One would have to be Two Clowns Short of a Circle to vote for Trump and J.D. Vance. FULL STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@marelinem541Ай бұрын
???? 'Two Clowns Short of a Circus' ????
@EShirakoАй бұрын
@@marelinem541 It looks like a variation of "A few sandwiches short of a picnic", or "A few cards short of a deck". That might roughly equate to, "You have to be silly to be voting for the constitution-violating hate-beast and his doughnut-ordering-disabled buddy."
@peggyroane2092Ай бұрын
Klepper, too. Thanks to the Daily Show. Laughter is a stress reliever.👍💙😊🫶
@MelodyMalyАй бұрын
Loving all the seriously funny but true. Journalism
@Koipo-z2xАй бұрын
Who could even CONSIDER Drumpf after watching this!!!
@peggyroane2092Ай бұрын
Sure, love, Jon. I dream of Jon being in a debate with any Trump followers. He has the talent to tell the truth with a serious sense of humor.💙👍
@rosanneallen-hewlett9973Ай бұрын
He's consistantly brilliant and perhaps a national treasure. Great to see you, Jon!
@carolholly1608Ай бұрын
'Same Here! Love You, Jon! ❤
@robinrussell3705Ай бұрын
I just had a flash! What a presidential ticket; Pete and Jon! Care to debate? Anyone?
@sarahcarr5275Ай бұрын
I would love to see Jon debate Trump and Vance! He would destroy them both
@mlpfanboy1701Ай бұрын
@@sarahcarr5275john stewart vs donald trump and jd vance is a battle of whits between a master and 2 unarmed men.
@gregwilliams7210Ай бұрын
You are so right Walz, THEY ARE WEIRD!!!!!!!
@flyrobin2544Ай бұрын
Elon trying to have a Tom Cruise moment. smh
@HepCatJackАй бұрын
Also strange and bizarre, odd, peculiar, outlandish, eccentric.
@geraldblount4159Ай бұрын
I'm tired of America man got some f****** felon running for president go get a job with the f****** post office with a parking ticket this is f****** ridiculous man
@keithhoss4990Ай бұрын
@@HepCatJack Tim Walz
@timbirch499925 күн бұрын
@@keithhoss4990 Whuuut?
@DJSykoOfficialАй бұрын
Klepper you levelled up with that one, hit so many nails on the head! Thank you both for helping me to process this shocking situation your country is in, and thus all of us in the free world. Much love. THIS is what real men look like.
@karenburroughs1535Ай бұрын
😂😢😮😅😊
@Madnikodemus23 күн бұрын
Now that the real men voted, you won’t be seeing them in the ladies room. Your welcome
@KobisashiАй бұрын
I love your point of view and your ability to make me laugh at our horrible political mess. Thank you!!!!
@maryrosekent8223Ай бұрын
Off topic question: Is your beautiful icon your first B&W cat? And is your gorgeous fluff-ball the smartest cat you’ve ever had? I ask because my cat-the late, great Petrushka-was so smart I found it unsettling. In our 16 years together I got used to it, but there were times when it seemed like he was actually reading my mind. Please feel free to talk on and on Kobisashi!
@patogrady2763Ай бұрын
Sharp & precise. As always!
@prooveditt4839Ай бұрын
If your dull & slow
@charlesflohr1815Ай бұрын
Hope vs fear is the name of the game this election. Choose hope.
@delladempsey-b3zАй бұрын
"Faith over fear."
@anthonyweller3077Ай бұрын
Jill Stein for hope
@zondra66Ай бұрын
Scared that $75 million from Elon makes hope irrelevant. Scared in Michigan.
@prooveditt4839Ай бұрын
You mean Joy
@timbirch499925 күн бұрын
@@anthonyweller3077 Jill Stein is just a grifter.
@richardvickrey4786Ай бұрын
FANTASTIC episode! You guys are needed, badly. So, THANKS!💙
@MelodyMalyАй бұрын
Keep me sane....so far
@cindymiller-flint4698Ай бұрын
Mao
@Oh-No-Its-Lizzie-JoАй бұрын
@@cindymiller-flint4698 wait, are you a cat? 😸
@CAGED1702Ай бұрын
Watching from Australia! Jon Stewart is AWESOME! 👏
@franciet99Ай бұрын
Thanks for joining our craziness? Jon has been the best for ages! He is fantastic at showing people the craziness and laughing too. 💙
@fargosnow994Ай бұрын
Watching Mexico, yes, he’s awesome!
