Joe Rogan Experience

[@AdamMantra]

Joe Rogan - "5, 4, 3, 2, 1." 2 second pause Joey Diaz - "The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it he inhaled it. He was a chinese man. He was a very great man." Amazing start.

[@RBravo82]

I thought I'd somehow dragged and skipped an hour

[@emekabronson8697]

Chinese Emperor Shen Nung in 2737 B.C. (#AlphaIQ)

[@itsall_legal]

Science

[@emekabronson8697]

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellow_River_civilization

[@EMESYOO32]

I accidentally clicked on this. If it didn’t start like that I woulda left. Dope Podcast.

[@oxygensilver4563]

Let me tell you something Joe Rogan

[@joshamaya196]

Joe "let me tell you something" Rogan. Placement is everything

[@VonTelevision]

😂

[@Liam021]

@@joshamaya196 you fucked up so bad oh dear.

[@BIG_TOE]

Lemme tell you something dawg.

[@Red-Mush]

Joey “Joe Rogan” Diaz

[@Calamansiboi]

Joe rogan and joey diaz are like the 2 uncles you would listen to at a family gathering

[@guyonDmoon]

komasi agader OMG yes

[@DubKc]

Everybody can relate to this!

[@STR8graff]

Crazy accurate lol

[@DrCooch]

You ever have someone talk to you but it feels like you don't exist and they're just talking through you ?

[@Calamansiboi]

@@DrCooch got damn ?? dats beyond me

[@s4mcote]

Man this podcast went by so fast. Joey Diaz is so authentic, so interesting, and he’s an extremely gifted storyteller. He’s funny but he’s also very touching at times.

[@Danleesixoneonetwofive]

That’s it. Unassuming humour with genuinely deep insights that are also simple

[@kylemossi]

Dude.....VERY gifted story teller. I love his stories. So real, he paints such a vivid picture.

[@chimado2107]

I have a conspiracy question for who ever cares to know just ask lol

[@PSYCKYO]

uh how would you even know if you were asked? It's not like you get notifications, I know I don't so even if you replied to this I'd never see it so not sure what your comment is for/about @@chimado2107

[@LanceSmith-ip7hk]

😅😮rere we we were we we eere we e

[@matthewpennington7935]

Joe: He got high and a bird started talking to him. Diaz: whatayagunnado

[@dm3619]

Matthew Pennington 😂

[@travisramirez7143]

I read this the exact time it was being said on the vid lmaooo

[@xawesome1992x]

@@travisramirez7143 me too it was PERFECT

[@bentremy]

Matthew Pennington 😂😂😂

[@lukevaldez1397]

@@travisramirez7143 Whoa that's crazy you said that, I read the soukalamink comment by Justin McCoy right when Joey said it haha funny coincidence. 😁

[@monicaduconge293]

Joe Rogan: “Phenomenal” Joey Diaz: “Tremendous”

[@kaji6874]

Such a joey type of word.

[@gabrielnagy595]

tremendous

[@brandonator1337]

Phenomenal 👌🏻👌🏻

[@theopenmouth9695]

duality of man

[@og_jakey]

@@theopenmouth9695 damn straight, son. So glad real duality like this exists in todays media.

[@bradleyseidel2800]

2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends

[@constantinbarbu.]

true enough, atfirst you gotta tell shit to each other then see how they been

[@MrSkater169]

Legends

[@belleellis5954]

constantin barbu is

[@KameleonPlays]

18:17

[@charrilynmartinez9434]

Me: The fly by my ear: 27:20

[@Kronwalled55270]

100 more years of Joey Diaz. Keep him alive no matter what it takes

[@joecasual2952]

I cant stand Joey Diaz. He is the reason all TVs have an off switch, and all comedy clubs have an exit door.

[@triippy...6476]

@@joecasual2952 then why the hell are you watching? go get a life and get off of the internet, son

[@bentaber8814]

@@joecasual2952 why are you here then?

[@darragh_1805]

@@bentaber8814 he ignored you

[@spookytwink420]

long live tha goat i say he makes it to 90

[@joshuavanwinkle3192]

Joey is the only guest that turns their head and talks to Jamie. I like that

[@Gray-om1bj]

maybe its a story teller thing

[@oneaboveall1895]

Try and watch more JRE von bravo Alex all look at jamie

[@joshuavanwinkle3192]

Yeah you're right, eddie, Alex and joey all actually talk to jamie instead of just to joe

[@manuelreeves9211]

Joey wants everyone's attention. Hes that loveable mobster.

[@GAB-vq7re]

I keep waiting for the JRE Podcast with guest Jamie. I don't know who's going to monitor the equipment and computer in his stead but I would definitely watch that podcast

[@tobykeefe552]

Joey Diaz is either the quietest person ever or the loudest person ever

[@xxanonymousbeastxx5566]

So True

[@MTWrestlingReview]

Hears everything but speaks his mind

[@ProofScopes]

I like when he talks quiet... reminds me of vin diesel.

[@mikemaniaci8529]

I like Joey's deep raspy whisper when he "takes you on a journey" into the murky cocaine underworld of his youth. He paints such a vivid picture

[@ProofScopes]

Mike Maniaci I honestly think he would make an amazing voice actor for animated films and CGI films... he has such a chilling and addictive voice.

[@theosavage5896]

Joey Diaz doesn’t just come for Joe, he’s one of the rare ones that get Jamie involved for real

[@CrippledMerc]

I think he’s just used to having Lee as basically a second host so he treats Jamie the same, whereas with most other guests Jamie is more of the show runner in the background who is looking up whatever is being talked about and fact checking if they aren’t sure on something. I do really enjoy it when Jamie gets in on the discussions though. He’s just another point of view to take in and listen to.

[@kingjaidyn1235]

jake the snake was on jamie ass in their interview

[@LordFootquad]

You talking about sex?

