Joe Rogan And Louis C.K. Talk About Their EX-Girlfriends!

[@gradyharrison8370]

“I’ve lied to a lot of people.” Lmao

[@Kevs442]

Sometimes we lie to people to save their feelings.

[@Frothy_Mead]

Bro, that was the funniest shit. He was just so blunt and honest.

[@JohnWhitesheep]

Joe doesnt even catch how funny that was

[@armageddonready4071]

The most honest thing a lier can say, but what if it’s a lie?

[@ruthlessreid9172]

We all did.

[@jdmjdm2094]

I dated a girl when I was 17 for a couple years. She was my first serious girlfriend and also my first. Like most young relationships, we broke it off. Even though she lived in the same town as me, after the night we broke up, I never ran into her again. For years I always wondered what happened to her. Then out of the blue, 20 years later she texted me. I was so happy to have reconnected with her after so long. We decided to meet up. It was then, I remembered why we broke things off. She was very annoying and didn't stop talking. It was like she was still a teenager. Ghost!

[@jdmjdm2094]

@@Sandrocker lol I was hoping so too :P

[@jrlx86]

Man you had me right until the end 😆

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

My buddy and I both had pretty much the same experience as with an ex, different ones obviously. Both of us said the first real night we seen them again we realized why we couldn't stand to be with them as all the bad habits negative things came right up

[@Meme_supplier]

How she got your number if you haven't seen each other for 20 yrs?

[@echtigren8188]

@@jdmjdm2094 Sounds like it was a happy ending as you're not being nagged to death now.

[@KR-ki9hw]

Nothing better to me than a woman with a good sense of humor.

[@bane8305]

im good id rather have a woman understand my sense of humor rather than laugh at her lame jokes cuz women can never be truly funny they just got some lines here and there

[@roamingrizzard7272]

@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off

[@roamingrizzard7272]

@@bane8305 nah man you’re way off

[@bane8305]

@@roamingrizzard7272 why

[@ezekielsoto9417]

@@bane8305 lol who u hanging around with

[@1981bevo]

does anyone else appreciate how great an active listener Louis is? every couple seconds we get a "yeah............uh huh..............wow..................right....................OK.................sure......."

[@dubdizzle3071]

He's only around women, he has to... to survive lmfao

[@GPalango]

No. It only works if ur in the conversation

[@engelbertus1406]

@@dubdizzle3071 haha

[@bikersoncall]

There's a balance between being silent and being, ''yeah, uh huh, huh, right, oh, oh , oh , yeah, yeah right.... You can be silent to the point of awkward, like you're annoyed, and then of course, the yeahuhrigthyesokuhhuh yeah,right,lol, right right right....I think he did ok, wasn't really paying attention ya know, right, uh huh, yeah, um yeah... right...

[@bikersoncall]

I never heard of this guy till this week, he has good stories.

[@ErmineskinCreelov]

I'm pretty sure I married joes ex girlfriend - sweet!

[@steratorefriends6596]

We all did

[@bretty7012]

Great you get to think about that everytime your intimate. Did you ask if his duck was bigger?

[@circycle]

Sorry dude

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

@@bretty7012 quack quack.

[@mozartofwar]

Hahahaha

[@NealWohltmann]

My high school ex broke my heart. It was years to recover. Fast forward, she's been arrested a few times for domestic violence and other random shit as an adult. Dodged that bullet.

[@alexanderchenf1]

Out of control woman

[@ChristianPlus-cc3hi]

Mine wanted me to be with her while she was with another man. 🤣

[@jaybestnz]

Joe is so high his eyes look like lips.

[@seanyoung3605]

Holy shit, they do! 🤣

[@theycallmealex454]

Underrated comment

[@toxickks]

Just look at the eyes and his mannerisms lol

[@TWrecks09]

Excellent observational skills

[@Widderic]

I have 11 ex girlfriends. I've since given up. And yes, it's totally me. I hate being told what to do and I don't like someone yelling at me.

