Joe Rogan Talks Lion-Killing Chimps, Terror Birds, and More

[@78Biggmike]

Rogan is living in the future. We're all stuck with Alexa, he's already got a Jamie.

[@sirnewb5750]

🤣😂🤣

[@smmp4367]

78Biggmike jamie is the sexy version

[@mafistowaltz4857]

Bloop bloop

[@silver3882]

Nice

[@colin2000e]

More like he's living in the past before the abolition of slavery

[@erichernandez8883]

Joe: you’ve seen the short faced bear In Jamie’s mind: pls say yes

[@Moodybootz]

Eric Hernandez underrated.

[@1rickopotamus]

Hahhaaa only rogan og's get this

[@tristanfeinauer]

@@1rickopotamus not really, it's fairly easy to understand.

[@ricomusic1619]

😂😂😂

[@ljamison92]

☠️

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

It seems like every other week Joe is talking about chimps and apes lol

[@JimmyTurner]

No shit

[@LennerPOPPADOPALIS89]

@Prabhman Sandhu yes, he is allowed. I'm just stating that it's amusing.

[@JimmyTurner]

@Prabhman Sandhu wtf are you on about? Take your meds

[@kolotoure3995]

Prabhman Sandhu take your meds mate

[@MasterPiece-rg7ed]

They are the best fighters!

[@codinginflow]

JRE made me afraid of Chimpanzees

[@gorillamane13]

Good

[@theblackbasketball]

Facts, I started researching chimpanzee attacks and I’m realizing how fucking dangerous these things are

[@danny8852]

@@theblackbasketball there was this news story and this woman owned a chimp with her girlfriend and one day 911 got a call from the girlfriend, and she was crying for help saying the chimp was beating her skull in and that she was dead. 911 got there and killed the chimp but the women was clinging on to both her life and her face, the chimp had basically destroyed her face. absolutely crazy story and has made me scared of chimps ever since

[@mattclark5861]

You should be afraid of chimps. They are ridiculously strong and territorial and will fuck you up with a smile on it's face

[@BarryMccockiner]

@@danny8852 not only is there a news story but there’s the audio of the attack and it’s fucking gnarly

[@GameLorePage]

"Let's assume they're tiny, and they're 5'5" - Joe Rogan (5'6)

[@nawafoh]

💀💀💀

[@scoott8605]

Isn’t he 5’8

[@GameLorePage]

@@scoott8605 Nah fam

[@GameLorePage]

@@colt7526 Check your source

[@masonharkness6437]

He himself has said he’s 5’8 before lol

[@judogringo9974]

This is the most stereotypical Joe Rogan clip I’ve ever seen

[@christinadiaz8097]

Conspiracy animal hunting hog talk..only thing missing is mma

[@e.honchoo9596]

Christina Diaz dmt too

[@benisboy2697]

Instant classic. I'd love hearing Rogan narrate some nature documentary for sure.

[@tdestroyer4780]

@@e.honchoo9596 Haven't heard Joe talk about dmt forever.

[@devincognito8932]

needs DMT

[@lunhing5308]

Lol it ain't Joe Rogan without apes, dmt, or weed. 😂

[@evanhorn6658]

Yeah well these things actually exist, or existed rather than religious fables and fairy tales

[@pawelkrowalski3730]

And the bigass birts!

[@rolando2392]

Ive watched alot of joes videos... I think its about time to move on from this, starting to be alot of the same over and over.. We had a hood run joe, will remember ya bud

[@pandinus1377]

And thats why we love him

[@dylanwolfe7972]

Or mma

[@cpaaretrofit]

Jamie: The Congo is 29 times smaller than the US. Joe: must be like 30% of the US

[@ryanm5578]

The US is 29x bigger than Republic of the Congo, and the US is 4x bigger than the Democratic Republic of the Congo. Cuz politics.

[@Andres64B]

"29 times smaller."? Smaller? Smaller than what? The correct way to put it would be is "1 29th the size."

[@dystopiapolitical2126]

Joe Rogan: How much is in a billion? Roe Jogan: At least a trillion

[@ryanm5578]

@@Andres64B This isn't a book. This is a youtube comment section. Don't be a pedantic butthole.

