John Doyle Complains about Pride at Texans

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@kacektv9405
@kacektv9405 3 жыл бұрын
Remember viewers according to world traversed 21 year old who still says "epic" in his daily speech, BDSM is EXCLUSIVELY gay men torturing themselves in leather. If you are a straight person who enjoys bdsm well I have bad news you are actually a gay man. I dont make the rules, John does.
@SketchBlakely
@SketchBlakely 3 жыл бұрын
Aw fuck bro I’m gay :’( wait wait nope was already there false alarm
@JHammy642
@JHammy642 3 жыл бұрын
Conservatives barely understand what sex is, let alone good sex. It’s what zero pussy/bussy will do to a mf
@krattikat7185
@krattikat7185 3 жыл бұрын
The realization that your girlfriend is actually a gay man.
@kacektv9405
@kacektv9405 3 жыл бұрын
@@krattikat7185 *Pat's back* its gonna be okay. As a gay guy into bdsm im... admittedly not sure what happens to me. Am I a stereotype? Or am I double gay now? But we'll all get through this.
@lizzyfredrick2363
@lizzyfredrick2363 3 жыл бұрын
What I like is that the example he gave was fifty shades of grey. Hmm...
@MisterRorschach90
@MisterRorschach90 3 жыл бұрын
It’s really getting bad for these guys. Every day goes by and their outlandish beliefs are challenged and proven wrong. The constantly have to scour conspiracy forums and right wing hate blogs to find the newest most up to date lies to even sound relevant in their own circles. And that’s just for the tiny subset of conservatives who actually kind of care about consistency. They are acting like children who can’t stand any form of criticism. Even if it’s constructive. We are just asking you to be decent human beings. Is that too much to ask for?
@UltimateOmegaRed
@UltimateOmegaRed 3 жыл бұрын
For them? Yes. Yes it is.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
The cruelty is the point. Conservative positions depend entirely on post hoc justification of preconceived biases.
@JHammy642
@JHammy642 3 жыл бұрын
How is he doing kink at pride discourse while simultaneously not understanding what a kink is? The mental gymnastics is Olympic level
@bunnygirllori4156
@bunnygirllori4156 3 жыл бұрын
He acts like he doesn't understand kink, then goes out and just does his humiliation kink in public with random people. SMH
@ToxicAudri
@ToxicAudri 3 жыл бұрын
It's all in service to make people hate what they are being misinformed on, he's an agent of hate.
@marocat4749
@marocat4749 3 жыл бұрын
Porn, he did watch , i mean "research" porn. And badly at that. And some weird porn at that for a "religious upstanding pure christian" judging his vocabular. I kno its hypocracy and the religious are often really ... . But boating with it without proper research, very professional. Ps anyon having questions, qwatts the safeword and kate blaque are excellent educators on youtube, watts on twitch too.
@camwyn256
@camwyn256 3 жыл бұрын
Kink shaming IS my kink. Don’t kink shame me!
@producerdane3134
@producerdane3134 3 жыл бұрын
funny how Real Texan Beard Man John Doyle can’t even find boomers who are as homophobic as he is.
@jvang2293
@jvang2293 3 жыл бұрын
Dude he crushed a bang can....he is masculine as fuck!
@smithblack5945
@smithblack5945 3 жыл бұрын
John wanted those people to be more homophobic and got mad when they weren't. He then tried to cope and frame it as "republicans arent so homophobic after all"
@JHammy642
@JHammy642 3 жыл бұрын
But they WILL avoid the vaccine like it’s a plague… ironic
@ToxicAudri
@ToxicAudri 3 жыл бұрын
@@JHammy642 most do, there are some who don't, because they don't believe all the insanity. Sadly peer pressure works both ways, it can be used for acceptance, or to spread hate.
@ultraboombean
@ultraboombean 3 жыл бұрын
Most people who are republican I know are cool with gay people themselves. However some of them are more likely to believe that homosexuality is being pushed on kids or stuff like that. But they do not think that all gay people are bad because of that. I think the prejudice is more complicated than people think. It is not an outright hatred anymore. It is like they are more likely to believe untruths about them . Like a bias. Like even in this interview you can see that .
