Britney Spears Book, Jiujitsu, Black Ventriloquist, Josh Johnson - Comedy Cellar - Standup Comedy

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Josh Johnson

Josh Johnson

Күн бұрын

Come see me live:
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Hey Friends, wanted to share my set at the Comedy Cellar a few weeks ago. Share your thoughts with me in the comments.
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@JoshJohnsonComedy
@JoshJohnsonComedy 10 ай бұрын
Hi friends! Thank you for watching!! Make sure to subscribe! Arlington VA Nov 30-Dec2 tix available at www.joshjohnsoncomedy.com/tour
@aqua1985rius
@aqua1985rius 10 ай бұрын
You make my world so much better with every set! 😂
@Yasminescookingshow
@Yasminescookingshow 10 ай бұрын
Good stuff Josh. I'm watching you from Virginia. I'm Haitian and a huge fan of In Living Color skits about Caribbean people. That show and Martin were my intro to Black American culture. I would love to see your funny take on Caribbean people in NY. I lived there for 9 years before I moved to Virginia for the military. You are absolutely amazing!! Your story telling reminds me of Bill Bellamy.
@360.Tapestry
@360.Tapestry 10 ай бұрын
you're killing it, josh. the consistency will pay off
@andrewwood6026
@andrewwood6026 10 ай бұрын
Coming to portland anytime soon?
@atlienfasho
@atlienfasho 10 ай бұрын
You’d better STOP talking about my creepy kid!!! That heads down face is TOTALLY my son’s mad face!!! 😂I 😂
@sessasidney
@sessasidney 10 ай бұрын
What is more impressive is that he does what Late Night shows needs an entire team of writers to do. He alone get the trending news and make an act on it... Dude is AWESOME
@temitopeej8407
@temitopeej8407 10 ай бұрын
He is very talented and he has honed his craft over the years. He was a writer on The Daily Show from 2017 and he previously was a writer and performer on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon. He toured with Trevor Noah on his Loud & Clear tour for several years. The guy has been around for a minute.
@MUTHANNGAwaTSHITIRINGO
@MUTHANNGAwaTSHITIRINGO 10 ай бұрын
They should give him that Daily Show spot
@shreddbunnie
@shreddbunnie 10 ай бұрын
He was a Daily show writer
@copiumkiller
@copiumkiller 10 ай бұрын
And then there is improvisation, coming up with jokes within seconds. Honestly, "Whose line is it anyway" in average have made me laugh much often than late night shows BY A WIDE MARGIN.
@Wynter_Heat
@Wynter_Heat 10 ай бұрын
Facts!!! He made it his own❤
@andreareddorkinghood1371
@andreareddorkinghood1371 10 ай бұрын
Cutting the ribbon on a race you didn't run deserved way more laughs than the crowd gave you
@Sienisota
@Sienisota 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely. It was hilarious!
@Yazarastsu
@Yazarastsu 9 ай бұрын
It is hilarious but I just gotta say if you spend 9 months getting up at 3am to go on a journey to get something that you shouldn’t be able to get at that time to come back with it for it to become another journey and being greatly loved when you return till later that day being threatened to getting your head ripped off, should be able to do something 😂 just saying
@erikaarnold4780
@erikaarnold4780 8 ай бұрын
💯 I agree! GENIUS!😂
@keenanweind1780
@keenanweind1780 8 ай бұрын
The father ran the first leg of the race...
@penelopeanne79
@penelopeanne79 7 ай бұрын
Totes!!!😂
@lanasinapayen3354
@lanasinapayen3354 10 ай бұрын
I wish only one thing: don't burn out Josh! Every artist I know who used to put tons of good content out all the time burned like a candle and had to take like 5 years rest. Take care of yourself!
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185
@simmiedavissimmiesings8185 9 ай бұрын
Agree
@RCRyan76
@RCRyan76 8 ай бұрын
Agree. He is awesome
@nicoleowens2318
@nicoleowens2318 8 ай бұрын
He clearly enjoys it, and the fact that he's often at the same spot shows that it's probably local and convenient for him. It's like a news show, it takes work but if you enjoy it and you're trying to get wider exposure, and create a lot of content, he's doing it. I'm so proud of him. It's going to get him a lot more views posting new content frequently. If he can do that from near his house, sweet. Why not? When you love what you do it gives you life, not take it away. I'd agree if he were touring all year, but that does not seem to be the case.