[@kingjaidyn1235]

Foot Fondler nahhhh lmfao jake the snake was just cooking him

[@bryanynf2712]

Him along with lee it’s so cool to watch 4 people that we always see but never get together for a podcast

[@jacobkean03]

Man Joey could tell me a 4 hour long story of how he watched grass grow and I’d still be invested. He seems like an incredible man to have a conversation with.

[@LovemydogWaylon]

It's the 15th or 20th time I've watched this podcast I've lost count and I'll watch it because of Joey Diaz

[@grantmcquillan3325]

Joe: "He got high and a bird starting talking to him." Joey: "What're you gonna do?"

[@Alvy.07]

Grant McQuillan I’m gonna listen to the bird, Joey. That’s what I’m doin.

[@brandongarcia4219]

I read this as he said it and died 😂

[@emmajayne682]

@@brandongarcia4219 😂 me too

[@Tezla-Coils]

“What are you gonna” do that shit was hilarious 😆

[@tammyannese2697]

😂

[@jpagan4792]

When joey whispers, it is very therapeutic.

[@shaydee5641]

Jeremy Pagan great ASMR lol

[@jpagan4792]

@@shaydee5641 agreed 😊

[@snehpatel7555]

Just like Steve-o....both have a low key coke whisper

[@WastedFury]

@@snehpatel7555 Low key coke whisper! 😂 Love it.

[@neilconey5440]

When was that?

[@vercingetorixavernian8978]

This is Joey Diaz's element (being on JRE). You get long stories, comedy, and deep insight..... It doesn't get better than this..... Netlfix/standup can't touch these Joey Diaz/Joe Rogan episodes...... AND ITS FREEEEEEE!!!!! hours and hours of JRE/Joey Diaz....... Its incredible.........

[@elisixtynine]

Vercingetorix Avernian this is how i’m passing time in quarantine

[@cewbalshatti9535]

Tremendous

[@bambomango9427]

its tremendous

[@DAVIDTORRESANI]

It's Free? Like free,free..or free like free...........free,free? Which free ,free is it? Cause it can't be ..Free.free.free .free...free,free. Maybe free free but never free.freefreefree. SO??? Which is it?

[@alfredoreyes8058]

@@DAVIDTORRESANI to many free's, u had it tho.

[@robnugent1678]

Joey seems like one of those guys who could tell you the entire story of a movie that you’ve already seen and you’d listen because his telling of it is better than the movie itself.

[@scizzorhonz7669]

I’ve seen/heard this episode in it’s entirety 3 times since it came out. People like realness.

[@00st307-m]

Omg my sister says I do this! 🫣 she says she never listens to my recommendations bc then she sees the movies and she’s disappointed it’s not quite like how I said 😅

[@luhgeekyperc]

@@scizzorhonz7669 yep same

[@natejones779]

Fr😂😂 hed be like “i saw this new spider man movie, you know he’s real dark?! Lemme tell ya this kid is a bad ass mf, there’s every kind of spider man and they chase him. BUT THEY CANT CATCH HIM. Lemme tell ya, he dodged and blocked every sing mf there” 😂😂 bruh I’d be so invested

[@tomasloureiro4801]

@@00st307-mJ

[@sustainablemma283]

an hour and a half in I realized I've already seen this one

[@Blessedup69]

Still good

[@ziigzagg42o63]

Too late 😂

[@xannyphantom8864]

I'm just always so stoned when I watch these mann

[@nytmare11]

I am yet to find out. Having Joey is my favorite guest. I will never get bored listening to the two of them talk

[@kiethenselmans7454]

Are you high perhaps?

[@twinsteel4935]

Joe: did you try melatonin or anything like that? Diez: I did cocaine for 30 years Lmao

[@davidec.4021]

This man is a fucking treasure

[@whoknowswhocares885]

That’s a big impossible attempt

[@Stevokeef25]

“Give me 20 turkeys and they can all suck my dick”

[@dutton1991z]

Tryna tell Ya .. Thats like firing BBs at a freight train

[@Ghettojaku]

@@dutton1991z got me remembering rapture with your KZbin background homie lol

[@GabriellaFloydMakeUp]

Joey Diaz just never, ever runs out of stories...

[@Ch9-7708]

the goat

[@BIGWILL_0715]

You heard his Halloween story? He didn’t accept candy.

[@IASP17]

because he probably keeps making them up

[@seggzslimjimz1179]

@@IASP17 some are but a lot are real just over exaggerated

[@mikasadankerman8832]

@@IASP17 Honestly, first of all coming from me. Who is literally the most BORING person on the planet, even I've had some crazy shit happen to me and have got some stories to tell. So I honestly don't think he's making them up 😅🤣 he's most definitely been around so I take his word for it. Plus he's absolutely hilarious and that's what matters most!

[@Hennessey_and_smoke]

30 percent fact, 110 percent entertainment.

[@JimmyR83]

Hahaha yeahhh for sure bro. He exaggerates everything but man I can’t turn it off 😂

[@panzerwaffen2873]

Even though you watch it enjoy it

[@levisvarela3735]

you guys too young to understand half the shit they talking about, i seen shit like that, i done shit like that

[@JimmyR83]

@@levisvarela3735 bro you’re out of your mind if you think Joey isn’t spicing these stories up 🤣

[@huntergabriel8875]

The first 2 minutes of stories were a wtf for sure😂

[@tos9395]

Joe: *talking about how terrible it is that people hit children* Joey: *dying of laughter*

[@teeman1326]

Which makes perfect sense. He was from a time they used paddles to hit kids in school for getting in trouble.

[@teeman1326]

"You say things that are just a waste of time, sorry but it's just a waste of time... does that make sense?" 🤣 Joe you are killin me in this one bro. Get me on your podcast lol. I ain't no celebrity but oh well. Nobody wants to hear them talk about them since they've been famous since the media stalks them and the world already knows everything they do. Alot of people would rather hear like to about their pre fame life and other things they don't already know. 🤷‍♂️

[@Daswassuphomie]

@@teeman1326 some one get tee man on the show

[@kennethbranoff1168]

@@teeman1326 whatever you’re smoking it’s stronger then joeys personal stash.