[@AssClapCowboy]

You seem mature

[@craigdavid6668]

Maybe you get yelled at because you can’t put a sentence together?

[@WRITTENDIRECTINO]

dude, yoshi?

[@chill3282]

Okay verbal abuse is never okay. But “hating being told what to do” is literally the most 5 year old thing I’ve ever heard. Have you ever heard of this condition called arrested development? You should look it up

[@robertbaratheon2193]

​@chill3282 If you're so butthurt and crying too much why don't you just tell the person the definition? You already wrote an entire rant, finish your homework. Plus saying literally invalidates anything you said afterwards.

[@johnmiller5679]

Once in a while Rogan gets in a subject I can so relate to.

[@BryanSalyersXD]

You gottem dude, nice job.

[@MrCucamonga1]

You can't describe enough to younger people how awesome it was back then when we didn't have cameras everywhere. There was no TMZ. There was no economic eco-system built around the idea of profiting off of someone's worst moments. The closest you got to that was The Enquirer, and even THEY had a line they wouldn't cross. I would absolutely hate being in my 20's today.

[@fwxalan7056]

i just turned 20 2 days ago :S

[@michaelhenton159]

It is just as bad as you would imagine

[@jakeinbed8133]

Bruh it aint gone, its gone for alot of youth but not all. Some of us are smart enough to not give a shit about filming everything and live genuine bone marrow authentic experiences. But shit yall did have it easier even still😂

[@jkl.guitar]

@@jakeinbed8133 haha true but its still so damn expensive :/

[@UnrelentingWolf]

Im 22 and essentially as soon as i leave my apartment i have a camera on me at all times. They could know whether or not i am home if they checked the footage.

[@josephedwarddowling5919]

I remember dating really bossy, bitchy women exactly like that because they were smoking hot and knew they could get away with it. Boy are they miserable when they lose their looks at middle age.

[@minners71]

There's a saying 'Men get better with age, women get bitter with age'

[@brandiphillips5775]

@@minners71 come on, men do not get better with age. They get pudgy and bald. You guys are lying to yourselves

[@huskiefan8950]

Well if they're miserable they fucking deserve it

[@joanna1591]

@@minners71 ok daddy

[@andrewkaminskas7721]

@@joanna1591 Men age like wine, women age like cheese. Sorry hunny, are you still single at 45?

[@MrFoofarew]

My gf rn does this to me, it’s like she doesn’t like anything I like and wants me to be by her side 24/7. It’s pretty awful, I need to get out of the relationship I think.

[@slothmode3590]

How about now

[@MrFoofarew]

@@slothmode3590 it’s still the same lol, but the thing is, if a girl truly loves you she’s gonna want all of your time and energy. You just have to be able to say no, which is difficult, but possible, and something to practice. And if I wanted someone to like all the shit I like, I might as well be dating a dude with Asperger’s.

[@jabrokneetoeknee6448]

It’s very rare to find a woman who shares interests with men, I think. At least, I don’t think that’s something we should expect from a partner. But there’s usually some small amount of crossover. My ex liked horror movies a lot, for example

[@MrFoofarew]

@@jabrokneetoeknee6448 I think I'm too hard on her honestly, I just need to be more appreciative. How tf am I gonna find a girl who isn't on social media and rejects most societal norms, who isn't either super conservative or liberal, is atleast an 8 out of 10, and single. Like that is a very small pool of people (im sure they exist but my god the odds).

[@joebowl8315]

Bro if she not conservative you can do better

[@TanukiDigital]

New York City in the 90's seemed limitless. It's still one of the great cities of the world but there is a little something that is gone now from that time.

[@funtimes8296]

Violence was at an all time high back then, especially in New York City. But otherwise I agree. Maybe Seinfeld had something to do with it?

[@GQ-ed2uf]

L.A. in the 80s/90s was so much fun hearing this made me remember that time.. super gone now highly doubt it will ever come back.

[@tomf5823]

it's a shell of itself

[@divideandmultiply]

@@funtimes8296 nah, the 90's were tame in New York vs earlier eras like the 70's. The NYPD basically became an occupying force under Rudy Giuli and arrests skyrocketed during that decade.

