Joe Rogan - Joey Diaz on His First Day in New Jersey

[@harleyk101]

Joeys lived a thousand lives

[@corriblehunt4554]

And a few of them are true

[@marksilva3413]

harleyk101 *thousand lies

[@geddyleesowlnose]

harleyk101 honestly tho...

[@user-zr4oi8tu7j]

I doubt they are true. That gold card he took out was like 45 years ago and that looked as shiny as he found it 2 days ago. Joe looks like he knows Joey is a compulsive liar and he just plays along

[@unclerick1293]

Mark Silva there’s no way he can make this shit up. He’s told some of these stories multiple times and they’ve been exactly the same everytime. Exaggerated a little? Probably.

[@derekjlight]

Joey “let me tell you something Joe Rogan” Diaz

[@ryanscool123456789]

derekjlight tremendous

[@cubbycramer]

its Joey Diaz's version of Eddie Bravo's "look into it"

[@maryetuk7628]

derekjlight 🤣🤣🤣

[@neverknowsbest3925]

It always cracks me up because all my relatives from New Jersey will make that exact quote and use your full ass name when they're about to drop some quantum shit.

[@CloroxBleach-69420]

😂

[@ianayers1735]

Joey Diaz is gotta be the greatest thing to happen to comedy in my lifetime

[@Kigoz4Life]

Dave Chapelle > all.

[@raunakbhandari7942]

Kigoz4Life Patrice O'Neal>all

[@ianayers1735]

@d d Hahaha

[@KillaCali-jw9pv]

Ian Ayers So your just gnna ignore the G.O.A.T RICHARD PRYOR 🤦🏽‍♂️

[@omarakadroopy1]

Kigoz4Life ....corn meal > all

[@psgraya2]

Joey realllllllly needs to write all his damn life story. Swear the fucking god, he could drop a good 4 or 5 film series. Hell, even a damn Netflix Series with a good 20 seasons. It be gold.

[@vega21]

Even if most of the stories are comic exaggerations a film or series needs to be made. From him finding his mom dead to climbing into Lucy snorebush's room to kidnapping Kent Vela to present day edible king.

[@psgraya2]

Hell yeah, a good sitcom should be able to be made with all these damn hysterical stories he’s got in his head about his life. A good 8-10 seasons, of 10-12 episodes consistening of 30 minutes each would be fantastic.

[@Fisumestari]

I don't think he could without getting killed. Listen to the TJ English podcast.

[@IrLosin]

If Sammy Gravano is still alive, Joey can probably get away with a couple of crime stories if he doesn't use real names. I am sure he wasn't deep into organised crime walking around with a cops family card in his wallet..I'd say a grain of salt is in order there.

[@NickFouladi11]

@@vega21 Yep, Plus all the robbing he did in Colorado, San Francisco, Seattle, not to mention getting locked up for kidnapping to going on stage performing for convicts, & his early introduction into the world of comedy. (Not to mention all the fucking drugs he did over the years!)

[@Droedelzak]

"I think there's a real benefit in speaking more then one language" - Insightful Joe Rogan

[@momo-fo2jn]

Droedelzak - hahahhahahah

[@JamieCurtin]

Lmao

[@LetsGoGetThem]

Typical Americans.

[@jq7323]

@@LetsGoGetThem America is better than your shit country. Lol

[@jonzel472]

@@jq7323 America isnt better than most countries don't flatter yourself 😂

[@johnocoker4021]

his stories are super consistent and blend in if you hear enough of them you can tell they are true maybe a liitle bloated but thats to be expected

[@austrianpainterinhiding88]

I really love this guy, man. He's 100% real, no posing.

[@Slop_Dogg]

Johno Coker you embellish & forget as you get older, but the bones of the story stay the same.

[@osxar84]

He's got a way of building up his stories that makes you totally hooked from the beginning. He mention every notable important detail with such precision that makes the story so livid and visual for the listener. And that voice!! I wish he did audiobooks.. or even GPS! What a guy!!

[@thismothafuckasaid7304]

Exactly. Joey is NOT that unique for guy who grew up in 70s in NYC/NJ. There's lots of guys just like him out there. It was different time in a different environment than it is today.

