Things Get Weird When Men and Women Work Together

[@cincinnatias]

A women's girlfriend's can destroy your relationship with their twisted views of how your relationship should be, especially if their own relationship is broken.

[@vinsokukan1879]

Absolutely f***kin right! You know the power of distant voyeurism that will grab hold of any relationship

[@bman6065]

Men do their own group think too. It's just simpler

[@maranatha1115]

FACTS

[@ilikethatboulder.thatisani5496]

Or help them do the right thing by breaking them up.

[@2013Arcturus]

I 100% had a women do this to my ex. She poured constant poison in her ear, cause she was miserable and alone, and I shit you not, the moment she destroyed our relationship she went and found a dude and stopped hanging out with my ex.

[@martyes9563]

Joe on a double date: "come on people, we can't have two separate conversations; all four of us should be talking about DMT"

[@Iampintwo]

Hahahaha

[@ooSHINIES]

Joe "Have you ever tried DMT?" Rogan

[@theEpicxY]

all four of us should be talking ON DMT

[@theEpicxY]

and its in the food!

[@ForTomorrowToday]

Why is my knee jerk reaction to DMT always Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles...then, Im like, that doesnt sound right

[@eleveneleven572]

Women can analyse a perfectly good relationship to death.

[@Nswix]

I got a call from my stepsister who's working in Costa Rica, so I stepped out to take the call. A day later the girl I was with confronted me about the girl I was sleeping with, after she went through my phone and found the name in my friends list on Facebook. I let her make an ass out of herself before telling her she's my sister and even if she wasn't she's a lesbian. Then broke up with her. Why wouldn't you just ask who I talked to?

[@jordanp2445]

[Redacted] [Redacted] That’s typically an indicator of projecting. Projecting her fears of what she’s doing (cheating) onto you. She’s checking your phone because she’s up to no good on hers. Had it happen too many times and that’s always been the case. Smart move on dropping her.

[@katiie7]

To be fair if a woman is too stressed and she doesn’t ovulate she can’t make enough progesterone which acts like nature’s valium, extra estrogen causes anxiety. It sucks yeah but there’s biology behind why they can be more upset easier.

[@lecurymccray5804]

Facts...

[@nzwaywish]

@@NikkiDocherty74 most women aren't rational.

[@dcrbdh]

I'm a man working in a female dominated industry, you better believe that they can be slimy AF

[@user-xh9lz2hj4e]

i cant belive the amount of gossip and shit talk

[@roflstomps324]

Dude. I used to be a file boy at a law office when I was seventeen. The shit I heard from the twenty-something secretaries was just fuckt. I mean fuckt. I never heard the word cum so many times in a lunch break. I took to eating outside on the steps of the office. Those fuckers followed me out. So gross. I learned that guys who regularly go to strip clubs were stand up guys compared to these women...

[@bravemise]

Darryl Anderson all it takes is to come to work on a period and start taking they fucked up emotions out on a nigga

[@jaatown23]

Rofl Stomps going to a strip club doesn’t mean you’re scummy. Wtf?

[@roflstomps324]

@@jaatown23 Learn to read. I said guys who *regularly* go to strip clubs.

[@brunobenetti8085]

This lady looks like a fallout 3 character

[@intracosm]

Bruno Benetti 😂

[@BENYEET]

ok virgin

[@brunobenetti8085]

@@BENYEET np

[@BIGSQUID666]

rcav takes one to know one 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@thomasandersen2534]

Bruno Benetti oh my god ! 🤣 she does !

[@84jamesp]

I've seen sooooo many marriages ruined from a spouse cheating with someone at work

[@issustaita]

Makes total sense. We spend more time at work than with our families.

[@jraykotheanomaly2365]

Pretty much happen in my relationship.... I cheated

[@CH-pm6kh]

if your a cheat. works a playground

[@cashewpistachio1826]

And I've seen sooooo many marriages ended by naked grandpa's running amok by rubbing talcum powder on their groins at the zoo

[@cashewpistachio1826]

@abortioncritical what you said is irrelevant

[@superpositionhyper-webster6034]

She looks like lisa simpson as a human woman

[@byron-7331]

I'd beat it

[@robertflowers4014]

Holy shit your right lol

[@John_Lee_]

@@robertflowers4014 you're*

[@spacebase00]

Wow. Nailed it!

[@robertflowers4014]

@@John_Lee_ Thank you Karen

[@soseipok]

Joe's ability to hold conversations with a vast calibre of people is amazing. I think he gives himself less of credit for that but i think it is the best so far.

[@rebelrali2758]

So true, I was just thinking the same thing. It's literally quite the super power to have that'll make you at ease no matter what social situation you're in. I wish I have that😔

[@hsrvey6721]

@@rebelrali2758 self awareness and always keeping your ego in check

[@pir3lli261.5]

Hes takin adderall before every interview

[@ScoutSniper1990]

I feel like It’s an inherit Leo trait.

[@poika22]

That's pretty much because he will just agree with whatever his guest is saying even if it contradicts what he just agreed with a week earlier. Not calling him a hypocrite or anything, it's his interviewing method. It's also the reason his show is good because he gets all these guests with varying views to open up. Joe himself isn't that interesting, he's just good at bringing it out of other people.

[@1whospeaks]

Every time Joe Rogan reaches common ground, he earns a new forehead line.

[@EvilPanda187]

Mr. Anatomy pure gold

[@nickkootsikas9422]

Joe "new forehead line" Rogan

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes

[@greengoblin9567]

This is why you should be a boss. All the women want to have sex even if they are married

[@ronminor3029]

I fear that I will be focused on Joe Rogan’s forehead for the next week/month and I watch his podcast everyday 😭😭😭😭🙆🏽‍♂️.