@ultraboombean
@ultraboombean 3 жыл бұрын
Also I live in East texas and even though I am an atheist most of my friends here attend church every week.
@JoshuaWillis89
@JoshuaWillis89 3 жыл бұрын
John just doesn’t understand Southerners. We are conditioned to be ultra polite in public. You aren’t hearing anyone’s honest take here. Also, you don’t have to have “hate in your heart” to support hateful policies.
@ChrisLee-nw8qc
@ChrisLee-nw8qc 3 жыл бұрын
"I don't like talking to women." We know, John. We know.
@NoMoreSuperHero
@NoMoreSuperHero 3 жыл бұрын
For someone that's pro life, tradition, and the nuclear family, he sure makes it easy to question whether he's attracted to women.....like at all.
@PhantomLord
@PhantomLord 3 жыл бұрын
John doyle 2021: "I'm so bored with making correct predictions" John doyle 2020: "I predict Trump will win the election with a 49 state landslide" 😂😂😂
@nathanjasper512
@nathanjasper512 3 жыл бұрын
He stole that from Tim Pool.
@mauvedragontiddies9244
@mauvedragontiddies9244 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, he thinks he was right.
@sonic8005
@sonic8005 3 жыл бұрын
@@mauvedragontiddies9244 that is both more fair and more pathetic at the same time
@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385
@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 3 жыл бұрын
That was a joke.. You know that right?
@sonic8005
@sonic8005 3 жыл бұрын
@@helpiamstuckonthismanshead3385 maybe John did not mean it. He did fully believe Trump would win, that Trump did win.. That Trump would somehow change the election outcome... Any of those are reason enough to not take him as a credible source
@RecMike
@RecMike 3 жыл бұрын
Texas hasn't been easy on ol' JD it seems. Guy looks like shit. Also, I'm positive John is trying to score with his housemate. Probably tries to catch him in a towel after a shower.
@nathanjasper512
@nathanjasper512 3 жыл бұрын
Why is he dressed like the old man in Jurassic Park?
@RecMike
@RecMike 3 жыл бұрын
John Doyle spares no expense.
@producerdane3134
@producerdane3134 3 жыл бұрын
@@nathanjasper512 i’m 96% sure he thinks he’s dressed as a cowboy??😂
@TheN00bmonster
@TheN00bmonster 3 жыл бұрын
I've lived in fort worth for about 5 years now and boys like John do NOT dress like how he is dressed right now. They have a look to them: pastel fishing shirts, sunglasses, boat shoes. For a large city this is a pretty conservative place. But even then John can't find open homophobes.
@naturalistmind
@naturalistmind 3 жыл бұрын
speaking of having nice parents i told my mom i was ace/queer yesterday and her response was that she was nearly trans when she was younger. (shes 61 so that seems pretty good for a boomer)
@cajunguy6502
@cajunguy6502 3 жыл бұрын
Here in Texas, we have a saying for folks like John here: "All hat, no cattle."
@deadshot0274
@deadshot0274 3 жыл бұрын
John Doyle now larps as a texan.
@domenicgalata1470
@domenicgalata1470 3 жыл бұрын
Question to the Americans here: Why does Texas have any input into the education of the country ? Texas is moving to make themselves the least friendly to education in the country. I mean actual education free of religious poison. How can this be changed? Can Texas be precluded from having influence on public education?
@lewiskazzamo230
@lewiskazzamo230 3 жыл бұрын
Biggest issue is Texas makes pretty much all the gradeschool text books of our nation, so their stuff is a pretty big impact. With new education tools that not /as/ strong as it used to be, and in low funded areas that can still be a problem. Pretty much if the new education rules of Texas pass you'll likely see the polarization of party get more and more drastic in regions.
@TheN00bmonster
@TheN00bmonster 3 жыл бұрын
My understanding is that we set the textbooks because we have a lot of students. So because of our high demand our state government places the biggest textbook order and so the textbook companies put whatever the customer (Texas state republicans) wants into the books. That's just what I was told growing up going to public school in Texas.
