The final episode of Velma is SO MUCH WORSE than you think.

[@BurnDoubt]

If they were smart, the killer would have been this shows Velma, The real Velma from Scooby-Doo shows up with the talking dog and explains how we had been following an imposter the whole time along with how and why fake Velma did what she did.

[@joshfly210]

That wouldn’t have made watching season 1 bearable but it would have made a season 2 funded acceptable.

[@Evanz111]

My ideal ending was the crew getting killed in a mine collapse in the final few minutes of the show, then the *actual* Scooby Gang showing up with all the answers and looking down on their imposters. Your example is so much better, could have actually made sense and been set up pretty well!

[@geomania8533]

Hell would’ve been a better ending if it was revealed that the original Scooby gang was the ACTUAL killers. Cuz least they would have had a reason for why. Also would make this series end on a high note. Though I hope they spare fake shaggy. Cuz he’s the only decent person we have that isn’t screwed up as much as the others.

[@lookingforlove839]

The show would have made sense if a rival company of Fred's family business was responsible for the murders. One of the boys that go to the school could be a part of this rival family. He hated Fred because he was ugly and the girls ignore him, while Fred was popular despite being an idiot. He ordered the murder of the girls( typical incel behaviour) since they rejected his advances. You can say that he planned to switch their brains with dogs, since they were "bitches" to him. The plan is to switch his brain with Fred, so that he can inherit all of Fred's family money and merge with the company in the future, while also being popular with the girls in school. I was thinking of having one of the band nerds be the culprit, since he would also be close to Velma and Norville.Obviously, this needs a lot of buildup and it requires time. Like the time the show wasted on trying to find Daphne's parents

[@allenbrown9069]

Camp lazlo did that for its ending it wasnt funny

[@Missab4000]

It’s hilarious that Mindy accuses white men of pretending to be doctors when her literal brother posed as a Black man to get into med school

[@shwqa]

That isn't a cool thing to do but those two things aren't related.

[@f1fanatic241]

@@shwqa true, the idea of white men pretending to be doctors is completely unfounded, while mindys family history is easily accessible to the public.

[@pedroj3432]

​@@shwqano, but its incredibly ironic lmao

[@Gorbz]

Don't forget the very end - Velma kicks her dad, his partner, and their newborn child out of his own house so that she can live there with her jobless mother.

[@mhc706]

So right at the start she says “you know that feeling when you text your friends but they don’t text you back immediately so you feel like you’re gonna die?” Remember that first episode when she just ignored dozens of not shaggy’s texts? Hmm

[@dondon5011]

The irony is she's that needy girlfriend prying for attention while simultaneously cucking that close friend lol. Dunno if they intended that in writing but it just makes her all the more a shit character by the end. Just a stereotypical psycho girlfriend.

[@darkcrydotmrihavetoomanyst1440]

Jonny is going to have a heart attack once he finds out they're making a season two of velma

[@Evil0tto]

He's probably going to be able to buy a new house if they do.

[@Jack_Ss]

Not confirmed yet. I hope the drop off was huge and the hate watching didn’t sustain itself. This does not deserve another season

[@MKDumas1981]

I'm almost completely certain that they've already made season two. They usually make around 20 episodes of animated shows, and release them in two seasons. That makes the show sound better than it probably is.

[@poggerwhite]

That's typical. Most shows get renewed for a 2nd season before the 1st one is even done.

[@chiefchale7710]

what???

[@emeryltekutsu4357]

The funny thing is they try to say men can do anything, at the same time they treat their male characters like trash who get steamrolled by the female characters. They literally can't keep a message straight for five seconds because it makes no sense. You see Norville getting stepped on by Velma and ordered around by Gigi, and then Velma saying, "WOW, MEN CAN TOTALLY DO ANYTHING AND EVERYONE IS OKAY WITH IT". Really? Is that the way Norville, the male character, is treated? Not even Fred gets treated that way when you look at things like his mother telling him what he has to do. They WANT something to be true, because then it's an excuse for them, but even they know it's not true and can't keep it straight.

