Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz on Being a Volunteer Fireman

[@pabl0sauced0]

"Dawg did i ever tell you I was a volunteer fireman". The book that never ends 😂😂😂

[@jasonk333]

“Did i ever tell you i was a volunteer fireman?....because ...alright so, coke was 1800 an ounce” sounds like the start of an epic joey Diaz story

[@zianeayad8494]

🤣🤣🤣

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

Was about to say the same thing lol

[@faresmohammed2565]

2:45

[@prabum7179]

Bro I saw this comment before watching and thought you were making a joke, and then I heard uncle Joey say it for real

[@scottysatpanalysis]

God help us all 😂

[@LegionOfEclaires]

Joey is no joke one of the most interesting people you'll ever listen to.

[@MrJabez89]

I can make up stories too

[@LegionOfEclaires]

@@MrJabez89 never said all his stories were true. He's just interesting to listen to.

[@dosage13]

Na.. only to squares. Hes just a cokehead with a lot of coke fueled stories

[@thedukeofchutney468]

Sure, any idiot can make up a story, but telling a good story now THAT’S an art form. True or not Joey can tell a story.

[@lvsoad22]

Colin Strait you sound like a pussy

[@heyDominik]

Whatever Uncle Joey says, I could listen to it all day long

[@buffalophil3630]

Pretty gay that you call him uncle joey

[@UnstoppableTramp]

@ heyDominik Daddy issues or in this case "Uncle Issues"

[@J.Artan6]

You guys don’t like uncle Joey?

[@buffalophil3630]

@@ismailagasiev whomp whomp lame ass joke like your life

[@fordgalaxie8986]

Hes a piece of shit, sociopathic liar.

[@bradude2954]

This man really remembers every street he’s ever lived on

[@elz1250]

You got to for background checks

[@mpfazo27]

you dont?😂

[@porto1st]

@Triple6 damn man I envy that haha I’m only 19 but I can barely remember a thing about my childhood. Only significant memories here and there

[@mattmcgovern2961]

I remember everyone as well

[@Gallowglass7]

It's called photographic memory, I have the same thing

[@user-zi8hj5ne1z]

Joey "i'll never forget" Diaz

[@pvanny]

“I’ll neva forged this”

[@dontmindme333]

Go to Larry Lawton’s channel

[@KiRa-fy6uq]

Related to Larry lawton? Lol

[@Wet_woofer]

"You know me dawg"

[@cheyennefreeman4144]

Joey “on such and such street” Diaz lol

[@chicoandthem4n]

I would pay for books on tapes if narration is done by joey

[@reggiebannister4098]

It'd be worth it just to hear him mispronouncing words and then saying he don't give a shit

[@chicoandthem4n]

@@reggiebannister4098 lol

[@Green58211]

Shame on that cocksuckah Snape for treatin that kid like garbage, shame on you

[@jkocaja1]

"Call me Ishmael cocksucka!"

[@brandonbogott303]

All you hear in the tapes is “And the fucking guy” 😂😂

[@randomname839]

Lol, only east coasters will recite their exact address when referring to a city they used to live in.

[@JuniorJuni070]

Only ? I am a european and i live on the coast I will tell you everything even the bird i buried Next to it

[@sketchstevens5859]

I actually used to do that all the time until middle school. I'd go from street address to and literally end with "New York State, Blank City". It's because they used to teach us as kids that if you're lost just tell someone where you're from

[@funiskey5549]

Westcosters

[@Preacher_.]

Statute of Limitations Cocksuckahs!

[@pank3245]

As a New Yorker I was suppose to know my address by heart since kindergarten.

[@alvinlevie9109]

I like how he lowers his voice when he says something incriminating as if it makes a difference

[@anonymous108]

Physiologically it probably does lol, the man’s a unknowing master of conversation!

[@ElMachor]

It's this or "we were dumb kids" :D

[@Portmonkey]

@@ElMachor uac.2ll 1a3e2ar

[@stefanroche3052]

As if the man needs to lower his voice anymore 😂

[@stephenr80]

We all do

[@MLoPeZ23805]

His memory of specific details is fkn impressive. I don't remember shit about 2017

[@commonlogic3646]

Or he makes things up

[@solar9873]

common logic why does everyone say that😂 like shit

[@NI771-_]

Solar Brazy I think it’s because life is so linear for most people, they can’t believe the shit some people lived through. It’s understandable when you think about the fact that most people wake up go work a 9-5, go home, eat dinner, watch t.v, go to bed. Maybe they’ll go to a bar with their friends on the weekend but that’s about it. Retired at 65.

