John Mulaney: Trump Is 'A Horse Loose In A Hospital'

[@patricianguyen7012]

I totally relate to that feeling of, "It's too late to say hello now".

[@jeffdiamond486]

We've all been there.

[@texwan]

...that sinking feeling 'how do i hide in plain view!'

[@justinbuergi9867]

I once spent an entire party in the upstairs bathroom after it’d been too long for me to come down so I just stayed there til people were leaving

[@brianjackson598]

When it's waaaay too late to ask someone's name at work and you just pray you have to wear nametags to something someday

[@sonlang4457]

@craisins 86 smooth man... real smooth

[@thelostpiranha]

I love how when John says "It's like a horse loose in a hospital", Stephen just settles in for a good story.

[@prdoyle]

I think Stephen knew he had begun a bit.

[@yammmit]

thelostpiranha funny bit but really only works the first time. After this was my third time hearing it and it’s weird in an interview.

[@Mr.Lubbox-Lobsterlegz1]

It was great

[@thea2003]

8:18 for anyone who wants the time

[@Nick-wl2xq]

he does an even better version of this bit in his special Kid Gorgeous... this is really good too.

[@happyandhapa5490]

"Well, edit that out too, please." I don't know why, but that line almost made me cry laughing.

[@kmsleyang1980]

Happy and Hapa it was the delivery boo...it was super funny cuz of his delivery!!!

[@Denooch]

ME TOO!!!

[@kayleebosserman2316]

I was gonna like your comment but then I realized that it’s at 666 and it’s perfect.

[@iLOVEpicklesBRO28]

John Mulaney's anxiety is so damn relatable

[@martianmadwoman]

Sometimes, I get nervous, on airplanes

[@Stark-Raving]

Samus A. I understood that reference

[@voltron-eb6sx]

well. edit that out too, please

[@roalmabi4u]

Charlie Brown, with better hair.

[@BananaLettuce]

“No, I wish!” is like the equivalent of “you too” after someone telling you “enjoy your meal!”

[@johnnytwotimes7854]

Stephen should have said, "You said hello to balloons but not to me?"

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Brilliant lol

[@carolecook1116]

HA!😂

[@roalmabi4u]

Bad case of too much tuna. #OhHello

[@madarthivanki]

He said hello to the BALLOONS?

[@soth1sol]

not enough "for too much time" had passed

[@Rubiecat]

"And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher." This is it, this is how ridiculous the news feels these days.

[@Grizabeebles]

I don't think I'm going to be anywhere *near* as worried about Trump, ever again. As soon as he said the words "horse in a hospital" my mind immediately went to "elevator" and Mulaney did so much better with the idea.

[@IllutianKade]

I lost it at that... xD

[@obiwanshinobi87]

Us oversees still think this is America somehow trolling us.... like John said... That should not be a thing to fire the horsecatcher

[@Tenchigumi]

We Americans are feeling pretty darn trolled ourselves.

[@X-Factor-22]

I thought it would be safe to come back to America by now...guess I better get comfortable up here in Canada!

[@fallencaryatidcv]

I think it's a pretty good measure of a decent man when he speaks honestly and admiringly of his wife (spouse or partner, too), that his stories about her tell as much about her as him, and his love and respect for her are readily apparent. That was how I feel about Obama, and Colbert, and now Mulaney.

[@rosamariamendoza1466]

Heyyyyy! A good way to put it!!!✌

[@DPK101710]

This comment didn't age well 😬

[@fallencaryatidcv]

@@DPK101710 neither addiction nor showbiz are particularly easy on partnerships, unfortunately.

[@arilovesbingus8626]

Damn, i didnt know your wife is obama

[@Norsilca]

​@@fallencaryatidcv I feel like it's just a good reminder that while it's nice when you can admire what a celebrity is saying, they're still a stranger whose personal life we really don't know. Beware the pedestal.