@franciet99Ай бұрын
@@fargosnow994 I’m also so surprised how great Jordan does when he goes to the rallies. He runs circles around so many.
@sandrawilson1692Ай бұрын
ISN’T HE THOUGH…💙🥰💙
@tiaroja7020 күн бұрын
😅
@mcm3a812Ай бұрын
Thank you John, you help keep America informed from a better perspective.
@maryrosekent8223Ай бұрын
[Jon]
@ilaser4064Ай бұрын
, Jordan and the whole team at the daily show pointing out the hypocrisy and ridiculousness.
@prooveditt4839Ай бұрын
Don't he'll keeping lying & spewing the narrative for you as long as there's dummies to listen
@mcm3a812Ай бұрын
@@prooveditt4839 guess you see him just like Trump. Trump spews lies, hate, nonsense, can’t complete a sentence, admires men’s genitalia, but you maga folk are just in love with the orange fool.
@debbiem.312827 күн бұрын
Comedians save the day! So grateful for you. 🤗
@randomhero2480Ай бұрын
Goodness, he is such a voice of rationality and humanity. Love John Stewart.
@Madnikodemus23 күн бұрын
Today November 20, 2024 your beloved John Stewart is on camera, publicly denouncing left leaning news & democrats. He’s trying to act like he’s not one of you. He doesn’t want his only audience to be just the delusional people. Too bad for him
@nikolaslarson6891Ай бұрын
Is there a way to send them both into space???
@1BlueheronАй бұрын
If that asteroid is still currenty circling the earth, It should have room for two!
@katherinegray5086Ай бұрын
Are you raising money to send them ? I will donate !! 💰💰💰🤨🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪
@x9165Ай бұрын
Musk should know 😅
@richardbarnes2782Ай бұрын
Trump did tell musk he wants to visit Uranus. 😁
@thieupham493Ай бұрын
I would settle for Russia
@vincepappalardo9229Ай бұрын
As a person who owns a Tesla I am ashamed to now drive it. It is the first and last Tesla I will own.
@d.l.d.l.8140Ай бұрын
And you can’t sell it. You have to ride the mistake until it’s scrap metal. Sorry Dude, you have my sympathy.
@kooaleАй бұрын
Thanks Vince, u da man.
@gloriascott6491Ай бұрын
Don't worry this trump/musk love affair wont last long. Remember his little fling with Kanye West. No one can stand trump for long.
@d.l.d.l.8140Ай бұрын
@@gloriascott6491 They don’t even like themselves. They can’t possibly.
@kellytrimble7019Ай бұрын
They are too much alike 😂 It will never last!
@Sazuza2Ай бұрын
thank you jon
@moniquevandergoten1358Ай бұрын
I deleted X from my phone. Sick of this guy. That is what we all should do don’t give him this power. Vote vote vote 💙💙💙💙💙💙💙
@bigdaddypapsmearАй бұрын
So appreciative to have John back, 2016 and 20 was rough without him.
@Villa832Ай бұрын
Klepper is brilliant.😂😂😂
@TheyCallMeGlitchDashАй бұрын
Jon Stewart is genuinely funny af.😂
@melusine826Ай бұрын
Is it just me or is the other host similar delivery to Jon? I'm guessing the writers will have similar style that comes through
@katherinegray5086Ай бұрын
I have only just discovered Jon Stewart & have googled his long career. Its incredible.. he is so clever & so funny .. 👏👏🇦🇺💙🇺🇸⛪
I 💖 JON STEWART, THE GENTLEMAN MAKES MY DAY … 💙💙💙🥰💙💙💙.
@lienarden3777Ай бұрын
Me and my fam too🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣💙💙💙💙💙
@denfool902Ай бұрын
Jon Stewart, welcome back my hero. Us X-Gen have missed you.
@KitrynPeppersАй бұрын
Hear, here! 🎉🎉🎉🎉
@erwinl.8152Ай бұрын
Meh, this Gen Xer prefers Klepper. Stewart has receded into his pizza cutter stage in an attempt to regain cultural relevance. All edge, no point.
@carolholly1608Ай бұрын
❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
@KitrynPeppersАй бұрын
@@erwinl.8152 I kinda like all edge. 🤷🏽♀️🥰
@michaelmeroyers5487Ай бұрын
we boomers have missed him too, lol
@chadbuxton2063Ай бұрын
Hey there! Kamala voter here. Just wanted to remind the right that they don't have a monopoly on violence. Some of us are ready to defend ourselves if need be.