@hannybananny6550
@hannybananny6550 3 жыл бұрын
A ton of school books distributed all over the country come from Texas
@domenicgalata1470
@domenicgalata1470 3 жыл бұрын
@@feeblereptilian Thank you for your insight. I imagine it also at the individual State / County / Local School Boards? I live in Ontario, Cañada. We have a Public School System, and it’s excellent , could definitely be improved. And the Separate School Board ( Catholic School )!width French Immersion Schools as well as Private Schools. All well funded with flaws and room for improvement. School Boards are active but not to the degree as in the US outside of the elite. Schools.
@710Chicken
@710Chicken 3 жыл бұрын
Mfs will straight up listen to AC/DC like a national anthem then say Lil Nas x is the devil
@teenkitsune
@teenkitsune 3 жыл бұрын
Old people, am I right? I hope we're not like that when we're old.
@Shepard0817
@Shepard0817 3 жыл бұрын
I mean… he does become the devil in the end of the Montero music video.
@Kropothead
@Kropothead 3 жыл бұрын
Why not both? Papa Satan loves us all.
@JHammy642
@JHammy642 3 жыл бұрын
He grew a beard and somehow looks worse because of it. Make that shit make sense, Johnny
@joe94c
@joe94c 3 жыл бұрын
He's such an insecure try-hard...
@XCrisCrossed
@XCrisCrossed 3 жыл бұрын
It makes him look older, but like, 45 year old dad trying to appear young older
@teenkitsune
@teenkitsune 3 жыл бұрын
It's just so frustrating to see adults get all foamed up over boys wearing "girl clothes" like if the doctor says "congratulations, it's a boy" that person wearing certain clothes is the end of the world, I mean as bad as it is for girls at least there's more flexibility in clothing choices, nobody bats an eye if a girl wears pants but God forbid a boy wears a dress. And this isn't just ne talking as a lefty, I'm AMAB and I would rather dress "like a girl" because I find those styles more appealing but I was never allowed to and it's so frustrating, I often look at girls and women with envy.
@untitled-gv3qp
@untitled-gv3qp 3 жыл бұрын
I remember hearing people say that guys can only wear one earring because one is being a thug but having both ears pierced is gay. And it was just diamond studs, never hoops or anything. I never understood that. Does anyone else remember that? Do people still say that?
@lewiskazzamo230
@lewiskazzamo230 3 жыл бұрын
That sucks, I fully support you wearing what you want but also understand if you're in an area that might make you hesitant to do so. While not nearly the same have you considered what might be seen as "acceptable" compromises like a kilt or such? As a guy in the south that wears nail polish and worn a kilt had way more questions about the nails.
@teenkitsune
@teenkitsune 3 жыл бұрын
@@lewiskazzamo230 Sadly a kilt doesn't have the style I'm into, it would feel inadequate.
@teenkitsune
@teenkitsune 3 жыл бұрын
@@untitled-gv3qp I just remember "the gay ear" in some adult animated comedies, particularly Family Guy and American Dad, never understood it.
@lewiskazzamo230
@lewiskazzamo230 3 жыл бұрын
@@teenkitsune I can understand and respect that. I hope you can reach a place where you feel safe and secure in dressing how you actually want to then.
@darkstar1360
@darkstar1360 3 жыл бұрын
15:00 John, you are a boomer. Your intro literally fetishists the 1950s.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
Aye. Boomer is a state of mind.
@NoMoreSuperHero
@NoMoreSuperHero 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, what right winger DOESN'T fetishize the 1950s?
@darkstar1360
@darkstar1360 3 жыл бұрын
@@NoMoreSuperHero that's my point. He complains about them, even though he is almost exactly like them.
@NoMoreSuperHero
@NoMoreSuperHero 3 жыл бұрын
@@darkstar1360 He really is a boomer in a young body. Not even dating and he already hates his wife.
@JHammy642
@JHammy642 3 жыл бұрын
Being gay is when you move to Texas and don’t give us the chuds - John Doyle’s script writing
@kelseakelsea5131
@kelseakelsea5131 3 жыл бұрын
Because he’s a chode
@Teremei
@Teremei 3 жыл бұрын
@@kelseakelsea5131 He's a chukalucka choe choe.
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 3 жыл бұрын
This stinks of John going looking for people to agree with him about gay issues, and couldn't find anyone willing to do so on camera, so he did a 180 and decided to talk about how enlightened and tolerant the right is. I'm surprised he didn't film his "prediction" after the fact and just cut it to be near the beginning of the video.