[@Andres64B]

@@ryanm5578 I wasn't referring to you, I was talking about Jamie. And only because it's a pet peeve of mine. Try not being so sensitive, jerk-off.

[@Crakinator]

The fact that terror birds survived from 62 million to 1.8 million years ago is REALLY impressive. Most animal families (the taxonomic rank above a genus, which is right above a species) last between 5 and 10 million years. Terror birds lasted 60 million years. It’s a shame they died out and that humans never got a chance to see them. They must have been some terrifying and magnificent animals.

[@P.Subaeruginosa]

You have to factor in they were incredibly well adapted to hunting up until the point they encountered hard boned predators, if dire wolves never existed we may be walking our terror birds instead of dogs

[@jayday1503]

The fact the people thinks that people didn’t exist when these birds exist is amazing… Most believe in the Bible but believe God created Dinosaurs before people

[@Thros1]

​@@jayday1503 so your saying that humans killed the dinosaurs and Jesus probably lead that revolution!

[@jayday1503]

@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

[@jayday1503]

@@Thros1 since your a dick and assumed what I’m saying I’m not even going to converse with you! Lame! Learn how to ask a question dummy! Your genius ass must believe every story in the Bible lmao 🤣

[@davidwallace5440]

"let's assume they're tiny, 5'5" 😞 thanks Joe

[@FrankAllBlues]

😭😭😭

[@mattthedestroyer2804]

Joe is only 5 7 tho lol

[@joshhansen5259]

Yeah you’re fucking tiny. No man should be that short

[@niko6309]

@@mattthedestroyer2804 yess!!! I fucking hate it when he says he is 5'8. LIAR!!

[@ernestinamarquez310]

@@joshhansen5259 😂😂

[@paullutze9307]

I can’t imagine how cruel it is to listen to the podcast and all those vague explanations and not being able to see what they are talking about

[@jtmnavy]

Google image urself u lazy F

[@nr1NPC]

I figured he was talking shit. If he saw the lion-killing apes, how come no photos? There is like only 1-2 photos ever taken of them.

[@paullutze9307]

JTsuits ok boomer

[@ericg1100]

JTsuits what if theyre driving you dumb shitass

[@Tokyosamurai23]

JTsuits what’s up man big fan

[@DeadBelowZer0]

All love, but Joe lowkey brings up animals like my autistic cousin did when we were kids.

[@nerdlarge4691]

🤣😂😅

[@FishinWV]

I am dead 😂😂🤣🤣

[@jurassicsmackdown6359]

So? animals are extremely fascinating. I'll take any opportunities to listen to/talk about animals

[@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466]

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 it's a joke man

[@mr.jameson218]

@@jurassicsmackdown6359 You're the cousin, aren't you?

[@blanchy]

The real Bondo Ape drives a Ford Bronco and works at AutoZone

[@alexanderm3504]

Oj?

[@SAVikingSA]

man I work in a body shop and this one hit me in the feels

[@howard1852]

Your picture tho.... why

[@ManScoutsofAmerica]

He scraps metal out of trash, in my neighborhood

[@SAVikingSA]

@@howard1852 never forget bro

[@its_niko695]

i’ve seen a shoebill in person, they used to have one in the houston zoo and it was notorious for trying to kill its feeders and being stubborn with breeding, its face was one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen

[@garymaidman625]

Still not as bad as cassowaries.

[@jmz2144]

Looks like a Skeksis

[@gregcushing1716]

Shoebill's are the most evil looking bird with their grin 😁

[@nateclark8208]

I’m not sure if i believe this shoebills are pretty docile when it comes to humans. Like why lie? Either you are or someone did to you

[@TheJakescott1515]

@@nateclark8208could just be a crazy individual. Every animals got its own little personality maybe that shoebills just an asshole lmao

[@momsaccount5042]

We need Jamie as a guest

[@PK__44]

We need him as the host

[@gezzapk]

Joe: "Pull up Jaguars fight Chimps in Africa" Jamie: "Uh jaguars don't live in..." Joe: "Wait Jamie, pull up an image of a short faced bear Jamie: *google searches* "short faced bear" Joe: "Oh yeah that one, this thing will rip you to pieces."