[@billymorrissey4815]

@@NI771-_ dude your spittin facts

[@Dre.Elevates]

@@NI771-_ for real…. Then maybe once a year or every two years they go on holiday but that’s it 😂

[@kgatlw9134]

TGIF Fridays

[@withnail-and-i]

I prefer TGIF Mondays

[@0xstev3]

mook

[@Chris-ek4qv]

I noticed he called it that too

[@TribuneAquila]

I like getting my money out of the ATM machine before I go

[@lean.2366]

Uncle Joey meant Thank God It's Fucking Friday you momo

[@Trendlaser_]

Love Joey Diaz's stories. The guy has lived.

[@johnking4638]

Every time I listen to uncle Joey tell a story, I’m astounded by how good his memory is

[@Xx_Arsenic_xX]

They have been friends for like 20 years and Joey still has crazy ass stories Rogan has never heard before

[@christoo5125]

I love how when Joey talks about illegal shady shit he starts to whisper......6 million people lean in.🤣🤣

[@ThumbDr]

6 million is way too much. 500k tops 😉

[@Rowsy91]

@@ThumbDr lol bro you think only 500k are listening to a JRE episode? lol Each eps gets like 11 M downloads

[@sirjimssirjims9047]

​@@ThumbDr his episodes average over 5 million listens per episode.

[@rishihariharan5895]

@@ThumbDr250k in 4 years, take it or leave it

[@hibberish7498]

The way he remembers and tells stories...amazing

[@conordontthrowthewaterbott7441]

Joey Diaz is a national treasure

[@JedJones22]

I swear this dude is just rolling through life on side quests

[@aa7115]

I think Joey gets so high so often he's lived multiple lifetimes in his head and doesn't know what is the truth anymore

[@daniel.j9062]

Uncle Joey is one of a Kind! He's also a master Story teller!!

[@yaoiis4life]

Joey Diaz is a boss lol wish I could live a life with so much experiences, dude has stories for years

[@chancebernard4311]

Uncle Joey is the man. Great stories from this guy. The best!!!

[@ezgeezer]

Anyone else you call bullshit but then Joey drops the little details you know it’s legit 💯

[@aerofpv2109]

Geeeze this Joey Diaz is no question the greatest story teller alive. Please write a book I'll be the first to order. Your life is like 50 other lives in one.

[@craigfarnam4527]

5:55 Joey's short lived career as a fireman lol

[@andrewwygal102]

i was eating during this video and didn't really pay attention to what was going on. but was entertained the entire time

[@drocast]

I love how Joey Diaz everyday says “ when I lived in (exact area ) lmaooo

[@sprtn707]

2:45 story starts

[@Beautiful_Sound_1995]

3:59 Kids when the teacher asks why someone is absent.

[@MilkWasABadChoice17]

I love how Joey has to give you an exact address to make the story believable.

[@sr1096]

🤣

[@2kevingarcia9]

Joey Diaz needs a Netflix series

[@Charmer4856]

I wasnt into the bush as much in my 20s, now that i'm in my 30s, i'm starting to love the bush! At least a landing strip

[@stancexpunks]

Ben Porter that sounded incredibly creepy

[@rowdoradge]

@@stancexpunks ladies...

[@hooeyfudge]

Joey "T.G.I.F. Fridays" Diaz

[@deestroyer1885]

hooeyfudge Thank God it’s Fucking Fridays

[@sendmeyourlocation1145]

@@deestroyer1885 it's Friday today yay

[@nobodyspecial1056]

thank god it’s friday fridays

[@lucassmokes6171]

I lived in a mining town in northern Labrador Canada and roads are cleared by 5:30 no matter how much snow sometimes up to 7-8 foot so people could get to worl

[@Orisni]

That valet driver didn’t just “take the night off” he was definitely told to “take tonight off”

[@shamtesfayonnas8163]

As much Coke Joey has done he got great memory. He remembers names,addresses,locations

[@NIMMHATVRapBeats]

As much THC he has in his system and still being able to remember all that, is even more incredible

[@gabepeirce5336]

"THERE'S 3 DICKS" lmao. I love listening to Joe and Joey trade stories...Joey Díaz is fu#*ing hilarious! (They both are). I really appreciate Joey's honesty...it makes him so easy to relate to.

[@FieldTripChaperone]

Hahah his little wheeze. He’s the like Frank from Always Sunny. He’s got a guy for everything

[@1HYPERTONE]

I always rewatch these videos every so often. Joey and Joe were a great duo.

