John Crist with Tim Hawkins: Being a Pastor's Kid

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@85jjp
@85jjp 6 жыл бұрын
Oh man he would've been so fun in youth group 😂
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
THE SLEEVED NURSE He woulda been me if I had been in a youth group. I bet I woulda been exactly like that. 🤣
@arkhambricksskylar
@arkhambricksskylar 7 жыл бұрын
"Are you a criminal John?" "No I'm not a criminal! Do I look like I play football for Florida State?"
@kimmyrich5678
@kimmyrich5678 8 жыл бұрын
"the goodest thing that ever happened to me" 😭😂😂😂
@nehemiahdamien
@nehemiahdamien 8 жыл бұрын
what did he mean?
@BenitaPrins
@BenitaPrins 8 жыл бұрын
+Nehemiah Damien Homeschoolers tend to be stronger on grammar than public school kids. ;)
@littlecrystal3242
@littlecrystal3242 7 жыл бұрын
Kimmy Rich
@jordanadams7475
@jordanadams7475 5 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure why that's funny.
@joshuaashby4449
@joshuaashby4449 5 жыл бұрын
Most likely he means that he accepted God as his Lord and Saviour
@nathanthelibertarian1406
@nathanthelibertarian1406 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone else hear the guy booing after the Florida state joke? ;-;
@annes2059
@annes2059 5 жыл бұрын
He's booing because he knows it's true! 😂
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
I’d guess it was a sarcastic booo.
@adriennem3168
@adriennem3168 4 жыл бұрын
He was boo hooing cause he knows it's true.
@jacobgarcia4826
@jacobgarcia4826 10 жыл бұрын
"Becky about to be finding Nemo." Hahaha love this guy!
@katelynbarrett2858
@katelynbarrett2858 3 жыл бұрын
My favorite part is definitely how he always yells NO NO NO when he makes a joke you’re not supposed to laugh at 🤣
@KaRLa66626
@KaRLa66626 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a pastor's kid and was homeschooled for 3 years. his hair is...wild. LOL
@KaRLa66626
@KaRLa66626 8 жыл бұрын
*Grin* I'm sure everyone gets looks at some point in their lives. :)
@melodyyoung5293
@melodyyoung5293 7 жыл бұрын
Kendra LaLonde same thing for me too, except I was homeschooled all the yrRs
@ellaedwards1375
@ellaedwards1375 4 жыл бұрын
I was homeschooled my wholeeee life and I’m the pastors kid. The assumptions people made about me. Sheesh
@reganbooker788
@reganbooker788 4 жыл бұрын
I'm also a pastor's kid and was homeschooled. lol
@strwbrrymentos2225
@strwbrrymentos2225 8 жыл бұрын
"They're out in the parking lot vandalizing your car!" :)
@ATruePotatoGamer
@ATruePotatoGamer 4 жыл бұрын
How'd he know lol
@swimreader1564
@swimreader1564 3 жыл бұрын
I read this just as he said it.😄
@jekku4688
@jekku4688 4 жыл бұрын
Between Tim and John I think I can count about 25 different hairstyles, one gooder than the next. ;-)
@c.j.midgley60
@c.j.midgley60 6 жыл бұрын
I LOVE how you are laughing at your own jokes!!!!
@kathymyers7279
@kathymyers7279 6 жыл бұрын
Love this guy. Having just as good a time as the audience laughing.
@jennajeffries6872
@jennajeffries6872 7 жыл бұрын
I am a pastor's kid and pround of it oh and I am also out there vandallizing your car.
@fivemtrooper763
@fivemtrooper763 6 жыл бұрын
Same pastor's kid for life
@R1zing
@R1zing 4 жыл бұрын
@@fivemtrooper763 same and homeschooled😂
@fivemtrooper763
@fivemtrooper763 4 жыл бұрын
Rizing BS me too
@JennaLeigh
@JennaLeigh 4 жыл бұрын
That homeschool spelling though!😂😂🤷‍♀️💖🖤
@fivemtrooper763
@fivemtrooper763 4 жыл бұрын
@@JennaLeigh get a life It’s called using your voice to text. It screwed up
@nancysmith2449
@nancysmith2449 7 жыл бұрын
Homeschooling is an amazing thing, that blesses both parents and kids and the whole society. Go, homeschoolers - keep up the good fight. Sky is the limit.
@Poofball2077
@Poofball2077 6 жыл бұрын
YES I homeschool too
@bethanyleavitt4270
@bethanyleavitt4270 6 жыл бұрын
Neffie Smith i was too! God blessed me with parents that wanted my education to be based on biblical principles.