[@TristSingur]

It makes me wonder what the hell goes on in Hollywood? These people have such backward views of how things generally are in America, these types of things have to come from somewhere.

[@SomeRando92]

​@@TristSingurIDK, maybe they enjoy pandering to the loud-mouthed, leftist sycophants of the world, because the silent majority isn't as vocal about what they want?

[@kwispy5.9]

I don’t think I could mentally handle actually watching this show

[@aarasko]

same

[@SomeRando92]

I watched two episodes reactions and my nose sprung a leak worse than the time I did a whole ass week's supply of Columbian nose sugar.

[@NA-mz7tu]

How sad must Mindy's life be? She's a rich and famous actor and this is what she gets pleasure out of.

[@allenbrown9069]

I would say the same about Seth MacFarlane his shows are more racist, homophobic, and mean spirited. Quagmire is a statutory rapist possible child molester he is a main character lets not forget mr. Herbert but all that's OK it's just a cartoon but Mindy khaling is somehow Satan for giving Velma a personality something she has never had .

[@mrrunodan8119]

i think that Mindy Kaling still has the mindset of a girl who is trying to fit in at school and she is just acting like a bunch of stereotypes she saw in television. Especially in the parts where they reveal the culprit, the stereotypes jokes and giving Fred an interesting character arc: she is just trying to demonstrate to the "cool white dudes" that she should be with them like someone who's trying to fit in with the cool kids

[@SomeRando92]

​@@mrrunodan8119 If that were the case, she sure as hell went about it in the wrong way. If she truly wanted to make a platform for social justice topics and curbing the issues faced by POC, she should have done what Rebecca sugar did and MADE HER OWN FUCKING SHOW INSTEAD OF "ALL NEW, ALL DIFFERENT: SCOOBY DOO"

[@nalublackwater9729]

Mindy's resentment towards everything and everybody makes me almost feel sorry for her. Almost...

[@lookingforlove839]

Considering that she is the only one that's happy in the end, you don't have to feel sorry. Like seriously, she called out Norville's name while making out with Daphne, Fred lost his mom and Norville has the guilt of killing Fred's mom. What does Velma do? Twerk while covered in blood

[@MKDumas1981]

Don't feel too badly. She can cry into her millions of dollars.

[@spacedorito9592]

@@MKDumas1981”I just don’t understand wHhhhHyyyyYy they hate it! 😭” Mindy probably wipes hear tears with money.

[@bbbbbbb51]

Single mother & 2 kids with 2 different dads. I understand why she's alone.

[@allenbrown9069]

@@bbbbbbb51 Mindy is with baby daddy #2 she luvs herself some white men😃

[@dream__soda7900]

I’m convinced Velma was a social experiment.

[@SomeRando92]

@@dream__soda7900 where's my money then?

[@mega9538]

honestly just wanted to end it all after i heard the "what did scoobi doo" joke. no cap paused the video and contemplated life

[@darkexecutorFOX]

When they say "playful reimagining", I guess they wanted to say "painful".

[@crazypeopleonsunday7864]

This is the best response to that line of dialog that I've seen. I love it!

[@Oreo_cakester]

At this rate, we are going to lose Jonny's mind at the end of Vilma's second season.

[@birgbirg111]

💯💯 lmao😂😂

[@XTHHedgehog]

Vilma... Villain Velma?

[@mightymoon02]

@@XTHHedgehog Well, Velma is called Vilma in my country. That might be the case here as well.

[@XTHHedgehog]

@@mightymoon02 Thank you

[@loverlei79]

Jonnny not knowing about mud wrestling and jello wrestling is the most wholesome thing ever.

