Joe Biden & Something Different | The Tim Dillon Show

Tim talks about Independence Day, the Biden’s, Hawk Tuah girl, drill rap, the importance of lying, young nihilists, Delta serving moldy meals and blaming Ukraine.
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[@brewmastacam4942]

If i see another fucking "weekly reminder tim needs to be on gta 6 radio" imma lose my cool

[@anthraxcrab3238]

Sadly, someone at rockstar games would have to know about Tim, and be wiling to put him in

[@DeckofLies]

“Oh my gosh why is that actually the literally best idea ever hahahahahah”

[@jchase7586]

We are years away from getting gta 6, so unfortunately the posts will continue...

[@bigben42]

@@jchase7586it’s coming out next year (allegedly)

[@loko8045]

@@anthraxcrab3238how do they not know him

[@TheGistwithJosh]

Every single episode of The Tim Dillon Show is like a state of the union

[@rei18nov]

😂 so true

[@katdog9786]

Charcoal Burnt Giant Capers. Could be the mold from Delta meals and could be the title of the latest whistleblower's time within the Biden residence..."white house" or White House. "First one's for free"!!!

[@EandJenius]

If the union was gay

[@harrisonwaddell9096]

@@EandJeniusare you telling me they’re not

[@ignoranceisstrengthpodcast3294]

TDS is the REAL SOTU

[@joshcortezmusic8697]

I love how Tim frequently socializes and then roasts all the people he interacted with in his next podcast episode.

[@528grave]

lol i mean ... he's the goat at that

[@bigboy6704]

and I think that's why everyone lives him. Joe Rogan is the ultimate throat goat to his guests and it gets old

[@528grave]

@@bigboy6704 joe rogan is either bipolar or a good actor playing devil's advocate ... while letting jokes go over his head 75% of the time

[@jmml1533]

@@528grave 85-90% 😂

[@Zackaryah]

😂😂😂 The absolute best

[@mikela.shields]

“I looked at black mold and thought it was something different” LMAO

[@EUCvibes]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@EUCvibes]

Mushrooms?

[@michaeldunn3476]

I looked at the black mold and thought… Jackpot! Now united pays the bills!

[@levi_ai]

Joe should embrace the narrative and run as the first neurodivergent president

[@Good_Horsey]

But are there still neurons in there to begin with is my question

[@colbyzur4642]

We all know Teddy Roosevelt was the first

[@jllammie444]

shame the cogniphobes

[@ctg4818]

Have you forgotten that we had an autistic cowboy for 8 years?

[@islabee94]

​@@ctg4818 Excellent point 🤣

[@keepgrindingup7661]

I'm not a doctor, Jill is

[@JohnnyFx83]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@JonathanMullan25]

'The Riddler'

[@deezlesteezle]

The jiggler

[@Pr0toPoTaT0]

The diddler

[@ToneWoN]

Jill the dementer Biden.

[@joedysapp9434]

"Drugs don't always work" is the only reason I'm 7 years sober

[@christianburrzGR3Y]

They don't work anymore in these days

[@Notthatbrandon]

I've known multiple people talk about quitting just because the drugs suck now. On top of all the other reasons. No one has, but we've talked about it;)

[@rachelmolina986]

This Presidency is like having a substitute teacher and everyone in the classroom is lying about what usually happens in the classroom.

[@knychro3428]

I got an Airbnb just to watch this

[@maxtonanddad]

What about other episodes .? Just peer through windows? 😂😂

[@DanielMendoza-ox5cu]

😂😂😂😂

[@GrapeStation]

😂😂😂

[@TheMissing8]

In the desert?

[@jordishima]

Don’t forget the Gortons fish, tartar sauce, baked beans, and various pints of ice cream

[@ajh21313]

More importantly, did the pool get done?

[@PhantomFilmmaker-jd9ho]

In the but

[@coloradomotion1836]

Amazing.

[@TanoookiMario377]

@@ajh21313 truly spectacular

[@elliottguest8924]

Asking the question that really matters, thank you ❤❤❤

[@gijoey5912]

He definitely should do an episode from his pool, floating on a raft, once it’s completed.

[@Quailman615]

Someone said at the debate every time he looked over at Donald Trump it was like he was seeing him for the first time 💀💀

[@gary_beniford]

Remember he "hadn't seen trump in person in 4 years"😂 biden forgot what he looks like😂😂

[@Utiger619]

Lmao

[@sflasaint811]

He was.

