A beginners guide on how to drink! 🍻 🍸

[@762sandman]

Shit.. I started at drinking whiskey in my teens.. now I'm on jet fuel.

[@kodgambles2440]

Lmaoooo

[@bubbamcdonough5530]

Cocaine

[@762sandman]

I never did that shit but yes that got you leveled to tee off.

[@jamesthomas3871]

Shout out Mac Miller. RIP. Never run out of jet fuel

[@nathanhovanec6592]

Me too lol

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

A good drink for a new drinker? Coming from an experienced drinker: WATER.

[@walterwhite3538]

Long island ice tea, perfect for a beginner 🤌🏼

[@jorgegarcia3358]

Hahaha for real though

[@novaduh]

Try different beers IPA’s are a bit fruity but the ending taste can be intimidating, if you feel confident and wanna grow hair on your balls or pussy start with Stouts or Porters. Lagers and Ales are good starter beers since Ales are more on the sweeter side, Lagers can sometimes just be pure piss water, but a good place to start.

[@shanem6438]

But no one drinks bud light

[@novaduh]

@@shanem6438 bud light is shit

[@the_traveling_man4284]

I feel it's part of the content but I love how he's always in the middle of something and then NOW is time for a drink

[@shawnheberle8932]

Hell yea that shit is so funny 😂

[@JarrettMvM]

It is definitely a bit but its great lol

[@thehasslon633]

Yeah my uncle was like, this is what we call an alcoholic

[@Specter2605]

@@thehasslon633 Johnny Drinks isn't an alcoholic at all, the point of the videos is to drink slow and for the enjoyment of the taste. This day drinking stuff is part of the videos, it's a joke. Alcoholism is drinking just because the addiction needs the alcohol, without any appreciation of the taste or attitude coming with a fine spirit.

[@traktor321]

Not staged and timed at all 😂

[@FRDOMFGTHR]

If you haven’t drank by 30 just keep going you’re not missing anything lol

[@ericktellez7632]

Disagree, you haven’t tasted a quality Tequila Añejo neat, you can taste the dirt and fruits and smoke. People need to experience that.

[@moonlightfitz]

That’s me but I’m 26 lol

[@eldritchblaaa9395]

@@ericktellez7632 I agree with both of you tbh. A new drinker is less likely to be able to appreciate a quality liquor, being an aged single malt scotch (my preference) or beautiful tequila. The quality will be lost on them unless they've built the pallet. Regarding OP you ultimately do save a lot of money by NOT drinking and building up that pallet.

[@Dead25m]

@@ericktellez7632 Mmmm.. Dirt...

[@ericktellez7632]

@@Dead25m I can tell you haven’t had a good spirit in your life.

[@micntr]

Remember kids, nothing wrong with being sober.

[@markstaud]

You’ll even likely live longer if you don’t drink.

[@NieroshaiTheSable]

Remember kids, that's everybody's choice, and you can't make it for someone else. Also, almost nobody who drinks is an alcoholic, stop pretend it's everybody.

[@spiritboxyxbox]

​@@markstaudfor sure but 50% of americans and many people in developed countries will die of heart and cardiovacular issues before liver damage, a sober but shit diet life is shorter in some ways

[@Sb_random27]

Bro I drunk 3 shots of vodka on my first time drinking as 14 and I felt barely anything?😮

[@enoch7132]

@@NieroshaiTheSabledo you drink on weekends only or a beer or two every night

[@akifm6160]

Me: “How do you commit murder and keep it simple” Dad: “C’mon, I’ll show you..”

[@LongRon6969]

Y’all should do a This vs. That series where you show better tasting alternatives for common beer, cocktails, spirits etc or ways to add flavor to common cocktails like a simple vodka soda for newer drinkers. For example instead of buying a bottle of Burnett’s buy a bottle of deep eddy’s

[@-Sam69]

They both are deep alcoholics don’t give them more ideas lol 👍😂

[@LongRon6969]

@@-Sam69 you can enjoy drinking on a regular basis without being an alcoholic.

