KFC CONSPIRACIES: Down the Chicken Hole - JonTron

[@JonTronShow]

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[@gizmoatlas]

Love ya Jontron

[@bathwaterseller7080]

no

[@3DWaffle457]

I love your videos

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[@JackDaBoi]

Yo wassup Johnnytron

[@vsauce11g]

I’m in a continuous cycle of forgetting JonTron exists for a few months, getting a notification for his video and rediscovering that he’s one of the funniest guys on the platform

[@LtSprinkulz]

Gonna have to disagree. For me it's a cycle of waiting for the next vid and then it being less funny than the previous one.

[@mobius177]

@@LtSprinkulz who asked?

[@LtSprinkulz]

@@mobius177 redditor moment, yikes

[@missfeisty]

@@LtSprinkulz hmm... you could have spent your time saying something positive but you wasted it on being negative. You need to take a class on time management 🙃

[@LtSprinkulz]

@@missfeisty nah

[@AnalogTeek]

It's oddly entertaining to watch two people with half-remembered facts attempt to debate while being moderated by a man with none of the facts.

[@zanderwithaz]

Honestly the dude about the simulations could have easily won if for every single reason she gave he just responds it's coded in

[@parytheplatipus]

@@zanderwithaz yeah there were some obvious counters to things that were not taken by the opponent. also evolution as a direct counter to simulation theory is an odd argument to me on the face if it

[@Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz1024]

School

[@DarkSignal59]

I love this comment.

[@Jaredskoll]

These guys are just babbling utter nonsense and passing it off as some sort of debate or intellectual discussion lmao

[@hmminterestinginterestingi3023]

Bitu: we haven’t had a world war since 1945, correct? Luca: ok, but, we’re all crabs being controlled by the king crab

[@Graphomite]

They're equally valid, I'll give them that.

[@postaldud506]

one king crab to rule the fat of the land

[@ScoutConvoy]

Spongebob me boy I’ve taken control of the entire human population agagagagaga

[@brandonaubertlefthookcusto2193]

all hail king crab

[@pforgottonsoul]

no no no he's got a point.

[@KingKayro87]

Keep in mind, the last question on the simulation one was "who do you think is controlling us" and my man deadass said "the king crab"

[@crabman2023]

was I wrong?

[@KingKayro87]

@@crabman2023 I mean...

[@ohno3736]

@@crabman2023 You watched the PBS Eons video too

[@tubaraofeio1053]

@@crabman2023 but you only took into consideration a single enviroment in wich that enviroment is the bottom of the ocean floor there are numerous enviroments on the planet and those enviroments each have their apex predator based on the characteristics of wwhere they live, savanaah is speed, florest is camouflage, and ocean seems to be armour

[@KittSpiken]

@@crabman2023 most assuredly. Also seemed less like a simulation theory and more Crab Illuminate on the Atlantean Throne theory. Honestly, much more interesting.

[@aaronanderson466]

"You see what happened is - they just started saying it in front of cameras..." That cracked me up soooo much

[@LordOfTruth830]

Jontron is right. They publicly say stuff in front of cameras

[@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel]

2:29 *cringe alert*

[@jlozier116]

I laughed at the first one, bust the 2nd one killed me 😂😂😂

[@BeetleBuns]

they've actually been saying it for quite some time, since they know that know matter what, we'll be called "conspiracy theorists" and be ridiculed by their msm propaganda machine...

[@hornyducks4090]

@@GreatNorthernUnofficialChannel AMONGUS

[@wetwillyis_1881]

I'm not going to lie, if a Fastfood company hired me to talk to conspiracy theorists, I would take that job in a heartbeat.

[@luffycj]

Simulation theory is pretty far from a conspiracy. Its unprovable as far as we know so its got more similarity to religion that conspiracies.

[@nickvendetta4394]

Fr bro

[@Ironclad17]

You mean I have a captive audience to listen to me talk about glowies AND I get paid?

[@Glumbo1975]

I would pay THEM to have that job

[@willrichardss]

You’re not wrong 🤣 that’s exactly why I did it, that and it’s absolutely fascinating 🤣 Sincerely, James Cordon Bleu

[@solidskullz5736]

Fun fact: There was a guy who got a painting of himself and Colonel Sanders after he became the first to point out that KFC's social media was following the spice girls and 11 guys named Herb which was a reference to the 11 herbs and spices in KFC chicken

[@Micolash_is_behind_you]

lol wut

[@rrensdenn4382]

That's fantastic

[@Kromerlover97]

I thought i was having a stroke reading this

[@2minuss]

Can't make this stuff up, lol.

[@warriorwatch2406]

"That's a nice argument senator, why don't you back it up with a source?"

[@DigitalApex]

"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras." I love you, Jon.

[@the-letter_s]

@annokitsune.worldbridger we're too afraid to acknowledge these things

[@R-Lee-]

Jon bought the exact outfits that the two people were wearing.😂

[@lookoutforchris]

@@the-letter_sthe world is afraid to listen to what jews say publicly in front of a camera. A bunch just dropped some new active conspiracies in Davos at the WEF.

[@xplatypus516]

Jon out here staying normal and acknowledging reality. Based and glad to have him on our team

[@arcadia7845]

Wasn’t expected a real chicken but this is the man who got a full own horse in another video so this is honestly pretty tame.

[@TubboDaKittyCat]

@Aidan Kelly Watch Part 1 of “Jontron - Food Games”

[@bichnguyen-uc4ys]

ok

[@jstar3382]

It was a pony

[@VicGChad07]

@@jstar3382 Guessing you missed the part where Jon yelled "OH MY GOD THERE'S A HORSE IN MY HOUSE!!!".

[@JohnDoe-pc1qf]

A "full own horse". As opposed to a half one.

[@InDeathWeLove]

It's impressive when a debate show/video can make me believe not just one side is ungodly stupid, not both sides, but all three(the third being the presenter).

[@Kenfren]

I've seen a debate where the moderator won, so idk if that's better or worse

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

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[@Ramsey276one]

@@Kenfren O M G XD

[@InDeathWeLove]

@@onyxsuccubus Like honestly to me simulation theory isn't very useful. It's a fun thought experiment, but it's not falsifiable so pretty much is no different than religions claiming there are gods/supernatural being we can't measure and thus not disprove. Unfortunately, he isn't even doing a good job presenting actual simulation theory and seems more like he is a stoner who just heard a bunch of different thought experiments and went woah that's cool and jumbled them all up together in his mind. Also simulation theory can be reduced to a pretty simple explanation. If we build simulations and those simulations get to the point where the simulations end up generating their own generations and so forth then once there are multiple levels of simulations in the chain the odds of ours being the first approach null meaning it's almost guaranteed we are in a simulation. However until we actually manage to build a simulation that can contain a similarly complex simulation it generated itself from within this hasn't been proven to be likely yet. So spending serious consideration on that point until such a time has arrived is simply a waste. Secondly if it does get proven true then the question becomes well what does that mean for us. Pretty much we get two options are we going to just say whatever and live our lives or do we try to either communicate or travel up the chain of simulations in hopes of reaching the top layer or even escaping the simulation chain completely? One thing to question though is if there is any value in trying to move up the chain, because if we are lower on the chain the most likely reason why our simulation is still going is that the civilisation in simulation running our simulation hasn't managed to escape up yet and if they haven't what are the odds that we later to the game would manage what they haven't succeeded at?