[@Smallers1996]

Joey “Barbie Benton had a beautiful bush” Diaz

[@arlenmargolin1650]

She also had one of the most beautiful houses in all of the Aspen I remember her roof was pure copper

[@albolfoni838]

"4am, I'm already on my 2nd gram....". So true

[@BSTVsports]

I’m from Philly. A Nor’easter will cripple the city for days. I lived in Colorado for 2 years and experience snow blizzard that made nor’easters look like flurries 🤣. Craziest thing of all was how efficient the Plows were though. Joey is 100% right on this they were next level

[@Telemarketer315]

You know the story’s gonna be good when Joey starts with his full address at the time

[@futgaming]

It's hard to believe Joe diaz anymore.. Always got new stories like he making it up

[@darrellumore844]

Joey's voice makes me clear my throat.

[@OhJaniceWhyOhWhy]

lol

[@Paskyboo]

I’m from Mass and my dad worked for a company that had all the big contracts in Boston and he’d be out for like 2-3 days at a time plowing snow

[@Martymac99]

6 million every 6 weeks is one of the greatest lines of all time 😂😂😂😂

[@teerilla]

Joey Diaz is a wealth of awesome stories

[@toddsegel2594]

id do pretty much anything to chill with uncle joey for an hour with a blag of blow listening to his stories

[@BrxIghtside]

Joey diaz is a gift to jre and the world

[@jamishmcquo7590]

probably the funniest clip of joey ive ever heard. his impression of the firetruck honking outside his house is fucking gold

[@borisnoga8128]

Nothing better to turn this podcast on with uncle Joe and pour yourself a bourbon and roll up a joint. Doesn't get better then this Joe rogan

[@fordgalaxie8986]

U associate relaxing with alcohol and weed, both crutches for the weak

[@lisaluangrath]

Jj Robinsob shut up virgin

[@fordgalaxie8986]

@@lisaluangrath havent been a virgin for 30 years. Ha.

[@fordgalaxie8986]

Ive had a few though.

[@fordgalaxie8986]

@mellamosean ok kid

[@bobthompson4319]

That house sitting job is a DREAM job. $800 a month in the 80s is equal to $1944 today. It's like $485 a week today. With no rent. I'd get a car for $400 a month payment. And that would be a awsome car.

[@mumble97]

"He would lose 6 Million every 6 weeks." why not just say a million a week lol

[@Garrus1995]

It’s possible it wasn’t evened out like that. Maybe he lost $1 million one week, half a million the next, two million the week after, etc.

[@TenaciousDougie]

Simple. The payout rate may have been at 6 week intervals.

[@Stacey_-bf2mb]

Cuz the money comes in twice monthly you fucking momo

[@JohnnyNada]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@tanten191]

Cuz it may not be linear

[@josephmyers5057]

Jamie your the best bro.

[@GeezTube1]

I don't know if should trust uncle joey story's but I like to listen to them.

[@luckeybassi6352]

Joey Diaz is a legend

[@FranciscoNieves-db8hi]

Johnny "ughhh phuuuuckkk" Yo you alright dawg?

[@dc-sd3gd]

Joey either has amazing memory or my guy can make shit up in 0.7 seconds

[@555tonyleon]

Memory

[@peternagy6067]

Both

[@afonsohipolito6983]

Both ones are impressive.

[@waynoguapo5177]

This man has lived many lives

[@YonyGut1MakesMetalCovers]

Joey Diaz is a man that lived 4 or 5 lifes in just ONE... 😎👍

[@dj_Samurai]

I just realized Joey Diaz remembers dates and times and locations because he grew up without phones, internet, Google maps, he probably didn't even have a Thomas Guide to be honest lol. Real og stuff .

[@kellyshea92]

Have lots of respect for the volunteers

[@davidsnyder2000]

Lived all over the States growing up. Some cities had equipment to handle the snow and other cities weren’t. Just depended on the the type and amount of heavy equipment the city had to deal with the snow….together with spreading tons and tons of sand and salt after it was plowed. Otherwise the snow would build right back up. I miss the snowy days. I haven’t seen snow in forever

[@davidsnyder2000]

But living up North with them salting the roads to make snow melt just absolutely rotted out brand new cars within a couple years. Car manufacturers aught to be made to corrosion protect cars that are sold up North. Especially when your paying $40,000-100,000!for a car or truck now days 🤷‍♂️

[@bigc5229]

Joey’s stories are better than any movies

[@willlecomber7509]

This man is a human sat nav, I need him as the new voice when I’m driving arousn

[@mrantoniofisher1]

9:02 snow inhale 😂 way to go joe.

[@Jajsnn]

I have a deep love for joe rogan and joey diaz they are the only people that can keep me out of depression much love 💯🤧

[@ProdbyMartinhower]

The end of this video explains to me why I never had a snow day in Colorado even when there was close to two fee outside

[@faridamohamed2542]

I can listen to his stories all day 🤣

[@mosesramirez3000]

joey diaz is all i listen to omw to work

[@Metsfan1986]

Yeah. Here in NYC we've had our fair share of mishandled snow storms. Up the block from me they found the guy that was supposed to be plowing, sleeping in a parked spot. That launched a citywide overhaul which included Tracking systems in every sanitation truck. But it's still not perfect.