@FUNCLBАй бұрын
I'm still amused they hate EVs in the Republican Party and yet Elon. SMH
@MickeyHughes-c9kАй бұрын
Jon Steward is one of my favorite, he always hits the mark. Right on Jon!
@suemick8709Ай бұрын
The Musk and the Stench.
@temogracia3182Ай бұрын
@suemick8709. Your comment is very hilarious and quite clever !!!! I will be using those monikers when the next opportunity arises !!!! Thank you and best regards!!!
@johndolan5076Ай бұрын
@@temogracia3182 Is an otter a mustelid
@johndolan5076Ай бұрын
i lioke otters
@prooveditt4839Ай бұрын
Cheney & Bolton endorsing Kamala tells you which side is the bad guys
@margarethooten3007Ай бұрын
Trump liking Elon Musk just confirms my low opinion of them both!! The two of them together only spells disaster for the rest of us.
@thieupham493Ай бұрын
Both were friends with Epstein and Diddy.
@evulclownАй бұрын
Both Russian assets.
@RobBlokdijk-h9mi1958Ай бұрын
Duh
@NataLeeCatАй бұрын
I won't be surprised if we see Musk in big politics soon.
@JNosewicz7569Ай бұрын
@@NataLeeCattrump, if elected, already has a position for Elon. In trade for financial backing, most likely.
@99jcbrrАй бұрын
The icing on the cake was the look on Gimli's face at the very end of that clip
@vendora1Ай бұрын
klepper is awesome some of his best stuff lately on trumps/maga/repub idiocy
@JodoKast1221Ай бұрын
Jordan Klepper deserves his own prime time show!
@rottweilerfun9520Ай бұрын
I find him funnier than Jon.
@DavidRitter-tj9plАй бұрын
And Desi Lydic, too.
@MarthaRoseMoore415Ай бұрын
I'm a massive Kosta fan. Just can't seem to get enough of that guy.
@Demspeaks44Ай бұрын
I think Jon was brought for his experience and senority to merchandise the need of the times. I think he'll quit after the election. I do hope Desi or Jordan get the gig
@eatonuter7113Ай бұрын
He had one, right after Larry Wilmore's show got cancelled. It ran for about a year, then it got canned due to low ratings.
@LeylaDerbenАй бұрын
That Klepper 'real men' segment at the end was one of the best and most scathing I've ever seen from any host of the Daily Show. Amazing work.
@pawninteractiveNEWSАй бұрын
how does it feel to know you aren't the funny one in your friend group? yiiikes
@D_JillaАй бұрын
Also, it's funny how fox has the most dough boy ahh guys to talk about what a real man does.
@AfrochillaАй бұрын
@@D_Jillabroski looked like he would get shoved into a locker in middle school and he's talking like he's a "real man" like stop capping bro you're on Fox News unironically 💀
@smears6039Ай бұрын
@@Afrochillahe slashed the tires of his ex girlfriend to force her into a date with him… Jesse waters is creepy af, and has no clue what a “real man” is!
@JoshRay-q2nАй бұрын
@pawninteractiveNEWS id ask you the same question but youd have to have friends first 😢
@brucealvarez9263Ай бұрын
Apparently men who don't think a woman can lead a major country have never heard of Margaret Thatcher or Angela Merkel
@takaorobinson8719Ай бұрын
Don't forget New Zealand and Jacinda Arden. Led it through the pandemic.
@pedigreeannАй бұрын
@@takaorobinson8719 Indira Gandhi. Golda Meir.
@wranglerboiАй бұрын
@brucealvarez9263 - If you asked most people who they are, you'd likely get a blank look or be asked, "Who are they?" OR they'd say, Margaret was that cooking lady on TV and Angela was that new singer on AGT. Gotta be tuned in to current events or a sense of history to be able to answer "tough" questions like those!
@aliceslabАй бұрын
@@brucealvarez9263 we all know what conservatives think a real man is, trans women....
@takaorobinson8719Ай бұрын
@@pedigreeann sorry ,forgot about them. That's five women for some pretty impressive nations. I'm hoping the number will increase in the future.
@thatwhichburnsneverreturnsАй бұрын
Thank You Jon.
@akairborneАй бұрын
"Turns out writing is hard when you don't have Michele Obama to plagiarize from." Don't even need to finish the clip to know this is the best quote
@Das_GermaicanАй бұрын
At what point do we stop joking about Trump and actually do something. Considering the resources that Musk has, this isn’t a joking matter.
@loritallent5894Ай бұрын
But it IS a comedy show, and laughter may be the only positive way to handle so much negativity.