[@jerseyltd]

Hahaha shit you ask siri

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Hahahahahahahaha

[@joelvaldez4246]

😂😂😂😂

[@28made5]

Jamie really is getting good at finding things faster!

[@jiggnorth3593]

Joe has a history of getting Jaguars and leopards confused.

[@MikeB213806]

Joe: It's Bigger Her: it's 29 times smaller Joe: the WIDTH HER:🙄

[@YannickJacq]

Actually, Jamie did not see that there are two different Congo : the republic of the Congo (the smallest one, which he gave informations of) and the Democratic Republic of the Congo (formerly known as Zaïre : 2 345 000 Sq kilometers or 905 567 Square mile). BILI is located in the second one. I'm from that region. I can assure you that the rainforest of the Congo is mostly untouched and unknown. Ps: The Bas-Uele province alone is a lil bit smaller than Florida

[@rushpittsburgh4]

Amazing comment

[@quinnmoore5985]

The Bondo Ape can be found at most auto body shops. He's usually an Italian guy named Joey or Tony

[@dirtbiker4375]

Quinn Moore lol these comments are so underrated, most people probably don’t get it

[@quinnmoore5985]

@@dirtbiker4375 very niche joke lol

[@PK__44]

Don’t diss Joey Diaz like that bro 😭

[@ozielnavarro1807]

Classic

[@ozielnavarro1807]

Hahaha classic

[@butchvito]

Joe should start selling "Pull That Up, Jamie" t-shirts and mugs...

[@jacobkobald1753]

I love when Joe gets on rants about crazy extinct animals

[@theabstract4936]

this might be the most Joe Rogan clip ever

[@lore2587]

Probably

[@uhhbam]

If only it involved dmt

[@thatsright3713]

Nah, it's missing DMT and Aliens

[@hasoonnine]

Its entirely possible

[@itza8334]

@ 3:06 I'm pretty sure that Jaguars are only found in the America's. that giant chimp probably killed a leopard which is smaller than a Jaguar, i could be wrong though

[@Boddah.]

You're right. Jaguars = South America, leopards = Africa

[@ChadBenjamin]

@@Boddah. Leopards are also found in most of Asia. They are notorious man-eaters in India.

[@bxigtstreetboy]

@@Boddah. Jaguars actually live in North and Central America too. You'd be amazed to know they were plentiful once in Texas.

[@tomhawkinson2162]

Time Flies I was just about to type the same thing but decided to see if someone beat me to it first. Ya got me👍

[@Nastafar]

You are correct. Jaguars are a North, Central and South American species and not native to Africa so it must have been an African leopard. When all the continents were united as Pangea there may have been multi-continental species inhabiting everywhere throughout the world.

[@liquidalloy]

Joe: "Congo wider than the United States" bruh, lay off the weed 😂😂

[@YoungShoLive]

liquidalloy I know right?? I’m smoking as I write this and I’m like DUDE!

[@NearlyH3adlessNick]

Hey man us stoners aren't all absent minded and forgetful!! There was more to this, I'm sure of it.... One sec, I'll remember, just hold on...

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Hahahaha you got me laughing out loud. I was searching the comments specifically to see if someone else caught that.....lmao cheers, funniest comment lmao

[@liquidalloy]

@@sayyidshillingford6353 lol and I love Joe Rogan but he was so silly with that comment lol

[@sonoftheway3528]

its about as ''wide'' from north to south but, that's not what he meant....

[@malbogia8003]

Man. Running into a terror bird in ark really made it clear that the thing fully lived up to its name. Wasn't anything that was more terrifying than turning around to see one charging at you

[@ACL124]

2,209 lbs According to Guinness, the heaviest polar bear ever documented was shot in Alaska in 1960. It weighed 2,209 lbs, stood nearly 12 feet tall, and was displayed at the 1962 Seattle World's Fair.

[@HistoryandConspiracies]

Gotta love anytime Joe brings up animals..

