"Star Wars: Rise Of Skywalker" | Spoiler Rant!

[@M1NN1CH]

Kode had more of a character arc during the three reviews than Rey did during the whole trilogy! LMAO

[@thekode748]

thats some real shit.facts

[@Iamzani]

Lmfao better story

[@squashedeyeball]

I'll be damned, but this is 100% true.

[@1Flyingfist]

😂😂😂 Remember when he was defending episode 7 🙈.

[@DaxTheRipperX]

Lmao straight tf up 😆😆😆

[@TheRealGeorgeGibson]

This is not canon I don’t give AF. They ruined Anakins/Vader’s arc and the og trilogy and prequels.

[@blaxpoitation8528]

Completely ruined Vader's arc. In turn, ruined Luke's motivation and journey & arc. Thus in turn ruining the entire OT. Anakin apparently wasn't the "Chosen One" Rey was. Palpatine apparently wins in the end. Han was a loser. Finn was worthless and not developed (apparently he might've been force sensitive, but we don't get to see that..), Poe is... well... just there, and Rey is THE super grandmaster. She's more powerful than Luke, Leia, Anakin, Obi-Wan, Mace, Yoda, Dooku and even the Emperor. This is such hot garbage

[@hamhockbeans]

The beautiful thing is we don' t have to except these movies as cannon. We own the original six movies. There is no law saying we have to include these movies as apart of the story.

[@TheRealGeorgeGibson]

Theprophet524 no it ain’t m. We are the fans we since Disney made these 3 movies we decide now what’s cannon.

[@TheRealGeorgeGibson]

Theprophet524 is you really think these movies are great story’s then I don’t consider you a fan. It ruins the og and prequel trilogy’s and all the arcs like Anakins🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[@JodysCorner]

@@TheRealGeorgeGibson that's right! Take the power back! Power lies where the people give the power to!

[@hamhockbeans]

Anyone remember how Return of the Jedi ended. For me that was the end of Star Wars. Vader defeated the emperor and got a chance to see his son with his own eyes and died in peace. Story over at six movies.

[@GoB1996]

Exactly. I want new jedis new siths. Something! Expand on the universe but don’t make it trash. I feel so bad for George, I really do.

[@abrahampena1263]

Same here it shouldve ended with RETURN OF THE JEDI but the expanded universe is DECENT at best but still the first trilogy shouldve ended this franchise

[@MaxNeugebauer.]

NOPE!! Sequel trilogy is DOPE!!

[@frostyguy1989]

Return of the Jedi is the end of the series.

[@manniman82]

Emperor Palpatine's granddaughter got the last of the Skywalkers killed, stole their name and their ships (Millennium Falcon, Luke's X-Wing)... Disney: ''Rise of Skywalker''

[@dimitrik388]

She's the real Phantom menace

[@909bkaby]

Mads Mikkelsen how did she get any Skywalker killed tho

[@manniman82]

@@909bkaby Kylo Ren committed soduku so she can live at the end

[@discobroccoli198]

Mads Mikkelsen To be fair, Kylo gave his life for her, she didn’t have a say in the matter. Also, Luke gave the x-wing to her, she didn’t steal it.

[@manniman82]

@@discobroccoli198 All of that happened for the sake of her, there's no 'Skywalker' rising anywhere...

[@DTey22]

48:50-54:00 Them impersonating JJ Abrams calling the legends 😂

[@jgirlinluv55]

I was in tears lol

[@aundraybryant8908]

Wipe yo feet bitch!

[@firstevidentenigma]

What upsets me the most was Anakin's ENTIRE story line was essentially nuked.

[@carlosr1176]

Even Thanos needed magical rings to do half the stuff Rey did. Her dark side powers also never affected how she looked like it did all before her. When there is no adherence to the rules in the universe there is no point to caring about that universe.

[@tedflips1501]

Faxx, logic always keeps it together inconstinstecy just breeds incompetence

[@mrreddington777]

Damn you're right. I didnt even think about that.

[@mrreddington777]

@KingOne so what? Guess you're the type to use cheat codes for every game you play.

[@carlosr1176]

KingOne her use of force lightning from her fingers only seen used by the emperor should have affected her like the emperor. Also, her being OP could have been explained and used as a plot device for drama and to benefit the film. Like they did with Thanos. Being OP just because or to make her the bestest ever is hack story telling and something to expect from the same hack who wrote batman vs superman and justice league. I don't expect a better story from him or JJ but I sure as hell expect a better story for The end of a 9 movie story arc.