[@Frostyy14--]

Joe on a double date: "Hey Jamie, pull that up?"

[@wifine1951]

Gang bang

[@WhisperLeo]

Frostyy no , “hey Jamie pulled that out”

[@OmarScruggs]

🤣🤣

[@sumuqh]

And Jamie's date would stood him up so technically Joe's on 1 & a half date

[@crisnaug03]

Bahahahahaha 😅 🤣 😂

[@ke6533]

96% of the time men would rather be around only other men. - source: men

[@theera5145]

Kevin Ellery 100% of men who prefer to be around other men are 100% homosexual 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈👯‍♀️ 😜

[@triplekillerable]

@@theera5145 so you and your dad is gay

[@joeluigi2008]

@@nathankayhan4358 issa joke

[@jackiworld]

i do agree with that. even with a girlfriend and many friends, i do find men more fun to hang out with. But, they are not necesserely the best friend. I think woman have better interpersonel skills, they are just fucking annoying most of the time

[@Gundal66]

True unless u want to get laid

[@Mugen123456789]

This is so true for me. Worked in an office for 6 years and it was majority women, about 21/22, and about 8 men including me. It was fun and we had freedom since the supervisor hated his job and always left early. But it got bad when flirtation happened because the jealousy followed. And yes when women are the majority in the situation, they will fight over the men just like how men would if the roles were reversed. It was flattering but also a disaster at the end of the day

[@GorditaSlim]

Yup, I've been there. As a married female, working in male dominated fields, I saw men get jealous and hateful too. The few females always became a target for the men to see who could get with her. The women that like the flirting will be such bitches to the other women, not realizing being easy to bang doesn't make them top dog, it makes them look stupid.

[@tonyrodriguez6192]

Sounds fun ngl

[@simpleagain1]

Oh you poor bastard having women fighting over you. The horror

[@2xU420]

I didn’t think she meant jawless in the literal sense and then joe goes on talking about jaw and chin surgery

[@Pheyora]

Lmfao right?!! I figured she meant a bunch of push overs.. Door mats.

[@urso656zhu7]

Lmao, yup

[@Skindrift]

She meant weak jawed men I think?

[@sirreginalddukeofchutney234]

She’s talking about Prince John types, who retreat to sucking their thumbs and whimpering for Mommy.

[@rubeno.702]

Lol you gotta learn sarcasm man

[@erizzle67]

Each of these JRE clips I try to determine how high Joe is. Here he seems medium high. A little slow and slurs here and there. Goes off on a "jawless" surgery tangent. Yeah, medium high.

[@natl9953]

Medium-high high most of the time

[@BoricuaNice]

😂😂😂

[@Kj-ou9ml]

I love this comment so much and has the perfect amount of likes

[@MAP233224]

I don't understand why people assume someone's high or stoned or anything else related to substance when they speak, behave or produce art that is a bit on the fringe. Like people are just like that sometimes, doesn't mean they took something.

[@jeffscuderi8662]

His eyes are swimming

[@mann953]

"Having men working together with women is like having bears work together with salmon dipped in honey" Patrice O'neal

[@jasong9502]

“Women don’t want to win, they want a winner”

[@eightentertainment2815]

This made me laugh out loud!

[@dsc1970]

One of the best comments I've seen all year.

[@markie5287]

I needed these Patrice Quotes. RIP big guy. O&A definitely wasnt the same after he passed

[@closeenough1343]

If that's how you feel about working with woman than you are a weak man who is not centered. I get it's a joke but some jokes hold truth and it seems this particular joke has people quoting it as if it's true and ground breaking.

[@postive-vibes]

No, it's really weird when a workplace is completely imbalanced towards either sex. I've had that experience a couple times in my career: female-dominated environments are catty as hell and male-dominated are like being in middle school.

[@TheInes5]

Most accurate comment here

[@TheTurinturumbar]

I've worked in men only jobs most of the time and it's never been like middle school. That's so alien to me it's like you made it up. I believe you just added that to balance out the catty as hell comment. Or maybe that's the vibe you bring so that's what you find, ever consider that?

[@neftalicortez2625]

My sister works in a male-dominated workplace the middle school line is accurate

[@TopFlightSecurity415]

that makes sense...if its just me and the guys at work we goof around a lot lol BUT we still get our work done, dont know if its the same with women

[@delishme2]

100%, I'm a woman who has no problem working and friending either. In fact that's healthy and shows a normal level of emotional IQ. I've worked in mining, fishing and construction, business environments and retail at one point. People just need to grow the flock up, and appreciate what each of us bring to the table. It's not rocket science. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@ihairyboss]

Joe “Men are like DMT and women are like flowers” Rogan Totally different things

[@sbo6477]

I Hairy Boss because DMT is not from a plant..?

[@billaros1000]

@@sbo6477 And are born by women, your point?

[@JackassBauer1]

When you are on DMT, flowers are like DMT...

[@imspiffy]

Murlynd 73 I guess because DMT is derived from plants and flowers are plants?

[@rururururururrurururururur6038]

@Murlynd 73 stop being so triggered.

[@dalton5326]

I put periods at the end of my sentences because of grammar, not because I have a problem.

[@harbours.]

bodd boward Not necessarily. Lots of people don’t use full grammar when texting or talking online, and when they do it’s with the intent of showing seriousness or that they’re pissed off

[@wes8740]

Lol exactly

[@darkcoeficient]

Omg like, you have a problem if you are so anal. About periods

[@gytux0258]

@bodd boward When it comes to texting and online conversations the way you write is as important as what you write. When it comes to conversations with friends i deliberately break 'proper' grammar to express emotion.