[@thouzer47.58]

DEFINITELY BONES!!!!

[@jefferyoliver3728]

“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.” Had me rolling.

[@MrJohn0fficial]

Read my name 🤩

[@randomdude189]

You eat the bones?

[@bogey780]

It made me stop the video from laughter and look for this comment. And JonTron played them saying it. Bro, just killed Klaus on camera... In 4k... UHD... with HDR support and wifi connection.

[@treyvonmartin7989]

This

[@LifelinkTV]

Jon Tron is based.

[@perrilewis180]

I want to see the bloopers of jontron interacting with the chicken. He held it perfectly

[@IAmTheJellyBeanRock]

Ong

[@gaminggoof1542]

Indeed he did

[@doodlespiral7110]

He is a bird master, after all.

[@CarlosDiaz-fs6cv]

I can't like this, it has the three sizes of likes, no one else physically like this, leave it how it is!!!

[@shonen_x_trash2488]

The "they just started to say it publicly in front of cameras" line was gold.

[@roadrunner5549]

love the wef reference

[@minnesotanfreedomist3147]

Yeah that just fuckin' knocked me dead.

[@XtremeConditions]

It's just funny because... "We totally want to do this and bend the world to our will and will do whatever it takes to put those aligned with us in positions of power... But it DEEEFINITELY isn't happening, and how dare you for even suggesting that it's a thing after we just told you it was." What a world.

[@KrimsonStorm]

@@XtremeConditions the term you're looking for is Clown World

[@Zanthorr]

yes we're manipulating you, but anyone who thinks we're manipulating you is a conspiracy theorist!!

[@Feargahl_Padreg]

Last time on Jontron: Jon in a snake costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” This time on Jontron: Jon in a king crab costume - “What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do?” Legitimately the content I am HERE for

[@WingItMan217]

I need this to be a running gag

[@SodapopKevin]

Is he in a king crab costume... or a crab king costume?

[@Karlismydaddy]

@@SodapopKevin asking the real questions

[@RSkrub]

The snake one almost made me die I swear. 😆 I don't think I have seen anything on KZbin as funny as that

[@edo4359]

Make them fight

[@Halden.]

I love how this channel can be summed up as “Jontron does WHATEVER the hell he wants WHENEVER the hell he wants”

[@petervansan1054]

who the fuck is Jonson?

[@Halden.]

@@petervansan1054 autocorrect, my bad. It’s fixed now.

[@kip258]

I like how Jon is doing whatever he wants, but I also kinda miss when he'd review weird games or game franchises.

[@aceystar1478]

@@kip258 I want the crappy weird movie reviews back

[@ek6352]

@@COMMODOOSA 😂

[@rurikeiller2671]

I love how genuinely astounded Jon is by Charmaine, while everyone watching in the UK definitely remembers having a teacher like her.

[@lemons1559]

My Finnish teacher was exactly like her. I've noticed that every competent and interesting literature teacher is a bit of their rocker.

[@jenniferdunstan5065]

Yep

[@Maphteah]

Yeah, every school just has that one oldish lady who's very shouty in class

[@sugarpuffartemis]

Exactly. My secondary school history teacher was so extra and it was awesome.

[@LoganWH8]

I just love the contrast of those two. Derek will present a fairly salient statement like “whether or not they’re conspiring as a unified organization, the shared interests, massive lobbying power, and nigh unlimited resources of this newly emergent class of billionaire technocrats grant them a significant level of influence over global politics to the detriment of the public.” And then Charmaine will go on a ten minute unhinged rant about druids or something.

[@masterofbloopers]

I was expecting conspiracy theories about KFC itself, but this is entertaining, too. Entertaining in a "so bad it's good" kinda way.

[@alex.g7317]

Same, now get out! I’m playing Minecraft!!

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

They probably realized it would inevitably lead to the classics, like "Its not really chicken," which would just point out people are distrustful toward KFC

[@FrankBinderMMA]

I honestly thought this was one of his least funnier episodes, need to go back to Takeshis challenge or bootleg Pokémon type of videos

[@FrankBinderMMA]

@Jesse Filmmaker I mean I was born in 91 so lol

[@CameronBrtnik]

Conspiracy theory 1: KFC = Kill Fuckin Chickens!

[@gurvmlk]

"Fried chicken solves most problems." Well it did provide us with a new JonTron video. I'd say that's proof enough.

[@derek-64]

🤔

[@dgafgiraffe5847]

Has a " I have an approximate knowledge of most things " kind of vibe

[@ToxicDerg]

Too wholesome, delet dis

[@ivanberdichevsky5679]

The circle has been closed. Reason has emerged. But until when?

[@rebeccat7912]

He never misses. I don’t know how he does it. Definitely some conspiracy behind it.

[@misslittledove]

I had an art teacher in high school that reminds me so much of the second lady. She claimed to have been assaulted by both of the Doobie Brothers and one day just randomly ran out of class. This lady fully left school property bc she claimed to have gotten a call about one of her horses escaping. Turns out she didn’t even own a horse but had done so much acid in the 70s that she occasionally experienced psychotic episodes. They ended up finding her wandering in a random field and I kid you not she was back at school the next day.

[@rjrowley3887]

Whhhhaaaat?

[@kingcosworth2643]

I believe she was back, it's not good, but I believe it.

[@1SYNTHSTAR4]

Tgat Orange Sunshine Be Smakin Ong 😮‍💨

[@ArthurAlfred1]

I believe you! Thank God she was only an art teacher. Imagine if she was a math teacher!

[@zacfrancis6365]

Aren’t they’re 5 members of the Doobie Brothers? Lmao I was assaulted by the Winchester brothers! And ghosts!

[@millenniumf1138]

"Well, they were going to call it the Hexagon, but they ran out of bricks." Okay, that legit made me laugh.

[@slendr_playr9183]

Literally QAnon "logic" there

[@patchwurk6652]

@@slendr_playr9183 ...I'm pretty sure it was a joke.

[@FlorianXXV]

That dude just went there to troll his old Teacher.