[@-Sam69]

@@LongRon6969 did you hear what you just said? Daily drinking doesn’t make you alcoholic? What?

[@LongRon6969]

@@-Sam69 Well Sam, no I didn’t hear what I typed because those are words on a screen and secondly, alcoholism implies a physical or emotional dependence on alcohol, not the casual enjoyment.

[@-Sam69]

@@LongRon6969 yeah sure I’m not a killer I am just someone who prefers to kill 🤣

[@stashphl5348]

Ahh classic Johnny drinks influenced someone to leave their religion and become a alcoholic.

[@gens0kyo]

Lmaoooo

[@mr_whyy]

Dude I would also leave my religion for a good ol cocktail, god would tell me to enjoy it I'm sure

[@georgekircher4307]

gods plan

[@rogueelitecs1229]

Fuck religion

[@rogueelitecs1229]

Do whatever the fuck you want

[@twinkieman237]

Man I really wish I knew this when I was chugging Bacardi out of a plastic water bottle in high school

[@teegoo7591]

Lol literally Bacardi white rum in a water bottle classic high school lunch past time

[@PolPotsPieHole]

Tvarscki Orange Vodka in Sunkist bottles,lol .....

[@furkanbozdag8198]

@@teegoo7591 😂😂😂

[@sethgibson4155]

I started drinking when I was 4. So far as to say, I’m 22 and graduated to drinking hand sanitizer. It’s honestly lovely.

[@eduardovaldes4074]

Yeah, sure. Call me when you get to the pool chloride big guy

[@rosemaryseeds1314]

you’re gonna go blind

[@goldenbrettfx90]

Dude, yes! Fuck Covid, you're good!

[@lxckyeditz6651]

What 😃

[@reverendricky1385]

You still alive Seth ? Or are you still drinking hand sanitizer? Or was this a joke ? The world and KZbin needs to know bro.

[@caelanholder3765]

I drank like a fuckin mad man in high school and when I turned 21 I honestly stopped drinking all that much 😅

[@polly5229]

Same

[@D4n1t0o]

Same. Started drinking at 14. By the time I hit my early 20s, I just wanted a cup of herbal tea.

[@twinkieman237]

I was the same in high school, and as soon as I turned 21 I went straight for occasional cocktails and whiskey neat but only once or twice a week if I’m feeling wild

[@nolanpritchard5932]

@@Dillon000 i think it’s a hyperbole wise guy

[@rivv4902]

Looks like we've got a couple of wise guys in here..

[@BarryB.Benson]

Seltzer’s are for beginners I would say but not everyone likes lots of carbonation

[@anthonyfuentes6090]

Yea gets annoying to down all the carbonation

[@mtndew4746]

Trick is to not drink straight from the bottle/can. Otherwise it's insufferable.

[@BarryB.Benson]

@@mtndew4746 true, better to pour it out

[@Scarytoaster1809]

My grandad is 97 and everytime I see him, he's got a gin and tonic in this hand lmao

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

Gin and tonic is delicious, especially in the summertime.

[@joshualai5359]

good lad bro if i lived to 97 i’d do the same

[@tariqwazir09]

I work at a restaurant at the bar and the owner is always there. I have to make him either sherry-soda or a gintonic and I have to say they are both disgusting 😭

[@blackirontarkus3156]

Honestly that sounds really wholesome and adorable. It’s nice to see elderly folk enjoying what they like. After all, they’ve already gone through life, they might as well kick back and relax.

[@Daggyx05]

I started drinking at age 50. My ex, who I was married to for 31 years, wouldn’t let me drink, ever! I really enjoy your videos and the education I receive about alcohol and life happenstance. Keep up the great work!

[@sheikhnuryassin4085]

Damn so you wanted to drink but couldn't cuz of her, and now she's your EX damn bro you shoulda downed a bottle infront of her 😂

[@vibes1680]

@@sheikhnuryassin4085 lol

[@mtndew4746]

Your ex didn't "let" you drink? wtf sounds really off...

