John Mulaney's Attempt to Solve a Mystery Was Unsuccessful

[@emmas274]

‘i don’t want crime to happen to me’ relatable king

[@anniebleveans3682]

Emma S damn 5.7k likes and no replies

[@maygel]

That's why he's running for mayor

[@ErinOC_1306]

Emma S Um how is that relatable? I love it when crime happens to me

[@dishadogra4233]

@@ErinOC_1306 you are not okay..

[@triciadevereaux9601]

I love how he causally said "so I went inside and got my surgical gloves" as if that's something everyone has lying around the house.

[@ButtThuck]

I mean, having exam gloves are pretty good to have

[@swapnilgoyal6771]

I am planning to keep one ✌️

[@melissasaint3283]

Lol, that's so true, but because I always have nitrile gloves on hand, I hadn't thought about that 😂 honestly, though, they're very handy. There's lots of nasty or messy jobs where it's nice to have them around as an option.

[@existentialcrisisalert8476]

You don't have those??

[@tirednotbitter]

Tricia Devereaux I’ve got a box of latex gloves. They’re honestly surprisingly useful for every day stuff

[@Dumpknoedel]

This is the first time i've encountered a fandom who will quote a stand up comedian like it's an inside joke. You guys are awesome

[@Evanescoduil]

You haven’t looked at many KZbin videos then

[@l.a.w8224]

Thanks!

[@chrissiek8706]

#accidentalmulaney 😏

[@lanie7569]

THANK YOU VERY MUCH

[@turnleftaticeland]

haven’t seen something like this since bo burnham

[@hamzahalasadulloh7779]

His interviews are always really entertaining. But anyone else notice the tasteful details in his suit? The specific color choices, the wasp detail, the red lining under the cuffs-and his suits in his stand ups are also always impeccable. As are his visuals accompanying his specials. Taste all around!

[@bee4590]

john mulaney, tastey boy

[@BeeAre]

Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God. It even has a watermark.

[@stefgmac9539]

his lovely wife is a professional stylist--- i always think of her affectionately when i see the hoodie he wore for his first hour, The Top Part. lol. but yes, he's my fave sartorialist/comedian.

[@user-wl9qz2xn7t]

Hamzah Al Asadulloh it’s all his wife 😂😂

[@justlooking3649]

No

[@DrStratComm]

That street smarts training sure paid off, eh? Looks like Bittenbinder taught you well, Mulaney.

[@kabztunes]

Hahaha yes!

[@deanbrannen930]

YOU WANT IT GO GET IT

[@Gabi2484]

Lol! You gotta throw him off his rhythm

[@JRWolfgang1]

You’re not gettin’ him to no secondary location!

[@MsGrapeNehi]

"WHEN you get kidnapped..."

[@ren9821]

john is getting kinda cocky. He’s talking to the police and trying to help them even after he killed princess Diana.

[@shakira4223]

It's weird seeing just John instead of John Mullaney loll I almost went "John?"

[@freddie_plays_piano5787]

And Prince Philip

[@antacidchain3022]

did you know he let that happen to tyler??

[@Kristine_202]

And her lover.

[@Kristine_202]

@@antacidchain3022 Just like a Nazi.

[@slaughterhouse5309]

Never fails to have a ridiculously absurd and funny story.

[@2ndintelligentWorld]

Yeah such a coincidence that ridiculous things happen all the time to comedians. What are the odds?

[@Gymnopediea]

He is a riot. Otherwise that story is mundane.

[@ryswyk5894]

wait until you hear about the time his neighbor was a cannibal

[@caitlinfearn]

John Mulaney NEEDS to be in Brooklyn Nine Nine

[@meiji4785]

Yes! He needs to be a serial killer that's also helping the police like what he said

[@meiji4785]

Btw is that a hat films logo in your pic?

[@caitlinfearn]

Meiji Indeed it is

[@meiji4785]

@@caitlinfearn wow I feel like its very rare to see a fellow hatter in the wild

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

He should play JJ Bittenbinder

[@babacloob5760]

“We’re gonna frame you for MURDER!” - delta airlines

[@ThebigA124]

Because we hate you!

[@PoshWalrus]

Because we’re Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare.

[@Dawn2Dusk23]

@@PoshWalrus okaaaaaaay!

[@roastbeafman87]

But with my girlfriend, she'd just be like, "Let's see if Southwest has any flights!" so it's better.