[@Ghost-zy4qq]

This Mothafucka Said facts these dudes not from NY don’t understand the tri state area was crazy af back thru the 80s and 90s. All of his stories are 100% true with no exaggeration

[@martingutierrez2430]

I want Joey Diaz to narrate a child’s book on audible but he can say whatever he wants 😂

[@KMcNally117]

"I don't want your fuckin green eggs and yams, I mean hams whatevah the fuck!"

[@barringtonfisher87]

@@MegaNiQ this fucking grease bawwl cat had a fucking hat on. Eat the fucking green eggs & ham you Guinea fuck!!!

[@nonapplicable2009]

"Cat in the fucking hat, lemme tell ya this pussy was crazy..."

[@Cxncubine]

“And then the uhhh fucken uhhh... shit. Uhhh, Poo Bear muthufucka got the honey and uh”

[@Dankdalorde]

I would pay for that

[@marcostjohn1947]

He gets finished telling a wild story then says "then I entered the sixth grade" lmaoooo

[@nab5999]

LMAOOOO

[@StillTheArm11]

😂

[@williaswaller9150]

I would be absolutely obsessed with a netflix series about coco's life.

[@kaiserwilhelmii1023]

They'd probably make him black

[@aidankelly4309]

I’m from nj and my parents are a little older than Joey and I believe every ounce of this story cause of them

[@marzycf]

Aidan Kelly yeah my mom is from the projects in Boston and my dad grew up there too I believe this shit fr cuz my grandmother went to prom w whitey bulger and my crackhead uncle was in the Irish mafia

[@Vvtism]

When he whipped out his gold PBA card I jad to pause the fuckin video from laughing. Thats jersey in a nutshell

[@dwarfgod163]

Aidan Kelly - my parents grew up in NJ around the same time and I believe Joey’s stories because of them too lol

[@anonymousrebel6614]

You ever traveled to Hoboken from the mountain trail? At 2AM?

[@Maddog494]

This shit is Jersey culture

[@ignacio2735]

Joey diaz looks like an italian from New Jersey

[@dagothkid6372]

Cubans look like Italians.

[@bigyoppa3403]

JCmasters100 he isnt a fake italian smh he is cuban, he never said he was italian, thats idiots assuming

[@jaz.c7067]

I damn near thought he was italian too till I first hear him say spanish words

[@Alecfisher01]

spanish and italian are both latin. they look similar and behave similar

[@AQUAPHREESH193]

LOOOOL like Vincent Pastore

[@deanalvarez639]

I love how joey Diaz lowers his voice out of habit as if the feds are bugging his house

[@ggamba9729]

I lived in North Bergen, Union City and Jersey City New Jersey proud of it. Joey is right those times can't come back just memories.

[@home4life505]

79th street North Bergen NJ allllll day!

[@roronoazoro2970]

@@home4life505 ayoo 61st north Bergen 💯

[@infinite7mind]

2-6!!!!!!!!!!

[@Robd07]

I live in North Bergen. Back in the 80s some guy came to our apt bldg breaking down the door cause my brother and his friends kicked in his basement apt window or something. If this was today and some guy has the balls to come after my son....i wouldnt hesitate breaking him in half!

[@jasonrochford4510]

Joey losing the weight 👍

[@dylprof]

Can of corn, and he’ll be fine

[@Mr.Safety.]

@@dylprof hahahahahajaj

[@spammehere67601]

He wants to live.

[@minifridge8315]

420th like

[@jhixofficial7634]

Lookin healthier and breathes less heavy it's good to see

[@connorbreuche]

“And that was the beginning of my life” -Joey Diaz I think we all should have a moment like there where shit really kicked in gear and we were too young to realize

[@hassansalahuddin6683]

this guy has an incredible memory i cant even remember what i did last week in this detail

[@MrAnnl25]

That's coz today we have a constant information overload nowadays...we don't pay attention to the real fucking world around us

[@CanadianCCP]

Its how certain people tell stories, they just exaggerate and add extra details to make a mundane story interesting. He probably only remembers having a neighbor who didn't like kids and made up a story from there.