@lisafruehling4326
@lisafruehling4326 6 жыл бұрын
I was homeschooled 2nd grade through 8th grade.... thankfully I’m going to public high school. It’s just a much better fit for me.
@bethanyleavitt4270
@bethanyleavitt4270 6 жыл бұрын
Lisa some people are just better fit in Public School, it just depends on the person's personality. My old Boss's Daughter just learned better in public school because that's just her personality. Don't get me wrong I'm not saying homeschooling is bad at all, it just depends on the kids personality.
@lisafruehling4326
@lisafruehling4326 6 жыл бұрын
Stick Gum totally! I’m just a really social person, and I live in small town with a VERY small homeschool community (which I didn’t get along with anyway). So all of my friends go to public school, and it’s kind of hard for me to know that they are with each other and interact in person every day, and I only see them in person on Friday nights etc. I think I’ll learn better in public school as well. Plus, it’ll improve my relationship with my mom to have some time away from each other.
@treynobles
@treynobles 8 жыл бұрын
I was there! The dude is hysterical!! I miss it!
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 6 жыл бұрын
FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! +He looks so young, back when he was young.
@Goat.Cheese
@Goat.Cheese 8 жыл бұрын
He kinda seems like he's drunk during this whole set...but I totally love it
@DFWsCars
@DFWsCars 7 жыл бұрын
it only makes it better.
@account10558
@account10558 7 жыл бұрын
That's just his personality 😂
@acm9616
@acm9616 6 жыл бұрын
i am a homeschooled mum. and it was a good time with my two kids. brings back memory
@franceshatch3717
@franceshatch3717 7 жыл бұрын
Love him!
@satchels6451
@satchels6451 3 жыл бұрын
underrated line: that's a whole different thing. lolololo
@GreatValueSuperstar
@GreatValueSuperstar 6 жыл бұрын
As an FSU fan that was hilarious
@BlinnBelle
@BlinnBelle 5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at Florida State 😂😂😂
@wyattsullivant9615
@wyattsullivant9615 6 жыл бұрын
Anyone heard the booing after the crack about florida?
@ms.willalwayslovemylife4832
@ms.willalwayslovemylife4832 5 жыл бұрын
I LOVE John Crist and Tim Hawkins ! ! ! ! They are funny as hell ! ! ! ! ! Another comedy I LOVE is Brad Stine ! ! ! ! ! ! 😍😍😍😍
@cynthiadelvalle3437
@cynthiadelvalle3437 5 жыл бұрын
You are a wrecking ball! And I love your hair. ;-)
@jennjack4131
@jennjack4131 5 жыл бұрын
Amen brother!
@bethanycampione3558
@bethanycampione3558 6 жыл бұрын
I am currently a homeschooled PK.
@mikezeke7041
@mikezeke7041 10 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha! !!! Made my morning
@gmsfilms1
@gmsfilms1 3 жыл бұрын
I’m literally a homeschool pastors kid😂😂😂😂
@strwbrrymentos2225
@strwbrrymentos2225 8 жыл бұрын
i'm a homeschooled pastor's kid
@graceobrien5686
@graceobrien5686 7 жыл бұрын
Ellie Largent me too!!
@official_abieks
@official_abieks 7 жыл бұрын
I used to be.
@christopherduvall7094
@christopherduvall7094 7 жыл бұрын
Hey so am I!
@laineh.2470
@laineh.2470 7 жыл бұрын
Ellie Largent same.!
@somethingcool8866
@somethingcool8866 7 жыл бұрын
me too.... don't you love the stereotypes lol XD
@TheRichersonacademy
@TheRichersonacademy 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a pastor's kid and I've been homeschooled my whole life. That's pretty accurate.
@abbieamavi
@abbieamavi 7 жыл бұрын
the fish in the baptismal I would do
@nmelkhunter1
@nmelkhunter1 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, me too!
@anniedaniels6014
@anniedaniels6014 6 жыл бұрын
I saw John Christ in CONCERT O. MY. GOSH.
@albinocadillac
@albinocadillac 6 жыл бұрын
I just died!!!😂😂😂
@Poofball2077
@Poofball2077 6 жыл бұрын
that was the most hilarious video I've ever seen
@anniedaniels6014
@anniedaniels6014 6 жыл бұрын
BEST. SHOW. EVER.
@anapatton4801
@anapatton4801 6 жыл бұрын
I ain't your typical preachers daughter. Saturday night I'll be hanging out with my friends. Come Sunday morning I'll be singing with the choir, driving you crazy with that kiss me smile.