[@zacksmith413]

I've heard of mud wrestling, but not jello wrestling lol

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

You will seek Me and find Me, when you seek Me with all your heart. - Jeremiah 29:13

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

“For God so loved the world, that He gave His only Son, so that everyone who believes in Him will not perish, but have eternal life. - John 3:16

[@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool]

@@zacksmith413🦕

[@snuffcarl]

Wtf is jello Wrestling

[@captaintitus4637]

When Velma got hit by a car my happiness was immeasurable and my day was made Huh most liked comment on this video neat

[@JohnFaulkner56]

now if only mindy could get hit as well

[@ramadongordany3739]

Why you still watching it?; Where's your life bruh?🤨

[@DogDay02]

@@ramadongordany3739Who says they did? They could’ve just saw it on KZbin

[@captaintitus4637]

@@ramadongordany3739 I just saw the clip not the episode

[@The_Victorius_One]

Just searched for the clip, that is a great scene! Go sheriff go!

[@pizekel]

Remember when the worst part of Scooby Doo was seeing Scrabby Doo guest star in an episode?

[@averelldalton7964]

It has never been the worst.

[@doctorjcw5857]

There is currently a woman that rolls around in paint, then makes paintings off of her body prints

[@toodlescae]

Wasn't tuba guy the one who had his leg cut off then appears again a couple episodes later with an undamaged leg?

[@sadtadpole9831]

Watching his pain is better than hate watching the show

[@luishenriquebizinelli9003]

"who is ready to lose some iq points!?" I immediately burst out laughing: "MEEEEEE!" lol

[@somedude1313]

Ive gotten probably several hours of entertainment from this show without watching a single episode, I cant be too mad either

[@elisebrodeur-jacobs5215]

Love the channel, Jonny. Never stop okay?

[@JonnyLawYT]

I’ll do my best El

[@Strideo1]

@@JonnyLawYT Never start quitting. Always stop stopping.

[@JonnyLawYT]

@@Strideo1 I’m never gonna stop quitting to always keep stopping

[@KainJDemon]

@@JonnyLawYT My hrain burts Johnny lol

[@viktordoe1636]

@Strideo1 How do you stop stopping when by the act of stopping stopping you keep stopping? That's the ultimate conundrum of mankind...

[@jaceyking5015]

Of all things I was not expecting, _Velma_ having a lore-accurate Tolkien reference is probably the one thing I would have never seen coming in a million years. So I guess... in a way... Rings of Power is still worse than Velma. Go figure.

[@joebiologyuni]

Whoever sent the sword and shield, that was incredibly generous. Also, there's an empty sword-and-shield space on my wall that could use filled. Kidding!✌️

[@christianbusch5499]

How could it possibly be worse? Keep up the momentum, Jonny! You’re blowing up.

[@Ange1ofD4rkness]

So Episode 9 Failed to load. It's like the technology itself became self aware, and knew it had to end itself

[@kawaiibats2822]

Velma's mom being the killer was almost INTERESTING thanks for the bait and switch

[@mhc706]

“As a man I can do anything” Including looking at a woman in a way she doesn’t like, being arrested because the woman told the police you struggle snuggled her, then have your life ruined without evidence but you didn’t have enough evidence you DIDNT do it so now you’re in jail for life, and even if you have video evidence you didn’t do anything you might not for to jail but your life is still ruined because everyone read the articles claiming you forced yourself on someone but when found innocent no one cared to write a retraction on the front page like your arrest was

[@MrAuthor3DS]

"As a man, I can do anything!" And that's why neither Fred nor Norville could catch a break from certain women (Victoria and Velma).

[@Evanz111]

I had to do a double take to check if the final episode’s mystery was literally trying to put women’s brains into rich white men to take advantage of their privilege. Like, I shouldn’t be surprised, the entire season hinted towards that so forcefully, I just didn’t expect it to be the actual plot.

[@Nataninko]

8:53 wait what? She had no problem beating Velma up just a few episodes ago... so what the hell is this???