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 3 жыл бұрын
Especially ironic when we all have that group debate with Blair White in mind still... Or just... any other public opinion Johnny has shared.
@JoshuaWillis89
@JoshuaWillis89 3 жыл бұрын
John is so sad and weird.
@feistygheisty
@feistygheisty 3 жыл бұрын
He creeps me out so much.
@RavennaZane
@RavennaZane 3 жыл бұрын
Every time John says "I have some photos to show you" my fight or flight kicks in. 🤣
@feistygheisty
@feistygheisty 3 жыл бұрын
That must be what that is. I seriously just get a weird violent impulse whenever they do John Doyle vids. Everything about him right down to the way he desperately tries to keep his paper thin lips wet while he talks at 2x speed makes me want to strike him. Is this what bullies feel?
@Xipetotec83
@Xipetotec83 3 жыл бұрын
Lol white dude moves to Texas immediately larps as a cowboy...
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 3 жыл бұрын
Although tbh, there's only a couple styles that beat the heat comfortably.
@Xipetotec83
@Xipetotec83 3 жыл бұрын
@@christophergreen6595 except that they have different hats and his cowboy hat is aweful lol
@BradsGonnaPlay
@BradsGonnaPlay 3 жыл бұрын
@@Xipetotec83 I thought it was a straw hat until halfway through the video
@coltsfan354
@coltsfan354 3 жыл бұрын
John is just like Poop Girl. He uploads himself getting dunked on for minutes on end, and expects that to validate him.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
Kaitlin Brownlet
@RavennaZane
@RavennaZane 3 жыл бұрын
You should absolutely visit John in Texas, wearing your corn suit. Order a sub (assuming he's working at Subway still). He thinks he can escape, but he cannot. 🤣
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 жыл бұрын
Get few friends in corn suits too
@politiqueen420
@politiqueen420 3 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 March of the Corn when?
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 жыл бұрын
@@politiqueen420 children of the cob? I'm not in America, so I don't wanna impose time or date.
@polarbearzonthemoon
@polarbearzonthemoon 3 жыл бұрын
Hahah does Jhon think all cowboys are straight? Ooh boy does he need a reality check... yeehaw
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
Dude went to the STOCKYARDS. Duh he’s going to get that reaction.
@gazblackheart4596
@gazblackheart4596 3 жыл бұрын
Its clear John and his friends only have the most vanilla of sex if any at all lol.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
The only sex position conservatives know is 'pensive starfish, lights off, no noise'. They also believe the female orgasm is a liberal myth.
@comyuse9103
@comyuse9103 3 жыл бұрын
and i'm pretty sure johnny boy already came out as being against all forms of porn, his incredibly dull understanding of sex would correlate with that actually being true.
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
Ah, watched a bit more, appears he’s in Fort Worth. Lived there too. Gay neighborhood there too.
@TheN00bmonster
@TheN00bmonster 3 жыл бұрын
Looks like I have some BOTHERING OF A CHUD to do in my area
@TheN00bmonster
@TheN00bmonster 3 жыл бұрын
Where is there a gay neighborhood? I always thought it didn't have one.
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
@@TheN00bmonster off of Jennings in the south side where rainbow lounge used to be. I’m not saying that Fort Worth isn’t backwards as fuck but if you’ve lived there, you know how disingenuous it is for Johnny boy to go to the Fort Worth stockyards and engage in homophobic fear mongering. That’d be like going to bob jones university campus and asking students what they think of Norwegian black metal.
@cosmictraveler1146
@cosmictraveler1146 3 жыл бұрын
Ha, sounds like a good Grindr hotspot
@jcboyle82
@jcboyle82 3 жыл бұрын
Fort Worth is a big college town. I went to school there. He might be in for a bit of shock with how liberal the people there are.
@joe94c
@joe94c 3 жыл бұрын
John has his own place so he has to prove how manly he is by attempting a beard
@Pickypickyboo
@Pickypickyboo 3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@nathanjasper512
@nathanjasper512 3 жыл бұрын
Lol. It's definitely an "attempt."