[@deideicareng]

@@teeman1326 joey diaz is only 5 years older than joe rogan they’re from the same time

[@POWERUSER-wy6bx]

Uncle Joey is the only guest I've seen who actually talks to Jamie like he's part of the show and not just a set piece

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

he acts like a set piece tho you don't even see him once lol

[@nass-3484]

@@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE maybe he just don’t wan’t to be on camera, Joe has Millions views and not everybody is confortable in this situation

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

@Pelinal Whitestrake bruh, never watch My Hero Academia in my life, I just picked the name coz it's sounded cool af

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

@Alexis Roy suck my d*ck

[@NadineLevi]

Don't forget Theo brother

[@MrGearsOfWar96]

First spoken words “The first man to smoke marijuana never really smoked it” Yeah I’m sure this’ll be a good one

[@SJ-ni6iy]

🤣

[@BlekJamal]

Never really smoked it , he inhaled it. 🤔🤔🤔

[@Cynical496]

That’s how u start a conversation alright.

[@DicholasNiaz]

You

[@TruStoogeDrew.]

Tremendous

[@jordancooper2717]

Love listening to Joey gets me through my work night fast

[@Twentyfourseven80]

brother, same here. im working my night shift right now just laughing my ass off... reallllllly makes the night go by !!!

[@jayrich6968]

Literally bro!! Got me thru the last few hours of my over night shift easily

[@JonesTheLad]

Yess, night shift workers uniting in the comments on a 4 year old podcast!! 😂🤌🏼 I’ve literally listened to this for the last few hours of my shift, and man it really helps the time fly by!

[@jackmoreno5988]

@@JonesTheLad night shift too. 😂

[@JonesTheLad]

@@jackmoreno5988 night shift gang Lessgo 🤣 #thedaysleepers

[@haark655]

“The first man to smoke marijuana never smoked marijuana, he inhaled it” -Joey Diaz

[@haiphan9181]

Then a blue bird came to him...

[@BrandinZinck]

He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man.

[@ChrisMakesBeats]

You couldn't watch this for more than a minute?? These quote comments are annoying

[@haark655]

VoodooBeats I’ve watched the entire podcast. By quoting parts of the podcast, we are able to enjoy them as a community, selecting some of our favorite quotes and allowing others to thumbs up if they enjoyed them as well. You on the other hand are a dick

[@johnfarrell8832]

"He was a very great man"

[@tophercortez7786]

"That shit that Batman shot at the Green Hornet, pedophile smoke" 🤣🤣🤣 thats our Uncle Joey

[@Luke-rt9bx]

Hahah “you wake up and your shirts all backwards and shit” that made me laugh lol

[@josiffexplosiff1]

That wasn’t even the best part. When he said “you wake up and your shirts on backwards and your pants are missing”

[@Seewhathappens101]

TREMENDOUS

[@mw3isbetterthanmw22]

@@Seewhathappens101 HAHAHA 🤣🤣😮‍💨

[@alimctaven7417]

When I watched him say that I laughed hard. As I read this comment the laugh literally came back up like I regurgitated it.

[@liquidocelot4118]

Joey is the greatest guest. He listens intently when Joe talks and then he gives his insight, and has great comedic moments. They don't talk over each other and everyone is there to learn and listen, it is great.

[@pauldigga5419]

Liquid Ocelot41 really? I don’t think joey listens at all. He waits for his turn to talk. I don’t think you listened at all. Joey talks over everyone or comments on something that has nothing to do with the conversation. Joey is a great comedian. That’s it. Not a good interview or viewer

[@krausewitz6786]

Joey's a moron. Easily one of the flat out dumbest regular guests Joe has. He can be enormously entertaining when he tells his obviously fabricated stories.....but everything else is just nonsense.

[@musobaby]

The dynamic duo.

[@Fartboy226]

@@pauldigga5419 yes but he could worse considering his age and where he comes from, plus he has the stories man

[@ganglandlandlord4349]

@@pauldigga5419 this isn’t an interview dawg it’s a podcast. That’s where you’re massively off point

[@zig-zagroller5677]

Joey reminds me so much of my grandpa's brother, unapologetically himself 100% of the time. Never change Coco

[@Gray-om1bj]

I've always loved how Joey refers to joe by his full name

[@jimmyd1110]

tremendous

[@ClearChoiceMethodology]

He does it to everyone

[@HaxelStranger]

Joey “joe rogan” Diaz

[@justinslang859]

Joe Fucking Rogan

[@scorp3x]

I wonder if Joey would still refers to him by his full name if his name was long like: Constantine Alexander Rogan 😅

[@IMYOURWILL]

I love listening to Joey Diaz explain the scene better than the actual movie. I would love to watch some 70s or 80s movies with Joey Diaz

[@saedzarei6242]

it's called overstating the beauty/importance of something aka hyping. the movie isn't that interesting tbh

[@mrsoum9135]

Goooodd calllll man hell yea

[@RunNGunX]

@@saedzarei6242it’s called Spanish people just describe things better than whites

[@JaySalinas]

Just came here to say that I usually get really depressed around my birthday, and this year has been a bit rough, but this podcast just really made my day. Thanks a lot to Joey and Joe! it means a lot.

[@JaySalinas]

Also thanks to Jamie; sound/production engineers don't get enough love!

[@hollowsun2407]

Hey dude, I know it's late but Happy Birthday.

[@michaeljordan1637]

Happy birthday bud

[@MattMillwardUK]

Happy birthday buddy

[@the5stacys]

A belated but sincere HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!! You are the reason someone smiled today. 🤗

[@Vicariousan1mates]

I love how Joey says the first and last name of who ever hes talking to

[@a.k.5901]

This showed me that Jamie doesn't have a last name.