[@Geordje]

I dont get it

[@millenniumf1138]

@@Geordje The joke is that the Pentagon is only the Pentagon because they didn't have enough bricks to make the Hexagon.

[@OmniPieTV]

It's a good day when JonTron blesses us with high quality content like hammering a chicken so hard it turns into fried chicken. 1:30

[@articusramos808]

That is the chicken hammer of Kentucky. Has a +5 to strength, endurance and can turn all chicken based targets and enemies 100% into fried chicken.

[@MissBarker93]

Made me laugh so hard that I almost choked on my own spit.

[@LickMyMusketBallsYankee]

Verified commenting a meaningless regurgitation with a timestamp to stand out without even watching the full video yet. Nice.

[@TD-tc9dj]

Howtobasic is watching

[@MrPacman64]

@Mishan 🅥 ew bot

[@RandomLombax37]

Jon blessing us with the "they just started saying it publicly on international television" with both was fucking gold.

[@_Stormfather]

Definitely my favorite part

[@signa8]

I always feel like I'm the crazy one for pointing it out too, but that's because we've had nothing but loons like this lady saying it for years.

[@211242o]

seriously the highlight of the video.

[@robokid20001]

It was hysterical. Good to see Jon has a working pattern recognition system.

[@tatteredshield8120]

First time. Kind of funny. Second time. Fucking hilarious

[@ElFreakinCid]

Can we stop for a second to appreciate that Jon went through the trouble of getting a live chicken for a perfectly edited bit, AND found and assembled the exact outfits worn by two of the people in the show he's riffing to act as them for another bit? Jon seriously goes above and beyond all for the sake of making us laugh for a few seconds.

[@optimusriv]

Then people wonder why it takes so long for him to upload

[@DrDolan2000]

+@@optimusriv Not to mention he also has a personal life It does pain me that I have to wait so long, but it's usually so worth it because of the amount of effort he puts into his videos. Alongside his team who work hard, too

[@meyes1098]

@@DrDolan2000 how do you know he has a personal life? He's just a crab, after all.

[@Dylanraptor]

Little late, but them not calling the conspiracy series “Kentucky Fried Conspiracies” was a huge missed opportunity.

[@jangostorm713]

God so true

[@Matthias129]

That was my immediate thought. I mean, it's right there in plain view. If KFConspiracies was a snake, it would've bitten the entire team behind these videos.

[@cheter_pumpkin_eater6968]

I thought the same thing!

[@ShadowNinjask]

because the word conspiracy is blocked by KZbin algorithms unfortunately, especially for the shows that disapprove or debunk them cant even use the names of conspiracy theories in titles sometimes

[@DeloofTegOrb]

@@ShadowNinjask yeah well the videos didn’t get many views anyways so it didn’t matter anyway

[@b4nd1t9]

17:02 this woman is either the greatest actor on the planet or KFC decided to choose someone from actual Hogwarts to be in the show. One of the comments later says she taught English but she sounds more like she's about to teach me defense against the dark arts.

[@ZaZi-Zeta01]

Every English teacher I have ever had has given me intense theatre-kid energy.

[@crisptomato9495]

@@ZaZi-Zeta01Every single one of mine was divorced and two were cat ladies.

[@Watchmanskey]

Yeah, she got that McGonagall vibes

[@crisptomato9495]

@@Watchmanskey Nah she reads more as a Professor Trelawney type.

[@L.Pondera]

She talks and commands presence like McGonagall, but has the fried brain of Trelawney and the beliefs akin to Lovegoods dad.

[@zeo278]

Can we all rejoice to the fact that Internet historian and Jon tron both dropped bangers within a week?

[@ws5273]

And Michael reeves

[@garymericano]

@@ws5273 I had to look up who Michael Reeves is…. His content looks like doodoo. If his content isn't doodoo feel free to correct me and I will consider watching one of his videos.

[@Alex-tx2uv]

@@garymericano His content is based on creating a stupid machine that does dumb and cool things, he also does something with his machine. I in my opinion would recommend his most recent vid or the surgery machine

[@snuffle01]

@@garymericano he's got some strong crackhead energy, but he's fun. Surgergy robot if where I'd start. Type of guy where you end up watching every video in a 20 hour binge thinking it lasted 20 minutes

[@MasterEth]

and michael reeves

[@nbierwirth14]

“Read my bone crunching lips” -jontron, the digital era

[@HarrisBoe]

Let’s not forget when KFC made a VR employee-training game where a crazy Colonel Sanders kidnaps you and won’t let you go until you learn to make fried chicken. They basically turn the Colonel into Cave Johnson

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemony chicken!

[@RangerXXT]

uhhhhh yeah?

[@Otamatone69]

Who CAN forget that?

[@MrMoron-qn5rx]

Cave sanders here. If you cut yourself in the last test chamber uou might have notised your blood has been turned into pure deepfrying oil. Thats normal. We were hitting you with an invisible beam that turns blood into deepfrying oil. If the effect persists after an hour after the test go to one of the frying boys. Thats not normal. We gotta extract all the oil outta you and replace it with regular blood again.

[@alex.g7317]

PotatOS? More like ChickOS!!

[@ianc8375]

Mrs Pullman is like the soul mate of the “succulent Chinese meal” guy.

[@notapuma]

Gentleman, this is Democracy, Manifest.

[@skibooski6884]

@@notapuma I see you know you’re judo well

[@thissitesucks905]

she sounds like the Administrator from TF2

[@thebananamelon5065]

S U C C U L E N T M E A T

[@OkraPlutonium]

And you there, are you ready to rrrecieve my limp paynuhs???

[@RealBurzum44]

"There is nothing wrong with a nice pair of thighs, but I am a breast man myself" So far the best quote from this video, like a tiny little gold nugget

[@wessmoore7894]

I’m halfway convinced he just volunteered for that thing to troll everyone.

[@derek-64]

I don't blame him. Plus he's a fellow Derek. 2 bonus points.

[@hilotakenaka]

God I love Derek

[@danthewatcher9681]

@@derek-64 are you guys like Mr. Meeseeks, from Rick and Morty ?

[@brucebonner3491]

That was the shittiest bit in the episode

[@Jacob.Clark0808]

I absolutely love how they try to make everyone look as crazy as possible

[@nobodynoone2500]

“They started saying it. Publicly. In front of cameras.” Commitment to the bit.

[@dubuyajay9964]

RIP JonTron.

[@dubuyajay9964]

@@samanfang5139 I'm afraid he gonna get Epsteined.

[@Pax_Mayn3]

RIP, gone too soon.

