The Church of What's Happening Now Episode 533 Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Josh Wolf
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@demitrisolvinski6 жыл бұрын
Tried this with my attorney and he charged me a late fee...
@decentsizedballs6 жыл бұрын
Taking life advice from a comedy podcast. Call that late fee a stupid tax.
@davepetronovich41956 жыл бұрын
Same, except my dealer told me to screw myself.
@rrek76 жыл бұрын
Demitri Solvinski Don’t pay it. He’ll pick up the phone 😉
@ianmccombs72876 жыл бұрын
It’s only doable for drugs on large scale. Like imagine you buy 2 grams but hand the guy $15, that $5 is a huge difference. But a $3000 deal and you give the guy $2800, the $200 still matters. He wants the 2800 too bad to tell you to fuck yourself.
@ToxicatedLum6 жыл бұрын
90's were different
@gabesavin6 жыл бұрын
My dealers literally too xann'ed out to remember I owe him half the time.
@thesunbehindthesun15746 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Savin hahaha fuck yes man I literally just agreed with you out loud. When I was shooting dope I had a dealer/friend like that. He would notice if it was like $100 or something but yeah...something small no. I'd usually have to remind him. Motherfucker pissed me off to no end though not being able to reach him until the last half of the day. Dude was too zonked on xans and dope to wake up before 2pm.
@gabesavin6 жыл бұрын
Black Sun Sirius shit was frustrating as fuck. Even when you do finally meet..I'm pretty sure ive seen paint dry faster than a Bartard dealer trying to clock a sticky half g. Its almost like when you put peanut butter on a dogs nose and no matter how hard that pooch tries he can never get that last bit off
@eriktruchinskas37475 жыл бұрын
@@gabesavin dude dont get me fucking started. And when youre dopesick its 1000x worse. Our dealer who hooked it up would never pick up the phone but the sketchy mexican who ways shorted his balloons was always open and available from 10 to 8
@seanreilly59405 жыл бұрын
This dealer was so xanned out he passed out twice tryna serve me no bullshit
@fungalape6915 жыл бұрын
Gabriel Savin lucky
@Randy-Rhoades6 жыл бұрын
Lee's gasp after Joey explains how much he owed is literally the best thing about this video.
@joanjones13736 жыл бұрын
Brandon Kotvas you mean his little porno moan? oohhhh
@alexsully25866 жыл бұрын
Brandon Kotvas at 2:06?
@Randy-Rhoades6 жыл бұрын
alex sully yes
@entermayor13126 жыл бұрын
alex sully Also 2.57 "Oooh"
@1catmilkdrinker6 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@jennfischer9593 жыл бұрын
"If you owe your attorney $2500, give him $2250, he'll call you and you won't have to pay for it!" -thanks for the tip, Uncle Joey!
@victordasilva52556 жыл бұрын
Wisest words have never been spoken
@bradleypatin92356 жыл бұрын
Victor Da Silva Is that a joke?
@ZombiesgameplayFTW6 жыл бұрын
You don’t know that the fuck you’re saying.... it’s WISER WORDS... not wisest...
@wesleycooper12596 жыл бұрын
WISER
@enat58966 жыл бұрын
Wiser bruh
@enat58966 жыл бұрын
Eschaton Zenith yeah bro cleaner than all my white friends hair
@anttr46016 жыл бұрын
Nowadays u gotta be real cool wit ur dealer to let him spot u.
@dogmosatchmo6 жыл бұрын
Antt r You have always had to he cool with your guy to get a front. Even in the 80s. At the very least, a daily customer. If you ever have a front just given to you, best believe it comes with a cost.
@albertonino26525 жыл бұрын
This is Joey. His guys would probably spot him just to come bullshit with them.
@TalkingThrones5 жыл бұрын
@@albertonino2652 Only a sucker would front Joey.