[@nicolasv5184]

Classic Latino tradition

[@lucasfff1370]

talking about*

[@Vicariousan1mates]

@@lucasfff1370 and to, like if he's talking to Tom he will go "you know something Tom Segura"

[@lucasfff1370]

@@Vicariousan1mates hahaha never noticed that but yeah now you say it that is true

[@Nxghtmxre999]

“THERE WAS NO LOSING IN THIS F***** HOUSE! Do you understand me Joe Rogan? THERE’S NO F***** LOSERS IN MY F***** HOUSE! SLEEP IN THE GARAGE! NO DINNER”

[@TrollHiddenCave]

CAPISE

[@L0kie94]

You dumb fuck

[@isaacthornton3880]

hbn .@@TrollHiddenCave m.9...9n9

[@drakeandjosh007]

Time stamp???

[@salem2450]

@@drakeandjosh007 54:12

[@SWRDFSH3850]

Joey Diaz has some of the most authentic bodily fluids noises on earth. He should be a voice actor.

[@nyx4754]

Aluminum Oxide he is, he’s been in a few games like gta and mafia 3

[@nyx4754]

Mafia 3, they scanned his body and it’s the full Diaz in the game

[@austinedwards6716]

I was about to say he is a perfect match for video game work old man monsters whatever it would sound baddass

[@AcidicMentality]

I can just imagine "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN I HAVE TO SAY IT AGAIN?! I'VE ALREADY SAID IT 3 TIMES COCK SUCKER! I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT NO MORE ALRIGHT! MAKE IT WORK 'CUZ THAT ALL YOU GET!"

[@SuperCannibas420]

dudes nasal cavity is probably gone from all the coke

[@swag-jn1lk]

Something I really respect about these two is how polite they are. I don't think there was a single time they spoke over or interrupted eachother this entire episode, when one of them talks they listen fully and add on afterwards. Rare these days sadly.

[@IaloneAmTHEChoppedONE]

yeahhh that's probably because of the shit they're smoking

[@cutieboychase]

Uh .. okay

[@OdintheGermanShepherd]

Unlike when Degrasse Tyson is on Rogan podcast.

[@xxmojoxx2286]

@@OdintheGermanShepherd 😭😭😭😭

[@ThiccBoiDaniel]

@@OdintheGermanShepherd or when Tom Segura and Brent Chrysler do 2 Bears 1 Cave. I don’t know how someone doesn’t just snap at someone that keeps interrupting them

[@MichaelDerr-p7v]

19:35 ..... hands down one of the best Joey cutaways ever 😂

[@arnoldhernandez1910]

😆💀💀💀

[@timmygrace1]

Body language for 'no comment'

[@minerva6]

lol wtf 😂

[@ADHDSOPHIA]

He so high he froze and his face melted 😂😂😂

[@DevinDesc]

Holy shit 😭

[@qboro7182]

This is arguably the greatest podcast ever made.

[@Stoney-Jacksman]

The church of whats happening now..is much much better and less douchey

[@ChiefYona]

It is art

[@Spork.]

No the best podcast is the Alex Jones and Bravo

[@ellamayoxoxo9510]

@@Spork. yesss!!! 👏🏻

[@rubikquitous8482]

i think he just meant this episode specifically

[@christopherkovach2908]

When you see smoke in the thumbnail, you know its finna be a banger.

[@ghostazp3377]

Finna

[@snowman374th]

Ignorance is a choice in America. I just don't understand why ignorance is the choice people make with ghetto mentalities and then bitch later in life, because they're in the ghetto. And most never get out because of making that choice. Don't you like respect? Dumb people are only respected by other dumb people. The world looks down upon the ignorant. Spelling better is the first step to gaining that respect. Speaking right is another. This is your world you're choosing. I hope you're not a kid. The future is empty if it is.

[@brandona3939]

Snowman374th huh

[@snowman374th]

@@brandona3939 where

[@xatarskoftespie8844]

Man when do they finally light that bitch

[@xbaxepic]

Joe; “He got high and a bird started talkin to him.” Joey; “What ya gonna do?” 😆

[@alexanderblack6619]

BRUH this had me in tears i commented it seconds before seeing urs im still rolling in laughter uncle joey is truly is the real life big pussy

[@jamespaps4257]

@@alexanderblack6619 me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@spy44yogi]

LMFAO

[@captainroger]

Talk back yo

[@thehotshot8635]

At what time it is?

[@markpriore3151]

"He got high and a bird started talkin to him." "Whaddya gonna do?"

[@NASTYMMA]

They high AF too prolly😂

[@EMFObserver]

Joe Diaz’s voice is like a Diesel engine

[@sarahemikula]

Good one! 🙂I've seen comments referring to his voice as "an old Cutlass trying to start in the winter" or something like that.

[@BiggRippa]

Righttt. Chugga chugga chugga. Lmao

[@dominickbenincasa5043]

His voice is so jarring, yet relaxing to listen to at the same time… 🤷🏻‍♂️

[@sarahemikula]

@@dominickbenincasa5043 exactly!

[@AAPART]

@@sarahemikula i lovepaptreon

[@RipCityMixes]

This man has unlimited stories

[@wendel5868]

Joe “I dont have any other guests” Rogan

[@matthewerwin4677]

Because he makes it up as he goes. He's full of shit.

[@hmoneyp3521]

Matthew Erwin he just exaggerates like everybody. If you live through your phone you won't have shit for stories

[@pauldigga5419]

Matthew Erwin thank you lord someone else pointed it out. There are so many people that have swallowed the hook. Diaz is the king of bullshitters

[@pauldigga5419]

am 1 don’t believe everything your told. Try having an open mind. You’ve never thought listening to Joey talk “man, that seems like bullshit”?

[@MrOstang89]

Absolutely love this Duo. These two together are legendary

[@kieranb7747]

shame joe is such a mooked stoned moron who doesn't get jokes

[@KastroCake]

Get a life

[@bewaxo2328]

THE GOATS BRO EVERY SINGLE TIME

[@speakerheadz704]

Joey Diaz is a legend at storytelling 🙌🏽

[@ImGairBair]

This is one of the best JRE episodes of all time. Hands down. God bless Joey Diaz

[@Turdle202]

Watch the one with TJ English and Joey Diaz. Fucking badass

[@TheLostDude7]

Why did they remove it off Spotify? Delia stuff too?