[@mikevera9867]

Definitely needed to hear this. I need to learn to appreciate my spirits more. Keep those vids coming. You guys are awesome.

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

Drink water.

[@lauriedepaurie]

You don't need to learn anything. But drinking high ABV spirits requires a different technique. Small sips, like hot coffee. Personally got into higher ABV drinks through rum, now a whisk(e)y guy. With whisky: higher quality drinks easier, ABV isn't all But your journey is your journey, your preferences are your preferences.

[@RezidueWithaZ]

Fuck that im drinking to beat my record of fastest alcohol poisoning

[@lauriedepaurie]

@@RezidueWithaZ congratulations

[@FuzzyDancingBear]

@@RezidueWithaZ hell yeah dude

[@kena90]

I’d love more (brief) backstory on how he became so knowledgeable about mixing. He comes across as an enthusiast, like a hobby almost. Not alcoholic by any means. But he has so much information buried away! Love these shorts.

[@iceJJenny]

Agree, he seems like a very classy drinker. I couldn’t see him ever being trashy or too drunk

[@SchizmKing]

Johnny; "let's see here. Bills, bills..." "Drinking tips? This can wait!"😂

[@bucsfan2565]

Better strategy: never drink this poison, but when you do, go hard and fast with liquor, don’t throw up, and always have a ride home

[@wonkysfishingtales]

Now I’m in my mid 40’s I love a good whisky and a nice rum. I still enjoy a cocktail, but prefer something with a rum base. Love these videos.

[@ericktellez7632]

Tequila and Mezcal?

[@kasperimanninen]

I may have skipped some steps in this video. At 19 I freaking love coqnac with cigars 🤤 Must suck to be a teen in the us

[@kellyshields8344]

Shoooot sippin on some nice single malts and puffin on a fine stogie since my teens as well! Much love from Oklahoma 👊🏽

[@ih8chz]

promise you the laws don't stop anyone... the cornerstores don't even ID you

[@chasemarquez7620]

Fr I’m 21 been drinking jack and coke with cigars for years now

[@ai-um4pv]

Man ain’t nothing like some cognac and a nice joint

[@Coran_06]

Yep starting that smoking addiction young good for you 💪 I wish you the best of luck with your future lung cancer. But nah seriously be careful cause smoking will very much fuck up your life.

[@cann0nball100]

Where does beer bonging come in?

[@squirrelShampooer001]

I literally did this exactly backwards throughout my life ,not including the beer. Started with whiskey, currently on seltzers ,and haven’t yet made it to wine .

[@Batman96925624]

Same here, I stopped doing liquor and moved on to beer so I wouldn’t over-do it so easily like I was with high ABV spirits.

[@Dillon000]

Gotta love those bills!! Shows no matter how you might think people have it in life, we still share the same basic struggles!!!

[@Dillon000]

@A2G An*

[@NYA-HEWITT]

I’m 24 and drink way to much on a daily basis. Alcohol will take your life, it’s killing me. I need to stop and recover

[@WanderingExistence]

I just wanted to say, I hope the best for you... Alcohol is definitely toxic.

[@Vex319]

Words of wisdom, we all make mistakes when we’re young this is spot on

[@NickitaKeepinIt100]

I quit before I was 21 partying getting "lit" Vodka ,Fireball, Patron, piss water , 4 Loko etc I definitely learned my lesson hahah it ain't worth it but your channels just fun to watch ahhah keep up the videos

[@michael3556]

Fucking preach dude. So many people in the comments bragging about they started drinking heavy in high school. Most of them are bullshiting, but the ones that aren't are gonna wake up one day and need dialysis and realize that being cool & edgy wasn't worth the damage.

[@alkindi5647]

@@michael3556 Words of Gold brother!

[@omar-ig8ly]

Best advice for new drinkers : DONT DRINK.