@u5mon5 жыл бұрын
@@TalkingThrones thrones is that you? Subbed to your channel for some time now lol didnt expect to see you here good to see you have good taste 😂😂
@Boog11375 жыл бұрын
It’s pretty much always been that way but even more so today. I don’t think I’ve ever asked a dealer to spot me. My plug now probably would were real cool but even then, if I don’t got the dough I’m not getting high plain and soimple
@TourettesOrc6 жыл бұрын
Always owing money sounds like a straight path to a beat down but I could be wrong. I never owed the wrong people money
@thesunbehindthesun15746 жыл бұрын
Tourettes Orc depends really, if shit is completely out of hand bad like owing thousands of dollars then yeah....be on the lookout. But $20, $50, $100 continuously and acting like an impatient prick on top of it expect to just get cut off.
@phatcatmousekiller27685 жыл бұрын
All depends on the amount
@UNOwen-ih8mg5 жыл бұрын
It doesn’t, if you’re always good. And you’re drug dealer will help you as much as possible. I remember I would have money and he would front me and he would give me a week. And I’d paid him. There has to be mutual respect well as much as is expected between a junkie and a drug dealer.
@dougbollacker54445 жыл бұрын
People who buy on credit are good customers to begin with who usually don't need fronts but can have access to one if you forgot your wallet or something
@thehermeticgnostic665 жыл бұрын
nah it works if you have charisma and still give them some money in my expirience haha😂
@barrackobama54703 жыл бұрын
I love when dealer has a dog, at least it gives me something to do while I sit there awkwardly, plus when the dog loves you, the dealer likes you a little more
@barrackobama54703 жыл бұрын
Ya can also rob them a little easier when the dog likes you to
@joshnorton4982 жыл бұрын
Are you still buying weed illegally? No one who deals real drugs lets you in the house.
@barrackobama54702 жыл бұрын
@@joshnorton498 not all the world is legal you know. And yes they do
@joshnorton4982 жыл бұрын
@@barrackobama5470 Not if they want to last.
@Lui.sito15 Жыл бұрын
Thanks Obama
@redram51505 жыл бұрын
My dad was a plumber who dealt with a builder he HATED who always did this. Guinea South Philly contractor always jerking him around. “Oh, I owed you $7500? I got $6700. By the way...”
@karimmoop9560 Жыл бұрын
Was he in da mob?
@mr.fukk12 Жыл бұрын
Contractors always play that shit. They will tell ya by the end of the day they’ll have this much than the homeowner didn’t pay than next thing you hear is he’s out of town or some shit
@jameswaterson5014 жыл бұрын
“You don’t have to go to your dudes house and sit on the couch when you don’t really like him” I feel like that’s Pineapple Express
@ericbailey33563 жыл бұрын
Yeah it sounds like the closest to a dealer he had was a friend that had to bring him to the dealer because he didn't personally know him. He was the weird awkward kid sitting on the couch trying to force his attention to the dog because he only kinda knows one guy in the room, but he has to sit through everybody shooting the shit for a minute or two because he wants to buy some weed
@sneakysealpuptv93792 жыл бұрын
My exact thought
@kiprodgers64216 жыл бұрын
Josh wolfs fucking laugh is so fucking contagious lol
@pimplepopper50985 жыл бұрын
*4:26** DID HE JUST LET ONE OUT?*
@johnchaney91005 жыл бұрын
Sound like it hurt.
@rayraym.25264 жыл бұрын
Ofcourse he did! Sounded wet too
@andrewalvear61464 жыл бұрын
That nigga did
@dorianpaisley-smith3034 жыл бұрын
Lmfaooo yooooo
@josephdaniels81623 жыл бұрын
He stays busting ass
@hatednyc5 жыл бұрын
This is a trick you learn quick as an addict. I ALWAYS owed SOMETHING and yes, they always answered for me.
@shawnmcdoge22154 жыл бұрын
Bro right?! Joey was speaking some real truth here
@bubsthecat37382 жыл бұрын
I love how hard Wolf laughed when he realized how right he was.