[@valgoyt912]

@@Turdle202 yea that one was defiantly the best. On a side note tho the vibe in this episode is so different. In a way Joe seems kinda sad lol

[@theboogieman401]

Facts

[@RabbyRabbithole]

the opening. I don't think there's ever been a more solid opening to a podcast ever, it's like it was written by a genius but you know it wasn't.

[@BEDCORN]

Whenever Joey goes on a rant and runs out breath is hilarious

[@iem7252]

He also spits that white goo on his lips. disgusting. THen they have to cut the camera so they can tell him to wipe it off.

[@havenlew]

It's more sad than funny actually.

[@slipperyjones]

This felt odd...depressing. joe. High. Kite.

[@johnb9523]

Best guest, god bless Uncle Joey

[@ninobrown987x]

John B national treasure for sure!

[@teedawson6442]

Joey Diaz is a different breed his storytelling is really top tier I didn't even realize I was listening to him for hours honestly have a different type of love for him

[@Aztecia]

I’m only just starting to listen to Joe Rogan and of course, I love him. I’m finding myself deliberately searching out episodes with Joey Diaz. I’d never heard of him before now but I love listening to him talk! He’s got a way with words.

[@chrisgarcia8592]

Check out his podcast The Church, his account there are full length episodes. It starts off with him doin his sponsorship ads but they're tremendous.

[@5PYZ3R]

Joey Diaz and Theo Von are 100% my favorite regulars. They're great!!

[@LouSassoleSledgecock_III]

Look up Rogan’s episodes with Gavin McInnes

[@anneverna1792]

i agree 100 %

[@anneverna1792]

joe and joey are addicting to watch or just listen to

[@TheSektorz]

When a podcast starts with "The first man to smoke marijuana he was visited by a blue bird--" you know it's good.

[@chrisgarcia8592]

Anything with Joey Diaz it's gonna be good you undastand me? 😂

[@surfer1211]

*Every Time Joey Gets a Name Wrong* 23:30 - Saddam Hussein 39:14 - EPO (erythropoietin) - 39:33 52:17 - Francis Ngannou 1:08:24 - Prerequisite - 1:08:40 2:44:39 - Aziz Ansari

[@JoaoRibeiro-ue8ew]

Francis "the predator" Ungayo

[@surfer1211]

@BoatsNHoesREDUX Hahaha sick catch, I totally missed that.

[@surfer1211]

Also: 2:45:10 - Tom Sizemore Not so much getting wrong, rather trying to remember. Chalk it up as an honorable mention. "That guy's been a junkie for 2000 years!" Hahahaha

[@derekjohnson9807]

Thank you i got a lot of enjoyment from this

[@krmyne1]

4 years later and there's still listeners

[@michaelmiterko3167]

Hell ya, i've already listened to this. and i'll listen again now.

[@rangeldoesnotexist]

@@michaelmiterko3167 same, firing this up right now haha

[@martinlaferte]

@@rangeldoesnotexist same here lol!

[@johns9543]

I love you brother 💙

[@isopropyltoxicity]

Bro this podcast episode is fuckin legendary muthafucka

[@cpt.yeetismasterson5108]

The passion that Joey has with every story is amazing I’d give anything to roll one up and just listen to Joey and all his stories

[@rdog9297]

A true B.S. artist lol

[@jalenmoudy5347]

@@rdog9297 he may be guilty of possibly exaggerating in some of his stories, but there are still people alive and close to him that can verify all of them. he doesn’t have the time or quite frankly the intelligence to fabricate each story. it would quite literally consume his entire life.

[@rdog9297]

@@jalenmoudy5347 you obviously don't know any people from Brooklyn or Jersey...they are effortlessly professional BS artists lol

[@rdog9297]

@MUFC Nobody in 🇺🇸 gives AF about Soccer..and it will NEVER be more popular in the States over Football, Baseball, Basketball or Hockey

[@emilianogonzalez4867]

@@jalenmoudy5347 have you not seen joe rogans other eps where they explain that memories are just what we think happened so we just remember remembering so his and everyone else’s story will always be different

[@alexrichardson2033]

Squidward: Who eats cuban sandwiches at three in the morning? Joey Diaz: Oh boy, 3 AM!

[@cris1008]

Alex Richardson underrated comment 😂😂

[@kiroshi6414]

So underrated 😂

[@AXeLSade]

This needs more attention

[@ryanrochon8891]

this is hilarious

[@tylerdixon3290]

It should've been great googly moogly instead of oh boy

[@flushu603]

these podcasts are saving my life during this lockdown

[@brandonsmith1071]

Truuu

[@Technoirz]

Where are you Florida,

[@mrspursell]

Same!

[@whitleygail25]

Truth lol

[@cripmac7580]

One legged Pigeon Z hoto

[@x3xcution]

2:50:24 Joey Diaz Nonchalantly Ripping Ass & Not Losing Stride Is A Top 5 JRE Moment

[@0xdamian595]

Love that you marked this, haha. Cheers.

[@GRilovethisname]

I am so entertained by the fact that he always calls Joe "Joe Rogan" XDDD

[@chrispena8186]

I like when he says "Lemme tell you somethin"

[@Well-theres-that]

Known each other 20+ years still lemme tell ya somethin joe rogan!! Great story coming

[@lukem118]

When he says "I can't wait for Joe Rogan to visit me" @ 1:31:30", I lol'd hard!

[@castronatefit5754]

Cause he’s a true gangster

[@bobdillion440]

Lily Lopez it’s a respect thing like calling your teachers mr green or mrs green

[@nobodylikesyou856]

Joey has the memory of an ancient psychic tandem war elephant

[@apeman2035]

That is too creative For the comments section

[@dennisthemenace855]

Lmaoo W

[@JamesExcell-InterJex]

WORD.