[@Signals_Jerry]

Everybody was outside living. No smartphones.

[@JerrySmith-ih9rd]

Boy are they ever right about NYC then and now. I was a NY’ker in the late 70’s & 80’s in my 20’s & early 30’s, & moved on when the big money started tearing the heart out of the place. I was there overnight a few months ago and it’s still a great place but the iconic establishments are all but gone, and the creative spirit doesn’t exist like it once did.

[@senorhood2878]

I swear there’s been 20 clips made of the same 3 topics they talked about.

[@burnloud188]

Right shits annoying

[@gamesthatiplay9083]

Yeah, KZbin recommends all the unofficial channels for Joe, but never the official channels.

[@toastedt140]

@@gamesthatiplay9083 pure spite lol

[@mattcorcoran7082]

@@gamesthatiplay9083 what is the official channel?

[@AlmostaFlipinSkater]

Gotta make money off someone else's work! 😂

[@johnmiller5679]

The way Rogan talks about Mt. Vernon makes me think he did shows in NYC but lived in Mt. Vernon NY and traveled to NYC to do shows.

[@peacefulmaroon]

Mt Vernon is literally on the border of the bronx NYC. One block over from NYC. I’m not understanding what you mean

[@hapaharley1706]

he lived w his grandparents in NJ

[@suzymeister]

Omg! My dad had a mustard colored Datsun B210. I haven't thought about that car in years!

[@jsmithsemper4848]

My dad had an orange one!!!! 😂

[@juniorsanchez7441]

Lol i just had to google it oh man those are cool cars!

[@vangelnikoloski3403]

"She was a really strong girl, became a strong woman she was very smart, very rigid, for a lack of a better word she was a bitch" Joe Rogan

[@BrooklynBaby100]

I bet he took her for a ride, wasted her time and learned things from her his little whiny self couldn’t handle or learn in life as a loser.. 💛😂

[@muiresuilgorm3452]

Bitches are female dogs, they tend to be sweethearts.

[@robertjay9415]

a bitch not a butch 😂

[@idkanaccountname]

Man, these stories make me nostalgic of working in the nightclub business in my 20s- very similar lifestyles

[@Drivehead103]

All my dogs were women and all my women were dogs! I thought that's what was about to come out

[@maryanncarlton3562]

omg CK love seeing you again

[@zmdeadelius]

These guys had such a good life that even, us, the viewers can feel it =) And there's definitely nothing like living on your own and making your own money, and the freedom of doing whatever you decide, whenever you decide. To anyone in their late teens and early 20s reading this: if you wanna learn anything about freedom move out as soon as you can. You'll grow as a person a lot and even your shittiest days will be an adventure, a story worth telling over a drink later in the evening, with people living the same way as you do.

[@stefanklimsch2091]

bingo !

[@tominieminen66]

Just do not isolate yourself, try to befriend people I did the wrong things and wasted away on my computer It becomes a place of solace that traps you and does not want to let go and if YOU do not put a stop to it nobody else can, others can only try to help The longer you stay there the tighter the grip becomes and the more you will miss it when you're trying to shake it off

[@arthurfonzarelli9828]

I also advise kids nowadays to try to get a job where you can work from home that way you can live wherever you want and there's no better freedom than working for yourself which a lot of times can't happen

[@8jaime8]

@Arthur Fonzarelli Young people today are way more isolated and lonely than kids in 70s/80s/90s - before social media. They are inundated with dopamine-hijacking’s virtual ‘contact’ with others, rather than actually meeting in person. Day to day they’re over 50% less likely to go out and meet with friends, to go to parties, or to date. Teens are also far less likely to have a job of any sort, so those are yet more hours spent alone at home. The last thing most kids need is to spend more time sitting at home alone, glued to a computer. Working from home can be a great option for fully-fledged adults, but the vast majority of young people would be better off working with others face-to-face. They need to get out in the real world as much as possible, mixing with others and having adventures.