@marielcolley5656
@marielcolley5656 7 ай бұрын
Doing something you love can burn you out. Specially creative content like comedy and preforming. We are not saying he should stop, more like he should pace himself. So that he is healthy.
@alovecolour
@alovecolour 6 ай бұрын
Katt Williams always has new content, Trevor Noah, Tony Baker, Corey Holdcomb etc...
@dszk1990
@dszk1990 10 ай бұрын
I love when Josh Johnson does the thing where he goes from smile to neutral to smile to neutral (...) fast, that's when you know he's cooking some shit.
@realbrooklyn2093
@realbrooklyn2093 7 ай бұрын
Slappy joke loading
@JLF201
@JLF201 5 ай бұрын
Oh yeah. That flickering smile that's like, "here comes the best line, I gotta say it, hold it together."
@liamevans7661
@liamevans7661 3 ай бұрын
Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol
@liamevans7661
@liamevans7661 3 ай бұрын
Agreed its like he’s trying not to laugh bc he knows he’s hilarious lol
@angryface01
@angryface01 10 ай бұрын
JiuJitsu: the gentle art of folding clothes with people in them. Being a white belt forever is normal. Farting when another person is folding you like origami paper, also normal. Sucking at JiuJitsu, totes normal.
@alovecolour
@alovecolour 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@miha_ity
@miha_ity 5 ай бұрын
I was White Belt for like 4-5 years, until one evening some guy that goes to the same bjj gym started some shiet at the bar, and we both agreed to go outside on the grass and duke it through jj. Thing is he was a good purple, and I was preparing myself for sleepy time honestly, but we ended up chest to chest with him on top, and through instinct I went for a Ezekiel and grabbed the shirt too and hugged him so tight I almost blacked out myself...I felt him go limp and just scooted out from under him. After he came back we were drinking buddies. Two days later, I go to jj class and in front of everyone, the teacher started scolding me so hard and swearing and getting like red face, and then he ends it with "...so congratulations, you earned yourself the blue belt" and like the 6'2 220lbs 37yrs old man that I am, I cried like a lil girl in front of like 20people. IMO it's better to be a white belt for 10 years than no belt at all, just like it's better to be the last guy in kickboxing class, than the guy who just passes by...
@mrarmaggedon31415926
@mrarmaggedon31415926 5 ай бұрын
@@miha_ity yo that's incredible and I could absolutely see the blackbelts doing that
@mlladavynauckland1622
@mlladavynauckland1622 4 ай бұрын
My kids do bjj, someone did a loud fart in their class and one of the dads called it out, it started a landslide of fart allegations, as it turns out some people have a rep for farting and everyone's been keeping a tally 😅🤢
@evirgil84
@evirgil84 3 ай бұрын
Wow this is such a great quote: “When you laugh you’re letting yourself be yourself.” Thanks Josh!
@aaramccrory1987
@aaramccrory1987 10 ай бұрын
As a mother I can confirm how creepy kids can be at times. My son has so much conviction that our house is haunted it is truly unnerving. I am ready to smudge the house 😂
@callmecharlie99
@callmecharlie99 10 ай бұрын
Kids can see things we can't. You might want to do that smudging soon.
@KLmoxie
@KLmoxie 9 ай бұрын
Might want to move houses!!! That’s not even funny
@erikaarnold4780
@erikaarnold4780 8 ай бұрын
It can’t hurt 😶‍🌫️👀
@carrington2949
@carrington2949 8 ай бұрын
Didn’t you watch The Haunting episodes? The ghosts be kicking the sh1t out of the kids and the parents still don’t believe them until a full on possession takes place. Believe that child. 😂
@Bachconcertos
@Bachconcertos 8 ай бұрын
Rebuke the demons in the name of Jesus.