@Blakbox92
@Blakbox92 3 жыл бұрын
It's so weird and nasty
@politiqueen420
@politiqueen420 3 жыл бұрын
it's literally soy beard. He's becoming soyjack irl.
@naturalistmind
@naturalistmind 3 жыл бұрын
i shave my face regularly and i still have a better beard than doyle
@seraphonica
@seraphonica 3 жыл бұрын
So this is what it would look like if Poo Girl grew a beard. Kaitlin Bennett, you need to come back to KZbin and try to get your "Worst Partisan Interviewer" championship belt back from John Doyle
@godocs11
@godocs11 3 жыл бұрын
We just don't want it shoved in our faces...now let's go find another face to shove this in. I can guess this will make you uncomfortable but LOOK AT THIS!! TELL ME HOW UNCOMFORTABLE YOU ARE!
@demonfaeshae
@demonfaeshae 3 жыл бұрын
I hope Doyle continues to follow this arch. It'll be like watching Drew Carey or Mel Gibson when they went insane
@Vengothics
@Vengothics 3 жыл бұрын
Texans are usually very polite but I’ve met some strange people, one guy came into my work that had a shirt on that said liberals suck and I can’t think of how funny it would be if I wore a shirt that said conservatives suck, y’all would be at my throat 🥴🥴
@ifadetogray
@ifadetogray 3 жыл бұрын
You gotta get one that says 'conservatives swallow' to make it land.
@puffinatheart5565
@puffinatheart5565 3 жыл бұрын
I'd actually love that shirt if it turned out that dude was secretly a socialist comrade I kinda want that shirt now ngl
@ultraboombean
@ultraboombean 3 жыл бұрын
We had quite a few Trump shirts at my place of work for sure.
@Crabdoodles
@Crabdoodles 3 жыл бұрын
1. this reeks of old hunter avallone bits 2. when did doyle go through puberty
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 жыл бұрын
2. He didn't, he just glued friend's pubes he picked from a bathroom drain to his face. 1. Hunter gives me hope for Doyle
@politiqueen420
@politiqueen420 3 жыл бұрын
@@tatiana4050 Doyle is too deep into his shit to even consider a shift like Hunter. Too much of an unironic narcissist.
@tatiana4050
@tatiana4050 3 жыл бұрын
@@politiqueen420 i thought hunter was too. I think the fact that John's ideology is so strongly grounded in fundamental Christianity, a small faith crisis, should make him reconsider all of his beliefs. He also is single so there is a chance girl will change his heart. But i guess there are still 40 yo's who are whiney like doyle, living in their sad basements
@PolicyPanda420
@PolicyPanda420 3 жыл бұрын
We gonna ignore that John moved to a liberal leaning city?
@puffinatheart5565
@puffinatheart5565 3 жыл бұрын
The best cities in the country are more diverse, larger, and thus more liberal. The more people have to interact with those different than them, the less bigoted they tend to get. So even in Texas, that's really no surprise. He's such a hypocrite
@PolicyPanda420
@PolicyPanda420 3 жыл бұрын
@@puffinatheart5565 I have a theory that he is moving there due to the seccession rumors.
@fefyfona4318
@fefyfona4318 3 жыл бұрын
So he was hoping to find people as hateful to the LGBT as he is and didn't find any. Why did he even bother posting this. Maybe to show that people usually do not care? And to show that he's just a bigot.
@verager2493
@verager2493 3 жыл бұрын
He knows that his followers are lobotomy cases that would seal clap if he shit into his own hand and smeared it on his face on told them it meant he "owned the libs"
@lizzyfredrick2363
@lizzyfredrick2363 3 жыл бұрын
Imagine talking about politics as a political figure instead of just finding said new reactionary thing that people will look at once and think,"thing bad" so that they implement laws that take away rights and make the poor poorer.
@Pensive_Scarlet
@Pensive_Scarlet 3 жыл бұрын
Haha, look at him, pretending so hard to be a grown man. Let's be honest, though, he's only growing a beard now because his parents forced him to shave all the time while he was living with them.
@domenicgalata1470
@domenicgalata1470 3 жыл бұрын
I think a detective should look into John Doyle. Trace his movements and look at the cities he’s been in and correlate them to missing boys in those cities. He gives off a vibe.