[@elVagabondo]

Living by your own is the only way of growing after you had.all the basics from your parents

[@BuckScrotumn]

I never understood the idea of “hot Jewish girls” until my girlfriend started watching The Nanny with Fran Drescher. 🥵

[@mrsullied]

I'm so glad Joe interrupted Louis' comment about living the miles davis life to give us a detailed account of his average day. I only wish he'd specified the side order he got with his cheeseburger.

[@DeadPerspective]

Rogan in a nut shell.

[@dennishbergkamp]

He smokes weed 24/7 and loves the sound of his own voice, what do you expect other than talking absolute shite nonstop.

[@DanielBoonelight]

perfect comment. i was actually mad in that moment that we didn't get what funny place he was about to go and joe proceeded to talk about absolutely nothing.

[@danielfox3003]

I lived on the west coast in my 20’s … whole different experience. I basically barely ever had a job, smoked a ton of weed and got laid all the time, by beautiful girls. I was just a dirty, lazy, horny stoner kid, I don’t know what any girl would see in me. It was awesome.

[@SucculentSpaz]

... And everyone clapped

[@tm-pm1rp]

cool story bro

[@jareddiiorio499]

Man I wish that was my life

[@RTU130]

It was real in my mind

[@alexanderchenf1]

You treated them like shit. That’s why

[@michaelbonade4667]

You don’t realize what is missing from Manhattan these days compared to the 90s….and people that hit the city in the 80s could say the same to me…but it’s going full residential it’s insane…residential and service industry….

[@Humma_Kavula]

Uuuh, what else is there besides residents and services..? What else can a city have? lol

[@andrewkaminskas7721]

@@Humma_Kavula industry. I dont know what NY produces except people who want to move

[@guaromiami]

People talking about Joe being a great interviewer, and he just stares off into space instead of asking Louis more about his ex-girlfriend.

[@craigdavid6668]

What a wonderful contribution.

[@guaromiami]

@@craigdavid6668 Much obliged, boy.

[@shamicentertainment1262]

As if he doesn’t have thousands of examples of him being a good interviewer. He’s not great all the time but he does it everyday for hours

[@pabloxao]

We are really happy to see CK on social mídia again....we all miss you CK.

[@MAMP]

2:18 That bad girlfriend that Joe is referring to was most certainly a narcissist, but Joe didnt know what he was seeing back then exactly. Narcissistic women are known for being terrible to ride in the car with. Specifically complaining about not wanting to hear a song or chewing too loud are also classic controlling behaviors. If he was so bothered by her in the car that he faked a call with a friend to get rid of her, that is really saying something about how low this girl was.

[@googm]

Dude shut up

[@simmonslucas]

This is my wife. I grew up with 5 sisters and 4 step sisters. I loved brassy outspoken women.

[@treyjetson5320]

Shes not bitchy, she's "outspoken"

[@-dfh-866]

Sorry, but I have to be that guy.That wasn't wile E. Coyote. That was Ralph the wolf and Sam the sheepdog. A lot of people make that mistake. I did too, and wondered why while E. Coyote talked while with the sheepdog but not with the roadrunner, then realized they were 2 different characters.

[@andrewkaminskas7721]

Morning Ralph....Morning Sam

[@Phobero]

"Don't chew that way" - o god. O lord 🥶 I can relate to *that* 😨

[@weirdcoincollection]

Same brother. Fuck. I could be chewing so silently that you'd never know I was eating. It was never enough. Literally no one else ever in my life, in the history of ever, had shit to say about how I chewed my food. The separation hurts now. But fuck am I ever relieved I never have to hear her nagging about stuff like that ever again.

[@reganmian]

All night diners are cool as fuck. I taught English in Wuhan at that age. Work 15 hours a week and the rest of the time to just fuck around. Street food all night long, and some crazy people. Crazy to think NYC use to feel more down to earth

[@craigh5631]

So cool! I grew up in Yonkers and went to star diner also cheese burger deluxe or the cheese omelette were the go to 3-4 am before crashing meals for sure. Argonaut and raceway diner were big back then also. Great memories!