[@TheAdamHawk]

Ok Boomer

[@TheOyeoye000]

"Jawless men" Joe scratches his cheek.

[@franciscoc.2435]

Cristian Romero He doesn't know about miwing tho

[@asickspartan2763]

Cristian Romero he had to make sure his jaw wasn’t gone

[@benjaminlamptey1867]

Dude's listening too carefully to what she's saying lol, shows he has much experience with interacting with women. Must be from home with his wife and daughters

[@ishzsbxux]

Joe ''jawless" rogan

[@Whorifice]

Get a chinplant bro.

[@beastgamer1159]

The Bill and Melinda Gates comment aged like milk.

[@reginaldwoods6615]

Aged like a opened soda

[@iforgot87872]

@@reginaldwoods6615 aged like open soda mixed with milk 👍

[@MrDreadEnd]

HOLY SHIT

[@MrDreadEnd]

It was golden though she took half right?

[@ianmangham4570]

Wow ,You Tube keeps warning me to back off calling Bill a piece of GRISTLE lmno

[@pitbullsami1741]

Joe on a double date “ guys come on. We cant speak over each other.”

[@atillacnar5785]

Wdym sami bey

[@blackfragments2193]

"Pull that sucker up closer, about a fist from your face"

[@pitbullsami1741]

16yaşında bi adam he always says on fight companion come on guys stop speaking over eachother. Eddie stop being combative etc.

[@atillacnar5785]

@@pitbullsami1741 fuck didnt know that thx. Dont like that flat earther

[@atillacnar5785]

Sami kaç yaşındasın ne okuyon xd

[@greatAmericanfitness]

So refreshing to hear a woman talk like that

[@TheEbe1989]

Its called a chameleon, dont let yourself be fooled

[@th2k864]

30 years in the entertainment industry and I have seen with my own eyes that some men are relieved when a woman joins the "team". There are men that get sick of looking and dealing with other men all day long, week after week, year after year. There are variations in personalities among men. Some guys like being aggressive and fucking with each other talking shit, talking locker room. Not all guys like that or want to be around that. Some guys just want to do their job un harassed by other smart ass aggressive guys. No all women like to gossip, not all women want to analyze relationships to death, not all women like being in groups of other women. There is variation in personalities among women. That is what people mean when they say men and women are the same. There are stereotypes in both groups but there are also many individuals who do not fit anything like what Joe and Michelle were describing.

[@edwardk3]

I think it is implied that they are speaking in generalities.... geeze. Much of an sjw or what?

[@mr.eliteaz2385]

If anyone believe these two are speaking in generalities then they shouldn't be watching podcast and talk shows discussions. Also their talking specifically personality characteristics, when it comes to social and private it is vastly different between men and women. Also stereotypes are speaking about a majority meaning 60-90%.

[@edwardk3]

@@mr.eliteaz2385 speaking in generalities as in assuming that everyone is exactly the same?

[@mr.eliteaz2385]

@@edwardk3 yeah, a lot people always think people are thinking in generalities but most times people arent speaking in a accompensing language

[@edwardk3]

@@mr.eliteaz2385 accompensing?

[@KyleC11]

Women can work somewhere as simple as a coffee shop, and still manage to create some drama or feud between employees and managers etc.

[@chrisgould101]

It's their specialty

[@lluviadai96]

I think it is not just women, men could potentially create drama too. At the end of the day it just depends on the person and their personality, but I see what you are saying.

[@user-db2tz9hg8f]

Just cause some women you been around do that you think all women do that .

[@user-db2tz9hg8f]

Rogue Squadron don’t date them then .

[@chrisgould101]

@@user-db2tz9hg8f that is probably a good strategy

[@joek2904]

She looks like Arnold when he runs out of air on mars in total recall.

[@joerogaine7984]

LOL

[@turdmcgurd]

joe k HOLY SHIT

[@paulcarmi8130]

*That's some next level referencing son*

[@matty4855]

Dude. I love you.

[@TheVert1276]

Holy shit. That made laugh so hard I was having trouble breathing!

[@wnrr2696]

09:45 Joe checked his chin just to make sure his qualified 😂

[@skep_alien4417]

XD

[@silver933]

They’re talking about looks like they’re perfect. Then they realise they’re not so nice themselves

[@sophon238]

Jaw Rogan

[@Johnnymarzo]

"hey netflix, should we do a michelle wolf special?" "sure"

[@Prodby95]

Fine.

[@Daniel_B79]

"fine"

[@Appreciation-Community]

Call it "who the fuck is this bitch"

[@davidlibran757]

Geezus christ why all the hate?

[@Johnnymarzo]

@@davidlibran757 its a joke. im a comedian

[@johnmcelroy5804]

I have worked in a female dominated field for over 15 years and have had no real issues. I will grant that it requires some basic boundaries that may not be as rigid as in a male dominated environment, but it's nothing burdensome or weird. But then I am currently married to someone I used to work with, but that relationship didn't develop until long after working together.

[@urbanimmortalculitvator6652]

okay boomer

[@anthonychamberlain2032]

@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 nobody thinks "okay boomer" is witty. Grow the f**k up.

[@RichyLucch]

@@urbanimmortalculitvator6652 lmaoo

[@nick_malone]

Joe on the double date when he can't hear the other conversation happening: "Pull that thing about a fist away from your face"

[@forbin1185]

Crystal Logic hahaha

[@julzmma]

Haha

[@ryanb3174]

Pull that sucker*

[@mr.wayneshortsingles2447]

This is the most honest public conversation I've heard in some years.

