"Lost Keys" | Jo Koy : Lights Out

[@captainuseless1071]

I'm Filipino and this is 150% accurate XD

[@DENNISLOPEZINC]

Same here. 100% spot-on! My mom would keep telling me to "use my EYES. Not my Mouth!" LOL!!

[@donna74ph]

I remember my dad, he would sermon me till my ears bled hahahaha

[@s2chardz]

CaptainUseless and dont forget her famous line, "papatayin mo ba ako sa konsumisyon?" Filipino moms.

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

donna74ph yeah mine too. lol

[@tstgirl]

Jalen rose walis

[@lowkeyarki7091]

The police should hire filipino mothers to interrogate criminals.

[@santiagoscho]

hahaha!

[@liquidghost8949]

YOOOOOOO RUSSIAN DADS AND FILIPINO MOMS OOOOONNNN SOOOMMMEEEE SHIT

[@subatomicgxn7807]

“TEL ME NOW. DID YOU. STEL ZA FACKING PURSE FROM THAT LITL OLD LADY?!?!” “I-I think you’re gonna have to speak clearer-“ “DONT YOU TEL ME HOW TO INTERROGATE!”

[@jaytamayo4694]

I AGREE! 😂😂😂😂

[@bravestchicken3528]

As Jo Koy said: Filipino moms be using that "Jedi manipulative shit" 😂

[@empetersen02]

THIS IS SOOO TRUE!!!! I'm Filipino and my mom always says "look with your eyes not your mouth"

[@moosesquirrel7265]

OH MY GOD MY MOM SAYS THAT

[@empetersen02]

LOL ALL OF THIS IS SO RELATABLE

[@acrsclspdrcls1365]

my dad says that sometimes.

[@azaya2331]

My mom says that tooooooo!!!!!!!

[@IvanIsYda_]

All my relatives say this when I lose something 😂😂😂 we say it to each other especially to the kids who lose stuff 😂😂😂😂

[@JenSteed]

This was so damn funny. After I watched it, I started using that on my kids whenever they lost something and I just heard one of them tell another to look with their eyes not their mouth. 🤣

[@jetrickgordo4026]

Oh you've got some stories to tell.

[@AnnA-vg5vx]

You'd become "Filipinized" 😂😂 there's more if you lost something they will NEVER EVER EVER HELP YOU! Even when they knew where it was, but perhaps sometimes they'll do..? 😂 but you'll hear this: "Kung ahas yan tinuklaw ka na!" "Bulag ka ba andyan sa harap mo!" 1. If it's a snake it's already bitten you! meaning it's right in front of you but because your mouth is looking NOT your eyes 😂😂 2. Are you blind it's right in front of you! And many more.

[@jaritomariajanicec7306]

Jaja ...a Filipino thing...it's CS to us

[@arnelcabahugalmine9511]

This is the reason why Filipino kids when turn adulthood and get married they still support their parents financially and emotionally. We always remembered how much they loved us.

[@bingka3051]

Hahaa+a

[@juzzbee929]

Yup I'm Black/Filipino. And my mom would tell me that "Use your eyes, not your mouth" whenever I lose anything. My dad would say "If it was a snake, it would have bitten ya by now."

[@ElizaHamilton1780]

Jessica Brown My dad says that too. I thought it was some weird Dad thing from just him, but I guess not?

[@demonshaz]

I bet you're really pretty

[@TheFerozuddin]

I'm from north Borneo, it's all the same here..we did it the same..

[@RICO_SUAVE_86_]

This guy’s whole comedic career centers around his experience growing up with his mom 😂 I love it he’s one of the best and spot on!

[@pillowybun]

My mom is exactly like this!!! The accuracy hurts hahahahaha

[@Sailormoon1122]

Kayla lol my mom's like that too

[@heyloobuggaboo3600]

Kayla sameee

[@crowleypd3616]

Kayla EVERYONE'S FILIPINO MOM 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅 and SAME

[@alphaspiritwolf2271]

Kayla I

[@iangang9535]

Hahaha. Me too!