[@zbighugh9193]

This reminds of the saying: "Men marry women and hope their girl will never change, Women marry men and hope their guy will change."

[@bull-black_nova]

Too many men do a lot of pretending to be in any sort of relationship with women and then act resentful that they were believed.

[@hosoiarchives4858]

Louis being raised without a dad explains everything

[@gob2poof812]

Honestly, the women in my family are like this and it is sooo annoying. They do it with adult husbands & kids. And it should qualify as abuse. because its soo infuriating. And i often worry about repeating the same behavior. Honestly its better to get out, because eventually they just start doing that in front of everyone, and its humiliating. Ive seen my aunt do this to her partner, and honestly if i was in his position i would just leave.

[@EikottXD]

Thanks 👍🏻

[@NoahHollingsworth-xq8sw]

Louis is my fav podcast guest; Doesn’t matter the podcast. I’m sure one of the hardest parts of being a host is keeping your guests comfortable, for both the sake of the show and for the guest. On Joe especially, you can tell when the host is kind of putting their neck out there to level the playing field. Louis just bypasses that. He has a way of making The host know, “you can chill, this’ll be a good time”, from the very jump. Diologue opens up, badabing badaboom, joe rogan talks about lying to his ex so he can ditch her.

[@fosterthedmt]

Im so glad i have my current fiance. All of my exes were nightmares in different ways.

[@Gracelesshearts]

You’ll be divorced soon though.

[@nomad1517]

It's hard to find the right one. Some find one out of nowhere and get lucky. Some find them decades later. Some get abused. Some get cheated on. Some people die before they find the right one. I feel people see relationships as a fantasy. Like once you find someone, everything will be smooth sailing. Not saying there aren't good people out there. But it seems rare to find a good balanced relationship. Especially when you're in your twenties and thirties. And a lot of people don't even try to learn about having a healthy relationship. They just wing it. Which seems to be a big reason they fail.

[@BK_2016sr5]

The right one for us are many people . The problem is the soul doesn’t match the body we desire and chose the latter in a partner. Getting 2for2 is hard

[@jakubvitu5798]

more of this please

[@katizzle92]

Who are they talking about in the beginning?

[@TH3DUDE0075]

Louis misses the different types of “movie theaters” that used to be in New York, lol this dude is a dedicated master of baiting

[@DanielBoonelight]

sounds like you speak from experience

[@TH3DUDE0075]

@@DanielBoonelight before you can be a master fisherman you must first learn to be a master baiter

[@DanielBoonelight]

@@TH3DUDE0075 yea i got the juvenile pun the first time, unlike yourself who didn't perceive my subtext. anyway good day, louie's one of the great comedians of history.

[@badgejohnson5596]

Amazing Joe could make a living out of doing standup back then.

[@buck_swope]

Amazing that he's ever been paid to be funny.

[@Humma_Kavula]

Back then there were a lot less funny comedians. Most just had gimmicks. So the bar was low then lol

[@cicolasnage5684]

The funny thing about joe is that he’s not self aware of luck.

[@notsoeloquent]

More people used to hang out at bars. A couple of hundred bucks for a standup gig would go a long way. You could easily live on this.

[@peterwieser4631]

@@cicolasnage5684 the funny thing about you is that you don't realize for people like JR there is no such thing is luck. They just keep working until they find their niche. I fully agree his stand-up is so- so. Doesn't matter. Basically he monkey-branched from stand-up to supporting actor on decent sit-com to host on novelty show and finally podcasting cashed in on podcasting gig before every DList celebrity emulated his example. Dude was and is never the best at these formats, but he tries new shit and used work ethic to stand out in a then novel format until Spotify rendered up his FU money that you and those like you envy him for.

[@LauraRoberts-ed9nj]

My 1st car was a Datsun B210 1981 with a sunroof!👣loved that car!;

[@BigstickNick]

Hell…I’ve broken up with the GPS lady…can’t tell me what to do.