@cjpietropinto9293
@cjpietropinto9293 7 ай бұрын
Lmao! Ive been married 21 years and YES!!! Being married is having someone to say "i love you, no matter what. But stop doing That." 😂
@sunnysunflowers328
@sunnysunflowers328 10 ай бұрын
I love that grin he tries to hold back right before he says the punchline. Makes me grin and start giggling in advance, lol
@littlewoodimp
@littlewoodimp 10 ай бұрын
2am, woken up by pain again. Ahh but here's sweet, funny, Josh to illuminate this dark and chilly hour. Thank goodness he's such a hard worker, always delivering.
@kui_maina
@kui_maina 10 ай бұрын
Babe whats going on?
@littlewoodimp
@littlewoodimp 10 ай бұрын
@@kui_maina Oh I've just lived too long, went and got old 'n crumbly. Do yoga kids!
@kathleensullivan4547
@kathleensullivan4547 10 ай бұрын
😢I'm so sorry 🙏 I too am in that club 😢❤
@littlewoodimp
@littlewoodimp 10 ай бұрын
@@kathleensullivan4547 Hey, and we both have Josh as a wee bright spot
@lesleyd2448
@lesleyd2448 10 ай бұрын
I can relate 😢 Recently found Josh..he’s a blessing 💜👏
@DavoneRice
@DavoneRice 8 ай бұрын
"this could've been a text message if I'm being honest with you" 😂😂
@tommyelthomas
@tommyelthomas 3 ай бұрын
"He's not even in the top 30." hahahaha
@AT.inbetween
@AT.inbetween 3 ай бұрын
dont text me Willie!
@Mah-LonCreativity
@Mah-LonCreativity 10 ай бұрын
Josh got to be one of the funniest people on earth right now. Don't you agree?
@rockymountainfoothills
@rockymountainfoothills 10 ай бұрын
Agreed
@tareapayton7549
@tareapayton7549 10 ай бұрын
Yesss
@Qui-Dad-Jinn
@Qui-Dad-Jinn 10 ай бұрын
Absolutely!
@jessicagirts3250
@jessicagirts3250 10 ай бұрын
100%
@opheliamunroe1110
@opheliamunroe1110 10 ай бұрын
Are you starting a Josh Johnson cult 😐
@dimestorepoet
@dimestorepoet 8 ай бұрын
Why does this man not have more specials. Hes by far one of the most eloquent, hysterical, and hard working comedian ive ever seen.
@pocketrocket1995
@pocketrocket1995 6 ай бұрын
When they ask my husband, if he wanted to cut the cord when my daughter was born, my husband replied to the doctor…’ I paid for full service. I expect full service no way in hell I am cutting anything.’
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂Yes Girlll🎉
@smeagol1210
@smeagol1210 2 ай бұрын
My husband didn’t want to cut the cord either. He said, “No,thank you. “ He said I didn’t want to.
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 Ай бұрын
LMAO 😂🤣
@janethoward2155
@janethoward2155 Ай бұрын
@@pocketrocket1995 😂🤣😂
@alisaurus4224
@alisaurus4224 17 күн бұрын
When we were in birth prep class, one of the other dads was STRESSED about cutting the cord because he didn’t want to give his kid a weird bellybutton. We explained that’s not how it works 😂
@meryla.l.8245
@meryla.l.8245 8 ай бұрын
Literally Josh’s KZbin clips are what I watch when I want to be entertained lately.
@clairehodgson621
@clairehodgson621 8 ай бұрын
Dude is awesome!! I love the low energy vibes and story-telling. Not cheap shots of making fun of the audience. Josh Johnson is the one to watch.
@christina-clairegeorges3661
@christina-clairegeorges3661 10 ай бұрын
Love the Britney take. Funny not making fun of. ❤
@richjokes
@richjokes 10 ай бұрын
How does this man generate so much content every week?
@denisedecman2912
@denisedecman2912 10 ай бұрын
Yeahhh love it and for free 😮
@corvacopia
@corvacopia 9 ай бұрын
He used to write for The Daily Show
@richjokes
@richjokes 9 ай бұрын
​@corvacopia I...know...but there's a BIG difference between writing as part of a team and writing 15 minutes of new standup a WEEK...Dude is a beast with the pen...
