The Sex on “Game of Thrones” Is Way Better on TV Than It Is in the Books - Joe Rogan

[@drew2339]

"You know what bees are doing when they're not making honey?" "NOTHING!"

[@deadlock1]

timing was perfect

[@kathleenreyes23]

I died at that

[@filipbuczynski9905]

That was perfect

[@maidenman95]

Actually they’re pollinating flowers

[@Red_Moon13]

@@maidenman95 that's part of the honey making process....

[@setesuyaramoontreader9970]

A vegan, a new atheist and an anti-vaxxer walk into a bar. I know because they told me.

[@DrGiiZMo]

The anti-vaxxer part of this is so weirdly true.

[@l30URN3]

Setesuyara Moontreader *mormon. There I fixed it for ya

[@jurgenrembrandt1349]

someone without humor walks into a bar: Hey, its the same old joke over and over again. Funny!

[@ooferrell]

Nice lol

[@zombiemachinery4868]

Setesuyara, you've just told us that you are an adult with an imaginary friend.

[@Nowaknight14]

Wow, this guy seems cool he should start a podcast.

[@kirtically5497]

Yeah man I'd love to hear him announce MMA fights too

[@buckfuddy489]

Haile Hatcher I'd prefer if he did a show where he cheered ppl on to eat Elk balls..🤷🏻‍♀️

[@NIIIIQQ]

He seems like he'd be a good guide on a DMT trip.

[@Nutterbutter123]

Haile Hatcher yeah maybe he should do Netflix specials one day

[@DrGiiZMo]

It’s weird that Joe got famous mainly because of stand up and fear factor when both of those really aren’t very good. Happy it all happened though the JRE is the bees knees.

[@Wynter_Heat]

i love how he pulled the fake hippie hair behind his ear on his way down to praise the bee. HE'S SO PASSIONATE and aggressive i love it.

[@sbaxter3252]

I stopped what I was doing just to watch that 😂

[@Wynter_Heat]

@@sbaxter3252 lol it was so in character...like i was mad impressed!!!

[@josuastangl7140]

5:29 too funny

[@ing360]

Wynter Heat I loved everything about this!

[@jasoneaton4520]

Wynter Heat but when he mentioned killing chickens it went cold silent. Because all beings tremble before death.

[@crixsoul29]

Is this Joe Rogan? He's funnier in the book.

[@Geerant37]

Gerhard Angeles I bet you don’t eat honey too

[@sibsart2039]

Kaushik Gameplays he’s just adding to the joke bro

[@seanfinn1046]

I always opt for reading the transcripts of JRE. It makes the experience more vivid in my mind.

[@victorvill3812]

I listen to the audiobook.

[@avreeves]

LMAO that was a good one.

[@goodfella7771]

I don’t know who this dude is but his ted talk is very loud ..

[@imhatchmantoo]

Lol

[@LISLE777]

That got me hahaha

[@ryanpitcher64]

Best comment.

[@TheArchiveOwl]

Oh my God. The perfect comment. I never thought I'd see the day.

[@northstar2621]

Lmao

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

The white mans honey factory got me!

[@mikabass]

Same

[@Wynter_Heat]

me toooooo😆

[@dakotachenoa474]

hahaha I died hahahhahaha

[@partyhardwithme]

Why can't black men have bee slaves?, that's so biased

[@Wynter_Heat]

partyhardwithme he’s not a black man...therefore his first projection would be SELF projection. Why did he not say Asian or Russian or Irish or British or...........

[@lj7616]

Joe Rogan: Vegans HAVE to tell you they are vegan! Also, Joe Rogan everyday: I eat elk

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Ever had elk? It's pretty good.

[@НиколайНиколов-ф2щ]

That's crazy man but have you ever tried DMT?

[@cloud218]

Николай Николов on weed!?

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

@@cloud218 I call that dweet.

[@UrineDeity]

@T O admitting to hypocrisy just to own the libs

[@Deuce_B]

Joe’s dog voice sounds a little like Seth Rogen 😂

[@mohdip]

🤣🤣💯

[@benjamincox4211]

Deuce B I backed it up and now I can’t unhear it

[@sazger]

Thought the same thing

[@millies1264]

Guys... He actually sounded EXACTLY like Carlos Mencia.... Which I'm not so sure Joe would like hearing considering their past, but dude, JUST like Carlos Mencia. Right around 3:10.