[@s0d100]

Anakins ghost should have been talking to kylo instead of Han

[@anggi8699]

And have Anakin explains to Kylo that the reason he joined the dark side was because he fear of losing people that he love. Dude you're right. You're idea is way better.

[@elizagaskell7957]

In a strange way, this would of made sense.

[@justingentry3747]

Apparently he filmed a scene, but it was cut.

[@s0d100]

@@justingentry3747 yeah if thats true then we have all the right to be very pissed off with Disney

[@kingoscar5884]

At first I thought it was Anakin that said “Hey Kid” boy was I wrong 😂😂😂 they brought back a guy that wanted his character dead so he can be out of the movie instead of Anakin. Wow that’s really low on Disney’a part. No wonder Lucas didn’t show up to the premier. This film was a big Fuck you to Lucas.

[@willhill3075]

“Chewy is us but he lives it” 😂🤣 It’s so true though.

[@treasurecave431]

When chewie got hit by leia's death, i felt it...he was all alone. Then they just switch d scene like 3 seconds later which shows how much they disrespected the OT. Fuck rey and fuck all the new trilogy

[@lanny7683]

42:40 : “Empress Rey” -> “change of plans” (i’m crying it’s so hilarious and true)

[@emymarian_8288]

This new trilogy literally ruined the Skywalker legacy.

[@klouddsurferful]

More like literally killed it. 😔

[@robertb7230]

@@klouddsurferful Literally. By the end of the film, all the Skywalkers are dead and a Palpatine is inheriting the Galaxy as its most powerful force user....

[@klouddsurferful]

@@robertb7230 Wow, you're right! I never even thought about all of that. A palpatine inherits the future of the Jedi force, that's crazy. And it's awful storytelling.

[@kingoscar5884]

They literally killed the skywalkers legacy and on top of that didn’t even acknowledge the original skywalker!!! Disney really messed up and had the audacity to call this trash of a movie “The Rise of Skywalker”

[@emymarian_8288]

@@klouddsurferful Exactly! A PALPATINE survives! He practically won! What if Rey has a child in the future? Her child could be conflicted with the light and dark! Has no one thought about this?!

[@jonnystorm3127]

Another thing The FORCE ISNT DETERMINED BY YOUR BLOODLINE!!!! This is why George Lucas gave us Midichlorians in the prequels. It doesn't matter if your a Skywalker Palaptine Solo, the midichlorians determines how powerful your connection to the force was!!

[@JodysCorner]

Correct. Yet, fanboys rant about how trash Midichlorians are...... It made the universe expand outside of the Skywalker line

[@enoughbs7645]

Uh... "the Force is strong in my family... my father had it, I have it, my sister has it." - Luke, ROTJ I'm not defending these new films, but come on.

[@jetman1895]

Han said it best in The Force Awakens, "that's not how the Force works", and yet totally ignored by the same director of this movie, there are supposed to be paid people to remember these stuff to not contradict itself, right?

[@jerichosombilon5169]

@@enoughbs7645 Its probably just the Skywalker bloodline with the chosen one. Yoda's species is force-sensitive, Palpatine was the only Sith around, he got powerful after training for decades. Its not like his bloodline is that special. He's a guy, who fell to the dark side and trained under the Sith. Like Dooku who was a Jedi and also trained under the Sith. The force may be hereditary but only in the case of the Skywalkers. Because if all force-sensitive people were able to pass down the skill then the republic (Or the Jedi) could just breed an army of lightsaber-wielding force sensitive Jedi army. The force is strong with the skywalkers, its natural that they would be powerful. But not everyone else. The person's connection with the force isn't determinted by their bloodline, but the force itself through the Midichlorians. As for the Skywalkers, they have the prophecy. Palpatine was extremely strong with the force and knowledge of dark side magic (Yes, he can use Dark Side magic) so he could've influenced the force to create a life form with strong ties to the force (similar to what happened to Anakin, and yes he wasn't space Jesus at all. That was Palpatine trying to create life). What I'm trying to say is, the force may not be hereditary, but only in special cases as I've said above. So... Your statement and the main comment's statement are both correct.

[@JodysCorner]

@@enoughbs7645 this means nothing to the contrary of my point.