@jjking95134 жыл бұрын
Tried this with my dealer, currently awaiting a knee replacement
@darthkek19534 жыл бұрын
Rule number #2 - always owe your dealer money Rule number #1 - always get a dealer who is weaker than you
@ButterBallTheOpossum4 жыл бұрын
@@darthkek1953 You dont have to be strong to beat someone with a bat or pull a trigger lol
@freddyj17282 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@clownmoshpit27785 жыл бұрын
I've only ever met dealers that wouldn't take anything but the full price upfront.
@JerryDaBes4 жыл бұрын
Pay em full price a few times until they trust you
@RJCE4205 жыл бұрын
Joey is 100% on this one. My Plug is a friend (doesn't answer or call). So if I want an oz. I borrow movies, games ect and bring back it to his house🤣
@TombstoneChris5 жыл бұрын
He's right any seasoned veteran in the drug game knows that you always know your dealer at least way I did it 20. Because they're all about money and even that 20 means a lot to them. Because when you call them to score again they going to pick up the phone they're going to serve you even if you don't have the entire amount you don't let him know until you get there. Call em owing nothing and it takes hours upon hours to get ahold of them. I don't know what being a veteran in the game is a good thing or bad but I'm still alive I'm still ticking I'm still going on and I'm having the best possible time that I can.
@Charliepinman5 жыл бұрын
this is actually GREAT advice
@ashleyp2875 жыл бұрын
I absolutely love Joey Diaz. He's fucking hilarious. Everything he says is fucking hilarious
@thegoldenboy2944 жыл бұрын
Joey is a national treasure.
@mikeoxsbigg16 жыл бұрын
Lees random gasps... love it.
@YourFavoritePO4 жыл бұрын
😂😂 this is hilarious. I'm glad it was on my recommended!!!
@garrettyoung27455 жыл бұрын
Joey Diaz you remind me of someone who would pay all their court fees in pennies 🤣😂
@str89045 жыл бұрын
Lee's sound effects are one the best things about the podcast.
@OFFTHECOUCH3655 жыл бұрын
Joey !!! OG advice - thank you..
@marzunca5 жыл бұрын
The High n’ Dry cover on the wall🤘🏼☠️
@thunderdragon21865 жыл бұрын
Love Joey diaz
@dogmosatchmo6 жыл бұрын
Decided to try this out...And I have to say, I'm surprised how well this worked. Changed the game for me..
@regrettheprophet6 жыл бұрын
Dogmo Satchmo lol
@tampatony78215 жыл бұрын
Great knowledge
@marsfuture1875 жыл бұрын
Joey is still the goat.. great stand up
@FieldTripChaperone2 жыл бұрын
You want someone to pick up? Owe money. This guy is a treasure chest
@alexandertheconqueror20455 жыл бұрын
Joey is the GOAT
@ufocallermanuelp5 жыл бұрын
A real veteran. I couldnt buy this knowledge
@baseballer21and04 жыл бұрын
"I'm shitting and I'm smoking at the same time"
@ToddieBender4 жыл бұрын
The genius of Diaz has no off switch.
@dv20335 жыл бұрын
Lmao Joey you nailed it!! Lmao
@jeffreysinkler41356 жыл бұрын
Omg that's brilliant
@timgmail65496 жыл бұрын
The King!
@Rushmore2225 жыл бұрын
An attorney not "being allowed" to bill you for time if he initiates the call, is one of the most inane things Joey has uttered in awhile.
@hyperstormy9764 жыл бұрын
rushmore IV they can’t if they call you
@EnlightenedRogue244 жыл бұрын
Hyper Stormy - You know nothing about attorney billing, son. ☝️🥴
@derfrosch14872 жыл бұрын
Need the waaaabulance? Need to call whine 11?
@clawabidingcitizen2 жыл бұрын
@@EnlightenedRogue24 Doesn't look like you do either.
@imshaunnurse2 жыл бұрын
It's considered soliciting.
@saltress11264 жыл бұрын
Joey “The Genius” Diaz This Man could school the world 🌎 lmfao thanks for being you! ❤️👍😂🤣😭💋
@Jezierox4 жыл бұрын
This is gold
@az13415 жыл бұрын
Musiccccc brings the peopleeee togetherrrr
@juanmarquez69335 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 Joey is dead on right!! Always owe them so they can answer!!