@theresagomez2605
@theresagomez2605 8 ай бұрын
​@@richjokeshis delivery is on point too
@richjokes
@richjokes 8 ай бұрын
I'm LITERALLY starting to follow his example and write bits on current events...dude is an inspiration...
@aplaceinthestars3207
@aplaceinthestars3207 10 ай бұрын
The jiujitsu story made me laugh so hard! The awkwardness was so intense it felt extra good to laugh about it.
@amazing3868
@amazing3868 10 ай бұрын
😂
@kathybell6268
@kathybell6268 7 ай бұрын
"Before you know it you are that weird guy" just about killed me
@bernieheartdragon1888
@bernieheartdragon1888 10 ай бұрын
You understand being a human more than any human I’ve ever heard in my life. 😂😂😂😂😂 “my tampon! “ what the actual….I freaking love you so much. 😂😂😂😂😂
@Confundrum
@Confundrum 10 ай бұрын
When Josh uploads I forget about my problems for a little while
@tareapayton7549
@tareapayton7549 10 ай бұрын
Thought it was just me! So appreciate you sharing your sets with us...Love ur comedy... Love to laugh!!💞
@HoneyPot624
@HoneyPot624 10 ай бұрын
Same!
@KomalNirwan
@KomalNirwan 10 ай бұрын
We all do, that is the reason we all have subscribed to his channel.
@JustWhattaRuLookinAt
@JustWhattaRuLookinAt 10 ай бұрын
Same… When Josh uploads, my brain takes a break from worrying about heavy school/work deadlines and bills to pay rofll 💀
@83osoy
@83osoy 10 ай бұрын
❤️
@1c2h3e4u5n6g
@1c2h3e4u5n6g 10 ай бұрын
Josh NEEDS to be hosting the Daily Show
@janeeyre1990
@janeeyre1990 10 ай бұрын
It's so stressful Don't wish that on him He's a sweet guy, he needs his rest
@heyheyNow
@heyheyNow 10 ай бұрын
Nah, Roy Wood Jr ❤
@kmxbmx
@kmxbmx 10 ай бұрын
⁠@@heyheyNowRoy Wood Jr would absolutely be my first choice, but daily show already told him he wasn’t getting the gig and he left. Josh is definitely my next favorite option though!
@Roaming725
@Roaming725 10 ай бұрын
Oh no, he deserves better!
@ColoRADbro420
@ColoRADbro420 10 ай бұрын
But I like that he isn’t so political. That show creates a political audience division polarity.
@beenassoo
@beenassoo 10 ай бұрын
he looks more confident and more expressive here than his previous bits. idk why but i feel really proud of him, he has come long way and finally he is reccieving th attention he deserves
@cerajo2706
@cerajo2706 7 ай бұрын
Lmao when he says, "this could've been a text message if I'm being serious." Omg 😅
@YakThaWiseman72
@YakThaWiseman72 10 ай бұрын
"Okay, I'm done with jiu jitsu, I'm just gon buy a gun"😂😂😂😂
@squee599
@squee599 3 ай бұрын
"Anybody wanna pretzel me, they can catch this lead!"
@kellidinit3725
@kellidinit3725 10 ай бұрын
😂😂my dad would always call me “hon” right before he broke someone’s death to me. Every time he called me hon, I knew my day was gonna get bad real quick. I’d give anything to hear him call me “hon” again though.
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 10 ай бұрын
💙
@lesley5380
@lesley5380 10 ай бұрын
🕊
@tanisha.r.thomas
@tanisha.r.thomas 7 ай бұрын
@SakuraMoonflower
@SakuraMoonflower 4 ай бұрын
Aww, I'm so sorry for your loss. 😢❤🎉
@nikkidcoe
@nikkidcoe 2 ай бұрын
@Kcali111
@Kcali111 10 ай бұрын
The way you say "WILD" in exclamation of certain situations always cracks me up. Also your mannerisms and ability to cover multiple topics in a comical fashion is top notch.