[@iamthat8671]

Famous lines when you lose something in our household: "Bahala ka. Hanapin mo." "Kung ahas yan tinuklaw ka na." "Baka naglakad mag-isa." "Tawagan mo baka sagutin ka."

[@felicitysmoakandwillgraham6453]

Totoo😂

[@gabrielantoniojoaquin6515]

"mata kase ginagamet hindi bibig"

[@mikassalouna]

Can I get the translation

[@felicitysmoakandwillgraham6453]

@@mikassalouna i'll try to translate it. Not sure it could be translated accurately to english. "you're on your own. Look for it" "if it's a snake, you'd have already been bitten" "maybe it walked on its own" "call it maybe it'd answer"

[@marbollsmb3116]

@@felicitysmoakandwillgraham6453 Yeah seems about right

[@ronniemctail4689]

yup typical Filipino parents use your eyes not your mouth lecture.

[@alecsandrabaldwin8808]

I've heard it so many times, I swear I can lip sync it perfectly.

[@IvanIsYda_]

Yeah lol 😂😂😂

[@milleliza1490]

This is so relatable

[@peoplewillallsmile]

facts

[@rahabrebekahduran]

Mexican mom's do the same thing

[@anonymouschannel2161]

“Look with your eyes not your mouth.” -literally almost every filipino (or asian) tiger mom ever.

[@s.a.hbarmarymary9786]

my mom is malay...she will say that and lecture me😒 "I told you right...put your things properly"

[@Ayveh]

Lmao XD

[@looili1234]

Literally my mom 😂 Your eyes grow on your butt izit😂

[@thekaleidoactive7483]

The Japanese are different do

[@LovelyAngel2005]

*sigh*.....my mom and sister always say this

[@angramainyu267]

"Excuse me person that does not drive my car. Do you know where my keys are?" ahahahaahaahahah

[@yvonnemckenna9903]

Yep! That is my mom. No Filipino. But I am Hispanic. I grew up in a Spanish household. And it was tough love. It was great love but thus video basically decribed mi mama and mi abuelita 😂😂❤

[@annandres8483]

Hispanic and filipino moms are scary af

[@stephencamper7715]

A Filipino nurse lectured me for twenty minutes on how to take care of my injured foot for when I leave the hospital. She was as hilarious as she was sweet. As brilliant as she was caring.

[@marcsantamaria4097]

Hope you're feeling better.

[@stephencamper7715]

@@marcsantamaria4097 I've been doing pretty well since. Playing basketball and skating again. Thank you!! I hope you are also well 🤙🏿

[@chanandler.bong16]

My wife is Filipina...I get this same treatment. Or, if she decides to tell me, she'll point toward where the thing is I'm looking for with her mouth...

[@bryannunez9151]

ply72rr I know the struggle my fiancé is filipino God forbid she throws a Tampoo Later on lol

[@teawithluke2296]

Hahaha! Yessss! Pointing with the lips!

[@ailurophile4341]

Race mixer!

[@ailurophile4341]

@@Five0Five HAHAHAHA Your opinion doesn't matter, mutt!

[@ailurophile4341]

@@Five0Five Your ancestors aren't proud. They died for nothing.

[@yabuzagardens366]

My mom is not Filipino & yet I can still feel the abhorrence from years of frustration of hearing this MOM lecture, makes it insanely hilarious

[@iB_the_red_hair]

Yabuza Gardens it must have hurt your ears...

[@Ambertrine]

My mother is not Filipino either, but she lectures like crazy, especially when I lose something. She will help me find it, and then lecture the hell out of me directly after.

[@algladyou]

i hate the lecture. all i need is one. i can self reflect thank you.

[@twystedhumour]

@@algladyou not if you keep making the same mistake! that's how i got "learnt."

