Joey Diaz on Knowing the Right Time to Rob Someone

The Church of What's Happening Now
Episode 625
Joey Diaz, Lee Syatt, and guest Kate Quigley
• The Church Of What's H...

[@mikeflc7676]

Joey Diaz should be a character in grand theft auto 6 if they ever make it

[@draico4265]

Mike Collison should be a main character at this point or an important side character

[@kc-99]

he should be a funny personality on the radio or something lol

[@youarewhatyouchoosetobe.9893]

Random side character would be pretty cool.

[@shutup3724]

I wanna like this so bad but it’s at 69 likes and I don’t want to ruin it

[@MrGrombie]

Forget about it

[@caspar_gomez]

"I don't want to say the kids name" 5 seconds later "Perry. That was the kids name" haha

[@ultramag.7]

lol!!!!!!!!!

[@kingofhearts2032]

Just got to this part 😂😂

[@patel210]

Hahaha

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Classic

[@ezekeiltheprophe7688]

I laughed so hard. Lol.

[@axeldavidson3096]

Him: "this morning I woke up and took the fattest shit in my life" Her: "that's insane..."

[@TribekaGaming]

LMFAO

[@racerx6041]

"That's crazy"😂😂😂😂

[@dssd619]

This is a hot broad that has never been told to shut the fuck up.

[@mywhitepearlies]

i’m him

[@logandavis333]

"nooo!"

[@papperiposten3899]

”Youre just like me” who are you kidding kate

[@HiResDez]

Canton, Ohio is like fucking pleasantville.

[@Sm0k3y707]

I was just about to comment that. Lol. This bitch got some ego

[@chasedixon1492]

OldAssYoungBoi the irony of your comment to me is that in New Jersey, where I'm from, there's a town called Pleasantville I used to deliver packages to when I worked for FedEx and it's a total slum lol

[@kxngzeal5757]

Uhm more like she's just like Joey ..... Joey is older .... it can't be the other way around

[@shogun540_5]

Lol i said the same shit he detailing his plan to rob other drug dealers & this white girl has the nerve to say you're just like me

[@boylibrary3533]

Joey’s podcast is basically just him bringing people on and him telling them stories 🤣

[@austinleap5924]

And he constantly talks over his guests

[@diegoledezma4045]

Why else would u be on the church

[@barringtonfisher87]

He gets guest interviewers

[@Max-ip9vc]

Probably cos his stories are always more interesting 😂

[@AG-gy7qq]

That’s funny. These ppl art cvnty momos

[@Seymour-Butts_666]

Lol this broad said “yeah I’ve never broken into anybody’s house” like as if that was ever possibly in question.

[@GHStudios1000]

It’s funny how the girl is trying to match herself to Joeys stories like cmon you get upset if your Avocado isn’t ripe enough for toast

[@panict.v7824]

GHStudios1000 She said I get hurt emotionally fuck outta

[@eliplacencia6735]

Who tf puts avocado on toast

[@Pariah_Larry]

Eli Placencia you’re missing out lol

[@warriorprincess1846]

@Derrell S Snobby white people eat this. Good white people have butter and jam! 😁

[@warriorprincess1846]

@Fca Fanati hahaha agreed 😘

[@Goose21995]

“I dint wanna say his name” *Literally one minute later* “And they pummeled Parry, that was the kids name...” Lmfaoo! Gotta love joey

[@dalekelly7639]

Yeah but the real kid spelled it Perry.

[@jojoface4940]

"That's insane, That's insane That's That's insane That's insane"

[@gotnokush]

Wtf is Kate and why is she even relevant to this episode.

[@ogkhud]

The guest😂

[@justinwatson6932]

Lol

[@jessejon5891]

Kate says “she has friends like that”.

[@-roejogan-]

"I started at 16, now I'm 21." Lookit what 5 years on coke does to you! Crazy that Joey Diaz is only 21.

[@jimchance5006]

Sheogorath bruh he's 54

[@sunny-lk5sr]

Wooosh

[@lyricderbin1169]

Are you being funny or are you actually this fucking stupid?

[@evilshinobi7712]

LOL!!!!!!

[@-roejogan-]

Lyric Derbin if you have to ask it's too late for you. the thing with comedy is that you don't explain why the joke was funny after you told it. it's like what they say about magicians not revealing their secrets.

[@_aoonkii_1722]

Joey "Take a Nug outta ya bag" Diaz😂😂

[@noelfernandez1455]

Legend has it "that's crazy"

[@REALDEALRIPTV]

Someone: "Hi" Kate Quigley: "That's insane"...

[@DanniChan_Worldwide]

If she says "no way" or "that's insane" one more damn time...