@Das_GermaicanАй бұрын
@@loritallent5894 I get that and he is on Comedy Central. However, Trump has been a joke for a long time and he just keeps getting worse.
@EdMan6623Ай бұрын
Dude can't even defend his reputation on the platform *he owns*, I'm not worried.
@factsoverfiction7826Ай бұрын
Said like an adult and a realist. TDS formerly used more satire, absurdity, irony and news clips. Now it's more scatological and going for the yuk-yuk.
@andybeans5790Ай бұрын
@@factsoverfiction7826TBF it's hard to satirise things that are already pretty absurd.
@samanthamariefreeman335Ай бұрын
DT has never worn a pair of jeans in his whole life. He would never be caught dead in a flannel shirt, nor would he wade through water to help ANYONE. Also, look closely at the hands. DT's hands are half that size.
@loritallent5894Ай бұрын
He DEFINITELY wouldn't wade in that germ-infested water to help those germ-infested, non-billionaire, non-related people
@michaelmeroyers5487Ай бұрын
well Stormy did comment on the small mushroom, lol
@karenferguson7926Ай бұрын
@@samanthamariefreeman335 I burst out laughin’ at the thought of Don wearin’ a pair of 501’s. Yikes! Close to nauseating
@markwilder1860Ай бұрын
The Toddler Tyrant’s diapers won’t fit in jeans…
@peterrobertson4321Ай бұрын
Yes ...small hands trump....but he loves to grab the p...priorities.......of the USA.
@InnercityHillbillyАй бұрын
Elon Musk used to be my hero, now he's just a zero
@danmac-d7wАй бұрын
@@JudyFayLondon wrong kind of hear dude but i do agree
@andreasboesch9922Ай бұрын
Same here!
@Daniele-hh6gtАй бұрын
Never was my hero.
@Ruth-Ann-tw8hcАй бұрын
😂🤣😂
@Michael-n2p5wАй бұрын
To think once upon a time he was considered cool enough for a Big Bang Theory guest spot.
@shellybremer6133Ай бұрын
My favourite show EVER😎😍😊💙
@whconveniencestoreАй бұрын
Thanks for saying this. Those intimidating gun flexes are crazy
@douglasmarvin81Ай бұрын
Thanks….very refreshing and enlightening And funny!!!…..
@ILoveGrilledCheeseАй бұрын
How does Musk not realize by now that everyone is laughing at him?
@hectorpascalАй бұрын
When you are that rich, you don't HAVE to care... You can be as weird as you want...
@denisehickeyАй бұрын
I donated money to get the movie the Apprentice released. I'm so proud of spending money to get rid of the stench of this manbaby piglet. Everybody go see the Apprentice!!!
@elizabethheyenga9277Ай бұрын
Money well spent to torment Trump and get some truth out. Melania probably loves it.
@BobbieGuamАй бұрын
Ngl, I wanted to see it just for Sebastian Stan and to spite Chump 😂😂😂
@WTAFnewsАй бұрын
TDS at its finest. You paid money for propaganda 😂😂
@denisehickeyАй бұрын
@@WTAFnews Film is the best way to let people see the truth.
@Redridge07Ай бұрын
@@WTAFnews First TDS is strongest in MAGA. Secondly, everything Trump does is for propaganda.
@rebeccaperrigoue2490Ай бұрын
I had no idea what was being talked about with ‘Alexa’ issue, since I got tired of her talking as I’m trying to have a conversation with my deaf mother (hates her 5k hearing aids) little over 2 years ago. I get it NOW, that’s WAY too funny! ❤️🤣
@grantaround1605Ай бұрын
Every point is incredibly accurate & incredibly funny! Well done as usual!
@porfiiig5932Ай бұрын
Elon charges like $8.99 for Free Speech and calls it a “protected reply” I miss old twitter where one could comment on such dumb things without being charged for my expression of free speech
@filipdahlberg4420Ай бұрын
Tbh, it’s a private platform, but it is hypocritical by elon
@nitsuak1201Ай бұрын
@filipdahlberg4420 "it's a PrIvAtE pLaTfOrM"
@filipdahlberg4420Ай бұрын
@@nitsuak1201 do we need to send you a doctor?
@paisleycoverАй бұрын
What?!😮 People pay for the most ridiculous things these days. They did away with coffee shops where people used to go to express their opinions and promote their business.
@punapeterАй бұрын
@@paisleycover what country are you in the uk
@cordellwordlaw3390Ай бұрын
That "Dark MAGA" thing is way more disturbing than anyone probably realizes. I'm genuinely afraid of what this refers to.