[@christinadiaz8097]

Can't forget the hog acknowledgement as well

[@nivraMMA]

"Look at the hog on him phew"

[@bustingcheeks9566]

I wanna see

[@TheLordNovo]

Packin schmeat

[@elcappcollins8851]

Joe "look at the hog on em too" Rogan

[@michaelsoto1221]

I came to the comments just looking for this comment 😂😂

[@tdestroyer4780]

I wasn't impressed.

[@boyo3878]

@@tdestroyer4780 Ok

[@dillon8140]

@@tdestroyer4780 what are you some kind of hog critic

[@handyishrandyish334]

Joe- “look at the hog on him” rogan

[@marcgiardina4043]

Omg .....my compliments to the producer finally showing on the screen events being described!

[@natewright3340]

Joe “the Congo is bigger than the US” Rogan

[@prashant_kerung_thegim0709]

It's always fascinating to look at Joe talking about chimps and wild animals.

[@CardeaShabazz1400]

My wife's family just happens to be from the area where they are from on the south sudan side, yambio, and they have stories about those chimps. They are extremely strong and will kill you but they love babies and won't hurt them either. If you lay your baby under a tree and turn around and it's gone you look up the chimp might be feeding it up there. They said if you scream and are freaking out they will drop it...they can beat a lion to death though. Thye said that they use to come at night to eat from the mango tree.

[@forwardmoving8252]

Bunch of nonsense. They're literally just a group of common eastern chimpanzees lmao. That's been proven. Also, they cannot beat lions to death, unless MAYBE You mean a troop can beat a lone lion. A single chimp would get massacred by a lion.

[@harsha1989able]

There is no way it could beat up or deal with an adult lion one-on-one... It's surely an exaggerated aspect of the story regardless of it being real or not...

[@ej4458]

Can humans interact with it anyway?

[@SprinkledFox]

​@Harsha Rao You underestimate how powerful a regular chimp is. Now make it bigger- it could most definitely one up a lion

[@fukkitful]

@@SprinkledFox A leopards would body a chimp and they are smaller than lions. A female lions would destroy a chimp ( around 300 lbs).

[@douglascampbell4993]

Joe: you seen those American terror birds? Australians: you have casuaries too?

[@Formakiwi]

I assume you mean Cassowaries? Casuaries sounds like a hipster shoe label.

[@ChefTontu]

11:41 that's like 14-15 feet, most likely 15 feet bc that little stud it's on is probably like 5 inches thick

[@literallynobody25]

I could swear I've seen this title before

[@FixedWing82]

Multiple times actually

[@AxeKick80]

This is Joe’s bread and butter.

[@nemskalk]

No, no, no, now are terror birds too!

[@sirsmokealot705]

Every other month on JRE

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Yow the comments section got me rolling 🤣🤣🤣

[@phracture]

"Bondo chimp kills and eats bull elephant" "Jamie look it up."

[@redharlow4522]

Nobody: Joe rogan: Jamie, pull up the coordinates to that covenant galactic star crusier

[@SimonHaestoe]

LOL.

[@inquisitorfederov5470]

I thoroughly enjoy every podcast about predators and crazy ancient animals.

[@kaleaba8865]

Bruh the randomness of JRE is what makes it the best

[@TheUsername450]

Joe Rogan: mentions terror birds Me: suffers ark survival evolved flashback

[@STRmw2]

i always referred to them as shit raptors

[@dankmemes2354]

Hill fuckers is my nickname

[@dankmemes2354]

To terror birds not me...

[@josiahdennis4381]

Looooool, good one 😂

[@xrfy5653]

roid dodos

[@jwallace5674wv]

"Look at the hog on that thing" *joe glances over at Jaime for confirmation with a devilish grin* 😏

[@matthale8090]

Leave it to joe to point out how big a animals genitals are 😆

[@bigbong894]

Someone needs to show Joe Ark:Survival Evolved lmaoo

[@PipoBones]

hed shit his pants

[@STRmw2]

@@PipoBones he'd deffo be one of those players with a aids dodo army

[@griffenatekevinbacon]

Hed be rage quitting from kids wiping his metal hut

[@Nonessentialsquid]

He would start monologuing to a Trex

[@paulgeary6511]

THAT GUEST HAS A CUTE CLEAN SHINY NODE!!! 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@brokenwishbone422]

My favorite part of JRE is the "If Joe Rogan had to guess" segments LMAO

[@JBrotsis1]

Jaguars aren’t found in the Congo, only South America.