[@remi3990]

Lmao….”Jill’s trying to kill him. I’ll tell you why…” lmao 🤣 💀

[@metamorphicme9378]

I leaned in all the way from South Africa😂😂😂😂 Gid save Tim Dillon and fake business everywhere

[@matthewvaporean5151]

Hawk Tua girl managed to perform every modern female comic's act in about six seconds. With any kind of refinement of her skills, she could be the female Tim Dillon.

[@gildedvibrations8927]

Wait, that wasn't Nikki Glaiser?

[@lvl11717]

Ahh yes. Because males never make seggsual jokes in their comedy routines. Your logic is truly astounding.

[@lvl11717]

Ahh yes. Because males never make jokes about sex. Truly astounding logic.

[@MyBodyWash]

@@lvl11717we wish you well.

[@christossarantos9606]

How would she do that? Gain 100 pounds and a coke habit?

[@erinroo5469]

At first I thought Hawk Tuah was a new Star Wars Alcolyte character.

[@ashleybanks-wm4cg]

Hahaha you're so edgy and cool for hoping on the trend of hating the Acolyte you're cool now

[@wilsojk]

​@@ashleybanks-wm4cg lol the show is shit. self insert lesbian space witches that don't know how the force or Star wars works

[@tommarino69]

She's far too white to be in that show

[@random.oddities]

Sounds like another name for a loogey

[@MG-me7iw]

Can it, Ashley

[@AdaptiveApeHybrid]

America is the longest running episode of South Park ever

[@adamvoss4402]

That picture of Shultz, Tim and driller is the start of a Charlottesville protest.

[@fbinformant]

He's a cute little twink 😊

[@adamvoss4402]

@@fbinformant gay* super gay*

[@gijoey5912]

Tim captioned it, “who says I don’t have black friends?” Haha

[@Dronax]

true titans of industry, the meeting of great minds

[@dogman615]

Ill be at Cracker Barrel

[@ivywoodxrecords]

Nice Ill stop by I heard they had a re-brand

[@frankdrebinn]

Try our new Raytheon Cheddar Poppers and Gravy.

[@TheMissing8]

Dated a girl from a Cracker Barrel, wouldn't recommend it passed 4 months.

[@iceblink7376]

we call that good eatin

[@trumpwonBIGLY]

the gaza chicken strips are to die for

[@joseantoniochagollaquezada3956]

being an American to me is buying the loudest fireworks set. Knowing that my neighbor is a veteran with PTSD.

[@swell07_]

its an all volunteer force, have fun

[@TheGreatWhiteHope-pb3qr]

And your neighbor will show you what it means to him to be an American when he kicks your door down and has a flash back all over that ass

[@PeoplePerson2020]

I make sure to play screams and helicopter sounds through a loudspeaker too. Really get the ambiance going.

[@bigsleepy9889]

God Bless America 🇺🇸

[@DONTSTEPNSNEK507]

Yes and drowning in toxic air pollution for a month

[@RenickJ]

Tim is losing weight and we notice. Nice job Timmy boy.

[@rachelengstrom9120]

I barely noticed but since you mentioned it, he looks fantastic.

[@RenickJ]

@@rachelengstrom9120 he’s summer ready

[@jw6487]

If he loses much more he’s gonna go from protected class to neo nazi real quicklike

[@shayanlostflash]

Yea he actually you could see gain weight after corona but now losing it He will turn to Twink 😂

[@EandJenius]

Dead husks diet

[@j.t.r1409]

Tim Dillion is one of the most brilliant communicators online, period.

[@atom_smasher]

His command of the language is constantly impressing me

[@ALEXTHEGR8]

During the Las Vegas shooting Stephen Paddock supposedly expent 3000+ rounds of ammunition over the course of ten minutes from 27 AR-15's with bumpstocks despite the facts that it would have required him to drop a gun after each 30 round magazine was empty, even though videos from survivors show that it was a nonstop stream of ammunition with a firing rate much higher than a bumpstock is capable of producing from multiple locations that appear to be M240 LMG's. More interesting is the fact that after the FBI took over the investigation, his house somehow burned down with all of the evidence, and photos of the hotel room he shot from only show 50 spent shells. Years later we still have no motivation, and there was strangely no follow up on the biggest mass shooting in US history. Most confusing is that the day after his brother had numerous press interviews where he claimed it made no sense, he was arrested for possessing several hundred terabytes of child porn on a 20 year old computer running Windows 95, at least according to the photos taken by the FBI.

