5 reasons to not mess with Texas

[@ladyecks2762]

This Texan approves this message. 💪🏼💪🏼 “You may go to hell, and I will go to Texas.” -Davy Crockett

[@KLH-vb3zx]

That is my FAVORITE Texas quote… I ❤️ 🇨🇱

[@ericramirez6647]

Yeah and wen someone from Tennessee says that you better belive it lol

[@maxrobespierre9176]

@@ericramirez6647 Hell or Texas, hell or Texas, hell or Texas? I’ve lived in 3 of the Texases, and I have never been to hell. But from my perspective, hell has very good chance of being better than Texas.

[@lylecharles1457]

As a Texan I also have to agree with you 100% But you missed one small detail there Mr. Pray. As of today we can constitutionally carry here now as well

[@SteelSmoker]

And I do.....

[@lylecharles1457]

Me 2

[@bigearl3867]

Me 3. And I need a new holster. My old ones worn out.

[@lewhanna6112]

I have carried for 30 years anyway.

[@dtom3792]

Took your state long enough.

[@jandecoleman1]

Coming from Texas, so many people who do not come from Texas do not understand the meaning of "Don't Mess with Texas", it means so much more than littering, it means Don't mess with anything about Texas. So for all those who are moving here, that's great, but leave all the stupidity that caused you to move back where you came from, because we ain't going to let that happen here!

[@kg89808]

Austin is becoming a shit show. Hopefully it'll just be contained there specifically downtown.

[@oddballgunman5288]

💯

[@jandecoleman1]

Well Ausrin started going downhill when the "New age hippies" (post millennial generation) moved in. At least that is what I call them.

[@jandecoleman1]

@Aniwayas Song Yes I know Dallas and Houston have their issues as well and that is mainly because of who is running those locations, however, for those places give it time, that will change however Austin is a different place altogether and I don't foresee any changes happening there soon just because the population there is mostly the newage hippies, as I like to call them, and they are just plain ignorant. You can fix stupid but ignorance is almost impossible to fix.

[@jandecoleman1]

@Aniwayas Song Trust me when I say Texas will not let that happen, as a matter of fact any true Texan will agree with me when I say that we will fight and I mean literally fight to prevent that from happening to Texas!

[@leomartinez8580]

I know your from Florida but you have shown so much respect for Texas that you will always have a place in Texas to stay

[@michaellarenee4856]

Right after high school graduation in 1982, I moved to San Antonio, TX and lived for a few months with my Aunt and Uncle. Texans all over the place told me I was no longer a Coloradoan because now that I was in Texas I was officially adopted as a Texan!!! To this day even though I did not stay livin in Texas I still feel like I'm still a Texan at heart!!! I love Texas!!!

[@georgemartinez9084]

Are you my brother???

[@CWA69143]

Texas Southern Belle here bring it!!! Locked and loaded 24/7 365!!! Much love to anyone else that knows better then to mess with Texas!!! Austin is the butthole of Texas!!!

[@swamppride]

That's giving Austin too much credit

[@ramonaschuler4134]

BLESS YOUR HEART ❤️ 😂😂

[@phyrewillow6463]

We were an independent Republic before we joined the U.S. And we never forgot the Alamo.

[@pvlvsmcxviii6105]

Never fucking ever 🙏

[@bobbyhempel1513]

Texas is a militia brother.

[@stewartcleesen8293]

As a Texan I can say we don't mind if you make fun of Austin it deserves it.

[@monisworldforever2839]

We can laugh at Austin, but will fight to the death if someone else does. 😂😂😂😂

[@stewartcleesen8293]

Yuuuuuuuuppppppppp

[@glockmodder]

💯

[@justdawnsoullessginger3536]

@@monisworldforever2839 I don’t know…I agree with Stewart. Austin’s an embarrassment. They bring any harassment on themselves. If an “outsider” makes fun of Austin, I just agree with them, but anyplace else, we have a problem.

[@none_ya001]

Absolutely! 🤣

[@valleyofsin]

In Texas you are born with the knowledge of how to shoot.