[@rhodesdrakethenieliii3209]

8:18: "Sidious having SEX?! That's nasty!" Oh I fucking hate this movie so much... but the way you worded that busted my kidney

[@Ken_Del_2005]

I agree with you, man. "I'm Rey. Rey Skywalker." Get the fuck outta here.

[@VincentWolf78]

I love both original and prequel trilogies growing up. This Disney Trilogy doesn't exist in my eyes.

[@VincentWolf78]

@Ali Chaudhry well i was a kid during the prequels so.. I instantly liked them

[@mattfortmuller5]

Ali Chaudhry prequels are 🔥 I don’t care what anyone says

[@VincentWolf78]

@Ali Chaudhry Its okay, I understand

[@kidkilla11alex]

I'm doing a star wars movie marathon, and I refuse to watch the Disney Trilogy

[@alienanxiety]

Your mock phone calls to the actors was more entertaining than anything in the new Star Wars trilogy.

[@jessicakoza9995]

That is exactly the problem with fanboys and fangirls. They are the worst an destroying every franchise because they take everything what companys throw at them without questioning a thing.

[@56jklove]

What kind of fans are you talking about ?

[@cronic1866]

I didnt pay to see it but our boy Jody paid to see it twice. I said after the crap TLJ, I told myself I would not pay anymore money to watch garbage and I didnt. As a huge fan I hate what Disney has done to Star Wars. The true SW fans I know didnt even wast any money on it. So to me it is the none true fans who keep supporting their garbage.

[@lastmanoftomorrow2840]

Jessica Koza no fangirls & fanboys love this garbage bottom of a cows hoof .

[@MarsVee123]

DC fanboys started this off and now they've passed the torch to Star Wars fanboys

[@ROALD.]

No, that's literally what the fans are doing. Fans are saying ENOUGH!

[@matthewlee9879]

"He's trying to reck us!" LOLOLOL!.I always love jody's passion,the force is strong with him!

[@amklvn]

I'm not giving Disney a win by giving them one cent I am only counting on guys like these two to review it. every dollar Disney / Lucas film get gives them a excuse to produce garbage. I'm curious too to know what George Lucas had for his scripts.better than this garbage I bet

[@GoB1996]

wespozo I think about George Lucas’ frowning face every time I see Star Wars games, movies or ANYTHING advertising Star Wars. We chased the creator away just so he can put faith into the wrong people and then not be able to buy it back to fix it. Saddest Hollywood story lol.

[@BluEx22329]

It wasn't that bad. Go watch. Spend your money

[@amklvn]

@@BluEx22329 I'll pass on that garbage

[@StevenAlvarez]

i remember subscribing to you guys back in 2017 when your The Last Jedi popped in my recommended list and the part where you an the code screamed 'unlimited power!!!!' made me laugh so hard, been a fan ever since.

[@ChristopherZain]

The phone calls are freaking hilarious!! LOL!!

[@jscottupton]

The Disney trilogy is full of lazy writing. You don't write chapters 7, 8 and 9 unless and until you totally understand chapters 1 thru 6. Clearly the people who wrote this trilogy didn't really care about the story.

[@darkgreenrifleman4871]

Smartest idea ever.

[@lemonadetea4822]

This rant was so good I almost forgive Episode 9 for existing yall had me hurt laughing

[@scorptarget]

This is Hands Down the most hilarious and accurate review of this “movie” in KZbin hahaha Jody and The Kode the true legends lmaoooo those impersonations are better than the entire movie haha!!! Thank you guys! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ScienceWinsEveryTime]

Don't we hear Ahsoka's voice as well? No one told me she was dead. Thanks, Disney.

[@s0d100]

Is ezra dead?

[@AllsparkSupremacy]

Revenge of the Sith. General Grievous stabbed her.

[@zergie5801]

In a deleted scene :/

[@cursedsolo3112]

Ascension Evol that’s another Jedi

[@cursedsolo3112]

Ascension Evol Ashoka species

[@kevinwatts3128]

This the FUNNIEST movie review I have ever seen in my life! Two hilarious guys rippin the Rise of Skywalker to tiny bits of rubble. I could watch this review over and over for the rest of my life...and I mean that seriously!! I've already watched it 27 times. I love it!!

[@LordDrakkon1]

the best way you can help this Real movement is show this to anyone you know that love pop culture and movies!

[@jamesg.487]

“He should be hired with an eraser” 😂😂😂 I’m done!