[@RealSteveTheGoat]

Thank you for watching Velma so we didn't have to, Jonny. A true hero, you are

[@AK47Gang100]

Lmao when he said they sneak in jokes for lobotomized 5 year olds 😂😂😂

[@epicforger12345]

The fact that Glenn howerton is in this is so sad

[@IUsedToBeAnAdventurerLikeYou]

Finding out Velma hates Tolkien makes me despise her even more.

[@jimberjamber8540]

I don't understand why the FBI uses Nickelback to torture people. This show is perfect for that. I'm not even joking. I genuinely believe that lol.

[@arnoldsherrill2585]

If the military actually wanted to do a new form of interrogation or psychological warfare Have someone watch Velma back-to-back repeatedly for 72 hours straight., Under restraint in a soundproof room. With the promise if you tell us what we want to know we will turn it off, otherwise we will continue

[@jamie_d0g978]

​@@arnoldsherrill2585 This is straight up evil man...

[@johannahulten]

Poor Fred, I genuinely feel sorry for him in this show..

[@ottobaron6392]

To be honest, when it comes to the gender pay gap, it's hard to say if a man would be paid more for creating anything as abysmal as "Velma", but since no one has, there's no way of knowing.

[@cy-one]

0:20 easy, I spared my IQ by having only watched the first and second videos on Velma so far! Truly a 57 IQ play right there!

[@GuyArnold1801]

Velma is like the result of typing “trendy Scooby-Doo show” into chat gpt

[@yarnwitch]

Thank god something good has come out of this Velma show. You're rocking it Jonny!

[@sgsmusic983]

The fact that this show has continued and amazing shows like Julie and the Phantoms and Fate: The Winx Saga were prematurely cancelled, is a hate crime

[@theunknowncommenter725]

The live-action Winx show deserved to be canceled. It wasn't even bothering to follow the cartoon, it was just an unnecessary angsty teen drama with a few elements stolen from the Winx Club in. Although, I am genuinely surprised that they let Bloom, the ginger fairy, still look like herself.

[@mcshibby77]

I was so sad you stopped reviewing them thank you for torturing yourself for us 😂

[@HarleyAssi]

That end-speach was so honest and great. Loved it.

[@keip4568]

Velma aka self inserting "Mindy" got her way. While still being the same... Not changing at all! Gigi became a mean girl.

[@itachi1145]

Truly heroic. Watching this so I don't need to. Thank you for your service

[@incompetentpersonms]

A light from the sky guided me here to lose a few IQ points this Friday! Thanks, Jonny.

[@NotA.Bot69]

Ah yes my favorite thing to do after coming home from a Yugioh locals tournament is to come home and enjoy a nice bowl of baking soda. Hits the spot every time

[@squidswillbesquids356]

So happy to support someone that is keeping me safe from supporting the people making the show

[@grayearly3116]

This show makes me cringe until I feel literal pain

[@harmanmann5849]

I’m so happy you finished reviewing the full season, now I can finally watch the entire season of Velma just through your reviews and save myself the suffering

[@RachLZelda]

The writing was actually completely outsourced from an AI that was crowdsourced from Tumblr users.

[@blankadams3120]

Wait... was the sousaphone player voiced by Weird Al? The hell's he doing slumming it in Crystal Cove?

[@aznfattass]

"man has it so easy" *Literal woman once sold bathwater*

[@cameronmorris8105]

I find that "Velma" to be the worst example of immoral, inhuman, and indecent humor......

[@sebuko69]

I saw your pain… thank you for going through your pain for our entertainment! You are the best !!!

[@squoblat]

Congrats on surviving. It seems like deciding which episode of Velma is the worst/best is like being asked what kind of cancer you want to die of. Also, props on the use of Chris Morris. You've mined new memes and survived 6 episodes in one go. Are you some kind of highlander-esque immortal?

