6829]

You sir, are a hero

[@shegolily]

getting that gawk gawk 3000 when she comes home

[@johnP0908]

@@shegolily "gawk gawk 3000" 🤣😂

[@damontan4749]

Yeah until one of them is spiked, you dumfk

[@justinbruce8074]

The problem goes both ways it's fine as long as they got your back

[@nabialmayah2712]

Ok mom kohl

[@ikilledfiddymen2275]

amen brother

[@brooklynb3707]

Amen!

[@mindygirard9932]

If they don't have your back then what are doing with them??? If someone cheats on you when their drunk then they will eventually cheat on you sober... intoxicants only enhance the personality... they don't change it. If you've ever met somebody who SEEMS like a different person when their drunk it's because they are really talented at pretending for manipulation purposes or been cohearsed into believing that they need to be someone they are not...the alcohol or intoxicant just brings out the true self. If you can't trust your partner when their drunk then bounce.

[@laurencealdover3068]

If they ended up cheating she will say that she was drunk and did not know what happened.

[@XitsundzuxoHimina]

"Yes, those are free" 😂😂😂😂 "Would you say, No?"

[@nikolatovar9884]

YAS me and my girls would go out and get like a table full of free drinks and we always had our guys' back. "Wanna come back to my yacht?" "Nah, I'm going home to my husband."

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

FACTS.

[@Arzhator]

Glad to see that Jo Koy hasn't changed, he's hilarious

[@XitsundzuxoHimina]

"It looks like two zombies about to f##k" 😂😂😂😂

[@Joycechannel569]

😂🤣

[@katz0625]

F*cking genius!! This is one of my favorite parts of his…he’s special! Love him

[@cherryann3788]

This is true, at least depending on the girl. I remember a guy buying me a whole drink tower, as I was sitting with my friends, yet he got nothing from me other than my name, not even my number. No matter how many free drinks or how drunk I am which is very rare for me, my commitment and relationship status does not change

[@lpjzfan05]

🧢 🧢 🧢

[@edithdlp8045]

👏 👏 👏

[@ThisIsSparta300]

Cap 🧢 sloot

[@genevievehoskins6829]

YES QUEEN! Don't give in to the simps

[@alphalunablue8918]

Dang, TWO incels in the replies

[@TV-yb2bn]

Best part of being a girl who is dressed to go out is the free drinks. Yahsss! It took me HOURS to look like this! Thx for appreciating

[@secretagentrandybeans2203]

The idea of buying a woman a drink at a bar just so she could talk to you might be one of the most pathetic thing ever

[@egoygoy7542]

its not a should part. its an pre ice breaker its not a ritual its a.move that works for years.

[@anthonyreyes2554]

Yet so common

[@LordStanley94]

Simps do this. She can buy her own

[@cardinalwilson8034]

@@LordStanley94 ive done that and succeeded couple of time, for a quick fck. But i dont consider my self a simp. i refuse to be a simp.

[@caspercasper1918]

Sounds like ur broke

[@martamm2049]

Best part if you go out with your partner, get free drinks for you and him hahahaha

[@ACommenterOnYouTube]

2:30 Started 🤣 and could not stop, my stomach hurts now

[@pilotswife06]

My husband, before he was my husband, always ALWAYS refused to buy a girl a drink. Because he knew this shit! Don’t buy a girl a drink at a bar! She will NOT go home with you.

[@JayDee-ve6ml]

haha if only shit worked that way

[@YThates]

The look on their faces when you leave them hanging with the "I got a husband" is so hilarious too. They be like "You didnt tell me you had a husband" and it's like bruh, don't act like you didn't catch me catching you noticing my wedding ring MULTIPLE times, you just thought I was a sloot until I told you I'm not. Should've asked if I was down before buying drinks and food instead of assuming. I kid you guys not 10/10 times if a man approaches me to try to "get to know me" I always make it a point to bring up early on that I'm taken and not interested. At least half of the dudes will still continue to flirt with me and chat me up, some even lying saying "Oh Im not interested in that I just want to talk cause I'm enjoying our conversation". Bill comes they offer to pay for me I always go "ARE YOU SURE???" they 100% of the time say yes. Then still have the audacity to be mad that I don't want to go home or to the hotel with them. It's like when a woman tells them they're not interested, these kind of dudes take it as like a challenge maybe for their egos to see if they can make a chick cheat for him.