[@johnsltzr01]

This comment is written by the FBI

[@tarico4436]

I think there was a hit, and one or more people who needed to go were let go. Then his/her/their bodies were found among the others who were unalived. For sure Stephen did not off those who were targeted. Simple way to prove I'm correct: one or more of those who passed that day would have ballistic evidence on him/her/them that would show markings that bullet(s) hit them from close range. Of course the kind of investigation I'm referring to has yet to be undertaken, and will never be allowed.

[@boricuachamp]

Sir this is a wendys

[@user--710]

He was using them belt fed's

[@aaroncox830]

Sir you need to calm down or i'm going to have to ask you to leave

[@doobieblaze1628]

"Mitsubishi's that didn't work" 😂 I was there ✌️❤️

[@cometier]

Same

[@blameks9136]

Congrats, you're gay

[@davidelliottinks]

You take 10 and two work and hope you wake up.

[@jondaniel6948]

they worked 75% of the time, every time.

[@talkingmudcrab718]

Blue ninja stars...

[@heisocean344]

I died when he said Jill Biden looked like a Batman villian @1:08:35 😂

[@MrsPickles92]

She looks like the riddler or something!

[@FREEUS1776]

I love how Tim thinks the food on planes is something we care about. 90% of the public flies 2x a year on trips less than 5 hours in coach. We get pretzels and a diet coke

[@Worldinternationaltradesystem]

It ain’t a Tim show if he ain’t randomly shuffling papers for dramatic effect

[@jw6487]

Excellent

[@Plasma250]

The ol' Alex Jones exasperated shuffle

[@trayshandle]

Tiny bit of Rush Limbaugh 🙌🏽

[@SuperTFRO]

Very Rush like.

[@Alix88mnm]

Trust me I’m enjoying this summer. Taking full advantage of my boomer parents friends pool

[@WasFakestCenturyAesthetics]

You should swim pool to pool across town like Burt Lancaster.

[@thewrongmelonfarmer3673]

I'm at my Boomer parents pool as we speak. Amen bro

[@HolyChaoMu]

My father in law got mad when I called him a boomer (he's 55). But he also has a pool and that's pretty cool!

[@turnermd1302]

I live in Washington and all my friends have rich families with lake properties, I'm living it up this summer

[@cleverkittn]

@@HolyChaoMulol. Of course he got mad. At 55 he’s GenX.

[@tanyalong749]

Tim Dillon is a national treasure.

[@thomaslauria4642]

Almost died when he said jill biden was dressed like a batman villan

[@christianburrzGR3Y]

The riddler!

[@Jessica-ul6me]

I'd take a bite of the mold so I could call Morgan and Morgan so I could get MINE!!!!! 😂

[@pokermitten9795]

I think there was some of that going on. You know one person will eat it and get sick and stop the flight, so you may as well become a victim too. One of the FAs probably thought this was the best way to get some stuff fixed...if they threw the food away nothing would get changed.

[@mkmstillstackin]

🤣

[@johnmaurer3097]

The car accident Morgan and Morgan read had me in tears

[@douggiephresh1985]

Tim is cutting close to the bone with this one. He's going to be on the radar. I wish him well.

[@AJ-mz4lw]

Why.. what cut your bone.

[@Poopster4U]

I am sure most of us are on a list amigo.

[@528grave]

@@Poopster4U I wish you well

[@EandJenius]

He's in too deep. Calling his boys dead husks deep. Final boss of US Presidents.

[@Absoluteabyssalfluidcharger]

@@Poopster4U I definitely am

[@Cletus_the_Elder]

The riff connecting the in-flight meal mold and Biden's mental capacity is what people need to hear to come to their senses. Also, Tim's version of hoktuah girl at 57:29.

[@dertythegrower]

100% spot on i agree

[@bidask123]

Tim's pivot from Gretchen Witmer to Helix mattresses is masterful. He is a master pivoter.

[@slubducksounds4673]

'Have you had the skewer?'