@laineh.2470
@laineh.2470 7 жыл бұрын
Do I look like I playing football for Florida 😂😂😂😂
@OrangeBlue-ir5rf
@OrangeBlue-ir5rf 7 жыл бұрын
*Florida St.
@claytonsmith4960
@claytonsmith4960 7 жыл бұрын
And the idiots booing. thats hilarious. defending a team of criminals lolololol
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 6 жыл бұрын
Savannah hosack It's Florida State. A university.
@heartofthematter247
@heartofthematter247 6 жыл бұрын
Savannah hosack Florida State lol #BIGdifference 🙃
@realBlueMoonMusic
@realBlueMoonMusic 6 жыл бұрын
Tammie Michelle Is all about the U
@michaelsolace6317
@michaelsolace6317 9 жыл бұрын
What DVD is this on?? I want it
@DragerPilot
@DragerPilot 3 жыл бұрын
I love the Florida State joke. It is SO true.
@onemercilessming1342
@onemercilessming1342 3 жыл бұрын
"Do I look like I played football for Florida State?" "No, it's more likely you played football for Paterno and Sandusky at Penn State.
@someonetn548
@someonetn548 6 жыл бұрын
PKs
@karismapalmer439
@karismapalmer439 4 жыл бұрын
Lord God you are a healer and a restorer. We place John In your hands. We pray he will be as sold out to you as your cousin John, Amen.
@theofficialv5635
@theofficialv5635 5 жыл бұрын
... I’m a homeschooled pk, and I have a history of vandalizing cars... with sticky notes
@jacobperry3713
@jacobperry3713 4 жыл бұрын
Me: a homeschooled pastors kid who never vandalized ...😐
@benjaminheavner2816
@benjaminheavner2816 7 жыл бұрын
It has to be Miami football
@Marixpress2
@Marixpress2 5 жыл бұрын
That hair 😆
@melodyyoung5293
@melodyyoung5293 7 жыл бұрын
Me too!
@davidshipes4247
@davidshipes4247 3 жыл бұрын
John I'mma FL gator and the pun on Fl State that's funny right there I don't care who you are 😂😂😂😂😂
@rebeccamaniscalco2764
@rebeccamaniscalco2764 5 жыл бұрын
1:11 he sounds like he’s from jersey
@JovannaandFriends
@JovannaandFriends 5 жыл бұрын
Hilarious!
@Menyhard
@Menyhard 6 жыл бұрын
Wow
@justsomeguy-h3b
@justsomeguy-h3b 3 жыл бұрын
That Florida state joke tho
@SpenReyn
@SpenReyn 3 жыл бұрын
When I was watching this he has 666k subscribers, how funny
@carissacarns3303
@carissacarns3303 6 жыл бұрын
i was a pk and homeschooled...its all tru
@farahm.3346
@farahm.3346 8 жыл бұрын
I'm a pastor's kid and I wasn't homeschooled I went to public school 😁😊
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 4 жыл бұрын
Rebel!!! 😁😂
@curtisfamilychannel5675
@curtisfamilychannel5675 4 жыл бұрын
I ALMOST PEED!!!!!
@hannahparle614
@hannahparle614 3 жыл бұрын
Ha! I am a pastors kid and a teachers kid so I am a double header!
@hannahparle614
@hannahparle614 3 жыл бұрын
It kinda sucks tho cuz I have people always watching me and I have to be perfect always
@bradenlueking
@bradenlueking 3 жыл бұрын
Just realized his name is “Crist” not “Christ” after Tim Hawkins said it
@thehipstertwins
@thehipstertwins 6 жыл бұрын
I'm a Pastor's kid and a homeschooler.
@deniseswayzee7466
@deniseswayzee7466 4 жыл бұрын
You guys really need better sound people recording and mixing your voices because on my phone through Blue tooth it sounds terrible or I can barely understand you
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi
@FirstNameLastName-pg3pi 4 жыл бұрын
it sounds great on mine
@comet6750
@comet6750 5 жыл бұрын
Same boi
@czechking
@czechking 9 жыл бұрын
Funny.
@amalphia63
@amalphia63 5 жыл бұрын
I’m a teachers kid. Pretty sure people thought I was just as knowledgeable in my dad’s subject as he was but my grade was like the lowest in his class. Either that or math
@arandomuser9459
@arandomuser9459 5 жыл бұрын
Amalphia Tales Ha that’s amazing. 🤣 My best friends mom is an (I’m pretty sure) English teacher but he doesn’t like reading. He prefers comics. 😂
@aviavocadoproductions4997
@aviavocadoproductions4997 7 жыл бұрын
the funny part is that in finding Dori _ there is a Becky!