@fauxman1Ай бұрын
Such as..?
@Cookie-xf3voАй бұрын
Evil from the twilight
@Cookie-xf3voАй бұрын
Zone
@hopereilly6016Ай бұрын
I agree. What group has he been supporting and what are they planning?
@cordellwordlaw3390Ай бұрын
@@fauxman1 if MAGA red is Fascist Dictatorship using the Handmaid's Tale, then what is the "Dark" version of that?
@mrwilson7617Ай бұрын
MAKE AMERICA TRUMPLESS AGAIN
@duramaxdadАй бұрын
The guy got shot and survived. Again you say.
@Michael-n2p5wАй бұрын
@@duramaxdadI'm glad he survived the experience, but his ear was never touched by a bullet. That's why he still has two of them.
@davidh2550Ай бұрын
@KevinAnthonyJr.-dc8ct yeah that “assassination attempt” is hard to believe. Sounded like a pellet gun
@Michael-n2p5wАй бұрын
@@davidh2550 And then the other "assassination attempt" where the would-be shooter never fired a shot; in fact never had a line of sight view of the oathbreaker
@jenniferrogers2981Ай бұрын
@duramaxdad that shooting has already been debunked hence why he stopped talking about it and tried to set up a second one that was even more embarrassing. 😂
@face5624Ай бұрын
It's all well laughing about Musk and TFG, but do you really want these type of despicable guys running the country. Vote 💙 folks
@aumshiva4527Ай бұрын
Ty man 😎💛😘🤍 We love you ❤
@ortiz2161996Ай бұрын
Real men don't have to tell everyone they're a "real man" and what a "real man" should be.🤷♂️😉 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@TheNinnyfeeАй бұрын
Exactly, the moment they mention "alpha" you know they aren't real men.
@pawninteractiveNEWSАй бұрын
to be fair, if you look up the stats in america, democrats is a woman party. but you guys don't even know what a woman is so i guess its a toss up.🤣🤣🤣
@キーワードで検索ゥ人気順反Ай бұрын
その通り トランスジェンダーはトランスジェンダーであり 女性でも男性でもない
@anonymoose116Ай бұрын
Yep. And smart people don't need to say how smart they are, strong people don't need to say how strong they are. Its the ones who are quiet, who lead from the front we should be looking to.
@pawninteractiveNEWSАй бұрын
@@anonymoose116 lets not forget that people that use platitudes are obv american democrats. 🤣🤣🤣
@jeffthuss5613Ай бұрын
He lives in Florida and never heard of a Category 5 lol
@meewec2091Ай бұрын
pretty sure the sharpie one was a category 5
@mariarobles6805Ай бұрын
😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
@wranglerboiАй бұрын
@jeffthuss5613 - I'll bet that if you asked him what a Melania was, he'd tell you he's never heard of that. That's how detached he is from reality.
@ducceducce3236Ай бұрын
@@wranglerboihe couldn't even point out his wife in a deposition, instead pointed out the lady he graped 😢
@gerry-p9xАй бұрын
Man she gonna whoop his are after this election...
@NerdySTEMCutieАй бұрын
Hurricane Michael was in 2018, right before the pandemic - and was a CAT5 as well. He said the same thing about that hurricane as well. Hurricane Dorian in 2019 was the hurricane where he took a sharpie out and drew his own path for the hurricane while the cameras were watching. During the pandemic, DeSantis would also hoard COVID tests for the rich, white, gated community neighborhoods while the rest of the Florida had to wait in line ALL day to get a COVID test, IF they could even get an appointment to get a COVID test! Don't forget when we were struggling with COVID, and some of us still suffering from the devastation of Hurricane Michael at the same time - Donald was giving 💩Putin 💩COVID tests for Putin’s PERSONAL USE (Not even for his PEOPLE but HIS OWN PERSONAL USE). COVID tests that American citizens paid for with the taxes taken from their hard earned money. 🤬 The same COVID tests that American citizens had to hunker over an app on a phone hoping to be lucky enough to get an appointment for a COVID test before they ran out and IF we were lucky enough to get an appointment we’d then wait in lines for half a day just for strangers in hazmat suits to violate our noses with unforgivably long q-tips, in order to hopefully get a negative test so we can go back to work!! Don't get amnesia y'all!! I was there and went through it all, and remember it all, including how HELPFUL FEMA was during Michael, so NO ONE can gaslight me into believing otherwise.❌ PRO-TIP: ANY American putting 💩Pootin 💩 above American citizens, especially during a crisis, is NOT American, and the FURTHEST THING from Patriotic. #ProveMeWrong #MakeLyingWrongAgain 🗽🤬 They should be spending the energy they’re expended on scheming on actually reading and understanding the Constitution instead. 🙄😒 Save us all a lot of headache, pain and death. 😒
@MrThe1234guyАй бұрын
What the heck are you writing a novel about
@tawkn21Ай бұрын
Oh my goodness, Jon & Jordan are on fire! 🔥 💯💥
@GoodWitchIntuitiveTarot9 күн бұрын
LOL Love that Alexa Only Promotes Harris!! So Funny.....😂😂😂
@hmmmblyatАй бұрын
The second amendment literally say's: "A well regulated militia" AND NOT "Anyone can buy any gun"
@grimesdaughter9042Ай бұрын
Also the lawmakers back then could not possibly anticipate the vast technological advances their simple rifles would undergo. Any other legislation- cars/food/ medicine/ infrastructure/ even that of warfare ffs- is made to hold step with technological advances. Why not for the 2nd amendment? 😮💨
@restezlamemeАй бұрын
We have a "militia", my dude... it started with the Continental Army, and is now the US Military.