[@MrDenLDC]

I can't wait for Tim to explain the fall of our empire to the "Hawk Tua" Girl.

[@MiggerPlease]

She's not even pretty

[@OleksandrKhreptyk]

“Oh that’s cool but like I have this new podcast coming out next week where I talk about who I would hawk tuah”

[@MiggerPlease]

@@OleksandrKhreptyk she's not even pretty

[@hc2013]

​@@MiggerPlease you're gay is all

[@VicariousThePot]

Repubs are mad because she said she wasnt a trump supporter 😂😂😂

[@jujubean1185]

Tim "Pivot" Dillon.... What a masterclass

[@mvinterlude]

Tim would be the ultimate kings hand

[@nimamaghame983]

As a Persian from Los Angeles."So Beverly Hills Persian Jew" is hilarious and accurate

[@peachmelba1000]

Gold plated everything?

[@_Sj330]

“Persian” fancy word for Iranian 😂

[@EandJenius]

You had me at big furry puss

[@shayanlostflash]

به به

[@disturbedmoo]

@_Sj330 lol right? By that logic, as a greek american, I am actually instead an Ionian Greek of the Delian League

[@williamwaugh6]

Tim Dillon for trumps press secretary 2024 !

[@angm7139]

Tim's too honest; press secretary involves constant lying.😂

[@geoff3103]

LOL could you imagine some Smart A journalist trying to one-up Tim?!?! Good luck with that. And Tim in a suit everyday? I'll tune in every time!

[@James-qd8he]

Hear hear!

[@ilyatsukanov8707]

Ladies and gentlemen, it's a real knife fight out there. - Tim's response in a time of crisis.

[@James-qd8he]

@@williamwaugh6 Aunt Kathleen for Fake Attorney General!

[@jessicatonellato4508]

“I love my family… to a degree.” lol

[@bikashdey7052]

Hawk Tuah girl went viral because secretly that's all we want

[@brunodanner7777]

I don't understand the "spit on penis" thing - my member is not that sensitive. Just skip the crap and get to work. (58 year old male)

[@Freddisred]

That's a pretty open secret

[@2bNIKEt1]

Bill Maher said about Biden: “He had a bad night.” Same as people saying Delta serving mold as “It was just a bad flight.”

[@michaelcarley9866]

Man I like that background.

[@zephyrwinkle6552]

It reminds me of a 90s aerobic exercise set

[@MxnwellMxnlymxn-gs4ep]

It was part of the set on a summer preview special filmed in February for a show called Talk Who-ah?

[@dertythegrower]

Silver Lake Sand Dunes, West Michigan.(far from detroit, way better) Whistlindiesel did the red gwagon video there also

[@dertythegrower]

My roadtrip wind turbine video, has the spot at the end 😅

[@Local_landscaper]

Cape cod ma.

[@CryptoDread]

Better than an ice cold Zima on a hot day In 1997!

[@Klocaine237]

You called that right. Zimas on Friday working at a Body shop in Norfolk VA around 96

[@RicArmstrong]

I loved Zima back in the 90's. It was like Sprite but got you drunk😅

[@Tommyk3576]

Amen! Not a care in the world

[@adamgardener8624]

I was too young to drink back then, but the commercial always made me want a Zima

[@RicArmstrong]

@@adamgardener8624 Some liquor stores still sell it. Try one 👍

[@ChrisMinorOfficial]

Tim Dillon - one of the few wise orators left in the symposium

[@jayweiss4378]

Tim is like a glass of wine after a hard days work…. Soothing the mind and the body

[@w4rf4c39]

I am shocked, appalled, horrified, and entertained all at once. I’m convinced the universe is just memeing

[@bruhice6058]

God has a sense of humor, that’s why He had Jesus move the big rock in addition to being revived. Just so people would be even more stunned

[@BossUitoh]

The lies and the lying liars are wonderful. Maddox, Cooper, Morning Douche Bag Joe, The View panel and number one,... The Black Tokyo Rose...Joy Reid are priceless.