[@macraeolinger]

I've seen this skit a while back, I think. Jo hasn't been married a year yet. This was recorded before he got married. In fact, Wikipedia calls the relationship 'Partners' not ' Spouse' like a regular, married couple. Super funny guy.

[@infinitetenzer042]

"No shit!!! It free!!"😂😂😂

[@Darkstorm1011]

Getting a decent lady isn't easy for everyone, like wise for women finding a decent man. Unfortunately most people are ruled by impulse and emotion when drinking. I can tell you never bartended before. Groups of women drinking can be just as bad as a group of males. I haven't met too many actual women. Mostly I see girls pretending to be ladies. No loyalty, I have some stories that would make you cringe. As a guy are you always trying to get someone better, or level up and trade? No , unfamiliar idea, well it's not to alot of girls pretending to be ladies. Treat them how they act, and act accordingly. It's all a gamble, especially in this ridiculous hook up culture. Wrap it up. !

[@2eganja1]

💯

[@Unavailable669]

Hey!!!! There are still loyal women out there tho.

[@Unavailable669]

So don't get bitter and give up. Keep trying!

[@tiffanyolsen7881]

This guy is frickin awesome, I mean 🔥

[@sarahgledhill298]

Literally crying lol.

[@小牛-o5f]

Yeah, I go out to bars and girls buy me drinks... And then I go home to my wife 🥰

[@Unavailable669]

Yooooo champ! 🙏🏻 Us loyal men still out here!

[@T11paraplegic]

Most will cheat when they go to the club😅

[@onyxaries]

Different story if your girl ain’t loyal how would know if it ends at the free drink 🤔

[@bons244]

then she was never your girl. Why try to keep someone who isn't loyal. Dump her bitch ass and get a proper lady.

[@princebautista]

if your girl ain't loyal then she ain't your girl in the first place. LOL

[@Ginajenki]

So that's why there was always a table full of drinks for me no sooner than I walked in each club!! 😁😅😂😄😃😀🤣

[@theslowserious9974]

She's at the club getting free drinks from other men while her husband is at the bar buying ladies drinks. I guess you save some and spends some. 😆 🤣 😂

[@charliemccliff6058]

lmfao

[@mailannguyen8867]

Very funny I love jo koy comedy show 👍❤️🙏🥰🌹

[@EC-ol8nz]

It’s called hunter gatherer!🤣

[@joshnumber3]

Once this episode aired they ain’t getting free drinks anymore 😂

[@conductedbowl763]

Until that drink is spiked

[@eliapple1224]

lmfao said every guy who's been cheated on

[@mikerodriguezandson4606]

That is some bullllllshit lol. Except the last part. But if your lady doesn’t take drinks from other guys then she’s a keeper cause that’s called respect. In my opinion

[@lizziecross8149]

There are a few circumstances when I won’t accept a drink. If I get a weird, angry vibe from the guy and don’t have enough friends around to defend me, I won’t let him buy me a drink. Also, I won’t let guys buy me drinks in certain countries. A police officer in Italy explicitly warned me not to let a guy buy me a drink there. Apparently, Italian guys might get a bit more pushy than Americans sometimes.

[@franceswelch5834]

I never let a man buy me a drinks . I feel most men think. They own you for the night. I say no thank you! With a smile

[@ChrissaMonroe]

the accuracy tho lol

[@bobbiross272]

If only men had our backs they are the ones buying girls drinks 🤣

[@brandonjohnson1869]

This old man would buy me and my girlfriend drinks and give her gambling money whenever wed see him at the casino. To this day he still thinks im her cousin 😂.

[@justweird7159]

I’d get free drinks and bring them to my boyfriend “ hey look free drinks for us”

[@xaesalyszimpkee]

The right way to buy someone a drink if you actually want to increase your chances of going home with them is to try to naturally join/start conversation when they are near the end of their own drink then offer to buy the next. Maybe continue Convo, maybe not. But I feel it increases your chances instead of shooting shots at random

[@MervilleJr]

He's got the jokes.