[@apryl3234]

Not quite. I'm a native Houstonian and my family were anti-gun until I became an adult. Now my mother (also a native Texan) wants a couple of guns and I've been wanting to learn since i was a teenager. Still trying to save up though

[@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330]

@@apryl3234 most anti gun folks base it out of fear. I showed my aunt from Oregon my AR. When I opened the gun case she literally expected it to get itself out of the case and load itself. She had heard of machine guns and literally thought that they were self operating. When I explained that it won’t do anything unless I do something she started to actually get mad at me for basically ruining her stance on guns. She wanted so badly to be right but I had just proved that it’s the person, not the tool. Inanimate objects can’t be evil, only peoples hearts, and you can’t legislate evil.

[@apryl3234]

@@georgefloydsinhellwbreonna5330 I tried explaining that to my family years ago and they're just now understanding this concept. You're right its the people that are evil not the actual gun itself

[@DiakronYT]

not quite but my Mother started teaching me gun safety at 2 y/o and at 3 she taught me how to shoot (she was an Expert qualified Rifleman, her terminology not mine.) I have a deep respect for the damage a gun can do in untrained hands, but in the 30 years of shooting i have done, I have not even once had a close call or accident. A gun can be a deadly weapon, but a motivated person can turn just about anything into a deadly weapon.

[@johnwilliford7958]

100%!!! I grew up in Alabama, but moved to Texas for awhile for work, and later moved out of Texas.. I'm grateful for my experience, and life lessons that I learned when I was there. I never disrespected anyone from there, but I got to see 1st hand, more than once, how quickly a group of Texans can come together against someone bad mouthing Texas.. This included a few Texas-Mexican Americans getting into the situation.. I just stood back like, "dayaaam"!! Yeah.. don't mess with Texas, or Texans!! I don't know why anyone would want to anyway, they're great people to start with!!!

[@judystrawther7282]

Love you Josh! You are so right, I have lived in Texas for 40 years and my husband is a native Houstonian.

[@lilbeef23able]

We require Texas History to be taught in schools.

[@MrBarstow]

This is vital to Texas. I couldn't believe other states don't have state history classes like we do. I tell people about our history and they are dumbfounded.

[@scrossman27]

Kansas requires Kansas history in school...not really saying much

[@MrBarstow]

@@scrossman27 that's awesome.

[@natashageorge3936]

We're taught Texas history in junior high and it's a required course in college - no matter your major, just saying.

[@arbiter4515]

As a Texan I agree

[@rowdy7480]

As a Texan, I agree!

[@jjacktheripper2]

Same

[@michaelmalone5661]

100% in agreement.

[@hamstermanblank3165]

Man you are one of the most wholesome channels ive ever found, as a Texan you are spot on with your analysis of us. I keep my M1 Abrams in a shed on my property.

[@gonzobean4694]

Moved here 10 years ago from California. All states (all) have their own unique problems and/or issues, but ... Damn, comparatively speaking, for me - Texas Rocks! The meanest people in Texas are nicer than the friendliest people in California. Out here, it really is live & let live - for better and for worse. In my opinion, it is one of the most libertarian states in the country. For those who dislike Texas - please - leave. Don't elect those who ruined your home state. If you dislike a "red" state, fair enough - go elsewhere.

[@rillo806]

Finally!!! Someone from california gets it!

[@pvlvsmcxviii6105]

Here a biker would also open the door for you and pay for your groceries 🙏 it's all love here ❤️

[@bigearl3867]

It's 2:45 a.m. here in North Texas. Don't mess with Texas. Remember: The eyes of Texas are upon you.

[@MrJwarden11]

As a proud and native West,Texan I stand behind Josh 100 percent, keep Austin weird.oh and by the way we love our guns!!!! Texas born Texas breed and when I die I'll be Texas dead.

[@lylecharles1457]

And as of today we can constitutionally carry here in our great country of Texas.

[@unattended270]

Agree

[@dianabodemer1889]

I'm a transplant, 31 years and counting, I'll die here too.

[@jaysmith2151]

As a person from Florida I also agree with Josh because down south we're all United.

[@emberw214]

😂😂😂😂I'm not even from TX but I've lived here for like 12 years and I drank the kool-aid. Josh knows what's up! DO NOT MESS WITH TEXAS EVER!!!! 😂💛😂💛😂💛😂💛😂

[@Mass.Effect]

PSSST...Texas has its own military...seperate from the U.S. military!!! 3 branches!🤔😁😎🍺

[@blueyedevil3479]

Four gas stations?! Bro, thats a city if you’re in South Texas…lol

[@louiejones4092]

I live in Virginia but damn I wanna move to Texas. Best state in the country

[@justdawnsoullessginger3536]

Best Country in the States…fixed it for ya 😏

[@louiejones4092]

@@justdawnsoullessginger3536 lol

[@louiejones4092]

@BelleDotz I don't blame you.