@lianekawasaki143
@lianekawasaki143 10 ай бұрын
“You about to sleep forever” killed me😂😂😂
@bellefleur6300
@bellefleur6300 5 ай бұрын
“Some good Christian sleep” 🤣
@Grace-ms7un
@Grace-ms7un 3 ай бұрын
I need that on my pjs
@rio197
@rio197 4 ай бұрын
I get it now. Josh is a story-teller kind of comedian and I appreciate him for it
@StanisStandUp
@StanisStandUp 10 ай бұрын
Weekly 20 minute sets? This man is a force of nature
@jonnaphillips7124
@jonnaphillips7124 8 ай бұрын
In the order I loved them? OMG I CACKLED! 😂😂😂
@calvthomas6153
@calvthomas6153 8 ай бұрын
I love his voice. Makes the jokes and punch lines even funnier🤣
@neiel1
@neiel1 10 ай бұрын
Wow. Josh just unlocked another level to his comedy. Maybe a combination of the crowd & him (as always) testing new material, this set was non stop
@Lady.Thirteen
@Lady.Thirteen 3 ай бұрын
“Cutting the finish line tape on a race he didn’t run”😂 🤣
@James-cs3vc
@James-cs3vc 10 ай бұрын
I know he said Collin Farrel, but my brain pictured Will Ferrel and now I'm deeply hurt we don't live in the version of the multiverse where Will Ferrel was absolutely tearing up Britney Spears. I think that version of the multiverse is a lot more chill than ours.
@kathymisuraca5047
@kathymisuraca5047 6 ай бұрын
Same
@marcelladillard3556
@marcelladillard3556 5 ай бұрын
Me, too.
@anyasviews8415
@anyasviews8415 5 ай бұрын
I heard Colin Firth 😢
@JLF201
@JLF201 5 ай бұрын
I couldn't think who Collin Ferrel was. The closest my brain got was Conan O'Brien.
@Grace-ms7un
@Grace-ms7un 3 ай бұрын
​@@anyasviews8415 i am instantly imagining britney in pride and prejudice 😂
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 10 ай бұрын
I remember this one time Josh didn’t kill it on stage.. Wait, wait, that’s NEVER happened! Keep killin em brother
@korganrocks3995
@korganrocks3995 10 ай бұрын
I've seen it happen a couple of times. Of course, that was while I was watching clips of him on a podcast, so he was only killing the host!
@GreenAntennas
@GreenAntennas 6 ай бұрын
"I just brown-belted myself! 🤣
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 Ай бұрын
That one was good 😂🤣😂🤣
@EllaGP22
@EllaGP22 10 ай бұрын
I couldn’t stop laughing for a good 10 mins when I heard “there’s a thin line in Jiu-Jitsu between getting submitted and getting fucked” 😭😭
@CrazyJodice
@CrazyJodice 10 ай бұрын
Cutting the finish tape on a race you didn’t run😂💀
@Innamoramento9
@Innamoramento9 6 ай бұрын
The Black Ventriloquist part had me choking with laughter. oh my God, it's true!
@marjuraudne8862
@marjuraudne8862 10 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is black belt in comedy! scary good. I wish I was a network exec
@tshiamokungwane7039
@tshiamokungwane7039 3 ай бұрын
"i would like the people that i love to die in order i love them in" 🤣🤣🤣it takes someone talented to make something that dark to be funny.
@nordicpink
@nordicpink 10 ай бұрын
Willie wasn’t dead!!! Now I’m dead!!!😂😂😂
@stardoogalaxie9314
@stardoogalaxie9314 6 ай бұрын
2:27 😭 that happened to me as a kid. I was trying to tuck my dad in for bed like they do to kids in the movies and mf woke up swinging. He grabbed and shook me and I think punched me? I dont remember exactly. All i know is that at the end he was crying into my shirt and Im consoling him 😭
@theglem4
@theglem4 10 ай бұрын
It has been so great having him upload his stand-up regularly. It is so refreshing to have that pick-me-up every so often.