@ianmayes8072Ай бұрын
Ah yes, but if you get a big enough gun 'a well regulated militia' can be whatever you want it to be. Read the words that are there in The American Constitution? Don't be silly!!
@jimschachtschneider7741Ай бұрын
Correct. And the second amendment says nothing about encouraging citizens to use their guns to voluntarily overthrow the government. Overthrowing the government is what elections are for.
@mableleach5633Ай бұрын
🎉🎉
@oswaldbarnes5861Ай бұрын
OMW, that's worse than cringing!
@samuela-aegisdottirАй бұрын
Nothing says free speach like banning books.
@jannagerber4374Ай бұрын
Exactly !!!!
@BrettM-lw2ztАй бұрын
Too bad you don’t read books or your idea of reading is in audiobook form 😂 also you guys literally got caught censoring people online at the behest of government. You can’t possibly be serious right? 😂
@GreggWoolman12 күн бұрын
Yes tampons and puberty blockers for all
@appliedfactsАй бұрын
Elon said that he is Darth Mega?? That would would make Donald the Emperor Trumpetine!
@lindacaso60023 күн бұрын
I adore Jordan Klepper - Thank you for making me laugh every single day!
@jodiebristow3210Ай бұрын
I have no problem with Kamala continuing the Biden administration's efforts. Biden has done one heck of a job.
@TheE23slackАй бұрын
Free Palestine
@pedigreeannАй бұрын
@@TheE23slack Talk to the principals. Israel is not our puppet.
@jodiebristow3210Ай бұрын
@@TheE23slack I honestly believe she will take a stronger stance against Netanyahu. We all know he's a monster.
@realhzl1807Ай бұрын
LOL!!! DELUSIONAL!!!
@jodiebristow3210Ай бұрын
@@realhzl1807 Well at least I'm not ignorant.😂
@DJTheTrainmanWalkerАй бұрын
Trump and Elon forget that with free speech comes free listening...
@j.christie2594Ай бұрын
and "Ignoring"....
@daricej9753Ай бұрын
I am very worried. If you don't want to vote for a woman, vote for Tim!
@kooaleАй бұрын
Keep the faith Darice for 25-30 days, volunteer if you can, find some peace in constructive activism with others if possible. We feel ya. Strength in numbers. 💗💙💜
@lindasmith417126 күн бұрын
Love you for a long while!😅❤
@mrsr00326 күн бұрын
You look great, Jon!
@labethspain7936Ай бұрын
JFK once said, “never send a boy to do a man’s job, send a Lady” ~ VOTE 🗳️ BLUE 💙!
@jeffreymorin6480Ай бұрын
Why are you assuming Kamala identifies as a female. That’s a micro aggression!😂😂😂 end this stupidity and vote all Republicans
@anthonyweller3077Ай бұрын
😂 Jill Stein 💚
@KingzRansomАй бұрын
Even more of a reason to vote blue!
@dougofthewoodsdouglasb5505Ай бұрын
Two days ago, this old white veteran, who didn't fake bones spurs and took the oath when his country called, voted blue - top to bottom.