[@vincenzovieri3743]

North Carolina

[@aceheru7855]

Nonsense we got aJacksonville jaguars LOL

[@nsq2229]

jbroti 004 just in america in general

[@aceheru7855]

Both leopards and Jaguars that are melanistic are known as Black Panthers 🤯💯🤯

[@JBrotsis1]

NSQ222 / true...I forget jaguars have been seen in Mexico and some have reported sightings in way southern TX.

[@SasquatchHD]

"Look at the hog on that thing" -Joe Rogan 2020

[@Milk_with_chunks]

Joe: “have you heard of the Bondo Ape?” Me: “I believe the term you’re searching for is DOOM SLAYER”

[@kemdawggie]

*crunchy djent guitar*

[@FirearmEnthusiast]

RIP AND TEAR

[@VintageFlowers]

8:51 What is that sound in the background? Joe also seemed to have heard it.

[@jonb2756]

3:28 "They have scat samples" imma SCAT MAN!!! 🎶

[@RichardCranium321]

The end- "lions & tigers & bears... oh my!" 🤣

[@Matt-lx6cj]

when is a joe rogan nature documentary coming

[@mesicek7]

I thought i was having a dejavu moment. Then i realized he talked about the same topic last year

[@sayyidshillingford6353]

Cheers to the Comments section. Never laughed so hard so unexpectedly

[@Zackarria688]

Joe loves a convo along these lines it’s his favourite subject.

[@-scrim]

This is the most Joe Rogan video I've ever seen.

[@BustaShenanigans]

5:10 "SHOE BILL BURR"

[@joshuasterling2144]

No mention of the Haast's Eagle, the biggest Eagle to have existed, also it preyed on the Moa in New Zealand. I regret never being able to see this insane bird, it died out before the 1500's.

[@adamwhite1662]

I love getting stoned and watching your vids man. It seems like these vids are the only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine. I love you joe, keep up the good shit man👍🏻❤️

[@buckodonnghaile4309]

I'm couch bound with a banged up knee and I've fallen down a Joe Rogan rabbit hole. Endless entertainment.

[@daffow4904]

Random guy: drops his pants Joe Rogan: Look at the size of that thing

[@Gavirael]

So from what I understand from being a biology major is that the reason these animals were so much larger is do to higher oxygen content in the environment, larger environmental range and more prey. This allowed for much larger mammels. Also in many of these areas during the time these large mammels were roaming different places on the planet there was less competition for food and resources. So genetically the largest and strongest were allowed to breed becoming enormous in size through out thousands of years.

[@rickh5088]

Less competition leads to LESS pressure for the selection of the strongest/fastest/biggest animals. Having less competition for food and resources leads to stagnation in an evolutionary process. With little to no competition then there is effectively very little difference between the strongest and the weakest. They both live and they both reproduce so the evolution doesn't lead to much (if any) actual progress. This leads to situations where things like sharks end up being relatively unchanged for hundreds of millions of years. This is because there is relatively very little competition for them and so there is little environmental pressure for them to change. More competition is what leads to meaningful evolution. There needs to be SOMETHING that makes life harder for the weak individuals and thus allows only the strongest ones to survive and reproduce. This is true of everything, not just individual species of life. Take a business in a highly competitive market vs one in a very "easy" market. The ones that have strong competition are the strongest and most evolved because the weakest ones are constantly disappearing. The ones that have no competition are basically the same as they were when they first opened because there is zero reason for them to change since they survive just fine exactly like they are. The constant threat of ceasing to exist is what drives evolution. Taking that away by making survival easy immediately stops evolution. Historically it actually puts things at a much higher risk of extinction once survival becomes difficult again. The last thing that you want to see in an evolutionary situation is less competition.