[@linnettemullen7594]

I love this, I grew up 2 towns away and totally feel for them!

[@jasonw.9136]

Brighton!?

[@linnettemullen7594]

@@jasonw.9136Natick

[@keithconneely4725]

Who are they talking about at the start of this video?

[@eneveasi]

Lol my 20s are consumed with intense academia… but personally I don’t regret it and I’m having a great time.

[@dianaicnaiad]

living Miles Davis' life

[@xcaluhbration]

Man that life they described took me back to my late teens and early 20s. So much freedom. Sigh...

[@deadmeatjb]

I hate it here but I have had a lot of freedom for awhile

[@thatwilightzone4760]

I’m 25 right now… When you say freedom what do you mean more so? Explain… Any advice?

[@thatwilightzone4760]

@@deadmeatjbcan you elaborate also …

[@sunnys3240]

"ive lied to a lot of people" LMFAOOO dude im in tears.... louis is so effortlessly funny, he's not even trying and he's spitting pure verbal comedic gold,like idk if he realizes this, he cannot be a dull person..EVER, its a character that I think only he possesess. we do not deserve Louis, he's too good

[@sawyerrice3244]

Ok calm down

[@bradc32]

NYC sucks now.matter of fact all big citys are a waste of time no reason to go anymore.all the cool stuff is gone..

[@huskiefan8950]

What cool stuff was there? I honestly wanna know.....I haven't been alive very long 😆

[@novelaego2404]

💯

[@andreaholcock8992]

@@huskiefan8950black tar heroin

[@thaterasound]

Louis ck's last statement is so true. This country is losing its culture big and small. I hate a lot of gentrification- there is no where to go out to eat past 9 o clock it feels like. Im 25 now and i can feel how much has changed even a little bit before the pandemic

[@coachleif]

💯 Him mentioning Tower Records was definitely one from my childhood. It wasn't so much a music store as a place to experience and share culture in a way that just doesn't happen now. It's one thing to have all the music at your finger tips, it's another entirely to walk in, hear a song you love for the first time, ask someone about it and leave the store with the album in hand.

[@adamesd3699]

I remember those years in NYC. Part of me wishes I could go back.

[@FISHDINHO]

Everyone's life story would make one of the best movies you ever did see. Enjoy the ride people. You know deep down that your life and thoughts will have its premier in front of every being that ever lived in the universe one day.

[@Josh_728]

I hope they edit out the time I shat in the woods and put little sticks in it to make a hedgehog

[@JasonFolkerts]

This is an amazing comment! I too believe that at some point, we will all have access to look back and observe every moment of history to see how God was orchestrating EVERYTHING to achieve His objective. (I'm coming from a Christian perspective.)

[@jaryncoleman208]

“All my dogs have been woman, I respect them”

[@ppumpkin3282]

Hang out in Manhattan and go to Star dnner in Mount Vernon for a burger? That's a long schleep.

[@findmeintime]

I get embarressed hearing stories like this because it reminds me of times where I just didn't get it. For example one time during a date where the guy seemed to be enjoying himself said he had to get home cos his flatmate had locked himself out. But I said that's ok, let's go let him in and find somehwere nearby. But we got there and he had managed to have found his key by then... we had a few more drinks and then I must have realised deep down I was being ridiculed. I tried to leave but he talked me into staying. It was a disaster. I realised weeks later what had happened and I'm ashamed to this day. The truth is better for everyone no matter how embarressing it is.

[@candace3493]

You have nothing to be ashamed of, at least in my opinion. You were trying your best. If someone is ridiculing you that is their problem and not yours. Process over perfection. I'm really sorry that happened btw.