[@wheelyjon]

If you look at Stephen he's just completely entranced at certain points during the interview he's literally swept up in the moment and laughing and totally switched off to his job which is kind of nice. That's just his sense of humour and you can tell that instantly

[@linnycrocus6023]

The image of John accidentally spooking kim kardashian gets funnier the more you think about it.

[@fredarok579]

I’m gonna yell “OH NO!” every time I see someone famous now.

[@bri5033]

@@fredarok579 I like how you say that as if you see famous people just walking around on a weekly basis

[@EH23831]

I feel the same about the saying hello to balloons! 🤣🤣🤣

[@edward0383]

Imagine him saying outloud, "Hello!!!! My wife is a b1tch, and I don't like herrrrr!!!!"😂😂😂😂

[@bootlegmegz]

Bromance for the Gods. 2:25 *in the cutest most sheepish voice ever* “...do you want to go the Met tomorrow...”

[@studyzen8836]

Omg! How does anyone not love him?

[@maryan0285]

So cute!

[@ffflustered9qr]

JUST BE FRIENDS, GUYS

[@jppotato17]

I wanna have a conversation with John Mullaney for like 12 hours straight

[@roalmabi4u]

Wanna bring along him and Lin-Manuel Miranda for the best road trip.

[@JadeDude1973]

I want to travel back in time and drink with him at a party.

[@bcreel83]

Samuel Robles add the MacElroys, and I’m there! It could be the best adventure zone episode tour ever!. Kind of like “on the road” with less serious poets. Or more serious...with less confidence? (I only mention that because many comics learn to hone their trade with coping mechanisms learned in reaction to rough upbringings that include abuse or some sort of unstable home life. A lot of the comics from the previous generation were open about unstable childhoods and parents who were addicts or abusive or violent in some way -so a way to deal with unhappiness was to create comedy or use it as a defense or a way to make friends by having people laugh and seek approval )

[@KittensAreDelicious]

I think the first topic he'll address is your misspelling of his name. But it'll be very polite so don't worry yourself.

[@heavens.sorrow]

@@roalmabi4u Yes. Lin Manuel Miranda and John Mulaney are basically my entire youtube feed. It's great. Lol.

[@ktm2901]

I'm not entirely convinced john isn't three children stacked in a trench coat

[@fanfandom551]

Qt Murrscato But I thought he was an Asian woman???

[@erikm5221]

No, he's just a tall child who needs some rest.

[@fanfandom551]

Erik M A tall child with feminine hips.

[@ChanceTheBrony]

Fan Fandom NO! THAT'S A THING HE'S SENSITIVE ABOUT! hehe

[@loopernow]

Omg LOL

[@admin2666]

That horse and horse catcher bit was the most intelligent piece of comedy I heard in years.

[@tracyh5751]

He's probably been avoiding the theater, so he's probably only catching comedies in bars or on netflix.

[@optimusprime3484]

Well that's because it was before the horse face bit that the horse did a few months ago.

[@taragreenetarotastro]

yes so clever

[@mhuh]

@Eggfriend He don't do good in theaters.

[@elisecode2212]

he expands on it in his netflix special 'kid gorgeous'

[@michaelbateman2563]

after seeing a few of these jokes in his new special, they really cleverly threaded them together considering they have nothing to do with each other. The interview was obviously prepared to get to specific points but it comes off pretty organic, kudos to colbert as a host

[@mikalei8600]

That’s exactly what I was thinking. So glad someone put my thoughts into words

[@4D4plus4is4D8]

All interviews are like that - the guest tells a few stories to a production assistant, who goes over them with the host in advance so he knows what the guest wants to talk about. Normally the story wouldn't then turn up in a comedy special, so it wouldn't be so obvious :)

[@zenmasterb]

@@4D4plus4is4D8 Yes, indeed. I'm glad you said that because I was about to. What people don't understand is that pretty much ALL TV production is... what's the word.... prepared, pre-scripted, etc. It's really only news when people go off-script.

[@havoksan]

@@zenmasterb I miss Craig. Sigh. Best interviews.

[@em7900]

No shit!