[@ujayet]

Jo Joy need to be in the spotlight more,, he deserve all the recognition.. story telling, delivery...etc.. is very well done.

[@cami7615]

“Yan burara ka kasi, gamitin mo MATA mo hindi yang BIBIG mo.” - my parents everyday

[@angeloaguila4992]

Care Nav 😂😂😂😂😂900% accurate ako din kaya

[@qwertylink9066]

ang mata ginagamit sa paghahanap, hindi ang bunganga! PAKK! (palo)

[@lawrencemarquez9227]

Lmao I hear that plenty of times

[@chocobibi4777]

10000000000% accurate

[@comicalcosmonaut959]

What does that translate to?

[@phonemwa]

Jo Koy's Mom is hilarious: "Excuse me, person that does not drive my car, do you know where my keys are?"😆

[@blknpinay25]

I legit hollered. That is my mom ALL DAY

[@shukasuno8072]

I love Jo Koy's comedy because it's soo relatable. For me at least.

[@ladylioness4065]

One of my favorite skits I cry laugh Every time

[@NebrMom]

Was one of my favorite bits years ago and now, as a mom of teen boys, it’s EPIC!!

[@DirtyOldSailor]

Married to a Filipina for 20 years. This and all your jokes involving your Mom are so spot on. Sometimes I even catch myself talking like that. It scares me... True story, my wife was in downtown Norfolk. Called me and said she was done. I asked her where she was. She said, "I'm outside". I said, Yeah, but where outside, what street? She said, " I'm at the intersection walk, don't walk". OMG... I was laughing so hard and frustrated at the same...

[@gumaming]

Paul J. Pappas 😂

[@irisstar09]

😂😂😂

[@crypto66]

"Gamitin mo mata mo, huwag bibig!" -Every Filipino Mom. Ever.

[@josephcaskey9276]

His mom sounds Adorable

[@burningcalmness]

Joseph Caskey yes, good coaching, first teachers... Filipino moms..!

[@smudge82_]

Hahaha. Same lines my mom used to say. PLUS... if your keys can bite you, you are already dead by now. I miss my mom. It is just a little more than a year when she passed away

[@StephanieVal87]

jokes about Filipino moms are waaay funnier than dad jokes. just saying 😂

[@StephanieVal87]

Chivo Man offended much? 2016 it is.

[@IvanIsYda_]

True! 😂😂😂

[@michaelsierra9]

My father’s spanish/filipino and he used to tell me “para unsa ng imong mata ug utok, gamita” “that’s what your eyes and brains are for, use them”

[@IvanIsYda_]

"Usarem ta matam!" My grandparents would say 😂😂😂 use your eyes

[@poptmac5022]

I grew up without a dad so yeah sure ;)

[@boxoftruffles6217]

American Aunties: There's my favourite nephew! How are you doing? Filipino Aunties: Hi baby! Okay ka lang? Do you have a girlfriend na?

[@itsjustvin7630]

Emilio Dearos oh this hits home so much

[@juliusembile7664]

Worse... "Oh, Jay, kailan ka ba maga'asawa?"

[@maxscene7]

Oy bat ang taba mo na?

[@JB-xm8qi]

So true... most south east asians are like that... them aunties..

[@CookiieMonstrr]

Or better yet, "Buntis kana? Meron anak? Give me apo!"

[@icosharmainemordeno433]

Omfggggggg do all Filipino moms the same????? Ahahahahahaha mine is soooo like thisssssss ahahha

[@dukemeisterr7084]

Same same, I love my mom 😂

[@Aaron4thw]

Ico Sharmaine Mordeno my mom probably knows your mom 😂😂😂

[@JB-xm8qi]

Same... but we live in the Philippines so have house maids... my mom rants for 30 mins but i can always go to my room and have the helpers look for it. :)

[@elizabethmonieno1603]

Yes dear. They are all similar...all Filipino moms .