[@asswalker2446]

@@CanadianCCP idk, its easy to remember stories like the ones that joey tells cuz theyre fuckin insane tbh

[@sarahkreller9603]

Hassan Salahuddin that’s cuz nothing is as memorable as his stories. You need a reason to remember shit.

[@CredituR]

Foreal it kinda bums me out thinking about it too like I know I have all these great memories but I can't remember them so its like they didnt even happen

[@therollingcaveman4427]

Joey Diaz the uncle we all wish we had. Dude makes me laugh so hard but teaches such good lessons

[@isaacharper7883]

Joey is such a damn good storyteller. He plays the rolls in his stories and makes it seem like your there .this man has had a crazy life. I'm glad he talks about it .I could listen to him for days

[@cjdoe722]

My dad has a thousand stories that match Joeys to a T. 1960’s and 70’s NY NJ area was no joke.

[@sanansa4567]

Exactly. I don't know why some people think he is lying, he is not. I grew up near Joey Diaz and I am only a few years younger then him. I have plenty of crazy experiences that I lived through in the 1980s in North NJ and New York City. I am just not a good story teller and not good at making people laugh like Joey.

[@ipod1978]

Aul Joey is a legend. Story time with the guy is always a great show

[@REVOFEV792]

I can hear Joey tell stories for days.

[@g32.recitales]

yep. definetitatiealy yes

[@PBunsee]

I love this story! He really paints the picture and brings it to life so many years later.

[@stormtrooperholds]

"And that was the beginning of my life..." Joey diaz is legend

[@vincentpaul6384]

I lived my entire life in Trenton NJ. These stories aren’t that far off

[@maxwellcatlett3653]

Vincent paul is that near Red Bank?

[@Vrtuned]

Maxwell Catlett no its more south than that

[@Whiskey_Wheel_Kicks]

Same

[@Whytfistherenosauce]

“I wanna see how this plays out.” Lmaoo

[@aluuffysv4643]

Joey "JOE ROGAN" Diaz

[@joeychesne2143]

He reminds me of my grandpa. His stories are incredible. The old man was the same way always the funniest person in the room

[@seljuzgaming]

We demand a movie based on Joey Diaz's life story.

[@856hooligan]

Joey has a documentary about his life

[@BayAreaMike99]

Directed by Scorsese

[@tylernelson9798]

What is the documentary called

[@BayAreaMike99]

@@tylernelson9798 “where I got my balls from” 🤣 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eIOzhoSfhZyjoZY

[@Mad3EyeTherapist]

The fact Joey can laugh about his life says so much about his character.... Love Da Diaz... ❤️

[@ivanhidalgo865]

I love how he looks over at Jamie like he’s talking to both of them, master storytelling

[@maddenus5023]

It’s gonna take a lifetime to watch all the amazing Joey Diaz videos 😂 this guy is either relatable or a father figure.

[@audhumbla6927]

Joey: "You know the short stumpy Italians?" Joe: Mhm.... 😹😹😹😹

[@kefkapalazzo1]

joey can really tell a story. great voice and demeanor for it

[@hardliketissues7463]

Joey is 1 of the only comics whose stories always seem genuine to me, not too bloated, not stolen, and told well

[@tirojiro9275]

Joey got “Corona” on his shirt, he knew.

[@excellenceinrecycling4093]

Tiro Jiro Quasimodo ova heer

[@GK-qc5ry]

Always ahead of everyone else.

[@AliG-tg4ms]

Said the same thing in December

[@Nebsteer]

i was looking for this comment

[@lean.2366]

Joey Diaz got vaccinated for covid back in 1983 at the mall he robbed in Boulder, Colorado

[@brittanygarrison8030]

Just described every day in every neighborhood here in Philly and the whole NE.

[@turdferguson353]

I've really grown to love Joey's story telling

[@imranrashid7997]

I just stumbled upon this video. Never heard of Joey Diaz. Yet I could listen to this guy day and night.