[@zazu3006]

could have happened to anyone..! sometimes we just don't vibe with other people or like them too much, or we're simply too close to it so we can't see the whole situation. sure, its important to stay aware all the time, but damn, things happen. he should offer to walk you home or to your transportation situation;) that would be way kinder I think. I know that feeling tho, but it's good to let it go.:)

[@andrewkaminskas7721]

I had a girlfriend pretend her mother was coming over for a weekend and she didnt have time to see me, she was even talking to me like "oh yea we are about to go get food in a min talk to you later!" turns out she and her mother hadnt spoken in like 10 years, I found all this out years later when I caught her in a lie about it.

[@wabdinur]

What did you do Angie? :D

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

I don't get it; but then, I suck at reading between the lines. Did you have sex with them and now regret it?

[@jayjayjay365]

he just descibed every sub culture - mine was being an E dealer in bangkok in the 90s - same shift - same 4 am spot

[@jaimereynolds258]

Love Louis

[@JR-bj3uf]

Oh dude! I had that Datsun. It was a great car, would go anywhere but it was as ugly at 10 miles of dirt road.

[@bridgetking5216]

Star Diner in White Plains, NY. Been there many times after a few drinks.

[@steveconn]

The bookstores and record stores were great. That's largely gone.

[@GerardPerry]

"I was raised by a single mother." Say no more...

[@-______-______-]

No, please. Do say more. Elaborate

[@danpatrick9080]

Marriage is 99 percent timing

[@hurrifanc.3434]

Guys if you like this...The Black Phillip Show is the greatest thing ever

[@Wooden_Spoonn]

I was head over heels for this one girl when I was 19 but either I had a girl, or dated her friends, or either she had a man and it never worked out. We reconnected when I was 35....hell no. She wasn't the same girl. She became annoying. She had become the type of girl that would drink too much and then heckle comedians.

[@lamine05]

My roommate in college is like joe's ex gf 😂😂

[@totallyrufus]

I (a female) dated a guy once who was so disgusting. When we would go out to eat, he would always lick the top of the ketchup and hot sauce bottles after using them, having no respect for the people who would use them after us. One night at a restaurant he even pulled a HUGE piece of chicken fat out of his front teeth, gave it a good look, then put it back in his mouth and ate it. It made me so sick, I actually threw up later on when I got back home because I couldn't get it out of my head. He would also always fart really loud and they would sound wet and sloshy every single time. His butthole ALWAYS sounded wet when he would fart. And his breath constantly reeked of the literal smell of a rotting rat. Yes....I know what a rotting rat smells like. There was one behind my dryer. Anyway, sorry to talk bad aboit him behind his back, but then again, I don't feel bad because he was a terrible human being. I dated him at the time because I thought I didn't deserve better because my dad taught me I was a worthless piece of crap and I believed it for years, therefore resulted in me dating a man who didn't respect me. Dated him for 6 terrible long months and when I broke up with him, he harassed me and started going crazy. Starting punching himself in the face, punched his own penis, banged his head against the car window and felt so miserable he started asking other men to beat the shit out of him because he wanted to feel that pain. Then wrote "poems" about all his guy friends girlfriends calling them all whores and hoes in his poems and posted them on Facebook. I still feel horrified I lost my virginity to him when I was 22. But I am the only one to blame. It was my stupidity that caused me to date such a bad person.

[@drquantum6548]

Goddamn 😅 hope you found a better one now

[@muiresuilgorm3452]

Oh sweetheart, I've done worse (similar father). Hope you found love and respect in the world. You deserve it.

[@en2p187]

Don't feel bad that guy sounds like a sicko. I almost threw up myself just now

[@johnconnor3865]

I like him already, do tell more.

[@cigh7445]

Damn. What even attracted you to him in the first place? He sounds... bad.

[@danielblackburn4626]

All my dogs are “women”. All my women are “…..” Opened ended 😂quotes. Classic. All 3 of my dogs have all been female. Totally relate bro.

[@DrDolan2000]

"I don't want to hear this music" It's my car. And you're not my mom

[@danecluster]

I really miss Louis CK as a TV show creator.