[@pokemonmaster9325]

luxusmode111 I’m a lil fat girl.......•_•

[@Dracattack]

Those cops were probably bracing for like a body part as they got to the fridge

[@alexyang1841]

This is like a raw joke that's getting workshopped. Can't wait to hear it in his next special

[@victorym744]

Honestly the Horse Loose in a Hospital joke was much better in its raw form. Haha

[@abolghasemamiri3342]

Don't mess with this tall child

[@Vegan4Everything]

Hey, now! I have a baby face too. Reported your comment as bullying and unsubbed. #goodluckwiththat

[@jimjamesjimothy1308]

He has a high waist and feminine hips and he’s not afraid to use them

[@SahVayvay]

@@jimjamesjimothy1308 😂😂😂

[@klp324]

That’s no child. That’s a proud Asian American woman.

[@stefgmac9539]

he's burning that candle at both ends

[@marcus_w0]

Today it's a car... tomorrow an Escallade! nailed.

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

...isnt Escallade also a car?

[@baambooob]

@@tomaszskowronski1406 yes. But the smooth part was the transition between him saying the guys crimes would escalate to an escalade:)

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

I didnt even caught that. Thanks mate.

[@Lgg130]

Breaking down jokes 101

[@tyrakristiansen7188]

@@tomaszskowronski1406 i.. thought he said escalator..

[@geoffreymaher7169]

Get JJ Bittenbinder on the case!

[@lillianward2810]

Geoffrey Maher STREET SMARTS!

[@jasminee1357]

You want it???? You Go Get It!!

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Can I have a money clip with $50 in it? Don’t worry, I’m only gonna chuck it at the first sign of trouble!

[@delsielopez8699]

let him know something hinky is goin on

[@ainsleyking7372]

NO, CALL C.C. TINSLEY

[@nbbim2012]

You can run that through codis.... how he said that with a straight face whilst I'm barely able to breathe from laughing so much

[@Wawagirl17]

I lost it at, "What FILE? What are you TALKING about?" LOL

[@taliapinkk3972]

John Mulaney is Chaotic Good

[@sakurakitokara5249]

Early in life he was NOT chaotic good. more evil, neutral at best 😂 He's really calmed in his old age

[@emmae2520]

I feel this is the definition of lawful, though.

[@sakurakitokara5249]

@@emmae2520 lol I get what you mean 😂 But, on a genuine note, when John was younger he did some very.....unlawful things.

[@emmae2520]

@@sakurakitokara5249 True, very true. I'd say he used to be chaotic neutral and now is lawful good

[@sammyy9223]

YES! Thank you! 😂

[@jackee1054]

Every time I see JM I immediately start to chuckle even before he opens his mouth.....he's great.

[@Gymnopediea]

Same! It's his smirk!

[@bonzupippinpaddleoxacoppil484]

John should cameo in Brooklyn 99 as Detective J.J. Bittenbinder.

[@caitlinmarie2779]

as a forensics student, i find this HILARIOUS

[@clairejkay]

He is so funny, it’s like he hand picks every word to be as funny as possible

[@mathewfinch]

I honestly go back and forth between whether I think he just picks the funniest words, or if his delivery just magically can transform any words into comedic gold.

[@violetsnotviolence]

Ugh, I need help. I'm totally in love with this high-waisted man, feminine hips and all.

[@violetsnotviolence]

A proud Asian-American woman.

[@Jaydoggy531]

That shirt is not little, it's a medium.

[@MemberWhen]

THAT’S SOMETHING HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT!

[@stefgmac9539]

THAT'S THE THING I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

[@ulireinhart1887]

violetsnotviolence sameeee

[@MarianneBrandon]

"He was up to no good," said about Charles Manson. Understatement of the century. Well done.

[@mooble1325]

i think that that might be the joke...

[@dildonius]

Yeah. That Charles Manson guy was a real jerk.

[@TheRealRehman]

Very sus

[@representationmetaphorique]

“I’m no Dennis Fong.”

[@brianr6651]

erin h Fung. Dennis Fung.

[@That-Fox]

I mean I thought he was saying dentist Fung the whole time which didn't make much sense...

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

Detective! We found a pool of the killer's blood in that hallway! Hmm, gross!

[@dimitravasileiadou9771]

Mop it up! Now then, back to my hunch!