[@Supernormalbob]

I could listen to joey all day every day. The guys an absolute master of telling a narrative

[@larryfazen6468]

I can't listen to Joey Diaz while I'm driving anymore, he goes from whispering to screaming and it scares the shit out of me! He whispers so low that I can't hear him so I turn the volume up, and when I'm not looking, Wham-O! 11 on the volume dial and I shit my pants! Love the content, but I got to be sitting in a recliner with my eyes closed to listen.

[@TakeNoShitgang444]

Larry Fazen lol...it's a Cuban thing..TRUST ME I'M CUBAN!..lol

[@larryfazen6468]

Aceofdiamonds444 , haha AWESOME! LOVE IT

[@futurestrangeofficial]

Lmao why did I read this in his voice

[@larryfazen6468]

@Austin Batton Austin? What kind of name is that?

[@cahzinarx904]

Yeah they really need an editor to go back over this and even the audio levels out. There is no sweet spot. He is some times way too loud and simultaneously way too silent when on the same setting. Very poor audio quality when you consider the level this podcast is at

[@fittgaming4271]

Joey Diaz is a gift to earth

[@marcb.4627]

One of his best stories..pulls out the card to prove it 🤣

[@richard_red_64]

Half his stories are bullshit.

[@zackwilliamson1129]

I could listen to Joey Diaz alll day man

[@stevendixon4865]

Uncle joey is the greatest

[@nicknikolia8682]

North Jersey is it's own planet!!! #northjersey

[@ScienceTHE-RULER87]

Pure facts bro

[@brunsta234]

#973

[@J.Artan6]

201 for life

[@w.n.y_n.j.2584]

West New York

[@ifran77]

201 for life 🤟🏽

[@datboi_gee]

I fucking love Uncle Joey but damn do I love his stories even more. The kind of guy I could hear him tell a story he's already told before and still listen just because of the way he's telling it this time.

[@rajmenmyself]

I could listen to Joey for hrs. God bless him with good health and wealth

[@queenbeedat8726]

I grew up in Union City and Jersey City next to North Bergen, NJ. I can relate to alot of Joey's stories. You grew up on the streets and yes everyone watched over the neighborhood kids. It was so much different in the 60's and 70's.

[@ohyeahyeah2369]

Damn I love being from New Jersey

[@brunsta234]

#973 #862 #201 #551

[@charles_the_conqueror]

856 609

[@camarosaregay7943]

It’s north jersey

[@user-gx8id5bl2e]

Jersey is BAR none the best state in the us. Fuckin love it.

[@ntl9974]

What are Jersey girls like

[@paleamigo8575]

Just when I think Joey's stories can't possibly get any better, this is a Hall of Famer!🤣👍😎

[@alexanderkareh6832]

How great would it be if Joey brought some old friends from jersey to tell stories?

[@jurtea1]

do you not watch Joey's podcast?

[@Matt-d7p]

This guy has the best stories. I could sit and listen for hours

[@TmanT321]

If a teacher told me not to speak my native language at school, I would go home and have my mother tell me to wise up and speak the native language just like Joey. That's so awesome man. What a great story.

[@williamthomas5215]

Joey was bringing HEAT this whole episode. Amazing stories and analysis of life.

[@paulanderson5621]

Joey is a badass and a legend. A rare breed. Tremendous.

[@brashinga735]

Joey is spot on on being raised in jersey, im from Newark and man is everything relatable to his time there and me being born in 97 there

[@mikesnowmantyson8720]

New Jerz in the Building!!! Hudson County North Bergen 88th Street. Jersey Strong 💯

[@tiletom9118]

I could listen to Joey tell stories all day.

[@themadplotter]

"Sticky Charlie... Mr Martini got him"

[@bigideasthescholar]

“And that was the beginning of my life.” DAMN... poetry

[@Memento__Mori]

Man the way he's telling it i can literally visualise this!