[@TheOrangeneck]

"we like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, you know, we're liberal people" this is UNDERRATED LMAO

[@sailtheplains]

"And then the horse is like: I have fired the horse catcher." Nailed it.

[@markdlo]

"We have a man here who once saw a bird at an airport" Ok that's my favorite part of the analogy.

[@Skankhunt42....]

"Get the hell outta here, this is a HORSE loose in a HOSPITAL!!" xDDDD

[@awesomedude584]

YES me too!!! I loved that part!!

[@boxxfilms52]

Skankhunt42 I'm honestly not very into politics, I just came for John Mulaney lol. I've kept up enough to get most of the analogies, but what's the bird in the airport referencing?

[@shardsofcontent4829]

Uh. Sort of straight forward but a very John Mulaney "out of left field" reference. Trump is the horse in a hospital, but it's never really been seen before. The media is always on the move trying to find new angles on the issue, so they bring in a guy who's "seen a bird in an airport" for comment. But it's irrelevant and has no real relation to a horse in a hospital. Yeesh. Just kills the brilliance of it to explain it though. Sorry everybody.

[@boxxfilms52]

Rob Wiens well I clearly got that Trump was the horse... Mulaney even said "Trump is like a horse in a hospital". and I got that the horse catcher is Comey. I just didn't know if there was a specific person or moment that he was referencing when talking about the bird in the airport

[@AuntieFa]

The first time I saw a John Mulaney stand up, I Googled if he was still alive because I thought he was from the 50s or something lol.

[@zamzam3396]

His parents are educator and a scientist and he is always dressed and old mannered like that "since birth" some how he grew up nothing like his parents, but kept the dress code of the 50's and 60's era.

[@grayskindablue]

ZAM zam his parents are lawyers...

[@mitchellhughes5180]

Ha!🤣

[@yukiandkanamekuran]

Muse i stood aback for five minutes when i saw that tall child apparently lived this life

[@bell_u.sanchezh]

He is very young inmortal born around in the 1920's and hasn't age since about 1945 so that's probably why

[@meiji4785]

Something about his face makes me think of a nine year old pastor's kid who's really gifted at playing the organ

[@CydnAlpha]

I don't know if you planned it but there's levels to this comment. I like it.

[@bfg3890]

AE Newman

[@gh201_rl6]

The horse has officially left the hospital.

[@lisaortiz635]

Yeah, but he left a GIANT mess...🤪

[@richardmillhousenixon]

@@lisaortiz635 Thankfully messes can be cleaned up to an extent, although the horse has left some suspicious stains on the carpet that just won't come out

[@rhodawatkins4516]

But he keeps threatening to come back.

[@LemonBattery]

the horse is gone, and now there's a pony

[@oliverstvchannel6442]

Also, he still managed to FIRE THE HORSE CATCHER!

[@matejkotrba9757]

"We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes" :D I love this definition

[@hannahyoung2137]

Does he age? Like he still looks like a child who's been burning the candle at both ends

[@zeechops401]

I love Will Wheathin He needs to get some rest!

[@thefandomfish3071]

GET SOME REST, TALL CHILD

[@hiiro-xentral3171]

'He doesn't look older, he just looks worse'

[@Hakajin]

He looks like he's in his early 20s to me. How old is he? Let's see, he was born in... 1982?! So he's 35 in this clip?! Damn, does he have a cursed painting or something?!

[@SurgeryIsWoke]

The picture of Dorian Mulaney

[@Antropovich]

"The horse has used the elevator" "wait, is the horse smart?" "and the horse has fired the horsecatcher..."

[@zunedog31]

Ha ha! That was in the video we just watched!

[@asexualfangirl574]

zunedog31 uh

[@zunedog31]

asexual fangirl Got something to say?

[@ejelecflametails6657]

The skit is also in Kid Gorgeous, even the part with the Best Buy Rewards Card is there too

[@hazukichanx408]

+Antropovich - I think we can all agree that a horse should not be allowed to fire a horsecatcher.