@1RebelDog16 жыл бұрын
"he sends you a bill for 2500, u send him 2250" fuckin lololol
@AKidNamedAlan6 жыл бұрын
Legend 😂
@yogibear52343 жыл бұрын
My plug was my neighbor... old guy... now I always paid him in full .. one day I paid him with coins and he sensed i was broke and put so much weed in the zip that it couldn't close... I hope he's still there when I go back
@cneddy224 жыл бұрын
I hate when dealers try to burn you too especially over one transaction... it’s like ya you got money off me but I’m not coming back.... just treat me right and I’ll see you every time and you’ll make way more money in the long run
@DREWTampa14 жыл бұрын
cneddy22 for real!
@SenorEmborracho4 жыл бұрын
Nah there's plenty other people to sell to instead of broke little bitches
@fredg27776 жыл бұрын
LOL always hard to find my guy but he always hits me up in the morning
@enat58966 жыл бұрын
Fr ed G just for weed or some other shit? I’m in the same boat I get a call at 9 am like clockwork
@chrismcdorman86784 жыл бұрын
Awesome to hear relatable stories lmao
@bensonhedges4794 жыл бұрын
Joey knows how to do it, pro right ere
@tmoney31983 жыл бұрын
I’m an attorney and can confirm that if you owe me money, I will take your call 😏
@peppercat8718 Жыл бұрын
LOL
@ZombiesAteMyGF4 жыл бұрын
I've never watched a Joey Diaz video sober, ever.
@rhindy6846 Жыл бұрын
Joey is a genius. He knows how to play the game. True OG of the games
@ChristAliveForevermore6 жыл бұрын
That "pineapple express reference" at 3:33 isn't a reference at all. It's common weed etiquette. Any college amateur learns this way of life real quick if he wants a doobie before dawn tomorrow.
@defaultusername1236 жыл бұрын
Michael Asta It’s also a real dickhead move to be a little bitch like that to someone who invites you into their home. Regardless of whether you “like them or not”, be nice for 15 fuckin minutes get your bag and you’re gone til next time
@reeferrick26355 жыл бұрын
@@defaultusername123 found the dealer
@gangland4794 жыл бұрын
@@reeferrick2635 I found the junky
@reeferrick26354 жыл бұрын
@@gangland479 you're damn right
@davidsnyder20002 жыл бұрын
😄 Absolutely the best advice ever lol 😆
@robertfernandez22786 жыл бұрын
Genius!!!😂
@fadeaway66994 жыл бұрын
I've Been doing this for ages now lol
@missscreamwhore5 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey is the best
@hq41664 жыл бұрын
No, way joey that my fav comedian ⭐️
@coolinism5 жыл бұрын
I tried that shit with a dealer once when I turned up short and his simple response was, don’t make me get violent 😳 that was my time to bounce empty handed 😩
@OkOk-xx8it4 жыл бұрын
dan coolinism DAY 1 no credit cause its mixing bad bizz n exit plan's...guns they dont play
@imshaunnurse2 жыл бұрын
Yeah you gotta build a relationship first. And understanding you get paid. Once you fall behind they think you're hooked and will keep your debt in line because you want to get high. I've walked into places as a fresh face and get ripped off with shit quality weed. So when I had one dude who was consistent and understood I was showing up there cuz everyone else shit sucked that door opened real quick
@andrewdenine16852 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha thanks for the tip 😜
@mattclark85354 жыл бұрын
He is absolutely right it’s all about etiquette.
@c4pt1n54no5 жыл бұрын
No better feeling than clearing a bong while you're taking a shit.
@AwakeningEnthusiast4 жыл бұрын
Haha he's brilliant!
@Mr.Jtea35 жыл бұрын
Right when this video starts bro you look like Chris sale in the shadow lol
@samwich417uselton66 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey with the street wisdom
@trevorgerard52126 жыл бұрын
Damn coco you the truth mane respect brother
@7eis4 жыл бұрын
Thought the guy in the cap was deadmau5 for a second or two
@jeffreymoran62345 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey you need to start charging money for the game you giving these people some if thus shit is priceless tho Uncle Joey is speaking in the 100% truth.