[@LordTyph]

'HE KNOWS TOO MUCH'

[@catinbeanie]

​@@dubuyajay9964 Its a real shame he shot himself in the back of the head 3 times. Clearly a suicide

[@Shamuck22]

To this day, this channel stands as a monument of old school youtube, quality over quantity. Always happy with that

[@probablynotanagent5594]

A MONUMENT ????!?!?! Did you know that monuments are a fascist symbol of cisgender white MALE PRIVILEGE?!?!?!?!?! Rrrreeeeeeeeeee

[@RettMikhal]

You mean you don't want 12 lifehack videos per hour?

[@eli3998]

Wasn't old school KZbin 5 minute videos? Or do I not know what old school KZbin really is(which isn't unlikely)

[@CowKirbo]

Aside from the amount of selling out yeah

[@mamaharumi]

@@eli3998 Depends on how you define old youtube. It's been around for like 17 years now. It could refer to multiple periods of the site which are all significantly different. Jon's channel alone has been around for a decade.

[@cantfindneutral]

'They just started saying it in front of cameras' Jon out here bringing the truth to people through humor. Respect.

[@ericfrehlich8800]

Mad respect. And good thing he mentions Trudeau(including 1/2 of his cabinet) first cuz that guy is destroying the economic and social fabric of Canada.

[@reeee88]

eat ze bugs

[@brettyboi6940]

I TRUSTED THE PLAN 🖐🏻😩

[@ImpetuouslyInsane]

@@ericfrehlich8800 considering the freedom convoy was happening right around the time he started filming this, it was topical at the moment.

[@LabiaLicker]

WHO WILL LIVE IN ZE POD AND BE HAPPY.

[@exoboi6974]

At first we all thought she was acting, but being her being an English teacher makes more sense.

[@wingsandash]

I'm an English teacher. We are NOT all like that, trust me.

[@megabuster3940]

​@@wingsandash that's exactly what an English teacher would say 😂

[@wingsandash]

@@megabuster3940 😂

[@Dobcool]

18:32 is amazing. She looks like she didn't realize that she was on a show made by KFC and is confused by the question for a second. Then she comes out with the "definitely bones"

[@scac94]

Well she doesn't seem all there tbh

[@Dobcool]

Tbh everything after that point is amazing. The fact she looks so taken aback at every question and interaction during this entire "interview"

[@broccoliface4501]

@@scac94 Non-simulation believing "people" usually aren't all there tbh

[@torontotonto6189]

this is what brainwash looks like

[@evanlucas8914]

Fun fact: KFC has successfully marketed itself as a Christmas tradition in Japan after they lied and said it was an American tradition.

[@WPUrchezem]

they also made a Japan dating sim for the Colonel

[@mclink99]

What?! That's crazy!

[@KevinSmile]

That's fucking hilarious 😂

[@SeekerGoldstone]

Tbf: they dont exactly have a ton of turkeys in Japan. Eating too much bird is absolutely an American Christmas tradition.

[@Watchmanskey]

It's not?

[@user-tv8jb4fu4o]

"They just started saying it publicly in front of cameras" thank you John.

[@papasweed.dispenseria5977]

This was the funniest thing imo

[@Forkinpikey]

@@papasweed.dispenseria5977 The truth? lol I think it's a little more dire than that, but hey here's to hoping we fix it

[@papasweed.dispenseria5977]

@@Forkinpikey bruh

[@photonfield]

I like how people still call it a conspiracy theory when Schwab literally published a book about it and his plans. You can buy it on Amazon

[@Prestorizzor]

@@photonfield You mean the book that is literally called "The Great Reset"? Yeah 100% conspiracy bro I mean come on, next you're telling me Alex Jones was practically right about everything...

[@irmiwolf]

The guy wearing a Illuminati Shirt to a Conspiracies Nutcase meeting is just the biggest troll move ever.

[@MarxistLasagnaist420]

Props to Bitu for somehow making “Life is real” sound like the dumb opinion

[@MegadethTillDeth]

Lmfaoooo

[@canada420mma]

she's lying about being british, clearly indian.

[@canada420mma]

@@froggymusicman sadly I can't disagree with that.

[@bananabanana484]

@@canada420mma You know that those two things aren’t mutually exclusive, right? Britain isn’t solely populated by white people

[@tsnophaljakarax9963]

@@froggymusicman Bruh. I mean true, but still...

[@path8134]

“Because look at me, I can pretty much only come out of a Bethesda character creator.” is one of the most underrated insults

[@sylerfleck138]

I love how whenever they had someone represent the non insane theory they have to find the least articulate person possible so it feels like an even argument

[@spiceforspice3461]

I don't know who the sane one is on "flat earth vs hollow earth" lmao

[@spiceforspice3461]

@Darryl Revok I still have no idea what hollow earth even is lmao

[@FrogWalrus]

some projection on your part

[@ExtraVictory]

@@spiceforspice3461 Hollow earth would be a lot more credible than flat earth lmfao. at least it still explains gravity and observations of the stars, sun and sky lol. Flat earth is just a complete mess that runs into dead ends at every turn but yet somehow still has believers

[@spiceforspice3461]

@@ExtraVictory Ah, I really don't know anything about hollow Earth. Had no clue about what it could explain.

[@brotherkhrayn3525]

“There’s nothing wrong with a good pair of thighs. But I’m a breast man myself” “BASED.” I’m fucking dying 🤣🤣🤣

[@KazLordOfLightWarriors]

When she came out with the "PLENTY of SUCCULENT MEAT" I immediately stopped believing that she was a real person

[@RealLargeManTheGiantOne]

She's an illuminati plant to make the whole theory seem so outlandishly stupid that it couldn't possibly be true

[@torontotonto6189]

when she said she eats bones i believed her to be a troll

[@MisterCasket]

Probably a reptilian.

[@Brave_Sir_Robin]

No that just PROVES that she was an English teacher- they all talk like that lmao

[@aaronbasham6554]

@@torontotonto6189 a troll, or a Troll?

[@thegreatnoot2610]

"Read my bone crunching lips" is going to be a daily quote for me now

[@nobodynoone2500]

Not effective unless you actually eat the bones. Mr flesh sucking lips (you) just doesn't have the same ring, does it?

[@zombinary3138]

@@nobodynoone2500 How do you know they don’t though?

[@VeryPeeved]

@@zombinary3138 I do.

[@animalzamzam]

I love mourning John like a Fucking widow and then him rolling back in to reclaim the estate once every few months

[@beefcrevice]

Hell of a way to put it.

[@parytheplatipus]

he really is playing bilbo IRL in every video

[@deadliestvice5356]

*Jon

[@mclink99]

Jon: What a magnificent Avian. Jacques: Am I a joke to you?

[@firesnakex8]

For anyone wondering if Mrs. Pullman is still teaching, she eventually was fired for threatening to slit a kids neck and throw them out the window. A youtuber by the name of Guy Average did a 55 minute interview with her if you want to check it out.