[@crktritual]

281 checking in…God Bless Texas

[@aarondouglas3772]

We even pledge to our flag, do y’all pledge to yalls flag? I think not

[@christymurphy6571]

Born, raised & still live in Texas. I've visited other states and I'm thinking to myself "Man these people in ___ are rude. I miss Texas". Seriously everytime!!!

[@nisalong7348]

I agree!! I travel quite a bit and I catch myself saying "damn these folks are not very friendly or neighborly" out loud A LOT.

[@bhugg1979]

Born & raised in DFW, moved out of state for two years & didn't feel at home again until I saw all them texas license plates again and was finally at ease. Never leaving again.

[@thisismagacountry1318]

1) Bluebonnets 2) BBQ 3) More hot Bitches 4) Every feature other states lack like clean Rivers to go tubing in, Mountains, Beaches, Forests, Prairies, Swamps, Deserts, Tumbleweeds, and REAL Saloons. 5) Abbott

[@scot60]

You forgot Bucees!

[@justdawnsoullessginger3536]

And Constitutional Carry

[@freqmgr]

Yepper, there are a bunch of freedom seeds here in Texas and the launchers that go with them!

[@janedoe6947]

I love you Josh. Texas is the way. We have 5. Something million militia Woohoo baby.

[@youdidntseeanything8589]

This is the way.

[@michaelmalone5661]

Coming from Deep East Texas, the piney woods, I have spent the last 504 hours spamming a text message back. All he had to do was apologize. I now know they live in New York, Brooklyn to be exact. I even have a Google earth view of the address associated with the phone number. I will wake up randomly throughout the night just to mess with them

[@dp9629]

Toxic lmao 😂

[@monisworldforever2839]

My family is from Lufkin, I know how petty you can be...... 😂😂😂😂😂 Good work on spamming them back!

[@michaelmalone5661]

I did warn them ahead of time

[@aironiversen9214]

👏👏👏 LMAO! 🤣🤣

[@scrossman27]

Aquarius?

[@mandilynn24]

As a Texan making fun of Austin is acceptable at this point!

[@krupag8149]

Devil don’t want that smoke 💨

[@eszethomas]

I have enough time in Texas to find a way for sharks to fly and live on land.

[@rowdy7480]

😁👍💪

[@statesoftheunited7049]

God bless texas❤❤❤

[@Mass.Effect]

American by birth, Patriot by choice and a bred, born and 58 year lifelong Texan by the Grace of GOD!!!!!!!

[@TheChadillac8907]

As a Texan I approve this message…. Also we live by a code here for people that do want to mess with Texas… F$&! around and find out… and then when it’s over it switches to… bless your heart

[@blee4]

So true...so true

[@chuckbradley9614]

Josh we’ve forgiven you over your football mistake and know that you are always welcome here in THE GREAT STATE OF TEXAS.

[@shadowstrikeify]

I was born and raised in Illinois did 3 years in Texas not only did I realize everything is bigger in Texas but Texas is its own country lol God bless Texas

[@JackFrost-xy7yl]

I am from Texas, you can make fun of Austin all you want. It is the Berkley of Texas.

[@frednich9603]

Texan here... you can rag on Austin all you want. It deserves it

[@judystrawther7282]

That is for sure Mark!

[@MartianPlanetArt]

Y'all trying to start another comment war in Josh comments? Cuz...

[@bw9538]

It’s only going to escalate that much if anyone try’s to expand beyond Austin

[@TheJokesterSCR]

You gotdamn right! Texas is a force to be reckoned with!

[@TexasPlaneDriver]

5th gen red dirt Texan, Austin is our red headed step brother. Wasn't always that way, it started with Michael Dell and grew out of control. Used to watch Stevie Ray Vaughan play in the bars when he was nobody it was fun then. Now it's an infestation of pasty, barefoot wannabe hippies that took "Keep Austin Wierd" too damn serious. It's OK though, they don't go past Georgetown or San Marcus, they know they might get eaten. Welcome to Texas, just don't fekkk up.