@nickmagrick77026 жыл бұрын
shit thats actually good advice
@04dram046 жыл бұрын
This is smart
@Chales0232 жыл бұрын
Josh almost went, word for word. Of Seth Rogen in pineapple express lol
@ashleyirwin13205 жыл бұрын
100% truth lol😂👌
@bradbeining33416 жыл бұрын
I wish I would have thought of that back in the day
@MattSkylar6 жыл бұрын
2:06 and 2:55. You're welcome.
@hankthecowgirl6 жыл бұрын
Hahahha
@hankthecowgirl6 жыл бұрын
Fuckin lee lol
@albertonino26525 жыл бұрын
haaa aa a
@MugenFuu5 жыл бұрын
Thank you lol
@Islamivan4 жыл бұрын
2:53
@amberwkly37475 жыл бұрын
LIFE LESSONSSSS FROM JOEY D!
@leovevo52875 жыл бұрын
He lucky he gettin that ball 180 lmao
@TexaStunna1876 жыл бұрын
Coco is a mad genius
@GabrielPerez-cn9bb4 жыл бұрын
If you want them to pick up the phone, owe them money
@eraserhead125 жыл бұрын
All my dealers are anonymous
@andrewd19236 жыл бұрын
Uncle Joey learning us something
@omgurheadsgone5 жыл бұрын
GazB85 it’s a joke...
@videomanemedia86496 жыл бұрын
What years were that
@Jux1401 Жыл бұрын
The truth.
@fast41795 жыл бұрын
I'm going to try this with my Dui classes
@shottadaman67475 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@NEUTRALDROP5 жыл бұрын
Owe them some money that's how you get your attorney or dealer to pick up the phone or anyone else for that matter
@claytonjepsen96905 жыл бұрын
NEUTRAL DROP what’s the point of the comment
@NEUTRALDROP5 жыл бұрын
@@claytonjepsen9690 the point is once you pay someone and you don't owe them any more money you're no good to them anymore if you owe them money they want to answer the phone so then you can give them the money that you owe them it's as simple as that and it's a fact if you want your lawyer to show up to court on time every time I owe him some money if you pay him in full he doesn't care about going to your court date let me know if you get the point now
@reeferrick26355 жыл бұрын
Thanks, it's like we watched the same video
@thomasmohan95654 жыл бұрын
You’re a real fan if you know this was a Monday.
@anilgill68465 жыл бұрын
Savage!!
@juliand93462 жыл бұрын
If I could make one wish before I die.. I wish Joey would wake me up with a call at 730 lol
@34ey5drift82 жыл бұрын
when i sold it was like a job from 12-24 i was open lol
@thejessman14604 жыл бұрын
He’s totally right, be a good customer and then ask them to front. Wait a while and they’re blow up your phone/voicemail.
@jamescrosco9601 Жыл бұрын
Ben doin this for years lol all my bud dealers pissed hahaha
@thisguy18904 жыл бұрын
Preach. Control your own power.
@sosababy3384 жыл бұрын
They hold our money hostage lol
@yowiewowie26635 жыл бұрын
I noticed most drug dealers have dogs
@shottadaman67475 жыл бұрын
To warn if popo coming
@yankees293 жыл бұрын
Security system.
@evelinotiger61074 жыл бұрын
This guy is like my uncle lol.
@jacobmortimore4 жыл бұрын
Never owe anyone money. Then you're truly free
@davidsummers2685 жыл бұрын
They always knew lol u aint that slick
@JessyJ3184 жыл бұрын
Cuban gangster 🙌🏻💙
@LolLordy5 жыл бұрын
gotta remember that it's a dealers job to help you out ---> more business for them. you can push it a lot further than you think - they need customers as much as you need a hookup
@samabdow75986 жыл бұрын
4:45 - Very important point Joey made here, listen carefully