[@Naturally2Sexy]

Man HUH

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

that took a turn

[@daypersson8277]

Oh.

[@biostar4]

What the fuck...

[@jimmyrossmeissl6644]

I can imagine the talk between the principal, the superintendent, and her

[@brandonnelson7207]

Jon's out here talking about all the abominations that KFC did, but neglected to recognize "I love you Colonel Sanders: A Finger Licking Good Dating Simulator". I know the name for definite scientific reasons.

[@accelgortuss4573]

I just know it from experience.

[@DriscolDevil]

I mean....it's an obvious joke. That would be like doing a "movie review" video where you point out the absurdities in Airplane.

[@Gricky_Da_Bomb]

sanders-chan UwU

[@FiveFoxesInATrenchcoat]

@@DriscolDevil Yet you’re telling me that the Lifetime movie *isn’t* a joke?!

[@tomtexas4897]

That because its the gratest game ever made by man kind

[@fatalbert2055]

This marks the second time Jon has threatened us while in an animal costume

[@brendonwelsh-mccarthy9186]

I suspect a trend

[@rycegabrielmajor9847]

jon is secretly a furry

[@captainandrew45]

I now have two nickels, but it's weird that it happened twice

[@frankcharlesiii524]

@@captainandrew45 this is exactly what I thought of

[@awesomeperson531]

Third time because he was chicken with nunchucks, a snake, and now a crab.

[@snifflmup]

jon: smashes chicken with a sledgehammer and watches it explode also jon: "i really did not expect that to happen"

[@MessedUpBrainspike]

I mean... would YOU expect it to explode into readily cooked chicken nuggets?

[@masterxl97]

2:43-2:59 I think Jon has caught on that his videos produce meme templates, because that whole segment is perfectly cut to be one. There’s even a moment to green-screen in whatever video you want.

[@BlazingSkater420]

🤫

[@haydenbachman6958]

The fact Jon pulled out a magikarp and gyarados from the set called evolutions makes that joke a million times better

[@missfeisty]

He should be teaching evolution in schools

[@heromedley]

that was a real flex lmao

[@b00mcake]

I actually jumped out of my skin when she dropped the "DEFINITELY BONES"

[@madcap3450]

And that's what she wanted so she could get at those sweet sweet bones once the skin is out of the way

[@JulyTheNeon]

I wonder if she crunches the bones too? I wouldnt doubt it

[@limitbreak2966]

I love modern jontron, he’s so unhinged it’s amazing

[@jacksonwerner1888]

Jontron is like that one side character that you forget existed then swoops in last minute to look badass and save the main character

[@Concerned_Custodian]

Nah he's the main character that waits until the main antagonist is winning to show up

[@jonrinehart6411]

It's a good day when Jon graces us with his presence

[@bigatranch1689]

Very good day

[@mandude03VideosYT]

Very Very Good Day

[@irishjoe9195]

Yeah buddy a very good day

[@WyvernRex2099]

An extremely pleasant day

[@RAIN-z8i]

a very very very very good day

[@yomammalol5281]

john casually bringing up the world economic forum was a mental flashbang I was NOT prepared for holy shit lmfao

[@damianich4824]

I can't believe how based he is

[@MegadethTillDeth]

@@damianich4824 He got into trouble years ago for being based. There's a reason he's one of the only YTers from his time that is still legitimately hilarious. The left is unable to use humor effectively, because comedy exists in reality, and the lefts moral framework perpetuates a fractured reality that is ever changing in the name of "progress", and as such exists as a house of cards requiring mental gymnastics to navigate.

[@mikelv1]

It was like suddenly the stuff that you try to separate from your everyday life just walked up and said, “Hey, still exist and now it’s bad enough to be here too.”

[@skaterdude7277]

I was scrolling down here looking for someone to sit a spell and tell me wtf is the world economic forum

[@mikelv1]

@@skaterdude7277 So yeah. You ever see that video of George Carlin talking about “A big club, and you ain’t in it” as a joke? Well this is it. Applications go for 75 million and your first born child.

[@jasperjazzie]

i don't eat kfc much anymore, but it's basically tradition to watch this when i do...i have to do it.

[@SeenAGreatLight]

Oh no... the marketing is working...

[@jasperjazzie]

@@SeenAGreatLight it wouldn't have without jontron that's for sure lmao

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

​@jasperjazzie jontron can convince me to eat anything He could make a video about eating moldy rat carcasses and id do it

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Mrs Pullman feels like a character from a dramatic British soap opera series being dragged out from the TV world into our world.

[@MoonPatch]

I love how the simulation debate entirely consists of both sides listing off random opinions and trivia that have actually nothing to do with the topic. So why do you think we live in a simulation? "Well you see, the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell..."

[@Hamza-xl2sd]

Imagine trying to understand a philosophical argument without philosophy. Like, its mind-boggling how they didn't realize that the people they brought forward only had preconceived opinions without any basis in logical arguments.

[@Mick_92]

It's adorable. It's literally just watching not-too-bright (to put it kindly) people playing to be smart people.

[@summbuddie9120]

@@Hamza-xl2sd it’s not even a philosophical idea, the universe being a simulation has no basis in any observation, it’s just an odd techbro faith. What is the functional difference between a god and a divine programmer?; absolutely zilch is the answer.

[@HistoryNerd8765]

@@Mick_92 It's like delving into Reddit.

[@MushookieMan]

It brings to mind the Piers Morgan clip on youtube called Curb your Intelligence, wherein he says to a model, "How many digits do you know the Pythagorean Theorem to?"

[@jayst]

I would have never in my wildest dreams imagined that a large fried chicken corporation would set up a debate on simulation theory between the Dragonborn and the Loathsome Bone Eater, moderated by James Cordon Blue himself.

[@cabbagestand]

The Hero of Kvatch vs Dagon the Bone Eater

[@ManDogBearPig]

only in a simulation that would happen

[@natelax1367]

Let me taste of your voice

[@Shadders2010]

Then brought in Lady Dimitrescu

[@scac94]

"Loathsome bone eater" got me laughing too much

[@Courier_six6]

2/3 teaspoon salt 1/2 teaspoon thyme 1/2 teaspoon basil 1/3 teaspoon oregano 1 teaspoon celery salt 1 teaspoon black pepper 1 teaspoon dried mustard 4 teaspoons paprika 2 teaspoons garlic salt 1 teaspoon ground ginger 3 teaspoons white pepper The spices are mixed with 2 cups of flour.