[@asseater0077]

Protect this man at all costs

[@viksaggu9085]

From the horse in the hospital

[@jankyjortyjorts12345]

Well we wouldn’t have to if that damn horse catcher could keep a job.

[@ALCvideoprofile]

"I have fired the horse catcher" John Mullaney just made me see a talking horse with a terrible blonde comb-over. The analogy of a horse lose in a hospital is so perfect it could just go on forever. News: the horse is now in the ICU. Viewers: what's it doing in there!? It could really cause some serious damage. Someone should coax the horse onto a safer floor where it can't bother anyone.

[@lightningpoweredfilms]

The horse now believes it’s a doctor, and it is giving patients random substances.

[@AnonYmous-mc5zx]

"I have fired the horse coaxer." "It...that...that wasn't even a thing, anyone can be a horse coaxer, horse no you did not!"

[@joshtaylor4865]

"I have fired the horse catcher" 😂 John Mulaney is the best.

[@cas9922]

Stephen wants to be friends with Mulaney, but Mulaney doesn't see it, and Stephen can't tell if Mulaney feels the same way, so he courts him with personal anecdotes and compliments and Mulaney deflects them with jokes and both of them are too polite and Catholic to talk about their feelings. Their wives should get together and sort this out because it's awkward and they should be friends because they have so much in common. /I have put way too much thought into this and watched this interview too many times because I'm creepy.

[@tamaraallen215]

Cas I watched it literally 8 times in a row... for 5 days straight!

[@fanfandom551]

Cas Does 8:23 help your theory?

[@JackkChaos]

Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

[@JackkChaos]

Cas theyve literally had interviews before talking about their friendship and how they've known each other for a while and have a lot in common quit thinking too much into this shit and just enjoy the video lol

[@grayskindablue]

Cas Mulaney was only raised Catholic... he isn't religious.

[@victorym744]

John Mulaney is incredible at metaphors XD

[@weswarecreative]

Absolutely! Great writer and can also own a room. Awkwardly but owns it nonetheless.

[@ecashman]

Similes, actually. He uses the words "like" and "as" so therefore they are technically not metaphors.

[@katiehovany]

Victoria Em or he likes Dr Octagon (see General Hospital).

[@jamesandrews279]

Actually, metaphors is accurate here. All similes are metaphors, they're just a specific type.

[@h.j.froehlich326]

Similes aren't metaphors, but similes and metaphors are both kinds of poetic comparison. Similes compare things using "like" or "as" (eg. "freedom is like a bird in flight") whereas metaphors compare by claiming something is another thing (eg. "freedom is a bird in flight").

[@viljaspoetry]

Okay but I don't think anything has ever summed me up better than "we like David Bowie and don't understand taxes". I want "likes Bowie and doesn't understand taxes" on a t-shirt, I'd wear that every day.

[@T1J]

brilliant bit

[@tommyleelynn]

John Mulaney is one of the funniest modern comedians, I swear

[@Sem5626]

yeh i'll pay that, there is few with a quicker wit

[@alixfarley1077]

I have never heard of this guy before but I am now on a one woman mission to track down all of his material. This guy is brilliantly funny!!

[@NowanIlfideme]

Just remember about the sea of drunk toddlers...

[@petenice75]

He has 2 hour long specials in Netflix. He is hilarious. He also talks about how gay he is even though he is not gay.

[@alexjonezNH]

Nowan Ilfideme That cop was almost impressed!

[@kevinbooth-]

The more I consider it the more that analogy is absolutely perfect. There will be a whole pile of shit to clean up when he's gone and if we aren't lucky people are going to die.

[@SmellsLikeBrass]

and also, the horse doesn't really wanted to be in the Hospital and is freaking out now.

[@susgra21]

And the horse handlers keep telling him he's a Triple Crown winner, and following him around all day with a shovel 💩💩💩

[@calisongbird]

Jane S omg your comment needs more likes 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@silverandexact]

And even if you're in a different hospital a few towns over, you're safe but still wonder if a horse could get into _your_ hospital.

[@kizuuwu7563]

And you're also wondering why anyone would say "yeah, a horse in a hospital is exactly what we need".