[@notsure725]

I’m a gay leprechaun 🏳️‍🌈🍀

[@pokermitten9795]

​@notsure725 that's so 2008

[@natmanprime4295]

those shadowy figures behind the scenes are full of memes

[@AnisQiz]

Felt like a long week without Tim. 😔

[@Derek_Keenan]

_The Boomers' Last Dance_ is a great name for an 8-part Netflix documentary

[@TheBasementDweller84]

Tim's delivery is what is fucking hilarious. Then he backs it up with a bunch of periodic "punchlines" that are really just accurate observations and finished thoughts. A comedic genius!

[@desi4227]

It was a dazzling debate topped off by Jill patting his hand and giving him his participation trophy.

[@BubuH-cq6km]

just remember you seen "The Best version of Joe Biden" to date

[@bvdrvg]

YOU DID IT JOE! YOU ANSWERED ALLLLLL OF THE QUESTIONS!

[@Uarehere]

​@@bvdrvgLOL, she has a PhD in education, and that's all she's got.

[@Jsteward1979]

Church has begun yes or yes. 🎉😂

[@zainvohra4429]

Yes

[@mcolewalk]

Amen

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Hallelujah

[@rachelengstrom9120]

Oh yes.

[@2010kgurl]

Tim Dillon emerged when Harambe was assassinated, marking the end of the empire, and I’m not convinced Tim isn’t his reincarnation…

[@borkpit1969]

I'm an artist in L.A. and recently spent a week in New Mexico (where I'm from) trying to explain the art world to my cowboy family. Needless to say I was unsuccessful but all I really needed to do was send them this video. Thank you Tim for being the bridge we all need to span the gaping abyss of understanding between earnest, hard working but ignorant Americans and dead-eyed rich kids with no reason to exist.

[@Mark-cq4xr]

Tim is carrying the torch of Rush Limbaugh

[@J_THOR]

To quote eric weinstein "if your child needed brain surgery, u wouldnt call upon Dr. Dre"

[@BenjaminBeak]

Why is the ad at 38:38 actually the funniest part of this podcast

[@mizzop]

Watching this as I'm recovering from a near fatal car accident last night. If only I had Morgan and Morgan, but hey, life in the big city🤷🏿‍♂️🤙

[@TAGraham]

old man won’t let go of the THING we forced him to take…CLASSIC😂

[@brentgould958]

No one forced Joe to run for president in 2020. The dems snuffed Bernie.

[@DekkarJr]

loooool

[@CommonScents952]

You know the THING

[@PaulieWollyDoodleallday]

The food is good

[@Vinyl_Spiral]

KZbin is my church. Podcasts are my sermons. Tim Dillon is my prophet.

[@anthonymanderson7203]

Praise be unto him

[@andrewwitchell2708]

Blasphemy

[@peaceful-joe]

Under his eye… 🙏🏼✨

[@Gil3490]

ok

[@jawnsolo0]

Our well wishes be upon the holy fat

[@user-bb9rd2zb9p]

"Weed, weed. Drugs, drugs. It's starting to make sense" 😂

[@friendsofcoal]

I do love the people that are shocked by the recent events- we were screaming this in 2019 and people were so high on their jabs they couldn’t even conceive Joe was impaired

[@blameks9136]

Can we get a live episode recorded at Cracker Barrel with Hawk Tuah as the guest??

[@ASE-CO82]

I live in Aspen Tim would go insane if he hangs out here.

[@jw6487]

Why good sir

[@Obdaxazongaga]

Because of the husk people. These dead eyed homunculi like to flock to the most beautiful parts of the country because they hope the scenery sparks something in their mostly dead hearts

[@ASE-CO82]

@@jw6487 The billionaires and Russian money should be enough.

[@jw6487]

@@ASE-CO82 is it hype though? Fast times?

[@singerd0697]

I liked the previous sidekick who used to sit with Tim and laugh

[@WillyG622]

I love that he always calls it “the Ukraine”

[@kensurrency2564]

Tim Dillon: our daily dose of perspective.

[@vurtechre]

I'll be asleep when this drops but that won't stop Timmy boy from trolling my dreams with his rambling madness. god I can't wait

[@MUSCLETAKEOVER]

The best news commentary source 😂🤣😂

[@bump112]

Andrew Schultz hanging out with Lil Mabu is the funniest thing he's ever done....

[@anthonyrotola9905]

There is but one whose rants I cannot live without and shes beez Auntie Timothy.

[@sketch2347]

you know DELTA is hurting, if the company sorts through the moldy food and goes no no these pasta ones are still good.