[@Courier_six6]

Don’t ask how I know this

[@ChristopherColumbusesFeet]

Yummy

[@KefkeWren]

I love how they manage to find two people who not only don't understand the topic that they've been asked to be experts on, but also don't understand what the other person at the table are talking about...or what they themselves are talking about.

[@Ramsey276one]

O M G XD

[@redcherry8137]

That conversation felt exactly what its like trying to explain those topics to a friend from knowledge off the top of my head lol

[@couchpotato9035]

The fact JonTron woke up and wrote a script for a video titled “down the chicken hole”

[@StonerWaifu]

Sounds like we'll diving straight down Jon's gullet, Magic School Bus style.

[@worldenddominator8865]

And that was the rewrite. It's better than the first draft title "Down the Cloaca."

[@MrMindBlow]

Expected conspiracy theories about KFC itself. Wasn‘t disappointed tho. You go, Jon. 🤯

[@bigvrmn]

wait pause... THIS IS SERIOUS, LIKE THIS VIDEO IS NOT MEANT AS A JOKE.

[@MrMindBlow]

@@bigvrmn 👀🧠

[@Makujah_]

For that you go to Food Theory

[@bigvrmn]

@@MrMindBlow 😢

[@bigvrmn]

@@Makujah_ 🤩ok thank you

[@exodous02]

Man, now I feel like getting KFC. I bet this video has sold more KFC than the official KFC channel has.

[@sarahhiversoeur3759]

6:00 "I'm pretty sure James Cordon is already a couple of bootlegs down himself" This is why we still love you Jon

[@Otamatone69]

There are many many reasons why we still love him

[@tabbekelin3934]

Not cool to place John Oliver there though.

[@-SRM-]

Totally cool to put John Oliver in the late night dumpster fire.

[@MarioMonte13]

@@tabbekelin3934 No, he's no better than the rest of the cookie cutter late night hosts.

[@beatfromjetsetradio8239]

@@MarioMonte13 At least everything John Oliver says is true.

[@trianglemoebius]

That dude with the freemason shirt was PREPARED. He wore that so the person would comment on it, and he could say it showed up in his feed, as if they somehow knew he'd be on the show with her. If the woman across from him wasn't actually insane, it would have been brilliant!

[@NachosRenard]

I loved that she was a fucking teacher. Like- the comments there were so brilliant and it added so much to what she was doing lol

[@polarcaps8966]

"I S I T ?"

[@emanueliratliff4263]

Jon’s rockin the neckbeard again. This means good things, historically.

[@Marie-cq5td]

Jon Can rock whatever he wants and he’s gonna look fine AF!

[@我的家-j4b]

Fear. Just, fear.

[@justinanderson267]

I think he is wearing a wig

[@daftzilla]

I googled a few of these people and they're actors, KFC is doing a pretty spot on parody of wild conspiracy nutjobs lmao

[@Sam-lo8yj]

I need to see a source for this lmao I can’t believe that the lady at the end was anything but authentically bananas

[@tinobemellow]

Of course they're actors. A real conspiracy theorist wouldn't accept a TV interview, because that would mean the interview was actually a trap by the Matrix/Illuminati/Cult of Shrek to prevent them from spilling the obvious truth.

[@kielbasamage]

You mean to tell me I could be getting paid?!

[@kielbasamage]

@TransCube Psst, your comment triggered the bot, it's nor showing up.

[@xkaty_909x_spooky5]

@@Sam-lo8yj she was my old English teacher, she was a drama and English teacher. She had strong views, to say the least, this is 100% not acting, it’s certified lol

[@gojifan96]

I think the myth that having a British accent makes you smart is pretty much busted at this point.

[@holysecret2]

Maybe it just enhances whatever apperance you have. If you are on the dull side, it makes you seem even duller, and if you are clever it makes you seem more clever.

[@gracekim1998]

Um yeah 😅

[@DarthObscurity]

People from the US just think the accent makes them sound smarter. As in; if someone from the US said the exact same things this guy said without the accent, we'd lean towards the guy with the accent. Despite them saying literally the same things.

[@nandabun]

Well, the first problem here is, the saying is that a British accent makes you sound smart. You really thought that though?

[@KingOfGaymes]

It makes you sound fancy that’s it Dumb is dumb no matter how you sound

[@Chlocean]

"People will give you their money and all you have to do is make it for them." This is bringing back scary memories of nightmares I've had while I was a barista. People would break into my apartment and tell me to make them coffee and I didn't have all the ingredients so I used butter instead of creamer.

[@IamFish_2009]

What the fuck, how did they break in and how did they not think that is not normal

[@missfeisty]

@@IamFish_2009 ...nightmares.... lmfao

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

Where's my coffee, Chlo?

[@McMeatBag]

Did they like the butter coffee tho?

[@anitachamberlain3391]

Extra credit for the Resourcefulness.

[@TheDarkCheese16]

He’s actually not wrong about the crabs, they apparently re-evolved themselves back into existence 5 times

[@nutboi6093]

Yeah, so did trees. Convergent evolution isn’t uncommon, effective strategies are pretty much always effective is similar environments, so things evolve to have similar traits because they are better at surviving and reproducing because of it. Like how so many animals have developed venom or poison. That being said, however, does not mean that that Luca guy is anything more than a moron who pulls out random bullshit to sound smart.

[@jackkraken3888]

Yes, he's referring to convergent evolution. But that doesn't mean they are the ones pulling the strings.

[@--Cat--]

Don't return to monkey *Progress to CRAB*

[@astuteanansi4935]

@@jackkraken3888 *but it doesn't mean they aren't*

[@crabman2023]

@@astuteanansi4935 thats the spirit!

[@manmanderson]

"You see, what started happening is, they started saying it in front of camera's" jon tron moment that lives in my head rent free

[@1ZPhoenixZ1]

To quote Jon himself: "Do you really want this guy selling you chicken? He looks like he owns slaves."

[@zappy2000]

I mean the chickens also technically slaves right?

[@PROFESSOR_TV]

@@zappy2000 literally no

[@toximan2008]

I mean yeah because the slaves are QC, so you know that chicken will be top quality 🔥

[@dogwithawitchhat]

@@zappy2000 naw

[@AbMaSync]

@@PROFESSOR_TV c/Wait, can they leave? !?

[@gattzflappa6306]

Me: Sees "I eat the bone." on her dating profile and gets excited. Also me: Sits in horrified shock during the date as she eats her bone in chicken as if it's boneless.

[@lildoop5369]

The bone is good tho ngl

[@TheNewRobotMaster]

How ungodly strong are her teeth? Seriously I can understand eating fish bones; they may be sharp but they're razor thin. Chicken bones are thick and made of bone!

[@zeche8477]

Chicken bones are soft and chewy what the fuck are you people on about?