[@WhatKindOfNameNow]

That's probably the best metaphor for the Trump presidency that I've heard so far.

[@zenagitana]

Agreed. "We've all never not known together" -- perfectly confusing and perfectly understandable as well.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

The RightStuff, You're one of the few Trump supporters smart enough to understand this. Most Trump supporters hear "horse" and think "horse". The rest of us hear "horse catcher" and think "James Comey".

[@whatthefuckismyname9173]

The RightStuff You...genuinely think he wants subhuman Nazi scum as fans?

[@hi-ougidemonfang]

I still don’t get why anyone would want to vote for trump. :3 if not for the racism and misogyny, what else does he have to offer? He offers you a glass full of poison and says it’s good but the drink is labeled poison in bold letters all over the glass. The man lies as though it’s his native tounge, but honestly doesn’t speak any language well. And he’s In love with all the ruthless dictators, coming over to them like he’s their personal lap dog. And even before he was president we knew he had a crush on ruthless dictators, “grabbed women by the pussy” and started his bid for president by calling most Mexicans drug dealers and rapists. He had nothing to offer from square one.

[@themadhoffer5802]

The RightStuff Ok. I know this was awhile ago, but many of those things should not be in the same category.

[@kittensmitten4015]

Who’s here in October 2020, because the “horse” is in a literal hospital now?

[@benjamingoldstein9156]

Me

[@t_mac41603]

I’m here after the horse is out of the hospital, after recovering from a disease that is dangerous for horses, especially old horses.

[@madelineortiz2288]

LMAO this made my night after that awful debate😅

[@akshaygowrishankar7440]

Welcome to November 2, 2020.

[@robertaclark6079]

🙋‍♀️

[@CullenCochran]

I love how blown away Stephen is by John at the end. He's keeping it under the surface but you can tell he really admires John.

[@grantpritchard7492]

He has got to be one of the funniest comedians I've seen lately. I love it how seemingly innocuous stories suddenly veer off into: "it's like we have a horse loose in the hospital!" Brilliant, could watch this stuff all day.

[@ljm792]

I like seeing Anna's influence on his style. That's a great tie.

[@Erilis000]

"I once said hi to balloons" lol, that's my favorite

[@vartikagaur2922]

dont you just get the urge to give him a hug every time he talks

[@indigoimouto3703]

I feel like Stephen is a father figure to John who doesn't realize it until he's spilling deep insecurities which Stephen tries to help him through but then John panics so he deflects it all with jokes. And so they're constantly stuck in the same loop instead of progressing forward to be really close friends.

[@reomemewagon]

Why didn't they play what's new pussycat when he came on stage?

[@AG-lx6re]

Kafei Houraisan Aizawa they didn't play it in the music selection as you wait for his comedy show to start. I was let down lol the ONLY let down of his show. Hilarious start to finish

[@thequeerishere9662]

_BWAH BWAH_ WHAT’S NEW PUSSYCAT

[@DisasterEnby]

because if they did then they'd have to let it play 11 times, with It's Not Unusual playing exactly once in the process.

[@lzrshark617]

Because there might be a guest from the Salt and Pepper Diner in the audience who'd beat him to death with a t-shirt canon as soon as they heard the opening bars

[@charlleedodson]

@@lzrshark617 And that guy may have just finished his anger management classes

[@fidorover]

FUN FACT: John's tie is the tie they give you when you donate plasma and refuse the cookie.

[@TheFriendlyTroll]

LMAO

[@kasnitch]

I always wondered what happened to Nana's drapes . no longer .

[@alexjonezNH]

EQ-smoove Did you not hear the part about his apartment being too small to fit vinyls? Something tells me he's not the kind of guy who spends money on things like help staff. He seems like a hilarious Keanu Reeves. I'm about 90% sure I spelled his name right.

[@nina9346]

lol I actually like his tie. It probably looks better when the jacket is buttoned but I think it's neat

[@mr.womblordofunmercifultor2052]

fidorover Brilliant, sir. Bravo.