[@CxdyCxdyCxdy]

Brick Tamland L M F A O

[@paiengames548]

Fucking mid sip on some water and read this....phone got sprayed lmao 😂😂😂😭😭👌🏻👌🏻

[@tonymonktano4313]

Joey's the uncle I wish I had

[@numbaonekilla]

16Mi Coco me too brother me too

[@youngfruitzberlin9152]

I have this uncle

[@numbaonekilla]

@youngfruitz we would love to meet him!

[@keplix5225]

SuperSonnyred I don’t have an uncle sadly

[@numbaonekilla]

Keplix im sorry your mother doesn’t have a brother

[@hensen5309]

My gymnastics coach, who has taught some Olympic athletes and knows people like Bart Conor and Shannon miller, only got 2 hours a sleep a night until he was like 50. He was such a workaholic, he would go to these gymnasts houses at like 10 pm after a long day of school and just sit and listen to them. He learned all he could and actually started tumbling with them soon after around the age of 26. He became very good fast. Some people just function different. He also became a stalk broker and kept the same schedule. He is a pure Christian as well. No drugs.

[@Anthony-iq4lf]

The poop, that I took last night and had some girth and was given a PHD, was perfect.

[@getgle]

nobody asked

[@hensen5309]

My daddy owns the whole internet so you guys better be careful 😠

[@SomeHippie69]

id love to be on a podcast with Joe Rogan and Joey Diaz, i like the life stories these two tell, its like sitting down with grandpa and listening to his stories from the past, just good times, man.

[@ianthorpe1925]

"He got high, and a crazy bird started talking to him". Joey Diaz: "Whuddya gonna do?"

[@MrBlitzkrieg1991]

😂

[@ikushalot]

ofcourse you fucking listen 😂

[@connora9]

Like it’s another day at the office hahahah

[@Quantum3695]

Ain't got no choice. 😂

[@flatsfishingonline]

Joey is a force of nature with recollective comedy.

[@abby999]

accurate😂

[@darthapocawrith1017]

I'm dead. This episode is of the hook ESPECIALLY NOW that I'm watching it in entirety.

[@WannabeSparky]

"It order of worst places you could ever be: 3. Hell 2. Delaware 1. Gary, Indiana" -Joey Diaz

[@rawdawgg2386]

Those are pure facts my guy. 100 percent correct information

[@cesarordaz139]

And Florida

[@timsullivan5283]

Fuck Gary, IN

[@mitzzzeeeeee3416]

Hell yeah Gary sucks!

[@RMS5006]

Stores, Connecticut

[@BiIlDipperIy]

I know you don't typically read comments but hear me out lol. There needs to be like a Joe and Joey podcast Forreal. I just started a late night warehouse job and listening to you guys, and Tom Segura too, you guys get me through my nights. Tonight was a 15hr night and I'm sore as fuck, my feet hurt, and I got 5 hours of sleep if I passed out right now before tomorrow's day.. I'm happy tho and I don't really think I have the personality to be a stand up comedian (I'm funny, I just hate talking in front of people, especially strangers) but your guys' stories let me know it's still possible. Anyways you 3 especially are a huge inspiration. I appreciate the way you and so many of your guests go in detail about your lives and make us feel like we're there. Again, thanks for getting me through my night Joe and friends 💪🏼

[@No-mn3bw]

I'm on 6-2 shifts atm, I know what you mean, makes time go well quick

[@BiIlDipperIy]

@@No-mn3bw For sure, I walk around with a smile on my face half the day looking silly lmao. Get that money tho, my brother 😎

[@bkurtz85]

Well you know Joe thinks that us working people are losers. Anyone who is working a normal job where you clock in and clock out and have a boss must hate life and are losers. And no matter what Joe knew he didn’t want to be a loser in life.. clocking into a job and just working for someone else. That is the life of a loser in Joes eyes.

[@ralphishere5756]

Oh! Slow down player

[@rustyshackleford436]

Agree

[@walterwhite3538]

Joey “when he died i lost contact with him” Diaz

[@sebastianalvarez226]

this comment did it for me🤣

[@DV-ld8gp]

Omg you should’ve posted a time stamp 😂

[@NathanSandersNDD]

Confusingly spot on 😂😂

[@Cloughbar]

2:43:40

[@j.p.foleyjr.6333]

Hahahahahaha

[@halfdead1380]

Best movie ever i saw this as a kid with my grandpa.... taught me what freedom was with this movie... we watched the best movies ever. Taught me a lot about life... He was a mexican immigrant... worked till 2 months from his death of cancer. He was a the fucking epitome of American ....

[@ivanhidalgo8632]

THE BEST RUN OF GUESTS

[@wilfordbrimley1506]

Hamilton ari Duncan and Joey all in one week this is the shit

[@MEMESSOSTUPID]

Wilford Brimley DONT forget Peterson

[@CodysFavorites]

Forreal all last week was so stacked. And now Joey. Great fucking run

[@jon_13]

That's what I to see, comments all agreeing and yeah fucken tremendous run of GUESS!

[@bluesr.virgillo8483]

I caught snippets of JRE in the past, but the past few nights I've been listening to full shows. I'm blown away! I've been missing out. I'm actually grateful for such a show: the guests, the subjects they discuss and the organic flow of it all. Keep it up JRE, and thanks. I'm feeling super happy to be american again. The regular media is a disgrace.

[@asavchillz324]

Yeah man defo missing out. Take it in bud

[@Bobin10101]

Gotta listen on Spotify, joe doesn’t post full episodes here

[@bluesr.virgillo8483]

@@Bobin10101 Holy shit, how long are full shows then?

[@butterphli3z]

@@bluesr.virgillo8483 This is a full show it's just he moved to Spotify because KZbin is a corpo website now days.