@will.2155
@will.2155 3 жыл бұрын
Can we just go back to them calling us slurs
@BooshMasterOriginal
@BooshMasterOriginal 3 жыл бұрын
John isn't gonna last too long in Texas....
@dontuserachelslurs
@dontuserachelslurs 3 жыл бұрын
"First photograph, what are your thoughts?" * lumirWeird flies out of the blurred man's face * chef's kiss
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113 3 жыл бұрын
Lol, so that one chick who works at the restaurant seems to have mixed up that recent gulf oil spill with the firework explosion that happened in LA when cops misfired the illegal fireworks they collected.
@NopeJustPatrick
@NopeJustPatrick 3 жыл бұрын
John Doyle had complete control over the editing process for this video, and he still comes off looking unhinged. If this is the best he could do, I'd love to see anything they actually felt they had to cut...
@ChillAssTurtle
@ChillAssTurtle 3 жыл бұрын
This is 8th grade spanish class "create a home video of you and your friends speaking spanish" tier video.. bigly sad
@stevenmill6840
@stevenmill6840 3 жыл бұрын
What tier of patreon do I have to do to get the rickroll corn BDSM remix
@AnnSmajstrla
@AnnSmajstrla 3 жыл бұрын
Ugh … look up “dweeb” in the dictionary and you’ll see John Doyle’s mug
@RJCain
@RJCain 3 жыл бұрын
Last time I checked, Blink 182 and Bowling for Soup are pro-lgbt. Someone tell John.
@pinheadlarry2761
@pinheadlarry2761 3 жыл бұрын
I would really appreciate if he got out of, and stayed out of my state. Also, idk what the hell he’s wearing on his head, but it’s not a cowboy hat.
@NoMoreSuperHero
@NoMoreSuperHero 3 жыл бұрын
'Bi jokes aren't that funny' If you're bisexual and single you're NOT bisexual, you're bi yourself. Bud dum tiss!
@thehand7902
@thehand7902 3 жыл бұрын
As much as I want people to actually be better people I don't see the likes of Doyle and others like him growing out of this shit for decades to come if ever. It's just fucking sad, dude.
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113
@Vermillion_Treezzz3113 3 жыл бұрын
I really appreciate your explanation of how gay peeps being less likely to come out due to social stigma in older generations. I haven't heard this issue explained this clearly anywhere else, so I appreciate knowing how to make this argument, now.
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 3 жыл бұрын
I'm only 40, and have had bi friends who grew up doing blue-collar work talk about how uncomfortable Pride made them. I didn't really get it, but did once I got more into that work culture. Its progress, kinda... we're at 'dont ask dont tell'!
@lazzygnome4060
@lazzygnome4060 3 жыл бұрын
John Doyle is the only person I know that can grow a beard, and look more childish than he did clean shaven.
@smacattack88
@smacattack88 3 жыл бұрын
Is John Doyle doing Brokeback Mountain cosplay?
@odstarmor557
@odstarmor557 3 жыл бұрын
Man, even a beard cant scrub the beta energy off doyle.
@edh6532
@edh6532 3 жыл бұрын
24:07 - now all I can hear is, “b-b-b-Benny wore a dress!”
@mikeymoughtin
@mikeymoughtin 3 жыл бұрын
When you were like "you know my history, best friend's trans" i almost cried. Not because like trans ally or whatever, but that I've followed you and hannah from the old days, and to hear you still describe her as your best friend. Soul friends. I love it
@jimitaco1303
@jimitaco1303 3 жыл бұрын
2:45 OKAY FULL STOP. John opened his skit with him reading a copy of Ted Kaczynski's manifesto... you know... the UNAbomber? When asked he claimed it was a book written by Michael Knowles. But that's just a joke, right?
@lizzyfredrick2363
@lizzyfredrick2363 3 жыл бұрын
10:50 this girl is living five parallel universes away.
@ultraboombean
@ultraboombean 3 жыл бұрын
I am kinda sad he is in Texas. We do not need him.
@feralguyver
@feralguyver 3 жыл бұрын
John's mom wouldn't let him grow a beard.
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
I live in Dallas. There are tons of gays here. They literally have their own neighborhood pretty much.