[@voyager1568]

I’ll tell ya what we’ll do! We’ll draw chalk around where the body is. That way, we’ll know where it was 🤔

[@kottonkandy0962]

A couple years ago I saw this movie called _Public Enemies_ with Johnny Depp. It was about old bank robbers n’ stuff.

[@iamskippy]

*_Am I the ONLY ONE who thought this was leading to his ridiculously sweet wife showing up and saying something like OH YOU FOUND MY HAT!_* *?*

[@Gymnopediea]

hmm. yes.

[@benjiwyatt8812]

Why is this comment so intense

[@x0stardust-x2e]

nope

[@kevinfager.]

No. I thought it would lead to a realization that there was no evidence of anyone other than him, friends or family having been in the car. But I guess there's a hatless man still out there. Leaving hats as a sort of signature for every crime he almost commits.

[@valentinafangirling]

Lowkey I thought it was gonna end up being HIS hat

[@vlada1582]

i love how Seth never interrupts his guests

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

The people who disliked this video obviously believe horses belong in hospitals.

[@awesomedonut8228]

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey Because the hospital was inefficient!

[@kobeanderson6718]

This is hilarious for complete separate reasons if you do get this reference or if you don’t

[@amango5741]

Hahaha classic

[@failurethepatheticfan200]

At least we have a better situation than those folks with the hippo. I can't beleive he wants to blow up the hospital.

[@kaymay4205]

So people who dont like this video are trump supporters? But I love this video. I love John Mulaney

[@vivianspitzer4554]

ok there have been serial killings in my neighborhood and the description was a “tall slender man” and everyone in my class started saying it was john mulaney because he knows so much about crime he could get away with it

[@abhishekharge6691]

Couldn't be him, he is a "tall spend child."

[@vivianspitzer4554]

Abhishek Harge ah good call

[@amandab3946]

Back up. There were SERIAL killings in your neighbourhood???

[@vivianspitzer4554]

Amanda B yeah it’s really messed up but they’re investigating

[@monarch6662]

@@vivianspitzer4554 obvi slender muhlaney

[@sososaby2133]

PUT HIM IN THE NINE NINE FOR CHRISTS SAKE

[@leshcamp7281]

Nine nine!!

[@maggiee.3297]

And this, my friends, is a prime example of what forensic scientists call "the CSI effect"

[@PureRedScorpio]

Love watching these two together, they're like brothers.

[@maudebayley5284]

I love how it is widely known that if you are watching this video you are mostly likely a John Mulaney fan, so all of the comments are just references to his other work

[@rachaelberrisford1661]

John Mulaney should play The Riddler in some future Batman movie, I feel like he'd nail it

[@wheelie_dude]

Rachael Berrisford I’d be terrified...lol, it’d be awesome

[@Lizabeth4U]

He literally just did a 5 min stand up but in an interview. Love him!

[@CalebratedTV]

the most amazing parts of the late night talk show hosts having John Mulaney on is the fact that he is always on such a roll with these amazing stories that they don't even know how to properly transition to what they're there to talk about. Lol

[@KevinRay_man]

He’s just too funny. 🤣 4:55 ‘And the *mud* on the on the carpet oh that’s mine, *alllriiiiighttt* ‘lol love it.

[@catchakarma5497]

GOD I have the biggest most embarrassing crush on John Mulaney I can’t even look him in the eyes if I ever saw him in real life

[@aughhhhh8304]

I’m lesbian but I’d marry him

[@dimitravasileiadou9771]

@@aughhhhh8304 everyone would marry him... Just so they could hear jokes all day long!

[@kmkelle]

So.... where's the baseball cap? Is it still in the crisper?!

[@dontbefatuousjeffrey2494]

What's the expiration date like on a baseball cap? Is it a long-life item? He could just shelve it...

[@divya-yg2po]

get some rest, tall child.

[@albertdesign5614]

We are all moths. John Mulaney is the light.

[@doorlord1521]

This whole interview alone counts as it's own stand up comedy special.

[@alorahkr]

i love him so dearly

[@orenthalsimpson]

My favorite next to Tom Segura

[@alorahwelti3438]

My name's Alorah too! And I also adore him.