[@bluesr.virgillo8483]

@@butterphli3z Ah, I see. My logic module saw the duration of the video and kept screaming "Sure seems like a full episode worth of your life passed while watching.". I honestly wouldn't be able to make it through a "full episode" if there was more than 30mins more to it. On a different note: I wish there were more female guests. Especially women who play synthesizers. They're just great. Anyway.

[@noahmoore6513]

This might be my favorite Joey Diaz episode. I always go back and listen to this one

[@Imperator-0117]

Joey Diaz is a marvel of America. One of the most interesting dudes ever. He’s got wild charisma and commands the respect of everyone in the room when he speaks.

[@amandamcbride256]

JR: "he got high and a bird started talking to him" UncleJ: "whataya gunna do....?"

[@brandonmccoy8891]

I just posted this, but I said "man 10,000 comments, there's no way I'm the first dude to post this." I'm glad, it was fuckin hilarious

[@LiMCRiMZ]

I'll tell ya whatayagunnado, ya listen to the damn bird and go conquer some neighboring territories 😂

[@lolitapetite1413]

My favori

[@jonram7593]

“This silence brought to you by marijuana” -Joe Rogan

[@voile8018]

Joe “This silence is brought to you by marijuana” Rogan

[@ssroudyss9432]

@@voile8018 that's how all quoets should be

[@voile8018]

@@ssroudyss9432 ofc

[@BelgarionM]

And he is talking to Jamie😂

[@vividdreams8356]

Real people recognize real people and joey is as real as it gets. I respect him so much.

[@silent__nightmare4669]

How do I know your real?

[@vividdreams8356]

@@silent__nightmare4669 u dont

[@butwhytho____]

@@vividdreams8356 😅p

[@mnetzer6777]

@@vividdreams8356 Joe is a real one too. These two together bro!!

[@bradderzzcayford6929]

2:27:25 - *joey Diaz a couple hours into conversations* “it’s great to see you how you been?”

[@matthewwilson1981]

Its a statement. People who insinuate I can't tell someone it's good to see them halfway into our convo, are people I'll fight. American I assume?

[@traor.e8110]

MATTHEW wilson you sound incredibly insecure

[@b00gyman1]

😂😂😂

[@jessediaz1705]

@@matthewwilson1981 Autistic I assume?

[@matthewwilson1981]

@@traor.e8110 wat

[@Rose-vw6gt]

i know i’m super late to this but 1:48:30 i felt that in my soul, someone taking you in and taking you as their own, that’s the sht i need right now. i’m listening to these for advise and i’m getting more than what i came for. thank you for what you do.

[@BharadwajGiridhar]

So true made me cry

[@mattnepp6655]

joe: "what happens when you eat expired edibles?" joey: "same thing that happens when you eat expired vicodin"

[@samgarcia1606]

What does happen?

[@acos9274]

Sam Garcia I had some that was like a few months old and I was blasted but I did eat the whole thing

[@kevinjohnson7300]

@@samgarcia1606 it's like they creep up on you. You take them and wait, then you think wow these must have lost their potency over time... Then BAM! they hit you out of no where

[@VincentS988]

Expired medicine still works. Sometimes the half life of the medication may not be as potent but you won’t die from it. I believe they have to put an expiration date for legality reasons.

[@DirtSpud]

I ate a medicated brownie that was like 2 months old. It turned into powder when i bit into it. About 30 mins after eating it i was mumbling and falling asleep lol still got high but it was powerful.

[@3v068]

Man joey ain't lying about not knowing about damage till you've been smoking for years, and the first thing you do is go outside to smoke. I stopped about 7 years ago now and I've never felt better and even took that idea with weed and wake n bakes too. Best decisions I've ever made.

[@maximumeffort4237]

They need to replace Alexa’s voice with Joey Diaz’s

[@rowanmakesmemes7301]

He finishes every sentence with. "Ya got it cocksuka?"

[@randomdude8155]

@@rowanmakesmemes7301 im okay with that

[@kjensen6281]

Todays forecast: Tremendous!

[@b.elzebub9252]

- ''Hey Joey, what's the weather going to be like today?'' - ''The weather? The fuck you know about weather cocksokka? Lemme tell you something about weather a'right? Winter of '81, when I was living in Bumfuck Ohio on Dingleberrystreet nr 41a, in that apartment with the neighbour with the juicy ass! She had a husband who would take hookers back to the garage and slap them around while she was making dinner. Lemmetellya. We had snow this one day you wouldn't believe. Massive pile-ups everywhere. But you couldn't get coke there, ya had to drive to the black guys house 10 miles down the road. You'd leave 100 dollahs on the porch and this squirrel would throw a baggy at your car cuz the guy didn't wanna come out no moah, so you had to make sure the window was open, right.'' - ''Ok.. Thank you, Joey.''

[@user-gn4ts8jb7n]

@@b.elzebub9252 hahahaha

[@Papi_Luis2001]

Joey Diaz my top ten people id love to have a 3 hour conversation with.

[@RGMX92]

Agent 47 absolutely

[@sidneyshaw1608]

I think Diaz is actually under the impression that Joe's first name is "Jorogan".... imagine him thinking he's actually just thinking he's calling him by his first name "Jorogan"

[@dannyb20vtec28]

😂

[@richierich62697]

Nope. 4:07

[@sidneyshaw1608]

@@richierich62697 He called him Mr. Rogan, therefore he thinks his name is Jorogan Rogan

[@wendellwalter2865]

@@sidneyshaw1608 thats it, you convince me.

[@philipcampana8422]

That's hilarious hahaha

[@RosannaYC]

I love how he always refers to Joe Rogan by his full name 😆 This guy is so entertaining

[@ItsReplayBro]

Makes you wonder if Jamie has a last name 😉 😂

[@docsbuying]

After watching all the Joey Diaz and Joe Rogan podcasts it’s extremely hard to watch Rogan with Any other guest. Truth!

[@bey630]

I've been rewatching all of the joey episodes for comedy and just the intellectual episodes when the person seems intresting, dont really laugh at other comedians

[@rhino5250]

bey630 what would you recommend to be the best Joey podcasts? Like intellectual wise (i just watch clips and shit like that)

[@fabriziojimenez1655]

Big Rhino 420 episode 669, 1000 are my favorite

[@bradsully6620]

1000 is the best one.