[@janmikaeljohnson665]

They were all laughing until “in fact, when you’re girl goes out, you go out”.

[@sandygrimes7196]

I don’t drink much less go to bars 🤣

[@_mrcrypt]

Jo Koy FOR THE WIN!

[@clovedoper7223]

Thats how me and my wife saved alot of money. LOL

[@fitnessffinessed]

Wth you be drinking😂😂

[@tttman4385]

Most original humor no politics no race well sometimes raise but most original jokes I've heard

[@espiritualme2048]

That's very true I'm woman and that is exclay how it works!!!🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@gingybabylv7693]

Haha 2:00 this dude is hilarious

[@johncalhoun9335]

Dude hell yeah

[@cassiebernardy5488]

Thank you.

[@Nightskift]

What happens if the bf buys a girl a drink during boys night out?

[@ACommenterOnYouTube]

Ahh ... did you not watch this comedy, i mean 🤷🏽‍♂️

[@jamesseelye1866]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jo Koy is the G.O.A.T He makes a grown man cry... 😆

[@jackies56tbird]

Oh yeah, how I remember that and I am almost 70! LOL

[@RandomThingsbruhh]

Me on my younger days in the Philippines i can get drunk for free, just be present in every drinking sessions. Hehe

[@datboiwes3495]

This man has way to much faith in women😂

[@davidwallace7543]

Waaaaaaaay too much

[@johnwayne6047]

Seriously

[@purplebubblegum4055]

Maybe the women he encountered and been with were faithful

[@datboiwes3495]

@@purplebubblegum4055 well then I and every other guy wanna know where those ones are at

[@purplebubblegum4055]

@@datboiwes3495 you ask Jo Koy, he's met them

[@MrSnowi88]

This wasn’t one of his best

[@mrcool9672]

. . . .And that's how a coworker found out he got Gonorrhea from his wife. Why? Because the "two guys" were hot and made her feel attractive. She 44yrs 5 kids now divorced. Apparently the 2 dudes were know for picking an older married woman, separately flirt/give attention and buy her drinks. As one danced with her the other guy would join them with her in middle. With her ego on high they'd offer to take the party elsewhere pre-planned.

[@evelynbeevers4502]

And then they both pass out.

[@Dorkster81]

I use to do that…… If i sensed a girl was getting a drink for a guy. Id cut them off after that. When i bartended.

[@KelleyBroussardMackaig]

Gentlemen... Jo Koy is 100% right about the way we women have our dudes backs when we go out with our girls. I've been known to get free drinks from time to time myself - and I've been married for 20 years.

[@beefortebrea9386]

Don't say "we." You know some of us are hoes. I'm gay, so I would never, but still.

[@renegadepyro726]

Unless you’re my friends now ex. She took drinks and left with the guy that brought her drinks. She regretted the hell out of it for sure

[@GoodLookingGentlemen]

You give free BJ's too?

[@VLE-Grimace]

Liar!

[@unavailable6489]

@@renegadepyro726 she was never his girl tbh. Not even for a lil bit. Either he cheated first or she never loved him. WE ARE TALKING ABOUT PEOPLE ACTUALLY IN LOVE, not your toxic ass friends.

[@gotplague]

As long as the girl would be fine with me getting free food at work too from girls. If theres real trust and respect bothways ya its cool. Just also be friends with your girls bffs. Theres always that one friend that could be a bad influence. You all know the one.

[@bricedunn7300]

Lmao I've had women come to me and say to me "hey aren't you going to buy me a drink" my response is I already pay for one women's lifestyle I can't afford another. Lmao been called a lot of names over that but I don't go to bars to buy random women drinks when I I have a perfectly good women at home

[@amandahirschfeld7382]

🤣🤣🤣❤️

[@maricruzgarcia7346]

🧟‍♀️🧟‍♂️ zombie sex sounds dangerous, warning you might not survive 😳😂

[@veranaika]

I remember one vacay with my friends a guy buy us drinks. We just said thanks all he got waa our name

[@racheldelapena6765]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@genaroarciga8559]

That twisted mind do not thinking the same in those shoes, easy and funny to talk to pre- program disposition of people, but to hard make a autentic armony

[@TheSmilodon85]