[@SPTAH]

"Hello George, this is JJ"

[@karlberens2291]

This is the best review of a film I’ve seen on KZbin! It never occurred to me Palpatine was getting some “action” with the ladies while the fake Palpatine was fighting Luke. Barf 🤮

[@TheS1m0n93]

The emperor won in rise of skywalker. Rey did kill him at the end just like he wanted her to do

[@SuperMurray2009]

Yeah that's what I said 😂.

[@danielgeorge8123]

Simon loke I hate this film so don’t think otherwise, but technically he killed himself with his force lightning. She deflected it onto him, so I suppose he killed himself. I know it’s so retarted but there u go🤷🏻‍♂️

[@dereksnyders8094]

Oh, he's dead for real this time? Are you sure?

[@RoodyRoo]

Yet somehow nothing happened? Like wtf was that... made no sense

[@nicholasmallard2926]

Ole Shev just needed to give baby girl a little push so his plan could work! 🤣

[@duston.a2829]

Yo the Harrison call definitely is the comic relief of the rant lol!!

[@steven.m9984]

Kathleen Kennedy, J.J Abrams, Rian Johnson, Chris Terrio, worst combination in Hollywood!

[@danielsdimension2003]

Thanos needs to snap this trilogy out of existence. These new Star Wars movies are nothing but SJW garbage, short awful lightsaber fights, unfunny jokes full of cringe, useless unnecessary characters, and they literally just copy and paste stuff from the old Star Wars.

[@danielsdimension2003]

@ 15:02

[@atb2674]

This is still a cathartic video to watch several yrs later

[@mannylee1983]

That Harrison Ford bit was epic! 😂

[@paulkovacs3323]

Ive watched this 8x now. Whenever im in a trash mood, i put this on, open a beer while im cooking, laugh my fucking ass off, and feel better by the end.

[@fischkopp1234]

This movie sounds like an overload of cringy, corny, tropy kitsch written by a teenager high on vampire diaries.

[@mirandasummerset]

Twilight fanfic basically

[@kurtrivero368]

So you haven't seen it?

[@kaetha1]

What’s up Jody, Ken from Chicago, I’m 49 years old and I’ve seen all the movies and without a doubt just when I thought this trilogy couldn’t get worse, JJ says hold up watch this , the movie was trash 🗑 didn’t make any sense at all! And it was sooooo predictable!

[@dezjack7846]

Palps being back with no explanation = destroys Anakin's prophecy

[@ACinemafanatic]

Everyone in my theatre was so mad like me I immediately walked out at the end when she said I’m Rey skywalker I was done so many plot holes fan service and unanswered questions again and now I don’t know how the force works anymore 🤦🏾‍♂️

[@DarkPhysicx]

Why didn't Rey disappear after she exhausted herself when she killed Palp?

[@Willowy13]

Because she is a freaking Palpatine... and a MaRey Sue. She is the representation of KKK... and KKK doesn't want to disappear from our lives for good.

[@ginganinja411]

Willowy13 A member of the KKK as a Sith Lord would be more interesting than this bs... and funnier. Imagine them trying to fight while wearing those stupid bedsheets. Lightsaber is just a saber with a large cross-guard. Then Finn wrecks them. Then the Sith Lord says some messed up stuff like he’s only 3/5 of a real Jedi. Actually no that sounds awful...

[@michaelbourdages4777]

If Leia is more powerful than Luke (somehow) then why didn't she remove the rocks in the cave in Last Jedi instead of waiting for Rey's last minute arrival at the right place and time!?

[@1Flyingfist]

Why didn't she train Kylo herself? There was no need to send him away to Luke.

[@jackpotdadon]

Am I the only one who noticed the knights of Ren was teleporting more than euron greyjoy 🤷🏿‍♂️🤦🏿‍♂️

[@Nightwing-ce1tx]

It's funny when I watched it the first time I said did they do anything in the movie besides pose? Then I remembered yeah that got offed by Ben Solo

[@kamikaizer001]

Oh my lord the Harrison Ford phone call part had me dying

[@locomojoboy2]

I hated how Mace Windu struggled to fend off Palpatine's lightning with TWO hands, yet this mary sue bitch doesnt even look like she's struggling to fend off Palpatine's OP lightning with ONE hand.

[@MithosDagon]

This trilogy was garbage. Even my wife that is a casual was rolling her eyes in the theater, she even said that the powers made no sense. This means a lot from someone who only remembers watching attack of the clones.

[@MaxNeugebauer.]