[@obiwanshinobi87]

I just fired the horsecatcher... that should not be a thing see now this guy gets it

[@roalmabi4u]

Mulaney's better than Someecards.

[@SirCamera]

Watch: In 10 years, it's gonna be The Late Show with John Mulaney.

[@brandondavidson4085]

"We like David Bowie and we don't understand taxes, we're liberal people."

[@Omnicronnn]

"I have fired the horse-catcher." Brilliant.

[@janetseidlitz5976]

I

[@LadyofDread]

God dammit, that horse bit had me in tears. I've missed Mulaney.

[@brucebaker810]

Horse...bit... THAT's funny. Right there. (I hope you don't bridle at my comment. I just meant to stirrup some reaction.)

[@LadyofDread]

Bruce Baker Well, you got a very confused reaction, because I don't get it.

[@tamaraallen215]

Bruce Baker 🍻😂😂😂😂 Don't clarify, it cheapens the gallop!

[@brucebaker810]

Surrey, Sonicholas. The neighs have it. Im gonna keep my trap shut. I won't saddle my gag with an explanation. Even though it may have been a little buggy. (Sometimes I sleigh myself.)

[@LadyofDread]

Ah, it was an accidental obscure pun. Of COURSE it was.

[@AnimalLover101195]

Jan 6th 2021, The horse let all his horse friends stampede the hospital.

[@brookeworley5140]

🐎🏇🐎🏇

[@soontherewillbesnow]

Been waiting for a comment like this- The horse has been removed from the hospital, working on a ban.

[@EH23831]

Hopefully the horse is off to the knackers soon- to be made into glue and dog food!

[@jackr2500]

"We’ve all never not known together" -John Mulaney 2017

[@mineMissHellsing]

Amazing chemistry between these two!

[@alfpogs]

doggertype The daguerreotype was the first commercially successful photographic process (1839-1860) in the history of photography. Named after the inventor, Louis Jacques Mandé Daguerre, each daguerreotype is a unique image on a silvered copper plate.

[@yolowell9564]

Thank you I scrolled through the comments hoping someone would explain that one!

[@GabrielLegend]

Okay, Max. Enough showing off. We know you used your rewind power.

[@sarasthoughts]

@@GabrielLegend THE SAME THING I THOUGHT

[@caseh5111]

Mercury vapor is involved is it not?

[@mrwassef]

Thank you!!!

[@captlanc]

Stephen is thoroughly enjoying this interview.

[@beaq6755]

02:26 "Do you want to go to the MET tomorrow" in the shiest cutest voice ever

[@MRSLAV]

He reminds me of agent smith from matrix and arnold schwarzenegger that was not introduced to bodybuilding.

[@jessicab6305]

Just two clever men being clever, love it.

[@NewMessage]

You can really tell these two genuinely like each other. Nice to see.

[@lavinder11]

This guy is adorable

[@Kagura982]

The way how John’s voice trembled when he tried to invite Stephen out the next day 😂

[@Rellik165]

Well, when this first aired, we had no idea what this horse was going to do in the hospital, and we just watched with morbid curiosity. Now we know the horse eating the donor hearts in the kids ward.

[@NovusIgnis]

Woah buddy. I think you're confusing the horse with the horde of rats that spread their poison around in the hopes of killing the horse.

[@melaniegrant855]

@@NovusIgnis Nope. No confusion. The donor hearts in the kids ward was a perfect analogy. The popular vote would agree......

[@NovusIgnis]

@@melaniegrant855 Sorry but sheep in the field have no knowledge with which to cast a vote. They wouldn't know that the horse was a better choice than the snake.

[@melaniegrant855]

@@NovusIgnis Even after ALL that has occurred you still refer to the Left as "sheep". Projection does not equal intelligence. Foolishness is rampant amongst horses it seems.....