[@thetexan4192]

Texas : Biggest Country in One State

[@kathy4112]

Unfortunately, all the California Tech people have moved to Austin and ruined it 😞

[@Adrian-em9ng]

When ever I am asked where I am from I always respond 'The greatest country in the world; Texas.'

[@Very_Angry_Citizen]

Apparently mrs Hough's doesn't remember messing with Sargon Of Akkad. She had to pay $40k in fees and penalties.

[@chaseberthot3541]

As a Texan I can say if you offer a random person tobacco you will have a friend for life and I agree 1000%

[@timlenard1646]

I'm not a Texan but I am a good neighbor and friend of Texas, I'm a Louisianan/Arkansan, and we stand up for each other...

[@vcat8136]

Lmao! All true! We extra over here, & damn proud of it! 👍🏻😂❤️ Had my first shooting lesson when I was 5, by the way! 😉😃👍🏻

[@timwhite2596]

This TEXAN approves the message Josh Pray you are 1000% speaking truth! I love watching your videos bro and don't worry sh!t goes south you're always welcome to come to TEXAS we will take care of you hell if you ever need any backup in Florida I'll be there just call

[@tysongotti40]

Texas 4 life!!!!✊🏽💪🏽👊🏽

[@valleyofsin]

We like our barbed wire.

[@jefffaulkner4576]

I would say absolutely most of Texas is a prime example of rugged individualism. Liberals should be very wary of people who don't want handouts.

[@blee4]

Anytime we travel out of state it is always a pleasant sight to see the "Welcome to Texas" sign at the border coming home. Born, raised and will die Texan!

[@mikemcgill9874]

Sing the state song in a video and we will make you an honorary Texan

[@MrGrxxx123]

Don’t mess with Texas!

[@sgt_s4und3r54]

I just so wanted to troll Texans on this...."Texas Sucks! Fight me!" I just can't bring myself to do it. I have too much respect for them.

[@RonFleener]

As a Floridian myself, I agree, can't F with Texas

[@TexasMadeJ]

We love Florida too 🤙🏼

[@rosswhite8354]

Yo who tf told this outsider that we worked in shifts like that?! Not cool! Also, it's The Republic of Texas, not the US of Texas. 😤

[@matthewallred7471]

I moved from Texas to Utah and my new nickname is Texas. Also people make fun of the food there and everything else, they don’t understand how much trouble they would have gotten into.

[@aubreym3315]

Texas is about respect your country, military, women, and each other. Then we have each other's back.

[@66Sixxy]

Meanwhile, Texas stomps all over women's reproductive rights.

[@dfactor]

@@66Sixxy Women definitely have the right to reproduce in Texas. I think you meant to say, Texas banned killing living humans.

[@dyoung5999]

@@66Sixxy yes we protect all Texans especially the unborn!

[@themiddleminded509]

As a lifelong Texan I can verify all these to be facts

[@CynNiki]

don't you be talking bout texas football unless you wanna bring it to the grid iron. but for real ya'll don't mess with texas 🤣🤣🤣

[@michaelhempsted8603]

Texas is the real life Wakanda (Black Panther)! Texas Forever! I’m one proud Texan!

[@ericramirez6647]

Lmao all the comments are Texans no one from any other state 💀 🤣 😂 dam straight don't pull on the bulls tail unless you ready to to meet the horns

[@free2befree]

This video in 100% true TEXAN approved!

[@kencramer1697]

Come on back to Texas Josh! I had a blast meeting you at Gas Monkey! We will bring the Jeeps back out again for ya!

[@oldboot1987]

🤣 As a Texan, I thoroughly enjoyed this. 👏👏👏 Keep up the great work JP. 👊

[@radiantmind8729]

Just don’t. That’s good advice. 😂🤣😅

[@taylorsims7080]

"Dont mess with Texas." Oklahoma:🤔

[@KnowbuddiezBusiness]