Sequel trilogy is a trillion times better than the prequel trilogy.

[@menydragon5]

This movie sounds like bad fanfiction at it's absolute worst. Try to have a Merry Christmas.

[@kainegan8141]

Best chemistry on KZbin.

[@damagecontrol1049]

Word. should do all action/ sci-fi movies

[@HarlemWorld45]

Kai Negan SUPER FACTS

[@magnis380]

The main thing is that Anakin's sacrifice is ruined! Luke being a jedi like his father before him over.

[@remingron]

@KingOne We got it,you're an ince.l now get lost.

[@jdagod7]

Those phone calls still funny over a year later 😂

[@carlosr1176]

You two are a great review team. Always enjoy when you both review a movie together.

[@brandonbobo8464]

I’ve watched this fully 2x and still dying laughing.

[@1Flyingfist]

Yeah, you have to come back and watch it when you start to lose faith in humanity 😶.

[@TBD2335]

I've been looking forward to this review since The Last Jedi review. Your impressions of the actors had me DYING. Haven't seen the movie but hearing some of that sheet, I'm wrecked. Jody and Kode, thanks for another 🔥 review!!!

[@WillPowerAlumni]

They never explained how the freak Maz Kanata found Luke’s lightsaber in the first place. Smh. Worst Star Wars movie

[@roccosiffredi9730]

Apparently things that fall down an endless shaft and lost forever in OT just magically reappear in the new sequels without any explanation...funny how Maz has the lightsaber but not Lukes hand.

[@roccosiffredi9730]

@Devin Carter idk smart brother...seems like you be axkin' for too much. You dont think that if you took the toughest flashlight made and dropped it from an airliner in the clouds it would be found in pristine and working conditions ? Your still in denial on how awful and poorly written the new trilogies were.

[@Maximus0051]

Every year I come back to this greatness

[@mattfortmuller5]

The Death Star was blown to pieces, there shouldn’t be any palpatine left to recover 😂

[@mattfortmuller5]

Woodrow Pride I’m sure disney would make something up like that

[@mirandasummerset]

Lol I died when I saw how they did Rose Literally hilarious That poor actress 🙍

[@issa.flinstone]

Yo this rant was EPIC jody and kode are hilarious i was crying laughing man. I definitely want a part 2

[@1Flyingfist]

That bit around 8:00 😂😂😂 I have to keep coming back for that part.

[@jbecket42]

Its like day 4 of this disaster and you guys are the 50th review I've watched. I can't get enough of the collective rage and sadness we're all going through as fans.

[@gummybear41283]

I was done after the Force Awakens when Ray is flying the Millenium Falcon like Han Solo, and the most ridiculous scene where she tells the Stormtrooper to release her using the Force with zero Jedi training, then she's a badass light saber fighter when she's only had a light saber for 10 minutes!!!

[@MadGenius]

Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter explains how powerful she is but you still have to train regardless of lineage. Although Force powers like life energy(force) drain aka Sith Drain or Dark Side Drain has appeared in the old games such as Jedi Knight and Jedi Outcast 2. Also, Force Heal only can be used by Jedi (light sider) not Sith (dark siders) but Ben can do it because he turned to the light side of the Force.

[@leovigildo4534]

A dark sider can possibly heal themselves if they know the techniques or have the talent for it (some of the ancient and recent Sith Lords were able to). Some famous Sith Lords: XoXaan, Karness Muur, Darth Sion, Darth Vader, Darth Krayt were able to heal themselves. But like you mentioned, even when they mastered this unique ability, it was the result of years / decades of training. Also, dark side healing had a lot to do with suffering excruciating pain. Darth Sion and Darth Vader were in constant pain. And the jedi knight Exar Kun would have died from hundreds of bone fractures within Naga Sadow's necropolis tomb if he hadn't given into the dark side & the pain. Rey is simply a Mary Sue that doesn't need training / study.

[@paulnelson3927]

Mad Genius she was training.

[@shadowofthenorthstar989]

@@paulnelson3927 she didn't even need that training she was already strong they should've made her learn stuff from luke in last jedi this was so poorly executed lmao

[@ammarraz.8090]

Yea and luke couldnt heal his dad. And obi wan couldnt heal qui gon. And anakin couldnt heal his mother. Those are all from the light side.

