Joe Rogan Talks Lion-Killing Chimps, Terror Birds, and More

Taken from JRE #1410 w/Ash Dykes: • Joe Rogan Experience #...

[@erichernandez8883]

Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes

[@Moodybootz]

Eric Hernandez underrated.

[@chicagoliightsx]

Lmfaooo!

[@1rickopotamus]

Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this

[@tristanfeinauer]

@@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.

[@ricomusic1619]

😂😂😂

[@78Biggmike]

Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.

[@sirnewb5750]

🤣😂🤣

[@smmp4367]

78Biggmike jamie is the sexy version

[@mafistowaltz4857]

Bloop bloop

[@silver3882]

Nice

[@colin2000e]

More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery

[@codinginflow]

JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees

[@gorillamane13]

Good

[@theblackbasketball]

Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are

[@danny8852]

@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since

[@mattclark5861]

You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face

[@BarryMccockiner]

@@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly

[@GameLorePage]

"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)

[@nawafoh]

💀💀💀

[@scoott8605]

Isn’t he 5’8

[@GameLorePage]

@@scoott8605 Nah fam

[@GameLorePage]

@@colt7526 Check your source

[@masonharkness6437]

He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol

[@JimmyTurner]

No shit

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

@Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.

[@JimmyTurner]

@Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds

[@kolotoure3995]

Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate

[@MasterPiece-rg7ed]

They are the best fighters!

[@lunhing5308]

Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂

[@evanhorn6658]

Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales

[@pawelkrowalski3730]

And the bigass birts!

[@rolando2392]

Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over.. We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud

[@pandinus1377]

And thats why we love him

[@dylanwolfe7972]

Or mma

[@Crakinator]

The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs

[@jayday1503]

The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people

[@Thros1]

​@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!

[@jayday1503]

@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

[@jayday1503]

@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

[@XXX.0X]

"eating a jaguar" too bad there are zero jaguars in Africa. Maybe he meant leopard.

[@jdh9983]

The chimps are so big they can reach over to South America and grab a Jaguar

[@jayvee4165]

I think he said leopard in another video he might of said it by accident.

[@pj1909]

Never let the facts get in the way of a good chat!!

[@sharpballer7751]

@@jdh9983 🤣🤣🤣

[@Takerofbootyeaterofcoochie]

@@pj1909 I’m still learning to not be a pretentious little shit and correct ppl mid conversation

[@cpaaretrofit]

Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US. Joe: must be like 30% of the US

[@ryanm5578]

The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.

[@Andres64B]

"29 times smaller."? Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."

[@dystopiapolitical2126]

Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion? Roe Jogan: At least a trillion

[@ryanm5578]

@@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.

[@Andres64B]

@@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.

[@paullutze9307]

I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about

[@jtmnavy]

Google image urself u lazy F

[@vipr1142]

I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.

[@paullutze9307]

JTsuits ok boomer

[@ericg1100]

JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass

[@samurailottery4052]

JTsuits what’s up man big fan

[@davidwallace5440]

"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe

[@Mr.Oldschool8887]

😭😭😭

[@mattthedestroyer2804]

Joe is only 5 7 tho lol

[@joshhansen5259]

Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short

[@niko6309]

@@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!

[@ernestinamarquez310]

@@joshhansen5259 😂😂

[@butchvito]

Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...

[@judogringo9974]

This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen

[@christinadiaz8097]

Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma

[@e.honchoo9596]

Christina Diaz dmt too

[@benisboy2697]

Instant classic. I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.

[@tdestroyer4780]

@@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.

[@devincognito8932]

needs DMT

[@theabstract4936]

this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever

[@lore2587]

Probably

[@uhhbam]

If only it involved dmt

[@thatsright3713]

Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens

[@hasoonnine]

Its entirely possible

[@momsaccount5042]

We need Jamie as a guest

[@PK__44]

We need him as the host

[@its_niko695]

i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen

[@garymaidman625]

Still not as bad as cassowaries.

[@jmz2144]

Looks like a Skeksis

[@gregcushing1716]

Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁

[@DeadBelowZer0]

All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.

[@nerdlarge4691]

🤣😂😅

[@FishinWV]

I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man

[@mr.jameson218]

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?

[@MikeB213806]

Joe: It's Bigger Her: it's 29 times smaller Joe: the WIDTH HER:🙄

[@YannickJacq]

Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre : 2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida

[@rushpittsburgh4]

Amazing comment

[@jacobkobald1753]

I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals

[@ACL124]

2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.

[@nivraMMA]

"Look at the hog on him phew"

[@bustingcheeks9566]

I wanna see

[@TheLordNovo]

Packin schmeat

[@HistoryandConspiracies29]

Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..