[@creekfishingny5448]

Like I whole heartedly believe Mindy thinks in the brilliant vastness of her mega big brain that Pole Dancers are all doing it because of their fathers but it’s just so not the reality. It shows the bitterness she carries for everyone including other women.

[@DeetotheDubs]

That "knights of the realm" thing caught me off guard. Yeah, clever way to avoid it by pointing it out. Your editing and presentation has gotten nicer, particularly the Patron screencard, and with your sense of humor, I hope to see your channel explode in popularity.

[@readingdino711]

If we humans can agree on a vast majority that a piece of media is bad, then it's definitive garbage. At least Velma brought us together to prove this fact, but that and the animation are the only good things about it.

[@aLwE17]

I think Mindy Kaling completely misread the phrase "it's funny cause it's true". No matter how much you find a joke as racist, offensive or downright disgusting, if its absolutely and undoubtedly true you'd laugh at it milliseconds before your appropriate alarm kicks in. I mean that's what Will Smith did right before he decided to slap Chris Rock.

[@dyinggaul8365]

I love watching this channel grow. Congratulations man

[@calessel3139]

There's a horrible trend in comedy now where writers think a joke is simply stating some fact or political opinion. There's no set up or punchline (example here: "isnt it weird that women make less money than men"). These aren't jokes by any measure, they're simply proclamations. However, it's not that a joke can't be made about such a topic (or anything for that matter), it's that those writers are either too lazy to think something more clever that fits a comedic structure, or they're simply unable to so. It's really quite a depressing trend.

[@lordhellstrande2763]

You have put it into words...well done

[@didgya]

Seems like a lot of music is like that as well. Just a lot of stating boring actions without a drop of poetry.

[@calessel3139]

@@didgya Yes, absolutely true.

[@angiadcock8196]

I think calling this a re-imagining is the most insulting thing about the show. I’m all for exploring well known characters in new ways. Giving them new backstories, leaning into select traits, changing up their roles in the group dynamic, but there has to be some actual recognizable connection to the source material. I had no problems with the race swap, even though it felt pointless and poorly reasoned. What I did have a problem with is them turning a character who has been a beloved inspiration for smart, nerdy girls for decades who not a stupid, mean and bitter entirely hateable character who wears the same outfit.

[@AdamBrucass]

The analogy of being ok with the show hating on you but also keeping you fed is a liiiiiittle bit squid game, be careful! 😂

[@simz88]

That scoobi thing made me chuckle honestly

[@MrBonified66]

What do you need to be a writer like Mindy? Fancy degree, parents with connections, straight into a hit show without working for it, I could go on.

[@Krawurxus]

What's amazing to me is their ability to consistently mention tired feminist talking points that were either debunked 10 years ago, remedied like 50 years ago or are completely irrelevant to begin with. Oh, and the way they make a lame attempt at actual humor and then immediately go and explain the joke in the next sentence, terrified that somebody might miss their incredible wit.

[@brisks7092]

As a white man, I love it when jokes are made about white people, but only if it’s actually funny. South Park had a very funny scene where two Asian people did impressions of a white man and I died laughing, because it was clever. This show’s idea of a “clever joke to make about white people” is just plain hating white people. Every joke they made is “You’re white, you’re lame,” it couldn’t be any less funny. The world would be fuming if it had been a white person say that about any other person of color, because it actually is just plain racism.

[@smusky4643]

Please know that Mindy has admitted to SA-ing a male coworker, & threatening another's job who saw it if he said anything. Laughing & joking about it in a interview. It's easily findable here on KZbin.

[@TheBlackGoku]

15:34 he goes on to say the most intelligent phrase I’ve heard in a while. Big props to this man.

[@dragonmaster1360]

I have a feeling Velma is going to either launch a bunch of new careers on KZbin, or it's going to further solidify quite a few, like yours. It's one of those horrible, disgusting shows that have a knack for bringing people together in their hatred of it, much akin to Star Trek Discovery and the Star Wars sequel trilogy.