[@SpaceAlley]

When Rey and Kylo were forcing tugging that ship, all I could think of was Dark Phoenix when Magneto and Jean were tugging at that helicopter

[@Nelson_Swamp]

These dudes were having a blast. The critique was on point. 🤣

[@DonnaCPunk]

The review I've been waiting for! Edit: the phone call section had me freaking crying!!! "Hey, Steven, can you call Harrison and ask him to do Star Wars?". 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@Jerricobeats]

LOL That Billy D part JODY did was gold lmfaooooo !! Yall 2 the best

[@thChrch]

It's all about stolen valor. A generational bloodline of Skywalkers who went through hell...Just so a Palpatine can take their name. Actually, now that I think about it...that would be cool if Rey secretly went the Sith way and took the Skywalker name just to ruin it so the Sith can be redeemed as the saviors.

[@PACNYY]

😂😂😂 from that thumbnail I already know Superman and Kode are gonna have a fun time ripping this movie apart. I want to see what they have to say about the Rey trying to throw the light saber in the fire and it was caught by the ghost of Luke Skywalker. OMG when Rey was actually able to beat Lord Sidious with the force and 2 light sabers BY HERSELF🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯. Not to mention Rey kissing Kylo who was actually her cousin 😲😲😲😲. 48:29 -52:09 😭😭 😭😭 😭 😂😂😂😂😂 the phone calls to Mark, Billie and Harrison.

[@jadenedwards5052]

Rey kissing Kylo who is actually her cousin 🤢🤢🤢 that is just nasty

[@Youngthundercat67]

I’m lost how is Kylo her cousin? Vader not related to Palpatine is he?

[@PBnJaime]

@@Youngthundercat67 in a comic it shows that Palpatine influenced the midi-chlorians inside Anakin's mom's womb to create him.

[@Youngthundercat67]

PBnJaime I thought those comics weren’t cannon?

[@PBnJaime]

@@Youngthundercat67 the darth vader story is official Star Wars canon

[@MrConredsX]

Bruh, there was also a voice of Ashoka supporting Rey in the end. That mean Ashoka Tano is dead and she also handled her balls to Rey like every other Jedi character.

[@RP752000]

JODY when Colin Trevorrow was still attached to direct Episode 9, he had at one time whispered to Daisey Ridley at a bar or SNL party, of who Rey's parents were and Daisey Ridley was so overcomed with (positive) emotion: she started crying with joy.

[@lirpa2300]

That Harrison Ford phone call was HILARIOUS!!!

[@maometus]

The movie's title should be "the rise of palpatine and the fall of skywalker"

[@jayraptor1370]

I have never referred to a review as “quotable” but this was absolutely amazing All of the phone conversations where brilliant 😂

[@elon.r.yisrael]

27:34 "You know who you look like JJ Abrams? You look like Jeeves!" lol 😂lol 😂...oh my gosh he does from MIB...you gotta meme them together in your next vid Jody...oh my gosh... priceless!

[@JodysCorner]

LOL! that curly fro and everything.

[@elon.r.yisrael]

@@JodysCorner Alllll day!

[@ThatKidAGE]

The phone conversations part was so funny, I was crying. Especially the part where they said they had to use Steven S to get through to Harrison Ford 😂 so funny. And the Billy D part too 🤣

[@lambcast]

Where was Leia at the battle of the Great Pit of Carkoon?!?? Now she kicking Luke's ass?!?!? Hell outta here.

[@doudymac]

48:46 I keep coming back to this. Funniest s*** I ever seen on Jody's Corner. 😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

[@JodysCorner]

A lot of peoole revisit this video for the same reason. Lol

[@CodySvsTheNet]

@56:00 I've had that exact thought when Russo's and Phil Lord/Chris Miller coming up, movies are so big now it's be better to have two directors

[@smuggrog9821]

Damn this was a god tier rant but I was surprised that you guys didn’t mention the fact that this movie made Anakin/Vader sacrifice meaningless in the grand scheme of things. Anakin wasn’t able to prevent death of loved ones but Rey did it easily and he didn’t even kill Palpatine therefore he didn’t really bring balance to the force.

[@jae2946]

25:05 was the best part... can't stop me laugh out hearing that logic of rey pulling a lightning. mo fu wut?

[@andimin480]

"I'm Rey." "Rey who?" "Rey...Rey Palpatine" 🤣🤣

[@PlayStation360Gamer]

That old lady would've had a heart attack on the spot if she said that lmao They had to switch it up

[@inasensethesilentassassin3154]

😂😂😂the men in black reference!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 JJ look like Jeeves!! 😂

[@tonyoverstill7587]

Jody bring this guy back man for more spoiler reviews You two work well together!