@matgrades
@matgrades 10 ай бұрын
Josh is a killer. He deserves more recognition🎙🍻👍🏼
@dannymac6368
@dannymac6368 10 ай бұрын
Josh so little he leanin up against an empty mic stand. 😂
@cjpietropinto9293
@cjpietropinto9293 7 ай бұрын
Anyone can. He's standing on the bottom plate.
@tanisha.r.thomas
@tanisha.r.thomas 7 ай бұрын
AHHHHAAAAA.... You are the reason he is getting swollen now😂😂
@stocktraderaid3553
@stocktraderaid3553 6 ай бұрын
That got me too! How much does the mic stand weigh?😂
@RyanDarian
@RyanDarian 10 ай бұрын
For the love of god, give this guy a week on the daily show STAT
@devotae
@devotae 9 ай бұрын
Kids whispering in the dark about nightmares was so creepy and hit home hard. I laughed my ass off. 😂
@TheUselessbuthappy
@TheUselessbuthappy 10 ай бұрын
I have 4 kids. The amount of times ive woken up to a heart attack becuase one of my kids is standing over me staring is unreal.
@dontestarr5781
@dontestarr5781 10 ай бұрын
Netflix stop trippin and give this man a special or two!!!
@jashanestone
@jashanestone 10 ай бұрын
How we always hit "like" when we haven't even or heard anything it yet? Because? We fuck with Josh.. 👍🏼 🤷🏽‍♂️ 😅😅
@staynlesjl
@staynlesjl 10 ай бұрын
Pause
@rockymountainfoothills
@rockymountainfoothills 10 ай бұрын
🎉
@snacking5908
@snacking5908 10 ай бұрын
Facts
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797
@ericisprobablyfullofshit7797 10 ай бұрын
It saves time. We already know it's gonna be good. 😊
@MissJoy16
@MissJoy16 10 ай бұрын
Thank you for the reminder!
@teamlovepanda
@teamlovepanda 8 ай бұрын
Josh using all of his unmarried energy for comedy and it's GOLD!! 👏🏽👏🏽
@ThatzMzMJ
@ThatzMzMJ 10 ай бұрын
LMAO! I did Jiu-Jitsu back in 2019 and I got rolled by a 15-year-old as well 😂😂😂
@vickinoeske1154
@vickinoeske1154 3 ай бұрын
I love this guy. He's like your funniest childhood friend. Only better.😊❤
@mrsetamayple
@mrsetamayple 10 ай бұрын
This man is dropping good content every week, that’s insane 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@karinak09
@karinak09 10 ай бұрын
“I’ll make you sleep forever” really got me 💀💀
@suzanchristiaanse8972
@suzanchristiaanse8972 Ай бұрын
Josh Johnson is where I got my news now
@JustHereForCats
@JustHereForCats 10 ай бұрын
When he sat down and hoisted up his leg 😂😂 Omg sir, you are too much 😭
@zaywatkins1742
@zaywatkins1742 10 ай бұрын
Don’t lie! Y’all got rankings! Never heard truer words😭
@weRarmy_weRBL
@weRarmy_weRBL 5 ай бұрын
He can make me laugh every-single-time!...Every time I click on one of his videos, I know at one point I'm gonna cry as I'm laughing so hard...the jiu-jitsu bit and the cutting the ribbon, did it for me on this one.
@megmaul3123
@megmaul3123 6 ай бұрын
Josh you have the most beautiful hands I've ever seen on a man! Love them!
@jimmylin7233
@jimmylin7233 10 ай бұрын
DUUUUUDE That BJJ story is TOO REAL BRO. Every martial artist worth their salt has farted explosively during a sparring session. I, however, habitually play my ass trumpet during the stretching exercises. I guess that's where all my 49-year-old single unmarried energy is going hahahaha
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819
@Liminal-Galaxy-System6819 Ай бұрын
LMAOOOOOO 😂🤣😂🤣
@jwvandegronden
@jwvandegronden 10 ай бұрын
17:30 LOL The only black ventriloquist... An abomination! I don't know but of all the gold, that was the funniest bit of the entire set! Guy is a genius...
@throwawayyoutube
@throwawayyoutube 10 ай бұрын
"you with you all day" 😆
@vedadalsette1453
@vedadalsette1453 10 ай бұрын
You've become my favorite comedian over the past year. Love watching your clips.