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
That’s to say, I’ve lived in San Francisco too and there are tons of homophobes too. Don’t let this be a representation to you. This fucking idiot
@Iheartdog666
@Iheartdog666 3 жыл бұрын
“Are you gay?” John Doyle that’s so fucking rude…
@posterboy0007
@posterboy0007 3 жыл бұрын
Awww, little Johnny is trying to not look like a caricature from the 50s. That's adorbs.
@nonreligionist
@nonreligionist 3 жыл бұрын
John moved out of his mommy's basement? Awww... fascists grow up so fast...
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
Physiologically at least
@stevenmill6840
@stevenmill6840 3 жыл бұрын
2005 KZbin? Wasn't that the year it was made there were like 2 videos on here
@Shepard0817
@Shepard0817 3 жыл бұрын
Anyone who talks about Lil Nas X and the Montero music video tells me they didn’t watch it. It’s always “he has gay sex with the devil.” That’s not what happens. He slides down to hell, gives the Devil a lap dance to distract him long enough to then kill the Devil and take his crown. He doesn’t fuck the Devil, he becomes the Devil. As if to say, “I am what you fear.”
@drock9009
@drock9009 3 жыл бұрын
Exactly!! But now since he lied and said Lil Naz X had sex with Satan they will believe it. John is a lier!
@Neku628
@Neku628 3 жыл бұрын
Why does John Doyle look like he is about to clean an African safari?
@camwyn256
@camwyn256 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m going to blur his face because he said he’s a teacher.” But filming the kids who clearly are uncomfortable is a okay
@matthewcummings5878
@matthewcummings5878 3 жыл бұрын
"we would see the increase in lgbt identifying people remain the same in each generation." As if gay marriage wasn't only legalized in most countries after 2000
@hughiegibson1716
@hughiegibson1716 3 жыл бұрын
Ouch. He loves to burn himself so often.
@stevenmill6840
@stevenmill6840 3 жыл бұрын
Good to have you back corn man 🌽🌽
@ryleexiii1252
@ryleexiii1252 3 жыл бұрын
I wouldn’t be proud about Texas either tbh
@nanopanda
@nanopanda 3 жыл бұрын
i love how they have to IMPOSE context onto these photos because looking it up would be too hard. plus...its july. why is he doing man on the street from pride month?? "what does it feel like to be right?!" BOI! YOU WENT TO AN ECHO CHAMBER.
@brettoelschlager8249
@brettoelschlager8249 2 жыл бұрын
As a Hoosier, gotta say, Michigan did significantly better during the pandemic than Indiana.
@WhiteScorpio2
@WhiteScorpio2 3 жыл бұрын
Is it just me or did John forget to make a single point?
@danieleyre8913
@danieleyre8913 3 жыл бұрын
Ah yaaaas. I was looking forward to more Jake from the bible reloaded laughing at John Doyle.
@Mikitanfox1
@Mikitanfox1 3 жыл бұрын
Its really sad watching John get totally ignored by people he is trying so hard to fit in with. Like a kid that doesn't fit into any friend group that ends up a loner. I'd feel worse for him if I wasn't 100% aware of what a shithead John is.
@natrixxvision6997
@natrixxvision6997 2 жыл бұрын
For a second there I thought we were gonna get Rick-rolled
@SSmotzer
@SSmotzer 3 жыл бұрын
I nearly vomited from cringe during the skit. God he's a terrible human.
@aldohernandez3916
@aldohernandez3916 3 жыл бұрын
John looks like a skinny version of Boogie2988
@themecha47
@themecha47 3 жыл бұрын
jake expressing he is a bottom was one of the saddest things ive heard while i was playing minecraft to date
@comyuse9103
@comyuse9103 3 жыл бұрын
if everyone is what you are on the internet, am i a dog girl? i suppose that is alright, s'long as its cute. also, thank you for calling out kids as the worst. recently got weird comments for saying kids suck and absolutely do not live up to the weird fantasy of parenthood that people have.
@SA-mo3hq
@SA-mo3hq 3 жыл бұрын
Kids demolish your life. If that's your jam, more power to you but never be under any illusion they don't. Also say hi to the DOOG SLAYER for me
@krotchlickmeugh1444
@krotchlickmeugh1444 3 жыл бұрын
Kids didn't elect George W. Bush. Twice.