[@christinadiaz8097]

Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well

[@malbogia8003]

Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you

[@handyishrandyish334]

Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan

[@quinnmoore5985]

The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony

[@dirtbiker4375]

Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it

[@quinnmoore5985]

@@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol

[@PK__44]

Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭

[@ozielnavarro1807]

Classic

[@ozielnavarro1807]

Hahaha classic

[@literallynobody25]

I could swear I've seen this title before

[@FixedWing82]

Multiple times actually

[@AxeKick80]

This is Joe’s bread and butter.

[@nemskalk]

No, no, no, now are terror birds too!

[@sirsmokealot705]

Every other month on JRE

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@marcgiardina4043]

Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!

[@inquisitorfederov5470]

I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.

[@gezzapk]

Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."

[@jerseyltd]

Hahaha shit you ask siri

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@joelvaldez4246]

😂😂😂😂

[@28made5]

Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!

[@jiggnorth3593]

Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.

[@blanchy]

The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone

[@alexanderm3504]

Oj?

[@SAVikingSA]

man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels

[@howard1852]

Your picture tho.... why

[@ManScoutsofAmerica]

He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood

[@SAVikingSA]

@@howard1852 never forget bro

[@Zackarria688]

Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.

[@brokenwishbone422]

My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO

[@natewright3340]

Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan

[@elcappcollins8851]

Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan

[@chicagoliightsx]

Lol

[@michaelsoto1221]

I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂

[@tdestroyer4780]

I wasn't impressed.

[@boyo3878]

@@tdestroyer4780 Ok

[@dillon8140]

@@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic

[@adamwhite1662]

I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️

[@buckodonnghaile4309]

I'm couch bound with a banged up knee and I've fallen down a Joe Rogan rabbit hole. Endless entertainment.

[@kaleaba8865]

Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best

[@phracture]

"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant" "Jamie look it up."

[@prashant_kerung_thegim0709]

It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.

[@douglascampbell4993]

Joe: you seen those American terror birds? Australians: you have casuaries too?

[@Formakiwi]

I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.

[@BofaDeez77781]

I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators

[@ChampHatch]

He has champ

[@liquidalloy]

Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂

[@YoungShoLive]

liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!! There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao

[@liquidalloy]

@@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol

[@sonoftheway3528]

its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....

[@redharlow4522]

Nobody: Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier

[@SimonHaestoe]

LOL.

[@VintageFlowers]

8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.

[@RichSmithson]

New Zealand was the country that had the biggest birds in the world. The Moa were the biggest flightless birds to ever exist and they were bigger then the Elephant Birds talked about in this video. They died out around 1450 y due to humans (Maori colonisers of NZ ate them all) Also the biggest Eagle to ever exist was alive alongside the Moas and used to prey on the Moa. The "Haast Eagle" was so massive it could take down an adult Moa and Maori tales handed down through generations even say they hunted humans. They went extinct when the Moa did as their food source was completely gone. There were unverified reports of them existing even up until around the 1700s.

[@moistyhand]

The V titan was the largest flightless bird known to exist, and the Haast eagle wasn’t necessarily giant. It only preyed on children, not adults, present day eagles have been recorded to do this.

[@indigochild2.098]

ur wrong

[@theneet9528]

In sea there's a legend about a big eagle snatching ppl up too. It called garuda.

[@insidegame1061]

A real life rodan

[@itsmedre141]

They where still here when the white man first arrived in NZ, the Maori didn't eat them all or wipe them out that's false history but everything else you mentioned is correct 👍🏾

[@bigbong894]

Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo

[@PipoBones]

hed shit his pants

[@STRmw2]

@@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army

[@griffenatekevinbacon]

Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut

[@Nonessentialsquid]

He would start monologuing to a Trex

[@Matt-lx6cj]

when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming

[@stephaneclerc667]

Never heard of them but they're incredible!

[@ray.0409]

When the picture of the bird popped up, I straight up jumped a little

[@SasquatchHD]

"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020

[@jwallace5674wv]

"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏

[@matthale8090]

Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆

[@jonb2756]

3:28 "They have scat samples" imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶

[@lilmayo575]

Matching animals against eachother in a fight is always an interesting debate. Im currently taking bets for King kong vs Godzilla. Next round will feature the highly anticipated Big foot vs Yeti.

[@TheUsername450]

Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback

[@STRmw2]

i always referred to them as shit raptors

[@dankmemes2354]

Hill fuckers is my nickname

[@dankmemes2354]

To terror birds not me...

[@josiahdennis4381]

Looooool, good one 😂

[@xrfy5653]

roid dodos

[@JBrotsis1]

Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.

[@vincenzovieri3743]

North Carolina

[@aceheru7855]

Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL

[@nsq2229]

jbroti 004 just in america in general

[@aceheru7855]

Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯

[@JBrotsis1]

NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.

[@kevinostberg1729]

I may be mistaken, but I thought Jaguars existed only in South & Central America; and occasionally spotted in some of the American states bordering Mexico.