[@FlashKillerX]

Cocktails are fun at all ages! I’m 23 and I’m building together a home bar, I love exploring new cocktails and feeling out what flavor combinations I like. It’s also easy to keep the ABV down that way because of mixing and dilution and all that

[@joeyjuandiaz6195]

Spot on I started with beer move to selters then whiskey now ha

[@orthodoxboxing9159]

Why would you kill your testosterone? Men look worse when they drink alcohol and you’re becoming more of a woman. Don’t believe me? Look at the fall of testosterone in men. Alcohol, raises estrogen so in essence you’re becoming a woman.

[@Montana_063rd]

Johnny Drinks dropping knowledge as always!! Much love from Chicago!!

[@maxkepler9088]

Imagine being super healthy and shitting all over it. Don’t start drinking if you don’t. It’s horrible for you. Don’t act like you only have one either. You get drunk you are wrong. Point blank

[@theoe354]

This is solid advice, but i actually found it easier to start with cocktails (the lighter stuff like daquiris and cosmos, not dirty martinis). Beer and wine were much more of aquired tastes for me (for whatever reason).

[@yammmit]

Same for me. My go-to is just a simple bourbon old fashioned.

[@zakabi6605]

True, that mostly comes down to thats most People growing UP drinks sweet drinks like soda when they "go out" with friends and that. So the sweeter cocktails is the first ting we bartenders recomend to "new" drinkers, then move over to madeby a amaretto and the to a wiskey sour

[@mahasaud2033]

I had my first drink when i was 27, tried beer was disgusting and then wine didnt like it at all, tried coconut rum with cola and it was good. I stopped drinking now the only thing I gained from these drinks is that i slept really really well but didn’t feel light headed or anything else.

[@Arizona_rider]

I been drinking since I was in the womb. Don’t get drunk. You need to stop at the buzz. If you’re drinking to black out? You have issues that need addressing. Just don’t get drunk

[@tomasviramontes6022]

I appreciate you and your dad taking the time to put us on game.

[@danielcrouse6515]

I left Mormonism when I was 21, I started by drinking really sugary margaritas and that was the only alcohol I liked. Now I don’t really enjoy the sugary cocktails and really like slow sippers like a Negroni or drinking whiskey neat

[@watersports1381]

That was the nicest advice on how to become an alcoholic

[@michael3556]

LMAO so many people in the comments bragging that they've been drinking since they were 13-14 😂 Good luck with your dialysis treatment, I guess.

[@XiONtv]

I started drinking dry red wine as a preteen. My favorite drink in my mid teens were Knob Creek, Woodford Reserve & Bookers. You'd think I'd be alcoholic but I barely drink anymore. I had less than 2 dozen drinks a year for the last few years

[@tonythatorc971]

I think it is because it takes the curiosity and novelty out of it once experienced at a younger age

[@Coran_06]

I feel like I’ve noticed a trend and it’s either people who start drinking a ton at a younger age either end up as an alcoholic or by the time they actually reach adulthood or later adulthood they stop drinking a lot or entirely. There’s rarely ever an in between at least from what I’ve seen.

[@michaelanderson8283]

Wow! This is the problem in the world! This is why we suffer from so much addiction… media making it COOL to drink!

[@duncemonkey14]

I love how no matter what he's got in front of him if you walk up and you tell him you're recording a video he drops everything he's happy to oblige.y'all are awsome.

[@AntonyTrofimov]

Uuuhh, bro. I’m from Easter Europe. My first drink was a shot of whisky at 16 and I came to beer only like 4 months later… but yea, me and my homies did have some nice sleeps in the woods from passing out after😅

[@applesauce4389]

Nah, go to a bar. Ask for the sweetest thing they got. Drink that for a while and get used to the taste. Once you acquire that taste for it, experiment with more traditional cocktails. Beer and wine a gross, don't at me.