She is a clueless individual. I followed her case against Sargon of Aka ad by watching videos of lawyers breaking down her case and the judge's rulings. If she would have listened to her lawyers she wouldn't have a judgement to pay legal fees. From what I've read/hard she had a hard time finding a lawyer to take her case. (I could be wrong). The fact that she has to pay legal fees comes from HER actions, not Sargon of Akaad's actions. She is ticked off because S of A raised $120k from a Go Fund Me account for his legal fees and the judge still ruled that she has to pay the $39k it has taken S of A to defend himself against her claim of copyright infringement. She seems to be a little slow on the comprehension of why her case went the way it did. Now she says "I kinda wanna me with Texas..." Well, as a Texan, I highly recommend she get a grip on REALITY and QUICK. Texas (Texans) don't take too kindly to strangers (non-Texans) saying anything uncomplimentary about Texas. Yes, everything is bigger in Texas, including our EGOS! 😉😊 We are friendly people and help anyone in need any way we can. We will fight fiercly against oppressors, no matter who they are or who they are oppressing. But if "Texas Jokes" are told or if someone disparages Texas, Texans or our way of living...... Well, I'd just recommend against it. Plain and Simple. I'm Just Sayin'.

[@pamelajordan7116]

You’re right. Don’t mess with Texas

[@patriotr.behnke3086]

💯👍🏻🇺🇸 I want to live in Texas 😉🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@SteelSmoker]

We Texans are like the Borg when you mess with us..... Resistance is futile!!!

[@ballardsj]

God blessed Texas with his own hand!

[@stevefriery9086]

As a 7th generation Texan, I approve this message. There are Texans, then those that secretly wished they were.

[@theschmidts7727]

Nah Josh, Gradmama's teeth can be used to load bullets into magazines easier.

[@christopheryoder8292]

Smh, you went after TX High School Football. Lol

[@stevemic8991]

You’re missing a big detail. Most of the US military always come from majority of states like TEXAS, Florida, Louisiana. Some of the best of the best veterans and war heroes that you read about in books come from Texas. We have a ridiculous veteran community. In short this is a huge active and veteran military community. Hooah!

[@mikeford5978]

Texas proud. Much love. ❤🤍💙

[@AidanGRG]

I dont recognize america as a country. I don't think Californians deserve to have a piece of like. Instead I think America is actually Texas.

[@kswensen2481]

Delaware agrees, do NOT mess with TEXAS. You're about to be America's last stronghold if shit keeps going down the shitter so fast.

[@ReformedSooner24]

As a rule, only Texans, honorary Texans or former Texans can throw shade at our cities. Much like how only siblings can throw shade at each other.

[@rillo806]

Your right josh. We will fight amoung ourselves all day, the SECOND an outsider chimes in our arguement amoung ourselves will immediately stop, the room will go deathly silent and we will ban together and handle the outsider. If your not from here just sit there n b quiet. Dont think u can just jump in and disrespect one of us or ull get all of us. Ive seen it happen MANY times. Let us handle our own business. We dont need any help from anyone else.

[@davidstakely5518]

If you mess with Texas, Tennessee is bound to join in

[@dcmitchell6247]

Don’t mess with texas !!

[@pvlvsmcxviii6105]

Leave Texas alone. Plz. Literally every body carries and we all watch out for eachother ❤️

[@easttexascountryboy4872]

Four gas stations?? We got one brother!! Love your stuff brother!! Get your ass to East Texas and let's have a beer!!

[@hanejast5973]

She couldn’t properly mess with a Brit; definitely shouldn’t mess with TX.

[@danlee9895]

Texit

[@jeffsavage5065]

That's why they call it the Great Nation of Texas..jus sayin buddy

[@munzeez21]

What about them cowboys?

[@texasforever7887]

The US has more registered firearms then people. We don't register our firearms in Texas😉

[@dansweet6793]

They held off the Alamo They can hold off anything yes the Alamo fell but the war was won.

[@wendyraymond1751]

Love your videos ...love to visit there one day x

[@schu131]

I live in central Texas we are up at 2 am already at work I can vouch for we sleep in shifts hahaha

[@honest-Alaska]

Texas is Alaska's smaller cousin who bucks up till AK shows up.

[@UltraMaga45]

Alaska just wishes it was Texas

[@christymurphy6571]

Population of Alaska as of 2021 - 734,000 Population of Texad as of 2021 - 29.2 million Bring it! Lol said in fun!!!

[@nisalong7348]

You wish... lol

[@jamesjurgensen6332]

Yeah Texas is real independent until everything freezes over lol

[@GiuseppeSimonetti]

I'm from New York and I know not to fuck with Texas or Texans.

[@tiddly723]

God Bless Texas

[@angelaatteberry4037]

You know us well 🤣🤣🤣