[@hamdinger7145]

I had the lasagna

[@zekelucente9702]

What a great opening you’re right Tim this is an incredible time and there is much joy to be derived of it.

[@kushfrancis37]

This is a top-tier episode, Tim. Thank you

[@solo4889]

Tim Dillon has to interview Cosmo from soft white underbelly!!! They look like twins, it was meant to fucking be!!!!!!!!!!!

[@ABPhoto182]

Tim please speak on Bill Maher becoming the worst boomer… doubling down on boomer comedy is wild. 😆

[@ReekRendTest1]

"You're in your car, you're covered in glass, you're bleeding... And you get on your phone. Hello Morgan and Morgan?" 😂😂 Truly America.

[@shaneb4923]

Your Right On Target Timmy Polo!! CORN POP WAS A BAD DUDE!!’

[@dertythegrower]

that full speech they hid... it would have made biden lookbad if trump used it for 2020 ads

[@TruthDefenderPodcast]

I got excited. I thought it was out already. 17 hrs to go? FUUUUCK

[@purplemediocre]

😢

[@Myllys2]

It's available now

[@William2Firearms]

Were you able to survive long enough to hear the show?

[@TruthDefenderPodcast]

@@William2Firearms Barely

[@DocDanTheGuitarMan]

Tim. I’m laughing everyday. It’s priceless. I hope I keeps coming all summer long. We are so lucky to have this humor as the marrow is sucked from the country’s dying corpse.

[@dertythegrower]

Corpocracy is a real thing

[@dingus6317]

It's like the bread and circuses that occurred as Rome fell

[@AnnetteCurtain-tc4mh]

Bidens latest gaff"Im the first black female president"

[@uascertpilot486]

Pulp fiction adreneline shot!! 😂😂😂

[@mariobudal8850]

Lol! The takes on drill rap 🤣

[@bgbuilds2712]

This podcast is like if you took Rush Limbaugh, Alex Jones, and Paris Hilton and put them all in a blender. 😅

[@rjones6801]

I legit went back and listened to the Morgan and Morgan ad again. One of the very few podcasts where I never skip an ad.

[@syedaleemuddin6804]

I am loving it from India 🇮🇳. Enjoy lot of fun

[@shimmerglittershinesparkle]

❤ Tim dillon, I am also from India

[@dingus6317]

@@shimmerglittershinesparkle Tim DIllon is from India? This is the first I am hearing of this..

[@jessicasuarez7250]

This is my church

[@frankdrebinn]

Sister Suarez, welcome.

[@jujubean1185]

**begins praying in drill rap**

[@ClinicalDecisionYikesYT]

Hallelujah!!

[@alexissmith5523]

How the EFF did they NOT EDIT TIM spitting his disgusting mucus into a napkin and then, THEN, f'ing putting that napkin on the side for the whole god damn show?!

[@jackwebb3757]

You don't stop the show for a bit of mucus you coward

[@LordofMangoes]

Hawk 57:15 tuey

[@frontiersavvy417]

Tim: "let me get a half oz of that Alex Jones" Plug: "Here's a whole one on the house"

[@duffradio]

Those first 3 minutes were masterful

[@paulyates3370]

OMG!!!! The NFT bit deserves world status comedy award, thanks for making my day.

[@niveajones6400]

“Hamas embeds itself with the civilian population “😂 to start your Persian Bentley

[@kimlouise-rf5rr]

Let us pause and praise the universe 🙌 🙏 for the dark, sarcastic, cynical humour of Mr TIM DILLON. Without this, we would be correct in thinking we live in an alternative reality. 😂😂😂

[@Antonio-zo7lv]

Only Tim’s fans would have the fieriest Fourth of July. A rare combination of the types who would be flag burning AND cross burning. #united

[@Blazeette]

my day is instantly better

[@lakerdude42]

It's a knife fight out there

[@angm7139]

Thank you for the laughs Tim. You're hilariously brilliant!! 😂❤😊

[@ChoppedHog]

I am the Dunkaroo Demon.

[@cloudbloom]

Snort em if you got em 🌃

[@trick7100]

I can’t believe anything I hear until Tim covers

[@theaugmenter]

They are slimming Tim down for a Marvel movie!

[@waragainstavg]

Tim Dillon for Press Secretary