[@xaviergarcia6480]

Mercilessly

[@296jacqi]

She’s soooooo right about this. Men can lift 45 pounds 28 times in a row much more quickly than I can, and most women can grow people in their bodies. We aren’t the SAME, although we absolutely should have equal rights.

[@TomCL-vb6xc]

Michelle Peacock I think it’s lazy to assume that there are large groups of people that believe men and women - insofar as the physical bodies of a female and male human - possess equal capabilities. People just want the balance to be a little more fair in regards to rights and privileges - is it not worth restricting men slightly in order to level the playing field? Depends on who you ask.

[@imatooltoo]

is it weird that me and my gf talk about literally anything and never get annoyed by it? i thought that was supposed to be the norm for a relationship

[@magtovi]

It should be.

[@roflstomps324]

Me and my wife are like that. It's great. It isn't weird. We can talk about old gfs and bfs or about anything really... we don't care. Been like it for ten years. Completely honest with each other and it is just normal. We do weird out other people with it when they are around us though. It is like they are made uncomfortable with how comfortable we are with each other.

[@veshallaes1767]

Have you checked if your gf has an adam's apple?

[@jukijunk]

No, it just means you don't have a broken relationship lol 👍

[@lotterydream891]

Nope. Each relationship is unique to those people, same with friendship.

[@JoshLester1]

Being a male in a workplace where 90% of the staff are women and the another 8% are " jawless" men is so weird, being 6ft 4 220 pound rugby player I'm constantly touched up by women staff, sexual comments are made and hot drinks made for me 24/7 (to this day I have never had to make my self a cup of coffee in my workplace) and I do enjoy this! BUT if I for one second indulged in the same behaviour as my female co-workers I know I would be sacked and made to be the villian, men working In the same working environment as women have to be sqeeky clean unlike there female Co workers.

[@mikedale1142]

Women don’t see how they overly sexualize men without thinking of the same consequences we face. Man makes comment: jail. Woman makes same comment: playful.

[@wusscake]

I'm one of two men on a floor full of older housewives. The first week I was here, the oldest coworker (who is retired now) told me "You'll run into a lot of drama here. It will be over the dumbest shit, and it'll get bad if you get caught up in it, being one of the only men here. If someone says or does anything, just stay quiet." Boy am I glad I took her advice.

[@citoante]

The only reason why Johnny depp won was because he is good looking. If he were ugly and fat, he’d be in jail.

[@yourcommentmakesmecomment.3423]

I totally agree. I'm not saying it's right but I think it's as simple as imagining a baby rabbit offering to lick your toes.. And then imagine a bear offering to lick your toes... Same question, different reaction. Doesn't matter the bears intentions.

[@jelizabethpetrie6656]

Too funny, cause I work in male dominated field. And 99% are great & respectful cause I conduct myself professionally, dress as a lady not like a man or thirsty girl.

[@kamil4434]

instead of watching the video I’m pronouncing “Sure” to myself.

[@mrpetebojangles21]

Sage’s Reverie haha glad I wasn’t the only one.

[@Arvak777]

Shore

[@xxdunruly328]

lol

[@jarjargod5127]

There’s the sure that rhymes with fur, the one that sounds just like shore, and then the one that sounds like shwar.

[@LetsGoGetThem]

"Women and seamen don't mix" - Mr. Smithers

[@Theomite]

We KNOW what you think. Young lady! You're hired! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[@babyyoda7311]

69 likes parfait!

[@kronk358]

Joe totally missed that she meant jawless metaphorically and not literally.

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

Absolutely, right?? Like, he starts talking about jawbone surgery. smh

[@LL-wu5ui]

A mean no listens him for his brain hahaha

[@keithhinchcliffe5629]

@@LL-wu5ui- ?? English is not your first language, is it? Incomprehensible.

[@bronze5158]

@@keithhinchcliffe5629 No shit sherlock, you are too smart arent you

[@xSayPleasex]

Nah he knew what she meant but he just wanted to bring up the jaw bone surgery....when Joe decides he wants to bring up a story he is going to take it there anyways lmao

[@kccryptkeeper4874]

Never get your meat where you get your bread.

[@NikkiDocherty74]

Lol! I agree. That's because I work a traditional job and believe in traditional dating and marriage (not religious).

[@JimmyStruthers1000]

Sammy Licata i like this

[@weirdscience8341]

Never mastubate in public restrooms either its just wrong we have to poop in there

[@clashnytech]

well done!

[@NikkiDocherty74]

@@weirdscience8341 Did you catch someone in the men's room?

[@extantsanity]

It's weird seeing her talking like a reasonable person here. Her segments on other people's shows (Samantha Bee, Daily Show, etc.) are always super cringe.

[@TheEbe1989]

@Quinton Rogers this segment was shit too. She had no original ideas at all and only kept reacting to what Joe was saying

[@TheAnonyte]

Nooo i think she had great ideas. Her comfort zone is mean. The reason we al, hate her is the frequency of her voice. ... also picturing her ... a certain way... is better than all her jokes.

[@blakeismyname344]

Who is she, her name isn't in the title?

[@nudge86]

So true, I felt like I had fallen into some parallel universe.

[@devingibson3681]

@ Extant Sanity you are right. That voice she uses is so fake, and it`s easy to tell. It`s not even cute at all. Her Jokes are pretty funny, but that fake voice ruins it for me.