[@anomaloustick4471]

Ooooommmmmggggg iiiii lllloooovvveee ttttoooo ttttaaaallllkkkk lllliiiikkkkkkeeeee ttttthhhhhiiiiissss

[@KVidal-dk6jl]

"Use your eyes, not your mouth" Literally my Filipino mother every single time I lose something and ask for her help.

[@mrcochino281]

haha my moms the same too...hoy Prankie..use your eyes not your mout...i think thats a filipino thing...maybe they said that in school in the philippines when kids couldnt find their pencil

[@kababert]

mrcochino281 Exactly. remember "Ang Alamat ng Pinya" (Legend of the Pineapple) ? the mom got tired of all the questions and prayed that her daughter had more eyes, so she won't use her mouth to find stuff.. its even here in KZbin. Jokoy is spot on.

[@brynels.9189]

It always starts at home. haha

[@twystedhumour]

@donn no, she (Pinya) was too lazy to look.

[@twystedhumour]

@@Icantthinkofanyname48 and now, i do it to my niece and nephews! hahahahahaha. they sure stopped asking me for help after that.

[@GoodRoberts]

I already love your mom this is what mom's should be not best friends

[@mine95883]

Jokoy is on point! My Mom does the same thing lmao

[@yvettemaldonado3725]

Hysterical I love your impersenation of your mom.

[@official.soundwave59]

Lol I like how his mom said "did you just ask me where my keys are"

[@bertodj4814]

great man,your mom is your main key to your performance you bring the filipino heart in america,thank you

[@fojemo1661]

That “use your eyes not your mouth” lecture is a classic. 100% accurate

[@kapimanen819]

My mum is an angel amd always helpful..but your mum being that way is a rockstar!

[@monina2782]

My sister and I are fans of Jo Koy to the fact that we almost memorized every lines bc we keep on watching them many times haha. She just lost her charger and she keeps on asking us where is her charger but none of us even use her charger so i used that opportunity to say this line 2:49 lol 🤣

[@elsakimura9187]

I really love your MomEnjoy precious time with her. I lost my own Mom 30 years ago from Cancer. God bless Kabayan.

[@brandenturner2047]

You are so hilarious!!! I love your comedy shows and your mother!!

[@salverejina4177]

I swear....every filipina mom is like this.....even though they knew where the things im trying to find...she has the energy to scold me....great woman....

[@datgreedymouse6860]

Me as a kid in the philippines: Me: Ma where's my shoes? Mom: look with eyes not with your mouth 10 years later Mom: dante wheres my glasses? Me: ma look with your.. Mom: mmm mmmm MMM! subukan mo ituloy malilintikan ka Me: 😅😅😅

[@xxxacu]

Lmao

[@cheryperucho6843]

😂😂

[@animemusic8]

Hahahahaha. But this made me sad. I miss my mom. 😔😭

[@twystedhumour]

@@animemusic8 it's ok. just like in Lion King, she lives in you!

[@SoniaHernandez-tq9fd]

Love you, Jo Koy. You brighten my day!

[@gracemariesubade6568]

I remember my Mom telling me that, and now that I am a mother myself, I repeat those words to my son.😂

[@jem5789]

I am so happy that this comedian popped up in my recommenced videos! First time hearing his routine and I’m rolling with laughter.

[@angelasestito4411]

He kills me, I'm not Filipino but I can totally relate to the Emigrant mom. I can watch this over and over, he is hilarious

[@anjsacro2489]

so lucky with my mom. she raised me the way every filipino mother did.. also my grandmother and of course my father. its like were living in military academy every day.

[@Kimboozled]

My mother is Filipino and this is her to the "T"

[@owenwelch1]

Jo koy full stand up

[@fredsalfa]

His mom is so funny I already know her so well now

[@monicadelacruz5195]

i can't even tell you poi how accurate this is. are looking with your eyes of your mouth...hahaha

[@icalderonlawify]

Filipinos can relate. Whether you are in the Philippines or anywhere around the world as long as you have Filipino moms or dads. This is so true. Congrats Jo Koy on your sucess

[@JasonSpiffy]

His mother is hilarious!