[@amaturearcadia]

He reminds me of Roe Jogan

[@ktbrunner1862]

This should be titled “Joe Rogan Yells About Vegans for 7 Minutes”

[@Kinobambino]

Lol yeah

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

I'd still watch it.

[@NN1982nn]

did that hurt your little vegan fellings ?

[@ktbrunner1862]

@@NN1982nn it was funny lol

[@jonskislo1]

@@NN1982nn nah not really

[@TekkaSage]

Fact that there is no book for season 8 is better than the fact season 8 exists as it is. Literally the idea that there is no ending is better than the HBO ending of Game of Thrones.

[@twilightgardenspresentatio6384]

TekkaSage but is that really an ending? Han shot first.

[@TekkaSage]

@@twilightgardenspresentatio6384 I'll take no ending to garbage. Btw, Disney - the last Jedi is trash. Prove me wrong.

[@SpoilerAlert__]

@@TekkaSage star wars in general is trash. But not everyone likes mythical bullshit

[@wylinout2257]

@@TekkaSage Agreed 💯 👍 Totally trash!!! Sad sad thing

[@grizzlymang1930]

"Uhhh they made one bad season out of 8 the books better" no it's not

[@Preacher_.]

To be fair to Joe Rogan, this Special came out *BEFORE* Season 8 GoT.

[@user-gt6ye8cr4z]

When was this

[@lights84]

oh man this was from a special? It had a couple funny lines, but oof

[@Preacher_.]

@@user-gt6ye8cr4z The Special is called Rocky Mountain High and it's from late 2014. If you have a VPN you can watch it for free on Comedy Central's Autralia website. www.comedycentral.com.au/joe-rogan-rocky-mountain-high/videos/joe-rogan-rocky-mountain-high

[@sholtzi2593]

Netflix: Are you still watching? Someone's Daughter: 3:10

[@lifestooreal1887]

Comments like this are very overlooked sometimes. I laughed good at that one

[@neomosima1973]

🤣😭

[@roadrunnert3329]

😂😂😂😂

[@dumatician]

"You really think it's cool those bees just work for people?" That voice was so perfect, we all know that guy

[@ReginaldForman]

Hahaha facts. That dude i know popped in my head immediately.

[@LordZevv]

It's more accurate to call any meat farm "live stock slavery" . Bee's naturally make honey. Live stock slavery and Bee exploitation sounds better

[@renegade5214]

Who is that guy?

[@MadsterV]

several

[@RandomFilmmaker]

Vegans who don't eat honey were all voice actors in Bee Movie

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Is that why is sucked?

[@Fenksta]

and now they're all voiced by Chris Pratt

[@lutzaurahs1445]

german joke: "you have a group of 100. One is a vegan. How do you know who it is?.... He will tell you"

[@robbaholic]

Leave it up to a German to feel the need to point out that it's a German joke.

[@Flying_Spaghetti_Monster]

Deutsche: Diese Kommentarsektion ist nun Staatseigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland.

[@tyrrian2520]

Funnier than all of rogans jokes. And it’s German.

[@RHIV21]

Dude, those pushing back the long hair with one hand motions had me dying

[@MyFukinBass]

The dog milk almost makes me fall off of bed 😂

[@ManScoutsofAmerica]

I call my wife’s vegan ice cream “polish water ice”. Her maiden name has too many consonants in it.

[@gangstaflamingo]

This was the first time i liked joe’s comedy

[@sas4l176]

Bro swear thought i was the only one who never really thought Joe was funny i love his podcast but i just don't think he's funny idk

[@kdeeznuttz]

Your craft will(should) improve with time.

[@gangstaflamingo]

Sas4l exactly

[@jacobtacosta]

Sas4l I find that really common. I find Chris Delia, Bert, and Theo hilarious, but not a fan of their standup.

[@zombockerman]

I agree, this was really his best

[@d13lzebub]

I've done a vegetarian diet for over 5 years and a plant based one for months at a time and even I agree with his takes on vegans. The moral absolutism they often exude is disgusting.