[@warriorfitness777]

Best advise is don't start drinking. Stay healthy my friends 💪😁👍

[@Sal.sanchez]

Nothing but the hard stuff and seltzer’s lol but mostly whiskey. Never liked beer I started with bottles proofed over 80+ and never looked back… it would be cool (and easier for social reasons cause everyone has beer) if I liked beer but fuck it whiskey vault here I come

[@blazedxjan]

You forgot the part where it spirals out of control and you can't have fun without a triple shot lol.

[@chokey4754]

Awe, someone is drinking the pain away. Its okay, that's natural. Shameful and natural.

[@alexhobbins7491]

Wow I feel more experienced, literally started drinking beer and wine in my teens (growing up in the Mediterranean), started spirits when I was about 17/18 (legal where I’m from) made my first cocktail at 19. Now I am studying mixology (now 27), learnt to mix, measure and taste

[@Daveyjokes]

My advice is to jump straight into craft beers. You can literally get craft beers that taste like anything you want. I've had crafts that taste just like carrot cake and crafts that taste like a steak dinner. I even had a craft beer that tasted like a dreamsicle once!

[@elizabethmion4595]

Aside from beer, wine, and "party drinks" (tequila shots, vodka Redbull, etc) my go to has been scotch on the rocks or whiskey neat. I grew up sipping a little bit with my dad as well as some Grand Marnier while he'd talk about his Italian childhood, going to Catholic school, all of the crazy things he did in his teen years, just telling his story. They are some of my absolute favorite memories. I'm 21 going on 22 and my friends are always surprised by my more "sophisticated" taste in drinks but I just have to explain that that's what I've been drinking since I was 12ish😂

[@judeanaya414]

Here’s some advice QUIT!! Or you will be an alcoholic like these two!!!

[@barrywever9984]

Europeans drinking vodka by the bottle at 17 years old: 👁️👄👁️

[@Milkman-bu9es]

Why would you start with the acquired tastes of wine and beer I’d say to start with a screwdriver or something easy that doesn’t taste like booze

[@Lord_Kratos69]

Only beer! Or jägermeister😍🤤🔥 perfect age to start at 15-17 i started at 15

[@S.C1970]

I started drinking vodka straight when I was in my late teens... oops.

[@Justlandon27]

You should try all of your alcohol liquors and all that all combined see how it would taste you won't

[@djajxdjsjjxks2271]

Me drinking pomegranate vodka since I was 14 *Hmmm interesting*

[@DoveKhaled]

I’ve been drinking straight liquor since 16

[@Tar_Pick_Piano]

Can I down an entire vodka I weigh 200 pounds

[@BriefBanterShorts]

Start with vodka, that way you’ll never want to drink again

[@Aditya-wg3lp]

Nah skip the wine and beer shit, tastes like piss water and bitter rotten geapes

[@holichubbz8218]

Or...hear me out....dont drink and become an alcoholic...?

[@Mr.Bryan1234]

Damn I started with cocktails and wine i dont like beer

[@ceooflonelinessinc.267]

I started to slike beer. Cocktails and hard liquor are much more efficent.

[@Mr.Bryan1234]

@@ceooflonelinessinc.267 i started with old fashions since it was simple I would go into my parents bar and make it and mix other drinks

[@timh6792]

I‘m drinking pure Vodka since I’m 16 lmao

[@camerongooch9606]

Damn been sipping whiskey since I was breastfed,

[@livingcoffee_edits]

Me at 15 downing whiskey...........................

[@BenDover-qb4nm]

I’m 21 and I’m already sipping my bourbon and scotches

[@redspeye7823]

Why wouldn’t you do seltzers first? And why in the hell should the 50 year olds gatekeep drinking neat whisky and gin? This recommendation is bonkers. 😂

[@WanderingExistence]

Lmfao, ikr. I was drinking Brandy older than I was when I was 18.