[@Gabriel-ut1we]

U described my whole relationship with my mom. I love how they keep on repeating the same points on what I did wrong!! It’s all so nice when they’re super passive aggressive and judge-mental

[@ahtide24]

Typical Filipino moms: they will lecture you and you'll just want them to hit you and stop talking hahaha You are so funny!!

[@thegirlbehindtheglasses3553]

He got the Filipino parents down perfectly. I have Filipino parents and they are JUST LIKE THIS!!! They'd usually say "use your eyes, not your mouth!" 🤣🤣

[@manuelbrechbuehler286]

My mom Vietnamese and she was loving when she was mad...broke my dreams at 11...i lost my keys...said the same thing 1000%

[@gman000]

Stumbled onto one of this videos about 2 or 3 days ago. Couldn't stop watching... This guy super funny and the mom impersonation kills me. Reminds me of my mom similar intentions. All the way from Cape Town SouthAfrica

[@markemyshibukawa9254]

That's what MY mom used to say!!! "Use your eyes! Not your mouth!" All Pilipino mom's are the same! LOL!

[@tomasaleman2724]

I think I’ve watched this bit at least 25 times!!! ...still gets me!!!

[@iRDude415]

Dude, as a Filipino this is LEGIT. like 250% accurate.

[@JCDagz]

Hahaha!!! "Look with your eyes, not with your mouth." - my mom and grandma used to always say this to me and and my brothers and sisters

[@ThePyton7]

typical filipino! 100 % true! wish you could've done your show in Germany! Love it!

[@LyrasRaven]

I'm half Filipina, and i live in Finland. Mom did this when I was a kid. I do this to my kids now too, without thinking. But I never knew it was a filipino THING until this video! This feels crazy!

[@yvesgomes]

One of my favorite stand up comedians.

[@jimmyrofryl3713]

You're the man jokoy!...your joking instinct makes my day to day problems turns into laughter...i salute you!

[@daphney119]

That part when the mom says "of course I do" 😂😂😂 Looorrrdd

[@kristinen9854]

OMG , I'VE BEEN MARRIED TO MY FILIPINO HUSBAND FOR YEARS NOW AND HE HAS SAID: "USE YOUR EYES , NOT YOUR MOUTH" TO ME FREQUENTLY . . . . . NOW I KNOW WHY , FILIPINO TRADITION. THANKS JOKOY , YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYES. ; )

[@emjay5243]

This is 100% accurate 😂😂😂 My mom always does🤣🤣🤣

[@xoangellopez]

this actually almost made me cry this is too real

[@LYMental]

"Look with your eyes not with your mouth" Polish parents same way 😂😂😂

[@romelynsy7079]

The “you use your eyes to find things” ARE WAY GOO TRUE DAMN KDJDNS

[@dorissigel8764]

Bahahahha!! Love your movie! Your Mom stole the show tho😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Kayveh]

2:48 this part is relatable as hell, i think every filipino has heard of this saying way to often

[@daniellejamero21]

"Over here oh Joseph?" *Insert filipino accent and expression* That line tho haha.

[@yoyoyomartinjason4866]

The word "oh" I think it is a bisaya word

[@daniellejamero21]

@@yoyoyomartinjason4866 you could almost hear it from anyone in the Philippines. I guess its a natural expression for Filipinos.

[@yoyoyomartinjason4866]

@@daniellejamero21 Yeah I agree with you

[@lmca08]

So true! I never forgot what I did wrong because it was a two hour lecture about how horrible the conditions were in the Philippines and how we should not take advantage of being American born, and Blah blAh Blah. But now that I have kids.. I use the same tactics.. lecturing and telling them “ you’re grandparents did not come to this country face racism and other adversities so you can grow up and be a loser! “ Oh and I too have a wooden key organizer on the wall..