@Mischievous_Muse-nd8gyАй бұрын
October Surprise has turned into an October Orange Flush Surprise month! Dark Maga? Like Dark Brandon? Let's put this old man to bed once and for all! Vote Harris Walz 2024 Make America Move Forward Again 😈
@reuireuiop0Ай бұрын
Israël actions against Lebanon & Iran are the October surprise, and this time Trump can just wait and see what answer Dems come up with .. If they can ..
@DargonethАй бұрын
I have little hope for your country. Melanias narcisitic book was #3 most sold books.. did you hear this passage? A 10 year old in an annoyed half focused state in school writes better 🙄
@Nostripe361Ай бұрын
@@Dargonethto be fair those best seller lists are easy to manipulate. I believe one of those ya authors got her book as a bestseller by her publisher buying up the books to artificially raise its sales
@delladempsey-b3zАй бұрын
@@DargonethPlease keep in mind that the Republicans have been working hard for a long time to intentionally defund public education and remove civic and critical thinking classes from the curriculum. Uneducated people are easier to manipulate.
@rqshadesАй бұрын
I've never seen a talking point conveyed more poorly. Congrats, your comment should be the actual title for this video, considering how misleading the content is.
@hectorpascalАй бұрын
"You can tell this one's fake because it's a picture of Donald Trump helping people"! CLASSIC line!
@lesliekaner29 күн бұрын
🙌🏼🙌🏼😆 👌🏼🎯💯
@chrisb6884Ай бұрын
My Alexa says the same thing for either candidate.....
@elzelinakriek-breet3092Ай бұрын
Watching from New Zealand! Jon Stewart is great!
@richardseys8014Ай бұрын
ytump lying about FEMA same old clown
@denamerritt6687Ай бұрын
I could hear Elons knees cracking all the way in Dallas.
@billware6721Ай бұрын
Frankly I’m tired people busting on Harris for the “I wouldn’t do anything differently” comment. The same people who point out that the Biden Administration may go down in history as being the most effective ever. Why walk away from that?
@joelsommer5765Ай бұрын
You're right actually. It has been effective. A lot of Trump supporters bring up how we're in inflation now & blame it all on Biden Administration. But the educated would understand that's simply not true. Our economy went to shambles because we were in a pandemic; a pandemic that cost LOTS of jobs and lives. The pandemic started when Trump was in office, he had absolutely no plan for it, even instructed people to inject bleach (SMH). Luckily, Biden came in & we are finally stable in terms of the pandemic. Now it will take lots of time to get our economy back to a healthy state. Biden did not cause this & Trump supporters don't seem to get that.
@prooveditt4839Ай бұрын
Whaaaat?
@jordankopp4604Ай бұрын
Maybe because of the genocide?
@robinantonio8870Ай бұрын
there is no genocide in USA. Biden and Harris are not responsible for or in charge of what happens in other countries
@nancymiller7038Ай бұрын
Thank you Alexia for the correct answer!
@Thesirissacbnutting22 күн бұрын
“Protects The speech of the people holding the gun” So only government speech should be protected?😂😂
@glra2450Ай бұрын
So Alexa is smarter that the maga crowd 😂😂😂😂😂
@meewec2091Ай бұрын
a moldy piece of bread is smarter than the maga crowd
@Rowsy91Ай бұрын
that alexa thing was fcked up no matter who you support (which most fairly dont support either party)
@BiggerKАй бұрын
It's why they're all over Tiktok asking her questions, believing everything she says, unless they disagree with it.
@dark14lifeАй бұрын
A rock is smarter than the MAGA crowd.
@hectorpascalАй бұрын
But didn't they have to dumb-down Alexa just so MAGAtts could use it?
@notpubАй бұрын
Elon has his "Tom Cruise" Couch moment.
@filipdahlberg4420Ай бұрын
Money to vote?! Now that’s election interference
@humboldthammerАй бұрын
I was hoping THEY would BUY MY VOTE with a UBI of $3999 per adult per month.
@marisollabrie83589 күн бұрын
Where are you Jon...pls stay with us....love your Brilliant talk show
@SirV3ntАй бұрын
My alexa just heard this video. Didnt even register the donald trump bit, but responded to the kamala harris bit with the same "I cannot promote a specific political party" line that the video did for the Trump bit. So yeah, theres that.
@crobbins6835Ай бұрын
The trump hates E cars, windmills, and free speech. Seems like an odd alignment
@mikekelly5869Ай бұрын
Trump would team up with Satan himself, if he thought there would be an advantage for himself in the deal. Hang on....wait a minute....
@tammyengland342Ай бұрын
Trump drinks water like a child holding a sippy cup. Both hands
@LkhrobertsonАй бұрын
He avoids spilling anything on his clothes, which are no doubt much finer than yours.