[@peterheins3836]

I don't have it in me to openly say what he said about vegans. I will say, when the facts are clear our choices become obvious

[@felipevasconcelos6736]

I don’t understand people who think being a vegan isn’t a morally preferable action. It’s debatable whether it’s a moral imperative or not, but it’s absolutely not debatable that killing is bad. It’s absurd to expect anyone to be morally excellent, but it should not be controversial that killing an animal and eating it is a bad thing, only whether it’s an acceptable evil or not.

[@seanmadson8524]

​@@felipevasconcelos6736 Can't tell if you're trolling, but either way, I'll bite. Are carnivorous animals all morally wrong for needing the meat of other living beings to stay alive? I would argue no, they are not morally wrong for doing so, it is merely a fact that they must eat flesh to survive, but you seem to infer otherwise?

[@Wynter_Heat]

I'm definitely going to start telling people to make another noise with their face!!

[@TRUEROOTS2022]

You are gorgeous sis😩😍 love the puffs 👑

[@Wynter_Heat]

@@TRUEROOTS2022 AWWW you're too sweet. Thank you king. 👸🏾

[@TRUEROOTS2022]

@@Wynter_Heat most welcome love😁

[@Wynter_Heat]

@@TRUEROOTS2022 🤩

[@rightbraind77]

Yep! best line :D

[@matteosaramento5440]

“But I’m still below you though right?” 😂 Amazing

[@Magnesius]

The ironic part about all this was that this showmanship of disgust with vegans Is way more in the way of a superiority complex...

[@jasoneaton4520]

Matteo Saramento but when he mentioned killing chickens it went cold silent. Because all beings tremble before death.

[@olisk-jy9rz]

@@Magnesius It's called comedy. But i suppose the comic shows you support says their lines with flat face and intonation. Let me guess.... you watch big bang theory. The perfect show for soulless snobs.

[@dtpiers6136]

The way he delivers that "NOTHING!" is fucking legendary.

[@cwbird12]

0:30 “I see naked people have sex and then sword fight to death!” Black Sails and Game of Thrones summed up in 3 seconds.

[@MVahag]

Also Spartacus was basically all that. Best show ever.

[@Skynetic917]

"Bad or good, movies nearly always have a strange diminishing effect on works of fantasy. In the end, I think it's perhaps best for every character, sound, and place to belong to the reader, who will visualize them through the lens of imagination in a vivid and constantly changing way no camera can duplicate. Movies, after all, are only an illusion of motion comprised of thousands of still photographs. The imagination, however, moves with it's own tidal flow. The glory of a good tale is that it is limitless and fluid; _a good tale belongs to each reader in it's own particular way._ " -Stephen King

[@TheBooklyBreakdown]

Deserve more likes

[@jimjimmy8900]

Stephen King of bad takes

[@shadow9774]

Fun fact: bees will leave if the beekeeper is doing a bad job. Bee hives can also recognize the bee keeper's smell so they sometimes don't have to use smoke at all. The bees just let them reach in and take the honey without stinging them.

[@davedavids57]

They won't leave the queen. In most commercial bee hives the queen has her wings removed and she is placed in a tiny cage (it's seriously weird).

[@beebop9808]

🤣🤣 Youz guys should never try to keep bees.

[@terragthegreat175]

"My grandpa ate cigarettes and lived to be 1000."

[@tonwu5055]

Joe just wants us to know he did DMT 😂 it’s like he’s holding it in

[@informationsensation9692]

But the fact that everyone knows he did DMT?

[@Cloud_Envy111]

😂😂😂😂👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

[@froogleislive]

Trust me if you did DMT you would talk about it too, you don't just travel to other dimensions and not tell people about it lol

[@gabrielschaedler5925]

“Do you know what bees do when they’re not making honey? NOTHING!!!!” That got me killed kkkkkkkkkk

[@timothyeubanks32100]

My wife is a surprise vegan. She has worked at the same place for 6 months and nobody knows why she passes up all the food she is offered 😄 She just doesn't want to be judged for her own personal life choices. Btw, I'm a meat eater. I'll eat that fried chicken right in front of her. She's funny because she wants to smell all my food. She's been vegan for 16+ years though. So she thinks she remembers what things taste like. She will have me eat some dish and she will be like "it tastes just like bacon!" And I'm like "it's good, but babe, you have no real memory of bacon. This tastes nothing like bacon at all." 😄

[@AlaiMacErc]

That kinda seems like over-steering the other direction. If I kept offering someone food and they kept refusing, it'd be useful information to know why, from my perspective. "Oh yeah, Mrs Eubanks the vegan, might not offer her the cheeseburger with extra honey-glazed bacon -- might want the carrot and hummus though!"