[@Bouncybon]

Few comedians seem to realise that one of their vital gifts needs to be LOVABLENESS. I can sit through all kinds of our (British) comedians and I don't even smile. a) their material isn't very good and b) they are not even nice people, let alone lovable. In John Mulaney's case (only recently discovered by me) I find myself laughing the moment he appears. Bear in mind that a number of US references I don't even GET. Why is this? All kinds of reasons, but a main one is that he is so charming and downright lovable. His material is beautifully crafted and prepared and the way he delivers it is full of surprises that force you to THINK. We like being required to ponder what he just said.....

[@robertsmusic4727]

That tall child tried to solve a crime, aww how cute

[@luvyou-baby]

he needs his own tv show similar to "Curb Your Enthusiasm "

[@danieldietrich9969]

luvyou baby Well his last one didn't turn out too hot. So it may be hard for him to convince a network to pick up another one.

[@Gymnopediea]

Yessssssss

[@cosmicsprint]

@@danieldietrich9969 that show was so terrible, I can't believe that it was his idea. I have to presume that the network persuaded him to change it to that

[@konig_cosplayer]

Watch big mouth on netlifx

[@luvyou-baby]

@@konig_cosplayer had to come back here and tell you Thanks for recommending the show Big Mouth- im on season 2 and its one of the most shocking funniest show ive ever seen, it has exactly my type of sense of humor.

[@ji718]

You come in my RAV4? Lol

[@tomreeves1122]

Jibrail Nor no way that guy drives a rav 4 lol

[@billymcfadden9226]

@@tomreeves1122 dude does your butt itch?

[@cheesecake134]

@@tomreeves1122 He does. He jokes about it in his latest special.

[@bethe192]

My daughter walked me around her Iowa campus one summer visit, just spouting nonstop john mulaney taglines and bits , with me following her doubled over and laughing / crying like an IDIOT! "Ah, there goes another crazy mommy joining us this weekend." This was my first exposure to this man's unequaled humor, and his crazy take on life - loved him ever since!! Thanks, my Lauren! 😅😂😘

[@Vegan4Everything]

Go, John! and Go Hawks (and Panthers)!

[@Vegan4Everything]

Weeeell, if she went to Iowa, she probably got more drunk than edguhmakated, but... lol jk :P

[@Vegan4Everything]

I told my dad that exact same thing but went full fledged Kavanaugh in college. Jk. Good on her (and you).

[@haladriels]

At least if anything happens he will have his street smarts 😂

[@withalittlehelpfrom3]

Amitha Alex he knows how to throw him off his rhythm!

[@claytonis1]

John Mulaney's stand up makes me laugh until I can't breath.

[@minervaloves]

This guy is so likable 💕

[@souptart5284]

seth is a great interviewer... he lets guests tell their stories without interrupting them, and you can tell he’s genuinely engaged with the anecdotes by the way he laughs, how he doesn’t overdo it like other hosts.

[@mnilbydntkt]

Haven't laughed this much watching an interview in ages + today I really needed cheering up! Thank you :)

[@echo_ivy]

every interview of john on any talk show he drinks from the cup they give him he’s like the only one i’ve ever noticed do this

[@net_has]

John mulaney is probably my favorite human being

[@rosiealls]

0:00 I really thought "I know that you are a great lover" was going to be the whole sentence

[@NewMessage]

I must have that tie.

[@blushingfrieza]

Think it's Gucci

[@telectronix1368]

Where would you tie it, huh? Mr (or Mrs or Other) No-Neck message notification? Maybe you'd put it on your clapper, you perv.

[@juliamdp]

I relate to John in so many levels… I’m very proud of it

[@jeremyburns8386]

I love his voice!!! Its like stepping back in time to the 1940s

[@spiveym]

He is a fantastic storyteller

[@amyen333]

John Mulaney never fails to make me smile.

[@SalveRegina8]

Jazzy detective music needs to back this tall child up every where he goes.

[@amandab3946]

av3maria a band shall follow him, and the picture cuts to black and white, he pulls out an oversized magnifying glass and notepad to write down the clues,,,

[@harleycook5538]

Imagine being the girl that didn't give John Mulaney second date

[@justthatdamnawesome]

‘It escalates, ya know today it’s a car, tomorrow it’s an Escalade...ya know coz it escalates’....dead 😂😂😂

[@superweeniehutjnrs]

you come in MY RAV4? and quickly realize i have no valuables? how dare you! and the mUD on THE CARPET?? oh thats mine??? alrigHT!