Simping 101

[@montyweatherby9959]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😎💯

[@rococoblue]

😂

[@dzenishali]

0:33 He sounds like Bill Burr XD

[@marlinthrower5137]

good video

[@mariobergnini8897]

yeah but dudes drug those drinks too

[@tylerhackner9731]

😂😂😂

[@jayillest9981]

I like this because I love you but NO!!!!!hella wrong bro

[@tancosta1286]

Hahahahahahhh, died hahahahah

[@mrmaverick2188]

we all know what filipino says "Its good when its free"

[@japinoybettajapan]

Hahahahahahahahahhahaha only tongue is hard

[@jaym9879]

Simp Game

[@thirdcoastfirebird]

Okay the 255 dislikes on this video are the men who don't this joke.

[@skittlesdude1033]

Goals

[@fi9ueroa]

I’ve bought girls drinks at bars and the night didn’t end as he says, specially when they’re drunk. Just saying!!

[@Financebureauofficials]

The economic hardship , recession , unemployment and the loss of job caused by covid pandemic is enough to push people into financial ventures .

[@jilliangrannon1939]

My RIP use to let dudes buy me drinks even if he was there. Then when they would ask I would be like yeah he's right here. And he would say the same shit. It makes it cheaper for him. He made good money tho. Lol.

[@jameschan1791]

wrong: if your gf is a hot chick, she's making insurance payments, and always looking for a nicer car.

[@stoneddragon5400]

That doesn't seem right, if your girl is out with her friends getting wasted she'll be too fucked up to do ANYTHING, she'll most likely ignore you.

[@AshyLarryTM]

I know this is a comedians bit but it's a bunch of BS. I was head of security for the biggest nightclub in Newport RI for 8 years. If you've been to Newport, its a party town. Our club was a haven for Bachelorette party's. I've seen drunk girls do thing's to guys that would blow your mind. I won't even get into what drunk girls done to me sexually. And I didn't go looking for it. I had it thrown at me every single night we were open. I was a target, especially for bachelorette party's because I had a shaved head and I was the man in the club. I will say this, at least half of the drunk girls in my club did bad things nightly and I will venture to say that most had boyfriends. Bachelorette party's were the worst offenders, including the Bachelorette. So yeah, this is a BS myth.

[@NN-re7cy]

Yeah I used to bartend and the women were just as bad as the men. I'm a female and it's so true that the drunk chicks would literally throw themselves at all male bartenders and bouncers, sometimes to the point of desperation. It really comes down to the character of your significant other if they remain faithful.

[@LuciferLizardo]

@@NN-re7cy Plus the fact they knew all of their state-given rights and how to change the narrative to make them look like victims makes women even worse than men.

[@janmikaeljohnson665]

True

[@mr.orange0205]

what if she pass out or something inside that drink, shit happens

[@smrk2452]

This is depressing

[@robertcreighton4635]

I'd prefer free coke

[@terrymanti6105]

A little vulgar....

[@pedrovision6987]

...wow...this is where we are now?

[@johncalhoun9335]

lmao hahahahhahahahhahahhh

[@orangehammock]

fellas...please don't be out here buying women alcoholic beverages in 2021

[@robertcreighton4635]

That sounds like very gay advice tbh 😆🤣

[@orangehammock]

@@robertcreighton4635 buying things for women is probably your go-to move, huh

[@TheMasterguardian]

@@orangehammock . Yeah probably dudes probably making a lot more poor financial decisions on top of the free drinks to other guy's girlfriends

[@Dmvgold1995]

@@robertcreighton4635 and you sound like a sucker that gets used for free drinks hoping it will get you laid 🤡🤡 🤡

[@robertcreighton4635]

@@Dmvgold1995 you sound like a incel virgin mate.

[@lukemcdonladson6648]

✌️💚

[@P2Pbase]

many of them open their legs after the free drink 😉

[@sc9433]

Then u dodge a bullet.

[@katelynnmcdougall9826]

that was lame 🙄

[@cookie_lukey1924]

🧟‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻‍♀️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jeanettekniebusch9812]

I didnt take the free drinks because I didn't think it was right if I wasn't interested in them also usually had a boyfriend.If I was a guy I wouldnt want someone to let me buy a drink for them if they werent interested.