[@marciavox8105]

That’s so wholesome. However, I would like to know if someone is vegan. I guess I would just ask and hope she told me the truth. I like to express affection through food, so if she kept turning it down, I would feel a bit hurt. However, if I knew she was vegan, I would know what I could and couldn’t offer her.

[@larrylentini5688]

He almost couldn't keep it together saying the guy drinking milk died doing what he loved, living on the edge.

[@drakemendicina2365]

Ok people... the “this guys should start a podcast” Jokes are getting a little old

[@YourPalHDee]

Its all idiots who only discovered his podcast in the last 6 months presumably. He was famous long before the podcast and his website was a big deal before the podcast too. He's honestly had a pretty interesting career as far as entertainers go.

[@drakemendicina2365]

YourPalHDee I know I love him no matter what media he chooses honestly

[@delsinrowe2014]

Maybe you should start a podcast and tell people that!

[@ArkaeaFCL3]

Thank you for saying this....

[@Shlogger]

podcast!

[@DeadbeatGamer]

What are the odds that a Borden milk delivery truck passes by my window as Rogan talks about milk?

[@glennmcilvenna3142]

I love how his stand up is so much more raw and he seems less bothered about offending people

[@vitormartins5742]

"You know what bees are doing when they're not making honey? NOTHING!" LOL

[@shelbytomy07]

Joe "Need Cholesterol" Rogan

[@ykos66]

We gonna ignore his perfect Mark Hamill’s Joker impersonation

[@mizscience]

Don't mind me, just over here making new noises with my face 😂😂

[@fionna5342]

His impression of vegans sounds like Lumpy Space Princess lololol

[@theylied1776]

That was a damn good set.

[@donaldoconner]

He sounds like the kind of guy who would have trouble reading all the way through a 1 page take out menu.

[@bdcm1]

It sounds like you may need some calories.

[@humanbeing5918]

he just shared a ton of great ideas within a 5 min video. I think you didn't like him cause you can't take a joke. and also, you don't need to be a genius to read fiction - literally anybody can do that, and it is far from being the most valuable way to spend time.

[@LFPS0311]

Joe Rogan: "These people HAVE to tell you they're vegan" Also Joe:... ... ... ...hAvE yoU dONe DmT?

[@hugodecroix294]

His impressions are very underrated.

[@Vision_Voyagers]

I am gonna show this to so many people. Thanks man.

[@braideasegoat8284]

Joe's definitely right about the movie/show compared to books, however, whenever I've said that, I've truly only meant that I was absolutely LIVID that they chose to leave out 90%of the substance and

[@supremechaosbeing2696]

(the writing of the last word trails down the page. Braid'Ease Goat has died.)

[@Omerta-lo8wn]

Bruh I’ve never seen this guy stand up 😂😂 top tier

[@josecastilleo8425]

The content is incredibly well written and thought out. A true master at his craft. His delivery is a bit over the top though

[@jasoneaton4520]

Jose Castilleo not as good as most top comics

[@prestongarvey2988]

Yea but he does so much other stuff it’s crazy. He’s everywhere man. He started his career in stand up but he’s done so much other stuff

[@youtubecommentor2211]

lol

[@southpoundham]

Tbh he's probably high or something

[@MisterHughes]

Joe doing stand up always looks like Homer Simpson living his best life.

[@theexteriorminister6786]

LMAO! Joe Rogan is the man! 🤣🤣🤣

[@surfingxmummy]

“…You need to make a new noise with your face…” always gets me

[@meatba119]

This joe rogan guy should start a podcast he’s super energetic and lightens the mood

[@kenzopoe7050]

Rogan established himself as a Comedy Titan with this Legendary set.