[@iclark2400]

She looks like an interracial version of Sigourney Weaver from Aliens

[@jerryknuckles736]

Yeah, but id bang sig. Not this broad.

[@majurbludd]

Jerry Knuckles she was probably hot 20 years ago

[@mikeyp2277]

I think she kind of looks like those kids with progeria.

[@Que5oFre5co]

Yeah if you shopped a sloth on the face then went ape shit with the smudge tool

[@d_pat73]

More like Joe Piscopo.

[@usmanayub8280]

Only reason Joe has been so successful is his honesty during these podcasts. He is honest and doesnt mind disagreeing and is not afraid of sounding a certain way. He is not looking for apporoval and that has made him successful. Also means that almost everyone else is playing to a crowd.

[@eyepresentlife1445]

Two intelligent people conversing and making sense while goofing around. This is why JRE is my jam ❤️

[@electricblue2920]

Watch her "shout your abortion" clip, she's vile

[@scasny]

If someone (men or women) cant separate work and mating then they cant work together. Its normal to scope if you are new and single but not foever. I work with a guy that cant function when atractive women was in room. He was physically not able to work. He was fired in 8 months.

[@koray6261]

What was the job he was doing? How did it take so long for him to get fired if it was that bad?

[@scasny]

@@koray6261 he punch one of the managers at the work party

[@koray6261]

I mean what was his duty? Not why did he get fired.

[@scasny]

@@koray6261 my bad large printing like photo walls, wall pictures to biznis cards. He was cutting them to size using box cutter. Basicly the lowest skill based position. I manage to operate cnc router combination with flatbed printer.

[@P.L.D.]

@Emma Madison Hey it is not necessary to be a low self-esteem man. A lot of men got nervous when a girl they like is around, it is not necessary to be a bad thing as well...More of the guys who are ultra-confident with women don't actually feel anything special about the woman and just trying to get into her pants, and they are confident cause they tried THIS thousand times. The fucked up is actually that women like you are in hurry to judge and even insult who is confident and who is not, and at the end of the day, they made sex with hundreds of strangers and still no serious relationship and still single.

[@FlyBoyKhi]

My man Joe really thought she was actually talking about a jaw 😂😂🤣😂😭

[@Xkskoxnwlspnd]

I think when *the majority* of women say “We’re the same as men” , they say it to mean, “Our worth is the same as men”. And differentiating that between “we’re the same as men” is super important.

[@yes-gm5ts]

Alas, that distinction is rarely made, because a great many academic and mainstream feminists actually believe that there are no inherent differences between men and women, and that all gender differences are due to social conditioning, and that biology or hormones do not play a part.

[@autumntaco8722]

Yep, and I do believe, on a behavioral level, men and women are more alike than they are different. Now, the differences are stark, and maybe that's why they're exaggerated, but in my experience both sexes are pretty predictable in the same ways. People act like we're separate species when we aren't. Humans are sexually dimorphic, but we're also all humans. Frankly, in my experience, the ones that treat men and women as separate species tend to have divorced parents. That's purely anecdotal, of course, but really paints a picture.

[@BacterialCultureMedia]

But by insinuating a need to clarify as much, we imply that there was even a question, and, perhaps more significantly, women stating this or asserting it sound as though they are trying to convince themselves out a of a complex, and it almost sounds like a nervously-repeated mantra, or a need for reassurance, or a concern that others don't see your worth, which means that it is not on a stable foundation, or that you are otherwise not sure of it!! ..just a morsel for thought..

[@bjjhistory]

"Look at him he is just so Jewish, he still has pyramid brick dust on his fingers" - Patrice Oneal

[@Theomite]

Who the hell else but Patrice could come up with that?

[@N64StillKiksAss]

@Proud Goy No Soy Boy O and A when patrice was on. intern david was gonna do kosher sports. kzbin.info/www/bejne/fGG0eX2kgL-Npck Around 1:12:00 ish

[@RichTake]

This is fucking hilarious. Patrice is the best

He so old school Jewish he still has his forskin left! - Me

[@jp3mcpherson]

TheyCallMe Doug - jews remove their foreskin. You’ve got it backwards dummy.

[@colt4505]

When they pronounce "sure" as "shore"... it's killing me. Shyour. Shore. Shyor. 😵

[@forbin1185]

That’s Californian accent

[@nickydega4333]

Sounds like Jim Norton's Uncle Paul.

[@keepmeposted]

The actor: Poly Shure

[@AlexKomnenos]

In the South it’s “shyeeur”

[@michaeldearman3668]

In the south, it's shore, just like their pronunciation, not some abomination

[@user-hh2is9kg9j]

Joe on a double date: Common gals we are having a conversation here....... about crocodiles.

[@GenericHandle01]

I think part of the reason that it is "hard to sexually harass men" is because the Vast Majority of men do not use Harassment as a power play and tend to downplay when they are feeling harassed due to people seeing them as weak for not being able to handle that situation.

[@ZebbMassiv]

She looks like a combination of Sigourney Weaver and Marian Carey.

[@seancaseo84]

Lol

[@j.a.r.family2576]

Holy shit. That's good

[@Jsko_]

Arnold Schwarzenegger

[@CommonCentrist82]

You left out the steaming pile of shit.

[@InAnotherLife90]

and not in the good way

[@kerrythomas6948]

I taught high school, and most teachers, even at that level, most instructors are female. That said, most men teachers avoid "hanging out" with female faculty.