@christophergreen6595
@christophergreen6595 3 жыл бұрын
Happy to be childless, less happy about the dating pool :p
@unclebobboomergames
@unclebobboomergames 3 жыл бұрын
Why does Doyle look like caffeine free diet Hasan
@simonj3413
@simonj3413 3 жыл бұрын
IKR?
@unclebobboomergames
@unclebobboomergames 3 жыл бұрын
@@simonj3413 no diet or caffeine free. Both
@brianbunker5057
@brianbunker5057 3 жыл бұрын
She wasn't a plant. Republican girl cici was a plant for sure. They talked to her first then started recording. There's no doubt in my mind.
@saliv88
@saliv88 3 жыл бұрын
John’s attempts at humor reminds me of when I was real into Filthy Frank humor and replicated it horribly.
@sirq3255
@sirq3255 3 жыл бұрын
Yo what funky town is a blue city what did John expect to accomplish.
@Transcocktailbar
@Transcocktailbar 3 жыл бұрын
First...I want my sandwich John and second why did you move to a terrible liberal city John?...why didn't you move to those wonder conservative podunk towns in Texas?
@eljayism
@eljayism 3 жыл бұрын
The old people who can't wait to get away from him... GREAT CONTENT.
@walexander8378
@walexander8378 3 жыл бұрын
Puritan is a long lost word that we should use more. That is John Doyle. It's not a good thing either, it's a highly self-repressed person with, if we're lucky, a few blow holes to let off some steam otherwise they might implode or explode. Like, if his channel wasn't somewhat successful, he might have done some terrible stuff by now.
@brettoelschlager8249
@brettoelschlager8249 2 жыл бұрын
How is that shitty description of BDSM a better choice than just expanding the acronym?
@zenmaster8
@zenmaster8 3 жыл бұрын
It’s pathetic he has to lie about bdsm and drag queen story hour to get people on his side
@maddyc2412
@maddyc2412 3 жыл бұрын
Or he genuinely may not know because he's never even come close to getting laid
@Neku628
@Neku628 3 жыл бұрын
As if, John Doyle is "normal".
@lestats7074
@lestats7074 3 жыл бұрын
Damn Doyle live 30 min from me why, send him back please
@ZERO_O7X
@ZERO_O7X 3 жыл бұрын
Bang energy drink! Tastes so bad, you'll take one sip and throw it on the ground!!
@mosthated.e.2422
@mosthated.e.2422 3 жыл бұрын
This Doyle guy put the in in cel
@CrenVerdis
@CrenVerdis 3 жыл бұрын
"""Fun""" fact ~22:35 "To each his own" in German "Jedem das Seine" is a term that hung over the Buchenwald concentration camp. So yeah. Just found that interesting she would use those words.
@BradsGonnaPlay
@BradsGonnaPlay 3 жыл бұрын
Bit of a reach; that’s an extremely common phrase in the Midwest and south
@CrenVerdis
@CrenVerdis 3 жыл бұрын
@@BradsGonnaPlay I believe as well, that she didn't use it maliciously. But being German sensitises against the phrase. It is older than the concentration camp "slogan" and it gets used here sometimes as well, but it is a bit tainted over here.
@edh6532
@edh6532 3 жыл бұрын
Why did he have to use Mutt?!!! Killing my love for Blink
@lewiskazzamo230
@lewiskazzamo230 3 жыл бұрын
Don't worry, very few rightwingers actually understand the media they consume. It's why people like Paul Ryan like Rage Against the Machine.
@edh6532
@edh6532 3 жыл бұрын
@@lewiskazzamo230 lol I know a ton of grown men who got mad that RAtM “got political” during last year’s BLM protests 😹😹
@lewiskazzamo230
@lewiskazzamo230 3 жыл бұрын
@@edh6532 The Kavernacle actually has a lot of videos about right wingers not understanding how leftist the media they enjoy is.
@Blakbox92
@Blakbox92 3 жыл бұрын
@@lewiskazzamo230 I think part of being right wing is not having the kind of awareness of political messages or subtext in things you enjoy, unless it explicitly and immediately offends your right wing sensibilities.
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