[@steff0569]

1000 is really good, so are the ones with Alex Jones and Eddie Bravo. The Adam Conover one is funny, but not the way you think. Elon Musk one is good

[@princepride6923]

Nice of Joey to come on the podcast before he corners Stiopic this Saturday

[@jopo7996]

At certain points during this podcast, Joey was so high, we needed Yoel Romero to translate.

[@ATurbos]

lmao

[@thehh5118]

2:16

[@thetraveledroad1]

comment of the month

[@thetraveledroad1]

APE MAN no, he said not forget Jesus and the crowd thought he said not for gay Jesus

[@apeman2035]

You are right But I like being wrong

[@ComicVerseComics]

Please have more Joey Diaz interviews. Love these episodes.

[@georgegreig8054]

No please don't! Fuckin tedium!

[@Helvedear]

George Greig Fuck off

[@chrisgarcia8592]

@@georgegreig8054 go back to sleep Alex Jones

[@georgegreig8054]

@@chrisgarcia8592 At least you dished out a decent insult mate!

[@chrisgarcia8592]

@@georgegreig8054 😂😂

[@Calilou52]

I love how Joey said "my friend came to the show, you know, the friend I kidnapped" so casually

[@farwankhojik1750]

If Joey Diaz tells you a story about brushing his teeth , he makes it seem like a life or death story lmao GOAT!

[@iLLConscience]

Life or DETTTT

[@thebokan3926]

I always have to return to this podcast, joey diaz always makes my day better

[@mnetzer6777]

I'm back here at 9/24/23 bro. I agree 💯

[@RMS5006]

"He was a Chinese man, he was a very great man."

[@TyroneOne]

?

[@ajesco]

@@TyroneOne The opening conversation of this podcast.

[@TyroneOne]

@@ajesco i know but it wasnt funny or anything

[@garliconionshallot]

@@TyroneOne i thought it was

[@in_vas_por8810]

@@TyroneOne The joke/story was kind of deep. You have to really be paying attention and be aware of what hes talking about to understand it. From that joke alone you can just see how smart Joey Diaz really is.

[@PIXYBoy79]

Joe telling a heartfelt story of his cousin getting smacked and Joey laughing his ass off at the story is the funniest thing ever

[@jamespost6923]

Lol what's the time stamp

[@GooglyEyedJoe]

@@jamespost6923 57:55

[@dutton1991z]

@@GooglyEyedJoe hells yeah time stamp ! Fuck yea !

[@areal1942]

U know joe was pissed secretely lol that story was sooo bad joey saved us all from it and managed to actually make it funny just by laughing at tht shitty story

[@calebstimson5467]

How hard Joey laughed is sooo great

[@ahmedomar5748]

"my friend who i kidnapped" 🤣🤣

[@Jay44v]

Says it so Casually 🤣

[@JimmyR83]

Yeah they’re dear friends now. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@greekpapi]

Joey got good stories. The 80's and 90's were nuts here in NY.

[@BostonsF1nest]

NYC was a dump in the 80’s

[@El_Flacko_Feo]

The Kids Nice what wasn’t a dump in the 80s it’s easily the worst decade in American history all the fucking coke heads corrupt businesses all the serial killers

[@greekpapi]

@@BostonsF1nest You should have seen NYC in the 70's!!!! 80's were not that bad!!!!

[@omegaduckie]

2:27:00 the moment where Joey Diaz goes from a mob boss, telling stories, to a vulnerable human being. Beautiful

[@chrisallheartz3196]

omegaduckie that’s me everytime I smoke and start to overthink

[@w4g6]

What does “murt” mean or what ever he said 😂?

[@BLADExARTx5160]

Joey's laugh sounds like you're trying to cold start a lawn mower that's been sitting in the shed for 6 months

[@tidepride86]

While underwater

[@Here2shtpst]

Lmfao 🤣

[@balmuhanna7953]

Nikolas lima myCnhbv

[@Johnny1.0]

Lol

[@darekklich4267]

2.5 hours in "so, whats been up with you?"-- true friends

[@fatherhoodtherapper]

We've all grown so much. I found myself thinking joe is wrong at least 10x in this Episode. I rarely feel that way hearing current episodes. Amazing how far back 2018 feels.

[@MaliceFromDa4]

true

[@turn3423]

Joey Diaz: whispers into microphone Me: *turns volume up* Joey Diaz: *loud mouth noises* ヽ(ﾟДﾟ)ﾉ

[@BITNTV_OFFICIAL]

This comment had me laughing lol

[@sirwhitemeat9785]

ahahah bro u same thing

[@Jop278]

Turn the king of dad noises

[@isaacalberda250]

Time stamp?

[@TChalla616]

Joey Diaz has two levels.... whisper, or BALLS TO THE WALL!

[@dtown902]

Wow. Joey looks noticeably slimmer from the last time I saw him

[@Mmmleftovers]

He's on that swiss kriss

[@tucci06]

Yeah I noticed that right away. You can also tell he's been training and not just dieting.

[@StefanBorkenstein]

Maybe it's cancer

[@davidtang8904]

He's back on the cocaine diet

[@masonharvey5943]

dtown902 fuck you clown

[@Spaethon]

Joey is fucking gold. Joe needs to bring Joey into the podcast on a weekly basis. Once a week, Joey is the sidekick. Paid of course. I been waiting years for that, but no dice. I think Joey is funnier, but Joe holds his own. Those Joey stories. I would never fucking miss a show. And I imagine millions won't either...based on the view counts.

[@Jfbmu]

§paethon watch joeys podcast

[@robertosalazar9676]

Joey is funny, but he would get annoying for a prolonged period of time. Plus he is an idiot.

[@nicksutton9478]

2inchfromtheground brother....ur comment is fucking gold. 👏