@foxinthesnow1917
@foxinthesnow1917 10 ай бұрын
Omg I rarely like stand up but I can't get enough of this dude
@Flybabyfish
@Flybabyfish 10 ай бұрын
Josh Johnson’s released more gold!🤩👏 my favorite comedian Love from laffayette Louisianna!!⚜️🐊
@stephaniem9335
@stephaniem9335 10 ай бұрын
You just covered my whole family in one stand up I love you Josh!!!
@Windsbag
@Windsbag 10 ай бұрын
Josh is right. I just turned 49 last month, I am still single, and I am not doing well.😅
@Tonyhouse1168
@Tonyhouse1168 10 ай бұрын
Man, I feel you. I turned 41 this year; decided a few years ago to be single and just handle my business. And now I’m thinking I stayed single too long. Got comfortable in my aloneness, stuck in my ways. There’s times I think about how nice it’d be to have a partner to share the good stuff with and help handle the rest, but then I look around and there’s just not many people I can think about seeing every day. But maybe there’s still hope for us. Good luck brother
@chosenlight7289
@chosenlight7289 10 ай бұрын
​@@Tonyhouse1168hey this is for you and John ! You both are right we're you need to be! No rush! Plenty of life left to live! Do t let loneliness drive you to get a nut case. If you have good credit made sure she does! If you don't have kids and you don't want to be with a woman that does don't! We are at the age where we should have things so don't date a bum of a woman that wants and needs you to take care of them. Make sure she has her own! I am a woman so this is from a woman's mouth. I would rather be lonely then linked with a bum. Y'all have plenty of time and yes! Be picky!! Nothing wrong with it 😄
@jshyoungblood
@jshyoungblood 10 ай бұрын
You'll be fine but remember you can't capture someone and retreat to your hole with them. Gotta get out there and interact, create relationships, push through the urge to turn inward and share yourself.
@Fitingbros101
@Fitingbros101 10 ай бұрын
I feel you man. Should’ve taken Bill Burrs advice. Cant stay single too long or it’ll tarnish your personality. But if you wait too long it becomes almost impossible to get a gf anyway. Heres to luck then 🎉
@gailsmith938
@gailsmith938 10 ай бұрын
You are an absolute joy! Going through a dark season, but came across this video. Can't stop laughing.😂😂😂. Thank you, and God bless!
@nordicpink
@nordicpink 10 ай бұрын
Love this guy. He’s so funny.
@rare2find0918
@rare2find0918 10 ай бұрын
Josh you are HILARIOUS! Can't wait until you announce your next stand up special!
@craigmerkey8518
@craigmerkey8518 10 ай бұрын
🔥 IDK how he comes up with these intellectual and self aware performances!
@themaggattack
@themaggattack 10 ай бұрын
I saw him in an interview and he said he basically processes the things he talks about in counseling into his comedy.
@mayasl1339
@mayasl1339 10 ай бұрын
Josh was on fire in this session! What a repertoire! comedy at its finest ✨✨✨
@Killerwale-hk4wy
@Killerwale-hk4wy 10 ай бұрын
I did Judo (the most "huggy" martial art) and went in the "big" group at 12. Way earlier than is normal because I got too big, too fast. By 13 I was 6'3 and by 14 I had reached my final height of 6'5. I wasn't the skinny tall, I was like 225lbs I hit puberty early and had a pretty deep voice and was hairy as hell (which OMG I hate so much). So I was this very strong kid, but I still had the training of a 12 year old. So I was out there getting choked out by black belts and honestly I kind of liked fighting way better oponents. I eventually got better and was really motivated to get better.
@steggopotamus
@steggopotamus Ай бұрын
I've been incidentally bumping into a lot of comments from tall guys from when they were young teens and it's been so enlightening. Learning about The mismatch experience between emotional/mental maturity, and experience vs their physical attributes has helped me understand guys a little better. So thanks for sharing, internet strsnger.