[@jacobm8396]

No way

[@epicestpoopmunchergangepm7962]

thats crazy

[@patriot9487]

That’s insane

[@ey3z4ya]

Oh no woman interrupt man with word

[@HowdyPartner7]

When she goes “your so much like me”😂 ight lady

[@rosettastoned7164]

nobody: kate: that's insane.

[@Huey1999]

Lee’s laugh in the background is just hilarious on its own, unironically well timed 😂😂😂

[@ericjordan9090]

Sounds like joey is telling his version of Goodfellas lol

[@ericjordan9090]

Thomas More EXACTLY 😂😂

[@MR4_11]

Jack Badabing he ain’t a wannabe

[@MR4_11]

Jack Badabing or maybe he is tell me a good reason why he’s a wannabe

[@1khiiihx1]

this question is still unanswered 3 almost 4 years later 😂

[@atomicboomstick2543]

No. No. No. No. No. No -Joey Diaz

[@fatherwasp1565]

Atomic Boomstick you missed like two “no”s family

[@grcundercover5901]

7:35

[@GarbageMemesTBH]

Joey Diaz is an incredible story teller

[@DennisAlexioAndyHug]

Legit GTA character

[@yowiewowie2663]

MiamiDanny a boos character or drug dealer

[@gualo4315]

Why is this girl throwing in unnecessary adlibs. Who said anything about revenge lol

[@dean8917]

She trying really hard to relate

[@tomm_m_m6378]

Imagine being one of the people joey is talking about robbing or beating up 😂😂😂

[@YellowPaint100]

Exxxxactly! 🤷‍♂️ wouldn't be surprised if he's found layed out or slumped over a steering wheel.

[@ray420lafleur]

That’s why robbing people is for losers.

[@j.style18]

@@ray420lafleur ur replying to a 3 year old comment what u think u proving?😂

[@kyleo.6995]

Joey: If you're at the bar, I know nobody's at your house and I can rob you Kate: You're just like me!!!!!!1!!

[@SodaPopinksi]

"That's insane", take a sip each times she says that.

[@brauliobonilla249]

“That’s insane “ the ‘LOL’ version of a conversation happening In real time.

[@politelyimpolite]

I can listen to Joey for hours

[@up2nogood96795]

Gotta Love Joey Diaz....❤

[@MrAnarchyleecher]

Joey Diaz the definition of OG WOW

[@brianwhite8861]

Joey Diaz you straight just told my life story well a portion of my chaos. But damn man I can relate like a m.f. crazy. Thank you for all that you do

[@joshuaherd1015]

Nah he told his life story and you relate your crap experiences to his incredible ones.

[@chiroguy1984]

Here in 2022. Praying for Kate and her family.

[@TopOfNewYork90]

man i could listen to joey telling stories all day

[@codeblue8922]

That Black Sabbath poster is sick AF!

[@jacobegizo6035]

"That's INSANE!"

[@jasongriner24]

It's 6:15 AM on a Thursday morning almost been up 24 hours gotta go to work soon and here I am watching Joey Diaz talk about cocaine on cocaine funny how shit works out sometimes lmao

[@vJofsy]

Same boat LOL

[@nikieddi]

“that’s crazy” “that’s insane”

[@broncos915]

Liking this clip before I even see it 👍🏻 😂

[@elliotwayne618]

Wow, I didn't know Joey did blow.....

[@Snaffle]

Seriously?

[@elliotwayne618]

@@Snaffle He has never mentioned he did Coke ever.....

[@dennydiaz5080]

@@elliotwayne618 lol you must be new af here

[@lamigraice2442]

@@elliotwayne618 HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sazzay3579]

LMAO very new

[@neil2905]

that's the only time I've heard the "mo-mo" insult outside of the movie Casino.

[@jaygroomes1357]

I love Uncle Joey!!

[@ericglenn9984]

These titles will have u on a watch list

[@callan_blount]

Seems Joey is a subtle car guy.. refers to homey's 5 series as an E28. Nice

[@zeustrys2710]

Callan Blount I thought he was saying z28. As in Camaro

[@callan_blount]

@@zeustrys2710 I think you right man. I listened again and heard z

[@Bigflako]

Zeustry S it’s an easy misunderstanding because he slurs “his” and “Z28”

[@goatboy3562]

I love the picture of LT in the background

[@Phike9391]

I've watched like 30 different videos with about 20 different guest's...n I have only heard them talk a combined 5 min 😆 he just invites them on to tell them stories 😂😂

[@OldWorldNY]

Uncle Joey dropping knowledge

[@unclerick1568]

This girl is delusional. It's so hard to watch.

[@ThatFilmisGnarly]

Joey: *telling story about stealing coke* Kate: "we're exactly the same"

[@MatPritchard220]

LumpySpaceBrotha 😂😂😂😂on point. So fucking ridiculous

[@Atvsrawsome]

He needs to have a movie made about him and his life...or a series on hbo or something.