Kerry Thomas I taught high school and it’s very true. I always ate in my classroom to avoid toxic co-workers

[@thecynicalmiscreant5011]

@ After being an adult for awhile I'm increasingly more convinced high school should end before kids also become adults. Especially if their first workplace experience is what they see at school, cause the amount of toxicity from elementary to high school that I saw between staff was insane. It just got worse with each new environment.

[@martialharpistmatthew1837]

Karen Aguilar yeah take your paranoia with co-workers and multiply that times 10. That’s how men feel when working with women. We constantly wonder when we’ll receive some sort of complaint.

[@mattisixx1699]

@@martialharpistmatthew1837 not true for me but I work at a wearhouse. Women at wearhouses understand what a joke is

[@InAnotherLife90]

9:35 Joe ignores the fact she said "short" and went straight for "jawless"

[@dmythica]

XDDDD Owen Benjamin needs to see this!!

[@naezjinra]

She said jawless first about 10 seconds before she said short, Joe was just stuck on it for that long.

[@EricRushOSU]

Because Joe is 5'7" and millions of dollars can't buy 6 feet of height...

[@nikeelitesquad123]

@@tastybritches6644 because he's got millions in the bank 👍

[@LabiaLeFabia]

I thought when she said jawless men she was meaning like dudes who don’t know how to speak up for themselves but I guess not lol

[@fuzzypanda1684]

It's so ridiculous. Some guys can make leud and very suggestive comments in the workplace and nothing happens to them. I've been hit with an HR case for telling a female coworker that I was friends with that I liked her new hairstyle. Another time I got nearly fired for telling a female coworker that I liked her shoes, I had no interest in her, they were just really cool shoes. The biggest kicker for me was when my manager told me that I smiled too much and it made people feel uncomfortable. He literally told me not to smile so much. I was so shocked I didn't even ask if he could legally tell me to do that. So then I stopped smiling and got pulled into the office and told that I was too serious and it made people feel uncomfortable. I think the universe just doesn't want me to have a job.

[@pk56403]

Being a man and treating a wiman right takes work. It takes effort and it requires him to remain emotionally stable and grounded. Men are supposed to be gentleman. When men are working amongst other people doing a job there is already stress. Now when you bring a wman into the picture who has needs and a way she is supposed to he treated, the stress mounts. Both m and w have different stress responses that oppose one another and it become toxic, dark and sad very quickly. Relationships between m and f are sacred and fragile. But when a man is dealt with the responsibility of dealing with other men, then add multiple women to the situation it is a mess and burdensome. Stress does not do good things for either. Wmn absolutely deserve the ability to make their own money but we need to go back to having jobs typically made for each gndr. They are absolutely not meant to work together. I know that is clear to you but you are having trouble accepting it because you're worried about your survival. Please trust God and he will keep you safe and guide you to find purpose, meaning and safety.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

@@pk56403 Well I was with you until the end there. If God does exist, he absolutely will not lead you to anything other than misery, loneliness and depression. The best thing you can do is fight him as best you can to try and find some degree of happiness.

[@MRJTD99]

Maybe quit the job, genius. It seems clear they didn't like you and wanted you out.

[@fuzzypanda1684]

@@MRJTD99 No need for that, I got fired from that job a long time ago. Thanks for the show of support though, you're a super empathetic person whose existence on this planet benefits everyone around you...

[@devalous9448]

@@fuzzypanda1684 you either have a really shitty personality or are very unattractive maybe both

[@jacobodom8401]

Women: "What if a woman sexually harassed you?" Men: "What you call sexual harassment I call opportunity"

[@-haclong2366]

Depends on the woman, but then again, sexual herassment is just advances by someone you're not attracted to.

[@Sp1n1985]

@@-haclong2366 not attracted too? I don't speak lady

[@parissideris1757]

Marcus INfinity come on now bro you sound wild

[@xanthopoulos1825]

Any advances done by a heifer is harassment

[@AnalyticalReckoner]

Only if you would sleep with literally every woman. I've had bosses who were fat and ugly try to hold my hand and shit. Get your fat fingers off me. Coincidentally the vice versa applies. If you are a good looking man you aren't harrassing them because THEY LIKE IT.

[@allyssacinquina3396]

I feel like hear she's being kinda reasonable, but when she's around the very people she's talking about, she mirrors that behavior?

[@StaybackRotmg]

Allyssa Cinquina alot of females, yes. That’s why when you’re talking TO them they seem like the exception, but they’re really not. Vice versa for guys though, it’s not female specific

[@Julian-rt9qs]

Have you seen her do it?

[@martialharpistmatthew1837]

Julian yes. Watch her standup.

Kinda steriotypical would you not say...?

[@Dalmoon98]

if she wants to survive in that climate she'd kind of have to be the same no? or just not have a lot of female friends, which she mentions are very needed

[@derrick7648]

I work in a predominately female field. Every time I get hired at a new place the boss says "thank god, we need a guy in here so everyone acts nicer"

[@jmcm152]

What field?

[@coronacovid7454]

@@jmcm152 Cooking meth

[@justinc2633]

jm cm brothel

[@derrick7648]

@@jmcm152 I'm a straight male hair stylist.. very rare.

[@derrick7648]

@@justinc2633 pretty much

[@PC.NickRowan]

I never really agreed with the "toxic" arguement for masculinity and femininity. What they describe as "toxic" just sounds like basic mental/behavioural/emotional disorders, that obviously vary with genders.

[@AldiiNorthern]

I work as a nurse. I am one of very few male nurses at my worplace. It works fine.

[@putinonasmile8478]

When she smiles she looks like a young black Sigourney Weaver.

[@Apple23]

putin on a smile shes black?