[@kimberlyhernandez1107]

We are a Filipino family. It is so funny and intimidating at the same time to watch this episode with my mom. lol

[@abovenbeyondlimits81]

He asked his mom the key question?!!! I was literally petrified .. couldn’t believe he was that brave !!! 😆😆😆🤣😂

[@naps_]

my parents arent even filipino and this is so relatable xD

[@willenglund8290]

jo koy is the best comedian in my opinion! hilarious

[@jasminelee6410]

"when you lose something do you use your eyes to look for it? or do you use your mouth" very classic and this would be me when I become a mom. Filipino moms already know how to be sarcastic even before they know the word sarcasm haha

[@marikitliwayway6703]

filipino here I can relate but it will be my dad who will tell me "gamitin mo mata mo hindi bunganga mo sa paghanap". missing my dad for the last 12 years, thank you for this video, it reminded me of him.

[@ginggia9596]

Cant get enough of this clip, he captures the very essence of how some of us were raised by ol' skool filipino moms, LOL

[@tfizzlefresh]

This never gets old. Never.

[@mixflip]

Mine says...look with your eyes...not your mouth.

[@revmaxmoto2152]

Damn, i remember my dad calls us all like a meeting?, then scold someone whos fault, then it takes an hour or two figuring out if your the one or your just trying to cover your brother or sister, then what i feel was like.... that i feel and think why not hit me already?, i know my fault... now that im 25 and lost my father 4years ago, and watch this,... it brings all back... lessons, 90s kids reality(which is better than this #millenial urgh) it thought me a lot... love you jokoy... btw pure fil and nothern(ilocano-ifugao) subs here... godbless

[@6samuelst]

This video is old asf but you know how you tube does they recommend a video and here I am years later cracking up!! I legit went and checked for my keys tho!!

[@paoloren]

Been 4 years and it's still accurate and relevant hahahaha

[@EmarketOcean]

I love you Joe you’re my favorite comedian it’s almost 1 o’clock in the morning I’m laughing out loud

[@demontzdemontz4932]

I've watched alot of Stage comedians In my life,. Jo Koy is my ultimate favorite! Because he genuially makes me laugh! I love dis Guy! 😚👍

[@shamrasli2113]

Hahaha...I totally can relate to this. Typical Asian mom 😁. "Look with your eyes, not your mouth". My mom use to said, "If I found it, you're dead" 😁😁. I'm not Pinoy but anyway... Love from neighboring Malaysia 😁😁

[@lenniez]

Hahaa I got this too. Now I say it to my daughter hahagaaa

[@victoriasmith1724]

Thank you my Dear, you made my day , you are funny .

[@teejayhideout]

As a Filipino I find this offensively true. Filipino mothers are the epitome of enigma.

[@Lovethemusic385]

Aww, he loves his mom so much.

[@evandelgadillo]

Even tho I STILL can’t find my keys, this really made me laugh I appreciate that!!! Hahahaha ur hilarious LOL 😆

[@jhenjhengiftgivingchannel8212]

its somewhere in the kitchen.. near the water tab maybe..

[@fuyu5979]

Hilarious upload ! Kudos. New subscriber because of this vid. Anticipating ur next one. Peace

[@gdd469]

Omg 😆 that’s freaking hilarious 😂. I tell my kids to use their eyes 👀 when looking for something 👀 not their mouth 👄. Ahahahahahaha. So funny.

[@stephaniegarcia846]

I love watching videos and shows. Can’t wait for you to hopefully tour

[@eyezodiotic3197]

Basically my mom when I was a freshman... Holy hell, it hurts more to see your mom cry than to get whipped

[@robertwhitley4970]

JO KOY, the most best, amazing, terrific, greatest, hilarious, man dead or alive ever. I love that man, cuz he makes me laugh soo damn hard. It would be a true honor and pleasure too meet him soo damn badly cuz he is my ideal.