@spideyfan3134
@spideyfan3134 6 жыл бұрын
I love being homeschool
@rosrychaplet
@rosrychaplet 5 жыл бұрын
Look how young he is. Look at that hair
@marysanchez2981
@marysanchez2981 5 жыл бұрын
Considering what he's going through now id say he knew himself pretty well.
@shannonthomas9158
@shannonthomas9158 7 жыл бұрын
I am home schooled
@joshuaboyko9615
@joshuaboyko9615 7 жыл бұрын
Coming from a Vikings fan Dalvin Cook gave this video a dislike!
@kenleysatterfield3843
@kenleysatterfield3843 6 жыл бұрын
I am a homeschool pastors kid
@kholtonkovall5414
@kholtonkovall5414 6 жыл бұрын
All dislikes are florida state fans
@thatplanetkid9562
@thatplanetkid9562 6 жыл бұрын
he reminds me of a very christian Ted from How I Met Your Mother
@heatherritter1562
@heatherritter1562 9 жыл бұрын
I'm a home schooler
@thehipstertwins
@thehipstertwins 6 жыл бұрын
Homeschoolers actually are really smart
@jordanadams7475
@jordanadams7475 5 жыл бұрын
Yeaah I Wich I was homscolled
@nathanielriesterer9103
@nathanielriesterer9103 5 жыл бұрын
@@jordanadams7475 😂
@theriverross9959
@theriverross9959 5 жыл бұрын
HIS HAIR
@YanAsuncion
@YanAsuncion 3 жыл бұрын
Billie joe Armstrong left Greenday and became a Christian Comedian!!!! :)
@edenjoy8479
@edenjoy8479 8 жыл бұрын
preacher's kid*
@jadefire1814
@jadefire1814 6 жыл бұрын
Y'all know why the preacher's kids are so bad right? On account of them playing with the deacon's kids. *BWHAHA* former DK here
@Panwere36
@Panwere36 5 жыл бұрын
One of the few things that *BuzzFeed* gave good to the world! The thing that is true is some pastor's kids are like that. *Pastors' kids unfortunately are either really good or they are "holy terrors"... especially Southern Baptist pastors' kids...*
@socksumi
@socksumi 8 жыл бұрын
Try being a pastor's kid AND an atheist... like me. then imagine the shit storm.
@lizeee6188
@lizeee6188 7 жыл бұрын
socksumi my brother was a pastor's kid. He's a atheist now and my parents and him still have a great relationship.
@tori5532
@tori5532 5 жыл бұрын
he got Florida state and Miami mixed up...it's ok I forgive you.
@fightinggator4398
@fightinggator4398 5 жыл бұрын
The Florida State Criminals! Hilarious, but where I come from a it's a little wore out. We've been calling them that forever. Go Gators!
@kdvincent1982
@kdvincent1982 7 жыл бұрын
Sonic The Douchebag forgot to comb his hair. 😂😂
@st911000
@st911000 6 жыл бұрын
Kenyon Vincent it suits his head.
@martinsentm
@martinsentm 4 жыл бұрын
It's February 2020... and all I want to say is look...at...THAT...HAIR!!! It looks fuzzy. I want to pet it.
@AnnabellaRedwood
@AnnabellaRedwood 4 жыл бұрын
Me too!!!!!
@OrangeBlue-ir5rf
@OrangeBlue-ir5rf 7 жыл бұрын
Already liked him, or I would've said Instant Respect. Go Gators
@aniehall2181
@aniehall2181 7 жыл бұрын
In a pastors kid
@nowankersallowed2115
@nowankersallowed2115 5 жыл бұрын
Something like this with a cover charge I see no issues with.. donating money to charities or the like.
@anitarogers4146
@anitarogers4146 6 жыл бұрын
Hmmmm. Waiting for the funny part here.
@Chaotic_Mind_System
@Chaotic_Mind_System 7 жыл бұрын
Unschooled pastor's kid
@Ancient_Oracle
@Ancient_Oracle 7 жыл бұрын
No you didn't lol..😂
@lizwinters7062
@lizwinters7062 3 жыл бұрын
Funny!!!! Please hear the gospel message! Jesus is our only hope for freedom and Salvation! Ray Comfort has FREE movies and interviews on KZbin
@nursecrystal4750
@nursecrystal4750 7 жыл бұрын
That was so wrong! FSU GO NOLES
@kyliescott2409
@kyliescott2409 6 жыл бұрын
Boooo about the Florida State joke so not cool
@treynobles
@treynobles 8 жыл бұрын
I was there! The dude is hysterical!! I miss it!
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