[@DropkickedBarracuda]

@@TheNewRobotMaster ah yes, the bone here is made of bone

[@parknplay8328]

I don't know if this is weird but I've always eaten the cartilage on the end of the bone, but never the bone itself

[@morgantellez758]

I love how the simulation dude was like "semi obscure science term. Boom." Carcinization is literally just an example of convergent evolution, typically unrelated arthropods evolving into a crab-like shape because it's a surprisingly effective body plan for survival. Fuck.

[@SaladDongs]

Your opinion has been evaluated, however the thing about Schrodinger's cat is that there's this theory that there's this thing in a box and it's a cat. Quod erat demonstrandum; to call you a crab would be excessive, for you will never emerge above water.

[@smoraptor]

He also misunderstands the cat analogy. He is clearly a pseudointellectual who spends too much time huffing his own farts on reddit

[@Arquinas]

They're both literally just presenting completely non-related trivia as evidence for their argument. It was mindboggling how deep and scientifically-minded they both managed to sound without saying absolutely anything of substance.

[@SaladDongs]

@@Arquinas I have to add that the trivia is either oversimplified by them to the point of falsehood or misrepresented by pop science. A lot of what they are saying is poorly paraphrasing the headline of an article or title of a youtube video that is already made to be entertaining, not scientific. It was fucking hilarious

[@mistertheguy3073]

Maybe you didn’t get what he was trying to say? I think he meant that the fact that the crab features are so good for survival causing Carcinization means there would be a high chance of other life being crab-like meaning the simulators would have a high chance of being crab like. Still a bit stupid but at least he was trying to form an argument and not just dropping a random concept

[@Shahelion]

On one side you have a guy who thinks we're AI in a simulation run by crabs. On the other, you have the lady that eats chicken bones. I don't know which one concerns me more.

[@Scillamar]

Interesting how the non-simulation believer came across just as insane as the simulation believer in this discussion.

[@HOTD108_]

The fact she eats chicken bones proves we don't live in a simulation because nobody would ever think to program that in.

[@frown2462]

They got the worst person to oppose the simulation guy. They carry so much unnecessary baggage, and their rejection of simulation is not through any scientific rigor. "AI couldn't possibly simulate emotions!" 1. Emotions are not signs of higher existence. They are byproducts of our cooperative evolution. This isn't the endgoal of an AI. They don't need to have robot sex to be smart. 2. Yes they can. Obviously. You have a computer in your head, right now. We can look at the parts. Pretending that the grey slab of beef rattling around in pickle juice is some incomprehensible artifact is moronic. We could probably eventually recreate a brain in a lab anyway, which would be an "artifical" intelligence. 3. Eats chicken bones. Probably one of the dark triad traits. Can't trust them.

[@SpencerLemay]

The question itself doesn't make sense. Reality as we know it, is an abstraction based on our senses filtered by our minds. Regardless of whether some civilization is running us on a super computer or not makes no difference. What about the higher reality that contains us even makes it more real? The word simulation just means an abstraction of a part of our reality. If you think about it, simulations are real. They are created by the interactions of real things in our real world, so are real. The same would apply to us. If we were unplugged from the Matrix or whatever there would be no logical reason to say that you are experiencing something more real. Does the idea of something being realer than something else even make sense? A toy guy isn't real, but real guns aren't real either I guess, can we say for sure real real guns are real? If our universe is not real, nothing can be real. All solid matter is just particles in various states and positions fed to us by our senses, all unplugging from the matrix does is just show you more particles in various states and positions positioning our particles. The question is a quirk of language, that doesn't imply anything concrete. It's all a spook I say! If the movie Tron or Reboot actually happened, would the little people having their little adventures all be simulated even though they seem to do all the things we do? It's like that no true scotsman fallacy. If all scotsman are simulated was there ever a real scotsman? We already know that asking someone to define what a real Scotsman would do is fallacious. Even in Plato's allegory of the cave, the cave with the shadow puppets still exists in the same world as the truth.

[@DuckieMcduck]

it's like they got someone to defend that the sky is blue because of newtonian sneezes during the big bang

[@andrewellicott654]

Naw she definitely didn’t come off as bad as the stoner guy

[@edd.5169]

I am a big fan of Jon dressing up as various creatures and informing me I am powerless to stop them

[@KingKayro87]

"I come in here, I'm pulling one of these absolutmind benders! Hsss! Hsss! What're you gonna do here? You're absolutely, completely helpless! You're gonna panic, and by the time the police come, I'm gonna be in the underbrush!"

[@EZO.FUZZ.IS.OFFLINE]

19:53 The best JonTron clip I never knew I wanted.

[@R1SKYB1Z]

Man John you really promote just the best games, i think they re all just so good, and deep and I'm sure you just spend so much time playing them

[@manospondylus]

15:36 His definition of carcinisation is pretty bad. It‘s a process only observed within crustaceans, which just means crustaceans (not sea life in general) have a predisposition towards evolving into crab-like forms because, well, they already got all the assets.

[@rossdocherty9542]

His description of schrodinger was bad too

[@JohnSmith-ox3gy]

The ultimate life form! (For bodies of water.)

[@weridplusho]

@@rossdocherty9542 Can you explain why? The way he described it was always how I heard it.

[@Durgemann]

@@weridplusho He neglected to include that the deadly material in the box was encased inside of a small vial/container that could break at any moment, which is the hallmark of the whole "dead or alive until we check" part of it.

[@weridplusho]

@@Durgemann Oooh, I never heard that bit. That seriously changes the whole thing...

[@The_Cosmic_Navigator]

Her: "I eat the bones too" Me (Just listening to JonTron while sketching) : "Excuse me, what?"

[@varuug]

CALCIUM

[@nicolausaguillon3659]

Read my bone crunching lips. I. EAT. THE. BONES

[@baldimerl2020]

🤢

[@baldimerl2020]

🤮

[@blackknight1168]

You’d be surprised how many of us have done this lol!

[@evan]

The siri stuff at 17:55 got me so good as that's literally every single request you ever try to make to siri ever or worse I'll get "I found some results... sending to Evan's iPhone"

[@boatcaptain6288]

This is why I'm not worried about AI taking over

[@noalear]

All of the assistants are SOO bad. Siri, Google. Bixby, etc- doesn't matter. They havent progressed at all since 2010. Once they got the simple shit like "call mom" down they clapped the crumbs off their hands and moved on to sitting around and collecting paychecks. Anything beyond what they've immediately programmed simply does not work, which is so useless it makes it angry to use it. Why can I not say "Open Facebook Messenger and send a message to Bob of the link in my clipboard" in 2022?! Hell, most of the time the simple command of "play" is returned with "SOMETHING WENT WRONG! IDK DROP EVERYTHING AND FIGURE IT OUT" and then I hit the play button on my bluetooth and it just works. How has no one blown the doors off these dumb-as-rocks assistants? ugh /rant

[@marth8219]

seems like an Apple user problem. I once spent 2 hours talking to the Google assistant and we had a blast.