[@garymaidman625]

The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.

[@Mick0296]

This fact doesn't tickle their mystery boners though

[@BustaShenanigans]

5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"

[@mesicek7]

I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year

[@hvacinthecity9369]

Reminds me of the book/movie Congo

[@sillybilly666]

That Short Faced Bear recreation is at the La Brea Tar Pits museum in LA, I believe.

[@-scrim]

This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.

[@RichardCranium321]

The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣

[@mutsshnuts]

29x smaller than the US. Joe and Usman: thats about 30%

[@Mr_T_M]

Underrated comment

[@shogunfox7141]

Were they using Common core math?

[@Aethelbeorn]

Hey now. He does say he's an idiot every other podcast.

[@matthewmurphy4485]

I loved the movie about those chimps called Congo, was crazy then now knowing they really existed is nuts!

[@itza8334]

@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though

[@Boddah.]

You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa

[@ChadBenjamin]

@@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.

[@bxigtstreetboy]

@@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.

[@tomhawkinson2162]

Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍

[@Nastafar]

You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.

[@CardeaShabazz1400]

My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.

[@forwardmoving8252]

Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.

[@harsha1989able]

There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...

[@ej4458]

Can humans interact with it anyway?

[@SprinkledFox]

​@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion

[@fukkitful]

@@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).

[@infernotactical2209]

Joe looking at marcus is hilarious

[@love4boost]

Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat

[@Milk_with_chunks]

Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?” Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”

[@kemdawggie]

*crunchy djent guitar*

[@FirearmEnthusiast]

RIP AND TEAR

[@kjelltheviking6756]

Learning about all the crazy animals that used to exist, and even some that existed within the short time that humans have been around is fascinating.

[@callsignsaint1377]

Fun fact about shoe bills they are relatively tame in comparison to most other large birds

[@allninelivez7631]

Does anyone else get that tingely feeling when someone mentions a creepy crawly the size of a large object? I get the feeling that something is crawling on my leg or back with me desperately trying to wack away the images that pop in my head. I live in Canada and the only "large" insect I encountered is the Pine Beetle, black beetle or grey with long antennas. The tiny bastard that packs a bite, imagine someone pinching you as hard they can, maybe even twist the pinch. Lol

[@joshuasterling2144]

No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.

[@Bleek17Six]

Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan

[@keithharris5196]

David Attenborough has a full one of those elephant bird eggs, took him years to build

[@luckdragon1976]

Lol the bear has to be anchored somehow ?great vids as always

[@frameofmind229]

Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan

[@slimmike56]

Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan

[@themissinglightninglink]

says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"

[@gooniusmaximus94]

Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@JohnM-sw4sc lol

[@daffow4904]

Random guy: drops his pants Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing

[@paulgeary6511]

THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@xChimichungaCraft662]

Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan

[@JoshuaOtusanya]

If ur reading this, you’re a dope person. Keep it up ❤️👊🏿💯

[@johnward654]

Joshua Otusanya how about no

[@conormcmullen6437]

Thanks bro you too

[@jamstonjulian6947]

How did you know I smoke dope?

[@testodude]

shut up, baby. I know it.

[@abudujana13]

Thanks for the video, JRE CLIPS

[@joshmoon4430]

Almost certain that the reason the bear was on a mound was due to the size of it, and the upright posture. The mound is used as a weight to make sure it stays upright. An anchor of sorts.

[@jakobpeters6602]

Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan

[@nathanr2354]

The way joe talks about those animals is like that one kid that would make shit up to scare you during recess lol

[@tylergift]

I love how joe said there was *an* african lion that used to live here at the end lol

[@wu-tanggenerator9711]

A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely

[@HistoryandConspiracies29]

Impossible

[@KaptainKyle_27]

He meant a leopard

[@sonnydortmund1513]

Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan

[@mikalbohn6806]

Many years ago.. in the 90's... making me feel old joe

[@TheTbet]

6ft chimp, 11ft bears, ufo, aliens

[@davidfubuster1366]

the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.

[@NostalgiaforInfinity]

That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.

[@christianpalmer3094]

4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”

[@kingot9181]

Christian Palmer lmfaoo

[@andresvargas7650]

I read this as he said it😂

[@jessehutchings]

Australia pithecus 😂 freaking Joe Rogan

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly

[@scottnygaard2544]

He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally

[@ltrizzle12]

Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan. It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.

[@NathanLeeAnimations]

Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.

[@russkiydzhigit]

How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.

[@ltrizzle12]

@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.

[@chaseteter]

And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn

[@dylanmurtagh666]

Ok boomer

[@parham8279]

I don't know why I find this so entertaining!

[@tracerussell8660]

5:39 Marcus.

[@incognito7123]

Jo is so professional at introducing ppl to “conspiracy” theories

[@Master_Yoda1990]

What do you mean?