[@Willbailey862]

Says the guy who has to tell everyone he meets that he hunts elk😂

[@ColtZero]

And smokes DMT lol

[@christianfvlog]

We need a new Rogan Special 😂😂😂

[@PAWNB3YOND]

Joe "since when did Joe Rogan start doing standup" Rogan.

[@PAWNB3YOND]

Joe "Before you comment to tell me he's always done stand up" Rogan

[@Willybobt]

I see what you did there lolol

[@RantTherapist]

Hahaha lmao

[@ing360]

I didn’t know either! I loved it!

[@arivogle34]

I recently started watching this guys standup and its the best i ever seen

[@Mrsingingdude1]

He's not wrong about the milk causing cancer thing. My grandpa grew up in a tobacco farm in Kentucky, started about when he was 12 and still lived to be 90 😂

[@NotSoMuchFrankly]

Milk gave three of my relatives lung cancer. Wait that was cigarettes.

[@SkullFaceNinja]

"Frozen tofu bullshit that tastes like sadness" 😂😂😂

[@CLOSPLAYZ]

This is like a kid throwing a temper tantrum

[@edtrom5707]

I'm have Clinical Depression, I am not a vegan because it tastes like sadness.

[@RoellKell]

Joe Rogan talking about elk meat is the equivalent of vegans talking about being vegan

[@louig845]

Wrong

[@j.gonsalves]

“How is cold but it’s warm outside?” 🥛 😂

[@jaydenmcdonald66]

This was hilarious but joe's overloaded brain couldn't remember that bees have a way more important job...which is Pollinate crops

[@samylemzaoui2298]

Yeah but they do that unwillingly on their way to make honey

[@_MARSyt]

Hey smart ass guess what, it's called a joke. You know, like, where the point is a punch line not semantics...

[@steelbear2063]

@@_MARSyt Blatant lying and ignorance are not funny tho

[@ryankersell2505]

even then you can still take there honey it doesnt stop them from pollination. I get ur point tho

[@keion_arknights]

Where do you think they get the honey from? Magic portals?

[@yourface3154]

Gotta love the hair flips.

[@doefam8320]

When he starts doing dog voice I started laughing

[@africaart]

Yes. 2:45

[@BirbalBonifaceMusoba]

"Call each other on the phone and tell each other how awesome milk is." so true... lemme go drink some milk now

[@LOVE..Sherelle]

“You really think it's cool those bees just work for people?” Do you really think it's cool that people need to work for people?

[@connermahaffey388]

Why so serious

[@jarlulfric201]

A rare actually funny joe rogan stand up clip

[@Donovaan]

In school, I chose to summarize and present the first Game of Thrones book. I thought I could save a lot of time because I watched the show. One of the biggest mistakes of my life. :'D

[@VMohdude-]

Donovaan lol that never works

[@StGeorgedragonhunter]

the first book and the show are basically 1:1, literally the same.

[@Staki6908]

"You need to make a new noise with your face." That's great.

[@shark6213]

This joke will never get old to me this was hilarious the game of thrones humor especially big fan of game of thrones and joe rogan. Perfect

[@parisluh5660]

Please stop, you are killing me with your humour! i can't breath while laughing this much!

[@michaelvendick2785]

For a minute I thought this was Roe Jogan

[@fisharepeopletoo9653]

They look nothing alike how could you get them confused?

[@michaelvendick2785]

@@fisharepeopletoo9653 the accent

[@mjhornidge]

6:49 "make a new noise with your face" LOL!!!

[@YourPalHDee]

I mean, the sex scenes in the books are pretty bonerific. I never got turned on by writing before Game of Thrones.

[@illuminatedzach4206]

YourPalHDee ahh the cringe

[@steelbear2063]

Reading through the sex scenes all I was thinking about was "Why, George?!"

[@MapleStoryShowsLive]

I was really worried about the beginning bit about not having an imagination but the rest was sooo good

[@mrt094]

Can't be the only one who is super into the podcast but not really feeling his comedy?

[@dragosdydy]

His podcast literally has millions of listeners and he's covering a broad range of topics with unique guests most of the time. Obviously, you're not the only one 😂

[@loweredd]

Sly way to tell us you're a vegan.