[@alexandrudumitru2435]

Joey has the best fucking stories ever. I could listen to uncle Joey for days and not get bored

[@Skippz2282]

Joey “I Wanna See How This Plays Out” Díaz

[@oscarm.4078]

Stories for days and you know they're all true, really good memory and a crazy ass life

[@craiggallagher7191]

I grew up in North Bergen joey Diaz speaks the truth

[@bigh6530]

Same upbringing here, inside house we spoke ONLY Armenian and outside spoke American till our hearts content. Forty years later i thank my parents for doing it and now I speak four languages and they both speak six languages each and some of my friends can barely handle American. Joey is a national treasure.

[@lukisatwater4165]

The best story ever. love the stuff u produce Joe I'm young and I really love what u guys and u and other people do. U guys are really teaching me alot I don't think about my past when I watch ur podcasts. Much love

[@RealLife73]

I could listen to Joey Diaz tell stories all day long.

[@Palallalalalalallala]

Joey ‘I didn’t really understand the language’ Diaz

[@warznemesis4189]

I truly loved Hudson County NJ it was the Best in the 80's

[@raulalmeida8763]

Totally agree with you

[@CardinalKaos]

I can see Joey as being legit a phenomenal father; what can his kid do that he hasnt already done or been there?

[@spidaman0112]

I'm from New Orleans and joey Diaz seems like someone I know as well. I could listen to him talk all day.

[@Hamzabash]

I see Joey, i click

[@rebelliouslogic2705]

I swear I have so many stories like this. I just don't have the vivid memory coco has! His memory is priceless.

[@shadowsrs2012]

my lungs hurt everytime Joey takes a deep breath after each sentence

[@MrZandago]

Joey's life is a movie ide watch a thousand times

[@anteodak2965]

Joe "Joe Rogan" Rogan

[@lean.2366]

Roe "Roe Jogan" Jogan

[@mrt3946]

Fucking Hell,,, Diaz and Rogan are Icon's. Rogan gets Diaz talking and you can just see how much Diaz loves Rogan.

[@HeHasRisen.]

Growing up in jersey city nj in the 2000s, life was very similar to joeys stories

[@KQwest98]

Joey Diaz has the best stories

[@houseofmods2104]

Joey a great story teller... it's a skill and he has it!

[@stevennava5388]

Could sit here and listen to uncle Joey all day

[@AdventuresofRicky]

Wow Joey lost a lot of weight

[@wuog]

he trains bjj3

[@lean.2366]

He's morphing into Joey Karate

[@Looneybird-so5bm]

Joey diaz is the king 🤴 of story telling and best of all very believable because we all know they were different times when parents were parents and before internet

[@wharris123184]

That gold card is a Get Out of Jail Free card in Jersey.

[@alecbaker13]

I love how Joey always tells the story to Jamie too. Class act Joey

[@quanathan]

joey maks me want to relive my life form the beginning so i can get into crazy shit

[@big_man_borispm4257]

“I’ll never forget” - you know it’s gonna be a good one

[@123thenerfsniper]

This better be the opening scene of uncle Joey the movie 😂😂

[@herk6124]

Joey Diaz.... The most interesting man in the world!!! Period!

[@eyephone9043]

They need to make a movie based on Joey Diaz’s life.

[@cvuedoo9608]

Joey Diaz has the best story’s

[@elihernandez800]

Joey "I was Cuban" Diaz

[@thebaddestlarry9424]

I really hope joey writes an autobiography before his time is up. I can listen to his stories for days.

[@tylerschwab3474]

Joey "I'll never forget this" Diaz

[@wasabista1613]

I could watch Joey Diaz talk all day. This guy is the deal.

[@loohobbohoo9678]

“Outside, you speak American” 😂

[@SlavoGG]

Joey Diaz is truly a charm, and I mean that seriously. Since he grew up in a time where everyone was a fucking asshole, the good parts grew on him. He’s a perfect mix of what I love from the 60s and what I love from current day

[@chopydave]

Dirty Jersey! Respect! I got a gold PBA card too!! LMAO!

[@cue1806]

Jersey raised me!! Love Diaz stories. Spent the 90s in Hudson County. Played pop Warner football against jersey city, union city, Hoboken and the rest. If north Bergen was Hudson county we played th as well but can’t remember. Love to jersey from london