@HunterJeremiah2Ай бұрын
its the small hands
@robinantonio8870Ай бұрын
@@HunterJeremiah2no it's the small brain
@georgetrevortan446Ай бұрын
Politics in the US is getting dorkier in every election.
@kanecuprill368927 күн бұрын
Time for these grumpy clowns to go!
@johngillan4475Ай бұрын
Well said. Thank you
@TheHunterofWarriorsАй бұрын
If you've never met Elon in person, this is why people try to avoid him at parties. This is also why his only friends are people who work for him. It's not his autism, it's the fact that he's as egocentric and narcissistic as Trump with a nice coating of fragile ego. Ask for a con artist, he's been selling self-driving EVs for over 10 years for $15,000 and his Tesla vehicles are now using 14 year old technology and six other companies are ahead of him in self-driving vehicles but he's still assures everybody that his vehicles will catch up and pass those six companies regarding self-driving and that you should pay much more money for his tech even though his tech is much older and still doesn't work. His best engineer started leaving in 2016 and it's been a landslide of engineer since then
@mikekelly5869Ай бұрын
Yep, nobody seems to stay there.
@judycurlee8557Ай бұрын
Thank you, John and Jordan. Keep us connected to truth through the satire.
@PseudoplaydoАй бұрын
Why do you think he bought Twitter?
@BabsKazАй бұрын
Control compliance and surveillance
@michaelmeroyers5487Ай бұрын
i’d like to know why You think he bought X?
@PseudoplaydoАй бұрын
@@michaelmeroyers5487 To control speech on a widely used platform. Facebook, Twiter, etc where all under scrutiny for their role in "misinformation" and hate speech. Elon is just another long line of billions to "own" a platform of media. Its no different than Murdoch.
@janicedavis1530Ай бұрын
@@michaelmeroyers5487 He didn't buy "X", he bought Twitter.
@talktosummerofficialАй бұрын
Klepper - - outstanding 🔥
@alexandrac.l3359Ай бұрын
This show is the epitome of "I laugh because otherwise I'll cry" 🤣🥹 What even is this world?! 😭🙈
@tylerhackner9731Ай бұрын
Free speech for me not for thee!
@TomStarcevich-fb3qoАй бұрын
Democrats are the threat to democracy not Trump wake up buddy
@j.christie2594Ай бұрын
Abortion's for ME, but not for thee
@bhambholeАй бұрын
Vote Blue 💙
@rayfox4000Ай бұрын
Here in MO. I already voted 💙💙💙💙💙 all down the ballot even though I'm just a blue dot in a sea of red 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯
@bhambholeАй бұрын
@userOSBERTthank you! 💪🏼
@bhambholeАй бұрын
@@rayfox4000that state desperately needs to go blue. Thank you!
@rayfox4000Ай бұрын
@@bhambhole I agree but these people drank the koolaid and don’t listen to anything but FOX NEWS
@TomStarcevich-fb3qoАй бұрын
🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢
@ArcturuseyesАй бұрын
I'm a man, and I'm voting for an America to remain free. Harris.
@cherifurr3935Ай бұрын
Thank you!
@nancychandler367Ай бұрын
👍 🎉 💙
@MichaelFox-ci8jeАй бұрын
@@cherifurr3935
@maxinedavis6241Ай бұрын
Awesome thanks
@hs1957Ай бұрын
You guys are great.A great show.Excellent
@SleepyMountains-sq2lx26 күн бұрын
Their idea of free speech is speech, free from consequences.
@thirdwaycommsАй бұрын
Klepper is absolutely brilliant!
@denisphelan8987Ай бұрын
The reason Alexa didn't give any comments about why you should vote for trump is because she couldn't find any.😂
@MikesniezekАй бұрын
Need to add true speech to free. Free and true speech if broadcast needs to be enforced.
@michaelmeroyers5487Ай бұрын
i agree, tRumpkins mouth is a dangerous weapon, we need to shut it with prison in Supermax, in isolation and he and that creep bannon can make prison great again, lol
@wranglerboiАй бұрын
@Mikesniezek - Well taken point! When did free speech stop being true speech?!?
@SchoolforHackersАй бұрын
@@wranglerboi Other way around. True speech was always free speech, but lies … will cost you.
@fotoreporter.viennaАй бұрын
Great, go on...
@island_rogue1687Ай бұрын
Watching drumpf dance, I got the song "sunshine lollipops" going through my mind! 😂