[@NovusIgnis]

@@melaniegrant855 No, actually. I don't refer to them as sheep, I refer to sheep as sheep. I refer to anyone, regardless of their affiliation, that chooses to selectively curate their information instead of getting their news from multiple biased sources and cross-referencing the stories to see what matches up. Anyone that only listens to leftist news or right leaning news and forms their opinions based on what the rest of the tribe thinks. Base minded sheep. That's what they are. It's pathetic and sorry behavior. If you think that Trump hasn't done a lot of good since coming into office, then you're a sheep. If you hate Trump so much that you can't even cheer for prison reform or tightening border security which will lead to less human trafficking, then you're a sheep. If you think building a border wall is racist or detaining families is cruel, but didn't hold those same opinions when Barack Obama did and proposed those exact same things and to much greater extremes, then you're a sheep.

[@Karsonbarnes11]

He's a high waisted man with feminine hips.

[@roalmabi4u]

And your point is...?

[@frogtears8073]

tHAT'S WHAT I'M SENSITIVE ABOUT

[@bananacat8081]

he's a beautiful asian american woman!

[@uewt2459]

"THIRTEEN YEAR OLDS ARE THE MEANEST PEOLE ON EARTH"

[@madarthivanki]

And the sigh of relief, that swept through the diner.

[@wolverineminer]

But does the horse have dogs to look after?

[@fanfandom551]

wolverineminer I was looking for this comment

[@thelostpiranha]

wolverineminer shhhh shhhh shhhh shhhh... why do people always shush animals? (they've never spoken...)

[@mellowhero3520]

wolverineminer I see what you did there. But it's worse. The horse has started arguing with the horse from the next hospital over.

[@markuschelios6891]

The horse has a rat who deals with those bitches.

[@alexyew17]

Yeah it does. That's us.

[@russellkabirmusic]

Bird analogy floored me. I love this man.

[@LarisseMontrose]

"but I don't know anybody there I'd have loved somebody to talk to." just so sincere and like...this is what everyone with social anxiety needs to hear. just go say hi. ♥

[@sarcasmo57]

I have fired the horse catcher. Best ever political metaphor.

[@yalmaikazi2292]

The video has been over for the last 2 minutes, I am still laughing.

[@JeanPaulBeaubier]

the way he said daguerrotype cracked me up disproportionately but because i somehow forgot my mouth was closed, i just sort of snorted really deeply within my mouth and sucked the air out of my throat, like, i suffocated for that moment in time, laughing at a shout out to daguerrotypes.

[@roalmabi4u]

Next time you're sad, just think of Mulaney saying the word "daguerrotype". You're welcome.

[@emercycrite]

John Mulaney is good-looking AND funny. What a babe

[@alexjonezNH]

emercycrite Agreed. He is the epitome of male babeness

[@johnnyutah194]

emercycrite he is one tasty dish.

[@bandgeekmike]

I'm glad to know I'm not the only one who thinks that. I could listen to and watch him read the phonebook and find it captivating and hilarious.

[@graniamurray7722]

Johnny Utah /

[@kimerietate382]

emercycrite He will be SUPER-HOT in like 5 years.

[@jo19479]

I simply love John Mulaney, he is one of the BEST storytelling comedians EVVVER! The line about the horse, and firing the horse catcher was hilarious. I would love to see John Mulaney live...

[@janebudde6220]

The horse is like “I have fired the horse catcher” 😭

[@elena0691elena0691]

That horse metaphor was beautiful lol

[@NewMessage]

That's Eric Trump's go-to pickup line. "I've seen you, but you didn't see me.." Usually followed by "She got away, but I won't be foiled again.."

[@ainsleyking7372]

Why is this so true?

[@KahaHajiMohamed]

“To me it’s like there’s a horse loose in a hospital. Like, I think everything’s gonna be okay, but I have no idea what’s gonna happen next, and none of you know either. We’ve all never not known together...It’s confusing, because every day we just have to follow the horse. And some days it’s like ‘The horse used the elevator!’ You know, there’s days where you’re like ‘Is the horse smart?’ And then we’re all just like ‘Why hasn’t the horse catcher caught the horse?’ and then the horse is like ‘I have fired the horse catcher.’ That shouldn’t be a thing.”- John Mulaney on Trump Bahaha! I'm legit dying from laughter! (tears, coughing fit and all)

[@yuliag9655]

“I fired the horse catcher.” Ahahahahahaha!!! I cried from laughter

[@SpadePyro]

I love how John tries out his material on live TV before making a special and the specials are still fucking hilarious. Aside from here he's done it on Conan and SNL as well

[@PaullyMiller]

John is so charming, nice, and witty in that old-school way.