[@mistercereal9624]

@@marth8219 Man go outside

[@evanblaketherulerofapokoli3784]

as another Evan, I too have trouble with Siri lol. A lot of the time Siri goes off without me doing a thing 😂

[@seapackgaming4316]

"What?! That's craaazy..." best quote

[@tsukiortu]

How can you forget the best marketing stunt from KFC. Them literally getting the whole country of Japan to eat it on Christmas making them think it's what we all do lol.

[@windowsxseven]

How easily the Japanese people can be fooled. So very submissive to the US.

[@JoakimOtamaa]

I prefer hot wings over christmas dinner for sure.

[@Thephillips-dj1po]

And building a bunch of Colonel statues-I think 4000?

[@DrDolan2000]

They think that? I don't even eat my favorite chicken on Christmas; I eat candy

[@tylerk3616]

I would honestly prefer KFC over a turkey on Christmas

[@TestTest-hh5mp]

The fact that Jon showed his audience the World Economic Forum is nothing short of amazing

[@Dee_Snutz69]

Jon is quickly becoming more and more based

[@TestTest-hh5mp]

@@Dee_Snutz69 definitely happened during/after the pandemic

[@SomberSora]

@@Dee_Snutz69 Jon has always been based, he’s just been forced to hide it because of the type of audience he has.

[@samuelprince4719]

Jon: "I'm woke to this."

[@holysecret2]

@@TestTest-hh5mp Hasn't he always been more on the edgy side? I remember some controversies he was in a few years back over some things he said.

[@Tralfazz74]

I like that the simulation guy both denounced evolution, and then used Darwinism to prove his point about crabs

[@aarondavis8943]

Yeah I don't think he knows much about it. They probably just ask people in a kfc store if they want $20 of free chicken to debate on camera for a while.

[@transorm987]

Not only that...he completely misunderstood Carcinisation. It's not EVERYTHING becoming crabs, it's just crustaceans becoming a species that heavily resembles crabs. It happens, though it's not the most common thing.

[@jstar3382]

@@transorm987 yeah. And even then, those crabs all have pretty major differences

[@transorm987]

@@jstar3382 They have the same basic shape, yet are from different families and it's just a very noteworthy example convergent evolution.

[@Dovah_Slayer]

And now you know how stupid and crazy conspiracy theorists are

[@Unsung_Guardian]

There was a girl in my kindergarten class who used to eat chicken bones. Never thought I'd see another person like her.

[@wanderingrandomer]

I can at least understand kids eating wierd stuff. I used to eat the wax around cheese and orange peel

[@nowhereweareagain]

I like how for the elitist conspiracy thye didn’t get one person who believed it and one who didn’t, they just got people who disagreed about whether it was good.

[@Alexander_the_Greatest]

because we know it exist. They even said so, and I trust the elites

[@joexiden5798]

It's quite hard to disagree with it's existence when they openly talk about it on tv themselves.

[@TheRealBlazingDiamond]

​@@joexiden5798 well, it's cuz they think they already won. and you know what? they probably already have

[@SonicHaXD]

I'm impressed how both sides keep out cringing each other XD

[@DrErikNefarious]

I dunno, I think the conspiracy guy wins that side when he busted out "we're in a crab controlled simulation"

[@MforMovesets]

I have the feeling when that crazy lady was asked if she wants boneless chickens or chickens with bones, she didn't mean food, but literally the animal, and was offended of the thought.

[@TheChildofAuraReborn]

It’s like a WifeSwap episode, lol.

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@@DrErikNefarious love your pfp!

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What happened to kotal kahn?

[@cristianjimenez3657]

It’s a blessed day when JonTron posts his yearly video.

[@gizmoatlas]

Agreed

[@Mothz_yay]

@@jknifgijdfui really? It felt like a year-

[@cronkus]

That whole year was just KFC research preparing him for now

[@adamg4336]

it'll be a better day when it's not just a reaction channel with millions if subs.

[@cronkus]

@@adamg4336 …. That’s… his whole thing tho. That’s not like what he’s become or anything his ENTIRE career has been reacting to stupid stuff and making funny jokes about it. If you don’t like it then why are you here?

[@cheezeebutter452]

“Well what happened was, they started saying it on live TV” lmao funniest shit ever 😂!

[@mizuchi6022]

My first reaction to hearing Sharmaine speak was "That's a fake person!" And after further listening, I have concluded that she is some cartoon vampire that found it's way into our world.

[@rileysaxton6836]

Literally straight outta What We Do in the Shadows

[@volkmardeadguy1557]

she wishes she wasCharlemagne

[@Wolf6119]

Calling her "Charlemagne" fucking killed me lmao

[@jungleinsectspikewall4474]

Fucking draculas ex lover lmao

[@djyeah-nah9781]

@@Wolf6119 the biggest question is does @Mizuchi mean Charlemagne the King of Franks, or the radio host.

[@TheB4X]

First internet historian and now JonTron? What did we do to deserve such blessings?

[@andrickchetram6384]

And lemmino too

[@lautarogomez9711]

God works in mysterious ways

[@Chaos89P]

Does that mean Scott the Woz is gonna start uploading again? I mean "Scott the Terminal Illness."

[@RequiemForAMeme_GameDev]

* First Michael Reeves, then internet historian and now JonTron?

[@guillermoelnino]

I H? i thought his channel was dead?

[@MrMan-sy4ev]

Scheodinger’s thought experiment was actually to demonstrate that a particle existing in two states at the same time until observed was a ridiculous idea. For some reason. People understood his experiment to represent the exact opposite.

[@bingyifg]

its not really people understood the exact opposite it's more of as we furthered our understanding of quantum physics, we realized what he said actually works that the idea was not as ridiculous as Schrodinger thought it was.

[@merlotpapi4930]

The Copenhagen interpretation of quantum mechanics says so though. In fact, Schrödinger's cat is used to demonstrate wave collapse, convoluted states, and measurement.

[@friendsforfood96]

THANK YOU. And there was no "radioactive waste" in the box. 💀

[@bingyifg]

@@TheOriginalFishPond no this is a very commonly known fact among physicist but personally i've come to know this from Veritasium's video about multiverse but u can probably get a valid source just googling a bit if u want to

[@VerbDoesStuff]

@@bingyifg No, it is as ridiculous as Shrodinger thought it was, this actually pisses me off so much, saying it exists in two states at the same time because you cannot determine the mechanism that causes it to exist in those states does not make it exist in two states at once

[@arlenevarner5539]

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