[@GodsRighthandman]

first gf was this year actually, didn’t end well. but the time we shared was nice

[@ijustwannaleaveacommentony6511]

who were they talking about in the first 30 seconds? they didn't name anyone

[@dinarahm8589]

Men describing their exes as too strong and too smart for them is really something. Makes you wonder what they like about their wives 👀

[@boreopithecus]

Did you miss the parts where he also described her as domineering, annoying, rigid and a bitch? Might be a clue in there for you regarding what he likes about his wife.

[@JohnBrown-rg7ug]

@@boreopithecus yeah umm... not a bitch.😂

[@rac7551]

I would like to inform you that I have subscribed, simply because you upload in HDR/HLG. Well done

[@jimsheppard3166]

01:52 I used this trick so many times, after I'd have sexy time with a girl and then she'd want to hang around and watch a movie, or get something to eat, etc. The old "Oh shit, I forgot I have to pick up ___ from the airport!" routine would get them out of my house. 😂

[@bigtimetorifan]

He must really not like her, to have called her a bitch on his popular show. not cool. Unprofessional. But to me, he looks exactly like you would expect the guy who says exactly those type of things, to

[@JohnBrown-rg7ug]

Bet shes still single. Or a big fat single mother..😂

[@mulemule]

*The sad truth is that if women faced the same limitations on (and consequences for) their words and behavior that men do ... the divorce rate would be cut in half.*

[@paulsansonetti7410]

Who are they talking about at the beginning? Joan Rivers ?

[@hmarzan1976]

You know, SHE CAN HEAR YOU

[@GeeMorno]

For once, Joe puts the headphones on with the cable on the correct side (Left)…. Thats been driving me bonkers for a long time😆

[@dude9291]

Comedy: It's a joke to call it work

[@hatman44tapman38]

Whos the hot jewish lady they're talking about? Just was curious since they didn't mention her name here.

[@mneugent7658]

I wanna know too so I'm tagging along.

[@BbGun-lw5vi]

Curious too.

[@mneugent7658]

@@BbGun-lw5vi I'm wondering if they mean young Joan Rivers?

[@MisticStyles]

They're talking about Mitzi shore. Pauly Shore's Mom. She owned and ran the comedy store for decades. She died relatively recently. Within the last 5-10 years or so.

[@mneugent7658]

@@MisticStyles You sure? Did you see the earlier parts of the podcast? Mitzi was very cute but I got the feeling they were talking about a comic. Mitzi is the all-time curator of the modern comedian. But I have a hard time seeing Rogan refer to her in any way other than motherly or at least much older sisterly.

[@jhayton]

love the reflections on NYC in 1990s. I was there in 90-91 and it was such a great shithole. if only i could do that again!

[@J0nny_Ch1mp0]

Im :23 into the vid & had to pause. Did Louis just call his mom "funny & sexy"?

[@2pintsn2cents]

Joe Rogan never told a joke

[@aikighost]

The line Joe is looking for is "Why are you do incredibly boring?", I've used it many times. I use it more and more as time goes on. Its never inappropriate it seems.

[@bert1913]

Louis to this day misses his favorite girlfriend (she is French) Le'lotion'on

[@blairwilson1102]

This click baiting on you tube is terrible and should be illegal.

[@Parable_One]

Love that guy

[@BryNeal1]

westway diner could be a great sit-com

[@lallyoisin]

They just miss their youth.

[@awomansfriend5784]

I think she's gonna know you're talking about her.

[@richardichard4237]

" I was finally a professional comedian...." well that's the funniest thing Roidgain has ever said.....

[@bilguuntsog-ochir3889]

I knew joe is the type of guy who fake calls a friend to get out of situations 😂

[@shivam.maharshi]

3:12 I have a friend from college exactly like that. She is strong, very rigid, accomplished & smart woman with a PhD in Artificial Intelligence. She is also extremely annoying because of her rigid beliefs & unwillingless to show real emotions or vulnerablity. I drove with her on a trip and decided never again :D Obviously she has a very hard timing dating. I hope she changes or else she's gonna be a crazy lonely cat lady.

[@miaranee]

Some women do taunt and tease that way but God can that be annoying