@bpchongo-.-
@bpchongo-.- 2 ай бұрын
This guy has me hooked for about a week, he’s too funny so down to earth with his comedy 🎉
@cyberartsy
@cyberartsy 5 ай бұрын
Thank you, KZbin algorithm, for introducing me to Josh! Solid talent. Subbed and can’t wait to see you live!
@jusbpure
@jusbpure 5 ай бұрын
Bruh said “I quit jujitsu and just gone buy a gun” I spit up water bruh 😂
@willsx2
@willsx2 10 ай бұрын
Another great set! Josh is getting even funnier.
@williamalexander7481
@williamalexander7481 10 ай бұрын
😂 you made tonight better. Thank you
@semaj1077
@semaj1077 10 ай бұрын
This guy has new material every week. Incredible
@coolbeans5911
@coolbeans5911 10 ай бұрын
"unmarried energy"😭😭😭😭😭
@CharronOliver
@CharronOliver 9 ай бұрын
Josh, you are paving the way for your own late night show! I love watching your videos, you're seriously funny. "A race he didnt even run" hilarious! Move over Falon.
@joeystylzpoppin
@joeystylzpoppin 10 ай бұрын
Ayyoo that "I hope everybody I love" joke is kinda facts lol
@maryrosekent8223
@maryrosekent8223 10 ай бұрын
I’m so happy I never got married-I was engaged for a brief bit of time, but once my fiancé made my grandmother cry, it was over.
@Roaming725
@Roaming725 10 ай бұрын
Thank you so much for blessing us with all this laughter!
@AVV369
@AVV369 10 ай бұрын
Thankful for the weekly dose of laughter therapy with Josh Johnson 😁the neck-sniffing bits were weirdly tantalizing 😂
@leeci33
@leeci33 5 ай бұрын
There’s a guys laugh in the background that is just a perfect “Ha ha ha ha ha” sound track laugh.
@jochenau9164
@jochenau9164 10 ай бұрын
A ventriloquist is a grown man who chats with stuffed animals while he violates them. It's not okay.
@InAHollowTree
@InAHollowTree 10 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 10 ай бұрын
I mean, the puppets don't complain about having a hand up their ass. Gotta assume they like it. Just saying, kink-shaming is wrong.
@tanisha.r.thomas
@tanisha.r.thomas 7 ай бұрын
That part😂😂😂
@wonderwalledit
@wonderwalledit 10 ай бұрын
I laugh through the whole thing 😆😁. Josh, I wish for you all the best and success in the world! 💕
@Noodlyk18
@Noodlyk18 10 ай бұрын
Yo my dude is pumping out new and topical hilarious material so often, goddamn man someone get him a special
@deadinside5299
@deadinside5299 10 ай бұрын
Cousin Willy, rest in gummies
@KINDaf
@KINDaf 10 ай бұрын
R.I.G.
@ekdaufin1485
@ekdaufin1485 10 ай бұрын
Good one!
@callmecharlie99
@callmecharlie99 10 ай бұрын
He's 85 deep. Its gonna be a long nap.
@danielball1790
@danielball1790 10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂 the Willie joke!!!!!!!!!!!!. Honestly this dude is 🔥!!!!!!!!!!!! Nothing like having a great hard laugh!!!!!!!!! Keep rock'n bro.
@nedonasoapbox
@nedonasoapbox 2 ай бұрын
Laughter is good medicine for the heart. Proverb 17:22 the reason Josh is so good. BECAUSE he's funny from the Truth... not hurt , spite, or cruel.. Placing being there!!! In the light.. makes you say ??? Yep that's right . That's just like it is... no victim & no villains❤❤❤ Peace And Love...
@officiallaurenbrown
@officiallaurenbrown 10 ай бұрын
Literally so stoked to laugh
@GenuineBreezy
@GenuineBreezy 10 ай бұрын
I remember the nights of young me walking into my parents' room and scaring the sleep out of them
@tanisha.r.thomas
@tanisha.r.thomas 7 ай бұрын
You ever just wake up with one standing over you. 😂😂 Twice by two different kids!!!💀
@gabeflame7803
@gabeflame7803 10 ай бұрын
I’m Jiu Jitsu, you gotta let go of your ego, that’s one of the greatest lessons in it
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