[@davidfhth6842]

Get yo hands off my Weave, Sigourney!

[@wewuzkangzansheit3835]

@@Apple23 no thats Rachel doezal

[@yorkeni]

putin on a smile she’s not black 😂

[@Apple23]

We wuz Kangz an sheit I know thats her name thats not what I asked

[@stutteringcris468]

Things get weird probably due to the MeToo movement which forever changed how men and women socially and professionally interact.

[@MarkThaSage]

StutteringCrisTop10 yep. Like, let’s just fucking bang really quick and then we can get back to work. Why is that so frowned upon?

[@JaysonMatthews]

Wah wahhhh

[@AJHart-eg1ys]

To be quite honest, things were generally clicking along just fine for about 40 years regarding how men and women interacted in the office. If you asked a person out and they said no, you dropped it. If you persisted then you took it to HR. And it's been generations since claims of workplace harassment have not been taken seriously in the workplace, contrary to how those decades have been portrayed in popular culture. Thanks to that, we have an entire generation (or two) of people who honestly believe we were swatting women on the ass in the 80s like it was nothing and that women were regularly walking into police stations claiming they were raped and the police ignored them.

[@aaronbono4688]

I've worked at places where they will fire you if you even go on a date with somebody else in the company even if there's no direct reports and you're in completely different departments. That was ridiculously extreme. But banning relationships between people who report to each other in some way is a bad idea and just opens a company to all sorts of legal hassles.

[@joemakesmusic8354]

Men have secret weapons against jawless-ness Beards

[@StaybackRotmg]

Very, very, very true 🙃 I’m afraid of shaving my beard to see what it’ll look like. I trim and keep it near though

[@renovatio93]

she started with short. what secret weapon is there for that lol

[@StaybackRotmg]

renovatio93 ouch :( being 5’6-5’9 is an L for men

[@AnalyticalReckoner]

I feel I have no jaw when I shave but everybody assures me I do. I'm just so used to having it "enhanced" it's kinda like a good looking woman who still feels the need to wear makeup despite her natural beauty.

[@asiyaehsan1682]

@@StaybackRotmgmy dads 5'5. Get arranged marriages son

[@lorenknowles1521]

The HR comment is so spot on. I just retired from a marketing/PR career in local government. My job was to speak. I got in so much trouble...and I'm respectful. Office suppression and social media aggression is a dangerous combination.

[@zkennedy5671]

Why women have to ask for equality? In doing that the same as dogs begging for their owners when they can eat? Just do it, don't ask for permission, If you wanna do something go for it, don't look aside. "But he gains more money than me." Well, then why does he gains more than you? How many hours does he work and how effective is he? ANY boss in the world wants the best employer, show your value with results, not words.

[@suedavis1781]

Men and women ARE different but that doesn't fucking mean that men and women can't discuss IDEAS together.

[@stevec3982]

The most sexual harassment I saw working in an office of men and women. Was the women towards other women.

[@biohazzard113]

The same thing happens to women. When my husband makes me go hang with his friend I get stuck talking to the wife in a rambling conversation about our pets or something while our Husbands talk about their computers or whatever.

[@Warlocke000]

"By the way, we ARE gonna to need to get something to lock that door." Perfect line to end on.

[@slitzmcduse]

Life isn't a place of work. It doesn't have a HR.

[@jer8279]

"One of those unfortunate chins." Joe, you are a goddamned treasure.

[@celestelarwood4876]

She is less annoying in this setting rather than her stand up

[@VintageStarlet]

rockster10101 thanks for your opinion

[@x00p3]

@rockster10101 Christopher Hitchens would agree.

[@em0_tion]

@@VintageStarlet Prove him wrong, instead of shaming him for pointing an objectively true observation. I'm all ears.

[@VintageStarlet]

Emiliyan Yankov haha, you mean by naming a random female comedian and relying on his “objective” opinion?

[@em0_tion]

@@VintageStarlet Whatever way suits you, noone is limiting you. I've watched a lot of female comedians. Honestly, none of them were memorable. I would love to watch a good funny show. Share one, you clearly disagree so you must have something in mind. I would love to be proven wrong, at the end - funny is funny.

[@SirNick375]

She's so relatable and you guys have awesome conversations! Please have her on again

[@TangoCharlieAlpha]

Men and women working together can be sooooo volatile. I've worked with women (and some men, to be fair) that will stab you in the back without hesitation. And God forbid you talk about anything personal, because that info gets stored away and brought up at the least opportune time. I work in a lumber yard (ALL men) and we've had a couple women start working with us, and that can last from a day to a few weeks. The stuff guys talk about isn't gender friendly, and inevitably it creates a weird dynamic where you are always walking on eggshells. It's so stressful.

[@pk56403]

This is the TRUTH!

[@chameleontrapper]

Before I die i would love to smoke a joint with Joe

[@paneraemployee12]

Idk if I could get High with him I think I’d start to believe crazy shit

[@raulmiranda9608]

Yup

[@Decaturdan]

Eden Harrison he was high and thought he was on the h3h3 podcast.

[@Decaturdan]

Eden Harrison H3h3 is a podcast and they are Jewish.

[@hatespeach1984]

Joe only smokes poles...

[@charliecostella]

Jawless comment went right over Joe's head

[@aPandorasboxofmusic]

Typically they do lack a physical jaw as well.

[@WRXnumberSeven]

Joe hits it on the head here.. in the office, you cant talk about nearly anything (religion, politics, you cant even make jokes in case you offend someone).. Happy to be working from home where you cant offend everyone all the time..