[@jaysway9251]

Sidious Force clapped someone’s cheeks, that’s canon now.

[@DARRENOATWAY]

The phone calls was to funny 😂 “I’m fishing” @50:40

[@Matthewvhaynes]

8:12 honestly a MAJOR question i had as well haha. Who the heck was palpatine making babies with!? 🤣

[@JodysCorner]

what up Matt!?

[@TheEnigmaticBM39]

He made a baby with the force again

[@1Flyingfist]

@@TheEnigmaticBM39 Yeah, they will make a book saying that, to make even more money. Or an intermediate film (like solo and Rogue One), explaining how the technology to bring the emperor back was kept secret. Like the Death Star ish in Rogue One 🙄.

[@joesim12]

This review blew me a way for starters. The accuracy of your assessment sir was on point. However, the part that blew me away was the comments about Fiege... so wait isn’t he going to leave the cannon alone and venture out into the Star Wars universe? And yet, you’re right... if he moves forward he has to fix the rules that were broken in 7-9

[@Darkseid_80]

I'm a starwars fan and this was trash when the movie was over only about three people was clapping out of a full theater they tricked me again like transformers

[@dongordito00]

Lol same thing happened in the movie theater I watched it in.

[@iw_legendary_sayain2215]

Filthy casuals

[@cpasa798]

“Step on the X, say yours lines and go” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 👨🏼‍🦳🤑💵💸💰🏃🏼‍♂️make my day, greetings from Argentina

[@adam2797]

Finally a KZbin recommendation that introduced me to something entertaining... guys are as funny as hell! And on point

[@lanny7683]

Watching you is frigging THERAPY! Thank you, thank you to help me process the pain.

[@reduXstereo]

Those phone call jokes nearly dropped me. I bet they really went down like that.

[@zenjii1]

Remember in Last Jedi on the Jedi island, Ahch To, Luke said to Rey: "who are you Rey and repeated: "who are you Rey from nowhere?" And then they have the nerve to tell us that Luke and Leia always knew who she was??? That is straight out lying to us!!!

[@1Flyingfist]

Most people won't remember that or even think about it.

[@valerie8679]

I would've liked to see u talk about the space horses

[@ATIE1988]

This movie was a total disgrace to the original trilogy

[@MaxNeugebauer.]

That is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard.

[@ProMonarchyGenius]

The Extinction Of Skywalker was so bad that I had to watch The Star Wars Holiday Special right afterwards just to get the bad flavour out of my mouth that I got from The Extinction Of Skywalker.

[@TheeBGShow]

The entire movie they say “don’t be afraid who you are”. Then the last scene she lies who she is! Lmao

[@hashbrown77]

I would bet $$ on Finn being the main hero in the outlines for 7, 8, and 9 that GL gave to Disney. But noooo, we cant have a black main character when the force is female. This trilogy was doomed from the jump. 😎👍

[@laurenceaguillard370]

Yup I bet Finn was the lead watch force awakens it’s apparent

[@hashbrown77]

The movie starts with him and his escape from the first order.....why??? To chase a mary sue for the next 2 movies?? STUPID 😎👍

[@blaxpoitation8528]

Facts. Also, didn't it seem like Finn was force sensitive in TFA? Also, he said he had to tell Rey something important.... and we got nothin. Dude... this was such garbage

[@laurenceaguillard370]

Blax Poitation I always tell people when snoke says there’s been an awakening he says that before Rey did anything with the force

[@Joncjames]

When I seen my guy light up the blue saber in TFA I had sooooooo much hope bro....so much hope.

[@cameronvalencia6023]

This review is relaying exactly my own understanding of the film & Star Wars. Brutally honest, ty.

[@rafaelhernandeza5876]

1:07:41 I CAN'T BREATHE BRO! 😂

[@brettb5091]

If it's not George Lucas approved, it's not Star Wars.

[@kamo124]

yeah but he also did trash

[@brettb5091]

@@kamo124 Agreed, but as bad as some of it was it didn't ruin the franchise. Plus there were at least pro's with the con's. Episode 1 had a lot of crap, but it also gave us Darth Maul and redefined lightsaber fighting, for the better. This new trilogy is just all round bad.

[@CGrimesThisTime]

They said she came force lightning. I'm crackin' up.