[@sabinemoss3795]

I love John Mulaney! Try again for a TV show, please.

[@iainwaddell6620]

His comedy doesn't fit well with it. His specials are amazing though, he should put more effort into those.

[@zeusmasterson4117]

Sabine Moss He wrote Stephan, my all-time favorite SNL character.

[@craiganderson9695]

isn't he on the Flash? (kidding)

[@Newt0rz]

He'd be freaking perfect on Veep, wonder if he'd have any interest in it.

[@fabricsoftenerfairy]

yes!!!

[@adamwho9801]

That is a heck of an analogy.

[@jayyyzeee6409]

Japanese person: "So, are you happy with recent developments?" Me: "Nope!"

[@roalmabi4u]

Kid Mafalda, right there.

[@TheHomesteadingHobbit]

Stephen looks like he has such a bromance crush on John. I love how he looks smitten just watching John be hilarious.

[@cl6998]

This was such a fun interview! They genuinely seem to enjoy each other's company and I didn't expect to be laughing with tears streaming down my face but the balloons and the horse metaphor killed me! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@IH8Too]

He looks a little like the actor from the flash on cw

[@WhatKindOfNameNow]

Elisandro Cantu Grant Gustin is the actor you're thinking of, and I had the same thought.

[@mccarraa]

Elisandro Cantu thanks,

[@ericsilva4472]

Elisandro Cantu ya dumb

[@IH8Too]

Eric Silva how is making a observation dumb? I said he "looks like" not that he was...

[@adamwho9801]

That is why I felt confused watching him.

[@lordsxman]

I've loved John Mulaney ever since 'New In Town'. He's smart, good looking and very funny. I hope Hollywood gives him another shot at a tv 📺 show.

[@DezerayHope]

Ursine ComicGeek he has a show on Netflix

[@Heavenzvoice]

Love love love Mulaney... “I have fired the horse catcher!” Priceless

[@bloomsapphire6408]

THE HORSE IS OFFICIALLY OUT OF THE HOSPITAL!!!!!!

[@kelkabot]

Almost....

[@stevegoldson67]

Andddddddd he’s right back.

[@jhitchcock5503]

Such a funny way of reminding us that this is sooo not normal.

[@samtradder7590]

Cracked me up "I have fired the horse catcher".

[@undefinedfirstnameundefine7820]

Pretty hilarious analogy.

[@DavidMcCoul]

Now that is one classy Asian American woman.

[@keilanihong6237]

This comment slayed me

[@rubykgarrett]

love how this made it into one of his acts. it's one of my favorite metaphors of his.

[@syzygyVee]

I love when they make Stephen laugh ❤️

[@Omni0404]

A dogger type!

[@artemisiavladu509]

John talking about how he didn't say hello is 100% me anytime I see anyone I know outside of where I know them

[@mrsrockylunch]

I can't believe John tested the horse in a hospital bit on Colbert

[@NahB0ii]

“That is not playing to this camera” 😂 what a cute inside joke to have lol adorable

[@tomassoejakto]

Please have John Mulaney on your show more often :-)

[@pixiebells]

"Wait, is the horse...smart?" Perfectly sums up Trump's (increasingly rare) bright spots or lack of total fuckups. He IS a horse loose in a hospital!

[@michritch3493]

I am in love with John's tie. And he, himself, ain't bad, either.

[@ROSE-ku1pz]

Remember!!! Voting is your chance to get the horse out of the hospital!!!

[@lukethomas19]

The horse has left the hospital, I repeat, the horse has left the hospital.