[@jmz2144]

Humans were also bigger

[@lh6740]

That makes sense. Oxygen makes larger healthier plants that have more vitamins and nutrients.

[@johnalmaguer7118]

Yea, put a baby in an oxygen tent for 14 years growing. Hed be a giant 😂😂😂 Really, people will believe anything 😕

[@ricktheexplorer]

A larger planet too, meaning less gravity because of Earth's size. That coupled with a higher oxygen content; yes you are correct.

[@wu-tanggenerator9711]

A jaguar in Africa? Unlikely

[@HistoryandConspiracies]

Impossible

[@KaptainKyle_27]

He meant a leopard

[@frameofmind229]

Joe "scroll back down, no a little higher.. Higher.. Ya right there, blow that up" Rogan

[@caesar7734]

4:09 The area of the Congo is about one third of the area of the contiguous United States. Its maximum width is about the same as the distance between Los Angeles and Dallas.

[@BofaDeez77781]

I’m surprised Joe hasn’t talked about the 6 foot long otters in South America that eat alligators

[@ChampHatch]

He has champ

[@slimmike56]

Joe “lets assume they’re tiny, like 5ft 5’ “ Rogan

[@themissinglightninglink]

says the man who is like 5'7" on his best day lol.. but I'm sure he wouldn't consider himself "tiny"

[@gooniusmaximus94]

Marc Neese he’s 200 pounds jacked so he’s not really tiny

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@gooniusmaximus94 the statement he made was about their height being tiny.. nothing was mentioned about their weight or perceived weight.. therefore, I did not mention anything about weight either..I do not disagree with your statement necessarily, but regardless, in this instance, it is just not relevant.

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@JohnM-sw4sc on the contrary, I can and did speculate that very thing.. well maybe it was more of a deduction but you get my point.

[@themissinglightninglink]

@@JohnM-sw4sc lol

[@christianpalmer3094]

4:35 “2 hunnit and 342 thousan sqaw kalomettas”

[@kingot9181]

Christian Palmer lmfaoo

[@andresvargas7650]

I read this as he said it😂

[@EasytheGoon]

Joe "there was an African lion that used to live here" Rogan

[@Syndrum]

When Joe @5:11 said "Have you seen that Shoe Bill Burr that lives there", I thought I was having a stroke. Shoebill Bird. Got it.

[@garymaidman625]

The Bondo ape isn't a weird subspecialties found only in that area, it is part of a subspecies of the common chimpanzee called the eastern chimpanzee which has quite a big geographic range.

[@Mick0296]

This fact doesn't tickle their mystery boners though

[@ltrizzle12]

Joe “I think the Congo is wider than the United States” Rogan. It’s breathtaking sometimes that this man gets paid to speak outside the scope of MMA.

[@NathanLeeAnimations]

Why? You expect him to know everything? Its his rapport that makes him a host and he doesnt get paid for it, he makes money because he pursued it.

[@russkiydzhigit]

How fucking brain damaged do you have to be to think that, then to think 29 times smaller is still 30%.

[@ltrizzle12]

@@NathanLeeAnimations No I dont expext him to know everything; I expect him to know that Congo isn't wider than America. And any 5th grader with a B- average would expect it, too, because even they would know how patently absurd that claim is. Joe is a burnt moron. He should strictly stick to MMA analysis. Talk about "CTE" lmao. He's almost as bad as Brandon Blob.

[@chaseteter]

And he didn’t flinch. He was way way way off and just kept it rolling. When you’re that wrong just own it damn

[@dylanmurtagh666]

Ok boomer

[@Bleek17Six]

Joe "There was an African Lion that use to live here" Rogan

[@scottnygaard2544]

He says they have footage of one eating a jaguar 🤣 Jaguars are in south America ,but it's ok he means leopards . And yes Billy apes are terrifying. And yes I couldn't do a podcast for many hours and make a mistake occasionally

[@johnboy4955]

Joes obsession of chimps turns into my obsession of chimps just like that

[@YungNic]

5:09 I thought he said "Shoot Bill Burr, he lives there" he lives there 😳

[@sonnydortmund1513]

Joe “It would rip you to pieces but the cool thing is” Rogan

[@plumbandsquare1]

Jamie must have "Chimps" on Google speed dial.