[@CraigWard]

Great vid as always. I must admit watching you, Disparu and Az comes with a massive amount of schadenfreude. It’s hilarious.

[@ArnoldFrost]

Mindy's comedy on guys reminds me of Lily Singh's misandristic childish jokes. I'd like to bet Mindy was making a fist at every "That's what she said" scene lol

[@mr.s2005]

so this whole show seems to be self aware that non of the characters are like able, smart, or worth caring about so that's why they made zero effort to write a script.

[@AngelFlores-rh3ef]

Y’all are brave I still haven’t watched a single episode 😂

[@keip4568]

They literally had a keyblade fight on a stage in front of a crowd!

[@BB-zd3jr]

Hahahaha! I never even watched the series, but the coverage about it is awesome! Thanks for taking one for the team 😂

[@ObservantPiratePlus]

I know now that I will never, ever want to watch that garbage.

[@noahsample525]

What I hate is how I called it on like episode 7 I was like their gonna make the real killer a woman and there’s only two people we barely know and daphnes mom is cleared as just a low level criminal and this show hates white people so it must be Fred’s mom since they’ve demonized the entire family since episode 1

[@antidemics]

"Just not to be dead"

[@DinDagaw]

the best sword (for my opinion) is Orcrist, Thorin's sword

[@MrToastOmnomnom]

I feel bad for anyone that can watch this in full.

[@Izthishandleavailable]

I love that all the top tier members have got creative names like Flunky, Texas lawman etc. and then there’s David.

[@parttimeconstruction2933]

Fighting against racism and sexism with racism and sexism

[@Nafebutuoy39]

The bit about being a man so then finally being able to be funny is mega projection. Ty Mindy

[@patricksleep9787]

These show made me feel a lot confident about my current scripts I’ve been working on 😂

[@DEATH-THE-GOAT]

Do you get the two bags of weed if you buy the van?

[@twelvevoltage]

Happy to hear this show has improved someone's life. Good video

[@crispycritter274]

I am actually shocked they did not make Norville’s dad the villain, seeing as he is a white male.

[@ghostsocialss]

This is my first video from you, and I love your character, it's so lovely

[@orkutfinance]

I don't think the world celebrating that Velma Kaling was hit by a car was the intention of the writers...

[@moxiemaxie3543]

Wish it was just an animated Riverdale parody with mystery gang inspiration

[@Neku628]

9:23 I think they were pointing out that scene where the two mean girls start fighting, and some dude screams, "cATFIGHT!"

[@mediumbeetle9964]

Sexualizing breast feeding… and the FRENCH! Baaahahaha i think this is the second French roast i can recall from u and i have laughed at both

[@mediumbeetle9964]

That sword is insane btw

[@magu2991]

What's funny about "the French" in this context? genuine question.

[@mediumbeetle9964]

​@@magu2991 its only funny cuz he keeps ripping on them for seemingly no reason. Picking a target to rip on for no real reason is something that amuses me

[@FaceTat_]

Funny thing is theres plenty of articles where women try becoming men, just to find out that life is worse as a man😂 just proves most people want attention or dont know how to put themselves in someone else's shoes

[@boldbruh1976]

Man had t9 watch 6 episodes of it STRAIGHT! You have my utter respects, man.

[@mat.b.]

9:10 catfight's being sexy is a thing, here's a reference: kzbin.info/www/bejne/kJKUiYmdhs2mgLc

[@pabbischannel8812]

It couldn't be worse than i think because this series is like watching a dying cow with Ebola shlt out it's own guts.

[@ThatNaelis]

I think the reason this show doesn't work and family guy does is because the references and jokes of velma are made by out of touch Hollywood liberals who never had fun as teens and children and have only a feeble understanding of what humour is. It's like somebody took a family guy script, removed the lines, left just the scene composition and made an AI write the lines instead.

[@dantebg100]

What did Scooby do 😢😢😢