[@shaolin6]

This is the definition of a Shysti dude. Rob his own entourage 😂

[@awesomemexican8996]

Now it's dope

[@chrisconnor8086]

“thats not a very good allaby” lmaoo lee

[@damienstone5470]

“...half a momo?” Lol

[@lachlanelmore2405]

Joey: I don’t want to say his name Also Joey: Perry, that was his name

[@bobsandman4821]

There should be a "Joey Diaz movie"!

[@jedaaa47]

Bro On god he really had that robbing mentality the Hook theory 💀

[@j_toledo419]

When I click on a Joey Diaz video I automatically push the like button.. who do ya think your dealin wit..

[@joshuabarnwell5497]

The way they talk about emotion at the end is mad

[@LouSassoleSledgecock]

That’s crazy!

[@jaycurtis2133]

I'm finna be a good as criminal with this virtual training lmao

[@ReginaldGuyII]

Uncle Joey take this time to write a memoir. I’ll represent you bro.

[@anthonypadula7795]

This broad is blowing uncle joey

[@R3VO7UTION]

Joey Jingles jangling about robbing more change jars

[@trapbroadcast4472]

Joey knew about Momo before anyone

[@p-townshankzilla2654]

"I did coke and didnt feel it my 1st time" Well then you didnt do coke, you snorted some crushed up teething tablets 😂🤣😂

[@doodooballs80]

kate quig needs to release those thangsss

[@YurManDavid]

frozenstein she does all the time

[@casperrobles2332]

Tremendous

[@gregc33487]

From the release the twins foundation? Like from the movie grind? Hahah

[@bric9033]

Joey “when the timings right I’ll clip ya” Diaz

[@kylecorbin7225]

Is it possible to edit out her voice?

[@gustavonanarosales2629]

Tio Joey !!

[@jaywow6973]

I’m not gonna say his name 3 minutes later says his name lmfaooo

[@alexanderwelsh4904]

I love her 😍

[@maxwelljacobfreedom]

Revisit this comment section when u turn 12

[@demond3461]

"WHOA, NO WAY!"

[@kyleo.6995]

Joey: I don't want to say his name Joey later: His name was Perry

[@dr.green.]

Kate"that's insane" Quigley

[@marioblanco8672]

they ended this clip at the right moment

[@nrgmovements4782]

joey you gotta hear me i am zoooooooooned rn

[@agentfernandez1473]

"that's insane!"

[@mrezac4790]

“That’s soo crazy”......

[@Dean-pl9sr]

"That's insane"

[@ralfbetancourt1416]

2019 and I’m stuck on clubbing ppl for there stuff

ITS A MOO MOO LIKE A 🐄 🐄 🐄 COW. MOOOOOOO MOOOOO😂

[@c.neekan9118]

C.i.a spread coke that fast lol that freeway ricky connection

[@jetklaatu9831]

Momo! Never heard that definition before but I know a few!

[@Jab_Reel]

“That’s insane”

[@demarcus7315]

Take a shot every time she says "crazy"

[@AndrewB383]

Died of alcohol poisoning halfway through, boo

[@julianod9426]

Give CoCo his own show.

[@xDTHECHEMISTx]

Great fuckin stories. Subbed

[@syndicate2790]

Joey Diaz always got his water on him he always ready

[@awayaway7119]

4:09 she really nearly almost said "why didnt anyone just get a job" wtf is her brain

[@awayaway7119]

@M Pulverman it just reeks of ignorance, the girl barely understands that most petty dealers dont earn enough from work and are turned to crime to supplement their income. and after a earning a certain amount, it helps to keep a job for tax purposes/appearances.

[@delbertgrady1949]

It worked. 75 bucks score. I may lay out of work today...

[@apexvadeor3670]

Joey just writes stories and then tells em on the show

[@jnorth5543]

Cough water every 5sec lol sniff

[@floridabigbear]

Joey sounds like a guy that has atleast heard alot of this stories but claims some of them as his own. Jmo

[@nonamed56]

I mean who believes the guy

[@alexfnsmith11]

Who's the football player in the background? It's driving me nuts! Does anybody know???

[@stephen8996]

These days drug dealers will call the police lol

[@drakeweddner]

@tripd how

[@TonaldDrump686]

Kids robbing each other. Shit goes back and forth. Most people won’t call police to say “ somebody stole my cocaine”. Around here, the “victim” was the robber last time. Sometimes it escalates to violence.

[@logan5804]

Thats insane

[@lowkeyasscharacter]

Sounds like Joey bitched out on his friend tbh

[@crowvelle]

"No wAy YoU're jUst liKe mE ThAt's crAzy nO wAy."

[@trevdogbunkers1048]

65 their cost is way too high its $42 their cost 6t means they're paying more than 200 an 8ball

[@jonathanschadenfreude9603]

Listen, don't mess with Mike!