[@jimmikakkei3648]

😂😂Thats funny

[@incognito7123]

Jo is so professional at introducing ppl to “conspiracy” theories

[@Master_Yoda1990]

What do you mean?

[@AndiA666]

Lol poor Jamie in his sleep probably still hears joe Rogan “to the left Jamie,yes” “no no to the right Jamie” lolol

[@Gentlemenpickleesq.]

"Jamie pull up that video of a bear fighting a bondo ape."

[@davidfubuster1366]

the largest polar bear recorded was 11.14 feet tall at a weight of about 2210 pounds.

[@NostalgiaforInfinity]

That's like 10 chimpanzees and 8 gorillas. Fascinating.

[@xChimichungaCraft662]

Joe "The Congo has more landmass than the United States" Rogan

[@caseyd471]

When he said shoe bill bird I heard “Shoot Bill Buhr”

[@reido_dorito]

Casey D *s h o o t* *b i l l* *b r u h*

[@awakenedempire1442]

That’s what I heard too lol

[@MacktasticSlick_]

Same

[@Vramirez6582]

"Look at that hog on him" 😂😂😂

[@vaden706]

My Rottweilers skull is shaped like a gorilla too 😂

[@dxk2007]

You know you are having a good conversation with Joe when he is like "Do you know about this new chimp?" He is after all talking about his people

[@coolmaan507]

Joe buffs his head each week.

[@TRY208]

Azad Alam every day

[@evanhorn6658]

Your Mama buffs mine every day son.... Pew-pew!!

[@takkiejakkie5458]

Why does Joe Rogan accentuate his b's and p's when he's either wanting to come off as dominant or talks about primal animals and ancient drugs.

[@influencemc5770]

Ancient prugs?

[@saneman6188]

Primal Panimals Band Bancient Brugs!!

[@takkiejakkie5458]

@@saneman6188 Lol.

[@diamondgamebeats8826]

@THE GENERAL from himself or others?

[@sillybilly666]

That Short Faced Bear recreation is at the La Brea Tar Pits museum in LA, I believe.

[@cultofmalgus1310]

Joe: "subject" "Do you know about that?" "subject" "Can you pull it up?" every JRE I swear to God lol.

[@ezeakiodarmey9448]

I wonder how many screen shots of Ark: Survival Evolved came up when searching Terror Bird.

[@leeroyjenkins4855]

EzeakioDarmey i thought the same thing LMAOO

[@CadenceWallace]

I was just thinking that!

[@jakobpeters6602]

Joe "Look at the size of that thing.." Rogan

[@k20z3keith7]

Joe "look at the hog on him, woo" Rogan

[@bunkerhoneymoon2208]

i gotta wake up early tomorrow but im on a joe rogan "animal" marathon fucccc

[@countrygirlxo7188]

When I was 17 I went to Anchorage Alaska. And they have a museum there with a short face bear on display… this thing was so unbelievably massive, my head went a little higher then it’s knee. And I’m 5’1… in the museum it said they died off because during the ice age many animals couldn’t survive the harsh cold. Snow covered most of the ground so it made finding food hard for herbivores. Which caused a massive death in herbivores which made it hard for large carnivores to find enough food for their massive bodies. That’s why bears and lions got smaller, even wolves shrank to some degree. However with wolves they didn’t have such a hard time because they have the pack to support them. Other predators had to adapt in other ways

[@allanjim3]

This guy’s on his way to getting the full Joe Rogan Experience for sure! If Joe brings up DMT, balloons and confetti will fall from the ceiling and a mariachi band will walk in.

[@Jimmybringsit]

😂😂😂

[@Love4boost]

Think about if an ostrich was carnivores and still just fast. That to me is more scary than a bear, gator, or big cat

[@cloutmuzikbeats]

Joe “look at the hog on him” Rogan

[@jessehutchings]

Australia pithecus 😂 freaking Joe Rogan

[@danielrenoj1932]

1:52 I feel attacked😂