[@idontknow8099]

I started drinking neat whiskey for 14 😅

[@deltacosburrito9214]

Meanwhile I’m 22 and drink bourbon neat. Not to get drunk but to savor the flavor of the drink. I’m an old soul

[@WanderingExistence]

For my 19th birthday I got myself a bottle of Four Roses Single Barrel and spent 40 minutes working through a single glencairn glass while I wrote up tasting notes.

[@Cocktimus-Prime]

I feel like my 40s has been robbed 😕 im 22 and im a spirit/cigar consultant for work. I drink/study whiskeys, tequila, rum, scotch and Cigars. Im not really a wine guy but craft beers are interesting/fun to jump into! cheers on everybody's journey!

[@ShadaeMastersAstrology]

You’re lucky, awesome work!!

[@redskycinema24566]

For me never starting to much easier than stopping

[@foil_fencer2315]

Why do I watch all these drinks that look good, yet I am only a teen…

[@dbrown4168]

Beginners guide on how to start a bad habit but make it seem classy

[@daveeraps]

Not sure if this comment will go unnoticed but please keep me in your prayers. I used to have 5 brain tumors but now I have only 2 left to go. In the past I had thoughts of suicide, lost my hearing, and even have seizures sometimes now… but by the grace of God I’m still alive. Now enough about me fam.. If you’re reading this comment I hope things get better for you. Keep your head up because everything you’ve gone through hasn’t killed you and you’re closer to where you’re trying to get than where you started from.. so you gotta keep going. One love and God bless ❤️

[@AlluBB]

I have a better recommendation: don't start.

[@masonmorgan6053]

Not even 21 and all I drink is whiskey

[@karma7997]

Meanwhile when I started it was straight to 95 proof bourbon then 110 at the age of 17 or 18 😂

[@WanderingExistence]

Lol, yeah. This is a weird order. I like bottled in bond. 100 proof, aged at least 4 years and you can find some decent bottles for good prices.

[@tonyr9487]

Or just don't drink...it's pointless

[@jv63bevv16]

Yeah, I just drank all that shit in my teens

[@Geeski1800]

Left a religion to pick up drinking 😂

[@kayf_ahmad]

I can guess the Religion he left. Only an unfortunate person will leave Islam

[@illunation]

Its sad because Islam is the only truth 😮‍💨

[@Hawkie]

Hahah only 21 and been drinking whiskey straight for a while now. Must be that Irish bloodline

[@nitch2396]

Me djsoen melosne nwjaiwb ejs haadhdj

[@NothingHumanisAlientoMe]

Exmuslim at the temple of YOLO

[@TheInfiniteMag]

Doesn't really matter it's just ethanol going through your blood stream feels great dosnt really matter how it gos down the hatch

[@mikewaite4002]

Booker T and the MG’s +

[@joshhawkins8394]

I hate alcohol, don’t like any of it

[@jamesmarsterson1040]

Think I done this in reverse 😂😂

[@imperialloyalist4799]

Congrats on your deconversion

[@saiko2216]

What about a shit ton of vodka at 14?

[@tylerdesautels1857]

Man did I go backwards lol

[@syedmammar1]

Nah will stick to water

[@Seanstricklanddezballs]

Imma be honest I went straight to liquor

[@nunya1034]

“Left a religion”???

[@vicentehuerta7456]

Whiskey like a real man

[@dash4786]

Or don't drink at all

[@yoBradyO11]

I'm 31 and I was sipping whiskeys before I was even 21. It was love at first taste. I've bought and tasted nearly 150 different brands. I even have a logbook of every bottle that I've ever drank/tasted. My mom told me it would be an interesting log to have. At this point i should be a damn sommelier. Why is there a recommendation on when lol? We like what we like when we like it...

[@yammmit]

me too I’m glad I’m not the only one. Keyword: SIPPING. I am not out here doing shots of jack daniels lmao. I just bought a few different mid-tier brands I got recommended and went from there.

[@JasonAndGina]

Hey John I am looking forward to watching your content

[@adambelk3495]

Beer 🍺 for new drinker

[@robertocerecero6542]

Wine? No thank you