[@mikelattimer7909]

Joey has the best story’s ever

[@jaydenellsmore-mm8db]

His stories kill me every time 🤣

[@chefboiardeeznutz9881]

4am I'm on my second gram of blow lmao

[@wolfgangkemp3743]

Savage

[@JackSparrow-cm5jc]

I love when he starts with the year then address then goes for a crazy story 😂

[@rekocastren923]

Just love these Boulder stories.. what a winterwonderland playground for Coco lol

[@proditoresmoriendum86]

The home at 435 faraway in snowmass Colorado last sold for 3.7 million must be nice to live in such homes

[@Tom-lm4ix]

haha I looked it up - house looks awesome

[@damonbtc9701]

Love it when yous 2 get to storytime....much love fae Scotland

[@Bringbackactavis]

This is the greatest dude alive he been thru and seen literally everything 😂😂

[@REDLINE4WD.]

Joey " Lemme tell ya a story" Diaz

[@optimus_prime_____]

Joey has stories for days

[@matthewley1371]

Stark difference in this clip between joeys stories and joes 😂

[@compactc9]

Worst part about growing up in CO is the rarity of getting a snow day. You practically had to have a blizzard out to get them to shut anything.

[@samrenshaw1706]

Talking about the doorman "taking the night off" the same night guy was car bombed, obviously was told not to come in that day

[@scrudethedude4362]

joey diaz just needs to tell his whole life on here that’s what we need

[@jackmasters2249]

Joe Rogan talking about the owner of the house in snomass like rogan isn’t rolling in dough😂😂😂😂

[@Crazylab1616]

Love how Joey remembers all his addresses. 😂

[@thefinstasis]

Joey should really write some autobiographic books Bukowski-style. It’d be an awesome read

[@adamtaylor1831]

Love how he says 6 million every 6 week instead of a million a week 😂 uncle joey to a tee

[@joshualewis2480]

Barbi Benton's Beautiful Bush... you're welcome for the band name

[@davidkramer9905]

Yup. Montreal season on my Stakes thank you.

[@asar6919]

Opens up with "What about when I house sat for the guy who owns TGIF Fridays?" Never change Joey

[@ForbesyGames]

It's great how Joe has a very accepting way of communication with others, a lot of people are so judgmental you can't even have a practical progressive conversation with them

[@549BR]

Joey Dias; Volunteer fireman. It doesn't get any better than this.

[@souled4542]

The stories out of this guy are just endless

[@Slazza]

“TGIFFridays” 😂

[@jonvia]

When Coco goes down to his Marlboro Red/Every minute bong hit rumble in his throat asking "Yo dawg, have you heard this story?", you know Uncle Joey is gonna bring it like a docta cocsucka!!!

[@cameronc4131]

Joey Diaz is quickly becoming the narrating voice in my head. I'm fucked

[@brandonkragnes4915]

I looked up the address on street view an as joey said he had a brand new jeep delivered i turned the camera to see a new black jeep sittin out front of the house.

[@Wodenseyes]

Damn, I miss living in Connecticut. My dad used to throw a big Plow thing on the front of his old school Chevy and we’d shovel snow from 4:30am to 8am every single day. When I turned 15 my dad gave me the truck and I took over his business. I drove all over Glastonbury in the early hours wearing a carhart coat and a beanie with my bestfriend that lived up the road pushing snow off the street and out of my clients drive ways. I ended up hiring 2 dudes I went to school with to hop into the truck bed with snow shovels so I could charge an extra $100 a week to shovel the sidewalks all the way up to the front door. It was insane how much work we did and how much money I made before I even turned 18. I ended up buying a Zero Turn mower and a battery operated weed wacker and me and the same dudes would mow the grass for almost every house and I even had a contract with target and Kmart in Hartford. It only stopped when I was 20 because some drunk T boned me at 5am and since the truck wouldn’t pass emissions I didn’t even have insurance or registration and I just used the tag off my personal truck I had hooked up with magnets to be east to change. My buddy Sam was launched out of the truck bed and broke 4 ribs and a vertebrae in his neck. I had a broken arm and broken leg and 3 broken ribs all on the one side. We couldn’t even sue because I was driving illegal as shit so my buddies parents sued me because he was 17. Alllllll the money I had saved was wiped out in an instant and I was still making payments for 2 years. Joey just brought all that back when he talked about the snow plow 😂