[@nickrigdon8883]

“I don’t like to speak ill of the dead” hahahaha that’s gotta be a Norm Macdonald reference

[@inkbery4473]

It's kind of a famous phrase/idiom, so.. Idk, maybe, but probably not

[@notusingmyrealnamegoogle6232]

Yeah that+the next line reminded me strong of “I’m starting to think this Hitler guy was a real JERK.” I’d love to see the glorious clash of styles that would be Mulaney on Norm’s Netflix show.

[@loganknox7]

You had me at “great lover”

[@emmab3342]

I really really hope the line “I’ve done the forensics already and they’re safe in my crisper drawer” is a CRISPR pun

[@CreightonMiller]

Big miss there: with his DNA in my CRISPR drawer

[@pujeetjha8265]

Totally 😂

[@robertaclark6079]

OMG, I missed that at first, had to rewind and laughed till I snorted.

[@mendypeters8489]

i mean he can escalate it, like today it's a car..tomorow its an escalade. HA!

[@Repin6]

0:43 I don’t know why, but he reminds me of Michael Scott right there 😂

[@avinavar4818]

I love Seth's little quiet giggle going on underneath John's telling of the story hahaha

[@LivingLikeADoctor5]

I love how quickly Seth changes the conversation

[@zainubaali6704]

I’m watching big mouth and listening to him talk is blowing my mind

[@fernandachristensengama5245]

Love, pure and simple , Mulaney!

[@mindymenear5092]

Love him his voice one of kind in this generation

[@thefreshclap]

I'm just on a binge, watching all his interviews, and I've noticed, hes one of the only people that hosts don't interrupt constantly, because they're too busy dying, or trying to make sense of his stories.

[@sarcasmo57]

He blew the case wide open and still the fuzz won't budge.

[@sha2424]

i can't wait for 3 years from now when we get a new special with a finely tuned bit about solving crime

[@Ernie1978]

This tall child is bloody brilliant and mad funny!

[@fatherterry1017]

“you come in *my* rav4 and quickly realize i have no valuables? *how dare you* ” “... and the mud on the carpet? oh that’s mine? oh alright.”

[@yasminsara]

*he’s so cute wtf*

[@fruitoson4227]

i love his bee tie

[@lorinelson7639]

CONGRATS ON 9 ON EVERYTHING THAT YOU TOUCH TURNS TO GOLD

[@ryanhall5482]

this video was exactly as long as it took me to eat my Mac and cheese

[@lizzylucyn7133]

0:17 he really is running for mayor of nothing 😂

[@jlb9368]

I loved that show - watched it countless times on Hulu, still sad it’s done.

[@poojaindia]

He is an amazing storyteller!

[@VianneyCreates]

Mulaney is such a great storyteller!

[@robertdavis4192]

this Mulaney fella sure is a funny farmer, gonna goneda getta gander at Mister mystery man's standup

[@princesskunji]

John Mulaney is the absolute best!!!! 😭😭😭😭❤️❤️❤️❤️

[@Jason-kn4cy]

“you wanna come in MY rav4” that was too relatable 😂

[@walterthorne5782]

so yes big mouth is awesome and i recommend all the time. but this story of over grandizing is precious and we are so glad it was shared.

[@RinRin_c]

He always look dapper..

[@frankienayman3641]

Big Mouth is my favorite. season three will take ages but I'm still pumped.

[@yasmingonzalez1069]

I love this man

[@jailenepolanco8414]

god i love john mulaney too much

[@designybits4709]

I watched a montage of Jay Pharoah impressions and he did Mulaney. I had no idea who John Mulaney was, so I came to this video next... All I can say is #NailedIt.

[@camiwebe7287]

“i don’t like to speak ill of the dead”

[@callisto5097]

This sounds weird said by you, Alexander

[@eeckern]

Stay Sexy and Don’t Get Murdered!

[@MrHeidio9999]

Stephen!!!

[@conniemartinez3173]

I love it!

[@MsBensmommy]

Murderinos everywhere!!

[@EmilyAngelique1776]

Woo hoo murderinos!

[@victoriacannady8277]

Ayy

[@Ryanjleary]

He’d be a great hilarious detective for an episode of Brooklyn 99

[@matthias8122]

I love his tie.

[@Gymnopediea]

Love his mind