[@njgrant3988]

Canada

[@sheldoncooper8199]

The greatest conversation a Man and a women Ever had.

[@ricardopyrros]

She must be lesbian 😃

[@h00b00]

Patrice O'Neal would've made a great guest on this subject

[@NikoMalekMusic]

"Men and women working together is like a grizzly bear working with salmon dipped in honey" - Patrice O'neal

[@rlast4698]

Idk man I've worked with woman n never ever wanted to do anything with them

[@jaky411]

Men and women are intellectually capable of performing equal tasks but doesn’t mean want or desire at the same level…

[@lamimijae]

People don't know that equal doesn't mean identical.

[@angelprincess4414]

Michelle is the bomb! When I was a young lad in the Air Force, I frequently visited the girls dorm. Heard some very interesting conversations, and got harassed too. Loved every minute.

[@jamesdickinson4622]

Hey how are you doing?

[@toviasjames7902]

Not really. I work with women and I manage to speak with them playfully,for a considerable amount of time but I know how to keep my distance

[@RSVDCN]

You speak with them playfully. You've just described what they're talking about. It's just how it is. People are either flirty or butthurt cuz they can't be playful/flirty. It's always like this in offices. Women use their feminity to attract the guys and make them do stuff for them. Then there's the guys who do stuff for them but never get to fuck them or flirt with the, so they're butthurt, but will jump at every occasion to help them, just for a little chat. Then there's the guys who flirt and fuck the women at Christmas parties and team buildings. That's the reality of the office space, and the amount of fucking and cheating at parties and teambuildings confirms it.

[@NikkiDocherty74]

Because that's professional and personable behavior.

[@andyd834]

If Duncan Trussell was a female he would sound like this lady

[@Regularowners]

Shit, that was accurate. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Solitaire427]

As a white women I have no desire to control anyone’s life. However it’s very important to me to have control of my own life

[@Grizzlox]

It's much more uncomfortable when you're a man to be flirted with by a female co-worker when you're loyally married. Some guys don't want to cheat on their wives, but it's almost like you've committed some unspoken social crime when you complain about a woman co-worker being inappropriate with you. Look, maybe I'm happily married and I have been trying for years to build this family and all it would take is one rumor about a coworker to destroy my marriage. That's a crappy situation to be in when you're a guy.

[@andrewolivetreemixing]

Whoa, being indoctrinated in an office environment is probably one of the major reasons people are so weird today. I never thought of that

[@manreclaimed232]

'There is a lot of sexual harassment in offices'. Define 'a lot'. There is even more sexual provocation!

[@mackenzieduffy2003]

joe genuinely being curious as to what "fine" means and her strolling along like a casual evening HAHAHAHA they will never know

[@michaelhaas1298]

My wife works in an office full of men and women, if I caught her screwing around our marriage would be OVER. PERIOD.

[@Kal-El207]

That’s on god. And I guarantee you she is definitely talking with a guy or guy(s) there. Ask her and see what she says. Don’t even ask angrily. Ask curiously and watch the answers you get.

[@_MaryStuart]

I was a supervisor at Walmart and my partner was an associate under me when I got transferred to his area, we started dating secretly very shortly after I got to his area and we’ve been together for over two years now, totally life partners. I ended up having to transfer stores because other managers saw him walking me to my car one night (for my safety, not for any sexual reason). But the store manager had in the past gotten someone under him pregnant and got bailed out, so he bailed me out and let me transfer.

[@jessewilson2061]

I love that he brings up the vast difference in how we all need to react in different situations and workplaces.

[@KerrBox92]

having guys say creepy shit is definitely an issue, but have you ever been on the receiving end of a woman lying to your supervisor, saying that you did that kind of shit? once you do go through that, THAT is the real issue, the fact that some people are dishonest, and it's your word against theirs, you are guilty until proven innocent

[@AliTheBakedDovahkiin]

How could someone with such reasonable views on men and women say such horrible things about men in her comedies?

[@mattsimmons3580]

chill, someones comedy bit doesn't always reflect their actual viewpoints.

[@theera5145]

Because the horrible things she says about men are just supposed to be funny. Comedy is about jokes people how the fuck have we forgotten this???

[@theera5145]

jadehelm288 0 no it’s not, this is rational society. Christianity is dead, science killed it, and it’s never coming back unless you don’t agree with science lol. Otherwise just keep telling yourself the earth is 7000 years old and stop asking questions.

[@brandonrox221]

@@theera5145 science isn't as strong as it once was. I hate this but it's true. You have too many individuals in our population that choose to ignore science or facts. Makes no sense but it's happening.

[@MontyQueues]

it's nice to listen to a woman that seems authentic also nice hearing from the female perspective, i enjoyed this clip it's a shame there are some durps in the comments

[@electricblue2920]

Watch her "shout your abortion" clip, she's disgusting

[@sliceofjoy3589]

The former GM of our Hotel started a relationship with his secretary, they are now over 40 years married, he was married at the time and the company fired him, he than pursued wrongful dismissal and won, he was kept on and he retired from the company after 60 years of work.

[@allkindsamusicchick]

Be a good person...choose the janitor??? NOOOO! LOL

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

So nice of Joe to have that kid from mask on the podcast.

[@marcorodriguez7694]

OMG!!

[@jamesgarrett2928]

13:12 they're flirting so hard and arranging their affair amongst the jokes and laughs lmao

[@Organicmann]

1312

[@ProfGlitch]

ACAB

[@sabotagedali6006]

I worked in a call centre once. The toilets had 'do not disturb' signs 🤣

[@camelprotector]

"Sure" and "fine" were OK words until women came along.