[@andrew6846]

Some stuff is moderately funny but yea overall I don’t love his comedy style. Still a super interesting dude though

[@tonyiommi2380]

I mean, his standup is not awful but is definitely not on par with his skills as an interviewer

[@flangelouder]

probably Joes best stand up

[@tarmon768]

2014 special... Joe Rogan: Rocky Mountain High

[@Vincent_Beers]

If you can't see what you're reading, it's a lack of imagination. This can be brain damage from injury or birth defect, but I feel sorry for anyone that can't actually see the results of a well written story while they are reading it. They lash out, because they don't know what they are missing and can't even comprehend their own loss.

[@TH3RIPPA]

priceless... this needs a standing ovation

[@Brock-O-Lees]

And now we wait for the book to be written ⏳

[@somtimesieat2411]

Joe's take on Vegans is like other people's take on stoners

[@noneofyourbusiness747]

99% of people who smoke weed keep it a secret.

[@somtimesieat2411]

@@noneofyourbusiness747 no.

[@noneofyourbusiness747]

@@somtimesieat2411 Yes. I've worked in the industry for years. You would be shocked by who consumes cannabis. It's evenly distributed between all ages, incomes, ethnicities, classes, job titles, etc. Most people are hiding it, not knowing that nearly everyone around them is also hiding it from them.

[@somtimesieat2411]

@@noneofyourbusiness747 does just smoking weed make you a stoner?

[@somtimesieat2411]

As in aren't stoners more avid

[@QuetzalcoatlOdin]

"What you need to do is start making a new noise with your face" ... 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@twraoylnledyou8511]

The 496 people that disliked this were vegans

[@landonic81]

And gay

[@AcidAroma]

Everyone always jokes on Rogan but fr he’s honestly genuinely funny af just in stand up

[@derekgeorgeandrews]

Haha anyone who says that about reading books lacks an imagination...sad. When I read it is like the book falls away and I'm seeing a movie in my head.

[@-Araina-]

true!! things can seem more real in your imagination than on TV

[@davidschwartz3427]

I think that's almost a learned skill though. Like kids that aren't forced to read several good books don't develop that and its just words on a page so they never continue reading. I didn't like reading until I found something I really liked so a lifetime later I still love it. And it's exactly as you said, because then I'M the director. That way I don't end up with a green eyed brunette playing a blonde with grey eyes LOOKING AT YOU CHRIS COLUMBUS! What a wig and colored contacts just weren't in the film budget?

[@loganavery4951]

My mom was on a conference call. She muted the call to tell me her coworker was rambling about how humans are the only ones that drink other animals milk. She giggles and goes "watch this... *unmutes call (in the sassiest voice she could muster) That's because other animals don't have OREOS"

[@NoalFarstrider]

I do the same things with Star Wars. I can't go one minute without bringing up star wars. Am I the same as a vegan?...

[@NoalFarstrider]

@Penris666 okay, I'll talk about the new Marvel Extended Universe.

[@Johnny-tq9no]

I think you'd be considered an incel lol

[@mickeeriksson9784]

No but you are probably an annoying geek.

[@smithsonian2464]

I never realized how much my department head looks like Joe Rogan, from behind at least. Walking down the hallway and my department head was talking to someone but he was facing away from me and I was like "Is that Joe Rogan?... Oh, wait it's just Dr. B."

[@Kevin_wiIiams]

No mention of DMT?

[@FaZeTenSe]

2:49 I CAN’T NO MORE 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@pandagamer-hg5be]

I love how he treats plants like marvel's symbiotes

[@MMAKOTV]

When you eat Elk: 1:25

[@darecare15]

This is awesome, thank you Joe Rogan! I was laughing so hard, I almost cried...

[@Jux925]

His impression of dog drinking milk -- LOOOOOL!

[@AramGoat]

Joe: “people who get cancer to milk are weak!” People with cancer from milk: 😐

[@ryankersell2505]

My dude spittin facts😂😂😂😂💯🔥

[@ascent8487]

I actually do get kinda irritated by the names, vegetarian this, vegan that, even turkey bacon. Why aren’t there just new names for these food items?

[@jacobsenske]

Piggybacking on great things is the American way.

[@deja3963]

"Frozen Tofu Bullshit That Tastes Like Sadness" has a nice ring to it